Reality edition NRL>GAME 1Canterbury Bulldogs v North Queensland Cowboys6:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoAccor Stadium1.84-2.00>Round 9 action kicks off at Sydney’s Accor Stadium, as the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs host the North Queensland Cowboys. The Bulldogs enter this contest following a disappointing 12–32 loss to the Broncos. Their form has been inconsistent, recording only one win in their last five outings, leaving them in 10th place on the ladder with a concerning points differential of -33. The Cowboys arrive with significant momentum after a 46–34 victory over the Sharks. They have won four of their last five matches. The teams met in Round 19 of the 2025 season, where the Bulldogs secured a narrow 12–8 victory. Historically, the Bulldogs hold a slight 22–20 advantage in the head-to-head record since 1998, though the Cowboys have won three of the last five encounters. Bulldogs 1-12 3.05Bulldogs 13+ 3.80Cowboys 1-12 3.20Cowboys 13+ 4.30Bulldogs -1.5 1.90 Cowboys +1.5 1.90>GAME 2Redcliffe Dolphins v Melbourne Storm 8:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Suncorp Stadium1.63-2.29>Suncorp Stadium will host a pivotal Friday night encounter as the Redcliffe Dolphins face the Melbourne Storm. The Dolphins suffered a narrow 18–20 loss to the Warriors in Round 8, a result that typified their recent luck. They have now lost four consecutive matches and sit in 12th place. The Storm are in the midst of an unprecedented crisis, having lost six straight matches. Their last outing was a 6–48 humiliation by the Rabbitohs at AAMI Park, a performance coach Craig Bellamy described as "embarrassing." The Storm currently sit 16th on the ladder. The Storm have won 3 out of 4 head-to-head matches since the Dolphins' inception. However, the Dolphins' only victory came at Suncorp Stadium, in Round 7 last season. Dolphins 1-12 3.05Dolphins 13+ 2.90Storm 1-12 3.60Storm 13+ 5.20Dolphins -3.5 1.89 Storm +3.5 1.90previous thread >>154429433
>>154447739SUPER LEAGUE>GAME 1Hull KR v Castleford Tigers05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo1.01-21.00>Round 10 of the Super League from Sewell Group Craven Stadium
Pretty weak Friday night games.Cows 1-12Storm 13+
>>154447830Dogs-Cows has a 6:15pm Sunday vibe, but Phins-Dogs is next Thursday so can’t have a short turnaround
>>154448171Dogs vs Cows is perfect for a return to Belmore night game on a Thursday or Saturday. The Cows don’t have enough away fans in Sydney to pull a crowd.Redcliffe at home, as in actually at home in Redcliffe, suits Saturday or Sunday arvo. The draw is a joke anyway. The games might be ok but on Friday night I want to see the top teams or at least the Broncos
The 6pm Friday game is alwS a low profile game OR is the Warriors
Craig Bellamy has been diagnosed with neuro degenerative disorder. Basically he is on the way to Alzheimer's. I have always wondered why he was against the idea of proving himself by coaching at another club...
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXlOL6EiYxn/
>double amiibo mountains
>>154450223That explains all the coaching box sperg outs
>>154450686kek wouldnt have picked panthercustomers to be the biggest weeaboos
Origin soonThis means Maroonass is comingPrepare yourselves
>>154453707Until he does womens origin too, he can go fuck himself with a cactus for all I care
>>154454173That's not very nice.I keep trying to do so, but I was banned for shitposting on /ck/.
Why were they so sure r360 was gonna work when svns has that grand prix format and no one watches it?
ive worked very hard this week
>>154455546idk if youve been following the PNG chiefs but it turns out if you throw a ton of money at players theyll live in hellholesso it would unironically work if it could actually come to fruition
>>154447739Cowwies 1-12Phins 13+
wanna tip poorm for bellyache but I think its going to be a lot of reserve grade players
>>154456451I was thinking the storm might sack up for belly but we shall seePhins are good though. reckon it will be a real high scoring affair
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>>154456165Very good post. Tempted to put $50 on 'phins 13+
surely this is the week the storm turn it all around
>>154455546Redpill me on hsbc Hong Kong 7s
because of the womens state of origin don't forget to do your tips family xoxo
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXdlDV-EZF0/Boyd has one of the worst swings ive seen
New trelljack dropped
No more gambling for me after last night's losses
>>154456744We are good so i watch it, i dont really like sevens that much, the format is like a normal league but they travel the world and do 3 matches from friday to sunday in every city, hong kong was won by south africa 2 weeks ago, spain in like a month
>>154456941Sevens is an excuse to drink all day, like what one day cricket used to be. Benefits much more from being a regular "bit of fun" carnival festival in the same city and stadium year after year that people can plan to go to, like the Hong Kong Sevens, or the Sydney Coca-Cola World Sevens. It's not really made for TV consumption.
>>154456979Yeah it has its charm
I'm ready to WATCH some rugby LEAGUE and SHITPOST about everything that HAPPENS:)
>>154456979They absolutely killed the vibe of the wellington sevens by cracking down on drunken behaviour and trying to make it family friendly. Now it just sucks.
I don't have kayo
>>154457027Yeah big mistake. I dont know if any of those drunken outing type events survive today. One day cricket has been replaced by kid-friendly T40, league sevens/nine is over. Remember Jason Taylor at the one day cricket?>On Sunday January 5th 2007, it was big news that Bears halfback Jason Taylor had been kicked out of the cricket for unruly behaviour before, after his ejection was broadcast on television.>One Norths players is alleged to have urinated in a cup and thrown it in the air during a Mexican Wave while another dipped his shoe in tomato sauce and wiped it on the shirt 23-year-old Dallas Gardiner.>“I’m a victim of circumstance,’ Taylor was quoted as saying.Stuff like this would be filmed by dozens of smartphones and online mob hunts would form to get them fired from their regular jobs, let alone the stadium security and their million cameras. Mass social surveillance doesn't permit fun anymore.
Wish someone would post a streamuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
>>154456744English Hong Kong traders get blackout drunk and piss in their cups where they stand and throw it in the air all over the crowd. Floor is covered in a three inch layer of piss.
>>154455551Based having an erection on the clock anon
Auckland Nines was good for a couple years aside from the stupid bonus point try thing and lack of international teams. If they’d bring a nines tournament back they should have 32 teams and make it interesting, couple of English clubs and the US national team and some exotics like Red Star Belgrade
>had to actually verse himIt’s not a fucking word in that contex. Neither is “we versed them”
Obviously not a poet are you
Best comp was the Nissan 7’s. Just the 16 NSWRL clubs, single elimination, no group bullshit. All held on one day at Parramatta Stadium1988 Souths1989 Balmain1990 Manly1991 Newcastle
>>154457144creating words is kino thoughever
Hong Kong 7's was kino when it was still at Hong Kong Stadium and before they sucked the life out of 7's by having a world tour. As anon mentioned it was full of trader ex-pats getting shit faced.
>>154457168*sips*
>>154457177Creating a word is. Using an existing one incorrectly, no
LETS GO COWWIES
>>154457195two sides of the same coin howbeit
I hoe Reed stirs up the doggies tonight kek
Face, faced, facing = GOODVerse, versed, versing = YOU JUST CAN'T... OKAY?
POOWATER
>>154457230where??
>>15445719590% of modern words are misuses of old words though. Language is a collection of past mistakes, otherwise we'd all be speaking Proto-Indo-European or some Grug language.
>>154457224That’s what I was trying to say. But I like how you did it better
VERSEWATER
dropping it more than the ladies last night!
pooboys bros...
>tipped cowshits
Women's slop shouldn't be allowed to take thursday night footy away from us
GalvGOD
3 games on sunday is better
>family tips3 Bulldogs 10 Cowboys 1 forgot
>>154457284This. We get the comfy 6:15pm dinner game
what are cowwies doing
>>154457309reverse-winning.
>>154457295Gf doesn't let me watch football on Sunday after 6pm. Rip.
>Latrell plays golf now He's been hanging out with too many white people
>>154457342Dude Tiger Woods is black. You're a dumb ignorant racist cunt. Sigh.
COWBACK
COMEBACK
>>154457342>exposing yourself as a race baiting loserKek. Embarrassing.
versus just sounds a bit gay off the tongue
this is very much the 6pm game that was advertised
>>154457345>>154457366Little reminder lads https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/154102143/#154109088
>>154457410This is just false though. >>154457410
We saw what we saw
Crash play tries are so boring cunt. Not even salty, they're just ahit.shit
well if you think about it every try is a crash play try
>>154457436...woah
>>154457428
REED IS A DOUBLE AGENT
>>154457445I hate that poo shit fails had to resort to ogreball to win
nsw will go 6 from 6 in origin this year
Xerri’s brain must be fried from the peds
ref is trying so hard to keep doggies in this >15 tackle sets on cowwies line multiple times >roll ball penalty (2nd this whole season)
MANN DOWN
Mann probably dreaming about Kalyn
PENALTY POODOGS
KICK LONG
LOUD NOISES
8 PT PENALTY TRY
THATS AN EIGHT POINTER
>>154457237This applies to English but not to proper languages like French and Arabic which have established meanings of words rather than the way in English the usage becomes the meaning. In time the various English dialects will become mutually unintelligible because of this, like how cunt means fanny not ass
Shit game.
>>1544575476pm, what did you expect
>>154457531Spanish its like english then, and french and arabic? Two of the most disgusting cultures and languages why would anyone put them as an example of great linguistics, great bait bro
just got home lads - can someone sum up this game for me in exactly 4 words?
>>154457601Yeah, nah. Yeah, nah
The central coast bears made too much sense
>>154457621Central Coast should have got a team in the 60s-70s when it was still a suburban Sydney comp and going there would be seen as genuine expansion
>>154457645In the universe where that happened, reckon we still get the Knights in 1988?
FUCK SAKE CRICHTON WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALWAYS STEP BACK INSIDE AND RUIN THE MOMETUM
>>154457601fumble try fumble refball
>>154457666Yeah probably. Would make a good local derby
>no supportwhen I played I was always up my teammates behind ready to catch an offload
Streets won't forget the Central Coast Centurions
>>154457597Have you picked a team yet?
>>154457718streets have already forgotten the anzacs mate
BARKBACK
cowwies hand first
HITS THE GOALPOST
They shouldn’t look at bobbles. You don’t lose control with a bobble
don't even send it up
There’s a certain smell lingering in the air tonight. The unmistakable scent of a game winning poo
>>154457802I do those 4 times a day every day.
>>154457802
>>154457456Ogreball is the one-out pass to a big ogre who crashes through on a conventional hit up i.e. the Queensland try. Ellie's try involved the dummy half running right and bringing the markers across with her, then turning it back inside for Ellie on an inside line through the now undefended ruck i.e. nuance and skill.
YEEEEHAAWWWWW
COWWIES IN CONTROL
>>154457825>nuance and skillThat’s my Ellie <3
this is probably the saddest general om /sp/, truly embarrassing
KEK nice one ref
>>154457855It's a pretty dire community and an even worse thread full off attention seeking incels.
thread is popping off right now lads :D
>>154457855i see youve never spent any time in /afl/
>>154457867Good looking fella. Based delivery driver.
CAM ON REEDY
>>154457872Probably the worst, most unoriginal bait I've ever come across. Loser. I'm embarrassed for you bruh.
>>154457882Sorry, forgot to quote the post here >>154457480
>>154457882NOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT IN THIS GENNYTHATS FRICKIN HECKIN WRONG
poodogs bros...
COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS
>2770 hasn't been posted once tonightbet hes in jail
2026 is such a low quality year for footy. Every team except Penrith fucking suck big time.
The Bulldogs haven't won a Finals game since 2015
>>154457855All the best posts are in the SC chat
>>154457903Need Kerrod Holland back.
>dropsonkek no returns bildogs
>>154457908Link?
>>154457920It’s a club m8 and you ain’t in it.
Cows 13+! The weeks meme multi lives!
Shoutout to Braidon Burns for randomly turning himself into a solid winger.
does anyone really give a fuck about bellyaches dementia
can’t believe I tipped these lebbo mongrels
>>154456651
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
get those phins warmed up lads
>>154457927Liar.
>>154457855It’s a perpetual gamethread under the guise of a general, ACTUALLY
Poorm will 100% win this game for Craig Brainnely
>>154457970not funny
THE BRONCGODS COULD BEAT BOTH THESE PEEMS AGAIN
>>154457975dolphins at home are hard to beat though!
>>154457927It doesn't exist.
Storm to start strong
>>154457965>this attention seeking pooser
>top half of the tipping ladder mostly tipped poophins>bottom half tipped poorm
>>154457897Like most dogs customers, they only post when the win is in the bag
book in a try on dayboo for Hugo Peel
If we had more Brisbane teams they could do double-headers at Lang Park every week
>passing it to cobshit herbie m8 I thought you knew better
Fat Slobbo
There's a few bad apples but most here are sound lads
Silly winger, it’s slippery out there
slobbo
I want the real Bostock desu
sometimes I badapplepost but its only because I feel comfortable around yall
Hugo Peel those bananas for me m8? I wouldn’t mind a Tyson Smoothey
kek slid across half the field
>>154458027Whats a bad apple post
>>154458027>yall Get that American shit out
so people are just fine with letting bellamy continue to coach with his condition knowing that he often loses it in the box?
bad times happen but always remember good times
>>154458043He'll be having seizure and they'll all think he's just blowing up
>>154458037posts that get reactions like this >>154458042storm might not get out of their half again this halve
he’s too unhinged for reason m8 he’ll die in the coaches box just how he wants it
>>154458043Honestly I think it’s up to him to decide for himself and the club will make it clear to him that whatever he wants to do will be ok. He might want to coach to keep his mind off it, only he knows. All anyone else can do is support his decisions and help him. It’s very heavy, like deathrow
if that was me I wouldn't have put my foot into touch
Intoucho
Playing rugby league gives you brain disease
>>154458073Yeah bro, it's called CTE.
fumbled that like he did ChapGOD
stop screwing up in front of your home crowd poophins!!!
Eating meat gives you diseases
bounced it
(((Klein)))
are we supporting the storm now?
Drinking milk makes you die
SAVE ME BUNKER
>>154458052>>154458065everyone around him will treat him differently, some will be guilt tripped into thinking that if they fail him it will make his condition worse or some shit, thats extra pressure the staff and players don't need, imagine how the other coaches in the box will feel when he blows his lid in the box now, they will all feel like shit and not just brush it off like its normal like before. he needs to retire
This poomunity gets even sadder when you realise over 90% of the posters are aged 30+, and of those, more than half are 35+. Yikes.
WISHMASTER
>incorrect play the ball in the replay
36 year old virgin here
>>154458114Yeah the resale of unused here? Me I'd just kill mysel1f
>>154458114>loser just discovers the aging process Embarrassing 2bqh
uncs be running /nrl/ no cap
>>154458114We lived our fun years away from here. Is the 20s anons you should be shitting on. Let’s us oldies enjoy our tea and watch the footy in peace
More teams should try hard low kickoffs towards the sideline
>>154458125This post is ai
>family tips 5 Dolphins8 Storm1 forgot
im the only zoomer in here
>>154458134t. faggot who's been playing supercoach /nrl/ for 15 seasons
based poophins playing like they 30 behind
Fa’alogo does NOT like the sound mics
fumble round
Meaney might as well be a bear the way the mf is hibernating this year
Dolphins aren’t playing wet weather footy
BELLY SPOTTED
this rain makes it look like Munster has a face hugger on his scalp kek
BARE ASS
>not taking the poofuck I should have tipped poorm
>ignoring the wet pooStorm have it won
bellamy not happy, he was about to crack it again
Not bad
>>154458151>loser discovers people are passionate about their interests and hobbiesEmbarrassing 2bqh
GOAT’ALOGO
Flegler is one of those blokes you never notice until he gives away a grubby penalty
>tipped poophins
Hammer let him go through just like he let Chapman walk out of his life
What the fuck was that, Hammer?
remember papy
>stops on a ten cent piece
Fa’alogo,like Keao Weekes, is a mudder
>>154458260Brandy calling the Hammer faster than anybody while getting thrashed was pure irony.
Are cocos bad at running down a try like that who would you rather a white or a coco
poophins bros...
Hamiso Turnstile-Fidow
How to beat The Hammerhttps://youtu.be/aJUECQ25bwk
>>154458280Slater would have HEEMED him with a good old shoulder charge
>>154458280ethnicity doesn’t make you better at chasing people down and tackling them
klein tried to play on then till the bunker told him it was a knock on
kek wtf Klein
we’ll lose our challenge thnx
Klein looks more aboriginal as he ages
PROTECTED POORM
>>154458296What about catching and holding onto the ball?
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
KEK that’s bullshit King the slow cunt took the man and was too slow anyways
lmfao
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
>>154458295Nah, he'd slide in with his boot.
Stood biff posting lame handbag shirt pulls
fucking hellllll
>>154458317looks like the kinda cunt who serves you tea & hashish in a Kasbah slum
HOLD ONTO THE FUCKING BALL JESUS CHRIST how much are these cunts being paid
dis niggas need to go to the Wayne Bennett school of wet weather footy
>>154458296An ignorant attack on the Aboriginal bush tracker community.
>the scoreboard reads 10-4 and you know what that meanshttps://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmss
COBBACK
COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO COBBO
>>154457867Could be Goan.
>>154458395>>154458394Does not look like he's enjoying playing.
They had such a huge overlap, it would be embarrassing if they didn't score
>>154458393BREAKER BREAKER
>>154458406too much hard work
Listen to this banger lads.https://youtu.be/FeZsdP2trO0?si=dx8HVDDgp8tHMZ4v
Think converting that try would have been more strategically advantageous
Finally bit the bullet and went bald lads
>>154458426Kek
>>154457963>>154457984>t. non members
>>154458419gave me a headache
I'm such a baldpilled haircel
personally I couldnt give too fucks about nikita tszyu
>>154458419Kek. Based ginger qt3.14. Good song too.
>>154458448The power tools?
>>154458419Best thing I've heard this year. Funny shit.
>>154458419Bogan trash
>>154458419Actually fire.
>>154458419Rapeable
>stealing from woolies
>>154458419While I hate Coles and Woolies as much as the next guy, this song is fucking garbage.
Ever since I've gone vegan I poo 3+ times a day
>>154458479>>154458457>>154458441>having taste this shit
>>154458479kek its so badnot even a good "funny" song either
>>154458471Where'd he get that wheat stalk?
>>154458495>>154458479"t. Metalhead incels
>>154458491Uncultured and tasteless. This poomunity holds itself to higher standards.
/nrl/ is an Aldi poomunity
>>154458505nothing wrong with hardbass lad
going to need 14 tries from the poophins this half
>>154458419no doubt the zoomer daughter of some Woolies exec
>>154458419ear worm
>i only listen to "real music" like heavy metal and rock
what peem do eshays customer? or do they just watch home and away
>>154458532nah
>>154458491>>154458504As a piece of music there's nothing interesting or memorable about this. You either have literal and objectively shit taste, or you're only noticing the kinda cute ginger and are listening with your dick.
>>154458540The ones in Sydney if they do they follow their local team usually.
the dragons could beat both these peems
Yeah and then they’d wake up and change hands
>>154458498cutout from weetbix box
>>154458547>my taste in music is superior to everyone else
hammi-GO
R E F B A L L
>>154458515Screeching swearing boganese, much like you would expect to hear outside a methadone clinic, is beneath /nrl/
Hammer binned just like when Jaime Chapman binned him in life
Hammer got him too good
Binned for that? Come on now
>>154458583these posts remind me of NICE ONE GAZZA posting
>>154458576No what I said you illiterate retard. No wonder you like that trash so much.
>the catcher THEY'RE BOTH CATCHERS YOU FUCKWITTA
>>154458581>"I only listen to classical"
I only listen to metal and rock and electronic dance music and anime songs and vtuber songs
He could have gotten up, he milked it to get Hammer binned, much like the other woman in that alleged video tape.
there’s nothing in ffs just play on
thank fuck for some common sense holy shit its a fucking Christmas miracle
>>154458600>loser doesn't understand music "taste" is a 100% subjective experience.
>>154458603Actually I only listen to vidya music
Has klein done a single thing right this entire game
>>154458622It’s May Day mate have some respect
Cobbo, please
>>154458627Career*
>>154458624No the song is objectively trash and if you like it you have objectively shit taste.
Do they still say "punching some cones" in australia? Is that still a thing?
his name is herbie has been quiet tonight wonder what his record is like against poorm
>>154458624Wrong. You clearly haven't read David Hume's essay on taste and do not have the slightest idea on what you are talking about.
>>154458649Not in my circles because I associate with wealthy cocaine users.
>>154458625>>154458610>>154458646>>154458656>vidya and anime music>/nrl/ is above "bogan trash"The delusion is palpable.
Poorm have no killer instinct desu
how is cobshit a 1st grade player
Based stealing ginger
>>154458669Stick to your methadonecore and /gayfl/ champ
>>154458686On inspection she could be a younger millennial
>>154458689>t. loser who doesn't understand subjectivity
>>154458686>Cat Food >Dog Food
>>154458669Have you read David Hume's essay on the standard of taste hmm?https://davidhume.org/texts/empl1/st
>>154458669You seem so deeply invested in defending literal trash. Do you identify with it or something?
you silly billys arguing about nonsense are going to look up and see you've missed all the footy!
>>154458700wtf is wrong with that cunts right hand
>>154458720>he can't shitpost and watch the footy at the same time
SPLASHBACK
>>154458704Variety of taste ≠ standard of taste. You would know this if you were a cultured reader of Hume, Johnson, Addison, Hazlitt, Coleridge, etc.
LEGENDARY KICK
Poorm have lost their magic
>>154458738Clear men of culture and I bet they'd hate that woolies song
I'm watching the footy, watching vtubers, cooking dinnies and reading the thread all at the same time
>>154458735>muh pretentious authors said my taste is superior
>>154458751They'd love it.
stop shilling this Jimmy Saville looking bitch
poophin business idea: do a reynolds and get the early 1 as soon as able
>>154458753>I am dumb, illiterate, and my taste is horridYou don't say
He'll just go back to posting foot fetish shit
>>154458769
BOSTOCK
Good try
PHINS FUCKING UP
I'd rather put up with 1000 NRLW coomers than this horseshit.
BASED BROTHER OF INDIE
poorm bros...
BAMBOOZLED
Imagining Indy jumping and screaming in delight
>>154458793At least 34yrs old
Craig will be in the fucking nuthouse because of these fuckers.
Klein still has 15 minutes to win this game for the storm
>>154458785>i don't understand the difference between subjective and objective
>>154458815haven't seen belly reactions this 2nd half someone must have had a word to the director and told him its in poor taste to keep showing him
I NEED to make love to the xxxx goddess in the xxxx garden of eden
>>154458823I bet you love Raygun too.
Dolphins should fg this set if they can
>>154458839Who?
That's Dr. Raygun to you
lmao storm are literally damned to lose on a spiritual level
>>154458845Look her up. She'd be in line with your tastes.
wet poo doesn't count for the curse btw
>taking
Idon'tsucko
>>154458853Seems pretty elite at break dancing tbqh
WHY THE FUCKING FUCK HAVE THESE RETARDS NOT FIGURED OUT THAT SOMEONE HAS TO BE THERE FOR THE BAT BACK
It's ovah
INDIES BROTHER!
>>154458879poorm have been rendered OBSOLETE
0/2 lads
TRY CONFIRMED
More like BosDROP kek.
>>154458900Why was that thread so active?
Awwwww. My heart bleeds for Bellyache and his widdle storm troopers... its been a bad week for him, 1st he finds out hes dying of motor neuron disease... then his team looks likely to miss the finals for the 1st time since World War II....bellamy needs a welfare check after tonight... i fear he may even commit suicide...but he will most likely step down as storm coach after tonight... wouldnt shock me at all.
>>154458908WalkBro was in there.
>fallen for the poorm snap back meme for 6 weeks in a row
>>154458908you had to be there
>Have BigAnt Studios as a shorts sponsor >Immediately turn shit
When is the Melbourne vs St George spoonbowl?
>>154458926They already played Round 2 and don't play again this year
>>154458923its not about winning
Well that's a let down
considering the amount of times the poophins dropped the ball tonight, poorm are in big trouble
Say thank you for mindbreaking the storm
Same line as his no try, well deserved.
The dolphin is a notoriously rapey animal
Seething cuckstormer lad you here lad?
>>154458939Their parent company Nacon recently declared for Insolvency. They just shut down Spiders who made the Greedfall games. Big Ant might be fucked anyway
>>154458971Not like they made any good games anyway.
>>154458971good, rugby league deserves a decent game not just a money grab
The absolute STATE of the poorm
Lol at Melpoo
>>154458955Nothing to do with these donkeys. Its all about their coach. Hes dying and therefore hasnt been able to keep them playing well enough. New coach is needed NOW!
>>154458975Greedfall is underrated
bloody tired gonna crash night family xoxo
>>154459004She might have been talking about BigAnt m8
>>154458983>7Absolute child's play poormbros. Win 3 spoons then come come complain to me.
So does Bellyache have dementia or something?
>Could've been blessed with a genuine poorm spoon if not for the poogans
FUCK I HATE THIS AD WHERE THE FAT FUCK STICKS HIS FINGER IN THE PEANUT BUTTER AND STICKS IT ON THE CABNIT AS GLUE!!
>>154459013I was. I'm a he.
>>154458971Ross the cunt hopefully hoes homeless.
>15 parra >16 melbourne lol Lmao
>>154458504dont speak to me about music ever again cunthttps://vocaroo.com/1kGBtIOK2VXF
>>154458884>>154458801>>154458806
>he actually thinks that """"song"""" mashup remix whatever you want to call it is good
>>154459113Absolute bottom of the barrel trash.
>>154459113Kek
>>154459128bpd eyes
got banned from /v/ lads
>>154459132>>154459113Holy fuck this is bad.
is belly going to be asked normal questions in his presser?
>>154459151Wtf
>Munster considering retirement Holy fuck lmao utterly mindbroken
>>154459113About as good as the track posted earlier
What does storm as a club even look like if the lineage is broken
Did Bellamy have a stroke?
>>154459151Been there a few times in the last month or two.
>>154459176Shit for the first time in literal decades and already want to throw in the towel. Fucking soft Victorian cunts
The only vocaroo this general has ever produced worth listening to is the Big Vonnie one. Somebody post it.
>>154459188I always picked on bellamy everytime he pulled that droopy stroke face... now i feel bad knowing that he has a terminal neurological diagnosis :(
I remember that Latrell song someone made probably with AI that made me chuckle
AI Rabs reading more pasta would be good. Like Rabs gorilla warfare or talking about fingering Hex in a nightclub
>>154459231>terminalDamn really
Ciraldo said the N word in an interview
>fingering Hex in a nightclubFunny because I legitimately created this gimmick AND the brapsesh gimmick which admittedly wasn't great but it got that vocaroo at least
>WOAH THERE>BIG VONNIE
>>154459250Yep. Sadly MND has a life expectancy of 2-4 yrs... unless he pulls off a miricale and does a stephen hawking and lives 40+yrs with it...
>>154459316Kino press conferences if that happens
*preorders a bellamy beanie*
Wish I got to finger Hex in a nightclub
Who replaces Bellemy? Billy Slater?
>>154459695Adam O'Brien.
>>154459250We are all terminal
>>154459703Yeah, but most of us won't die within the next 2 years.
>>154459767You definitely can't be sure of that. I've seen the bet slips posted here.
>>154459767Oh yeah I’ll show you m8
>>154459767I have straight up been having chest pain the last month or so but I'm chasing to ignore it. I genuinely think I may before I turn 40.
>>154460113covid vax status?
If Storm had any fans then I'm sure they would be really upset
Hurry up and make a thread for tomorrows games you fuckers!
>>154460663Patience, I fell asleep
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Fell for the Willison meme
