Fuck Chokic and Petefag editionOld: >>154454396
>>154455891Based
Jokic to the Lakers is inevitable
>>154455891Y'all thought you had a chance?
Thank you
Still sad about the nuggies but here's the bumpAdelman must go
>>154455891Dis is da thread
how many nuggets players would crack the OKC or Spurs rotation?
>>154456085Cam and THJ would both be great on OKC
>>154456085Jokic, Ant, Rudy, McDaniels, Gordon, Murray
>>154456065That nepobaby looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome
3-1 is 3-1, but how did chokic lose to the hospital wolves?
>>154456237He lost to a man who saved millions of lives. Jokic had no chance
>>154456237Jokic and Murray got shut down by Gobert and McDaniels respectively, plus no AG
>>154456188OKC would have no interest in Murray or Gordon at their current salaries (especially Gordon, he is powdered fucking toast) and the other guys play for Minnesota. So the answer is one.
>>154456390I think Denver is gonna just go full rebuild unless they can fleece a team. Trading MPJ was a bad move. They have no more future until they trade Jokic and rebuild
>>154456390that's cool but OKC actually plays defense.
>>154456414CaruGOAT is the true leader
>>154456429This was the moment the window was JAMMED shut in front of Chokic. Never to be opened ever again.
>>154456237>Jokic had B- game and he needed an A+++>Murray was a fucking disaster>Braun was a fucking disaster>Gordon is basically just a waste of salary cap at this point>former GM they didn't want to pay built a better roster elsewhere and came back to haunt themAnd the latter one is the real fucking self-inflicted wound. It would have cost $8 mil a year to retain Lloyd. Think Denver would pay an extra few mil now if it meant not going out in the first round? I imagine they would but it's too late now.
>>154456465I'll never understand people who are worth $10+ billion dollar cheaping out on $2-3 million. That's literally less than 1% of their net worth
>>154456478yo cool it with the antisemitism
>>154456390OKC could afford to play Gordon bench minutes, and he wouldn't have to try nearly as hard on defense with Chet on the floor. A forward shooter like Gordon or MPJ is one of the few gaping holes OKC has.
How long until OKC is gonna get to the second apron and have to split this team up? They got about 2 summers left before they gotta pay everyone
>>154456414>run halfway across the court>do a flying chestbump to the opposing player>no foul>climb on them like a spider monkey>still no foul>karate chop them like Jackie Chan >still not a foul>SGA goes the other way>defender backpedals and puts hands behind him in an attempt to avoid any contact at all>one fiber of his jersey touches SGA's jersey for .00001 seconds>FOUL FOUL NOW THAT'S A FOULOh yes such a deeply talented and disciplined team. I sure am glad I'm here to witness this "greatness" live as it happened.
>>154456523I wish Caruso was on another team because he'd expose SGA hard
>>154456485You know who Gordon could have filled a gaping hole for? DENVER. A guy who doesn't play isn't of any use to anyone
>>154455891Told you
It's happening and he has nobody to blame but himself for taking all those stupid shots in the 4th quarter yesterday
>>154456543He doesn't play because he's being asked the heruclean task of covering for the worst defensive center in the league. That's whats getting him injured
>>154456523Don't forget CHADRuso's insane aura literally telling the ref to call a tech. Not even MJ had that in his bag.
>>154456613Lakers have made some blunders since the bubble but the biggest one was letting CaruGOAT walk for free. That man is what every championship team needs. Bulls were also stupid to trade him for Josh Diddy
>>154456630The Lakers and Bulls are retards. The fact OKC wanted him should have set of the alarms about KINGruso.
>>154456643McDaniels was another one the Lakers traded
>>154456643It's getting to the point where if Presti calls you for a trade you just hang up the phone and start giving more minutes to whoever he wanted
>>154456683This used to be how teams treated Mitch Kupchak
Skap is calling him "Brickola"
FLIGHT TEAM STAND UP
If they canceled the playoffs and just had OKC vs San Antonio for the title I don't think anybody is going to care
>>154456785I mean that's what Silver's NBA is today. He spent the late 2010s and early 2020s screwing over mid market teams while OKC built a superteam under the radar and in response he handed the spurs lottery picks every draft to manufacture some competition. Hinkie was right.
>>154456885The draft was the only way certain teams could have a chance to compete. Instead they turned those teams into the farm system for the teams with bigger fanbases. The only way to fix NBA is to have less teams
>>154456575
>>154457007Usually I'll agree with you, but that leaf made a good point. All the guys on the Nuggets carried Jokic defensively for so long they finally broke down. KCP and Gordon are broken, MPJ had to escape that black hole to be able to shine
>>154455891What's the deal with the Pete Maravich schizo? Fuck that guy
>>154456559LeBron and Klutch will blame Bronny and JJ even though LeBron was the one who hired him
Now that the dust has settled it's time for the shit ass Nuggets franchise from a drug infested city called Denver, from a state that no one gives a crap about trade this fat slob to the greatest city in America.Jokic, LeGOAT, Luka incoming 3 chips babbyyyyy!
>chain snatched by pistol pete againdont get IP wiped this time while ur at it kek
>>154457072Sup petefag, samefagging again?
>>154456683if that happens Presti gonna leak he's been having conversations with Ben Simmons for a comeback and some bum ass team gonna take the bait
>>154457072Take your meds
>>154457062Based pinoy kuya
>>154456410>Trading MPJ was a bad moveThis. Cam Johnson is trash. Murray shouldn't have been an all star. Jokic needs to learn to play better defense. He never had any killer instinct. Even LeGOAT has more killer instinct than him.
>>154456559If the Lakers get to a game 7 I still think they win the game. They are too good to lose 4 times to these Rockets
Nuggets were up 1-0 in the series and ahead by 17 points early in the second quarter of game 2
>>154457124Jokic shouldn't be playing as point center. He needs to watch Pau Gasol and Tim Duncan to learn how to play on the elbow. Having Jokic on the perimeter makes everyone else worse with that horrible spacing
>>154457128this. Those who think Rockets can win are dreaming as hell. Rockets need to be perfect in those two games. Lakers just need to be mid and win.
>>154457165They would have won the last game if LeBron didn't turn into LeBrick. Their defense is still good
>>154457154Brickola Chokic didn't try hard on defense because he ball hogging
>>154457186Even Jorcuck has bad games. He's 41 what do you expect. What you can expect is them advancing and teaching those young inexperienced OKC faggots a lesson.
>>154456478well, billionnaires like the money being in their pockets, not in other ones pockets
>>154456478Cause when ur rhat rich when u spend money ur directly handing it to another rich person or rich groups company and you hate all those people
>Slavery is illegal, but I still own Jokic?
>>154457523>>154457523It won't even be noticeable to them. It's like us spending an extra dollar or two
In 10 years gen alpha wont even know who LeSuperteam is. Only highlights of his dunks. In 20 we will have 2 or 3 new GOATs.
Paul George is better than Lebron. Lebron was just given better genetics but Paul George is the better and smarter basketball player.
>>154460455holy shit this fluke series has you hallucinating
>>154455891>Joker and the Nuggies got raped >Knicks had sex all over ATL kinda kino
>>154460400They will think LeBron sucks like millennials
Scott Foster The Extender is the referee for the Lakers Rockets game tonight
>>154455891NO AYO, NO DONTE, NO EDWARDS NO PROBLEM. SENT THAT FAT WEIRDO BACK TO HIS HORSES
>>154455955The day that the league shuts down his foul baiting like they did with Harden is the day that he becomes Lou Williams
>>154461972Him, Reaves, Brunson, etc. are a cancer and the referees need to drop the nonsense of rewarding them
>>154456465Every single thing they've done is a self-inflicted wound, but Murray is the worst of them. He showcased over years that he's basically a hot-or-cold 6th man type that is cold 90% of the time, so you just let him have 5-7 shots to see which version you get today before feeding him any more. But they gave him #2 money and allow him to constantly shoot them out of games with his kobe-esque FG% on 25 shots
>>154460455No lies detected. Broncels are immediately seething.
>>154462636Murray is the reason why Denver has a ring. He got hot against the Lakers and carried Brickola Chokic to a series win against the Lakers
If the Lakers get reverse swept LeDiddy's legacy will be tarnished and the Lakers will move on from him. It's a win-win situation for Lakers fans who want him gone
Imagine being Manute Bol, all the world's pussy at your fingertips, tallest nigga in the NBA, can slide that BBC into any and all snowbunnies, and you choose to procreate with THIS fucking ogre.No wonder Bol Bol sucks ass, if he was light skinded he'd be a 7'5 Klay Thompson. Dinkas truly are the dumbest blacks, they make t*tsis look like Hutu.
>>154463241It's 3-2 you fucking retard, do you know what a reverse sweep is?
>>154463321It is you who doesn't know what a reverse sweep is lil nephew
>>154463128Nah, Murbaby got carried by the biggest, best, whitest guy in the NBA who also happens to be the best basketball player in the world - which makes sense, it's a white man's sport invented by a Canadian, after all.
>>154463346No CaruGOAT never played for Denver
>>154463339Acting like a total retard who doesn't know ball doesn't really work when clankers can shit on your "opinion" on two seconds, nef.
>>154463339dumb fucking nigro, get rekd.
>>154463321
>>154461972>>154462288Let's make stricter foul criteria and see what that does for the league's top defense, your next line is all they do is hack
>>154463357Caruso gets cancelled out by SGA's floppy faggy leafiness, if he was still on the BVLLS he might be in the argument. Joker taller tho and Caruso can't pass
>>154463362>>154463384It's a best of 7 series you retard. A reverse sweep is when teams go up 3-0 then lose the series 4-3. Congratulations on embarrassing yourself. I remember my first time watching sports
>>154463395>NO U>AI still says you are wrong>mfwKeep screaming at the sky, unc.
>>154463406CaruGOAT led the Lakers to a championship in 2020
>>154463415Did you even watch the series you fucking moron? The bulls were not up 3-0. Learn how to count you stupid fucking nigger or go learn how to throw a ball and shut the fuck up.
Anyone here a pass user? I need you to do a test for me, can you (you) up to 6 people or does it flag your post as spam and prevent you posting?Cheers
>>154463432Bulls? Retard
>>154463346anti-abortion arguments are so retarded.No one is forcing you to have one, it's an option someone is free to choose whether to pursue it or not
>>154463432>Post clearly says Lakers>Retard thinks it's referring to the Bulls somehow>NBA hasn't had a best of 5 series in over 20 years
>>154463446Nobody brought up abortions, dude. It's just a cool picture.>>154463442Idgaf, western finals is gonna be Spurs-Thunder and I don't really give a shit about the Lakers as an Oakland native.
>>154463467Lakers are playing bulls in round 1 of the playoffs and it's 3-2. How retarded are you
>>154463495>Lakers are playing bulls in round 1 of the playoffs
>>154463501Fuckin nazi how dare you that is antisemetic
When did the Bulls make the playoffs and how are they in the Western Conference? >>154463467I think he's on harder drugs than weed
>>154463526Buddy, I am drunk as shit at work right now and I'm getting paid to call you a faggot.
>>154463542
>keeping a diaryWhy the fuck are lightskins like this?
>>154463620Klay grew up in south Orange County. That place is SUPER white
>>154463660Not anymore. A lot of Indians and Asians now living like sardines
>>154463685klay will fit right in lol nigga looks greek
These playoffs have been pretty shit. I don't know if I'm even gonna watch after this weekend
>>154455891Harden is a gay
modern basketball is so lame. they say these guys are the most talented ever but they look and play like trash. like you're telling me these guys are better than jermaine o'neal
>>154468759If Jordan played in this era he'd average 50ppg
Are you guys watching this halftime performance? This chick is gonna die
RUIIIIIIIIIIIIII
austin reaves my white demon
>AYYYYYY
just get it to 10
That Bronny garbage time dagger 3 to put a ribbon on the series is finna hit like crack in the 80s
Shitgoon is garbage and Houston would be smart to trade him with KDickerson
>25 points Literally the most dangerous lead
Another wasted year for KD man this nigga is cursed
rockets offense is so disgusting to watch
the rockets are the worst offense in the world
houston stuck in mediocrity for the next 10 years
Why isn't KD playing anyway? is he dodging Lebron in what is possibly their last playoffs matchup?>>154469522Do australians really like that skin color? eww
raptor
Sixers WILL get BTFO by my Celties
GDI this is such a shitty game
>>154469551he got caught fakin an injury and pseudo kicked off the team
Why does it feel like the rockets will somehow come back
>>154469563
the question is will the rockshit chimp like nugs and blazoid did? or are they too mindbroken by dickerson
Rockets can't buy a bucket to save their lives
>Anton is 27WTF he looks 37
>>154469567The Lakers are fucking around too much
brooooooo if ur entire offense is based around EY then u need to actually hit ur free throws this is o dogshit to watch
>>154469568At least that game was a historic annihilationThis is just meh
>Drive to the rim>EYYYYYModern NBA offense
>>154469516I think that all KD needs is a half-decent point guard to lighten the playmaking load, once VanVleet gets back he'll be fine. Sengoon is another matter, if it wasn't for the Rockets' devotion to him I feel that it would be a great idea to flip him in the off season.
>>154469575he's jamaican
>>154469576Houston has no urgency. Until they start pressing and hitting their FT, the Lakers can eat clock.
lmao @ lakes still holding out hope for luka. that fat nigga wouldn't be back until game 6 of the finals
why do oldheads seethe at lebron? both my grandpa and dad keep mentioning MJ while we watch this game
>the rockets tanked for multiple years to assemble a team that can't run an offense or play defenseThis should be the nail in the coffin for the positionless basketball meme
Will the Rockets reach 70? Place your bets.
Lake are in their customary slump right now but the rockshit arent even able to have a fake ass comeback during it lol. garbage team. lake will start blowing their asses out in the 4th
>have ball in paint>go up for dunk>don't say EYwtf rockets that was literally all u had going for u
smart is so goated
Reeves is abusing Shegoon
GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE NEPHEW
yeah just wrap it up at this point. AR is in rape mode
Austin Reaves is turkroach father
>>154469606I for one always rooted against that fag
If Adam Silver truly rigs the league this Lakers Rockets series should go 7
Now that AR15 has had a game to get his rhythm back it's really no surprise that the lakers are giving belt
maybe the rockets just unlocked a new offensive play because they just made a bucket and it was a 3 pointer
>timeout>breakdancing in the middle of the courtAmerican sports never cease to confuse me
>>154469606Michael Jordan had something that LeBum will never have and that is a killer mentality. Oldheads don't give a fuck about stats because the only thing that matters in basketball is how you play the last 5 minutes of the game. Game on the line you don't give LeBron the ball, you give it to Jordan
>>154469599KD is ducking a playoff series anon. It’s never been more over
>Calls for screen>Defender switches to sheingoon>Attacks sheingoon>ProfitIt's that easy
>>154469661What is Jordan’s playoff record without Scottie?
>>154469606Because LeBron is a flopping refbaby
hate lebronhate jordanshrimple as
LeAcolytesJokic, Curry and Dickerson are all out of the yoffs while WE are still standing at the age of 41How are we so blessed and powerful
EEEEEEEYYYYYYY
>>154469678This is the best you can come up with? When people say #23, it isn't LeBum they think of
>AYYYY
>>154469689that eyyy shit needs to be investigated, it's clearly signalling the refs for foul calls
>>154469682give me the rundown on this girl you keep posting
>>154469678Scottie averaged 17.5 in the offs zoom zoom
Coach...the lead is slipping...
>AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
>>154469659I think it's hilarious to watch the home-court hype teams go out and try to get the crowd excited when the home team is getting absolutely shit on
No AYYYY this time...:'(
papa roach's performance is what people act like shai plays like.. at least shai makes his shots he flails on
if that gets overturned as a blocking foul we're goin to game 7 cuz shit's rigged
that's a charge, ref
>>154463314>Dinkas truly are the dumbest blacks, they make t*tsis look like Hutu.There are like 3 anons who will get that joke.
stop calling this gay ballerina move the "euro step" please
>AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AIEEEEEEEEEE
Sad LeMickey isn't gonna blow a 3-0 lead after all
>>154469568I walked into living room while my brother was watching the game and thought the 50 lead before half was a joke for a second. Kek
At least the Rockets won the 3rd quarter by 2
Reminder to check your balls for lumps.
It's over, they're not coming back, they physically odnt have enough time to generate enough EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYs in the 4th to erase the deficit >>154469701she was the star of Silent Hill F
Do you think Reaves get the nword pass?Do you think he was ever told "you aight white boy"?
sengun has such a punchable face
>>154469737Lakers will unironically lose at the pace the last few minutes went.Still very unlikely, i give them 90% odds
do they ever test lebron for PEDs or the king is exempt and it would damage the league if he got exposed?
>>15446973716 isn't that bad, especially cuz the lakers aren't exactly playing great eithera little 8-0 run to start the quarter and we got a real game
Lakers deserve to lose the way they played the last 6 minutes. Garbage effort
>>154469726in the uncropped version of this post the user has a UK flag which really seals the deal
>>1544696780
>>154469737lemickey poster is a fat san antonion. Sad!
>>154469756pretty mid girl to obsess over I think
>>154469761literally everyone on the league is on PEDs
>>154469761LeBron has access to PEDs that are 5+ years ahead of testing
>NBA so dead they don't even bother making game threads anymore on /sp/Sad!
>Josh Hart doing commercialsnew york niggas are you fr? he is not that guy
If lakers win the chip then Lebron will surpass Jordan as the GOAT.
High iq math:They were down 25 mid 3rd quarter, now down 16. Meaning they should be up 2 by end of game.Why am i not the highest paid nba coach yet
Lebron will probably pass away from cancer. All the drugs and experimental yuro shit he takes.
>>154469788peak poster count is maybe 20
RUI RUI RUI!
guard rui leave everybody else openalso teach reed to say EY
I never doubted you Rui
>>154469726I need some backstory on this conspiracy theory
The NBA busted the myth of the slavic tough guy.
My hockey team does something similar to this with the lights out and everyone has their phone lights on. It's badass in person
>>154469800He'll still outlive your dad who killed himself the day you were born
Rui activated his Shinkai
>>154469798counterpoint: Hachimura 3 go brrrrrrrrrr
Essen should be banished from the NBA for that shor.
RUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I FUCKING LOVE YOUUUUU
>>154469793Lebron's legacy ended when Russel Westbrook went to the Lakers. If he wasn't already the goat then, he never will be. Everything after is just filler.
>dfs chuck 3
it's over turn it off
>>154469751>Look for swelling. Hold your penis out of the way and examine the skin of the scrotum.>Examine each testicle. Using both hands, place your index and middle fingers under the testicle and your thumbs on top.>Gently roll the testicle between your thumbs and fingers. Look and feel for any changes to your testicle. These could include hard lumps, smooth rounded bumps, or new changes in the size, shape or consistency of the testicle.
Honestly as much as i want my team to win its better we lose. The okc would sweep us. It would be this game 4 times.
These cannot be the top 8 best nba teamsNo way this is what the league has the best to offer
The Rockets are just throwing the game...
BRONNY TIME IMMINENT
>2 teams in 2026 will score sub-80 points in the playoffs
Shitgoon needs one good will season with a real point guard to take work off him. If he doesnt take a step forward ship him off. Stupid plays, offense regressing, always complaining and mid defense
turns out that slavs are a buncha soft whiny bitches who only pretend to be stoic badasses
bronny is averaging 5 claps/min. good stats
BORING
It's almost human victory cigar time
slavoid BITCHED by the samurai
Bad sportmanship T him up refs.
>lebron is 9-23>lakers are up 20?
LMAO GOON MELTY
>>154469851he runs kinda funny. like he's got some mayo and pickles up his ass
what if rui yelled EYYYYY when thompson slapped his hand away
>>154469839>>154469842I think the Hawks and the Rockets just want to go to Cancun and are trying (or tried) to get their series over now
entire Houston lineup needs to be taken out back behind the stadium and whipped after this series, durant in front
I've never seen a small guy be so bad at FTs
>>154469857I think he is lacking in "Let's Go", it's his lowest cheer rate so far
Sheppard is so ass today
>begging for free throws because you missed your free throwthe bawb is mindbroken1 2 3 CANCUN
>>154469851I meant trash defense not mid kek
>>154469788NBA game threads died with the 60 second post timer. The game is just too fast paced to bother with
reed was wrestling lol
I absolutely refuse to believe this Lakers team is actually good. The rockets might unironically be the biggest trash can team in the playoffs.
i sense a bawb chimpout brewing in houston
the houston rockets offense has *zero* flow
bronny needs to score 2 points so he can say he outscored the rockets bench again
*wins game 6 by causing mobley to turn it over*
At least the Rockettes did their jobs of allowing Reaves to work the rust off
>god my team is so dogshit
How many "bitches" "soft" "pussy ass niggas" is Udoka gonna drop in the locker room?
Dickerson mentally drafting his tweets
Ooooo nihong is unstoppable
>>154469914he should just leave the arena and start lookin for a new job
>>154469911Rockets win the series if the coaches were swapped.
>>154469894Some people here might just be having fun with Lebron's potential final playoff appearance
>>154469909I don't think he actually said that
I just want to see Rui dunk on Shitgoon and I can sleep well tonight
>>154469909as if it matters. you could get reaves and luka at 100% with prime version of leroid and okc would still win in 5levels
based sicko reddick
Good time out, there's too much time to play this loose
>>154469894The rockets players are mentally down and they have little to no chemistry.Reed cant play defense or playmake, amen has only athleticism, jabari is low iq, tari is trash, we all know about the gooner.Most of the problems could be solved with one pg, 3pt sniper and another big man. Which is what the rockets had in fvv kd and adams. Their injuries are unironically way worse than missing luka and reaves overrated ass
>3 good shooters at best>only playmaker was an injury prone manlet>relying on KD to be a leaderThe Rockets really didn't think this one through
>>154469946The refs will leave their whistles at home, LAL in 4.
>>154469949"Look, maintain the lead, milk the clock, and most importantly, if sheingoon screams AYYY, don't touch him."
>>154469916Mentally? He 100% has other burner accounts that haven't been exposed yet that have been getting even more all-time takes since the all-star game
please god let amen bitch toss reaves like he did to herro
>>154469894Rockets were supposed to be a defensive team and they couldn't stop Luke Kennard from dabbing on them 3 games in a row.
if the nuggets blow it up I wouldn't mind trying to see if my rockets could try to ship off van fleet for murray
oh lebron where do i even begin...
Now that the dust has settled, is Udoka the most overrated coach ever? What does he even do other than looking upset?
>>154469992i really think the nuggets are done with terrorists
>>154469996LeGod continuing to prove the wonders of modern medicine.
>>154469996What happened in g4
If Luka doesn't play against OKC does that mean he will be running from the coming?
nothing worse than going out sad
>>154470009Don't you mean Portland?
>>154470013He takes Adrenachrome
>>154469996what a beautiful smile.... uWu my sunshine LePookiePie
>>154470015He got his 10 and subbed out saying he's too old for this shit
>>154469996>24 points on 24 shotsgoat shit
the fuck was that OOB
RELEASETHEBRONNY
>>154470017Who's the biggest loser of the playoffs so far besides Chokic?
goonbros I don't feel so good
>>154469996my sunshine
man these rockets players are so dirty hurting my white demon austin reaves
>>154470016i think after the lakers lose game 1 by 70 reaves and lebum aren't gonna play against okc either
>>154470035Durant got so exposed for his inability to handle a double team it has people reevaluating his career.
>>154469986THANK YOU GOD
The 3-0 NBA comeback is impossible. It is simply physically not possible to play with the required desperation and intensity for 4 games back to back to back to back.
It's still weird to think Reddick was a player like 5 years ago
>>154470052i could
DAGGERHouston isn't even rotating on defense
Keep: adamsTrade: jabari, tari, reed, everyone else, kdNot sure yet: amen, shitgoon, okogie, fvvIts very clear this team has failed.
What does this leaf have against reaves
rui looks exhausted
how is bronny not in the game yet
LeBron wants a garbage playoff 30 piece
>>154469894Lakers aren't that good, even with Luka. Still many many role players away from being even a conference contender. but they're really good in close games.
embarrassing way for a series to endat least show some heart
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bronny needs 2 points to outscore the rockets bench again get it done
LA is gonna get blown out by okc anyway
>>154470065He’s probably a jeet
>>154470070The Lakers are a young team outside LeBron. Next couple years they're gonna get a lot better
Who will shot more free-throws in the OKC-LA series?
LeUnc has earned himself some naptime
Time to do some Rockets trade machine ideas, jerk off and sleep. GGs today
>>154470061On one hand, kd killed the team, on the other hand, reed is a 3rd overall pick and shooting worse than a random gym game pick up
Uuuhh Bronnysisters??
Any houston bros here....not sure what to do tonight besides killing myself. In katy
LEMON PEPPER WINGS
Charles lost. The lakers outlasted the rockeks and the nuggets of shit.
KDickerson and Shitgoon gotta go
How come rockers fans look happy and dancing while their team gets kwabbed back to a rebuild?
>>154470052Someone will get it when another team gets injured eventually. But yeah regular 4-0 sweeps are really hard as is. It requires a big talent gap and some luck. All it takes to ruin a sweep is 1 guy getting hot to swing a game. So you have to have a near sweep (3-0) followed by an actual sweep (4-0) which is just statistically not going to happen without injuries and luck on top of that.
Cockettes ''''''fans''''' care to explain?
Welp ggs LakersEnjoy getting pummeled by the ThunderIt’s been…..a season for sure. The 2026 Rockets were an abject failure on so many levels, it’s a wonder we even made the playoffs. I look forward to putting our heads in the sand and doing nothing in the offseason. See yal next season /nba/bros.
lakers put in their shit players which means they sub out all 5 playersrockets respond by putting in their shit players which means they sub nobody
>>154470099Why? This team is garbage. If we win the series it would be this but 4 games in a row. Okc beats lakers 4-1. They would have swept us and won by 30 each game.
A bit early but fuck itthread theme https://youtu.be/vtE3_voC3qU?si=5srA46PiAclP16DK
oh my pookie lebonbon, words could not even describe how much of a feat this is
lets be fr for realokc 4-0 lakers clean sweep
"Yes they finally put me in"
BRONNY
Imagine if Lebron actually had a kid with a taller woman
>bronny with the steal and assistgoddamn
>>154470099I'm going to get back to studying. need to make sure I pass my diff equations final in a few days.
>>154470065leafjeet is just an antiwhite autist. Best to ignore him or better yet just filter all leafs. Nothing of value would be lost.
bronny james ORBbronny james STLbronny james AST
Reed with another shitty game.4/191/10 from 3
>>154470083they have no young talent, closest is dalton and he's in gay j's doghouse. larapia is the worst player in the league. if they don't land big free agents this core isn't doing shit
BronnyGOD
Hot take:For a team with 0 shooting and pg-abilities, Sengun did alrightDont get ne wrong, hes a bum and i hate watching him. But his efficiency would probably add another 5% if theres was even the slightest bit of shooting ability on the court. Not much you can do without it.Trade him for giannis tho hes ass
FRAUDOKA
BRONNY LEGACY GARBAGE TIME
What a way to quit by the rockets Garbage Time JAM!
This is embarrassing
>>154470140Reaves, Luka, Ayton, Rui
>getting this Laker lineup dropped on you in a playoff ellimination gamehumiliation ritual holy shit
Bronny actually getting a full 2 minutes to play in a elimination game hell nawl the rockshits are fucking trash
What is bronnys future in the league? Defensive bench player?
LEAVE SGA TO ME
Amen Thompson is also good and he should be kept. Excellent defense, athleticism and energy. Theres no reason he couldnt develop an average 3 pt shot with enough coaching. Should be kept.Reed:Trash asf, no skills at the game other than shooting and he mightve lost the lakers game 3 by himself
>>154470083they definitely have a big, big summer to work out the team. >LaRavia, Knecht and Vanderbilt all 1 year left, with the latter having a player option for 2027-28>Reaves, Ayton, Smart all with player options this summer>Hayes, Kennard, Kleber, Rui and Lebron all UFAThey'll obviously try to trade the trio in group 1. Reaves may be convinced to take the PO and then still get an extension that kicks in later so they can have extra money for FAs this summer. Ayton almost certainly opts out for more money. Smart I think takes the option.Kleber's cap hold will be gone. Lebron COULD take less money but I doubt it. Rui may be extended early just to free up his cap hold. Hayes will probably be back on cheap deal. Just not really sure what FAs can realistically improve the team.
>>154470162retires when Bronny James Sr retires.
>draft @getoffmydickerson's next tweetsgo
>>154470162token victory cigar like brian scalabrine
>>154470144Yeah hes probably in the worst position for a star centerGotta play without a pg, shooters and gotta lead the team as a 23yoAND gotta deal with KD. Nightmare
nah bro bronny roastin' on you you gotta dissolve the franchise
>>154470162Marcus Smart is his ceiling.
>>154470162SJewA stopper
my lakies
>>154470185no wayhis ceiling is like chris whitney
>>154470162he'll get traded to lil bros team when he gets drafted
Also the Rockets coach must be a pain in the ass. Terrible vibes all around for this franchise
>>154470185He's not getting DPoY votes and All defense teams
>rockets got dribbled out by Bronny in an elimination gameWorse humiliaton ritual than Jokic got
Sweep upcomingPlease come back puka so the win will be even better
>>154470198It wasn't like that last year before KD arrived
>>154470185That's a very generous ceiling.
Let’s have a great weekend now lakiechads
>the modern nba offense only made 78 points in 48 minutes
KD is a punk ass bitch
>>154470144He's regressed under Udoka who is a shit tier coach. He used to be called Babby Jokic because he was a good passer and now that part of his game is just gone. How can you not run at least dribble handoff spam with him.
I've always wondered what players say to each other when they hug after a seriesWell played?Good job good effort?
When's game 1 Tuesday?
>>154470205Oklahomo are one SGAy injury away from getting humiliated. Don't get too cocky
Dort gonna injure Lebron
>My legacy is finally safe
>astros dynasty ended by BLACK GM>Rockets rebuild killed by BLACK coach>texans mega defense wasted by BLACK QB
>>154470211they scored 10 of those in shitter time too
Admit itHe's a GREAT coach.
oh my god that dress on Taylor rooks
Thank You Based God
>>154470194>>154470199>>154470207Alright then, Lakers Marcus Smart not Celtics Smart. A good defensive guard from the bench.
well done lelkers, however
>>154470239BELT
>>154470235But Smart is starting......
>>154470231if he wins 1 game against okc i'll say he's a good coach
>>154470185Fuck no. Smart is so much bigger. His absolute ceiling is PatBev, but that's never happening since Bronny was born with a silver spoon and could never have the same dawg.
>>154470225le 28 man
>>154470239
Watching the rockets players smile and dap each other up after the game is a good reminder these dudes dont really give a fuck and neither should their fans.If i was on the team id be holding back tears and if i was a fan id be seething
>>154470231He can't develop talent, needs more trust in the younger guys but this is LA where FAs come like moths so it probably won't matter in a few years. Dunno if he stays after bron walks though
holy shit Nash looks old as fuck now
>>154470247If Luka comes back they'll win at least one game but they're are clearly overmatched
>>154470231Who knows. He does what he can with that team. They are stuck with Lebron and would be foolish to resign him.
Why do people make fun of the East when the rockets exist?
>>154470231As the /sicko/ poster I have been vindicated countless time this season.
>>154456666ffs why do retards keep saying this we didn't draft mcdanielswe traded away our draft pick for schoeder like a whole week before the draft, Mcds was never a laker
god she is so fucking hot
>>154470266>If Luka comes back they'll win at least one gameHealthy Luka was useless against OKC, hobbled Luka will be even worse.
>>154470246That's the problem. I love what Smart has been doing this season but he's not a starting player in serious contending team.
>>154470235still not close. lakers version of smart's iq, playmaking, shooting, and even defense (bronny's "speciality") are beyond anything bronny will ever reach. dude sucks. he's in the league because the cum that made him came out of leroid
dont run when it comes shaizestLeBelt is coming
the pride of japan
Would betray my race for Taylor Rooks.
>>154470272Rockets would really get slapped by any of the low seeded east teams lol, trash ass fucking team.
Eurochads left after this humiliation ritual:WemGODGODbertLuGODHartGODFranzGODNot worried, we still got 5 and one guaranteed in the playoffs.Rip my brown nigga shitgoon enjoy cancun, for some reason i respect you more after this series. You suck but at least you tried until the bitter end
japanese twitter is going crazy about hachimura, they love that nigga
>Mobleys mom dissin mitch
>>154470291You have low standards
>>154470300he might be autistic or something, but if he is, he is a savant at this stuff
>>154470221if shai was declared out before the series even started, okc would still be -500 at worst
>>154470235I dunno, man. How likely is he gonna hit that "ceiling"? "Lakers Smart" literally won 2 playoff games for them. I see him as a 6th man on an injury-depleted team.
>>154470298Did Rudy Gobert make it into the hall of fame with this win?
umm okc in 4 is trending... lakesisters?
Sugoi neh lakers
>Warriors a lock to win 8-10 rangz>have the all time chokiest choke, get buttmad and decide to blow it up to acquire KD>only end up with 5 or something>apparently the Nets happened (and for 4 years?), but they're never anything>Suns reach finals but lose>decide to acquire KD>never heard from again>Rockets are #2 seed, up and comers>decide to acquire KD>never heard from againWho's next? I don't know why I'm thinking Cavs, he's done the Harden teamup like 5 times already
Will Luke Kennard gonna be relevant again?
L A K I E SAKIES
>>154470317No question about it at this point
>>154470308he tried to help sengun up due to jap mannerism and amen thompson pushed him out of the way
>>154470309No they aren't retard. Oklahomo rely on the referees to give them the advantage. They could barely beat Indiana last year
Did Shai grow up watching LeBron?Will he be conflicted about putting belt to his hero's ass?
>>154470308Rui is just legit Japanese, his English is better than most.
>>154470330black people and respecting japanese culture and hospitality, ngmi
Hachimuras mid range is pure sex and he was godly on 3 tonight
>>154470333nah shaivonte is a real one
Lakers know how to beat anybody after playing against Shitgoon: AYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>154470333Shai is a Kobe and AIfag
>rockets went from - 900 favorites to getting swept in 6
>>1544703174 DPOYs7 All Defense 2 Silver medalsLots have made it with far less accolades
i always knew scott foster got me
Taylor Rooks is a fucking goddess, there’s no other way to say it
>>154470272Rockets lost their only ball handler and their center who was getting mad off rebounds. A full rockets roster would fuck up cle/raps/whoever
If the spurs or thunder somehow blow their next series half the casinos in Vegas will declare bankruptcy
Its 2026, LeBron is 41.He just made it further in the playoffs than Jokic, Giannis, KD and Curry
Is KD coming back next year?
>>154470356But this is the signature series he needed to get people's eyes open, beating the "the best player in the world"
>>154470368this fuckery wont go on for much longer
>>154470332come again, esl? they're already -1000 as it is, losing shai would make them -500 at worst. they don't need shai to sweep your dusty ass lakes lmaolast time these two teams met, two of your starters were *literally* left for dead. i shudder to think what will remain of the lakes after a whole series. bronny might be playing 40 mpg by game 4
>>154470368He's LeBron and those are just guys.
Causo, remember the purple and gold. Don't do this.
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>154470389Lebron didn't want him on his team
>>154470371To Houston?, not if his agent can help it.
>>154470371Back to a first round exit, yes
My Lakies WON
>>154470317How is that even a question. If you play a pickup game at a local YMCA for 3 consecutive weeks you get in to the basketball HoF. The MLB HoF's existence is the only thing keeping basketball's from being the biggest joke in sports
never say jock itch is on LeGod level again
>Due to Toronto and Detroit forcing Game 7’s on Sunday, the start of OKC vs the LA/HOU series winner will start on Tuesday, May 5.
>>154470402give me the rundown on this cutie
Game 7 kinos
>>154470231This was obvious pretty early on.
>>154470409Silver giving the old man all kinds of rest
Meal~Yes, i know it looks like poop, shut up.
>>154470421lepookie is going golfing on sunday
so what happens if lebron goes to the finals and wins without luka?
>>154470409More time OKC to get ice cold.
>>154470409>Lakers with enough rest>OKC ice cold from too much rest>Luka coming back game 3Lakers in 6
lakers play better without luka but they cannot beat okc without himMakes you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgvvVh-pnLogoonbros......
>>154470425I bet you the winner of boston v philly plays on monday against the knicksmaking the Lakers playing on Tuesday totsl bullshit.
>>154470441okc, kfc, ufc, lakers in 5
>>154470416>all these series going 7 games>except the one good one
My career is a failure
>>154470443Bron saved us from more shitgoon hoops
>>154470398>had the option to pay both Caruso and THT>only chose the latter because ???
>>154470455Too many names to fit in the text atp kek
>>154470462because muh long arms
>>154470422We call this "Nasi Tim" what's your name for it, Malay bro?
>>154470455it's ok katie ur makin a lot of money, and some dumb ass team will trade for you surely
>>154470462tht wasn't the problem, it was westbrick trademassive ass contract forced us to let him go
>>154470462lebron wanted westbrook
>>154470422Is that sticky toffee cake with ketchup. Absolutely heinous.
Unironically how do rockets fans even cope? Trade everyone?
>>154470491Trade shitgoon and whip KD like a slave
>>154470491Reed look like a bust. Too small to play SG but can't lead an offense like a point
>>154470416Make or break the team apart for the Magic and 76ers.Harden is merc he's gone, Cleveland will trade him to team dumb enough to give him 2 years (the loser of Knicks vs. C's)
>>154470417I'd love to have, he just needs to win 10 of the next 20 chips.
>>154470357You really think he was on the Lakers side tonight after all the soft calls they gave Shitgoon for yelling AAYYYY all night? You are a fucking retard
>>154470523yo relax it's not that deep are you a rockeks fan or something
>>154470379>Calls people ESL>Proceeds to write an entire comment as an ESL with poor grammar and misspelt wordsLook at this retarded jeet
>>154455891> Chokic elimated in round 1 in his prime> LeOld Goat made it to the second round without his best teammate There are levels to this shit
The nba moves too fast man. That 60+ win Cavs season feels like a lifetime ago and it was literally just a year ago
if the rockets were in the play-in they wouldn't have made it out
>>154470500Im not sure about trading Shitgoon. I honestly think its the bad team around his skillset. But ive been soft on him since eurobasket 2025 where he worked his ass off and led his country to silver (and lost to us heh). Hes still highly flawed but nothing that cant be fixed. Keep him amen fvv adams, everyone else can go i say
Lakers-Thunder Round 2 schedule:Game 1: Tuesday, May 5 in OKCGame 2: Thursday, May 7 in OKCGame 3: Saturday, May 9 in LAGame 4: Monday, May 11 in LAGame 5*: Wednesday, May 13 in OKCGame 6*: Saturday, May 16 in LAGame 7*: Monday, May 18 IN OKC*If necessary.
>>154470470I'm not malay lol. It's actually a chinese dish called "Lo mai gai" (glutinous rice with chicken). I think it's closer to lemang desu>>154470487"Lo mai gai" (glutinous rice with chicken). The red sauce is chili sauce
Is Luka depressed? The lakers could have a decent shot if the injury gods hit the Thunder. Plus, I think the lakers can go to 7 against any east team.
>>154470546malaysian lo mai gai looks like a travesty i can't lie
Next year the Wizards make the playoffs
someone make a new genny b4 petefag
>>154470562But it tastes really good :'(
Ok but KD didn't play
>>154470563yes. they made it with russ westbrook as their best player a few years ago
>>154470570Earlyfagging just to beat petefag makes you just like him. I'd rather not earlyfag and not using his thread. I'll just go back to my refugee camp at /mlb/
>>154470547Only team I'd be worried about in the East is the Celtics because Mazzulla is a sicko like JJ. Would be a kino throwback Celtics vs Lakers series
>>154470563No?
OKC is gonna be the first team to sweep everyone, maybe the spurs can pinch a game or two , thats about it
>>154470599lol
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>>154470563Then every single one of their starters get injured for the series in the first minute of the 1st round>>154470533Both the Lakers and Nuggets would lose against the Timberwolves and would win against the Rockets.
>>154470532literally not one misspelled word in that post lmao. what a retarded cope from a retarded eslenjoy the 30 ppg average margin of defeat sweep. i'm sure you lil niggas will manage to keep one game within the teens LOL
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