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lol Canada
QUACK
pissed
knights play tomorrow
Fuck Canada
>ALERT>EMERGENCYwe need Edmonton radio stations to tune into, NOW>ALERT>EMERGENCY
cope
Do the soilers have a call-in show?
I finished my bag of chips
https://online-radio-canada.com/global-news-radio-880-edmonton
>we were an average team all year>an average team with high expectations you're gonna be disappointedsad!
>>154455950Did they have enough salt?
>oilers fans got this emailkwab
LMAOOOOOO
>McDavid won't win a Stanley Cup!Who cares? He already won the Four Nations, a best on best tournament
Proud to be a Ranger.
>>154455952EXCELLENT post
do you think the oilers will fire stan bowman?
>>154455952this is good, I'm listening but it's too mainstreamthese guys will toe the party line and just optimistically talk about next yearthey are also unlikely to take unfiltered calls from the publicwe need like a local broadcast type of deal, some guy with 20 viewers just fuming who will take calls
:-(
>>154455952They don't seem to be taking calls...
>>154455966Oh they'll have trouble reading that email kek
>>154455952kek
https://online-radio-canada.com/global-news-radio-880-edmontonNumber to call in: 780 451 8800
>>154455952wish I had a pizza 73 to enjoy with this
>>154455621The IE but I reject all LA teams.
>>154455984https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRTNm6GLJYI
Why can't Edmonton move on from Nurse?
There's also Sports 1440 I think they might seethe more.https://www.sports1440.ca/
>>154455984HIS EYES SHOW A SENSE OF DESPONDENCY AND HOPELESSNESS
>>154456001DEI money
>>154455989they do eventuallythere is also youtube live shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz8SbB64_UY
Any duck bois got footage of the blimp?
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGaunt>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJobber>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McSelfish>McShit>McSilver>McSissy>McStatpad>McTantrum>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
>>154455952this host sounds drunk
>>154456009they definitely will
>>154455994I tried that number already, and its disconnected
WHAT DO THEY DO?
>>154456019YEAH this is more what we need
>>154455984>we were just an average team all seasonwell at least he has his head on straight
>>154455966Would not want to be working customer support for the Oilers tomorrow
THANK YOU GARY
>>154456030You need a local number I think.
>yfw McBustid is never winning a Stan LeelmaoOilers By Year:• 2018… No Playoffs• 2019… No Playoffs• 2020… Qualifying Round L• 2021… 1st Round L• 2022… Conference Finals L• 2023… 2nd Round L• 2024… Stanley Cup Final L• 2025… Stanley Cup Final L• 2026… 1st Round L
>>154455966NO REFUNDS!
>>154456032>Why are the American citizens chanting USA for their American-based team? Don't they know the players aren't American?
When is McDavid going to a sunbelt team already?
>>154455905KWAB
hes going to SJ right
>>154456049I just tried again and I got through. I'm on hold
>we are tired we played the most games everlol they are so pathetic
Assuming Chris KWABlock is goneWho are the lels going to hire next?
>>154455905Baseball guy here, is this dude basically Canadian Judge?
Potential McDavid destinations>Rangers>Kings>Hurricanes>Habs>Flyers>Ducks>DevilsNOT Detroit
In one attempt the Ducks have done what the Kings couldn't do in four.
>>154456087pretty muchbut the oilers are managed worse than the bombers
>>154456079I told them my name is Dan btw in case I get on the air
>>154456087Yes
>>154456086Montgomery. They are pretty much screwed in terms of the GM though. Even if they fire Bowman tomorrow they are already way behind in the search.
>>154456023McNothingBurger
>>154456082My kitties won though, gg duckies!
>>154456087no, they made back-to-back finals with him.
>>154456099tell them that auston matthews wouldn't have whiffed that puck
>>154456093the kings are a meme team they just got swept faster than the senators
At least they’re saved from getting swept by the Avs in the WCF again.
>>154455952Pretend you're Indian when you call, they love that DEI shit.
>>154456104Thanks to this the Oilers don't need to come to terms with their team sucking, they can just blame the league.
>>154456114*lost back-to-back finals
>6 games>1 goal>-8what the fuck is his problem?
>>154456093Ya but to be fair, Kopitar, Quick, Brown, Doughty and whoever else from the Kings GOAT era was still there already had multiple rings at this point whereas McBust can't even get his first.
>>154455984This dude is going to hang himself in his monochromatic house.
A MAN IN FULL HOCKEY GEAR JUST JUMPED OFF THE RODGERS ARENA
>>154456023>McTard
>>154456130got his ankles annihilated in game 1 innit
>>154456130The Olympics has actually broken him. It's no longer a joke.
>>154456129I got confused and thought he meant mike trout
its disturbing how much listening to this oilers talk radio reminds me of listening to dallas cowboys local radio prior to prank calling it
>>154456093Because the Ducks did a proper rebuild to stock up on a new generation of star players while the Kings fell for retooling memes and thought Kopitar/Doughty could still carry them to Cups, plus they drafted busts like Turcotte and Byfield with their high picks. The Kings are going to be Anaheim’s and San Jose’s bitch for a long time.
>>154456093The Kings have two series wins against the Oilers in 11 meetings.
>>154456130Lacombe
>wake up>start quackingHuomenta bros
>>154456099compare McDavid to Joe Thornton
DUCKS ADVANCE
Who cares ducks are second round fodder
>>154456142then don't play?
>>154456092>Rangers - high>Kings - high>Hurricanes - zero chance>Habs - mid>Flyers - low>Ducks - low>Devils - low>NOT Detroit - midI'd add Tampa
Gretzky never lost to the Ducks in playoffs.
>>154455984his left eye just shut a little more
Scared yet, Amerifatties?
>>154456092sj habs or chicago
>>154456115>>154456166I'm planning on asking them if they think the Oilers should provide McDavid with a femboy
>>154456177
Imagine being McDavid's girlfiend and knowing you're gonna get mediocre sex for a while because your fraud BF couldn't win.
>>154456183No one in Quebec is mourning the Sens or Oilers.
these guys are sperging https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz8SbB64_UY
>>154456185pretty fucking weak
>>154456178Sad
>mcdavid will stay in Edmonton for loyaltyLMAO you oilers fans are lined up for a grim reality
>>154456196She getting mediocre sex because he cant get hard to 3dpd anymore.
>>154456200You can call in then faggot
im not listening to this shit radio show for the next 2 hours hoping some hoc retard may or may not get on
>>154456178Neither has Crosby
>>154456168better than a first round exitkek two time bridesmaids and now can't even get into the wedding
>>154456204everyone knows he's leaving. He'd be stupid to stay knowing they won't win.
why didnt they sign a goalie though
>>154456194There are no good goalies
>>154456197Canadians unite in the face of Southern aggression.
>>154456185quote this please but replace the name and players with mcdavid and oilers forwards
>>154456196at least she knows she's only getting one round
>>154456168kek seethe maplenigger
>>154456205she's lucky there isn't an NBA team in Edmonton.
>but he is sanic fast>leading points>most awardsTry again!
Fun fact: the last time the Dallas Stars were eliminated in the first round, the Colorado Avalanche went on to win the Stanley Cup
If the refs didn’t fuck the series up technically it would be a game seven right now.
>Frederic: $3.85mil>Nurse: $9.25mil>Walman: $7mil>Bouchard: $10.5milWhy would McDavid re-sign with such a bleak cap situation? Doesn't he want to win?
>>154456183I hope my Duckies play Montreal for the Stan Lee in a few years, it would be such a fun matchup. Both teams are very similar to each other in terms of roster composition and how they play. The two games between Anaheim and Montreal this season were incredible.
>>154456238>im retarded yes we know
Ducks gonna get an easy trip to the conference.>mammaries>vegassYeah, ducks are gonna be fine.
>>154456239a baboon could look at their build and realize it's time to jump ship
>>154456239this is like getting one of those all expenses paid shopping sprees and filling your cart with toilet paper rolls from the bathroom
evanescence in the background of this podcast lol
who has it worse?
>>154456239That defense is overpaid
>>154456248Did the refs lose sight of the puck refuse to blow the whistle and miss a goal that should have never happened?
Series wasn't closeDucks scored 26 times in a series that didn't even go the distance26 fucking times, kek
>>154456215Just last year oilers fans were convinced that he'd take a paycut and stay in Edmonton LMAO
>>154456263idk who the guy the left is but he's probably way more rich so mcdavid
>>154456263allen has never been to the owl
>>154456263what's behind the helmet hatch?
>>154456262WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>154456266>and miss a goal that should have never happened?>im also stupidstop we know
>>154456263the one was wasn't born a ameritard
>>154456266>did edmongolions get mindraped by a good goalyes
HE SAID ITKNOBLAUCH SAID ITHE SAID THAT THE DUCKS ARE EXCITING
>>154456279like that scene from hannibal
they actually hired a guy whose nickname is knobber
Did the rules change and suddenly opposing players decide if goals count or not?
>>154456272he did do that.
>>154456272Yeah I hope that one faggot remembers when we were arguing about this last year
>>154456300Shouldn't you be fighting the nearest person in a matching sweater lil bro
>>154456223You should call in anon. I'm going with the femboy question if I get through
>Both orange>Both upsets>Both young>Both in the playoffs for the first time in a long time>Both knock off an all time great>Both are destined to get manhandled by their next opponent Ducks and Flyers are bound by fate, linked by Gudas.
>>154456271It might have been a sweep if not for Gudas blowing a tire late in game 1
>>154456303>for the rest of his careerKek thanks oilers for wasting 10 years of McDavid
>>154456168how can u hate from outside of the club
>>154456263McMelty has been drummed up as the God and has done shit.DIG THE FUCK IN!https://youtu.be/cWDtkynl1Qk
>>154456332>how much timelmao
>>154455983its canada.everyone is a reddit normgroid you arent going to get anything funny
>>154456332Look at this guy, he's raging so hard he's forgetting how to speak English
WINDOW STATUSEAST:>Canes - open>Sabres - open>Lightning - closing>Habs - open>Bruins - closed>Sens - opening>Pens - shut>Flyers - openingWEST>Avs - open>Stars - closing>Wild - open>Knights - closing>Oilers - closed>Mammoth - opening>Ducks - open>Kings - closed
>>154456332KWAB
>>154456093right the ducks won the cup which the kings had tried four times before that, which is how many times they made the playoffs lol.but then they figured it out.
>>154456341He's just one of the many street shitting indians that infest the great white north.
>>154456341>forgettinghe never knew enough to forget
already banned in the chat
>>154456318If they get Vegas I like the Ducks’ chances. That’s another older team with a lot of mileage that will struggle to keep up with Anaheim’s skating and pressure. They play much better defense than Edmonton but I don’t see Sharter Fart stopping Anaheim.
>>154456332>deletedoh no no no
what a night to be indian
>mcdavid is an oiler 4 life
Which one goes 7?
he's gone right?
>>154456332>he deleted ito i am laffin
Callers are coming up pretty soon!
>>154456369boston in 7city of buffalo just too cursed
>>154456156>The Kings are going to be Anaheim’s and San Jose’s bitch for a long time.>and San Jose's>San Jose'slmao they aren't even a real team they've got no cups. they're rentboy is going to get an injury and they're going nowhere.
>>154456263Retard
>>154456369Tampa Montreal
>>154456332kwaboty
>>154456369All of them.
>>154456009fucking geoblocked
>>154456332nigga really was an indian
I feel very demoralized
>>154456384but gary...that just makes the players more tired.
so close to a round 1 sweep of Canada
Absolute state of jam boys
>america>indian>jewishall the same one mutt desu senpai
>Knoblauch translates directly to "garlic"Repels vampires and stanley cups
>>154456223
>>154455984[LITERALLY INCONSOLABLE]
>>154455963As an oil fan it was clear>Coach losing the room >Coach continually over playing mcdrai boosh to win games they should've lost>Depth getting no play time and this unable to find ways to produce. >Goaltending with ingram looks better, at a time when the team is either burnt out/injured or tired of coach garlicCould barely string together 3 wins in a row all year. Back to back finals sucking the life out of the team, or the coaching staff being ignored. I was hoping they'd beat the ducks, but it's clear they weren't going to go on a run. Sucks to see, but maybe they can convince nurse to retire or something and maybe next year is >ouryear>>154456001No movement clause, thanks Uncle ken
>>154456408thank you for your service
>>154456408we should do /hoc/ mad libs in the offseason
>>154456183So you admit Canada is the underdog in hockey and it's the US's sport now?
>>154456419Culture if losers clinging to the past, despite all those gifted #1 picks
Atleast oiler fans can say they went to the finals back-to-back, only two teams in the league reach that far every yearh!
>>154456344Correct but change senturds to closed, their team is shit and they rushed their rebuild.
>>154456434>and it's the US's sport now?no it's gary's
Now we just need the Raptors and Bluejays to lose to keep the Rogers collapse going.
>>154456448
>>154456437sounds like you desu senpai
>>154456447Insane accomplisment!!! >remember when skinner was elite>remember when nurse is elite>remember when bouchard for norris>remember when walman was elite>mcdavid is an oiler for lifeoh how i am laughing
>>154456332Fuck off back to india you god damn dirty jeet.
I just checked the phone against the radio and there is like a 30 second delay. I'm going to get muted 100% but I'll still give it a try
>>154456150kek
WHY DIDNT MCDAVID PLAY HARDER?https://youtu.be/Wwfz-4kS1jE
>>154456370Can't imagine he stays when cassidy is available. Even though he just signed an extension
>>154456464I'm in queue and am gonna suggest a mcdavid for matthews trade
>there will not be an elimination compilation:(
>>154456472i am skeptical cassidy will go there
>>154456472why would cassidy want to go to edmonton
they're taking calls shortly
>>154456183The day of the rake draws ever so closer...
>>154456482Was thinking about it but there are too many newfags and gimmick posters for me to put in the effort
R1 not even over and we're already down to 1 remaining Canadian teamThis will be the 33rd year year in a row the Stanley cup stays in the u.s.
the oilers got outbid for mackenzie blackwood because mike grier really liked nikolai kovalenkokwab
>>154456484>>154456487Money, and who else is hiring at the moment that is less of a dumpster fire than the oil?
>>154456501>nikolai kovalenkoliterally who?
Hire a real coach. Like the guy from the stands.
>>154456497we had it good some years back :(
>>154456513cska moskva legend
For me this was the laffs elimination this year.
vegas has a player named DORO?
How does he do it?
>>154456546Culture and mindset of a winner
They're taking callers!
Based David
Edmonton Oilers in the first round:2021 — don’t face Kings, eliminated2022 — face Kings, advance2023 — face Kings, advance2024 — face Kings, advance2025 — face Kings, advance2026 — don’t face Kings, eliminatedLos Angeles merchants?
they shut down the first guy lol
>>154456558i unmuted just in time to hear the host asking callers to behave better, what did he say
>>154456556Hmm I do see a peculiar trend
>>154456562He didn't seem to be trolling, was just too drunk and autistic
>>154456566lol damn should've let him roll
>>154456562Talking about the Oilers injuries and mentioned Darnell's brain injury.
>>154456183Burgers won sled hockey as well.Montreal Carolina would be big funny east final.
They're only taking a couple more callers...
yeah this show isnt worth the time
>>154455952>We'll call it a nightI missed it how hard were they malding?
>>154456587I'll hang on the line in case I get picked up, but this was VERY disappointing
MFW The toileter won as many playoff series as my Cats this year.
it's so over...
>>154456019taking texts 780 218 9999
>>154456599>Ovechkin, 32McDavid bros...there's still hope...
>>154456589sounded defeated more than anything, only took like three callers
I stopped watching when they kicked the puck in. Knew it was over then.Last 3 teams to beat the oilers went on to get the cup, hope the ducks go all the way so I can at least say they lost to the champions.
KWAB of the decade
Big players make big plays in the big moments of big games.Is he a big player?
>>154456596
>>154456612He's not a big guy
>>154456612No, he is a charisma vacuum who just cant hold a locker room together>DIG IIIIINThat was a tantrum
They put a drunk boomer named "rocket" on for their final call
Starting to wonder if McDavid ever makes it to the triple gold club. Oh well, Gretzky and Lemieux are not there.
>>154456612He is a big kwaboat
With Edmonton eliminated, the Montreal Canadiens are Canada's last chance to win their first Stanley in 33 years. Not ideal. Why are Canadian teams so shit at winning Stanley Cups?
It's going to get real real dark in Edmonton for the next decade. That jew pedophile cokehead owner doesnt have the money anymore to keep this team lmao Way to ruin the leagues best players entire career
happy stars and oilers elimination day, everyonegood night /hoc/
Be honest /hoc/. Do you think the Flames win a cup before the Oilers?
McDavid needs to divorce his wife and move to the sunbelt
>>154456642no one nose
>>154456563
jesus christ lol
>>154456642Rest of the canadian fanbases (excluding jets fans) will leech their cup and claim it as their
>>154456663good thing they have trent locked up for so long
>>154456648hyvää yötä fren
>>154456668who is trent I've never heard of this guy
Connor... it's time. Join us.
pootah elimination day tomorrow
>>154456674neither have i
>McDavid is 1+5 -8>Podkolzin is 3+3 +5>Kapanen is 4+2 +7Yep, I'm calling a fraud on this one.
>leldmonton>mcbust
slopdown was cancelled
>>154456618For them.
>>154456701that was hampage. and the stars. and the oilers. KWAB
Wrestlefags OUT
>>154456704If I take your bagels will you die?
>>154456720It would be very antisemitic
>>154456725You're a big commissioner
Minnesota really gets to bootyblast denver twice in playoffs in the same year Great lakes > rockiesImagine worrying about not having water cause you sold it all down river kek
To those who prayed for McDavid's downfall, congrats you won.
>NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman offered his unequivocal support for the ruling that upheld the Anaheim Ducks' overtime goal against the Edmonton Oilers in Game 4 of their first-round playoff series.THANK YOU AGAIN GARY
>>154456739Thanks
>>154456739As an American, I'm used to winning...
>>154456748How many foreskins did anaheim give him?
mcdavid will boil in hell for letting this patriot down. shame shame shame.
anyone catch woody's reaction?
Has a Canadian ever lost a series and not whined about it?
>>154456758Black dont crack
>>154456772yeah, darnell nurse
>>154456780This niggas head looks like a penis.
>>154456739It was actually you guys praying for his downfall by insisting he stays in Edmonton
>>154456772It's a source of national pride, and when it gets damaged we bitch and moan
>>154456772I have never seen a gracious canadian in loss nor victory
Just fire Bowman it's so simple
>>154456804Me either
>>154456797AND WHO THE FUCK WAS HE SUPPOSED TO WIN IT WITH? FLORIDA?? HA!SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP ALREADY FINNIGAN LOOKING ASS MOTHER FUCKER
>>154456780yakubian torture invention to penetrate the greatest autist in hockey
>>154456804>>154456809>t. canadian derangement syndrome
Tough year for McFraud. What's next for him?
>>154456780
>>154456829Two more increasingly tough years before leaving to a team that will fail to properly build a team around him before ending his career with no cups.
Why are you, as an Oilers fan, hoping McDavid leaves just so he can “win”? That makes no sense to me. Since when did cheering for one player matter more than supporting the actual team? I get wanting to see him succeed, but not at the expense of the Oilers. Feels backwards to root for your best player to walk instead of wanting the team to build something around him.
One more sleep to game six because of course it's gotten to game six. You know I actually think they'll get to game seven just to tchoak in the most painful way possible. The excitiment is palpable! I'm palping the hell out of it.
mcgaykid will end his career as the zoomer dumbo joe thornton but without the gold medal kwab
>>154456817Well it sure as shit wasn't with edmonton
>>154456847McDavid is cursed, Oilers win the first year he's out
>2 year extension>0 points 3 shots>We were an average team all year. When you're an average team with high expectations, you're going to be disappointed.
>>154456851no nigga in this world will take thornton over hydrogen bomb mcdavid. sick retard.
>>154456843yep, you're deranged and low iq. keep proving my point if you'd like
>>154456867I might be low iq, but I'm not deranged
I sure wish I had gotten to experience that stuff in person. I was 3000 miles away and seeing an Oiler game in person was a pipe dream. I watched that at my grandparents house with my parents and grandparents. I was 13. My dad was dead two and a half years later and my grandmother five years after that. As an adult I’ve tried to catch that magic and been in 3 rinks to see Gary Bettman crush my dreams, the most recent two in Florida with my own boy. As I start to recognize my own mortality the urgency to get experience that one more time with him grows almost daily. And I know that the next 14 months are key.
>>154456739KWAB
>>154456758How many black people were in Edmonton 101 years ago?
Matt Boldy vs Matthew Tkachuk
>another sunbelt upset over an established canadian franchisegary and the top brass of the nhl suits are celebrating tonight. i hope the interns get a raise too, they've worked hard at shilling for sunbelt teams all season
It’s up
It's insane how Woodcroft somehow got the last laugh in all this.
>>154456900
DIG THE FUCK IN
>>154456896>the top brass of the nhl suits are celebrating tonightand as a flames fan, so am I
>>154456905Holy fuck he's mad as hell, I thought McBitch was upset Woodcroft got fired
the only way for Mcdavid to salvage is career now is to sign with the Sharks or Blackhawks and piggyback off of Celebrini or Bedard
>>154456919He was the one that got Woody fired
m i l d inw i l d i nw ewemildinw i l d i ninning
Is Nurse the worst contract in the last decade? Almost 10m until 2030 with a no movement clause, while being the worst player on the team by a wide margin.
oh shit mcdavid got swept just in time for worldsLFG!!!!
Ok ok shut this shit down right fucking now Gary is finally doing the apehoop shit where they start round two when round one is still going on Jesus fucking Christ this is the worst thing Gary has done in 30 years.
>>154456940Sweet sweet revenge
>>154456946Yeah
>>154456950Read between the lines goy, it means no Game 7s because all the teams that are up 3-2 will win Game 6 tomorrow
You think he hears this in his sleep?
>>154456896THE HEART OF CHAMPIONSHIP HOCKEY IS IN THE SOUTHERN LATITUDES
>>154456940RETARD.Katz thought it's best to surround McDavid with familiar faces, hence the hiring of his peewee league coach. The decision was ultimately outsourced to his longtime manager and the org's recent hire, Jeff Jackson, now head of operations.
>>154456967Yeah
Will this genny have a calm and collected reaction or a meltdown to the eventual Wild-Sabres Stanley Cup finale?
>>154456977stfu mildcuck go to bed
>>154456896>team gifted endless #1 picks whines about how they're getting screwed by the NHL after losing to a team that has never had a #1 pickGary didn't make the oilels hand out a bunch of terrible contracts and refuse to improve their goaltending
>>154456980wildinwildin
>>154456977lmao no
Does shannon not have a job or something? he uploads his reviews 10 mins immediately after each game ends. crazy guy
>>154456950they did it not last season but the season before too, canes started round 2 the same day a western conference series was playing game 7
>>154456989ya im thinking the wild got you actin out
>>154456981>giftedthey tanked for those picks though? you're seeing the same thing with the 'hawks
>>154456993the shannon content empire his huge and his fans demand constant content
>>154456993He probably lives off his disabilities./ourguy/ through and through.
>>154456999They tanked so hard the NHL had to change the lottery rules so other teams could get some #1 picks. Anyways, my point is if you win the lottery in a year with a generational player such as McDavid you don't get to act like the NHL is out to get you. It's not Gary's fault Edmonton and Toronto fucked up their McDavid/Matthews windows by hiring shity GMs.
McDrai gonna see this Grug motherfucker in their nightmares all offseason
>>154456946To play devil's advocate, drai nurse and mcmeme are really good friends and they will probably stay together. Giving nurse a fat contract was a way to show drai and mcshit that they'll also get paid well.
>back to back cup losses>gold medal loss he was responsible for >first round loss to the DucksIs he the GOAT choker?
>>154455905Still Tony
>>154457117imagine him gaping marner's asshole foaaaark
>>154457133>>gold medal loss he was responsible forHe was not the only player there retard. When he was limping tired from dragging multiple stanley cup champions from the preliminaries to the finals, where was his team?When he generated 12 grade A chances in the gold medal game celebrini and mackinnon couldn't convert, where was the depth studded with awards, which by /hoc/'s logic, cups = better than mcdavid. NOWHERE. It was McDavid all alone. Everyone was working against him. So don't you dare question his heropucking in OT.And I bet you're giggling like a bitch. All smug and shit. Dumb slut.
Who gets the current KWABOTY?
>literally can't see the puk
>>154457153bud
praying for /hoc/'s downfall. i hope the feds shut this shit website down. fuck you bitches.
>>154457166show us your tits already
>>154457181I'm working on it anon
He's taking his talents south of the boarder.
>>154457189work harder girlfriend
>>154457190think he wants to play on a team with an actual goalie now
McDavid's theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CVGDPqnZj8
>>154457153Oilers, easy. eliminated in game 6 against ducks. People predicted an easy 4-0
Get ready to learn pizza 73 buddy
>greatest player since lemieux has to cup chase with different teams at 29 because his team is that badkwab
>2024 Edmonton postseason SV%.902>2025.888>2026.867
Okay here is what is going to happen:McDavid is going to have a blast playing with Bedard and Celebrini at the world cup in 2 weeks from now, they will imprint on him and he will become their Daddy. They'll both convince him to demand a trade to Vancouver which they will do as well and he'll divorce his wife and they'll all play for the Canucks while living together in a polycule situationship. I guarantee it.
>>154457138it's still vince
He's never getting traded KWAB
>>154457261yeah the only way they are getting rid of him is buying him out
>>154455905I feel really bad for him
habs fans say mcdavid's not even worth suzuki, wow
>>154457244this seems like the most likely scenario to happen this off season
>>154457341you guys could win gold in the u18 soon, i will cheer for you!
>The Tampa Bay Lightning are sending some reinforcements to the Bell Centre for Game 6.>Multiple #GoBolts employees received all-expenses-paid trips to Montreal to support the team they work for.>“We’re going to hold down the fort for Bolts Nation.”
>>154456739
>>154457244Mcdavid isn't playing in that shit. He's clearly hurt and tired as fuck.
>>154457412israel is ranked 31st afterall
>>154457437his lust for bussy overrides that though
>>154457446his boylust can only be satisfied in chiraq
>>154457416now I kind of want to see bulju x mcdavid in the skoda cup final
>>154457454the top/bottom energy in this picture here is palpable
>>154457468you think that with all the fins currently in the ploffs that bulju will make the team?
This nigga bowman spent 2 years camping the clearance aisle at the junkyard. LMFAO. Get FUCKED.
>>154456652They will. Yes.
>>154457416I really wanna know what went through Oilers management's head when they picked him over Matthew Tkachuk.
>>154457511
/hoc/ is very much blinded by hate i hope you all heal soon
>>154457489If I were him right fucking now I would give Brad Aldrich a call in 5 in the morning and hire him as an assistant coach out of spite.
>>154457511Because oldfags here during the Kings-Hawks Co-dynasty era memed pulju into permanence therefore elevating him over based Matty Chuck>dat speed>dat size>dat shot>dat cock
well well well
>>154457525I dunno anon, I think it's just a few people who are. Most of us are chill and have nice and pleasant discussion, especially when all the toxic people have gone to bed
>>154457172who cares they cheer for shit teamstheres like 4 aves fans here and 0 canes fans
>>154457553dayum never knew /hoc/ had such a big influence on draft choices
>>154457556I agree with this anon.
>>154457511How about the Jackets tho. Smart enough to pass on Pulju but took PLD instead of Tkachuk.
Friendly reminder that it was LITERALLY 3-0
>>154457568late night hours are the best hours here on /hoc/
Make a picture of Gary giving Mcdavid a Mighty duck plushie
>>154457587
>>154457610Bro, more oldfag hoc memes plox
>>154457594
>>154457553>>154457566>>154457521Just imagine the possibilities for 2016 draft for Edmonton for a minute>Could've drafted Sergachev or McAvoy and have a better D-man than Nurse and Bouchard>Clayton Keller is a better version of Nugent-Hopkins>Passed out on Alex DeBrincat and Gustavsson on round 2>Passed out on Adam Fox on round 3 and he probably wouldn't want to go to Jew York since McDavid is in the team.This what happens when you cheapen out on scouting Jesus Fucking Christ
>>154457644took you guys quite a long time to win that medal didn't it
>>154457641What the fuck, but wait didn't Ryan Nothing-Happens get 100 points a season or two ago?Like I remember they had Hall losing him for nothing and wasted Yakupovs development
Lmao Kasperi Kapanen the same amount of goals as Draisaitl and McDavid combined during the entire playoffs
>>154457634
>>154457654Woulda happened earlier if Bettkike didn't skip out on 2 olympics.
w i l d i nw i l d w i n
>>154457066based
>>154457691>a&wfor me it's the mozza burger
>>154457657He got first 100 points a season after playing 10 seasons of his career that's not a first overall caliber, that's normal for a player who got drafted in second or third round.
The Oilers window is now officially closed. Mcdavids best chance now is to pull a Ray Bourque and to talk to Celebrini in five years and join the Sharks
>>154457691Well he's dead and probably mentally challenged for rooting a team like the Oilers.
>>154457663>rags in every part>king with no ring>Spencer reference>fucking SeanGod bless you mah niggaOnly thing missing was a kipper butt reference and Blackhawks casuals spamming Crawford won the cup in 2010
>>154457698mcdavid would fit in nice playing with those femboys
>>154457711bedard can come play with them too
good night / good morning
>>154457716never in hockey history would there be a bond as tight as mcdavid with celebrini under one arm and bedard under the other...
>>154457725thanks for putting in the work collagebro(even though I wanted the oils to win)
>>154457725beautiful bro
Why did Fleury become so obsessed with Wild? He barely played there
Thank you Ducks
>>154457725There are some seriously good artistic motifs here
>>154457261and will never win a cup LMAO
>>154457728i will pray to every god that it happens
>>154457744thats literally 5 years. thats a long time
>>154457736Do you have the ones from when the KitKats beat them? Each of the two ideally please.
>>154457744he was just happy that he could still be involved
>>154457785nah sorry man all my hard drive space is earmarked for emily kaplan pics
Nurse was +4 for the playoffs. he was the best defenseman
i am drunk goodnight bros
>>154456663McDavid was an idiot for the 2 year no-raise extension. His agent must have been so pissed
>drunk on a Thursday nightGary's first act as world leader is sending neets to the mines
>>154457831same goodnight
>>154457744Everyone likes the mild.
>>154457728the ultimate wheelchair comp
>Wild-Sabres
>>154457725thanks for your effort and keeping up /hoc/ traditions fren!
>>154457997oooooh, fuck you, you weird anti-canadian fingolian enjoy when the usa pulls out of nato and you're invaded by russia you retarduntil then? I hope pulju is at the world cup so we can enjoy his antics
>dylan pinned his hopes on a finnish mackinnon babbykwab
>>154457725>MCMINUS8I think that's my favorite
>>154458026Finland has less people than Long Island, no one gives a shit about Finland
so it happened AGAIN
>>154458026but that's rude
>>154458071I am sorry ausfren but it is true
>>154457725this shit is so fucking forced>team canada wojakwe get it you hate canada
>>154458159
>>154458167>nooooo not the heckin leafarinos!
>>154458167lmao I bet you have an entire folder of images like thisyou really really really really are obsessed with us, aren't you
>>154458179it really do be like that
>>154457725>Made it to the screen cap again>But not for the post I expectedEhh I'll take it
>>154458172>>154458179every time without fail
>>154458186you have canadian derangement syndrome, you literally cannot stop seething about us. you are so pathetic lmao
>>154458186>reeeeee not a leaf as he get called out for his obsession>posts again from his anti-leaf folderyou may as well dump it now fag
why do they think that seething like this makes them look anything other than patheticgo to bed, retards
>>154458220agreed
>no YOU'RE SEETHINGnot a great argument man
>>154458233he isnt gonna dump the folder cause i told him to
>>154458233"not a great argument man," he seethed
>>154458245he was talking to me, yet you felt that post was direct at you
>>154458243they are easily controlled and manipulated like this
>>154458271like the good goys they are
>>154458276
I guess we should've expected a crashout like this after such a devastating loss
>>154458292only americans think that another team winning is a victory for themfuck edmongolia
Many are quacking.
>n-no you're crashing out!!!
time for the american melty
>>154458306very true
canadians are quacking under the pressure tonight
nobody can do this but him
many opportunities for a good guy team to win this year
>>154458363no I'm barking
>>154458385barking mad!
>>154458404no that is me, im barking madthat other guy is just a dog
>>154458404
I want to be a truck driver
>>154458432get your cert then
>>154458432beep beepjust like aho!
>why did you KWAB out in the first round?"oh we were just tired">"we played so much hockey the last several seasons">"it just wasn't our year"in what other professional sport are excuses like this acceptable for a team in an active championship window?
>>154458453if there were acceptable in hockey we wouldnt have so much asspain being shown
lol yinzer trash
Keep me searchingFor a ring of goldAnd I'm getting old
my nuckies would booty blast these teams no cap fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr ong
My Name Is Brock Boeser
>>154458512I could 100% beat this guy in a street fight
>>154458599>>154458599>>154458599>>154458599
QUACKED
