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>>154445817
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>>154460122
Australians are tough as nails.
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>>154460122
The Spadone will be there for Giacomo
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dogshit thread
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Not a fan of Chael Sonnen using AI for his thumbnails
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Glory produced 2 MMA champions and Semmy Schlitt, K-1 produced Schaub's best win, we can safely infer Glory is superior
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Should I get five guys or should I get from a local chicken place
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chabad lubaheem
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MENG FC tonight
early poofc tomorrow
Karate Combat tomorrow night
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Finns can't heem.
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>>154460290
based, but i will also watch the pillow tap
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>>154460304
faggot
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Simo hayha could be a problem for the LW division
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>>154460301
whatabawlt simo burja
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>>154460318
>>154460319
yeah I meant this guy, dunno where burja came from
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>>154460312
monitor
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There's no shame in watching Inour vs Nakatani
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>>154460381
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we cannot follow them
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Hope yuo guys are all doing well. Happy firday! Eve of weems are upon us!
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>>154460534
fuck you
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Smelly bong bussy acting tawlf
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your wonk is picking up your own haram hole
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>>154460534
theres weems right now m8
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Whatever that means
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>>154460586
I cant im at wrok but I hope you enjoy them b
>>154460554
ORZ
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may day heem
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OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH HUGE BODY KICK FROM JANNY IN THE SECOND AND FINLAND GOES DOWN
AND STIIIIILLLLLLLLL
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>>154460236
Pride>Glory>K-1
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i absorbed all the other ones, call me finland prime
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>>154460721
Woah
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>>154460696
dynamite was the best of all, Early K-1 mogs glory
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10 years ago we had Frank Mir. now? we're left with Manc Fear
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WONK NOSE FREAK
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Give me one fight and I clear the division.
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Can't wait for Mir's GFL debut
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Anyoen want to have an real human conversation
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Mir vs Cormier coming soon
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is shab still calling gamebred? no real reason to watch after lombard pulled out
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pfl on saturday
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>>154461004
Bearnuckle with schaub and jim smith
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>>154461009
Just as an change of pace form the usual hogfilthshitpukepiss discourse we have hear
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meershart mist by 4lbs
the fights at catchweight
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why doesnt dana do superchats for the post fight conference i got a question about the toilets in australia
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Fallin in an outta love wichu
In an outta love wichu
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''the owl'' goes hard as a nickname, Ewing should adopt it
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>>154460696
https://youtu.be/_HintBSV3yA?si=eR_LrjnBiRHfTW8t
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i have ufc training later and k-1 training tomorrow so im gonna miss most of the good fights this weekend
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all that training yet never fighting
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ive never heard ofa pokemon fighter. food for thought
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1 month and a half until we enter the Gaethje era.
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kamzut the pidgeon chemiyiv
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>>154461415
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the least heemable animal is the woodpecker believe it or not
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>>154461449
khamzat would rape
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>>154461415
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Had one of those Landon Norris monsters. Saw a man's name on a can and just had to drink it up. 5/10, very forgettable
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>>154461415
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>>154461483
Khamzat would lose 50-45 to Throh
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>>154461497
fake black belt
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>>154461449
hitmon lee is pretty ugly by the usual standard of koreans in mma no homo just saying going for that rugged outdoorsy look
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>>154461415
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>>154461484
this guy fucked my wife
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this all yugioh or something
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>>154461493
wait is this nigga a girl?
low key dressed like that tranny hitting the heavy bag webm
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>kickboxer pokemon
>boxer pokemon
>judo pokemon
>zero mma pokemons
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>>154461547
>wait is this nigga a girl?
I think so
>hitmonCHAN
>"Chan" (ちゃん) is a Japanese honorific suffix commonly used to denote endearment, intimacy, or cuteness, frequently applied to girls, babies, close friends, or lovers
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>>154461552
mma isn't a real thing if you think about it
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>>154461547
>>154461577
not to put too pry a point on it, are you fucking him?
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>>154461538
Top left kinda looks like BJ Penn before the replicants took his hairline
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Pikachu is MMA
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Islam Makhachev scorches Ilia Topuria for ‘pulling out’ of offered UFC White House fight in lengthy statement
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>>154461577
Jackie Chan bros...
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>>154461697
Nah fuck that!
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The UFC is once again struggling to sell tickets to a marquee numbered event
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for me its gardevoir porn
rooting for jdm btw
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Remember shavkat?what happened to that guy? No injury take 3 years to heal.
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>>154461785
i'm also 2 meters and my penis is 20cm btw
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arman is bait for the lightweight division. thats what you do with old fish
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I’ll do this to your hands then ears
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arman "npnc. no taps. discreet" tsarukyan
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He had made enough money to buy all the goats he could ever want. A human female had showed interest in him sexually which traumatized our hapa hero. So he skittered back into the mountains with his goats, never to be seen again.
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>come check up on heem
>still the worst general on the entire site
never change guys
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>chilling watching heems with the boys
>one guy grabs the nucleus of the nachos, instead of respecting and eating around it
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>>154461974
He's clearly the alpha of the group.
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>>154461971
clowns always talk
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>>154461998
What about mimes?
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>>154460733
Woe.
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>>154462013
they let their hands do the talking
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>>154462013
Mimes mimetize.
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talmbout clowns
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Sean knows being called a dog will rev Khammy. All the Muslims can't handle it.
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hey man i see u got prates picked for the fight, hows he win?
> p simple, he just gets a KO
> or he does lots of damage with some knees and shit

nice. nice. so, how does djm win?

> uh, UH, HE JUST USES HIS BETTER BOXING!!!
> HE MIXES IN THE GRAPPLING?!?
> HE OUTMANEUVERS PRATES.....!!!!!
> T-T-T-THE ANVIL WILL BE THERE FOR JDM!!!!
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the lion does not concern himself with the opinion of wilderbeasts
the crucifix will be there for khamzat
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bearded dog champ gonna get walked by Shawn
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Xtreme Couture vs Sweden
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isnt couture like high end fashion or something?
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>>154462132
it came to me while meditating yesterday. seans gonna leave immediately after khamzats hand is raised then hes gonna get on twitter tuesday and apologize to the fans because "khamzat wouldnt let me give you guys a fucking war"
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prates is just too slick for JDM
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>>154462135
More of a lifestyle brand
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>>154462148
Kek
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>>154461232
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gane moves like a middleweight but pereira also moves like a middlweight. at what point is that just how HWs move lol
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/Torro/ is live talmbout grabbing the bulls by the horn
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>>154461971
I think that's called projection
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>>154462148
i can't believe a muslim left a donation hoping to radicalize luke thomas
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Who are some UFC fighters that would have held it down for the hood and kept the block fed even during a drought?
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Who we got?
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>>154462239
the favella hues like charles and pereira
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>>154462239
Belal always stands fod Chi-town
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>>154461971
You just know Strickland is going to be hugging and shaking hands with Khamzat backstage after the fight
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even in a drought
nah that nigga aint finna pout
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Nah fuck that
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Yeah I just wanted to say Khamzat is a fucking warrior man I said a lot of things that I didn't really mean to sell the fight and I can understand if he's mad at me about that but I just respect him so much he's a great fucking champion and we left our blood and our fucking cum in this cage. Tonight just wasn't my night but I did it for YOU GUYS. FOR YOU FUCKING GUYS!
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this some we have gooby vs khabib at home type shit
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>>154462194
Was gonna say Schaub but he beefed with a baseball ref over something petty
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>>154462332
This is Khamzat vs Strickland except Khamzat is just going to lay in crucifix and land small elbows for 30 minutes
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>>154462291
You literally have sex with men
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so rodtang gave interview to some youtuber in japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG2XqfsAQyM
basically how he just not ready between the weightcutting and the lawsuit
most japanese comments are like
>thanks for the fight no worry
and all that polite shits
meanwhile most of the thai people just do nothing but dogpiling him lmao
calling him fucking dumb ass cunt spend too much time playing football and trading pokemon cards instead of practicing
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>>154462347
The thais in general have always been very critical of Rodtang
I remember them sitting all over him for can crushing during his stadium muay thai days
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>>154462364
Get some tater tots b
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>>154462364
Tacos.
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Curtis Vs Orolbai was merely a sneak peek into how Cumshot vs Strickland is gonna go
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So yeah, basically, the guy that lost twice to DDP is going to beat the guy whom DDP lost to.
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>>154462345
Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point you have to post it 50 times per day?
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>>154462416
That's not how MMA math works
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we cannot
will not
shall not
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>>154462443
just don't man. strickraped got taken down by DDP. let's not create some fake hype around the bum division.
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>>154462468
Alone on a Friday night?
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second runny aspinall of the day loaded in the tank
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>>154462443
I just don’t see Sean winning, man. I hate Hamza as much as anyone but Sean ain’t the one to heem him.
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>>154462416
Won the first fight and fought with staph the in the second
Naturally a brown retarded spic(you) is just too brown to comprehend this.
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>>154462477
Listen man I just categorically refuse to believe champions are unbeatable
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>>154462489
>Won the first fight
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>>154462479
Uuuuhhhh hes with us sweaty, frick off!!
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Cumshart? Oh you mean the guy who got raped by StrickBEAST and then killed himself
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HE HAD LE STAPH!!!!
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There are three type of fighters

Hyper aggressive types that seek to rape their opponent as soon as possible and that often cook up a storm of power and volume early. They generally fade early, often as early as round 3 or mid round 2.
>ex: Conor

Pace-keeping types are fighters that like the fight to have the exact same pace all the way through. There you have fucks like Sean Strickland.

Finally there's late-starters, fighters that only start truly finding their groove and taking over when they late rounds hit. These fighters are often heavily reliant on developing an understanding of their opponent ("downloading" if you may) or fighters that like to purposefully fight at a slower pace early only to turn on the brakes late, like Merab.
Sometimes it's both things at once like Volkanovski.
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>HE HAD LE STAPH!!!! OINK
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>>154461751
no one wants to see khamzat 50-45 a rape victim nah just kidding
no one wants to see tiara vs van
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Sean Strickraped was raped
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ddp is a technical striker which you cazzies clearly dont understand. he out wrestled mr "all american badass sean strickland". he teed off on him then took him down. stricklands eliminator was against the guy that ducked rdr. stricklands two notable victories in his career are against a leg slapper that he beat by points with ticky tack bullshit by speeding up the middle and a knockout against the third best grappler in middleweight that ducked rdr and refused to grapple. theres no mma math needed. theres no "style matchup". theres a guy that before the most dominant title performance weve ever seen, was 14-0 with 12 decisions; and theres sean strickland. theres a guy that cries at the presser because he was raped, hung out with highschool dropout master race hoodlums because he felt weak alone, carries a gun around because he still feels weak, tries picking mma fights with training partners when they out grapple him, brings in twitch streamers to tee off on because nobody can last in his life for more than two years before he runs them off; and theres khamzat chimaev. khamzats moved from a -300 to a -600 favorite without doing a thing. from a 75% implied probability of winning to 85 without saying a word. sean stricklands a loser and a moron and a shitty fucking fighter. when sean loses i hope he kills himself and i hope you do too
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>>154462674
I'm not reading this shit lol
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2023 Khamzat fought 1 time
2024 Khamzat fought 1 time
2025 Khamzat fought 1 time
Are you ready for his 1 fight this year next weekend?
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raped clitland fans cant read lol
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>>154462674
MMA?
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>>154462692
You think he fights next weekend? Kids not making the scale
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Ilia vs Khamzat in a who can fight the least competition
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Its not rape if xhe likes it!!!
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>>154462695
yea i guess i forgot nobody here actually watches mma this is the watch gay porn and makes jokes general. if i want to talk about khamzat ill have to go outside where people actually recognize an international mega star and not basement dweller heem
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The mega"star" in question
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>>154462756
Ramdaddy KadyGOAT is an international megastar indeed
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>>154462107
>screenshotted
>writing style mentally logged
hope it was worth it..
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>>154462692
fuck... we're so pathetic...
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The main worry is that Prates is a southpaw and the last time JDM fought a southpaw he got pieced the fuck up. We don't really know if that's him having southpaw problems or Islam just being really good though. Other than the question of the southpaw matchup JDM should have every tool he needs to beat Prates
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prates jdm? its a true pick'em. the matchmakers got this one right i can say that much
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>>154462828
Nah volk disclosed in his latest video that JDM was badly injured in camp for Islam. Using that as reference is a bad move. Just a warning.
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stay up all night watching the fights or wake up and watch the main card early in the morning?
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HE WAS LE INJURED!!!!
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>>154462785
What’s his name?
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Everyone gets injured in camp
Everyone has a staph infection
Everyone is fighting on short notice
It's all just excuses
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>>154462895
its rough b
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I want to see Strickland shoot Khamzat down in the streets
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explain why fighters dont use poppers between rounds to relax and get loose without being homophobic
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>>154463064
Explodes ur brain
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>>154463075
parrys
inside leg kick
upper cut
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yea year fuckin heemed call me when you wake up
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theres only one type of fighter: retarded
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>>154462692
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>>154463064
Imagien the oil checks...hoyl FUCK
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Joe Rogan bros....Galvin just bodied us
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wats going on with joe rogan
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>>154462756
Rovdaddy is the lineal middleweight champ
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Good friends wedding is tomorrow
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>>154463618
Fuck them you gonna miss jack vs prates?? Be the man for once, FUCK them , they got a shit ton of bad fight nights to ruin yet they chose an above average card, those fags might as well marry for ufc white house would you go then? HEEMMAXX
Unless you go and tou promise yourself and heem you are gonna fuck some bitch no matter how fat/bogged, goal is to fuck, if you gonna go with that mentally you can skip the card, good luck nigga
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Scared raped piglet
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give it to me straight bros...
does Tai even have a chance?
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is the slovenia anon a shoot faggot?
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pride fc was better
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talmbout finland being erased b call it a knockout
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tai has a chance to lose tomorrow the fat fuck doesn’t train
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>has beautiful unique Italian name, same as Rossini, Leopardi, Puccini
>chooses to use the most basic anglo name
sad!
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>>154464277
>guycum faggalena
Beautiful italian name
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Fat money just came in on Dariush on multiple books
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>>154464360
Prove it
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>>154464360
My fat cock just came in your mom
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>>154464055
tai wins
dudes forget he fought gane and did okayish
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>>154464367
The line on draft kings shifted to +280. My book went to +300
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>>154464383
from what? i was trying to warn niggas that the odds were insane
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>>154463618
You gonna say something on the mic?
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>>154464382
>did okayish
Gane would have been in real trouble if he didn't cheat
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>>154464390
It was +390
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Saw this hobo, I'm 99% sure it was Dan Henderson. Literally looked just like him, cauliflower ears and all.
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44 days until Gane fights.
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Are you guys staying up all night or getting up early to watch the Aussie slop card?
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>>154464589
staying up
the secret is to fall asleep in the middle and wake up during the main card ready to start your day
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Louie Sutherland foight week lads! *farts and pisses on self*
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>>154461674
Crazest shit ive ever read all month
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>>154464589
I watching it Saturday night at the time I would normally watch ufc
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jack smella nigga is getting bleemed top of the second
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I miss her bros
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>>154464865
why dont you marry them then lol
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>>154464865
Just go to the store and get another candy bar.
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>I used to love her
>but I had to HEEM her
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>>154464865
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>tfw tim elliot fight week
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>>154464912
literally me but just thinking about existence in general
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They want beef but don’t know what’s at steak
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I’m eating your lunch everyday of the week and there’s nothing you can do about it. I own u b
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Team Alpha Male
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>>154464952
*unzips pant*
*takes a steaming dump on the lunch box*

sure mate, you can have it
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We watching romero bareknuckle today?? Gamebred btw
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JDM BACK BETTER THAN EVER LETS FUCKEN GO CUNT
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>>154465014
I respect this man
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more like GayDM
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>>154464995
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
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Smelly bong bussy
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Watchout for a kid named astroboy
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astroboy is a broke ass reddit bitch
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they gotta rein this shit in, they're gonna fuck around and get the fight cancelled
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making fun of abuse victims is cringe b
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unless it happens to kevin nash, fuck that raped ass jabronie
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prelims are on schaub on the call
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mengkfc is live
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Jack Della Maddalena vs. Carlos Prates
Beneil Dariush vs. Quillan Salkilld
Tim Elliot vs. Steve Erceg
Marwan Rahiki vs. Ollie Schmid
Shamil Gaziev vs. Brando Pericic
Tai Tuivasa vs. Louie Sutherland
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>>154465369
Strickland is the one who started it
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>>154464865
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>>154465460
Jdm's face is aerodynamically inefficient
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>>154465236
bumfucked that bint!
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>>154465460
JDM
Dariush
Elliot
Rahiki
Gaziev
Sutherland
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>>154465446
Thanks I gotta shoewr then poo then shower again but Ill chekitout
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>>154465460
JDM
Dariush
Erceg
Rahiki
Pericic
Tuivasa
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>>154465460
JDM
Salkilld
Elliot
Schmid
Gaziev
Sutherland
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finna gamble on fights
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>>154465656
be aware that every aussie fighter has slightly inflated odds that will be further inflated as the fights get closer
aussies are notorious for getting drunk and just saying fuck it and betting on their guys
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JDM is the only Aussie I trust this morning?
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>>154465460
Prates
Salkilld
Elliott
Rahiki
Gaziev
Tuivasa
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>>154465460
Prates
Dariush
Erceg
Shmid
Gaziev
Sutherland
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>>154465460
>Jack Della Maddalena
>Beneil Dariush
>Steve Erceg
>Marwan Rahiki
>Shamil Gaziev
>Tai Tuivasa
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Erceg is getting d-d-destroyed.
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>>154465906
Hes been to dagestan
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no Kai Sharta Pants I no watch
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Fitzgerald is better than Anik in ALL facets.
>Better at commentating and MMA discussion.
>Doesn't try to hog color, play by play and meme spot
>Better press conference host-doesn't make himself the main character
>Actual man (not soi) vocal range
>Doesn't sound like a car salesman ad
>Doesn't bitch and cry
>Is Irish, not jewish
>Could heem Anik with ease
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>>154465460
CP
Salkilld
Herceg
Idk, rahiki
Gaziev
Sutherland
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>>154465460
>Prates
>Salkilld
>Elliot
>Rahiki
>Gaziev
>Shoey Man
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Fighting Gane changes people.
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>>154465460
Carlos Prates
Quillan Salkilld
Steve Erceg
Marwan Rahiki
Brando Pericic
Louie Sutherland
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>>154466209
Dicey Dicey has his own fight promotion?
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>>154466453
he's been the gamebred commentator for a minute b, maybe even since the whole promo started
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chase a belt
never chase no clout
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>>154465460
>Carlos Prates
>Quillan Salkilld
>Steve Erceg
>Marwan Rahiki
>Brando Pericic
>Louie Sutherland
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wait is this just mma but bare knuckled?
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>>154466655
checked and yes
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>>154466655
yuo finner lnow it !!!
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>>154465460
Jack
Doosh
Elliot
Rahiki
Gaziev
Sutherland
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oh shit its chidi's brother
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>>154464819
Find a better moveset.
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gonna need yalls to shut teh fufck up
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Nah, FUCK that.
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keylock or nuthin b
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>>154466754
>46 years old
beast of a prospect
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>>154465460
Della Maddalena
Salkilld
Erceg
Rahiki
Pericic
Tuivasa
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watching thisd bullshit 2niote means utr not allowed to watchj ufc tomorrow
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>>154465460
Prates
Salkilld
Elliott
Rahiki
Gaziev
Tuivasa
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>doos picking erceg and elliot
technically everyone should get heemed
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>>154467376
You n wut army b talmbout ring control
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HEEM
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>>154467489
should be easy work for erceg
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>>154467503
fuck around anf fund out about my ring jontrol bitch ass
go ahead and shuit teh fuck aup actually
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>>154467591
Huh wut huh he’s gonna get fugged up b
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>>154467666
>666
fuck off satan
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>>154467591
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NOOOOOO DON'T KNEE HIM IN THE HEAD IT'S TOO DANGEROUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GOING INSANE
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>>154465460
CP
Jeet killer
Ercegg
Rahiki
Percic
Shoe beer
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>>154467971
>Agree to rules of fight before fight
>break the rules in the fight
>disqualified
>be mad about the rules you knowingly agreed to
????
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>>154468043
the fights still on retard
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>>154468074
I was speaking generally not about whatever crap your watching right now
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>>154465460
>>
cazzie poofter opinions get discarded immediately
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>>154468192
Bro forgot the pics
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>>154465460
JDM
Salkilld
Elliot
Rahiki
Gaziev
Tuivasa
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>lil pump
lmao
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i want tuivasa heemed dead ngl
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>>154468237
he seemed to actually be familiar with romero
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>>154468288
Not gonna happen.
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>>154468361
I think you'd be surprised
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>drinking beer from a shoe
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>>154468715
Shut the fuck up faggot
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ip abuse good clozzy evil?
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>>154462246
The fuck? Costa, who rob beat, gets number 6 Azamat while rob doesn't even get someone in the top 10?
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was the last fight as good as it sounded? was making food
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>>154468339
aren't they all refugees who live in miami
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>>154465460
JDM
Skalkilld
Stevo
Rakiki
Gaziev
Bam Bam
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>schaub just called mikki mase "lil blackjack"

My fuckin sides
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me vs reality
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>>154469147
seems accurate enough
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>>154469147
literally no one knows who that is
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>>154469273
he's a podcaster or something
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holy fuck this nigga can not pronounce yoel romero for his life
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Khamzat is barely containing his homosexuality at the minute, things are about to get proper HARAM.
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Does JDM like CP?
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rigged?
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ONE.
MORE.
RUN.
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jesus christ i hadn't seen schaub in a while, absolute state
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>>154469441
that's not nice
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schaub has blessed this thread
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Why is Jorge allowing Schaub to do post fight interviews?
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alec baldwin let himself go
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Ronny Markes legit fuckin scary
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schuab is actually good at this job
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>>154469542
Go fuck yourself
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nice
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cage looks mad bouncy
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HEEEEEEEM STOPPY
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>>154469647
ye i noticed that earlier
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Jorge with his suit and no shirt runs the finest combat organization
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>>154469542
significantly better than bisping dc and rogan
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10 years ago I was confident I'd never hear about schaub ever again
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Joe Rogan is probably doing ketamine in a bathtub in texas right now
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oh it's this fucking schizo again
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>>154469782
monitor
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HEEEEEEEEEM BLACKY
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kek
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bucked but not broken. he'll be back
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jorge masvidals got guys on 25/25k in 2000 seat gymnasiums and a free youtube stream how the FUCK does dana get away with 12/12
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why is this dood still fighting
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>>154469868
sheer volume of apexslop dwcs rtufc and tuf
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what the jiri is going on
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>>154469868
as with all good regional promotions gamebred is a money laundering opertation
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>>154469930
baboon does not think about that
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>opertation
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>>154469962
nice selfie
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>>154469886
I thought he stopped?
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>>154469936
>boxer gym, usa
they really phoned in the whole thing huh
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>>154469985
don't sign your monitor
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The octagon will collapse after the back-to-back super heavyweight bouts
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i was imagine someone getting slammed through the ring earlier actually
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imagining* but thats fine
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this doo thinks its no way out 2005
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canada gets a pass
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sussybaka
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heem sketchy comebacky
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>>154469895
ok then esplain why jorge lets them sit on the floppy cage
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>>154470281
meng moves in mysterious movements meng
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yole next
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There is only one canadian and he spends most of his time replying to himself
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>>154470310
no he doesn't he does other cool stuff too
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>>154470305
your just taking then pis now
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My piss has been taken
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Alex "The Blackest White Man On Earth" NIcholson
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>>154470363
Average southerner actually
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god i love schaub
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>>154470394
why was he calling baboon the champ just back there for winning round one of the tournament?
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this is sad
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heem quitty
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what a stinker
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that nigga need some milk
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>tap to strikes
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reminder that tuivasa will get cut after he loses tonight and tony's underdogmaxxing streak will remain unbroken
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>>154470412
schaub shuffles in shifty shapes
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does this doo think God is booking the fights
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o shit ufc in a couple bongs
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I was talking to my friends about this time we went to the beach and there was when we were leaving there was a homeless guy and when we passed him he pointed at me and shouted "Thats a facist!" which made me laugh out loud because how did he know but then my friends were like what homeless guy and I'm like the one that shouted and made me laugh and they said they only remembered me laughing about something and now I'm mildly concerned.
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>>154470765
tldr
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>>154470780
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>he pointed at me and shouted "Thats a facist!" which made me laugh out loud because how did he know
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>babe, wake up. malkoun/meerschaert is on.
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>>154470826
shop in my asian wife and three hapas and that's me
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>enters thread
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>>154470872
>sean woolson
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>h-hey Anon, c-can I watch the fight card with you today? I REALLY want to see Tim Elliott fight Steve Erceg! Pleeeeease!?
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>>154470826
A c*mmunist could never
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>>154465460
JDM
Beni
Tim
Marwarn
Shamil
Tai
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Aljogodchadmengbrehs. Today is the week's anniversary of our colossal dominance over another would-be champ.
Before the fight card starts today, before the UFC rolls on with its endless weekly outpouring, let us meditate once more upon our victory, our reign.
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>sleep in
>cereal
>video games
>pizza
>video games
>pizza
>video games
>stay up late
how the fuck m i supposed to watch an card that starts at like 4 innthe morning
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finally a torrent for ONE samurai
we eating good tonight poor bros
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>>154470974
Yeah but main card is like 9pm Saturday night for Australia which almost never happens, it’s usually like lunch time on a Sunday
Just let us have this and you can have your Apex slop cards at prime time for the rest of the year
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Hello /heem/ I am the sports minister of the great nation of Israel.

Here is a cheque for 500 million dollars, you have 15 years to create a stable of fighters that will destroy the Dagestani wrestlers and make it so they have zero world champions.

Are you up to the task and if so we want to know your 15 year strategy.
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start the card already this thread sucks
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>>154471094
Prime Conor and Prime Colby do a fusion dance.
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>>154471094
In fifteen years time Russia will still be fighting for Donbas and the Dagis will have been drafted by then
Alternative plan, make cousin fucking illegal (being inbred is the best base for mma)
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>>154471094
500 million dollars worth of meth for Tim Elliott
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when im at ufc practice i use wrist ride and heem everybody. youre not smart for hating good strategy
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>>154471094
I pay literally any Olympic gold medalist American 10 million in each weight class to train in striking for five years then I keep the change
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>>154471137
Yes, I am.
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>>154471094
Shalom! I believe I have a great plan. We will build a gym in the great nation of Israel. We will attract top talent from all over the world, and this will prove Israel's progressive and multicultural nature. The gym, based in Gaza City, once it has been secured by the IDF, and made beautiful thanks to the work of the great Messrs Kushner and Witkoff, will attract ongoing cash injections from our allies in the States. Give me that $500,000,000. I will make it work for us! One million dollars in a brown paper bag to a congressman here or there, and $10,000,000 back in return. It is all very simple, my friend.
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>>154465460
jdm
salkild
erceg
rahiki
shamil
tuivasa
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>>154465460
JDM
DARIPOOSH
ERCEG
SCHMID
BRANDO
TAI(PLEASE HEEM AND THEN RETIRE)
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If we fought I’d make sure to cough and spit on you so no matter what happens in the fight, you get a fever afterwards and I win the story
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>>154465460
Prates
Salkilld
Erceg
Rahiki
Pericic
Tuivasa
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do you guys always use the same image for picks?
I like to use a different one each time
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>>154471538
I post mine without an image and let someone else pick it for me
>>154471494
>>
I think the Ercegbros are going to be crying many tears this morning!
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Tai - Sean (cancelled)
wha happen?
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>>154465460
Prates
Salkilld
Erceg
Rahiki
Gaziev
Tuivasa
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>>154465460
Jack DM
Salkilld
Tim Elliot
Rahiki
Pericic
tai "shoey" vasa
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>>154471657
>>154471657
>>154471657
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>>154465460
CP
Minoritg
Erceg
Rahiki
Dollar store Hunto
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fuck i meant to go with salkilld
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>>154471665
>>154471679
get your fucking shit together b
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>>154465460
JACK FRICKEN DELLA MADLAD LENA
Quillan
Steve
Rahiki
Perikek
Tai
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did they delete the dancing aspinall too
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>>154465460
The Nightmare
Salkilld
Dirty Deadbeat
Rahiki
Pericic
Sutherland
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>>154471821
kys shrimp

go here
>>154471660
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>>154464106
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuw
greatly exaggeratedbeit
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alright going to bed now
good nite
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JDM is a fraud bum, he dies tonight
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BELIEEEEEEVEVEVEVVEEE
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>Zesty name
>Zesty haircut
Yeah, we're all thinking this "Cam" guy is zesty
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yeah it’s officially over for tai
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heh nice try tai
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tuivasa-bros wtf happened
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Why couldn't pisslam do that?
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>>154476783
why couldnt prates dominate for 25 minutes? he went for the finish because he was tired
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Just how stupid is Jack to not shore up his leg kick defense after Islam shut him down on the feet there. Worst male champ in history.
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Jackie Madelaine got slurped
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well heem... i hate to say it but after all this time... we finally know our betters...
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sad to see JDM lose but at least it was to prates
love this retard
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Islam is going to leap at the chance to fight Prates and hug him before retiring "the GOAT"
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Giacomo "Raped" Della Madellena
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>>154476876
Prates lives in his shadow
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>>154476876
just how good is this brazilian Machado guy?
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Hit the road Jack
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GOATry has a better resume than Jizzlam
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ian "sits in the shadows" garry more like sits in the corner while his wife gets fuckin plowed
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Prates is one of the only Hues who's ever learned English
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do they have CTE awards? who won the last time?
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I think Islam is a great fighter but some of his last wins are not aging that well or don't look that good. If we take his 4 last wins:
>knocked out a fat Volk who took the fight on short notice
>went life and death with old Dustin
>beat Moicano who then lost to fucking Dariush and is back to fighting bums in the Apex
>beat JDM who then got destroyed like a complete sissy by Prates
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well that was something
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they lowkenuinely tried to gaslight us that jdm is islam's toughest test and a harder opponent than ilia
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OH NO

OH NO NO NO
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>>154477020
No they didn’t
Islam was like -400 against JDM
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What do we do now Gorimbros?
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>>154477020
How do you think Ilia vs Prates would go?
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>>154477026
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>154477045
i didn't mean the bookies
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>>154477058
BEASTpuria loses brutally sadly
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>>154477064
I mean they gotta sell every fight. Especially back then in the PPV era
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>>154477026
Panama-bros.....
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>>154477026
KWABOTY
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>>154477082
i didn't mean the UFC
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>>154476278
Gane literally broke him, I'm afraid. Mentally, physically... permanently.
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>>154477055
ask the rock for another house
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>>154476997
>>
>make gamethread an hour early
>immediately pass out and miss entire card
>every other thread got heemed
Don't step to the King.
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>>154476278
Tai legit does not train. I don’t even think he exercises
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>>154477064
>>154477064
BDS retards on here picking Moicano over Islam. Most analysts said JDM was an easy matchup for him and he was a big favorite
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>>154476948
Unironically the most talented UFC fighter hardcapped at being unlikable because he's autistic enough to date a middle aged roastie that knows how to manage his career and nutrition. It's fucked because that's how much he spergs about MMA
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>fucks and impregnates an aussie
>beats their best fighter in their home soil in amazing fashion

the king of aboland
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>>154477058
Ilia was struggling with the length of Jai Herbert and relies on being more powerful than his opponent
Morales and prates both destroy him
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>>154477151
i didn't mean analysts
>>
Aaron Pico won
Kody Steele won
Carloes Prates won
:)
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>>154477058
Ilia is way too small. He’s unironically 5’5
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>>154477191
out of 5
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>>154476997
Islam's too small for the current bath of big WWs. He can possibly beat Garry but I don't see him being able to withstand Prates' or Morales' power.
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>>154477171
I think you'd be surprised
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>>154477230
Why don’t MMA fans ever learn that elite grappling beats elite striking 9/10 times
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Genius. Greatness. Garry
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>>154477152
I agree. Garry fights smart, too smart even.
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>>154477230
Prates has awful tdd and gives his back a lot. Islam submits in round 1
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>>154476997
dagestani records are generally less impressive
look at who khabib fought
hopefully more people recognize this, they tend to cherrypick less risky opponents
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>>154477204
no homo?
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so glad tuivasa lost, honestly
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>>154477268
I'd pick prates on the rematch
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>>154464865
How many does she have?
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what did I tell you would happen

jack was gonna get heemed
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The swedeschitzo is shitting up the gamethread so ill hide here
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JDM is a bum and he was never good.
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Prates will get the title-shot simply because he smokes a cigarette on camera.

Kids, smoke cigarettes.
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>>154477292
It's scary how fast the cuck learns. I have no doubt with a full camp he's going to dominate Islam. His rear push kick is the best in the UFC history and will HEEM islam.
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>>154477333
kek
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sooo.. JDM gets beaten by Morales, Garry and Prates, Schaubcat would beat him as well pre-knee heem. despite that we were led to believe that he was greatest boxer and toughest fight for Islam.. curious?
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>>154477026
He's probably too embarrassed to even open this thread
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What is the more impressive belt win? The beast that is JDM or short notice raging al iaquinta?
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>>154477357
he and the bong have just crossed paths hope they fight it out there
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Hopefully that Swede newfag will have fucked off by now after his little meltie.
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>>154477409
go do it in the gamethread please
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>>154477400
I just can't keep doing this anymore...I've got nothing left...
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>>154477409
Weird it looks like the last post was him making fun of you and you chose to duck the post and post a passive aggressive bitchy post here instead lol interesting "banter"
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>>154477026
Hermanos de Panama…
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and yet they'll do it here instead...
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>>154477424
By him do you mean you? I'm not arsed.
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>>154477152
lmao. ian lost via pride rules, sadly.
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>>154477423
don't start what you won't finish b
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>>154477374
Trvke. He sucked against Gilbert, holland, and Haffez and got pushed into title contention because he's an Aussie. Same shit is happening with Salkild.
>>154477390
He gets beat by all the new welterweights
>>154476997
Islam will be heemed brutally soon by Ian or Prates
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imagine the state of your life to get into an hours long 4chan bitch fight in the big 26
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perhaps the next thread should be of giac on his ass post images now i will make it
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>>154477453
>ian
>heem
lol
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no way you goys watched that slop
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>>154477451
>carldaddysama...
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>>154477451
that's crazy. who won the other 24 minutes?
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huh
>>
got 5 minutes no rush
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>>154477332
We dominated shartes on 2 weeks notice
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>>154477438
kwab
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>>154477459
Hours? I've seen the Finn and some bong go back and forth for neigh on a year.
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>>154477378
idk about heem but I reckon that he has a pretty good chance in beating Macachev. taking down Garry won't be easy at all
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>>154477503
he does it everytime too
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pisslam got knocked the fuck out by adriano martins lmao
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>>154477476
Islam has a glass chin and Ian stupidly high hips with long ass legs. The writing is on the wall for a knee shattering Islam's face in
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>>154477506
there are three formerly four of us
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>>154477390
Morales, Garry and prates also destroy a certain midget if that’s what your implying but yes there are worse matchups for Islam at 170
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>>154477553
>>154477553
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>>154477538
Ian hasn’t thrown a strike with finishing intent in like 7 fights. He’s the definition of a point fighter
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>>154477451
Nobody cares about gay pride pro wrestling lmao
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>>154477539
The Finn, Bong, Yank and Aussie know who they are. Shit was embarrassing.
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GET IN HERE /HEEM/

WATCH INDIANS GET HEEM'D
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>>154477541
let's just drop all the pleasantries and admit it. Belal losing belt to JDM was essentially the same as the bell saving him.



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