>>154395817
https://vocaroo.com/1iHUfXj3ozqG
Scuba kek
Frank the Tank called Kai Correa the N-Word today in his ranthttps://x.com/NjTank99/status/2048551390717309155
>>154399634Vocawoo!
Yankees?
>>154399641feels good to be a white girl
>>154399691BUILT FOR BBC
>>154399691Shut up Alice
My biggest fear of the future of baseball is that there'll be offensive and defensive platoons like in football. A team of hitters and fielders and neither of them can do both. Feels like an inevitability and if it does happen I hope it's long after this generation and the next two are dead. I'll hang up and listen.
Man this dirtbag that was sitting right behind me in class last Thursday was coughing up a lung. I've been sick the entire weekend. I want to call out his filthy ass but Idk if you can really say someone is an asshole for being sick. Anyway I've been sneezing and had a runny nose and body/head aches all day and still had to complete a 15 page papeFuck that dirty little manlet
>>154399699gross desu>>154399704eat me
>>154399699>BUILT FOR BBCAs a reporter?
>>154399717>mestfag bugchasing his classmateFAGGets kek!
>>154399706You stood on hold an owuh ta say dat??
>>154399778something about this post rubs me as cringe, I can't tell if it's because I know your a mets fan or something else...
Mariners swept that series btw.
Could Russell Wilson make it in the majors?
>>154399706Her microphone is being dissolved she's in danger.
>>154399799>Grounds out in bananaballI’m thinking no
>>154399799I'll sign him to a 1 year $1.2 mil AAA contract with an invitation to spring training.
>>154399706But wait you’re the one in the studio… so how can you also be the caller? This one ain’t adding up.
>>154399819David go to sleep you fucking cocksucker
>>154399843In da city dat neva sleeps?
>>154399706That's a good thing tho, it will be an improvement in level of play for both sides. We don't have to watch one of Stanton or Judge pretend to be outfielders.
>>154399858kys
>>154399799Ever since his terrible skid with the broncos, I forget he exists. I had to google which team he’s on now
I’m a black cubs girl and my purple plum pussy is reserved for Timmy
>>154399717fell better ladgrubby cunt should've stayed home if he was sick, so you're right to feel aggrieved
>>154399717You didn’t mask up?
>>154399891PLEASE LET ME HIT! PLEASE!!
>>154399899appreciate it kiwibro. if it wasn't the mangy fuck then i woulda still been sick watching our mets lolbtw did you see Bo stayed in the dugout well past the end of the game? he looked so upset. I really like him. you can tell he's taking this to heart and wants to put on for the team. I think it's just a matter of time with him. he's won me over with his love for the game and the team. I wouldn't mind at all if he stays with us. he's gonna mash>>154399952didn't have one on me in the big 26. now I'm gonna have to be the chud wearing one tomorrow because unlike that filthy hobbit I don't want to get anyone else sick
>>154399634I need it ...
>>154399778BACK AFTA DIS
>>154399989Here’s the mink man.
>>154399972you got it bro xyea I did see that, it was the first article on the MLB app when I opened it up earlierI agree, I felt bad for him cause he clearly cares about these shitty results and his lack of form, would love for it to come together for himwe'll just have to wait and see (and hope lol)
>>154400030oh fuck you
>>154400030Let’s all just wait and see
It's funnier when the Yanks are bad, let's all give da Mets a break.
>>154400030I guess in the worst case scenario (season over for real), our rookies will have the chance to develop without insane NY pressure. Benge has been looking a lot better lately. I don't want him to lose confidence because Mendy keeps inexplicably subbing in Pham in spots where Benge can make a difference too. plus I was a little nervous that we might lean on Nolan too much and he burns out. He's got exceptional stuff but he still needs time to hone his command and trust himself to challenge hitters and induce the ground balls. He doesn't need to be the strikeout aceI'm also excited about Ewing. he's been crushing it in AAdo you have any hope still for Vientos or Baty?
>>154400086kek but I'm not even gay tho
Things that would improve MLB and baseball as a whole>smaller bases>no pitch clock>no ABS>no reviews or challenges>no DH, pitchers must bat>allow shifting>no interleague play until the WS>no three batter minimum for pitchers>no automatic intentional walks>no runner in 2nd during extra innings
>>15440010627 rings stfu
>>154400106normally yes, but not with the $400 million cohen/stearns mestthis shit show has been glorious
>>154400127based boomerASB is kino 2bqhwu. umps deserve to get checked when they make a shitty call
>>154400106Don’t cry for me I’m already dead
Get out of my head! GET OUT MY HEAD!
>>154400127Only oldfags remember
>>154400111yea Bengie has been hitting pretty consistently this past week or so and looked good doing itwith the Pham DFA hopefully he gets more consistent opportunities cause he could be really solid for >us given more game timeI was pretty disappointed in Swaggy today, and too often he looks casual and like he doesn't really need to try, but that might be too harsh, it's hard to know with himBaty I want to have faith in, but he's too inconsistent, but you can't fault him for his attitude and intent when he's playingjust pretty shitty all around at the moment and the pressure will start to build for guys like Nolan when they get little to no support form the offence
>hey blue jays, can I come back?
I was once like you. “Clutch hitters aren’t real,” I said. “It defies the analytics,” I boasted. “It’s just a narrative fans cling to when their team needs hope in the late innings,” I proclaimed.Then there I was. Bottom of the ninth, tie game, half-asleep on the couch—and I saw him. THE Ghost of Seoul, cleats laced, pine tar on his bat, staring straight into my soul from the on-deck circle. He just shook his head disappointingly, and in that moment, all my cynicism got blown past me like a 102 mph fastball. Next pitch—crack. Ball gone. Skepticism gone. Game over.Then he rounded the bases and disappeared into the dugout shadows, for as long as there are pennants to chase and dreams hanging in the balance, he’ll be there—haunting pitchers and delivering for the faithful.Sure, it was late. I was coming down from a snack binge, and I stubbed my toe on the coffee table.But I believe.You should too.
>>154400198did you see Vientos bean the baserunner square in the back of the neck when he tried to start a 3-4-3 dp lol. it's what got McLean kicked out of the game
>>154400216Def reading this just gimme a minute
>>154400216>doyerkiddo wasn’t alive to watch the greatest clutch hitter of all time
>>154400231sloppy as fuck lolsymptomatic of where the team is currently I guessI was less than impressed with him blowing by the third base coach's stop sign the other day too
>>154400288truly a Metsian momentat least we can say he doesn't lack for confidence haI gotta turn in. have a good day anon
>>154400327kek so truenight lad, take it easy
>>154400359You want an m&m?
My mind just exploded
>>154400384popped yer noggin?
>>154399627FINALLY a good edtion
who /ryanhallyall/ here
Who will get to 10 wins first?
>>154400663yeah well her football team still sucks!!!
>>154400216you couldn't pay me to read this
>>154400705about tree fiddy
>>154400705*enslaves you*problem solved
white doyerpaco here
>>154400848la creatura...
>>154400848El goblino
>>154400106kys mestfaggot
Do any of you work overnights?
>>154400848This is actually what dalton rushing looks like? This gave me the ick big time.
Doyers Feesh tomorrow
>>154401050Dinger would never say something so hateful.
>>154401128Raynkees fish > Doyars Feesh
Spammy raped you!!
>>154401058I'm a working girl
>>154401190spammy raped us all...
Spammy never raped me
Holy fuck, still KWABING at Alex Cora, what a chud.
I raped spammy
Spammy? the Astros fan autist?
>>154400287he's not asian so not as kino
>>154401231he's dominican so he's got some bering strait chink DNA maybe?
Why is it spammy and not spamspie?
>>154401196Same! I’m an Amazon girly.
Jomon or Yayoi?
>>154401058I work in the SVU
>>154401288Yayoi!
>>154401291What’s that?
>>154401288I never played any digimon games.
>>154401321In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Spammy’s Victims Unit.
>>154401311Takatsuki Yayoi-chan is Kawaii
>>154401334There are there stories.>DUN DUN
>>154401334spammy mindfucked me
>>154401323Metallica's Ride the Lightning is way too retro, but it's a good album.
>>154401378she's an old soul
>>154401334Damn that’s cool I guess.I got too high so I’ve just been sitting in the parking lot of my job for most of my shift.
>>154401400I hope you clocked in first.
The Mets have the same problem as Team USA. There are just too many newcomers on the team, with their own background. Too many superstars, no doubt. And that's a problem when you have too many superstars, they get in the way of each other.
>>154401418That’s illegal. Anon, no way I'd get away with it at this place. When I leave the building, I have to pass through TSA.
>>154401422Interesting theory, however I think there problem is scoring the fewest runs in baseball which is typically not a problem for teams with lots of superstars.
So glad he's gone. People in Boston have been denying this man's abilities. The 2018 season would never have happened without cheating, which was the only thing that Cora did well at. Once it became more difficult, poof! "The magic" was gone and it never came back again. I used to think that Cora was a strategical genius, but no, he was just a really good cheater.
>>154401486https://x.com/TheBrokenMap/status/2048211932029563124dont forget your link
>>154401498Why would you say something so controversial yet so true? It’s hard to believe anyone could convince themselves a hyper competitive person would stop doing what got them the ultimate prize the year prior when they got a more pressure/more glory promotion.
The Mets are going to hire Cora later this week. Count on it.
>>154401528no…NO!!!
>>154401528>porto rican managerHe hates Dominicans so I don’t even think he’d accept the job.
>>154401547I am physically disgusted watching Max Muncy play baseball.
Accidentally posted in wrong thread. It's this rock bottom?
>the mets got swept by the rockies at homekek but also the rockies seem to be an actually average/above average team this year
>>154401640not really
>>154401528the same thing crossed my mind when the media were asking Mendy earlier about how secure he thought his job was kek
>>154401640It hurts that the Mets are nothing, it’s worse that they’re nothing with Juan Soto.
>becomes the glue that holds your team together >refuses to elaborate >leaves
What kind of pitcher are you? Do you nibble at the corners or do you pound the strike zone?
>>154401656Managing isn't even the problem with the Mets but you can see how easily Mendoza could be scapegoated.
>>154401709Me? I throw fastballs at the heads of the guys in the top of the order, get tossed, and let the bullpen deal with a busted lineup.
>>154401653They got unlucky facing padgers early, give it time and they'll probably be over .500
>>154401640are you saying that the Rockies have a sneaky good rebuild going on?
>>154401709For me it’s the back door slider and the cutter in on the hands
It's happening.
>>154401756Cora seems like a drama queen tbqh idk if it’ll help anything
>>154401769I don't watch Boston baseball so I really have no idea, but I know he has won in the past and the Mets are desperate.
>>154401756I’ll wait til Pepe Fact Posta weighs tyvm
>>154401848He's a bullshit artist, wait for the straight dope from Bunbunmaru Sports.
This scares the poodrepaco
>>154401906this guy gives me the ick
Finished my shift and I have to be up in $4 hours to get my goy pills from the doctor. I’m literally becoming a normalfag. How do I reverse this process.
>>154401945You go to doctors and let the prescribe you medication? Sorry pal but you're a lost cause.
>>154401945>I’m literally becoming a normalfag. How do I reverse this processhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt9H_RpQzhxzlyBxFqrdHqA
I hate living in the NL Central so fucking much bros. Why is this division always so competitive?
>>154401945>$4 hoursGoyspie…
>>154401972>im already confusing time for a currencyno…NO!!!
>>154401970Are the pirates for real? Are the reds?
>>154402003yes to both
>>154401945>$4 hourstime is money goy
go to bed
>>154402082I dont think I will yet
>>154401709she made my penis feel very good
>>154402082there isn't even baseball for 12 hours
>>154401709Knuckleballer and i let gravity decide.
Church puts the Cardinals ahead! They're in position to win the game!Matt Svanson: Well, I'll take care of that.
I could go for apoundin
Find Spammy
tranny discord killed the genny
>>154402617Many such cases
>>154402617zero such cases
why'd we end the losing streak if we were just gonna start another one, we might have had a chance at the record
>>154401906dios mio
#PrayForPCA
>>154402784I didn’t even know he was sick
Diarrhea this morning
>>154402617Please fuck my ass
>>154402483*sip* Joe Ducky Medwick now that was a ballplayer
>>154402865I'm dropping a huge mest in the toilet right now
My Angels would be a playoff team if not for this garbage blowpen
>>154402943My team has a great bullpen i swear. Perhaps a trade for Soriano is in order
>>154402943This job would be great if it weren’t for the fucking customers
MLB Records So Far:20-9 ATL19-9 LAD18-9 SD18-10 CIN NYY17-11 CHC16-11 TB16-12 PIT15-12 ARI15-13 ATH14-13 MIL STL15-14 CLE DET14-14 TEX14-15 SEA13-15 SF MIA BAL13-16 WSH COL12-15 TOR12-16 MIN12-17 LAA11-17 BOS KC CWS11-18 HOU9-19 NYM PHI(You)r team does have 20 wins.. right /mlb/?
>>154402999The 3rd WC spot in the NL is gonna be a race till the last day again.
>>154402999Gaylanta is on a mission
>>154402999the gritty blue collar doyers really got their backs up against the wall..
Just woke up to the rockets beating the lakies. Looks like they didn't get swept after all.
me next...
i'm fine with a top 10 draft pick, while gaylanta wastes their entire season on getting the 26th pick
>>154403186
>>154403186Alysa Liu mogs all of them
Baseball season is 162 games. Each game is 3 hours. That is 486 hours.Think of all the things you can do instead of watching your shitty New York Mets play baseball in 486 hours. Read books. Learn how to cook new things.Play that vidya that’s been in your backlog since the Obama administration.Learn a skill like a language or musical instrument.Go on walks and bike rides with loved ones. The list goes on. So don’t waste it watching the New York Mets.
>>154403302you could goon
>>154403302
>>154403302I imagine it’s painful if you’re a fan, but watching a nearly 400M team implode on launch is peak entertainment.
>>154403186FAGGets kek!
>>154403302Today I will not watch the Mets
>>154403315It is funny in a lot of ways, Jose, just don’t watch the team, it’s truly awful baseball
>>154403186>400 million dollars>draft picks Oh u got me kekkin'
>>154403335Don’t do it tomorrow either
>>154403186Teams in the luxury tax threshold get penalized 10 draft slots, so the Mets are automatically out of what you want.I wanna have sex with all those women btw if you get my drift.
>doyers
>>154403345You lost me
>>154403358that only applies to their first pick if it's not a top 6 pickhttps://www.mlb.com/glossary/transactions/competitive-balance-taxso mets can still get 1-6
>>154403358>I wanna have sex with all those womenlook again. those are black men.
>>154403302llo
Dead genny
>POODRES
>mest imploding still isn’t as bad as what’s happening in bombstonWhat the fuck is wrong with the red sux FO?
how is thompson not fired yet? what are the phillies waiting for?
>>154403750We're all just a lil hungerover from all the parties and casual sex we were having this weekend
This BWC-haver leads the majors in dWAR (all positions)Apologize now or get your brown bussy plundered
>>154403795kek they really do be like that
implementing the designated fielder in 2028 will save baseball
>>154403828Maybe Mets and Phillies trade managers?
The Los Angeles Dodgers have the best fans in all of MLB.
>>154403849It's called a pitcher
>>154403831I fucked her
>>154403795OKLAHOMA PADRES!
>>154403898we need 8 designated fielders. im still thinking of ways to make it 9 but I think we're going to have to accept pitchers shortcomings, just not practical to have 2 guys on the mound at the same time.
>>154403886What in the wide wide world of sports is uh goin on here?
Post wacky strategies that are so crazy they just might work>teach your pitchers how to play in the outfield>every game you have a righty starting on the mound and a lefty pitcher in a corner outfield spot (or vice versa)>the pitchers swap back and forth throughout the game depending on matchups
>>154403993of course that would work but they dont let players work 2 ways unless youre ohtani. even though obviously there are a hundred guys who would be pretty good 2 way players
>>154403831Yea I have so much sex and so many friends haha. Go Marlins
>>154403993all 7 fielders right in front of the batters box
>>154404022>supports his local>friend haver>sex haver many such cases
>>154403993Fielders wear gloves on both hands to double their catching ability
>>154403993not really a strategy but heres a crazy idea that would let the game be played the way its supposed to be. new rule limiting the top speed of pitches. if you throw more than 97 its a ball.forces pitchers to learn control and lets them pitch deeper into games and extend thier careers. gives batters time to adjust and control where the ball goes so they can play the right way. literally the only reason not to do this is caveman retardation of >103mph wow!not the point of the game.
>>154404063one is a jai alai basket so they make epic throws home from the wall.
>>154401906White doyerpaco lookin good!
im horngry
>>154404121that's not me. I would never wear a gold chain.
>>154403993Build massive fans the size of wind turbines outside of the stadium. Have them blow a strong wind toward the outfield when you’re on offense, and toward home plate when you’re on defense. The fans are outside of the stadium and owned by a shell company not directly related to the team, so the league can’t do anything to stop you.
Just give the dodgers the commissioner's trophy already and end this charade!Dodgers fuck yo azz!
>>154401906La Creatura
>>154404140>massive fans the size of wind turbinesthats just the average poodres fan
>>154404141based sausage girl
gm mariners nation>>154403842I got fed cole young goonbait by the twitter algo last night, it easily could have broken a weaker man without a pure baseball heart.
>>154401906He’s the perfect avatar for the dodgers desu. Obnoxious, ugly, brown, retarded, unlikable by everyone else in baseball.
>>154404164kek
>>154404141I'm really sick of this ugly bitch
Fuck sausage girl
the blue haired sausage girl is better
I prefer sausage guys
>>154403831Having sex?! In the great 2026?!
Tonight my Angels will stoop to another low by losing to the white sox
>>154404249For me…
>>154404301That's my kind of woman
>>154403993Send your hitter up with a runner on first and less than two out, and instead of letting him swing the bat like a man you make him feebly hold his bat in the zone like a fucking idiot to try and make weak ass pussy contact with the ball. Then he can m get thrown out at first so that the other guy can get to second base.
>>154403993>Post wacky strategiescub's
>>154404247I did
>>154404181
>>154404388I ain't even gay tho.
>>154404335small ball virgins btfo
>>154403993>facing a division rival>kill all their players with fastballs to the head>no charges can be pressed as legally it is considered an occupational hazard>repeat with every team in your division and you win the division>automatically in the playoffs no matter how bad you are against other teams
>>154403993have a bunch of fast players that can bunt for a hit then steal a bag or two and bunt the runner homeand then spend all the extra money you would have on pitchers
>doyerpacos always thinking about the Padreskek it's getting kinda sad at this point
>>154403993fill a roster entirely full of blacks
Everybody gangsta ‘til the Mets take your second best player just to lose with them.
Would a no-name player's game-worn majestic jersey be a better purchase than a nike/fanatics jersey?
>>154404487Bo sucks
>>154403993>be the rockies>play the dodgers>intentionally walk everyone>forever>never record an out>the dodgers are stuck in a game in May and excluded from the playoffs.
>>154404485black teams dominated the negro leagues.
>>154404491yes unless theres a gay sponsor patch in which case you should never buy any team merch ever again.
>>154404491yeah, you can get a name stitched on anyway
>>154399627As a Filthadelphia Sillies phan, I'm just hoping we fire Thompson. Maybe get rid of Bohm and Stott too. This is what happens when you "run it back" 4 years and don't do shit to improve the team and think you're close enough to ride it out.
I used to not like the Cubs, but I'm giving them a chance
>>154404533>>154404535I didn't word this well. A trusted seller on ebay has a lot of majestic authentic jerseys of random ass players. Would buying one of those be a better deal than getting a nike one of a star player?
>>154404565yes. nike is trash. majestic will be better even if its been through the wash 50 times
>>154404498@grok is this true
>>154404551Apologize to Casty.
>>154404301She (male) looks like a Mets fan
>>154403886would
Look at Cole Young, isn't he dreamy?
Reminder, grab yourself some Tillamook cheese today. If it ain't Tillamook, it ain't cheese
Mariners fans not beating the homo allegations
>>154404680Do they make ice cream? Tony Kornheiser has talked about tillamook on his pod a bunch.
>>154404680this anon is goin' places, and has options
What happened to auto umps, I thought they would be forced into MLB?
>>154403993Make your catcher’s padding a giant soft bean bag chair that traps the ball whenever it gets hit by a pitch or a foul ball. This would basically eliminate passed balls and wild pitches, and would guarantee catching most foul tips, plus would reduce catcher injuries.
>>154404677I’m straight as an arrow but I think I’d kiss him ngl
>no Braves baseball todayFug
>>154404697Great question! Yes Tillamook sells some of the best ice cream out there. Try them all and let us know what is your favorite flavor!
>>154404731Vanilla bean is my favorite ice cream flavorAm I a loser
>>154404680>>154404731Based Tillamook shill
>mendoza still has a job as of todayCohen got his casino and really said fuck em
>>154404731Looks good but I’m trying to lose weight
>>154404070how about thisall contact with the ball should give fractional bases if they are fielded0.25 for a ground ball0.5 for a fly ball0.75 for a line drivefor every 4 you get an extra run
>>154404688>>154404718My hunky dreamboat Mariners :)
>>154404680cheese worth saving for
>>154404680for me, it's the extra sharp white cheddar
>>154404795It's so sharp it makes my mouth pucker and sends a jolt through my teeth whenever I have my first bite of it. Pretty crumbly tho.
>Luca Giolito hospitalized after taking a line drive hit to the face in his first minor league startPOODRES
>>154404680Cabot mogs shillamook
>>154404841based retard
>>154404675I look like her
roundmeal has the best cheese
>>154404832He never had what it takes to meet my Braves' standard: https://x.com/Braves/status/2048464121780121754
>>154404841>FagbotKek, kys you tasteless retard
I love tillamook, craft beer, handsome men (no homo), and my ‘Ners
>>154404861Has anyone received a visit from Davis yet?
>>154404832obsessed
poodrepacos kek
>cusb vs poodresthe cubgers broship is back on!
rick MONDAYi just know he'll play the mamas and the papa's MONDAY MONDAY again today when they resume the broadcasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsIjOKCxRSE
Cubs, sweep the Padres"Go Cubs go, go Cubs goHey, Chicago, what do you say?The Cubs are gonna win todayGo Cubs go, go Cubs goHey, Chicago, what do you say?The Cubs are gonna win today"
>>154405038What kind of cheese do they eat?
>>154404928>>154405038>>154405058yay cubgers!
>>154404903we got some kind of havarti cheese
If you're not giving the Cubs a chance, you are sick in the head
cubgers = confirmed
>>154405142Cubs girls are sluts
>>154405160I'm a Cubs girl and I'm not a slut
Oh you can die now asshole
oh the pitcher the red sox gave to the brewers is a god and caleb durbin is a below replacement level scrub GEE THERE'S A SURPRISE
>no bayball all daygrim
We are 3/5ths of the way to nu tho.
tfw baseball today
>>154405215It's a crime.
Inside information:The Phillies are going to fire Rob Thomson, Dave Dombrowski, Kevin Long and Caleb Cotham and are going to name Bryce Harper player-manager-GM. Don Mattingly will stay on as bench coach and be the new hitting coach as well. Cole Hamels will be named as the new pitching coach. All of this will happen prior to tomorrow night’s game at home against the Giants.
>>154405249Harper will be co-GM with Preston Mattingly, I should clarify.
>>154405249i wish this was true because its so retarded the owners would be forced to take control back from middleton.
>>154405249Harper bros...we won
>>154405160Says who?
>>154405249That would be a smart move which rules it out.
>>154405272Cubs men
>>154405285I'm a Cubs man and I'm a girl
Today I am a cubs boy
kek fuckin trannies
>>154405281because middleton sucking off harper for 5 years has gone so well
There's no such thing as daytime baseball, if it takes place before 6PM, it isn't baseball.
>>154405313When you're a star they let you do it.
i might have figured out a way around MLB implementing a hard salary cap. its sort of a reverse larry bird rule. require all teams to keep have at least 50% home grown players on their rosters. 20 of the 40 man. 13 of the 25. homegrown player is defined the same as rookies.
I identify as a non binary cubs fan. My pronouns are xe/they/voo
What is Jose Soriano doing that is so effective? Has there ever been a better first month for a starting pitcher in modern baseball history?
Are there any players who are men but also girls?
>>154405368>>154405376GET IT? KEK
>>154403993pitchers with a different arm slot every pitch. stuff doesnt need to be anywhere near as good if the batter has no way of identifying the pitch until its halfway home.
start fucking deke'ing runners at first, you major league baseball teams. come up with something
>>154405215all this technology should be banned and players shouldnt be allowed to leave the dugout during games.
>>154405471How will Cal play Nintendo in the dugout?
>>154405471he just watchin replay, coach
>>154405482ted williams didnt have that shit
>>154405511he replayed it in his mind. it was different, coach
>>154405471Yo unc be trippin fr fr
>>154405511And how many rings did he win?
>players had mind powers back thenI believe it
Red sux pity firing Cora after the Sox put up 17 on the O’s kekYankees got that coach fired
>schitzer dead again>le tendonitis memeJust retired already
>>154405569*retire I hate phoneposting
OH CANADA
>>154405569Has he won a single start this year? He was awful the other day when I was watching.
blowgays jej
>>154405529ripken didnt have that shit either
>>154405524why? why do modern athletes need all data instantly in order to perform? ive been told for decades now that the old guys couldnt hack it in the modern game. seems to me these kids would have a panic attack if you sent them back to 1978. Ohtani would end up dead in a dumpster
https://vocaroo.com/1jsOBTEvl3Di
>>154405661Ohtani was never a 162 guy
bobei bobani
>>154405688This shit is depraved
>>154405688This fouled my mood
>>154405661He never had the making of a varsity athlete
>>154405721What's a varsity athlete?
>>154405721Sho-time has an amazing baseball IQ. He would likely adapt quickly to old school ball and dominate it.
>347I knead it...
Just gotta give Ohtani a chance
>2 hours 50 minutes until baseball>it's the rays and gords
>>154405661zoomer sport, zoomer genny
>>154405688
OKLAHOMA PADRES!!
>>154405805>2 hours 50 minutes until work>it’s Amazon
*shits pants*
>>154405688kek doyerpacos really do think like that
FOXBOROUGH RED SOX
>>154405859we dont do that here
>>154405688I'm a dodgers fan and I need this
>>154405912>>154405871Ain't nothing wrong with being gay, do your thang
I need to be filled
>>154405927I'm not gay, I just like being filled up
Kekaroo when the teams are this bad theres a favorite but you still make money for having the balls to bet on a team this shitNever seen this before, both teams are over -100
The Mets and phillies are forcibly being tanked to support the pro dodgers narrative that spending well beyond the luxury tax doesn't guarantee success and align a walk in three peat
>>154405855I'm so sorry anon..
>>154405954Both of those teams regularly win games though.
>>154405968Anon got his payday.
>>154405977>RegularlyMaybe last year
>>154406001Payday is on Friday...
>>154405909Highly unprofessional. Maybe Peff is better suited to cover the NBA after all.
>>154406018I’m biweekly gang
>>154406018I simply ask the 7/11 clerk to empty the register once a night.
>>154406073employers hate this one simple trick
>>154406018Are there really poor people on here? Why not just work harder and get more money?
>>154406130I'm a Cubs girl and I spend all my money on hot dogs
>>154406130Apparently my Irish serfs are starving again and revenues are down, I've dispatched my agents in Ulster to see to the matter.
>>154405609april is literally spring training litemay is when shit gets real, gonna sweep those rasy and yaks and get right back in it
we all LOVE the cubbie girls!!!
>>154406235Thank you!!!!!!!!
>>154405805it's okay because my berds and pie rats start 30 minutes after
>>154406261we in here
>>154406290I should really give smoking another try
>>154406324Smoking is bad for you
>>154406290>23 man rostertake me home, country roads...
>>154406336what about nicotine pouches and alcohol
>>154406385Bad for you
>>154406324No you really shouldn't
>>154406399>>154406408D:
>>154406417Fruits and vegetables are good for you. Give em a chance
>>154406324You need to be puffin'
>>154405937That happens every single day
civilization was on a path to nowhere before the white man discovered tobacco
>>154405977Me on the right
>>154406324just keep it under a pack a day and youll be fine
why dont the mets try giving soto more money?
>>154406479That isn't true
>>154406479But what if I struggle to keep it under a pack a day because I have been habitually having a cigarette every hour I am awake for the last 13 years?
>>154406528You should quit
>>154406546*aggressively coughs up a pound of flem* I'll get on that
>>154406528try replace it with cock
the mets payroll is $380M last season the mets total attendance was 3.2M. thats $118 per attendee. average ticket prices is $30want to fix baseball? cap player salaries at the gate.
>>154406584I'm proud of you
if you cant quit smoking at least switch to diet cigarettes.
>>154406593>replacethe word in English is "supplement"
>>154406503i dont understand cigars. if i dont inhale my mouth fills up with spit and i have to spit constantly or get sick from swallowing it. if i inhale i get sick from inhaling. this doesnt seem to be a problem for anyone else.
this guy scares me
Stfu!!!
>>154406624we want him to stop smoking
This thread sucks, can someone just make a nu and lets start posting there
As a Cubs girl, smoking gives me the ick
>>154406653mick cuffy. my favorite giant growing up.
Why smoke? Do nicotine pouches so I don’t have to smell that nasty shit. The only exception is if you have an oral fixation with having cocks in your mouth.
>>154406673How about I give you this dick to smoke instead
>>154406691Yuck!
sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
>>154406686smoking is cool. always has been. i dont make the rules, wouldnt change them if i could.
>>154406684why does he look like he's possessed by a demon
>>154406706Smoking is lame
Smoking tobacco out of a bong is chadEvery other method involves putting something in your mouth and is therefore gay
>>154406780Tobacco bong rips are fucking disgusting but they helped me shit when I was hungover and constipated in college
I’m a cubs roastie cunt
>>154406597Why doesn't mlb have salary caps? What's stopping popular teams from building a superteam?
>>154406912>Why doesn't mlb have salary caps?greedy players>what's stopping rich teams from ruining the leaguenothing right nowhopefully it will end after this season when the owners and players negotiate a new CBAbut the players might strike
>>154406438Sorry Im not a degenerate gambler
So what's the next fake /mlb/ friendship now that cubsgersfags got exposed as hating each other
Judge has a 0.23 BAPIP and still has a .9 OPS. Another casual MVP incoming
>>154407074cubsgers poster is a royals fan
I'm a gal. A cubgers gal.
>>154406912salary cap leagues have more dynasties/super teams than baseball
After seeing Mendoza and Cora eat shit, I appreciate Boone more. Fire Boone thoughever.
april isn't even over yet and the mets and phillies seasons are done
>>154406636you can swallow the cigar spit
>>154407093erg don’t come round here no more
Things would be a lot less chaotic around here if everyone gave the Cubs a chance
>>154406912MLB has been mostly immune to buying championships because buying enough talent to guarantee a championship costs too much to be profitiable. theres also revenue sharing which incentivizes lower budget teams to allow it. ironically a hard cap will make this worse because caps always come with floors which forces teams sign players to bad contracts and ultimately lets the players have total control like the NBA. so all the stars will still be funneled to NY and LA and the small market teams will be forced to squeeze their fanbase until it breaks and they relocate to whatever the new hot urban center is after nashville and Charleston. i just hope i live long enough to see these franchises value collapse and turn into hot potatos nobody will touch without government grants.
why has the genny been extra retarded the last couple days
I’m 27 and I’m at a noticeably thinning norwood 3.5. Should I finally bite the bullet and book the trip to Turkey? I refuse to do the shaved head + beard reddit look
>>154407193I blame cubs girls
>>154407193I blame everyone but the cubs girls
>>154407193The genny can't function when the Mets are bad, the derangement levels are off the charts.
>>154407077BAPIP is a horseshit stat. doesnt include home runs, which account for an extremely signifigant 13% of Hitstheres no reason to look deeper than avg/obp/slg
>>154407196if you actually want to subject yourself to international travel you should do it as soon as possible. just dont borrow money to do it.
>>154407193flyover autistic mexicans got beat by coastal autistic mexicans and a big meltdown and autismfest ensued
Hmmm interesting. Looks like every league has its own distinct ecosystem. Thanks for the explanation.
heh, my phillies aren't going to lose today
>>154407225>BAPIP is a horseshit stat. doesnt include home runsYeah that’s the point
>>154407193Cubs girls are on a mission
The American League has >5 teams with winning records>3 teams with winning records in the last ten games>4 teams with a plus run differentialHoly KWAB
>>154407193Just joined 4chan a few days ago and am still learning the ropes
>>154407276that was a little too subtle but okay.
life long fan of 3 years or something
>>154407318Still going to win the all star game
>>154407323welcome you'll get the swing of things pretty quick, I just started posting this summer
>>154407323Haha same broHow do I add you as a friend on here?
>>154407323did you post a pic of your penis yet to turn off captcha? if not make sure you include a ruler and time stamp so the mods dont make you post it twice.
>>154407241>if you actually want to subject yourself to international travel you should do it as soon as possiblewhy’s that? I don’t follow politics
>>154407376Jet fuel is expensive right now.
>>154406324there was an examination done on identical twins who were in their late seventies/early eighties years ago. One never smoked and the other had been a regular smoker for many years. there were virtually no differences found between them in terms of overall health.
>>154407410If smoking kills you it’s because you’re genetically inferiorThat’s a literal scientific fact
>>154407410You either get lung cancer or are unscathed, with lower weight, more test, and being much cooler
>>154407193I'm a boy.. a Cubs boy!!!
>>154407376because everything fucking sucks and its getting worse fast. youd need a doctorate in turkish sociology to have any kind of authentic experience and avoid the tourist traps and global corps hiding behind local branding. you need a god damned app for everything. and all the workers are from india or romania or agentina. if youre just looking for some easy pussy look for cheap flights to austin or tampa
>>154407476Everyone know there are only cubs girls, your reply is highly irregular.
I hate the Cubs
>>154407518( ._.)
cubs girls are sluts. went there a few years ago and they were all making eye contact and smiling and such. back home in phillies land I can get them to let me buy them a drink
would you trade for bryce harper
MLB is so fucking stupidimagine someone wanted to watch a basball game right now. Well there's nothing on ffsSo they will just go watch twitch or what ever shit is on. And never ever feel the urge of watching this garbage hmm
>>154407560still beats NBA and NHL gayoffs
>>154407544trade what
>>154407544no. hes a crybaby who will demand a new contract which he does not deserve and will poison the clubhouse if he doesnt get it.
>>154407544I’ll give you $100k and a PTBNL, take it or leave it
>>154407193my bad
>>154407323did you get 4chan gold?
>>154403993Blernsball
>>154407590you get bryce harper and 100% chance to not win the world series before 2032. the philles get rid of bryce harper. i think thats more than fair but you can throw in a player to be named or some international money if you want.
>>154407495I don’t care about pussy, I just want my hair back
>>154407544sure
Recycle when the time comes. >>154395827>>154395827>>154395827
>>154407622Accept that this is nature's course for you and strongman into the bald beard combo so you avoid the reddit look.
>>154407622why do you care about your hair if not for pussy?
A few weeks ago I caught a glimpse of my hair at an odd angle and I could see directly to my scalp. I had to grab onto my bathroom counter so I wouldn’t fall over from shock and I ended up crying in bed for like 20 minutes that night
>>154407661I’m reminded of my mortality every time I look in the mirror I’m not even 30 yet it’s not fucking fair
>>154407560Baseball is actually the best sport for that because there's a higher chance for a baseball game to be played during a weekday afternoon than for any other American sport.
>>154407667Just join the Hair Club for Men silly
Who has the worst hairline in current mlb? It’s hard to tell because they wear hats all the time but surely there’s gotta be at least one guy who is thinning out in his early 20s like me
487
>>154407679okay but now compare it to chaturbate
>>154407667>>154407678don't we have OTC supplements for that now>>154407693mookie
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>>154407693
492
eat your hashbrowns
>>154407693Andrew vaughn
500!
>>154407707That's to prevent hair loss, not to regrow hair
Migrate in a few. >>154395827>>154395827>>154395827
>>154407748I think you're wrong but I have a full head of hair so I won't bother researching
Someone make a nu nu, the recycled nu sucks
>>154407798idiot! kek
