SERIE A ROUND 35>Friday 1st May 202620:45 Pisa - Lecce>Saturday 2nd May 202615:00 Udinese - Torino18:00 Como - Napoli20:45 Atalanta - FC Genoa>Sunday 3rd May 202612:30 Bologna - Cagliari15:00 US Sassuolo - AC Bbilan18:00 Juventus - Hellas Verona FC20:45 Inter - Parma>Monday 4th May 202618:30 Cremonese - S.S. Lazio20:45 AS Roma - FiorentinaReminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, install more wiretaps, enjoy Mobile Suit Gundam and stay Hurdy-gurdypilledPrevious: >>154407625
>stiller>nose so fucked hes semi-immune to getting elbowed in the facedo we rate him frasalso negru
negru
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>Shev and Inzaghireal dupla was Shev and Kaká (GOAT) he himself say so
>>154437383I’ve watched a couple Stuttgart games, he’s not a bad player but he’s basically a worse Locatelli
>Simone Inzaghi to GdS: “What favors: it’s us who were penalized by the referees! Well done Chivu: I knew it was the right choice. Our victories against Bayern and Barça more important than the trophies won. If we had won the Champions in June, I would have stayed”
I stand with D4vd
Statute of limonetation
>>154437383Ugly DNA, will fit right in
I can't believe Belgio actually won
>>154443205>Belgio actually wonWtf Kalulu is gonna turn into suede shoes
>>154437817kek
mornin' chaps, where's rocchi?
>>154443645Meeting with absolutely nobody but this nobody is telling him to pick referees that sfinter prefers
>>154442748the cheerleading will continue until the facts are cardboard-boxed
>Arbitropoli, today Andrea Gervasoni to the prosecutor to answer for the sports fraud in complicity. Gianluca Rocchi stays home. Witnesses admit the match-fixing on the whistles «pleasing» to Inter.
grim
>>154443852Lewa you're 40 brother you can't be doing TikTok dances and Naruto poses
>>154443880i bet he can do it better in a Jj shirt
>>154443880most worrying thing about him is the unexpected shapeshifting into Paolo Sorrentinoif he starts talking about hands of God and revolving around Toni Servillo, it's over
>>154443982He'd unironically be doing group celebrations with McKennie, Thuram, Kalulu and David if he's on the pitch
>>154444005well first off if hes on the pitch, d*vid wont be which is a good thingsecondly goal celebrstion mean he scored which would be greatso i dont see the problem
>>154444047Hey, I'm not saying group celebrations are a bad thing, I love those
>>154444056i think group celebrations should be punished but if thats what it takes for the team to win im willing to accept that concession for someone like Lewa
>midfield duo consisting of Douglas Luiz - ArthurMah boi Sbalett can do it
>>154444071>i think group celebrations should be punishedBut why
>>154444090>midfield trio consisting of Giocatelli Toenails and Fra(ttesi)everyone could do it>>154444092it's a ngubu sleaze thing
>>154444092They remind him of the exuberant group celebrations in his momma's bedroom
almost May more tummies expected
Just read a Garcia rumor, a man can dream
100000000000% guaranteed Allegri liked this bvll post
Belgium has the worst footy takes ever, im sorry
Could the investigation into refereeing decisions that suspiciously favoured Inter have begun as follows: the Guardia di Finanza was monitoring money flows involving LionRock Capital and the Cayman Islands, then found itself moving on to the stadium issue, only to realise in the end that the fraud was far more widespread and was also taking place at a sporting level, involving suspicious financial transactions within the refereeing world, always with the approval of those who went to Lissone every second month to dispense lessons in managerial virtue?
Post-Ternana loan Adzic will fix /serieaineurope/ results and ranking
>Repubblica: The Milan Public Prosecutor’s Office is scrutinising the relationships between Rocchi, individual referees and the Club Referee Managers.
Posizioni nella classifica degli xPTS per la Serie A 2025/26, prima e dopo il cambio dell'allenatore:- Juve: 8ª - 2ª- Genoa: 14ª - 12ª- Fiorentina: 17ª - 8ª- Atalanta: 4ª - 5ª- Pisa: 16ª - 19ª- Verona: 13ª - 17ª- Torino: 12ª - 7ª- Cremonese: 20ª - 16ªWell well well
>>154445060that's not how it works mongoTudor was -2 from Inter and now Spalletti is -36
>Criscitiello: "Italian football is in Marotta's hands; he's the most powerful figure. Juventus are weak, Milan are weak. The investigation won't stop at Rocchi and Gervasoni; there are much bigger names involved."
pretty sure it doesn't take 3 hours to ask about one single serie b match
Olivia Rodrigo tour dates are up
>>154445365Marotta is like the dream of every football director, you can run your team like a special needs daycare spending 40M for the likes of Nkunku and Openda and still get away with it unscathed because of Sfinter. If he goes nothing will stop people from having to face the facts Italy has the worst football directors in Europe.
We ask to ask ourselves, is really calcio being turned into a laughing stockand being destined to international irrevelance (as well as never winning/possibly participating to another wc) a price too high to pay to let sfinter win more scudetti di cartone?
>An Albanian-born executive at financial institution JP Morgan has been accused of using her power to sexually harass and abuse a young male employee
i don't fucking care about italian football, it’s every man for himself nowsfinter to prima categoria calabria
Inter-Roma, no audio is missing: the Prosecutor's Office finds nothing thereFor Corriere della Sera, there's no confirmation either on the "mind your own business" or on the absence of the audio. "As of today, Inter-Roma is not a subject of the investigation."
>>154445431tbf the midtable clubs have a pretty decent hit rate (one reason for all the forners in the league) but then you get to the bigs and it’s a fucking circus. Even the cracks are starting to show with Atalanta.
>>154445514>sfinter to prima categoria calabriaA demotion that should be adopted every ten years by default, so that perhaps one day this scum club and its fanbase will learn to win something on their own
>>154442748yesterday Facchetti's daughtertoday Limone Inzaghi, whom Gazzetta has been throwing mud at by the bucketful since he fled to Saudi Arabiasomeone's shitting bricks
>>154443205No more half-breed ngubus are gonna get made for the German Manschaft.
>Former referee Minelli: "I filed a complaint two years ago. I hope the Rome Public Prosecutor’s Office will take action. This behaviour could affect the league table. The sports disciplinary body has always refused to get to the bottom of it, I’m pinning my hopes on the ordinary courts. Suggestions to manipulate VAR? People in the football world have known about it for a long time."
Y/N?
>>154446035>1 italianHard no
>>154445806Add to the list
https://x.com/juventusfc/status/2049821076235112615Wow not just a cheater but also a racist, >we should strip him of the captaincy and sell him asap to avoid any more pr issues
bbilansukichads...
>>154446258Wait this is official and not some deviantart shit?
https://x.com/play_efootball/status/2049708505654046982*inhales*HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
yes when is sampdoria coming back
>>154446485What the FUCK did they mean by this
>>154446497the gravinoid is no more so it's going to take a different kind of long term refball to revive them
>>154446485Holy sovl
>>154445427And the media circus around the new album is getting started with magazine interviews and SNL hosting gigs.Thoughts on the boobjob allegations?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJPu1spHqfkFrom the twisted mind of Zach Cregger, director of Weapons and Barbarian, a new era of evil arrives. The new teaser trailer for Resident Evil is up.
>>154446682Speaking of Grace's series, a new dlc/minigame might come out in the next few days.Hopefully it's the mercenaries mode
>>154446682>iPhones in 1998
>>154446614I think she just grew up lel Gonna try my hardest to grab a ticker for any EU date
>Gervasoni's lawyer is named Ducci
Does your country observe international communism day tomorrow?
Business idea: this pic but even longer and thiccer legs
>>154445560the few good directors that exist like Sogliano, Corvino and Sartori would be treated like rabid dogs if they moved to a top club and demanded 3 years to build a team by the club fans themselves.
>>154446735I bet that even though he's made of more than one Duccio, at least he doesn't clutter up the threads with low t goyslop
This, post more high t goyslop with strong naked men please
>>154446790Yeah, I dye my hair funny, dress up as a better person as a cathartic act against everybody else and forget all the demoralizing oppression inflicted by the global wandering jewry that goes on the rest of the year.No wait, that's Carnival
>>154446790communism day is lowkey based
kek
>>154446968jej
>>154446699Definitely Mercenaries, we're probably getting like Wrenwood, Eastern Raccoon City, Care Center and Umbrella Lab or something. I hope we get a later DLC with either more Grace or some Alyssa because the survival horror parts were so good.
>>154446993I can see a Grace Must Die mode down the line
>>154447081Didn't think of that, would be pretty nice. Honestly as I started replaying the game it felt a bit undercooked in some portions (or at least it's stuff that really gets you on your first playthrough but starts dragging on as time goes on), really hope that the DLCs fill some blanks because otherwise the game's great. Bit scared that they won't use Grace anymore after this tbqh, if anything I can imagine maybe an Alyssa DLC, hopefully I'll be wrong down the line.
>>154447138Her story is pretty much over and that's a good thing. There's no reason to bring her back when you still have Jill, Chris, Claire, Rebecca and maybe even Jake Muller available for REX
>>154447171Claire not being mentioned in the game is still insane to me lel, you'd think Sherry and Leon got brainwashed or something.
With audio: https://x.com/vi_dico/status/2049836278493958398
>>154446567grim :(
Crysencio Jilbert Sylverio Cirro Summerville referenced
>>154447336even grimmer (for bbilanisti) when you realise Gila's agent has spent the past few days twerking for Lazio and specifically Sarri since lotito offered Marione a new contract
>Fabrizio Romano: /epl/ are considering utilizing their option to buy twinkazzo in the upcoming summer window. He is currently on loan from /seriea/ since January with an option to buy for 3.6 million (You)’s.
>>154447415Honestly surprised Madrid just haven’t tried to buy him out, El Deán has been shite and Rudiger/Militao are injured all the time. Hype culture in footy has gotten so bad to the point where big clubs don’t do boring solid signings anymore, Flo is somehow having to learn the galacticos lesson a second time.
I'm starting to get a bit worried about Yildiz's knee, still only partially training with the group
>Bremers’ Amazonian jungle witch doctor successfully swapped Bremers knee with Yildiz knee in a ritual ahead of the World CupO’Hexa secured
Heroes of Might and Magic: Olden Era is up
No era
New blasphemies are up
Seems like cleavage took a decisive lead over tummy today. Must be a commie thing
>>154447786right, left, left
What is the crazy things only Khephren Thuram can do?
Comolli sacked and replaced with Lorna Hajdini
>>154447806You saw those oven dodger pics too didn't you
>>154447786I see on the right one that Pedri seems to have played at Jj, must have been under Pirlo!
>>154447786Contemplate how aesthetic Juve kits were before they turned into jJ
>big ass JEEEEEP written on the shirt>aesthetic
>>154447786i saw a ghost that looked like the guy with thuram once
Tamoil raters where we at
Damien Tamolli
>hating pinkThat usually stops after you're done with elementary school
Bro really saw the colour pink being mentioned and his mind instantly went to gay sex instead of the loving, tight and warm embrace of pusy :skull:
>>154448328Many such chud cases!
it just looks shit on 90% of men, yourself included
>>154448393Clean your room and lose some weight chud
shitter is that way mongo
Uh oh the med student is mad mad
I'd vote
Chiara Pogba
>>154448456It's like Elodie, Anna Gimbrere and Kristin Kreuk had a child
Half-time Shevaposting (no one's watching the meme matches I just wanted to post this)
>>154448596Which matches? Oh God don't tell me jJ is playing again
>>154448456well slap my arse and call my a boar
Well clap my stomp and take all the blame
>>154448605Closest thing there is to Jj playing is Savona being out with an injury for Forest and Douglas L*iz on the bench for Villa, so all good
>>154448638Let's not forget the Jean-Philippe Mateta arc in the last mercato (or was it the one before?)Or Strasbourg having a player literally called "Godo"Pau Torres also was a Jj target in a galaxy far away
>>154448596Sheva mod that replaces Grace when
>Arda Turan is Shakhtar’s coach???????????????
Jean-Beppe Marota
>>154448706Tudor if he still had hair
Arda Thuram
>>154448706who better to coach a team that's now used to live under the bombs than a cockroach?
>>154448697Best I can find.https://www.nexusmods.com/residentevilrequiem/mods/1421
>>154448732>that tummySEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
New Golmud looking stunning
>>154448749Might install it too, this shit looks good
>>154443852It's really funny how all the memorable Naruto stuff is from literally the first saga. Everything after is so fucking forgettable
>>154444779>vocabulary: 100>eloquence: 0
>>154448802The Pain arc was peak tho after that it sucked ass
>>154448764isnt a tribal or whatever outfit very un resident evil ?is this why the fallout mods pages are filled with weird shit?
>>154448822The arcs between the start and the pain arc were too boring, I never got to it.>open first page>author: "thank you for supporting naruto for 2 years!">read>nothing's happening>still studying at the shitass village for the spirit ball>nothing new>holy shit he's still there>author: "thank you for supporting naruto for 4 years!"shit was surreal
>>154448848You mean the game series where you get to play as a chunk of tofu? Anyway nah for the game the original skin is from it makes sense (said game also had pic related)
What is the "Chris Redfield Punching A Boulder" equivalent in Serie A?
>>154448867The Sasori arc was gud and so was the rain village one (forgot its name). The 'filler' arcs were ok for as long as they didn't entirely focus on the edgelords clan
>>154448912Inter playing with chinese names on their kits
>>154448912THAT de Ligt tackle
>>154448912
>>154448971This is the closest thing there is to that boulder punch
I can't even get the time of day I don't know how I ever did it in the past eventually you become too old
>>154449005and pop goes the weasel
>>154449008what did anon mean by this
Dove s cada la palla Dove s cada la pallahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTVjHk1SpJI
>>154449005Some say that his transition fantasies began hereAll we know is, he's called de Ligt
>>154449085Lmao, this is the kind of comedy gold AI will never be able to take away from us
Goodnight tummybros
Simonelli and De Siervo might be somehow more retarded than Gravina, Italian footie would be in better hands if you picked random dudes off the street
>>154449390what did they do this time? more iracy statements?
>Gabriel Jesus to bbilanLoleLmao
It's like they don't even want to break their #9 curse lole
>>154448990why are you so interested in a QTE from an ancient game
>>154448944CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154449390>Italian footie would be in better hands if you picked random dudes off the streetBetter to avoid the streets near chapiteaux, lest another batch of sfinterfags turn up from there
>PS5 on the floorGrim
>>154449452Is that Zingarova and why is he wearing shoes indoors
>>154449467manlet cope
>Napoli for Kerim Alajbegović is moving with more determination and has also presented its own project to the player on how he would be utilized and has made contact with his entourage, it's still early but he's a name to keep an eye on. [Watford Fan Fabrizio]
>tfw just heard CUM26 official songdead sport
>>154449452Boga and Thuram in the frontKelly texting on the leftOpenda, Yildiz and mystery negru in blue in the middle-backZingarova, Muttuidi, other mystery negru
>>154449523Couldn't recognize Kelly at first, the one in blue seems to be David but I legit have no idea of who the one next to McBurger is, can't be Kalulu right
I bet Boga doesn't have a GTA IV plat
>>154449538Cabal maybe
Just remembered David and Cabal>>154449538Yeah, Kelly low-key has pretty broad shoulders but comparitvely skinny arms so thought it was him.>>154449549The Crew Motorfest plat, feasible or nah?
>>154449560Why would you expose yourself to Motorfest
>>154449560Looks like so, but can you stomach Motorfest? kek
>>154449596Those countries look all but low if you catch my drift
>>154449596This but with a Jj shirt
>>154449596I'd bury a friend between those mountains if you see what I'm just saying
>>154449596>tiktok lipsPass
real discord hours
how would you know what discord is like
Mom! Moooooom!! This club's fanbase isn't as dead as my club's therefore it's a discord raid!
Sleep tight /serieunfixable/
I might explode if Inter doesn't die today>>154448328So jj are not gay, but rather pussies?
i'd like to go visit bologna for a couple of days with my mom in september. we like to walk, visit museums & cultural and architectural landmarks and eat & drink welldo you think bologna is a good idea. firenze i would also like.i dont speak italian but my mom speaks italian from learning it in evening school and we've been to italy before and she did pretty good conversing in italian
>>154450393bologna is commie central: full of leftwing tards (not the arthoe type anymore), drug addicts and all sorts of "imports" with a strange idea of civilisation. plus, there's a local council that doesn’t know what to make of tourismavoid like the plague
this, visit the merd student's beloved city of milan full of maranza and retarded broke ass libs
Whar if prosper obah and gift orban link up
>>154444215I see a nipple...
>>154444245>rudi José Garcia is a French professional football manager and former player who is currently the head coach of the Belgian national team.
>>154456530Genuinely thought it was still Domenico Tedesco that was in charge of Belgium. But apparently he went to the Süper Lig and already was fired there lole
>>154450393every other major city in emilia romagna is better than bofognafar better if you go just a little more north there is Padova, much more worth that all of the previous mentions
>>154446614Yes, sports Right?
>Milan getting linked to fucking Gabriel JesusSomebody's head needs to roll
>>154457067who invited you here ninja?
>There have been numerous telephone wiretaps targeting Gianluca Rocchi and Andrea Gervasoni in place for over a year. A key point in these conversations is said to date back to 2 April 2025, the day of a meeting at San Siro, during which Rocchi is reported to have mentioned Giorgio Schenone, the current Inter executive responsible for relations with referees and a former linesman described as one of Rocchi’s favourites during his playing career. According to the documents, Rocchi is said to have spoken of referees favoured or unfavoured by the Nerazzurri club, suggesting that the selections of Andrea Colombo for the Bologna v Inter match and Daniele Doveri for the Coppa Italia semi-final were influenced by Schenone’s opinion. >In particular, Doveri’s appointment was allegedly arranged to ‘shield’ him and prevent his presence in a potential final, as he was not favoured by the Nerazzurri management. The newspaper emphasises that these long-standing relationships represent “ties that still bind referees and clubs today”, refuting media reports that denied the existence of wiretaps and confirming that Public Prosecutor Ascione’s investigation aims to shed light on a system of favouritism that allegedly altered the course of the league and Coppa Italia.
He gets to post whatever nonsense he likes, including hardcore pornography cause he's a moderator and a stupid bitch
>>154457174shit's fucked for the negrazzurri yo
>>154457174Serie B or straight to Serie D?
>>154457174imagine rigging so you can win the lamest cup competition in Europe
>>154457282to make sure they don't infect italian football any more with any more il bare, il basto, il dimash, acerbi's celebration of theirs i'd say prima categoria calabria
>Printer demoted to Serie D and file for bankruptcy >Milan get San Siro for themselves>Plan to blow up the San Siro cancelled>Gerry has to renovate insteadA fairy tale ending
Milan get to rent San Siro for themselves*
Just two more 1000 gerrybux track suits
>>154457500asci da sto bare!me sto a senti maleasci fuori!
>>154457653Gerry is always 5 steps ahead
>>154457687Bbilan full of joggers not doubt
*tricks you into buying gerry's overpriced shirts*
>>154457703jJ will overtake the jogger first place thanks to comolli
Kelly would make an excellent substitute teacher (also Duccio was right, it was indeed Cabal)
>>154457835>Allegri’s new signing is already in MilanAhead of schedule
>>154457845Cabal looks like he just signed a contract with Death Row Records
Omerd
Amplifico mufa
>>154456571Super lig and Brasilerao are probably some of the top flight leagues with the most Zamparini tier patience towards managers
>>154457174how many more failed World Cup qualifiers must Italy put up with just to keep these crippled, mentally challenged parasites afloat?
>>154448971>Medics already preparing a stretcher in the background
>>154449390>>154449403https://x.com/CalcioFinanza/status/2049842306593730839?s=20>Simonelli: «Usciremo dalla crisi solo se con Serie A e politica dalla stessa parte. Stranieri? Problema dalle giovanili: gli allenatori vogliono vincere e prendono giocatori più forti fisicamente. E un 14enne ghanese è più prestante di un 14enne calabrese»
>>154457845I didn't know Yildiz was this tall woah
>>154458030wtf does this mean
>mmmmm we no likey this ref is there any chance you can appoint someone else>we'll look into that! >WOAH SEE THEY CHEATED OKAY THEY ASKED IF THEY COULD CHANGE THE REFEREE THATS TOTALLY CHEATING MKAY FREE FREE PALESTINE AND OTHER CRAP MKAY
sf*nterism is a mental condition
>>154457745Cazzetta editors running this story for the 29th time to distract from the Rocchi files
>>154458337At least when Jj bought the refs calcio wasn't agonizing in a ditch
who bumping that new Nu Genea
Nu Legea
Nugro
Amatriciana or Gricia?
AC Milan
>Mattia De Sciglio:>“After I spoke out for Albanians, Juventus didn’t let me play anymore.”wow this is very concerning
>>154459079>>“After I spoke out for AlbaniansWhat did /seriea/ miss lol
>Serie A is just a Yugoslav proxy war
>>154459079How De Sciglio made it as a pro is one of life's great mysteries.
all right fras, let's says this sfinter shitfest blows out and the club is condemned, punished, sent to b, etc., etc.what happens next? who picks the referees for next season? is it bbilan's turn?
>>154459156Beared of Schio will solve it
>Barcelona signed Olivia RodrigoOur response(s) calciosisters??!!?
>>154459156there would be a total takeover designed by politics from Rome, with outsiders taking control of appointments and everything else as a sort of special receivership, ignoring the childish whining of the corrupt fuckos at UEFA. which would mean more rigori paa riomma e paa lazzie I think.
it's serie B time bitches
>>154459156Malago is going to give at least one title to Riomma, but don't worry he likes jewe too so it's back to the same old thefts after that.
Juve's kurp
Why are gamers such s0yb0ys
Pligmata
>>154459382You just know he raped her to death and is going to do the same with his new daughter
It's going to be Rocchi himself who will have the final say, under pressure from the prosecutors who will pester him for a full account of everything in exchange for a lenient sentence. And someone must have told him something at the right time because he himself, with that weird statement made on 30 December ("If anyone doesn’t believe in our good faith, I’ll leave tomorrow morning. No half measures"), had let something slip.It'd also explain the meeting at San Siro, out of fear of being wiretapped.
Monarch Legacy of Interbros season finale is up and it's kino
>>154459079So MY club hates Albanians? Didn't think I could love it more but here we are
>>154459382>>154459428when did /seriea/ become so edgy
>>154459681Anon it's the same dude who's been posting this stuff for like two years, you are getting one guy'd
how would you feel about Aquilani becoming a top manager?
>>154459720>falling for schizos personality #4 replying to his personalities #2 and #3Kek
>>154459428Thiagotta reference
>>154459801My /seriea/ schizo spreadsheet-trained AI only perceived a 34% possibility of it being the case
>>154459156nato instructor
>>154459219to be fair Riomma and Lazzie were always purged by big clubs mafia schemesi wouldnt mind for them to go one up after decades of abuse
>>154459959Lazio deserves it for all the cunny lovers
>>154459959Er Palazzo has really been onto them all along innit
chud rocchi gang makes the bbilansissies shakes
Theopisti sisters we will have a job this summer
Dark Rocchi Gang
Theopisti Locatelli
