Mammoths Edition >>154410136
TUSKS UP
>rolls into thread
>>154410163
Is this a game thread?
My Penguins =)
>>154410207It basically is
>/hoc/>this is a game thread
SHARTER HART CANT STOP SHARTING
>the city of Salt Lake City dang it
>yet1
>>154410262thanks for the webm pekka
>>154410197
>>154410280To be fair Vegas doesn't have a long playoff history. Worse goalies will appear
>>154410290<3
>>154410291>>154410197Today I actually was warned about Coyotes in the area
>>154410320
TUSK CHADS
Stormy!
>>154410595
'eads>Boise's Reverse Sweep Begins Tonight
>m2mmoth
no one is even watching this game lol
>most dangerous lead
oh, utah sucks
>>154410787I am, but I'm mostly watching the Heads game in Boise
>most dangerous first intermission
>>154410163sovless make-a-franchise
sleepan pooban
>>154410885Could have been the Utah Yeti
>>154410787i went back to gambling and playing vidyas lol
Why doesn’t your nhl team have a wwe sensation?
>>154410923How're your wagers?
>>154410936just need one more vegas goal for the early payout
>>154410955
VGKNow thats a team
my pensies aren't done yet! :D
>>154410980Actually it's a corporation who'se product is a hockey team.
>>154410982Go Vs
All 200 fans in Utah
>>154411081>sens
>>154411092The Conference Finals were set up with four teams, with no cups> It wasn't a prediction, it was a dream bracket
>>154411081>sens >kangsI believe (You) were looking for this.
>>154411127see>>154411120
It’s actually concerning how real factual hockey takes are just ignored.
SSSSCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
good night
Mormonbros? Our response?
>>154411180sleep tight, pekka
This qt put up a point tonite :)
Utah is losing this by the way
>>154411183Game 6 at least, not the end of the world
>>154411207They're getting shut out at home >each shit Delta Center
Who.The.Fuck.Cares.i'm watching mcdavid highlights on garytube
BING BING WAHOO
4 SOG
>>154411296
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR....SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
UH OH STINKY
>>154410163>>154410163>>154410163H O L Y F U C K>>154410163>>154410163>>154410163
When it sharts it pours
I genuinely believe there will be public suicides in Philly if the Pens pull off the reverse sweep.
>>154411382FEMA should be standing by with blankets and binkies >and Participation Medals
>>154411382I think that's gonna happen regardless.
>>154410163Man-moths?
>>154411437yeah, maybe
UTAH'S BETTER!>UTAH'S BETTER!UTAH'S BETTER!>UTAH'S BETTER!UTAH'S BETTER!>UTAH'S BETTER!UTAH'S BETTER!>UTAH'S BETTER!UTAH'S BETTER!>UTAH'S BETTER!
>scorefull draw at the South Okanagan Events Centre
>Utah is Better
>the crowd at the Delta Center in Utah was>too loud really?
>>154411525but enough about the shanty town of vegass and its slovenly residents
RPH? More like hoc dead hours...
>>154411628Puck Feeling Hours
>>154411644I can see it...
>>154411697Puck Vision has given /hoc/ a new lease on life
>>154411731Gary PuckVision Technologies (R) Inc. Ltd.
>>154411740>a subsidiary of Lockheed-Martin©
>>154411762How does it feel knowing you went from flying these to being known as the raped bitch on an anime forum?
IT'S OVER
>>154411862>it in fact, was not over
>>154411862ITS NOT OVER YET FOLKS!
>muh mammies
Yeha the golden showers suck
man, I really thought that Vegas was going to win at least one more game
You say that, but... Utah doesn't even have an insurance goal... >shit's not over yet
knighties constantly trading futures for players in their primeand its finally catching up to themThis team is going to have a brutal decade+ of rebuilding whenever they finally bottom out for real
>>154412048SEEno insurance goal...>fourfull draw
>>154412072Rusty Peons can remain irrational longer than you can remain cupless.
Gary's cooking up another Ploffs Gary Time, lads >I can smell it... smells like pucks
turned the game off at 3-0 vegas. money puck said vegas had a 90% chance of winningwhat the FRICK is going on
>>154412124Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?
>>154412135Sell me a Jersey, Gary>please =3
>>154412146Fine. Show me some green and you will have your jersey.
>>154412172um... k...
Gary Time is it then, Gary
where the fuck is marner
>>154412312In the toilet
>>154412182raped retard
>PK puts lettuce onions tomato on a meatball subis ovi the only NHLer with a normal subway order?
>>154412312Getting ready to score the OT winner
Retirement savings?
my knighties :(
>>154412447yeah, that's a bitch
gary made the call
tusks up lads
HHOLLYY FFUFUUUUUUCCCCKCKKKK!!!!!!SSSSSSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Marna'
With Vegas finishing 24-31 draft pick and flames having 35 and 36 draft pick flames are in the best position to draft the ruck twins discuss this matter
you guys are making me nervous with your fake scaar posting seriously
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKEEEE SCAARRR
3OT incoming
>>154412617I am very interested in this matter as someone who is passionate about twins and will discuss it once the game ends.
>>154410179Gen 4 killed Pokémon. That thing is fucking disgusting
The mammoth are a fun story, it felt like no one was really planning for the coyotes thing getting to the point where they absolutely had to move besides mormon sneaker hypebeast ryan smith
What do you say when this man introduces himself as Mr. Yamamoto?
I can only stay up for one garytime gary
>>154412574I don't get it either man. She has been playing M&KB since she was 4. I try to play single player controller games with her and she get bored within 10 minutes. CS is all she really likes. I don't let her play all the time either.
marner will stare at you menacingly like this then do nothing
strap in, we going 4 tonight
>>154412651hopefully it goes to 3
only shit teams today I see
>>154412651>wagecucking
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154412656Marner is about to score the game winner
>>154412665no the shit teams play tomorrow
>>154412675Feels like shit teams play every night. It didn’t use to be like this.
the schizophrenics play tomorrow
>>154412685Maybe because the leafs missed playoffs.
aw shit F utah
Mammoths need to score a goal to win this game
>>154412675you look so dumb right now
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
My wife might be a little "pissed-off" as you non-mos say, but its going to be a great morning tomorrow driving her to Swig while dropping-off our 5 kids to school tomorrow, and don't even get us started on sports practice after! haha, My wife Eryn has it covered! Go Mammoth!
he actually did scar
I stopped watching 45 minutes ago. Did the game end yet?
Jesus christ lol
hahahahahaha
is it finally over?
wat
lol wtf
>>154412717joseph smith thread
FUCK we were robbed of comfy ice scrape time.
LMAO nice call espn, embarrassing
HOWEVER
total Church of Later Day Saints collapse!
Scaaaaaarrrrr?
lmao
No possession of the puck like the Canes game
what a silly goal
SSCCAAAAAAA-ack!
>>154412726comfy is just a code word for boring desu
Not so fast Vegas
that's offsides
It's coming back
yeah i thought eichel was off by a country mile lelah well
GARY!
>overtime is paid time and a half
looks to be in utah's favour but may be too close to overturn
Knighty night mammalry gland
Another goal for Anaheim!
>>154412738boring is just a code word for comfy tbdesu fampai
Ironic that veg-ASS benefitted from this shit last year against my Wilds. FUCK NYQUIST btw.
are you not entertained
>>154412756It's not even close.
>singing this gay songReally utah?
would have been a kino goal
Gary wins again
NO SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
>>154412764foot is in the air, not offsides :^)
>>154412774Last nights shenanigans against the Oilers was more fun.
if this was an honest league it will be offsides
SSSSSSSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR STREAMFAGS IN SHAMBLES
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHANO GOAL
nice He-Man classic
you can tell refs love being the good guy... pathetic
JusseSaros.jpg
Close offside like this shouldn’t ultimately be called back imo. It doesn’t really change the outcome because a Goal is a goal
no goal :DDDobbsides :DDDDDD
no era
gotta follow them rules
glad it was offside because my stream skipped
>>1544128101993, 2014. Deal with it.
either they're working the crowd mics like smackdown or utah has a good crowd
>>154412810That one Matt Duchane goal made the league go way too hard on review.
>>154412779Guaranteed they paid a consulting company to build an "experience" package for fans. From song selection to making iconic fan favorite events. Cold, corporate mandated fun!
>linesman calls it not offsides>goal is scored>toronto calls it offsidespor que
>>154412833hot coals
I can see the appeal of the neet life now. I'm not working since I fractured my foot on Sunday morning. Staying up watching sports playing some vidya being comfy not giving a fuck about waking up early is great
So how did Mammoths get good? I thought they were the shitty coyotes
>>154412841Gary has turned on his golden boys.There's a new upstart in town.
was rooting for Vegass now I'm team Mammie
FLOP!
>>154412841cause fuck your faggot teams you love to pretend to be a fan of. faggot.
playoff marner marnering it up again
>>154412851And before that, they were the shitty jets
>>154412851yotes were the shitty clubbiesclubbies were the shitty mammiesmammies are kino
Gary WILL have his Phoenix Coyotes win the garycup
>>154412863tough day bud?
>>154412844soft hands, brother. I'm on the job 80 hrs/day watching my Mammoth. y'all kids don't know a hard days work in your life if it shitted-it in your lap, brother.
>>154412851A decade of gary's lottery does wonders. Just look at the soilers.
>>154412851Yotes were tanking shittersNow Utah gets to reap the rewards of it
>>154412836Yeah, the music selection is not organic. I am just waiting to hear sweet caroline.
>>154412874nah, my team is doing well. meanwhile, you're a fake ass faggot who claps for all of gary's teams. kek raped bitch.
>>154412857He tried to get arizona to work for 30 years and this city just showed up in the end like fuckin fortinbras he probably hates them
>>154412871>being so excited to get hockey, don't even wait for bullshit paperwork over a nameclubbies were SOVL
>>i still miss the aawwwooos
>>154412851Gary rigs it for new market teams so that the fans are invested look at the knights and kraken prior to this year
imagine this goes 5 OT and ends at like 4am eastern
Sweet just like the oilers Gary and the refs interfered too hard in this game and ruined it
>>154412890the only team gary roots for are the fans, to ensure we're happy and enjoying the product.
>>154410291kek
Utah ffs SCORE A FUCKIN GOAL
>>154412903shut up you fucking faggot. of all the retards on /hoc/ you are the most retarded.
Look at the soul on these jerseys compared to the lame overused blue colour scheme.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
thought Cooley was a derogatory name for Italians or was it blacks?
SSSSSSCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154412895they were too pure for this world
>right you are kenthese commentators dont give a shit anymore
>>154412917Remember when gretzky was a coach for this franchise? That was fun.
>>154412915oops meant to quote >>154412895
>>154412876Fuck that I'm not trying to work hard I shouldn't complain I get paid very well for my 40 hours of work a week and now I get to bank my disability insurance pay while at home. But I respect the grind been there done that
>>154412892All Arizona needed to do was vote for a toxic waste dump to be cleaned up and this would have been all theirs.
nothing better than tired sloppy garytime
Reminder between Dallas and Minnesota the Stars are the good guys because FUCK NEW SOMALIA
Gary will bring hockey back to Arizona when he gets bored with Utah
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7OT?
>>154412922Old timey Chinese immigrant slur.You're thinking Cooley High, the movie.
>>154412946we carry the flame
>>154412844What do you work that a foot injury stops you from working?
I just want an OT intermission so i can mix another fuckin drink ffs.
>>154412946Mandalay'd to Rest
Business idea: A community hotdog roller with all the toppings when watching games (It's Calgary Flames-themed)
>>154412922mooley is blacks, short for mulignan. First italian invention in centuries
Doing (Head)Shots on the Strip
>>154412944Is Dallas white?
>>154412953It's a god-tier slur to use against Indians; they hate it when you refer to them as one of the lowest castes. Dalit is a great one too.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR(real[fake])
Double OT when?>>154412973
UTAH SCORES!
>>154412957I work for a stealership as a tech
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
>>154412980Yes, we have Finns
>>154412934>the Yotes were worse in the eyes of locals than a literal monument to man's sacrilege of Earth gets me every time
>>154412980Frank Black is
>>154412890if your team is doing well and only gary teams can do well, doesn't that mean your team is a gary team?
>bit of a nigger move by eichel there huh?>well sometimes you gotta check the stickthrilling analysis
>>154412991What does that even meanA mechanic?
shot it right into a stationary glove
Imagine if Arizona didn't have shitty ownership
>>154412980kek. no.
KWAB
Sad
>m5mmothK W A BWAB
losing the stick caused th panic, grim
lmao who slashed his own goalies shit away
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Sick and tired of teams scoring in the last minute of OT.
>>154413023Whiter than New Mogadishu
Lame. gary won again. sad.
take that one away you RATS
Vegas wins OT for the 2nd time.
GARY DO SOMETHING
>>15441298020 years ago
huomenta but the opposite
>>154413001The brains of Arizonans have been baking in the desert sun for centuries and couldn't comprehend their tax money was only going to be used to clean the waste and not spent building the arena.
gotta hold onto the stick haha that's why it has a handle lmao ;p
>>154413012Yes that is exactly what it means I work for an Audi dealership. Given that I have to wear proper ppe I can't go to work with a walking boot. So I get to bank my paycheck while sitting at home now
What does this mean for the canucks
>>154413039much like bud
well what do i watch now? its 1:30 am
>>154413036>yeah, butkwab
Why do goalies always care so much about getting their stick back? Focus on the puck
>>154413056You can watch the replays of both canadian teams losing this past weekend.
>>154413049Sounds like hell. Being a mechanic I mean.
>Gary making 3 series go to 7 gamesStars vs Wild was always going to 7 gamesPittsburgh bullshit is real for the PensGary wants to make Utah a scrappy underdog
5-4 vegas
EAT MY ASS, MAMMARIESAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHKWAB
Fundamentally seemed to be a better game overall, first period notwithstanding, than the last even if we lost. Shots on goal in particular. Have heart going into game 5. We are still in this.
>>154413071Not at all I got the comfiest position. I'm at the top of my position I get paid very well an hour with a 50 hour guarantee and I only work 40 hours a week since I deal with all the problem cars. Have a constant apprentice and get a monthly bonus. But the first 4 years were hell but starting at 19 made it to where I was cruising by 24 and bought my first house
Huge bummer as a Vegas hater, but the good news for Utah is A) Carter Hart sucks ass, and B) that game absolutely shouldn’t have even gone past regulation with the way it started.
>>154413105Good boy. Your local IRS agent is proud of you! As is gary, for the recent hockey jersey purchase you made!
>>154413105I just don't think I could ever wagecuck. Guess I'll be a YouTuber or something
Utah and Vegas people aren't human beings. It's like watching people from The Hills Have Eyes duke-it out over a newborn.
>>154413112We can play Roblox together and become streamers.
Shout out to tyler myers for his low-iq brain insisting that he goons it up instead of playing defense against the GWG.
>>154413112Sell your butthole on the internet for 2 cents or whore yourself to a rich person if you have no online charisma
based knighties won
the first time i heard trevor zegras’s name was because someone posted a picture of him fully digging in his ass in public, hand entirely down the back of his shorts. that was still more respectable than anything i’ve seen him do during these games
>>154412899Irrefutable
Name three (3) situations where it would be appropriate to start your 4th line at the start of a period.
>>154413172When you cheat and the refs count goals that they can’t see
>>154413094https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G9Qyc-HS3EQ&list=RDG9Qyc-HS3EQ&start_radio=1&pp=ygUfbWVtb3JpZXMgYnJva2VuIG1lbW9yaWVzIGJyb2tlbqAHAdIHCQnfCgGHKiGM7w%3D%3D
i'm still rooting for the mammies to bootyfuck the duckies in the 2nd rd
MormonBros...my wife Lynseigh-Brigham is pretty upset tonight about the loss tonight. Not really sure how to deal with it. Maybe a trip to Swig for some sweet treats? Just hope Bishop isn't mad about it
knight's won bro's KWAB the mammoth are gay fags it's diablo time.
>>154413180As long as the coilers get bounced first round, I'll be happy
Where my nigga copey at?Let's KWAB on these mormons!
*be's winning*
>>154413210Having sex with his harem
>>154413210right here bro what's up the new diablo xpac just dropped (xpac rules btw).to the mammoth:KWAB
>>154413210there are actually alot of mormons in vegas and mormon vgk fans bro
>>154413260most mormon's in Vegas are not as strict as their Utah cousins
>>154413260this is true kek
>>154413246have fun playing diablo bro
holy shit NHL's post game stream had such shit volumeguess im waiting for Sinbin's stream since I saw him walk out in the NHL feed
>>154410595You can tell she's packing some howitzers under the text based on the elevation of the ends of her hair resting on them
>>154413270im literally one of them along with my entire ward and steak being vgk fans...
>>154413281Is your name Josh by any chance
>>154413281based.>>154413272thanks bro
Imagine befriending copey. Meanwhile the stars are gaining momentum and will steamroll the floundering knights.
>>1544132981993 2014 and tiny lost bud kwab. leave me and my frens alone.
>>154413306Vegasss ain’t winning shit
Sinbin is liveHe has such a smile on his face lmao
juat finished the first chapter of Isis Unveiled bros, shits dense but HPB brings up good points
>>154413314already won a milly bud. anything else is a bonus :)
>>154413322Salil al-sawarim has been banned almost everywhere because it was too much of a banger
>Bedard >Celebrini>SlafkovskyWho's the most looksmaxxed?
>>154413354My cock
A chance?
>>154413362>93Reminds me of that year in the 1900s.
I went to Vegas and found out raising canes is the official chicken sponsor of the Vegas golden knights.
>>15441335422-23 Slaf was the biggest mogger in the league easily, but he's since experienced twink death. Stress ages these boys
>only team with two blacks on the main roster>SWEEEEEEEEEEEEPTkek
>>154413379They give Golden Knight cups with Caniac Combos
>>154412438>How will this help us sell retirement accounts exactly?Anyone else notice the jews are getting more wild with their ads? They were always a skittles bag of races, but everything on TV is provocation slop now. I'm even seeing normies go "wtf?"
Why are the blots/habs only on Wednesday?
>>154413260Including me. I was baptised Mormon growing up but was too busy playing sports on the weekend so we stopped going to church
>>154410280>(Worst in team playoff history)Bruh its a fairly new team, what a pedantic remark lmao
>>154413444110 games is not a small sample size
THANK YOU GARY
>>154413476>t. canada derangement syndrome
>yfw the flyers blow a 3-0 lead
>>154413476Based. Thank you Gary
>>154413484
>>154413399There's a team in the AHL that has 3 blacks (San Diego)
>>154413484>>154413493
>>154413484>>154413498>>154413506
>>154413476Thanks big G
>>154413476Thanks gary
>>154413512If the Pens 3-4 the Flyers and win the Cup, is Crosby GOAT?
flyers fans are just like any philthydelphia sports "fan" base. bunch of try-hard faggots that think they are tough, when really they are gay faggots that get fucked in their gay faggot butts and mouths.
>>154413543You have to be 18 to use this site and/or that is some insane self reporting anon
>>154413527yes
>>154413534I just remember that debate where he kept saying >"Ovvuh the laaast foive yuuuurrrs..."over and over
>>154413494>AHLexactly.
>>154413527>>154413549At least Top 5. Can't rank him ahead of Mario
Doc Emrick >>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything (((espn))) shats out, but remember with him, came pierre "lemme tell you every junior hockey team this guy played for and what he had for dinner before the game" mcguire. Still don't forget that bald fuck for ruining the Ovi/Svechnikov fight clip with him screeching like a retard for the medical staff to "GET OUT THERE REEEE!!!" As if they weren't already on the ice to deal with the retarded rookie's dumbass decision's results.
>>154413555I miss 2014-2018. Felt like those were the comfiest years of my time on this planet. Politics felt engaging and hopeful. Meme magic was powerful. Women were feminine, easy to bone, and less insufferable. Everything went to shit after the coof
>>154413573Pierre was awesome during the Devils/Rangers fight tho>OH MY GOODNESS. CARTER GOT SOME LARRRRRRRRGE RIGHTS IN ON BICKEL!
>yfw nbafags used to say hockey is irrelevant because it's on NBCSN yet now NBA playoff games are on NBCSN
Unironically though, what goes on in Utah?
>>154413586i'd trade (((espn))) for nbcsn games in fuckin' hurry. At least they would DROP THE FUCKING PUCK at the advertised time instead of saying "tee hee, just kidding, it's 20 minutes later lulz! now watch pernell spout some wayyyyyyyyysisms and wear faggot-ass clothing for 8 minutes before we start the next game!"
>Coverage of the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs was averaging 1.15 million viewers through the first five days, up 76% from last year and the highest average on record at that point of the postseason. This year’s average is up 30% from the previous high of 887,000 in 2012, and up 39% from the previous high during the current media rights deal — 832,000 in 2024.https://www.sportsmediawatch.com/sports-ratings-tracker/
>>154413596NBC did the same shit with the puck dropIt is nice to see ESPN try to promote the sport now
>>154413597>this just in! gary, just like every other media mogul, is forging viewership numbers!owenwilsonwow.jpg
>>154413573>AND A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEE>OH>BUT IT WOULD>NOT>GO>MUHUHUHUHUYYYYYY GOODNESS
>>154413601No, they didn't and no, it isn't.
>>154413586>>154413596I didn't know they brought it back until tonight
>>154413611NBC absolutely did. When it was in Vegas and Nashville they interviewed the celebs from the area that obviously were just bandwagoning THEN the puck droppped
>>154413606https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkKlxsrXA4SWUNG ONE IN FRONT KNOBBED BY BROTEN FLIPPED BY BROTEN SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>154413616Nah. You're wrong. I already disproved your claims by saying you were wrong.
>>154413625
>>154413527Just making it to the finals would be GOAT tier. I love it when old timers have one last ride into the sunset on a high note, especially since he most likely won't be in the 2030 olympics.
>>154413624https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSPtBAIbsVEThat clip doesn't have it for some reason
>>154413636>2030 olympics
>>154413625kek based
>>154413638who is the color commentator? sounds familiar, but I can't place it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29coo0KFMj4"SMACK" SCOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>154413649John Davidson Foreigner wrote "Double Vision" about him
>>154413651my fuck, the 90s were so much better. now we are stuck with twink faggots like mcgayvid, mackbitcon, mackcelebitchi, bussibedard, lobertson, the tkafuckfaggot brothers, etc.
>>154411644>>154411731They can make the puck and the ice any color they want, right? There's nothing in the NHL rulebook that says the ice has to be pure white, or else they wouldn't be able to put logos and ads under it. Just that the centerline, faceoff circles and goal lines have to be red, and the bluelines and goalie creases have to be blue.Could a team do a funky colored rink for a gimmick night? All you'd need to do, logistically speaking, is add another couple layers of ice and embed another couple layers of graphics.
>>154413641Maybe Russia will be invited to those. Lets be honest, they would've creamed both of us in Cortina (and the raccoon definitely wouldn't have the gold either)
>>154413655Ahh, was thinking Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, but would have been working for Ted Turner at the time.
>>154413659I love that the Dallas Stars are cooler than the Mavericks again. Fuck Nico
>>154413665all of their games would end 6-5 or 20-19 with that shit defense.
>>154413655>>154413668New York Ranger guy through and through but couldn't have been happier to see Doc witness the Devils winning the Cup. Total gentleman
>>154413659>tkafuckfaggot brothersMade me kek harder than it should've
>>154413670DALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARS
>>154413659you're just mad that all those young men make your dick twitch
>>154413670If the Mavs move to Vegas I won't give a shit. 2011 is one of the best sports memories I have but fuck the NBA forever. I'd rather see the Texans beat the Cowboys in the Super Bowl than give any attention to the NBA
>>154413674can it bozo
>>154413680Goddammit I lol'd
>>154413685Why you heff to be mad?
>>154413697stop sayin that too it hasnt been a meme for like 15 years
>>154413685
>>154413702Someone's a butthurt Ontario native
oh boy another schizo
>>154413680I wonder if the Saars are taking a liking to the Stars now that they are all over the Lone Saar State
>>154413709oilers lost it was in kek
>>154413714Just Frisco and Coppell
slopdown was cancelled
actually that was hampage
>>154413597the Anaheim effect
>>154413727Wish that applied to the 2007 SCF on TV in America
>>154413735We could've had Detroit-Buffalo instead we got Anaheim-Ottawa>tfw NBC exec
>>154413714Thanks to the new arrivals, Dallas fans can enjoy some exotic cuisine and a spicy bite during intermissions
>350 million people>barely a million of them are actually watching hockey
>>154413735canada effect
>>154413743The first round is available on local TV channels so there is no overlap with Overtime. Attendance is great also at these games. The Boston-Tampa Stadium game in February was the highest rated hockey game on Cable with over 2 million. NHL's revenue continues to grow desu
>>154413741>canada talking about indian migration
>>154413758im glad the sunblet fans decided to actually attend the games this time around
>>154413765The Lightning get more butts in the seats than the Rays
>>154413743despite gary's best efforts there's just too much overlap with football, baseball, and basketball
@MSL
>>154413772they are just there to get out of the heat
>>154413775based I was just playing mortal kombat 11
>>154413778It was freezing at puck drop of Bruins-Lightning at the football stadium
>>154413786who's your main
>>154413764well yeah, we know all about it
>>154413794I learned to play the game a few months back using skarlett so I guess her. idk the gore doesn't impress me I think I might keep playing Injustice 2 even though I pretty much beat it.
>>154413805>skarlettdamn i'm out of touch. i didn't even know they made her a playable character and it's been 15 years
>>154413820I havent played a mortal kombat game since sega genesis. it was 6 bucks and the movie is coming out soon so why not. it has a lot of characters and the guest characters are rambo, terminator, robocop and spawn.
>>154413789that's only because gary can control the weather
>>154413834movie trailer looks pretty ass desu
>>154413764We were the ones screaming warnings to you retards at the top of our lungs when donny started floating H1B visa expansions and "stapling greencards to every diploma"
Habsbros... can we recover from that L? The last 2 games were rough. Even though we won one of them, we definitely got out skated and out coached in both
>>154413722based and true KWAB
>>154413856same with street fighter
>>154413890You didn't listen and now Dallas is becoming Brampton 2.0
>>154413484i predicted this, my bracket is 100% so far
>>154413834Sonya was one of the first women to make my pee pee get a weird tingly feeling as a kid.
>>154413476kek beautiful..The Oilers are gonna start getting more hate than the laffs if they keep their antics upThis first round exit is gonna be hilarious
>10 /hoc/ threads in 36 hourswe run this shit board
That Veronica Vaughn is one sweet piece of ace, I know from experience dude.
>>154413961no it's actually because people were being extra retarded today
And you could have it allMy empire of dirtI will let you downI will make you hurtBig game tomorrow, big big game.
>>154414014puck drop is in like 14 hours pal
>>154414016Yeah but it's almost bedtime so I'm preparing myself for the game first thing in the morning
>>154413879Cooper buckbroke our top line while the Kucherov line walks all over us. Maybe our team of kids will do better outside of Montreal without the pressure, but it's looking rough.
U18 daily updatewe wonnered our group for the first time since 1999 and made semi 3 years in a row. we finna be hockey superpooper by 2030 againthe quarters are on Wednesday Czechia - FinlandCanada - SwedenUSA - LatviaSlovakia - Denmark
>>154413719>>154413722My network says slopdown is at 4PM are you sure it's cancelled?
>>154414059you guys are strong now
>>154414067if only it translated well into senior hockey too. good luck against the eternal Swede tomorrow, leafbro
>>154414072thanks man good luck to you too, but i think your senior guys will be a powerhouse in a couple generations due to all this success at the junior levels right meow
>>154414081i'm going to kiss you on the lips if that turns out to be true (absolutely no homo btw, it's a euro friendly greeting)
Good guys won last night
If Wild doesn't at least beat the Stars and Avs I'm done with this fucking team forever
>>154414100i'll take it
i saw the script for the games tonite
knights won btw bro's
>>154414177hell yes
>>154414168and then what
>>154414217broons winstors winoils win
>>154414217The oilers lose so mcdavid goes to comfort draisaitl extra friendly style
>>154414237kwab
>>154414235>>154414237well this seems to be inconsistent but I am choosing to believe it
I’d take a playoff win over a moral victory. But since I can’t have that, I’ll just have to take the moral victory. We came back from a 3-0 lead and nearly pushed it to 2nd OT!! Had we lost in regulation with little offense to show for it, I’d say this series was in a bad place. But going the length that we did and nearly completing the upset should be super encouraging for the guys.A loss is a loss, but this game showed that Vegas really can’t skate with us. If we play fast and simplify our passing (holy smokes that first was bad) and just put pucks on net, we win. It’s that simple.If we try to do too much and let Vegas smother us, we lose.I think we’ve got lots of tape on what to do right, and more importantly tape on what not to do. Now we can go back to Vegas and hone in our play!I’m not exactly ecstatic about the loss. But I am not in full blown doomed mentality yet either. This series is still VERY winnable. Wednesday I think will be the make or break point. I think whoever takes 5 takes the series.I have faith the guys can do it! And honestly take a little comfort in them going to Vegas to do it. I think the Delta Center has a certain pressure to it that they don’t need.I don’t know about y’all, but I still very muchBelieve
>>154414333https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF7uI-QDaP4
wheres jen
For every action, there is an equal an opposite Gary.
Noooo the mammies lost
Huomenta
>>154414577:(
>>154414577I wanted to believe they would defeat degenerate Vegas
Good morning /hoc/
>>154414678good morning sir
i've been selling dreams to sleepless niggas
Is Trouba good again or is he just being carried by Ja'Quo'Shawn LaCombe
>>154414678Good morning fren :)
>>154414693>>154414725
>>154414706Sell some to me. I’m struggling to sleep
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
flyers in 6 broswe've really pissed off martone nowhe's going to score a hatty then sweep the canesflyers dynasty is here bro
>>154414168Gary still hasn’t faxed it to me yet
>>154414860>he doesn't go to temple with Gary NGMI
>>154414911I’m part of Gary’s powerlifting club
Does Utah know that mammoths arent real? They're made up bullshit. I thought Mormons knew that prehistoric animals and dinosaurs bones were placed in the ground by God to test our faith.
>>154414929They named the team after my cock.
an entirr LAND of poo and pee
>>154414948Because you havent seen it in years?
>>154414960JEN
Frostsisters... it's not looking too good this year
>>154414960Got his ass kek
>>154414960Kek you're alright poo peeland
>>154414960Absolutely fukken bootyblasted
funny until it happens to you
Next thread is gonna be JLMI
next one should probably be Flames
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>>154415017you got one of the good threads deleted for your dustin wolf themed thread yesterday shut up
