>Lap:#8424>Countdown to THE GREAT MIAMI HURRICANE OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>154396017>Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3l-faquXJE>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:218>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 72 (+25)RUS: 63 (+12)LEC: 49 (+15)HAM: 41 (+8)NOR: 25 (+10)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 135 (+37)Ferrari: 90 (+23)McLaren Mercedes: 46 (+28)Haas Ferrari: 18 (+1)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 16 (+4)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 155.16 (+80.56)NOR: 139.34 (+57.41)HAM: 132.55 (+61.11)>News:Grand Prix de Monaco Historique happened, fun was had, /f1/ regulars visitedIt's 'race' weekRemember, the motor can now be used as a generator for 350 kW instead of 250 kWAlso charging the battery is now only 7MJ instead of 8MJ per lapAlso also something with boost but who gives a shitThis will lead to better...?Franco Colapinto drove some cars in Argentinia, destroyed a Lotus E20 (the Renault/Enstone 2012 car)George acts like arrogant cunt, again: "I hope it's just the two of us going for the championship"Pin, a woman, womanly tested an feminine f1 car on Silverstone, a female circuitToo many women in F1®Vettel ran a marathonDr. Marko decided to leave after Amx did not win his fifthTorger spiraling, thinks his team that he owns 25% of is actually Mercedes-Benz
edd
i've posted maybe 10 times into /f1/ this whole year. is it over?
>>154421107
>>154421418What if leo were to be buried in the sand, or perhaps dragged away by a riptide?
>>154421415well we are so not back, so it must be over
>>154421415Counting or not counting this one?
>>154421415it's not over until it is over.
>>154421478he would set purple sectors while running away
>>154421574you are right. there is more sophia
migu
>>154421609How would one run after being buried?
>>154421415Same. I just cant get into it this year.
>>154421810How old is this person?
don’t be shocked if Dog Chow becomes an official ferrari sponsor in the next few days.
>>154421415There's only this many times you can go and say "yeah these regs are fucking retarded". It also doesn't help that this general has constantly been flooded by that I-cant-believe-its-not-a-foid for who knows how long at this point
>>154421766when the sand starts sinking you run so fast you get away
Colapa
Who was the Michael Waltrip of grand prix racing?
Even though it is a smack dab afternoon race for me (no early morning shit) I’m not even going to watch. Nope. Nuh-uh. I’ll be here in the race bread gooning.
it is over.
gimi
>>154423218>ywn penetrate her like this
>>154423228GayQueer
I look back on this now. Was he the most overly hyped driver in the modern era.
>>154423249>most over hyped driver That's not nyck devries
>>154423249Was their any real hype for him? People only ever supported him because of his nationality, he was never a guy who got talked up because he won a lot in feeder series
>>154423249Piastri and NARB both won F2 in their rookie season, neither have accomplished much of note since then.
The Bulgarian Dragon status?
formula cuckitini
>>154423860Mixed like his genes.
>>154424531>turkroach seething about a pvre Mongolian bvll (100% Hyperboruropean genes btw)
>>154421107The fuck ? Its race week ?
>>154423698Piastri had a masterclass in choking away a championship last year
fuckin QUEERS
>>154425794he shidded
>>154425794>does ok up to monza>then McLaren drops all subtly and hands the championship to Lando at oscars expense>don't even wait for Oscar to show up to the constructor cup victory party in Singapore I'm shocked that he even bothered trying, and didn't phone it in like alonso does.
>>154425794completely out of his control. Both FIA and Mclaren were deadset on another british champion and there was nothing he could do about it.I mean that moment in Abu Dhabi when Lando Norris overtook Yuki Tsunoda off the track and it was Yuki who got the penalty is some of the most egregious match fixing I've seen in any sport and no one even questions it
>>154425966alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>154425966>>154426103ok buddy
>>154426103>when Lando Norris overtook Yuki Tsunoda off the track and it was Yuki who got the penaltyBut he le heckin' moved twice!!!! Sir Lando had no other choice
>>154427426>But he le heckin' moved twiceYes.
morning yallenjoying the malaysia 2012 weather right here
>>154427426He didn't have any choice but to go off of the track like he likes to do.
>>154427574mornin' kermit. enjoying 4 degrees cold spring here
>miami gp is at 8am on a mondayI fucking hate Americagod bless
>>154428179
>>154428179why do humans keep bullying these monkes like that
>>154428254very faustian tbqhwy
>>154428254Because they canT: totally a human
>>154428254just a bit of harmless fun
what will we be drinking during the 1pm grand prix gents?
>>154428310Guy on the right is still more intelligent than your average post-Y2K F1 driver.
>>154428310>1PMRace starts at 23:00 chief.I'll be at least 6 beers deep by that point.
>>154428310Coffee because of your retarded time zone and tacky track.
>>154428331>Race starts at 23:00 chief.I don't know where you get your news bigdawg. but it says right here, 13:00.
>>154428352it says 23:00 in the OP link though
>>154428334 That is no rat, that's Master Splinter ,,Tom and Jerry" *Behind the Scenes Jokes aside, the rat might be infected with toxoplasma godii which removes their fear of cats and can even transfer it to the cat. Cat: Time to chase the rat.Rat: uno reverse card That’s not a street cat at all. A real street cat would have made short work of that rat. “appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak” -sun tzu How's He going to explain this one, to all his cat friends This is different Tom who's afraid of Jerry. That cat ain't expect the rat to fight back, he didn't know what to do. Cat was running looking back like "Hold On" "Let me get in my stance" "Let me get in my stance".... When your food tries to Eat You! it's me when I defeat a Dark Soul boss. I have not seen this level of feline humiliation since Sylvester was beaten by a large mouse. I am questioning life at this point If you zoom in, the rat has a tiny switchblade. But it’s very very sharp. Tom got punked by Jerry That rat could have been mauled to death and had his guts torn out easily. One brave rat. I have seen a cat playing with an inside-out rat once. Bro it's a problem when rats learned to fight back Tom and jerry got realMillennial cat versus Based rat...
>>154428361I was adding on to the ridiculous GP times bit since mine is at 13:00. I just want to have fun ;_;
>>154428421>I just want to have funYou should consider following some other sport instead of F1
>23:00>miamiI sleep.
>>154428416it's not a rat it's a ocon tho
miami
>>154428334
>>154428502Aveeno? Luxury!
>>154428502
>>154428502when i think of small animals i cant un think of how it's like to be hunted by tarantula wasps
>>154428524>tarantula waspsdont joke about those, I have to deal with them invading my personal space during summer.
>>154428524>>154428583tarantula wasps sounds spooky
>>154428583the red areas are off limits to me permanently
>>154428597>>154428621they're extremely docile, but its the way they carry themselves thats spooky. Like some guy who just walked into a bar with an open carry rifle.
bortoleto, colapinto and perez are not worthless retarded shitters.its just racism. and i am tired of pretending otherwise.
>>154428776isn't colapintu a white man though
Anyone got that picture of Christian Horner's cock?
>>154428776stats?
>>154428859maybewhat do you want it for?
>>154428866I want to know why that shit is so red. Tight foreskin?
>>154428875he's just very aggressive with it "beats it like it owes him money" comes to mind
>>154428879Does he take a hammer to it? It looks like a Ferrari
>>154428875watch japanese porn where the genitals aren't blurred. the penises are so dark red they seem purple. F1 because yuuki
>>15442886453 of 54 by alpines prev points being scored by gasleak or smtng
I hope he's prepared to deal with the bomb threats
>>154428903nobody remembers this guy
ynr Spack Poohan
>>154428920he is a sex symbol to younger fans and women (in my case, at least one gay man)
https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/fact-and-fiction-of-kimi-raikkonen-unique-f1-reputation/Edd Straw, The Gimi
>>154428959he is a sex symbol to younger fans and women (in my case, at least one gay man)
he is a sex symbol to younger fans and women (in my case, at least one gay man)
>>154429011jajaja>you were warnedthanks jannies
>kimi is raping russell, who in turn raped hamiltongrim>>154428938if the argies love f1 so much why dont they just outbid ayyrabs and host a race
>>154429078they're currently preparing for a war
>>154428959>"He does so much with weight transfer and hardly any with the steering. Kimi was very, very reluctant to use the steering wheel any more than he had to; it's almost like a thing of last resort, the steering wheel.i was doing this in sims and it's the most euphoric feel when you learn to do 1 steering input and then just straighten the wheel before you're out of the corner and throttle+weight transfer steers your car for you perfectly without having to do any correction on the wheel. theoretically it's also the most optimal way to maximize grip because if you can apply maximum acceleration with no steering input/wheelspin and you stay in control you are on the limit of available grip at all times
>>154428938what if he lit that car on fire too
>>154429232an STD
>>154429232why the triple X sophia? EXPLAIN, WHORE
>>154429232I'm not finding Edd in this one
>>154429273the cup full of cum is also suspicious.
>>154429232A Finn's soul
Tired of the ollies and the walled mid hag tbqh
>>154429405>the walled mid hagBut I haven't seen a single Alonso post ITT, anon.
>>154429405you'll find that the formula one driver is formula one related
>>154429405Leo posting it is
>>154429548
sophia and that dog poster needs to be gassed
>>154421623TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>154429594
bought a lidl waterjet flosser and squirted my nostril with itedd
>>154429876James Bond? The ornithologist?
>>154428502You didn't delete it this time...
>BYD might by WillyGrim
>>154430051>mclaren owned by arabs>williams owned by chinksgrim grim grim
>>154430096F1 owned by Americans
>>154430112>America owned by jews
please make it happen because that would be funny as fuck
>>154430096>grim grim grimgimi gimi gimihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=todfi4BV7D8
>>154430238this is the best and worst outcome at the same time desu
>>154430238>miami is canceled and f1 goes two months with no races
cooch sniffing was 10 years agodeepest /f1/ lore
>>154430304patriots
>>154430304That would be for the better
>>154430337@eesti
"Atlassian Williams F1 Team and Marvel today announce a landmark collaboration, which will see the iconic F1 team go wheel to wheel with the Marvel Universe for the very first time.The comic book one-shot, starring drivers Alex Albon and Carlos Sainz, and Team Principal James Vowles, will be available for sale with special edition event-exclusive variant covers starting at the Monaco Grand Prix in early June and on shelves at comic shops across the US in October. The story will see the team come together to take on their biggest challenge yet - a battle with Doctor Doom, in the midst of the racing season. Iron Man, Black Widow, Captain America, and a host of other Marvel stars will also support the team on their mission. " we capeshit nao
Polfag anon here, I'm slowly copying the photos from my trip to Monaco Historic GP and Côte d'Azur, turns out I took over 4000 pics... it will take some time to select the best. Pic related, race end and thumbs up in Alfa Memeo
>>154430698
>>154430698>franchises that were much better decades agofitting
>>154430698At least we still have He
>>154430698Lmao.
>>154430698>available for sale with special edition event-exclusiveomg i better purchase this special edition exclusive
>>154430698>old F1screaming powerful engines, highly skilled drivers, death in every corner, hot women only allowed as grid girls or trophy rewards for the drivers>new F1meme drivers only there to make memes. Racing not allowed. Rain not allowed. jewflix. A show for teen girls, faggots, troons, and kids.literally disney world with electric cars.
>>154430698alpeen did it first with ryan reynolds and deadpool (mcu movie)
>>154430997Fact check: Disney World already has electric cars btw>>154431010Based rememberer
>>154422859>first podium after 1727339457 GPsHulk for sure
>>154430736Base d
>>154430698comic book oneshots are the happy meal toys of comic book publications
the breakaway Grand Prix World Championship sounds good now
>>154430698>The story will see the team come together to take on their biggest challenge yetIs Claire coming back?
>>154430698>Alex AlbonWhat about He?
>>154431783Digitals and Miami gets nuked a 1000 times during the race.
>>154431423>ferrari pozzed and high on hopium (t*rg*r laughs at them)>alpeen fr*nch and owned by the great satan>vw pozzed>haas basically owned by ferrari>cadilac just happy to be therethe only teams that would actually leave are mclel and rb, maybe willy and maybe asston, but without honda as they too are pozzed. should have happened in 2009 for it to have been any good
>>154431783can't wait to see this kind of cringe shit get rolled out tomorrow
girldad tier helmet
Chuck...
>>154431963lekek
this was coming home with me from the local 7/11 one way or another
>>154432093>F1 team>money is the superpower
>>154432114chuck peaked here. now leo mogs him
>>154430698anime
>>154432127>chuck peaked here.He looks like a child dressed up for middle school graduation.
>>154432111was rajesh running after you yelling saar please do not take the display car!
>>154432142he knew i needed to do the needful
>>154432111>nigga stole my car
>>154432127ESTONIA I KNOW THAT WAS YOU, I AIN'T EVEN GOTTA LOOK
>>154432111did you buy an auger at 7/11
>>154432111did you use the auger to dig into the store or just to threaten the cashier?
>>154432318perhaps>>154432330i fastened a belt hold and wore it like a strapon and leaned in a threatening manor
>>154421415we are almost free
say na na na
>>154432535https://youtu.be/2csrtTBc1RY?si=Gi-T59lZiY2_SvFj
>>154432535You meanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LUm-E4GPU8?
>>154432569
i suppose since f1 decided to get really fucken gay, schijt like eurovision is welcome here too
>>154432515easy to dismiss Badoer's Ferrari time when Fisichella was barely better despite being much younger and not being out of F1 for the previous 10 seasons
>>154432603>schijt like eurovisionYou're supposed to love Eurovision, Australia!By the way, Dami Im should have won in 2016.
>over 100 races until the next engine regs
No refunds
>>154432641delta will finally right that historical wrong>probably>maybe>if half a dozen others get dsq
>>154432704don't worry, they'll cancel half of them for some reason
>>154432746You don't really have a chance without a really outstanding song, anon. Because you have no diaspora and no neighbour to make mutually beneficial deals with. Look at my flag, I know how that feels.
>>154432635the real pain was in that neck turn
>>154430736Two years ago I took some shitty photos with my phone and it was super frustrating, as the cars are not that far away to capture good details. This time I took my camera with me and my new 70-200mm lens, I'm super happy with it. You can even see the dashboard and how fast the cars were going.
>I called the other management companies and told them, “Sorry, I had to go with Toto and Mika.” >Most of them were cool. But one of the companies was very high up in F1, and the guy actually told me, “OK, that’s fine. But it’s unfortunate for you.” >I said, “For me? Why?”>He said, “Well, because we are going to make your life very, very difficult. Your journey to F1 is going to be very hard now. You made the wrong decision.” >I was shocked, obviously. There were no cameras around. The guy was not performing for TV or something. He was really trying to scare me. I was 19 years old. I had no money. No connections. I was just some kid. It should have worked, honestly. >But instead, I just thought: OK, you’ve shown me who you are. Have a nice day. See you in F1.Flavio Briatore or Helmut Marko?
>>154432940neat
>>154432943Who said this?>Flavio Briatore or Helmut Marko?(IMO it was one of the Alpine fags)
>>154432940tiding tiding engin kaputt :(
>win every junior category including beating Montoya>constantly shit and unreliable cars in F1 so nobody can rate you, get demoted to test driver>get short stint at Toyota, be P4 in Spa and engine failure on final laps>robbed of proper top seat in 2005 because retard Briatore sacks Trulli>have final shot at F1 race, it's USA 2005reminder that if you think of unlucky driver, you likely don't even know him
>>154433184Alpine didn't exist back then.
>>154433419:|You know what I mean.
>>154432943Was Flabio even still in F1 at this point?
>>154433527that would have been 2008 so leni's sperm donor had not been caught for doing his big naughty yet
>>154433527Yes. Around 2008. He was still a driver manager after his lifetime ban was lifted, too. Kovalainen came to regret his decision to drop Briatore.
>>154433396When I think Zonta, I'll always remember him outdoing Villeneuvehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmSHa_aNrVM
>>154432940>>154433381nice
>>154433381The view on the track from the Hotel Hermitage terrace
>>154431963Jesus I feel so bad for students in 3rd world countries. It's already fucked here but I can't imagine being an indo trying to lift yourself out of poverty and getting scammed like this
>>154433396>only known for being the backmarker in that one overtake>Miga says in every interview that he probably shat himself
>>154433743Very nice, I have this poster on a wall here, right where you are. How expensive was it for you? I might go next year or so
>>154433855
race week i can now forget the disappointment my life is at least now i can watch cars go vroom and have a boyfriend
It's almost May and I haven't been awake to watch one Grand Prix live yet this year
>>154434004go back to sleep
>>154434004why is this season so fucking boringit cant be the regis alone
>>154433663"but I rolled so that's a bonus"
>>154434149Battery fatigue + cancellations + no one cares about jorj and mini gimi winning
would you rather have sex or watch the miami gp
>>154434259>would you rather have sex or be raped?Not much of a quandary
LIFT ME UPLIFT ME UP
>>154434259Neither
why are u an incel
>>154434259There's a greater probability of me winning the 2026 Miami GP than ever having sex
>>154433855Way too expensive and I don't recommend taking the full package like I did. 4900 Euro for 3 nights + breakfast at the Hotel Hermitage, one viewing spot at the Hairpin from the Fairmont hotel (Saturday) and one viewing spot at the long straight next to midi terrace (Sunday).I have a stupid plan to test all 5-star hotels from Senate Grand Prix offer and all viewing spots. Hairpin is cheaper, but to be honest, you are closer to the cars and almost at the driver's level and they gave better food, you can easily get stuffed to the point you don't worry about the lunch or even dinner, as you eat as much as you want. Midi terrace has a chance of meeting someone famous, but this year there was no special guests. Nuui was two years ago. If you just want to see vrooms, then take a 3-star hotel in Nice next to airport, much, much cheaper and St Augustin train station is 5 minutes walk. Hop on a train, 6 euro to Monte Carlo and then maybe 10 minutes of walk to get to any viewing spot. If you want to check these Monaco 5-star hotels like I did, then it's definitely an experience. 99% snobs ignore the service they get, like service running around and putting chairs under their asses, but if you are polite and compliment the staff, they will remember you. Two years ago I was the only guy allowed to watch the qualis from Metropole's Hotel terrace during a breakfast - I don;t remember how much it cost to get there, but it was hundreds of euro, they let me in when I told them they are great and the service they offer is amazing.
>>154433886>have a boyfriendhell yeah bro locked him down
>>154432943I could see Marko calling you retarded, but I don't think I would make gay threats like that.
>>154434593i beliebe in you gasly
*walks gayly towards you(
>>154434858Cool, I've never been to Monaco, there are viewing points that are free during the historic Grand Prix, it's not barricaded like an usual F1 race?>if you are polite and compliment the staff, they will remember you.Nice, I'm good at that, if one day I decide to rent a 5 star room I'll remember that. It's cool you're trying to test all these viewing spots, is it just for you or do you plan on doing a guide of some sort? Making it public would kinda ruin the experience but I like the concept
>>154435003>I don't think I wouldOops, you just outed yourself Helmut
>>154435963>there are viewing points that are free during the historic Grand Prix, it's not barricaded like an usual F1 raceEverything is covered like crazy, you won't get a good spot from the street. I saw people stopping their cars on a road which goes just above the track, blocking the traffic just to take a glance.>is it just for you or do you plan on doing a guide of some sortJust for me, I like taking pics and watching old vrooms - just sharing what I've experienced.
>>154434968he invited me to go hiking tomorrow and wanna have sex in the woods
Leoclerc Gimi Motorsports powered by Greggs
LawDaddy finna dick down on these twinks
>>154436273Nice try, anon. But he is with Albon.
>>154436377>30kg barbell curl
f1 is just different nowi see the world from a different lens
>>154436540>10+10=30>german mathematicians
>>154436561do you think the bar weighs nothing?
>>154436567sertenly not 10 kg
>>154436561The Mathematician of Milei
>>15443659410Kg is DIN norm for bars
>>154436627Nah. Your average chocolate bar weighs just 100g. Meanwhile a cocktail bar comes at weights of several hundred kg.
>>154436273based
>>154436567yes
Jean Alesi? that terrorist?
>>154436658what are you saying man
>>154431783
what the actual fuck is this thing
>>154436735That there is no DIN norms for bars in general.
>>154436846Don't worry about it man
>>154436846louks like a car mon
>>154436781retire man, they took it from you, it was today todayfuck them>>154436846the weapon to surpass metal gear>>154436877i dont understand what a din is, dni here is the identification card
>>154436846Built for combat
>>154436877>in general.It's an entire subsection, yes
>>154436846looks like a modern version of the Shadow DN4
>>154434307I AM AMEBA
>>15443684610 million dollar one off meme batmobile for use in social media campaigns that looks like it's based on an unfinished AMR valkyrie.
Sonny Hayes
>>154436846Jewish witchcraft meets Neweyan nightmare
>>154436846I hate how disgustingly big these things are. A single seater should never look like it could fit 6 people
>>154437379the length is good for aero and the width lets you fit stupid amounts of rubber
beep beep
>>154437729hell yeah
>>154435700F1 drivers don't walk, they Seidl
>>154436658>yerman yumor>>154436594>strayan spelling>>154436561>Argie ACKonomics
>>154437261lmfaoWouldn't he have to be like 50, 60, or maybe even 70 years old for that livery to make sense as his starting team?
red bull tries way too hard
>>154437857i think he was supposed to make his debut in the early 90s, so arouind 10 years before alo, so arounf mid 50s, if we say that he made his debut at the same age as alonso, which is reasonable, which, if im not mistaken, is his real age
>>154421107Reminder that this rawe ceek we have a /sp/rint
>sprint week>in the am'smehima sleep
>>154437909>which is reasonableI dunno about that, it really wasn't until """""recently""""" (like Gimi, Alo, Ham, Amx) that the pipeline started to be 'get them in before they've even finished puberty'8 of the 10 youngest starters debuted in the 21st century.
>>154437967>log in to f1tv to see the schedule>see this
>>154438015wtf is this?
>>154437450It's fucking ugly. It's atrocious. Heinous.
>>154438015why this little fag like food so much
>>154437983>not sleeping with LiCo noisesweak
>>154438027f1tv original programmingit is imperative that f1 drivers act like gay losers 24/7 to attract the hip young female demographic
>>154438015what's with all the french faces?
>america doing it big the yuro mind simply cannot comprehend a $150 glizznard
>>154437877I've never drank a red bull.
>>154438152
>>154438152the only ppl who buy this are rich european tourists who go "jah this is how ze amerikans do it jah? aill haff 5"
>>154438152life is all grift and cloutsharking at this point
>>154438342keeekthis but also the rich muslims that say their religious but drink, smoke, and eat pork.
>>154437993no, i meant that in the movie they call him a young talent, not that making such an early debut was common in the 90s
>>154438152I'm not sure how to feel about scamming rich people. You're doing something that is inherently wrong but you're not actually hurting anyone.I just hope non-rich people don't buy this bullshit due to peer pressure.
yellow car but not a good yellow car
>>154438661I have a hot dog in my pants if you want a nibble?
>>154438674looks goodI would drive it.
i say this as someone who has begged for the yellow can livery
>>154438661mind you, you could get the $1.50 glizzidiers at costco, which is only 5 miles away
>>154438793>me walking through security with a 10 costcodawg sized belly and a cammelback full of mug
>>154437877Kino
>>154438704its far worse than you think
>>154437877I also hate fun.
>>154438911yeah I had a feeling the ellow backdrop in those other pics was what made the colors of the car pop out. In normal lighting its...
>>154438911I had to replace the plastic lid on my toilet because part of it went yellow like that
waterboy>>154439006>I had tono you didntwho was looking?
>>154438981>juan pablo "please give my son a seat in f1, please please please also I work for liberty media btw" montoyaah yes very interesting, I will take his totally unbiased opinion very seriously
>>154439006why were you pissing on it so much?
Haven't posted in years butwent to the McLaren showrun today, miga drifted too hard around the hairpin and stalled the car xD
>>154439222it was just old, the same thing happened to my ps one
>>154439250brb searching all available footage to dox you
>>154439250migabros...
>>154439250Had to be rescued. Funnily enough they seemed to be using off the shelf leaf blowers instead of the usual branded stuff
>>154439310kwab with a brick
>>154438152It's retarded, but putting caviar on anything is going to make it cost a stupid amount.I don't know what sort of philistine would buy a hot dog and put caviar on it but then again I also can't fathom wanting to go to the Miami GP either.
>>154438453Ah I see what you mean.
Gonna go make some eggs. Scrambled preferably.
>>154439006>>154439260Does your bathroom happen to get a lot of natural light? (not the beer)
>>154439470but its glizzy hours?
>>154439310>>154439250Also had pastry mogging lando in an '08 car
>>154439711old car sexo
>>154439711GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>154439824This is true
>>154439653Yooooo
Did F1 make the right call?
>>154438981Kwab Pablo Monkwaba
>>154440753>circuit that's like 90% full throttle>in the super clipping eranothing of value was lost
>>154437261How much did he pay Eddie Jordan?
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>shit regs>parking lot gpwho cares
>>154440889I don't think I'm ready for 90 minutes of trying to excuse these regs during fp1
>>154440907No need to try and excuse anything.Everyone knows they're shit, and the only ones refusing to acknowledge that they're shit are merc/Ferrari because they're winning and the retards that came up with them.
We might get >>154444444 tonight
*fart*
>fucking TV with a boot time has decided that standby light off means turning it off every min for a few seconds all of a sudden when I want to sleep lowkirkenuinely ending my shit right now
>>154438981sounds like a guy with a broken head
>ocon
>>154441144New cars are good actually. Lap times don't matter. Look at all these overtakes
>up until a few weeks ago, it was an overwhelmingly mainstream belief that kwablonso and poowey together would be unstoppablemakes you wonder what other accepted medshitter narratives are also complete bullshit
so uhdo mclaren or ferari have meaningful upgrades or is it going to be merc 1-2 again
>>154442720use imagination
>>154439711How did the size of cars go so wrong.
>>154442793your FIA cease and desist is in the mail buddy
>>154442802
I dont like dogs
>>154442746>elle fanning's fannyhmmm what are we talking about again
frikadell
>>154439250>>154439310Miga's title-winning McLarens still look amazing.
>>154442929movie would have been a lot better if it was her other half
>>154442935GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>154439250washed
>>154440753Only reason to have back to back races on the same circuits again would be if they ran it anti-clockwise.
>>154438661its probably paddock club menu.>>154438981what too much pozz does to a mf
>>154443266What if they did a wet and a dry race?
The nearly "Satanic" level of embarassment that George Russianlel has been subjected to - and I mean this - HAS to continue.His mental degradation will be complete. His disillusionment - perfect. His growring state of disbelieve - absolute.The world holds its breath - until the utter humiliation of George Russel is complete.
F1 doesn't need an audience, fans or to sell tickets. everybody involved has enough money already.
>>154443397nobody has enough money you filthy communist
>>154443453f1 could do whatever it wants. they don't need to pander to anyone. they could just drive fast or sth
new patchnotes>we have now fixed the bug where ferraris were too fast>we have no fixed the bug where cars accidentally overtook each other
>>154443543
>>1544386742/10Needs more Buzzin Hornets
my country is gay f1 related because f1 is for women (and at least 1 gay man)
>>154440753they shouldn't even be allowed to host one unless they return the bridge layout
>>154443655I would gift these to eddhe would eat them even if he was a bigot (he isn't)
>>154443655why are finns so good at videogames but nothing else?
>>154443397colapinto é pobre.
>$375 per club>$100 hatskek, KWAB even
>>154443819lots of grassroots nerd culture in the 90s/00s (demo scene) which later got ruined by globo pandering, which is also the reason why the country is going down the shitter.we should FIXIT and return to markka-aika
formula sexo
>>154443991penis in vagina needed
>>154436846sex car
>>154443814>even if he was a bigot (he isn't)Yeah, instead he's just big>>154443904Fucking Remedy has been so shit since Quantum Break, they better be faithful with their MP1&2 remakes.
>>154444444 coming up soon lads
Their solution to the regs being shit was literally to slow them down even further, let that sink in.
>>154438793realtalk nigga costco slaps
>>154444110big enough to contain his big heart
>>154434004oh fuckwe have same's
>didn't attempt the digits/f1/ like f1 has fallen
>>154444780Too much overclipping, couldn't get enough speed
>race week >dead thread
f1 is CoD/BF now>1 patch/season agoIT'S OVER>current patch/seasonWE ARE SO BACK!!!!!
>>1544448196 ways f1 will be different#1 slower cars
>>154444819saving the planet one slow boring race at a time
>>154444817>Miami weekFtfy.
Happy birthday to the checkered flag queen, Ana de Armas (38 and counting… we’re doomed)
Lando Norris will never win anything ever again (and that's a good thing).And I'm here for it.
>>154436846>I'm Batman
strolldawgs how have the last three recovers weeks gone for you guys? we're gonna make!
>>154443991TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>154445453he just needs more time
>>154443904And as the corn of the turd, I introduce you Marko-Pekka "Minna-Maria" Aktikainen, the ultimate bane of /fs/, a geezer travesting as a "female" figure skaterhttps://streamable.com/k62j9y
>>154445535Genuinely looks like my 70yo alcoholic aunt
>>154445554DON'T HURT EDDDON'T THROW BASEBALLS AT EDDDON'T THROW GRENADES AT EDDDON'T SHOOT ROCKETS AT EDDDON'T LIGHT EDD ON FIRE
vroom vroom soonhaha vrooooom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g
Which David Allan Coe song will they play in Miami as a tribute to him?
>>154445631RIP you old madmanI've liked Rebel Meets Rebel, and I still like itF
>>154445631>David Allan Coe songWho?
>>154445535i live in a bumfuck nowhere city of 50k with an average age of 50 so when i see globo shit its because of a refugee that managed to escape the fully pozzed/globo'd up capital city region
>>154445683Nah, that's Pete Townshend.
>>154445696Funny. But seriously, who?
gonna go hiking today with him and am gonna wear my alonso cap because the sun is really strong outside
>>154445703Just some longhaired redneck.
>>154445712Kid Rock is dead? About time!
>>154445685K O U V O L AOUVOLA
>Too much power: F1 cuts overtake boost in wet weather from Miami GP>Starting from this weekend’s Miami Grand Prix, the FIA has introduced regulatory changes for low-grip situations – including wet weather, which is forecast for Sunday’s racethis shit is so gay that even hammo become straight
>>154445766Ah, so now we only get the artifical "harvest" slowdown on the straights, not the artificial "overtake mode" speedup.
>>154432745patriots
>>154445766>dont even race in the wet>limit power in the wetwtf
>>154445766I mean it kinda makes sensesince driver can't control the electic jew for shit, it gets deployed automatically, then the auto deployment in wet contitions would exponse current f1 regulations for being fraud and shit
This person >>154442927 doesn't like dogs.But me, I don't like those small useless yappinglittle shit dogs that will bark at the sound of a fucking footstep like it's a faulty alarm and will never ever fucking shut up. They're own by retarded bitches too, those stuck up ones that drive Range Rovers, own expensive apparel and fashion items that will depreciate to the price of dirt within the next month, and the latest iPhone or Samsung Galaxy phone. Fucking hate roasties.
>>154445685the internet is spreading this stuff to bumfukkää regardless of transplants from metropolitan areas
Rate Cola's chin out of 10
Rate gimi's brother out of 10
>>154445988looks like an alien pate arranged in the form of a man tbqhwyf
Rate Ollie's brother out of NaN
>>154436846does it have a turbine?
>>154445901i dont care, i dont meet it IRL and i simply dont use enough social media to care. my biggest exposure is from /v/ where posting about trannies is equivalent to banter
>>154446128i can practically see the dementia in his eyes
>>154443290>its probably paddock club menuI doubt it. Modern event management segments out their attendants for different monetization strategies.General Admission brings in the numbers and are generally anticipated to purchase food, beverage, and souvenirs. Thus, the price for these tickets tends to be far more cheap since the expectation is that the ancillary spending of food, beverage, and souvenirs would always beat the tradeoff of charging more per ticketVIPs like you mention are actually the groups you want to monetize the least from--often times these are guests from sponsor/partner groups which ultimately fund the event's organization. They are so important to entertain in fact that their experiences are often subsidized by everyone else in attendance. Anything offered in the Paddock Club tends to be freeThe real money comes from the paypig nobodies who want to LARP as members of the social elite. These are people rich enough to purchase experience packages, but too cheap/irrelevant to purchase Paddock Passes. They are an event organizer's wet dream since they're willing to pay premium on both entry and accommodations. Of course as the saying goes, you can't buy classThat's who these Hot Dogs are for
>>154446148oops, meant for >>154436781
>>154445923fake chin>>154445988mazepin>>154446027bear in
>>154438661>>154438152meant to reply to in >>154446191
>Worst thing I've watched in 2026 [roflol emoji] WTF is thisre: that homosexual netflix drama f1 thingis steve super gt correct?
