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Young Gary Garytime edition
>>154440200
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First for predict the OT winner
>Sergachev
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>>154442217
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Someone tell me who this Gary nigger is I’m sick of the memes and getting pissed. Just tel me
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>>154442217
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>making threads FOR FREE in this economy
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>>154442232
Read the OP image, you dunce
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>>154442246
He was commissioner? Like Roger gorddel?
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>>154442217
Remember when players spoke out against gary when he first showed up and suddenly they all fell in line? Weird.
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knights tied with the mammoth bros overtime soon
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i remember when slopdown got cancelled
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Gary has been feeding us a steady diet of ploff Gary Times
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>>154442272
SWEET! Thanks Gary! GREAT SCRIPT!
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>>154442255
>was
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>>154442255
Is, present tense
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My penguins ):
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What really annoys me is that these faggot has-and-never-has-been faggots get 20 minutes of talking head time for every fucking intermission.
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>Rogerito Gordita
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Lady Godiva
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>>154442292
I hope he has the balls to go to at least double OT tonight. He's been wrapping it up early all ploffs so far.
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This could have been the yotes. if they make it to the stanlee they should were the yotes sweaters
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Holy Reddit
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
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we protected tempe
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Theodore should go for another goal
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>>154442339
Yes, a nice long multiple Gary Time would be a delight
>marketing bucks for this season have to be through the roof, Gary. What are you gonna do with all the cash?
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Imagine if Gary was your uncle.
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>>154442352
They call them that there? i'll be damned
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I will say 10 hail garys in hopes of quadruple OT
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>>154442373
Thats not gary
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>>154442368
Gary is /hoc/'s spiritual leader and chief advisor
>like the Pope, but for ice hockey
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>>154442378
Must have been a good one
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>>154442206
this is why I'm so jealous of east coast fans. I dream of the day I can start watching a hockey game at 10pm.
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>>154442368
Actually, Bob is.
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>>154442410
you're literally me leaf bro
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>>154442402
Rare Gare image
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>>154442410
This is like those people that live in the desert crying about not knowing what a 4 foot blizzard is like.
It's shit.
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>>154442422
We’re not so different out here on the Western frontier.
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reffie has an ice pick....
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>>154442416
he's not rich and powerful like Gary is.
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>tfw my team didn't make the playoffs

maybe next year
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>>154442396
I forgot about the guardian project
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>>154442416
Wait, Rob Manfred?
>Bob's a drunk and shitty CEO
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>>154442455
You should check out the CFL. 8 out of 9 teams make the playoffs.
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>>154442449
He'll make you his bitch.
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AYYYY
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>>154442455
lol look at that little monkey. he wants to be part of the pool party
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>>154442466
that's retarded why even have a regular season LMAO
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>>154442466
Literally what is the point of playing the regular season
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>>154442481
>why sell thousands in tickets and jerseys and concessions?
Retard.
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>>154442466
based CFL everyone is a winner
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>>154442466
Preseason starts May 18th
>go Stampies
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>>154442490
You think I'd go to a regular season game if I knew it don't mean anything dipshit?
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Why did the Oilers and then the Krakens get rid of this Tojomoto kid?
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Why isn't anyone up watching this game?
>>
Ahem... Farter shart, that is all
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it's gotta be crouse or guenther... cooley and keller just don't have it
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>watch my newest intense playoff rivalry, goym
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>>154442518
I would care more if Utah had a better name and color scheme
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>>154442505
Cap space for the Oilers
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>>154442522
Hertl scores in 3OT diggies cunferm
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>>154442529
The Mammoths is an awesome name
>>
RIGHT IN DAAAAAAAAA FACE! Based skaters aiming for goalies heads more often this year! Great product gary!
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Comfy ice scrape time.
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>>154442505
The amount his qualifying offer kept going up was too much for the oilers. It wasnt worth having to qualify him at like 3 million bucks. He's veen playing for league minimum in seattle and utah.
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>>154442504
>I
No one cares about (You). Hundreds, if not thousands, of idiots flood to sports games every day. But, yeah, you have them all fooled. You big brained fella, you.
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>>154442529
all the good team names are taken so it's impossible to come up with good ones.
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>>154442538
its like when kids make their own team in a video game. its lame, same with the trash kraken
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Utah Lions of the lord. Utah soakers. its that easy gary
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>>154442481
>>154442482
New rule they tried to sneak in on draft day. The commissioner says he got the inspiration from curling.
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>>154442552
Plus he had arbitration rights so they couldn't squeeze him so they sent him to Detroit to get bought out
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>>154442518
Stinks like newfag in here. Thread is all out of whack.
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>>154442558
There are thousands of perfectly good bird names to use but the NHL only has two.
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>>154442538
>the Utah Yeti
what could have been -_-
sad, sad when people break nice things and act an ass
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>>154442581
Utah blue footed boobies
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my captchas have had a suspicious amount of 6 pointed stars in them...
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>>154442518
trb's spamming made everyone leave
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>>154442581
it has to be winter related. Bird names belong in baseball due to spring weather.
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great dive
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Oh, look, wow. A garypenalty in garytime in the garyoffs. what a gary.
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>>154442576
Are they ever gonna announce a 10th team??
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>>154442597
what about owls
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>icing on the pp
kwab
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PP ICING!
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Mammoth actually suck ass
>dump puck
>lose battle
>repeat
Get these bums off the ice.
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>>154442588
worse is Kraken. Could've been Seattle Sockeye but someone else owns that name.
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SSSSSSSCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
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>>154442597
Utah Snow Owls
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hertl SUCKS
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>>154442607
I can't see that working for hockey.
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Utah Chickadee would have been a good choice
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Bad cross check kek
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kek, based rebound by crouse. fucker came out of nowhere.
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lmao!
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>>154442605
imagine caring about these 2 meme teams lmao
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>the Utah Pelicans

>the Utah Seagulls

>the Utah Peregrines
All three are endemic to Utah
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>>154442623
Should have been the Seattle Squatch and then they could have used the Sonics mascot
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>>154442623
>Seattle Sockeye
What could have been
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CROSS CHECK TO THHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA FAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! FUCK BOTH THESE TEAMS! HOPE THEY BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA EACH OTHER.
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>embellishment
>>
Just turned it on why is a soft softpusy lying on the ice
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>>154442638
There’s nothing wrong with enjoying the NHL product.
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both these teams look like garbage
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Save the Knights, GARY
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>>154442634
EMBELLISHMENT LOL
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>>154442627
>the Utah Owls
I love that idea
>>154442643
way better than these
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>>154442631
you sure about that
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>pretty clear to us but these are vegas "fans"

Damn, TNT is spitting fire
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>ref has to explain the situation
its a high stick vegass, not that complicated
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>vegass "fans" had no idea the goal didn't count
to the surprise of no one
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whos winning
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SSSCCCAAAARRRRR
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>>154442663
team names need to be menacing and violent. That thing looks like a pet you'd keep at home.
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>these are vegas fans
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>>154442638
>raped retard doesn't realize this is the same as watching Bret Hart vs Shawn Michaels, or The Rock vs Triple H, or Goldberg vs Lesnar
kek. raped bitch.
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love matching minors
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>>154442675
owls are some of the best stealth predators around. if you were a field mouse you would be shitting your pants
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MARNER
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playoff marner continues
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>>154442656
Yeah they are trash.
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Chickadee is the best winter bird. they are survivors
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>>154442675
It's a predatory raptor bird
just as fucking dangerous as a hawk or a falcon
Owls are fuckking spooky and bad ass
>
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Was Marner even trying
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SSSSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
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>the St Paul Wilderness Experience

How are the Penguins menacing or violent??
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>>154442689
>>
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>>154442691
shut the fuck up trb
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Vegas deserves to win because they have the louder fans in the arena.
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>>154442701
have you ever been a mackerel
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What kind of gay shit do you suppose gary has in store for the 10th anniversary of the golden showers next fall?
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>>154442623
>>154442645
xheattle dickgirls
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>>154442713
relocation to Arizona
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there was a called back goal?
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>>154442704
go to bed, man-child
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>>154442713
>It's already been a decade
christ
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>>154442707
Bitch, please. There are more laffs fans in that building right now, than golden showers fans.
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Can we just move the ducks already
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I don't think I've ever seen Marner scoring a goal.
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>>154442717
nah, whistle before the shot
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Should have been the Utah Reggae
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>>154442707
Vegas deserves to lose due to shit arena music.
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WHO WANTS IT LESS?
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>>154442733
Everyone has that music though...
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2OT GIVE IT UP FOR 2OT
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>>154442732
The movie BASEketball told me that music isn't allowed in Utah though.
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oh lawd double gary time
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yeah i'm going to bed
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>>154442730
My marner this morning was liquid and VERY stinky.
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MORE GARYTISEMENTS
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When does gary start charging the fans in attendance for extra periods?
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>>154442752
This pleases gary
>>
this is so comfy
hopefully it goes to 3
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just 2oted and it smells
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>team names that should be in the NHL
>Polar Bears
>Seals
>Walrus
>Arctic Fox
>Snow Wolves
>Moose
>Caribou
>Narwhal
>Beluga
>Ermine

The Canadian Goose? easily the most menacing avian we have available
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Are we in Real Pacific Hours?
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>>154442759
not for another hour
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>>154442759
PAC-8 after dark
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>>154442759
Real New Zealand Hours
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listening to bully again
>>
poo
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The Alaskan kusthaaka. call me gary I have more great ideas like this one
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I hope this goes to 4OT and the wagies seethe
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>>154442758
>Polar Bears
already taken.
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why does marner always drag his ass in the playoffs
it was the same shit when he was on the leafs
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>>154442769
>wagies seethe
based, fuck them
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>>154442770
yeah, by the ECHL
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>>154442765
that music made by that anti-semtic rapper? I'm not into that kind of stuff.
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>>154442769
>implying I gives a fuck if i am drunk for work tomorrow
kek
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>>154442771
He doesn't get paid for the playoffs. It has always been about the money for him.
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Gary... I'm tired, I want to sleep
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Why is this loser talking
>>
riveting stuff on the panel
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>>154442217
I didn’t realize he was our commissioner for life
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>>154442771
That breakaway was amazing. Marner COMPLETELY ALONE.... and he just shoots it weakly at the goalies chest.
>>
>>154442558
Outlaws
Bandits
Marauders
Corsairs
Wraiths
Goliaths
Reavers
Battlecruisers
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>>154442790
Yeah, he's gonna die in office like the Pope
Or Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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>black never-was talking head puts his foot on the fucking workspace table.
>everyone else is visibly disgusted.
Why the FUCK do they keep employing them?
>>
>>154442798
Sounds like some off brand hockey videogame where they couldn't get rights to real team names.
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>1 game was a scoreless draw for almost 80 minutes
>the other is going to be a 100 minute slugfest
What the fuck
>>
>>154442804
we're over the hump I think
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>>154442804
This answer brought to you by the letter j.
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>>154442804
call ICE
>>
The Gooners
The Rizzlers
The Skibidi
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>>154442809
nah. i sure as fuck am not.
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>>154442804
Maybe they actually want us to be racist. I don't see any other explanation.
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Bruh how fucking long is this break what the helly
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I won't root for the original 6 team vegas. I want the new guys winning.
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It still fucks me up that that's Anson Carter. Never forget the highlight of his career when the Sedins gifted him a 30 spot season.
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
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>>154442769
too many wagies on MY hoc
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>>154442804
They bring in the women viewers
>>
game's back on gooners
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>>154442824
American culture is centered around rape scams and poo. When they say the game starts at 8, it starts at 9. When they say the intermission is 15 minutes, it's actually 25.
>>
>>154442822
Yeah, racism has been kosher for a while now. Almost a whole year?
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SSSSSSSCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR>>154442837
>>
>>154442830
>the Sedins gifted him a 30 spot season.
My 6-year-old nephew could score 30 goals on a line with the prime Sedin sisters.
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i don't like sergachud's tape job
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>>154442837
I gooned for the 2nd and 3rd and now that's less than half the game.
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>>154442839
Congratulations on your U18 win over the US.
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I have a Stanley cup collection
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>>154442854
Was that in quarter final or group stage
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>double garytime scarfags when I'm sleepy and cranky
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>>154442839
As long as it pisses off Yuropoors like you I hope it starts two hours later.
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>>154442854
Commiserations on your U18 loss to Sweden. But I guess you're accustomed to losing now.
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Knights are fuckin garbage and the mammoth are too young and panicky

This game is a slurper.
>>
UTAH SSSSSSSCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRERRRRR
>>
People want to talk shit on Silovs but I think he's a great goalie. I watched him in the minors last season on Abbotsford live 4 games and thought he was great. Definitely better than Ingram and Kokko
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>canacuck suddenly watch to switch gears over to amateur sports since both cucknadian teams are on the verge of elimination
kek
>>
>>154442868
Facts, but I'm still invested because Vegass needs to lose
>>
>>154442862
I don't watch this shit
>>
EICHEL SSSCCAAAARRRRR
>>
utah lost the doan trade
>>
how is it vegas can simultaneously be so soulless yet soulful
>>
oh great, the mildcuck is here
>>
HOWDEN SSSSCCCCAAAAARRRRR
>>
Carter sharts it with his toe
>>
>>154442881
>yet soulful
where
>>
>>154442881
the power of american tackiness
>>
SCCAAAAAR!
Shorty!
>>
TRB SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>
>>154442875
At least it's over.
>>
Did you know that Kelley Harudey played 4OTs on Easter.
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Utah doesn’t deserve a team.
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>utah did all that bragging after game 3
holy fuck

get soaked bitch
>>
The ghost of Arizona showed up at the worst possible time
>>
>rags
>>
How do you go on the powerplay in overtime and give up a breakaway and then give up a goal, extremely embarrassing
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>playoff OT shorthanded goal
nice
>>
new york rangers legend brett howden
>>
KWAB
>>
With short t-rex hands
>>
>Mormons
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


K W A B
W
A
B

KEK

OH NO NO N ONO NO NO

KNIGHTS WIN BRO'S
>>
Wow. GREAT product gary. SO entertaining. Hope everyone in vegas hits the tables and slots after this slopper.
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Hell of a shot
>>
clubbies would've won
>>
MARNER ON ICE FOR GOAL
APOLOGIZE
>>
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BRETT HOWDEN GETS AN OT GAME WINNER IN HIS 2ND STRAIGHT GAME 5 ROUND 1
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ogretime
>>
>>154442905
Degenerates can't stop winning
>>
>>
>>154442898
>pass
>pass
>pass
>dangle
>turnover

>pass
>pass
>dump in
>lose battle
I summarized mammoth offense for you
>>
knighties one game from round 2
stors one game from elimination
>>
total extinction
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>>154442910
UH OH
DANGLE AND TORONTOKEKS "GAME 5 6 7" ARGUMENT IS CRACKING
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>>154442898
By giving the puck away twice. That was embarrassing.
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Shit is all coming together...
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*be's winning in overtime*
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Is he happy now?
Nah, he's seething.
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at least fatslap starts soon so when my team is done pretending they belong in the ploffs I have something to watch
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Now we can discuss what the optimal draft order will be.
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What a shitty night dude. I can't believe I got kicked out of my girls house and got into a big fight because I like sports too much only to watch this disaster class of an ending.
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cavemen with rocks were able to take down mammoths, of course a knight can do the same
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>>154442931
ducks will rape the knights. what a shit bracket
>>
>>154442931
>Tampon Gay
Oh no
>>
>be knights
>win
based
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>>154442941
Analhim sucks ain't doing shit son
>>
stu skinner just lost his home and you're laughing?
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>>154442941
MY knighties will sweep the ducks in 5 and then get swept by the avs kek
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>>154442939
not my problem
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>>154442950
you are blind if you think they suck. maybe learn more about hockey before you post poopeeland
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Yoo
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i'd prefer if the mammies moved on but i can't be that upset over supreme tortellini victory
>>
/hoc/ more like /blog/
SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.
TALK HOCKEY
>>
>>154442939
You can go back to /nfl/ now bozo
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>>154442955
>his favorite team is an expansion team.
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>>154442966
just logged into diablo. knights won btw tranny kwab
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>>154442955
how many games have the won against the ducks this year? was it zero?
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>>154442960
He looks like he would fit well in a wifebeater and a can of pabst in his hand.
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>>154442951
Did he really?
KWAB
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>>154442943
>retard doesn't realize they are winning 2 in a row, because 1993.
kek
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>>154442970
>le regular season!!!!!!!!!!!!
you tell me
>>
>>154442978
its 3-0 ducks, and yes it matters. you really are a knights fan
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>>154442976
They better, but it doesn't look good
>>
shartgod fart
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>>154442979
>a-and yes i-it matters
KWAB maybe on planet retard
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>>154442990
so vegas?
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FAGGOT
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I hate playoff OT when it's my team
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>>154442992
your dogshit team hasn't won a playoff series the entire lifetime of the golden knights kek.
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>>154443012
kek get a cup before you talk about history, idiot
>>
>>154442881
hyperreal baudrillardian distortion zone
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>>154443018
>no relevant cup in decades
KWAB
>>
>>154442959
Maybe gargle my testicle before talking at me goof
>>
>>154443024
all cups are relevant you fair weather vegas turd. maybe win one and find out
>>154443026
wow just great stuff, you think on that one for a few minutes?
>>
>>154442980
retard
>>
two slurpers on the schedule for tomorrow
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>>154443030
>all cups are relevant
maybe for your dad bud
>>
>>154442993
Whenever you see a man in the public eye crossdress. You can almost guarantee it's because he took a deal with the devil for success and thr humiliation is part of the deal.

My guess is that's how you get away with using steroids. They look the other way.
>>
>>154443044
we're watching the celtics game
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>>154443048
it's only been 20 years lil zoomie. Knights have been playing for half that and still have nothing
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>>154442969
SAME BESTIE
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>>154443060
you're brown bud kek
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>>154443077
ah the poo defense, way to out yourself. I'm whiter and further north than you. I'm just better
>>
>>154443065
based what class ya playin bud
>>154443080
no habla espanol bud sorry :(
>>
>>154443081
>espanol
where?
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>>154443060
>>154443030
THIS is the guy posting wholesome chungus duck drum webms? embarrassing show fella
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Based ducks fan shitting on gayass kikes fans.
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>>154443083
you tell me
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>>154443085
nope I just like the ducks as well
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Eeek
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>>154443081
nice try
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>>154443081
I'm doing a paladin with spinning hammers
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>>154443091
nice one jeet
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oof!
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>>154443097
cool. i'm playan a warlock and am just freshly 70 and trying out how to get stonk kek.
>>154443101
we don't sign our posts here bud kek
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>>154443112
wildly unfunny
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>>154443113
ya mad huh kek
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>>154443112
You got spanked anon. Give up its just sad
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>Knights, Oilers, Ducks
>Kopitar retired
>Desperately need a full rebuild
Truly the darkest timeline. At least we're not Canadian
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Hockey Twitter seething hard
Somehow calling this refpuck when VGK scores on the Mammoth PP lmao
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>>154443118
we don't samefag here bud.
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>>154443125
imagine
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>>154443129
not reading all that. happy for u tho. or sorry that happened
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imagine all the stinky locker room dick after a double OT game
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>>154443144
that meme is older than you
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Come home sweet prince
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>>154443146
I heard they get pizza.
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>>154443146
What did your parents say when you told them you were gay?
>"We already knew"
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>>154443125
Sorry anon but you are just too stupid to /hoc/ post. Try /nfl/ it will be more your speed.
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>>154443123
Putah has given up a 3rd period lead in every single loss, they have some serious sovl searching to do
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>>154443152
god damn he can hear everything
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>>154443146
and imagine you're a 19yr old rookie being interviewed right next to crosby's jockstrap
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>>154443151
remember when ya shit team went down by 3 goals in the first period to a beaten down oilers kek
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>>154443169
>remember a game form yesterday
obviously and kek is not a period.
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>>154443170
>thinly veiled "shrink the game" post
and why do you care? the average sharks girlie has contributed more to gary's economy than you have in your entire boomer life
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>>154443182
>calls out grammar
>doesn't even start a sentence with a capital letter
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>>154443192
no, he has ended most his posts with kek you retard.
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>>154443182
gonna blow it bud kwab. just like ya shit team has for the past decade plus
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>>154443170
If this is mockery, you are dumb as fuck because I guarantee you there are obscure rules that you don't know either. Go take a referees' exam and you'll miss questions
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Why is the Riganigga butthurt? Too much toxicity
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>>154443195
you post like a poo that is aping /hoc/ lingo. no more (you)s for you. enjoy never winning a cup
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God, did it suck being in that building when that goal went in. Three hours of tension just exploding into pain.

I really thought they had it during the second half of that third period and the beginning of overtime. I can’t believe they didn’t get anything through.

The end is going sting for a while, but i had so much fun watching this team this year. As a teacher, winters can be really long and demoralizing, and the penguins provided something to look forward to three times a week all year. My mom has also fallen in love with this team over the past few years, and we get to talk during the games and discuss them afterwards. It’s been a wonderful bonding activity.

I love Sid and was so glad to see him have another strong season, but the highlight of the season for me was the emergence of Kindel and Chinakov. Both guys have such high ceilings and I’m optimistic about next year.
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>mammaries
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAUAUAAHAUAUUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
KWAB
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>>154443202
my team won a cup retard kwab
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It's past midnight you kids should be asleep getting ready for first period. This is a millennial board
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knights won lads.
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so did my flyersies
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>>154443283
:)
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exciting games today
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>>154443283
>beating a bum team to escape the first round
Kek. HANG THE BANNER.
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MY Avalanche are gonna win it all. And don't even bother mocking me if they lose, cause I won't be here.
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>>154443296
I enjoyed it :) sorry you lost bozo
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Go to Utah_Hockey
r/Utah_Hockey

44m ago
Fly0strich
What do you guys think about chanting “Stoooooorm Troo-per!” on opponent breakaways?

Like, if you start to see a breakaway happening from the opposing team, everybody just starts chanting “Stooooorm Troo-per! ” to distract them a little bit, while also calling them a terrible aim.

Supposedly, we’re one of the loudest stadiums in existence, so I feel like the crowd might actually have a real effect if we coordinate it.
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>>154443055
>My guess is that's how you get away with using steroids
NHL players all using SARMS. You can just take the ones with a short half-life and quit a week or two before testing to piss it all out + take enclomiphene to keep your balls plump and running to not get shutdown
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>>154442960
What is Sv3rige doing there?
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We are beating ourselves. That’s two games in a row that it was ours and stupid mistakes ended it. We should be going home 4-1, instead we’re down 3-2
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>>154443160
VGK has erased 7 deficits in 5 games.
Utah on suicide watch
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>>154443341
STOP MOCKING SLAF
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>>154443367
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>>154443196
That sheet is explaining day 1 newfag stuff, not what happens if you get scored on with an empty net in regular season OT or why it’s a penalty to cover the puck with your hand on a faceoff
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Bad guys won last night
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>>154443393
Knighties are the good guys
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>>154443393
bad times don't last but bad guys do
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>>154443393
wdym bud the knights won
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Shannon roasted the mammaries in his video lmao
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>>154443445
yeah that shit was funny
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>>154442217
>>154442235
>>154442790
>>154442799
>NBA, NFL and MLB had two different commissioners since 93
>Vatican had 4 different popes during Bettman's tenure
Didn't know it was normal for sports commissioners to have long tenures and I thought Bettman staying this long cause NHL is corrupted or something after seeing FIFA been exposed.
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I worry if Les 'abitahnt and the Bruins end up making it to round 2 because my only hockey fan coworker is a Montreal fan and we might get chirpy at work :[
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>Live Shannon Reaction
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>>154443467
Whoever becomes the next commissioner I hope he forces Flyers to get rid of this degenerate mascot.
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>>154443484
it's ugly as fuck and frankly children hate it
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gary is going to give gritty a dick
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>>154443391
Who cares? Everyone starts somewhere. As long as you grow the game we'll continue to be the best hockey country on earth
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>>154443386
kwabsky
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how long til our nuckies play?
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>>154443504
t. Obese predators fan
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caught up on all the post game, shit posts, and now dead tired
good night /hoc/
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>>154443386
Reminder Habs passed on Hagel, he was at their training camp lmao
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Mammoth choked the 3rd period lead with less than a minute in regulation, then proceeded to choke the game away by giving up a goal while on the pooper play. Sad.
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>Kapanen and Laine not playing
Armia still the best finnish Habs player since Koivu
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>>154442881
Because it's fucking Vegas.
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>want to fall asleep to a 4 hour podcast about the mysteries of antarctica
>the first hour is the retarded host and the guest discussing the reptilians and their esoteric destruction of society
>turn on a pro wrestling podcast instead
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>>154443748
>guys guys listen you all just HAVE to understand how retarded I am I absolutely HAVE to tell you about it right NOW
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>>154443792
>>
One of two teams will be getting eliminated tonight because both aren't going to 7 games.
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>>154443888
both series are ending tonight
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>>154443897
Doubt.
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fuck tampon gay
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>Mild making it past the first round
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looks like the mammies ain't ready yet after all
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lol yinzer trash
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Tampa V Montreal is the best matchup well get all playoffs
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>>154444231
until our canesies vs. whomever they face in the SCF
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>>154444231
Reluctantly, I have to agree. Neither is my home team but it is kind of an exciting bracket to watch and probably the least certain matchup in the yoffs as well
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>>154444244
You don't get to the SCF if you lose the ECF so doubt
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>>154444231
>>154444244
>>154444310
Still hoping we get Buffalo/Montreal in Round 2, because I'd like to see one of those two teams shove it down Randy's throat in the ECF.
>>
Oilers in 7
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There’s too much Gary time these playoffs
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>>154444795
Yeah, MTL/TB and DAL/MIN have been overdoing it a bit.
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>>154444795
>>154444837
>tf
>tp
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>>154444837
I feel bad for anybody who stayed up to watch vegas win
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>>154444795
You can never have too much of a good thing
Like having multiple jerseys
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>>154443748
>wrestling podcasts in 2026
grim
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>>154444872
What are your predictions today, Shannon?
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Pens losing handed me the first loss of my bracket
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>>154444903
Wild
Ducks
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My bracket is in shambles already haha
>>
Humorously enough, the anon that posted the "orange bracket" with the Flyers/Ducks going to final is probably laughing his ass off right now.
>>
Now Crosby can start planning for retirement
>>
my br-ACKet
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Dallas in 6
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>>154445152
>Plan the [retirement] parade!!!
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>>154445218
JEN
I’ll travel to Nova Scotia for that
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>>154443748
>>turn on a pro wrestling podcast instead
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Sad
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im concerned mcdavid might snap after getting eliminated by the ducks
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>>154445297
He's been effectively mind-broken by his back-to-back losses in the SCF. Deep down he knows he's not going to get that opportunity again in Edmonton. The only way healing (and another potential Cup run before he gets too old) can begin is if he humbles himself and goes to a new team. It's the only way.
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>>154445297
I'm not.
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>>154445359
yes, an american team
>1993
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>>154445297
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>>154445359
Don’t forget the Olympics
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>>154445295
punishment for embellishing.
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>>154445359
He's so mindbroken he knows he can't win so he'll just stay put
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>>154445433
KARMA POLICE
>>
team always full of idiot feeders
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>>154445464
Congrats on having the stronger zoomers
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Ducks look broken. I’m betting Oilers in 7
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>>154443897
this
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>>154443974
this
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I wish I had a /hoc/ chud bf
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>>154445690
so you can watch him get punched in the face?
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>>154445700
Why would he get punched in the face
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>>154445589
Ducks are young and that was their first time trying to eliminate a team. They weren't ready for Edmonton's level of desperation. Game 6 is at home and they've had a couple days to better prepare for what they need to bring
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>>154445690
Get off of 4chan Alex
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yeah if you lose to a shg in 2ot you arent winning the series, sorry
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>>154445796
it wasnt even some chance breakaway either
vegas held the puck from the corner and managed to get enough open ice to get a clean shot off 4v5
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>>154445731
these fists punch nazi faces
>>
neither vegass nor the memeoth would even be in the postseason in a fair and ungaried league
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>>154445874
this
playoffs should be regulation wins only
buffalo vs ottawa
tampa vs carolina

colorado vs st louis
dallas vs utah
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>americans crying about 3v3 ot
cmtsu
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>>154445297
Keep an eye on the rape and murder of femboys in Edmonton this summer
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>>154445989
Connor is clean af and would only CNC a trap
Please don't slander him
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>>154445931
fr, you'd expect canadians to cry about it since they lost the olympics that way.
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>>154445874
just ditch the point system
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its so over
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>>154446070
cool it with the antisemitism
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Dallas Wags

Need it or keep it?
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>>154446129
lol who is that cow in the middle?
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>>154446155
She provides the gravity
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>>154446129
why are hockey players so anti-diversity?
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>>154446155
Only steers and queers in Texas
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>>154446129
I'd breed that Amazonian in the back beneath the L;'s
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>>154446129
griiiiiiiiiiim
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>>154446129
Kaikki näyttävät samalta.
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>>154446129
Future PWHL forward bottom centre
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>>154446129
gonna be the girl in front of the A for me, but top right looks built for it aswell
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>>154444444
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>>154446275
Horrible
>>
You know, it just occurred to me that no one on this board likes us.
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>>154446129
>no asians
hockey players have shit taste
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>>154446341
Hoc is the most loved general on 4chud
They love all of our oc
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>>154446129
How many of them are natural blondes
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>>154446403
0
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>>154446403
3
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>>154446421
ya hockey players would never be able to land a blonde
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>>154446275
/hoc/ used to run /sp/
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if I was in the nhl I would only date red heads from canada
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>>154446341
every major sport is dying so they'll fuck with us again sooner or later. thank heated rivalry for growing the league.
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a canadian walks into a gay bar
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>>154446500
just be comfortable putting it in their keester and you wouldn't even need to be in the NHL
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>>154446341
/hoc/ walks to the beat of its own drum
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>>154446530
and beats up the 50 kissing yanks therein hehe
>>
*achoo!*
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these Habs fans in Tampa Bay
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>>154446513
I thank God (Gary) every night for gay hockey sex
>>
We don't respect meme flags here
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>>154446562
any team outcheered at home should be relocated
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>>154446588
I lie Bulgarians and everyone in the Balkans is a rape baby of their neighbours
>>
important announcement saved for the next thread!!!!
>>
Is it bad that my Oilers share a win song with a cricket team?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777564771773064.mp4
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>>154446639
Go back, saar
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>>154446646
there is nothing wrong with being indian
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>>154446562
Average Habs fans care infinitely more than the most die hard Tampon groupie
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>>154446652
Okay, saar, go back with him.
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>>154446635
you're gay?
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>>154446652
I have never seen an indian outside an indian restaurant
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>>154446671
i'm here everyday though
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>>154446701
This is why the Canucks struggled to win any games this regular season they were out in the goddamn wheatfield trying to play hockey, you can't skate on wheat. Silly Canucks.
>>
>>154446530
Trick question, all leaf bars are gay.
>>
eastern conference bros im starting to think the cup is going to the west this year...
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>>154446714
They took it too literally when told to "grow the game".
>>
dorofeyev? more like scorofeyev
>>
>>154446768
it's really carolina or colorado/minnesota
they're just above everyone else
>>
McDavis is legit pissed
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>>154446785
None of those teams are contenders
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>>154446799
>there are no contenders
made me chuckle ngl
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>>154442798
ts nigga 9 years old lol "I'm gonna name my team the fire skulls" lmfao
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>>154446808
Long way to go to beat out americans though
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>>154446836
no chance, we are #1
>>
recycle
>>154440189
>>154440189
>>154440189
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>>154442931
fuck lightning nigga, they should be called the thunder, all talk



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