Tanah time editionNRL>GAME 1Gold Coast Titans v Canberra Raiders3:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoCbus Suoer Stadium1.54-2.58>Cbus Super Stadium is our venue as the Titans host the Raiders. The Titans enter Round 9 following a bye. The Raiders arrive after a 14–33 loss to the Tigers. Their form has mirrored their defensive struggles and currently sit 14th. In their most recent meeting, the Raiders defeated the Titans 40–24. Canberra has won the last 6 H2Hs. Titans 1-12 3.00Titans 13+ 2.75Raiders 1-12 3.60Raiders 13+ 5.90Titans -4.5 1.91 Raiders +4.5 1.89>GAME 2Parramatta Eels v New Zealand Warriors5:30pm AEST on Fox and KayoCommBank Stadium2.80-1.44>CommBank Stadium will play host to a Saturday twilight encounter as the l Eels host the Warriors. The Eels suffered an 18–33 loss last week, continuing a run of inconsistent form. The Warriors are the form side of the competition following a gritty 20–18 victory over the Dolphins. They have won 3 in a row. The teams met once in 2025, with the Eels recording a 26–22 victory. The Eels have won 6 out of the last 7 games against the Warriors. Eels 1-12 3.90Eels 13+ 6.75Warriors 1-12 2.95Warriors 13+ 2.50Eels +6.5 1.90 Warriors -6.5 1.90>GAME 3Sydney Roosters v Brisbane Broncos7:30pm AEST on Fox and KayoAllianz Stadium1.55-2.46>Allianz Stadium will be the venue for a Saturday night blockbuster as the Roosters host the Broncos. The Roosters are the most in-form attacking team in the NRL, scoring 167 points over their last 4 matches. They enter Round 9 following a 62–16 demolition of the Dragons. The Broncos recorded a 32–12 win over the Bulldogs in Round 8. Despite dealing with an injury crisis throughout the first two months of the season, they are in 7th place. The 2025 season series between these clubs was split, with each team winning once.Roosters 1-12 3.05Roosters 13+ 2.70Broncos 1-12 3.70Broncos 13+ 5.80Roosters -5.5 1.90 Broncos +5.5 1.90previous thread >>154447739
>>154460951SUPER LEAGUE>GAME 1Leeds Rhinos v Wakefield Trinity 05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo1.12-4.50>Round 10 of the Super League from AMT Headingly Stadium>GAME 2St Helens v York Knights05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo1.02-13.00>Round 10 of the Super League from The BrewDog Stadium>GAME 3Wigan Warriors v Bradford Bulls00:00am (Sunday) AEST on Fox and Kayo1.02-14.00>Round 10 of the Super League from The Brick Community Stadium
Legendary expert NRL tipper here. Coming 1st in a comp of 20k. Currently on a 5 game perfect round streak. I am feeling very generous today, so here are my expert tips:Titans to beat raiders by 20Eels to beat warriors by 14Roosters to beat broncos by 10Thank me later.
Manly Warringah Sea Eagles.
Lads I'm 200 kills dry on Scorpia for a malediction shard in leagues this is surely a bad omen for my peels today
>>154461390got this weird feeling theyre going to upset the panthers on sunday
morn...evening ausbros
>>154463147Morning mate
>>154461048>5 game perfect round streak
raidies over the titseels are not beating the wahs today but it will be uglyalso bronx will sneak past the chooks
>>154464293tits will beat the faders
And remember to always take the two
Tips and SC in fucking shambles.
PoodersWorriersPoostersEZPZ
>>154464739you’re not alone my friend
Titans 13+Auckland 1-12Poosters 1-12
Faders 32 - Pootans 28 Wahs 34 Peels 10 Poosters 30 Broncucks 8
the broncos would win if they put out the peem they did last week but with walsh they're gonna lose, he's been cold all season and he's just gonna gum up the works
if he’s cold maybe he should put a jumper on then :3
https://youtu.be/oWkZaB6RrIQ?si=J4zrzoXfIQE86f02 Still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen happen in Rugba League
It’s funny, but it’s not playing the ball backwards funny
I was there. He swerved all over the field in his hovercraft before that.
>>154465227>wahs in the finalfake and gay
>>154465710They won the minor premiership that year. Yes it was because the Dogs cheated the cap but they still did it
>>154465710you’re obviously not familiar jungleball kino and I feel bad for you
https://youtu.be/FPWi6moYtKc?si=b4n04hHdId-xRUEvAli Lauititi > SBW
>>154466662Could have been an all time great but he played in the time where you could make more money in England so he's somewhat forgotten here
What went so wrong with the storm? How'd they go from making the grand final to this?
>>154466762Their books have been under the microscope (for good reason) and they can't afford the PEDS the Panthers have access to.
Best wishes to Craig, one of the most successful coaches in any code we have seen in Australia. As for our team, there are a few highly paid "stars", looking at you Munster and Grant who should be ashamed of their weekly performances. Our fullback Fa'alongo is by far our best player now, and is the only one who really looks threatening.
>>154468009Trash opinion. Grant is your best player.
Grant & Munster are trying their guts out desu but you can see they’re struggling mentally with the news about Bellamy’s illness.
Hate niggles
Grant is THE most overrated player in the competition. I really wish i put a bet on for storm to miss the 8. Katoa being out has hit them incredibly hard
>>154469030t. someone who's never watched a game in their life
>for any omen bet broncos customersEagle Farm R5 #10
Harry Grant is the Latrell Mitchell of hookers. Blayke Brailey is the Dylan Edwards of hookers.
Grant is the poor man's Buderus. He's less skilful but makes up for it with 'effort'. Typical peemsland wankery makes him out as the world's best hooked when the reality is, he rarely steps up and directly wins games for whatever team he plays for. Cam Smith never lost 7 in a row, yet Grant the soon did
>>154469492woeful take
t. Mrs grant
>>154468009How is the most successful coach lol? He has 3 premierships, same as Trent Robinson, Ivan Cleary won 4 in a row and Wayne Bennett has 7 premierships. Bellamy has lost more grand finals than he has won, you are a goose mate
the warriors will win the NRL in my lifetime.
>>154469628The panthers 4 in a row should have a big asterisk next to it with the shit rules and 6 agains. Notice how they struggled last year with the rule changes?
Moses will pull his finger out to look good for Origin big peels win looms
Is Woollahra a nice part of Sydney? Gf wants us to move there, as she's being transferred to Sydney for work. We currently live in Noosa. How does it compare?
>>154469628Boollamey hasn’t won a single thing without Cameron Smith even with a side massively over the cap and no Smith he copped a 40-0 flogging. Let’s not even get started on his Origin record, absolute fraud.
>>154469970are you a billionaire? No? Well good luck getting near it.
>>154470161Can't be that expensive. Surely.
the median house price there is 4.7m m8
>>154470192Yeah fuck, lol. Where's a better place that still is beach adjacent like Noosa, but not as expensive? I'm on $160k, gf is on $145k.
>>154469741*get's hit by a bus and dies*
>>154469987Bait.
>near beach>near sydney>cheaphmmmmm
>>154469741Only Bryan Johnson will live to see a warriors win in 200 years
Bronte is relatively inexpensive, especially for a couple with household income ~$300k
stay in Noosa m8 you’re already both on plenty don’t come to this hellhole of a city
>>154470271What has he won with Smith then? I'm all ears.
>>154469925>panthers struggled they were almost in another grand final until a broncos try in the last 5 minutes and the rules haven't changed
>>154469970its a "nice" area, but its very >run clubs, lattes and email senders
>>154470299She's not on $145k in Noosa though. That'll be what they increase her to if she transfers to Sydney.
pootanspooriorspoocos
>>154470238south of bondialternatively, northern beaches if you dont need to worry about going into work every day
CAM THE FUCK ON RAIDERS
Extremely depressing and disturbing webm
pootans bros...
thank fuck he spilled his lollies
DROPPED THE ASHES
>fuck up>pretend to have an injuryEvery time
the Andy Murray special
the Emma Raducanu special
>pooder customers are going to think they're back after this game
refball
>>154470838She's a DISGRACE
>>154470875yumyumyumyumyum
>>154470386Like the GOAT Gordon “the gordie” Tallis says >is it worth it to go from Brisbane to Sydney for a extra 100-200k a year
>>154470875phwoar very plappable
>peels have beaten wahs 6 of their last 7 games hmmm I still believe in the wahs
WE WANT 50
>>154470888he lives like 3mins away from woolahra used to see him at a cafe by the edgecliffe train station every morning
Tits getting absolutely groped today
Kind of sick of cunts begging for boots it's an overplayed meme and the fuckers will be for sale online in 2 years in most cases.
totally fine for some kiddo to ask for boots but as soon as I ask chapman for her shorts people start acting funny around me
>decision made
COMEBACK
if tits do that every time pooders could be in trouble, easy overlap
BOSOMBACK
>family tips 5 Titans 8 Raiders 1 forgot
If I'm a player I want to keep my well broken in boots I don't want to be playing in fresh ones getting new blisters each week because some little shitbag sympathy whores with a poorly painted sign.
Sami will never replace the Donster in our hearts
>>154470991>tfw behind the guy who forgot
>>154471007bit of a headscratcher
JUST GO RAIDERS RIGHT EDGE
TITBACK
>>154470877Jed Stewart's son fucking sucks man
SAVE ME BUNKER
Anthony Don would NOT have touched that
Raiders gonna bottle this and rape my multie
Predesco better leave my Walshie alone tonight
KEK at the pit stop jersey change
If Flanno coached Canberra they’d get called the Roiders
pass it you fucking coconut cunt
>>1544710071,4,3,2
watched it muted but the new didi ad feels very satanic
>>154470999>colourful Gold Coast identity Anthony Don
>roddy out with broken left hand >don't argu-ACK
SANDERSGOD *clap clap* HOOOOOOO!!
OH FUCK OFF
>biggest game of the entire round of footy if not the season >dead thread
>>154471247But it's not Sunday though?
>>1544710724,3,1,2love big nosed brunettes meblondes can rot
>>154471264based wog gf 2026 customer
>>154471264>>154471270patrician taste gentlemen
Ella's pancake arse in my frying pan mouth
>>154471247footy?
8 POINT PENALTY TRY
razzle dazzle stuff
Rúgbi de XIII
He's already missed it, knocked on and was going to go out. The push changed nothing. Retarded penalty.
He wasn’t getting that
>>154471313please
this refball is ridiculous
the canberra pushers
based fuckwitta ruining yet another match
come on faders don't do me like this
nice grubber
>>154471364My favourite retro video game
pootans outclassing the faders right now
running out of time though
Some absolute spaghetti going on lads
>arsevantage played
>>154471414
>disruptor offside
>four home games in a rowNice draw retards
It seems like Manly get a home game every week
Manly had three in a row at Brookvale before they sacked Seibold
Canberra aren’t bad. Don’t know what happened to them preseason but they’re looking good enough now
>>154471247Biggest game? Broncgods play later tonight mate
>>154471455They look like shite lad
WARRIORS FANSARE... YOU... REAAAAADY?!?!
WORRIER KEKS DONT FUCKING LET ME DOEN CUNT
please pooriors don't lets the peels win
Where's the wahss anon?
One of these has to come good surely
>>154471472They won though, that’s a good sign means they’re looking good
PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
UP THE FUCKING WAAAAAHHHHHHSPEEELIES GONNA HAVE A BAD NIGHT AND CRY THEMSELVES TO SLEEP
>>154471474Based Gladiators enjoyer
This community is toxic and triggering. Literally can't stand seeing some of the shit you "people" post.
>>154471649you're more than welcome to stick around and watch the footy with us don't let the seat cushions make you comfy :)
toeGOD gonna get 3 tonight
This Matt Nable intro for Reynolds is fucking awful. Reynolds is half washed. Not even close to the best player.
he's better when he's not clashing with walsh on the field
>>154471633So many faps to Tanya
>5:30pm kickoff
he’s better than you think, he was denied a lot of rep jumpers because NSW are a bunch of absolute derros and would pick almost any other halfback when he was not only the best they had but also a top quality goalkicker. Had he been given the opportunity he’d have more rep footy numbers to back up these kinds of claims. And he’s still in the top handful of halfbacks despite being barely able to run
>>154471513phone posting tonight la
Ahem *clears throat* I have an announcement to make.
Thought it was a Wahs home game so I bet accordingly
>>154471704go on
UP DAH FUCKEN WAAAAHS
>>154471711*hoots and hollers* WOOOOOOOO
sweet already can tell this has been ref-rigged for the peels
>>154471664Cunts body is falling apart and still a top 3 half, if he had DCE's fitness it would be over for every cunt in the league
>>154471711exquisitely said
refs HATE wahs they'll have to overcome that too but they should be used to it
>>154471626>shows up every week>>154471627>shows up when they’re winning Really makes you think
>>154471727wahs winning the footy is good for the NRL freshie
People would like banks more if they also did fast food. Like if Westpac did burgers and ice creams they might be nice and it’d be good PR
>bes any opponent of the warriorswhy yes I will take a six again six again try, thank you
>he didn’t deny it
Soft as Ella's arse that one
VOLKGOD VOLKGOD VOLKGOD
He had no right to score there
Dragons legend Ronald Volkman
worrior bros...
Jonah Poozet could never
i saw that
>>154471753No you didn’t.
Eels should give Volk to the broncies and keep Pezent
halasima is not the player he was last year or even the first couple of games this year
Pezet played NSW Cup just before this btw. Can't even make this injury plagued Eels team and he's supposed to lead the Broncos into the future
>>154471649>communityfirst day champ?
>had to challenge that royal commission into the refs when?!?!?
MUST BE SMOKING SOME ZELESNICRACK MY USSO
>>154471761Madge will get him firing mate
oh it's that part of the season where we lose by 30 points to a bottom half of the table team then never recover and eventually finish 10th
DISCOUNT REED DED
>>154471761I watched the game and Pezet was pretty quiet even though they put a score on the Wahs Reggies. He can kick goals really good though.
>>154471776All good this cunt just got Zelesniwacked in the neck, Wahs will come good
Why do they stop play when the injured faggots aren't anywhere near play? Fmd
broken ribs?
ZelesniSMOKED, get off the FUCKIN field CUNT!
He looks like he's in PAIN pain
was that tears or sweat?
>>154471771
>>154471788might be aye he's not a happy chap
>>154471793Crying thinking about Ella's yummy arse
tators need to stop reading into Egan being in paincunts made of paper
>family tips2 Eels11 Warriors 1 forgot
>>154471788he’s apparently been playing with a fucked sternum - I think it’s just exploded m8
nice pass m8 right to the peels YOU SPASTIC
MY peels have played shit for the most part regardless but fuck can we go a game without some cunt getting injured?
>>154471812he wont be the last tonight champ. MY wahs will make sure of it
ow muh face
Knights beat the Roosters in Harold Matts GF but the Roosters beat the Knights in SG Ball
WAHBACK
HA LA SEEEEEEEEEEEE MA
HOOOOOOOOOOOBACK
gaming legend addo-carr seems very quiet in a eels jersey
prefers a fortnite skin
FUCK ME what an offload
peels bros...
AKPGODalso ERIN CLARKEGOD
Looked like nothing then that pass
THE WAHBACK CONTINUES
WAH status?
>>154471872would it be possible to wahback all the way to a 30 point lead?
>>154471879we want 50
>>154471882>pooses trying to milk a penalty
>>154471888kek such a little bitch
>>154471882that pass from CHT was a bullet
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE PLEASE BE A FUCKING TRY
what was that?
is he allowed to get back to his feet like that?peels pushed him over the line too lol
what the fuck was that lmao
me brian kelly me throw rts five metres over line to score
we have the moment the NRL media get to talk about all week lads
peels no! not like that!
KEKKED AND SHECKED
he does let go of the ball before he gets it downdont think the tackle matters, it'll be called a lost ball
ohnononono peels boomers upset
ref and bunker breathe a huge sigh of relief he knocked that on
lolhope we lose now
>>154471925
Lachie Galvins mumzas bumole
FUCK WE ARE ON TONIGHT
Why don’t Parramatta just tackle them?
MEN PLAYING AGAINST BOYS
CUTIE SPOTTED
Tanah Metcalf Boyd
>>154471949that's tanah boyd m8
wahs could use a kicker but they're looking good mate
fuck if fogarty is out then I take back what I said earlier about manly upsetting penrith
She's a 10/10 but she got ZelesniBLACKED, do you still love her?
>>154471949That's just your reflection m8
slippery peels
do you miss him yet peelies?
wouldnt be a game of footy if DWZ didnt rush in from his wing
ZalesniSAVED
kek cheeky addo carr trying to bluff one
Just paid $100 for 2 pizzas and a canoli.
Imagine the seething poopeelian cope when Auckland FC wins the A League and Wahs win the NRL
a league never heard of her I only know RUGBY LEAGUE
A league of what?
Getting transferred to Auckland, lads.
Going to watch roosters on my inadequate and sydney fc on my TV
>>154471978No - I mis Brian Smith.
>>154472016>parnell, remuera, mt eden, graftonthe only suburbs worth living in
OH YEAH LOVE A BRAINDEAD CHALLENGE
score before half time would be handy
>>154471978is this legal in the uk?
why does the bundaberg polar beer look like it's shooting itself with the whistle
>>154472024Herne Bay is better than all of those, Westmere, Grey Lynn and maybe ponsonby are great if you're on the right street.
>>154472045grey lynn has a lot of social housing but ill accept herne bay and westmere and add pt chev to the list
Eels are just psychically shattered right now. It's over. Time to turn on the heems.
glen eden, massey, otara, manurewa, glen innes are pretty good if you're on a budget
TAKE THE POO
>>154472082based wahs day one fan
>the halftime poo
>>154472082I assumed hes not on a budget because i dont think people get transferred in a low pay position
>>154472108Who is this? Keep forgetting to ask.
>>154472117quincy dudd
New Zealand should have 2 peems
This chick is way hotter than tiff. Not as bubbly though.
just realised Tanah is literally the miniature version of the Chad meme
>>154472074I lived in Grey Lynn until mid last year and yeah there has been historically and the shops and church has a lot of Polynesia's but its all gentrified and they've been priced out. Some of the best renovated villas are in grey lynn
>>154472129so Chud
>>154472024>parnellRich cunts and zero parking anywhere, very expensive houses >remueraOld people and zero night life, there's like 1 passable pub. Fuck all good cafes and restaurants>mt edenProbably the best of the selection, very chinked out these days but if you're into the food it's good. Traffic is absolutely horrific during peak hours or on game/event nights>graftonSoulless bugman shitbox apartments. Lots of browns now, symonds street is full of drunks and homeless psychos.
>>154472082Otahuhu hard my g
>>154472130This.The browns have been priced out, it's upmarket and basically nu-ponsonby now.
I was reading the contract for a new job I was offered and there's a part that says something like "the company reserves the right to transfer you to any of our locations at our discretion to meet operational requirements."Can they really just force me to move? Could I just say no?
>>154472082>glen edendowntown glen eden is genuinely sketchy >masseyfine for west auckland, boganified>otaracompletely fine now, cleaned up its act, nothing like it was during the 80s and 90s>manurewagenuinely sketchy during the day, keep out at night>glen inneskeep out at night
am I a bad new zealander if I've never heard of any of these places
>>154472123League isn't very big south of waikato
>>154472156Lol slave
My food is literally going to get here at half time and eaten before the second half starts. At least I have plenty of pear Somersby in the fridge
>>154472157>otara>completely fine now, cleaned up its act, nothing like it was during the 80s and 90sX DOUBT
>>154472164You just havent lived in Auckland. Probably a good thing
>>154472156Transferring you to Alice Springs ya white dawg
>>154472130I used to flat about 700m from western springs and the whole area was social housing. like just at the bottom of the hill when you go from the shops towards WSthis was about 5-6 years ago though, I still enjoyed living there regardless but I was poor at the time
>>154472164No just be thankful you haven't had to be subjected to shit hole Auckland enough to have an in depth knowledge of it.
Good to see so many Kiwis ITT who have made the move to Aussie like me. Been living in Melbourne since I was 14 and love it here
Imagine if new Zealand didn't have violent cocos and retard white liberals corrr
My brother keeps saying he'll call me but never does, and takes ages to even open my messages.
Never seen so many NZ flags in an /nrl/ thread at once. We're taking over this joint.
>>154472187Bro if you think western springs is povo and brown you have no idea how bad it can get
jelly of aussie lifewelly is grim but doubt I could afford a house in a main centre in australialove sydney
>>154472187Yeah that part is a shithole around WS haha I used to run down there in the evenings, even the shops around point chev can be dodgy. Im talking more top of the hill from great north road/Richmond road towards ponsonby area
>>154472200It would all basically be the same as Queenstown
>>154472200the retard white libs are fairly harmlessit's the retard white non-libs that you need to be worried about
Anyone know how to get rid of a flu
>>154472217oh im awarewas raised with the silver spoon in central auckland mate, refuse to live with the rough and reckless
Come south and join us on the Mainland, White Man.
Pooses does not deserve Origin
>>154472200Those cocos give themselves concussions for our entertainment, show some respect.
>>154472220Welly is Goated if you have money and a good house. The hills and regional parks around there are mint, I lived there for 10 years and I only started to appreciate it when I was about to move
>>154472246Fair
>>154472235Yeah bed rest, chicken soup, beef bone broth, paracetamol. Take it easy my bro
any of you kiwi do run it straight?
>>154472220>>154472254whats an area like Island Bay like? i always thought that looked like a quiet and nice place to live but barely ventured there when i was at vic uni
Just remembered theyre holding origin at Eden Park. Maybe the only good thing egghead has done
>>154472266no we're white and not povvos
>>154472273pretty sure that teen that died was white too lolbest left to the polys I guess
>>154472271I only lived in the CBD/Aro Valley/Brooklyn. Seems really nice there though, id probably consider it if I had to go back. I used to go down there a lot while I was in between jobs to the cafes and cinema. Easy access to the city and south Coast,which i think is really underrated
should be an 8 pt try
>>154472271don't really go out there except for walks that go down through Happy Valley/Owhiro Bay but seems like a nice rich area
If you get stunted on like that by the combo of Brian Kelly and Will Penis you don't deserve to win
>>154472283yeah looking at it on street view now it looks a lot richer than it did a decade ago
not even watching the game just checking this thread for updates
>>154472165Second team in Hamilton
>>154472316Based casual
>>154472316Same lmao
>>1544723172nd team in Christchurch, they can be to the Warriors what the Storm are to the Broncos.
REFBALL
pooapeepee
FUCKING REFBALL
>>154472336Ok, 3rd team Hamilton then
cowardly poo
If ever a poo curse was needed Footy Gods…
>>154472351I dont think you realise how small the towns are outside aucklandchch has 400k, hamilton has 190k
That just gave me flashbacks to under 13’s
KEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEDROPIN DROPTENE ZELESNI-ACK
Kek, Vaimauga gotta be my favourite coco
KEKK E K KEEEEEK
sometimes I get the feeling that the warriors aren't actually very good
>>154472365Townsville and Sutherland are ~200k. Total population isn’t that important really what we’re looking at is interesting teams for tv and to destroy rugby union as a professional code
>>154472365Nah the greater Hamilton area is about 500K now
Our attack is diabolical. We won't have enough points in us to go with teams like Brisbane or Penrith.
dwz too casual
Zelesni-ACK
cultists rejoice
VOLKGOD VOLKGOD VOLKGODalso fuck you Sutton ya blind cunt
not sure if the wahs spitting in the face of the poo curse this game is the best approach
>nrl goalkickers
genius from Moses to take the cowardly poo option out of this.
dwz has the ugliest running style
30mins till the bronc customers log on for their one game of the weekend
Joash Papalii is like Sua Fa'alogo but he can't attack
ok back from making dinners wtf cam on wahs
>>154472479Nigga runs like Steven Seagal in Above The Law
Checking the bottleo website for the cheapest carton of low carb beers
CLARKEGODfuck hes so good
Nice try
Eroni Clarke was indeed a hell of a player
didnt get it down
24 point penalty disruptor try
AKP is another great pick up from websterhes so quality
I predict:3 broncGODS rest of the family poosters 1 forgot
Cowboys 13+, Dolphins 13+, Warriors 13+, and Broncos 13+ multi still alive.
so the warriors won... again. what does this mean for all of us?
Where is Parramatta and is there lots of eels there?
>>154472571They're better than Penrith currently.
>>154472571Just hand over the premiership already
>>154472587I assume you mean the minor prem
ADDO DED
>>154472596No. The whole lot
>intercept breakaway>no defenders back>take 12 minutes to play the ball
peels def line has bigger holes than my undies
Auckland staking a claim on the top 4
>>154472637Vodafone Warriors*
if I dont get to see SJs giddy excitement in the post match show then somethings seriously fucked with the nrl coverage
>Same record as last year going into the byeOminous signs for a drop off tttt
Manly finna dab on the Panthwahs
Can someone post a stream please
here's a stream for ya m8 *unzips*
>>154472646His contract states that he can't talk favourably about the wahs
kek cheeky FG for the sc points
What would the long term and short term consequences be if the Warriors were to win the premiership this year?
fuck the peels
*mutes stream until broncGODS are on*
Vonnie is so fucking fat, man, YUCK.she should take tips from Lara who is GORGEOUS despite being almost 50
>>154472683The nrl community would celebrate immediately and then for all of 2027.
a bunch of dumb editorials about how It's Time For Another NZ Team
I'm feeling roosters will win but what does the family think? For gambling purposes of course.
>short termwebster gets knighted>long termincrease in anti-china geopolitical diplomacy, new christchurch nrl team, greater nz-aus relations, complete death of union
>>154472507Ended up getting Brite Blonde, unlike me missus harharhar
>>154472702kek GOTTHER
>>154472559What'd I miss?
>>154472683it would start a sequence of events leading to league becoming NZs main sport - relegating union to where it rightfully belongs, somewhere between basketball and netball
LETS GO BRONCGODS
Game of the round incoming. Predictions:- DCE scores - Reynolds fucks up a short drop out- Walsh has a blinder- Kotoni scores
>>154472575Parramatta supposedly translates to “Place where Eels lay” in the Always Was language
>>154472694The fat just makes her brapper tastier you retarded cunt
>>154472716I was just getting in before anyone commented
>>154472720Fine, I'm gonna bet that the exact opposite of ALL of these things will happen
>>154472716Someone posted the pic of teen Ella on her bed with her Manly mural
-toeGOD hattrick-walsh fucks up A LOT and gets pulled -Patty passes to its MAAM for a try-Teddy gets heemed
>>154472735Good luck m8
Fuck this Brite Blonde stuff tastes like actual fucking dogshit
More predictions lads:- teddy 2 try assists- mam try- carrigan sin bin- mark nawaqanitawase freakish try
>walsh back early from a face fractureso he's basically a turnstile
>>154472746Should've had a Pear Somersby instead.
>>154472770I think I fucked up by grabbing the carton on top in the cold room, it's still warm, tastes like vonnys minge
>>154472683New Zealand super power 2030
broncs wittle pack already getting bullied by poosters big pack
New choc chip cookie maxibon very good The hard chocolate is sweeter than normal The cookie is very buttery 8/10
Let's go lads
Not fucking DCE
hes actually still pretty elite aye
>>154472720>>154472743>>154472763Throw enough shit at the wall and some will stick
QRD on this "DCE" fella?
>>154472720Absolutely BASED
>>154472552hey I was right
Someone post a stream omg bruh
>>154472802kek
>>154472813Take a seat
>>154472826cute the bronco cuckstomer can't even watch his one game of footy a week
>>154472826Stream
Ahahaha predesco KILLED
>>154472826*lifts skirt*
>>154472552Nice one
poo curse activated
>>154472858Pretty cooked mate
>>154472829>>154472858
>>154472858Mate, fuck off. You are are disgraceful.
last weeks peem would have heemed these cunts
>red rooster mentioned
kys pedosperg
>>154472858Sad and gross bro.
>>154472858
>>154472858Genuinely kys
>>154472858>just mobile poster things
>>154472858Ella is one thing... But this? I can't stand for it mate
what level of mercenary refball is this?
Lindsey is a girls name
>>154472858Missing some context here
>>154472858Sociopath spotted.
>>154472858>taking the poo
feeling virginal lads
>>154472901It's a little girl who was raped and murdered in the NT a few days ago.
what is happening itt
>>154472901Her body was found by NT police after a few days searching, they’re now looking for the man they believe kidnapped and murdered her
>>154472901https://www.9news.com.au/national/body-found-in-search-for-missing-northern-territory-girl/d2aa7d07-20a3-4e85-965b-dcae5f71dd4d
>>154472913Why? You're only down by 8 despite 90% Roosters possession and territory.
>right wing brisbaneUh... let's not get political in here, it's just footy
noooo marky mark don't be injured I need you for points
>>154472923Already caught him Irish
>>154472923nah that was a few days agohe showed up in the outskirts of alice springs and then the locals almost beat him to death, they took him to hospital and there were riots outside the hospital so hes been evacuated to darwin
collins rearranging his face again
>>154472942>>154472944News travels slowly. Good they got him. She’s in heaven it’s very sad
Marky Mark DEAD Lindsey DEADBroncbros we are in this !!
Wasn't a headknock by a defender considered a high tackle?Or not anymore
fuck sake stop talking about current events lads THERE IS FOOTY ON
>>154472923He was arrested and based boongs are rioting over not being allowed to spear him to death.
>last tackle for the poosters>2 six agains>and a penaltycrazy
>>154472989>loses ball>actually its not their faultFuck I love refball
I reckon Lindsay Collins gets smashed more than any other player in history.
>>154472958Heaven doesn't exist. It's very sad though I agree.
This ref is a fucking RAT
>>154473005my vote is McInnes
>>154473005Let’s keep his sexual proclivities on the down low
holy shit can we just play the game
Hmmm can I get a rooster penalty six again
broncs absolutely AMBUSHED by the ref
PenaltyPenaltySix morePenalty Penalty Six more Six more Penalty Try
>>154473017
ANYONE SEEN [any Broncos player]?
You're telling me Broncos have had 0 six agains but gave away what, 5+?
ROOSTER ROOSTER MAN
No poo for you!Come back 1 set!
>>154473005The great Martin Lang has every player past, present & future covered in that department mate. His brains must be scrambled eggs these days.
Maybe you shouldn’t have cut your finger off
LOSE YOUR FUCKING CHALLENGE CUNTS
>>154473057who was that player in the poosters (not radley) that was always getting concussed, fairly recently I can see his face but not his name
lmao bunker almost tried to give them a telepathic rake
Reminder Wolvies on at 5am
>>154473067Keary
>>154473072>>154473067Boyd Cordner
>>154473067Boyd Cordner
>>154473069No thanks
Tried 8 different streams not one works what the fuck happened guys
Aww yeah he was actually medically retired
>>154473093Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>154473093boomers and zoomies are anti-piracy and everyone in between just pays
just get kayo you povo cunt
I am watching the game and I'm not paying for it
Tedesco has to be the biggest milker in the entire NRL
Damn imagine if you had a challenge
This is fucking killing me
hard to build confidence with the ball when you don't fucking have any poosession
Slippy T gonna slip
fuck i hate the poosters. you just know they're gonna sneak their way into finals and get btfo again
>>154473093https://australitv.com/installation-guides/Costs money, but it's way cheaper than Kayo and you get literally every major >>154473100sport, domestic and international
>>154473093Get a job
Uh can I get a roosters penalty six again
nothing wrong with that for fuck sake
Good defence aside from the spear tackle lol
ramsey...been too long
holy this is such a poorly reffed game
Ramsey was a little rat, couldn't tackle, couldn't take a hit, couldn't catch just an absolutely scrawny little faggot.
>>154473057He has a PhD in neuroscience now. No joke.
lol at poosters constantly looking up at the ref begging for penalties
Kek what the fuck Robson
nice pass NOT
based robson feeling guilty about all that refball
That went forward too
half roosters passes have been going forward
This game is pretty shitWill the Broncos show up in the second half?
Shane Flanagan kept picking his son Kyle Flanagan, and he's shit. Kevin Walters kept picking Billy Walters, who was shit. And now Trent Robinson keeps picking his son, Reece Robinson, who throws a pass like that. Is it time we admit nepotism is no good for rugby league?
Walker is killing it
no ref favouritism here no siree
>>154473190Billy went ok actually and they didn’t have any other good dummy half options
>>154473190>Kevin Walters kept picking Billy WaltersBilly is 1337 and the broncs are missing him dearly
>>154473201They had Ben hunt you fucking retard
>>154473067Jake Friend.
>>154473208I stand by what I said
do bronx have the cutest female fans? Its either them or Manly
walsh is an expensive empty jersey and I'm sick of pretending otherwise
>>154473219he needs to come home (to the wahs)
>>154473158Cunt is returning from a literal broken ass m8. Cut him some slack.
>>154473190Billy Walters was integral to the Broncs run in 2025
Is Matt Ballin the most handsome man to ever play in the NRL?
>>154473225I'm not the one who broke his ass
>>154473160>it’s true wow wtf that’s unbelievably based.
>>154473198>no ref favouritism here no siree
>>154473219he literally won the 25 premiership for the broncs but okay bruh
He was 99% of the way through the line then when he passed, he could have just run through instead
>>154473246whats he done this year
Alex Johnston would’ve caught that and scored
>>154473249https://youtu.be/I0cioOjouPE
>>154473249Played as a first grade NRL player.
>>154473271what position do you play
I'm watching the heems (shit card) but what are you doing broncs? lmao
>>154473283Left right out.
>>154473232in the NRL era? Hmm I’d have to say probably Trent Barrett.
feeling extra virginal lads
Literally every single try has been on the back of a completely random 12 tackle set
>>154473300based Broncos scoreline against the Roosters right now on Foxtel and Kayo
nothing sus
>>154473294You're kidding right? Matty Moylan, Valentine Holmes and Gallen are all way more attractive.
This is easily gonna be the worst game of the round holy fuck
>>154473307based every game watcher
Don’t stress bronx customers, poo curse should take effect any moment now
>what can men do against such reckless refball
>>154473307t. Bronc customer that logs on for one game a weekend
>>154473314Fuck off Gal
>>154473307>salty broncs fan spottedabsolutely kek
>>154473314>Gallen>U wot m8?You own a pug don't you?
>>154473332no im sure the 2 set restarts the broncos had on the 30 line make up for it vs the 5+ and "dangerous tackle" penalties (normal tackles)Took 10 minutes to play the first 5 minutes of play
all the brocno customers have already fled kek
https://youtu.be/FGzo3HXOpLYMachine Gun Fellatio - Rollercoaster (Hero Version)
>>154473314old mate said handsome and I’d reckon TBaz mogs all
>>154473336
I tried talking to a girl at the pub last night lads, and she told me to fuck off. Oh well. At least I got a few words out lol
I love stealing from woolies lads
>>154473346I think it's more alarming that walker is averaging 10m every run.
more like reece washed every face injury he plays worse
broncs are more of a 2nd half peem anyway
>>154473370She works for Palantir
https://youtu.be/FeZsdP2trO0?si=t1wHzcjnh0xzvSMNWho else loves stealing from Woolies?
I'm going to watch Into The Wild after this game.
>>154473395me? I'm going to play AC Unity after the game
>>154473367you have to imagine sisyphus happy
We're all in here lads: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM9H5jKzU1g
I'm watching the UFC after this them I'm gonna have a massive fap and then I'm going to bed
just stole from woolies lads
>>154473367Good job m8. A lot of dudes don’t even have the balls to do that. Try again next week. You’ve gotten literally the worst case scenario there. If you can survive that you’re good.
will flick over for tuivasa after this and read metabarons again with ufc in the background
>>154473370This slut is like 40 years old
Me? Personally I'll be getting a nuru massage after the game ($300/hr)
>>154473380incredible satire tbqh
just need three 8 point penalty tries and a field goal
>>154461048>Titans to beat raiders by 20>Eels to beat warriors by 14
Jealous, I need a little Asian lady to stomp on my back
happy hardcore > hard basshttps://youtu.be/X6Jk5wp5zBA
>>154473416Was a bit embarrassing desu, and keep replaying it in my head. But need to try again if I ever want to get a gf. Wonder if it'll go better at a surf club instead of the pub
>>154473380Kek. How have I NOT heard this before???
wish the commentators were allowed to actually commentate the game not just talk it up
>>154473351https://youtu.be/4n6D8lB0A9w
>>154473380funny and hot af
>>154473468Tell us you only show up in threads when the broncos are playing without telling us you only show up in threads when the broncos are playing
>getting don't argued by walkerARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>154473501
https://youtu.be/vWaljXUiCaE?si=sjgV9O-EOluCOndd
>>154473481nice
>>154473507KEK >reynolds dead again
>walsh nowhere to be seen
>>154473500back to plebbit cunt
Might be a line through the broncucks night
>>154473530>didn’t deny itSee ya this time next week
>>154473509The GOATS
>roosters kicked it out >thats a roosters play the ball :^)
Broncbros, we're about to get FIFTIED
WALSH SEEN HEARD AND VALID
How’d he fuck that up
getting Leon Bott flashbacks from this game.
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING HUGO?
APOLOGISE TO WALSH
what the fuck was that
SHOW US THE OTHER ANGLE DOES HE GO OUT
>>154473581Walsh didn’t save that Hugo just fucked it up.
>>154473543>projection
Kek
holy fuck Vossy is such a whinging bitch these days
That was a try. It was ugly, but a try.
>>154473613other arm went into touch ackshully
time for the ref to even up the six agains :^)
Walsh gotta do everything himself in this fucking peem
BUCKBACK
dont really know the difference between most of the positions and largely think theyre just pointless labels
>>154473637The "ignoring the touch from roosters" so they have to challenge is always a good tellSame thing happened last week with the Adam trip
>>154473666>have to challenge is always a good tellagreed noticed that too
I've seen refs just go back to the play the ball when there is a offload after the held call????
IMMEDIATELY BACK INTO REFBALL
>6 again when he is literally not touching him
>>154473659Better not to think you know about things you admit to not knowing about
we want 50 clap clap clap
>>154473705the fact its not apparent means it probably is pointless labelling
>>154473597>still didn’t deny it kekIt’s fine. We know when you’ll be here https://www.nrl.com/draw/?competition=111&season=2026&team=500011
Michael McGuire is overrated as fuck and got lucky in 2014 and in 2025, cmv. NZ doesn't count, any ref can win with a stacked all stars level squad.
>>154473659It's really simple m8 blokes in the forwards are fat while blokes in the backs are skinny, this is why when you put a fat bloke like Fatrell in the centres instead of the forwards he is good it's just simple physics really
People overcomplicate footy
>try celebrationsave it for when you get ahead of the poosters
>>154473747Legit. Makes him look stupid as fuck.
>>154473732>any ref can win with a stacked all stars level squadThe mask slips
Why do people think Australians invented the mullet
>>154473747we thought it was try July m8
>>154473760>can't refute facts
PATFUCKINGGOD
poosterbros.... It's fucking OVER
Roosters will score two more times before this game ends.
BRONCS WIN
SOMEBODY POAST THE BRONCGODESS
>>154473774Same reason rugby league is Australia's top sport despite it not being invented here
>>154473732>Michael McGuire is overrated as fuck and got lucky in 2014 and in 2025, cmv. NZ doesn't count, any ref can win with a stacked all stars level squad.>any ref can win with a stacked all stars level squad>any ref can win>any ref >refKek
>>154473826>>154473760>falling for it
>only on report >player coming off injured>no bin R E F B A L L continues
>>154473783Need a webm of this
FUCKING SEND SOMEONE FOR FUCK SAKE
>>154473852Also ignored the headbutt
Atrocious refereeing this second half. Obviously trying to get the broncos back in it
Olay so 2 high tackles and slow but we would never sinbin a rooster
>>154473813SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL
Left the pub at 30-6 now it's 30-22 what the FUCK is going on lads
Sucked in you cheating Rooster cunts
Chook ones part II
>>154473879It's embarrassing how obvious it is.
Never thought I'd find myself rooting for the Poocos
Has a peem ever choked a 30 point lead before?
>>154473847>uh yeah lads I was just pretending to be retarded. You believe me right? Right?
>>154473894Walsh saved a try then scored one now it’s on
>>154473896Great reference lol.
>>154473894Poo curse activated VERY late
>BYD stands for Buy Your Death
>>154473897>bad refereeing is when you have to penalise high tackles
>>154473907Maybe but it’s rare like doesn’t happen every year rare
Obvious Broncos refball aside, this all started from the knock on by the little rat Ramsey
Wtf was that penalty for?
>>154473907Never. 26 is the biggest
>>154473933Walsh tackled after pass
>>154473926No it started when Hugo bombed that fucking try
>>154473896heh
>>154473933late and spear tackle on walsh m8
Are we really back to Walsh glazing and broncos refball just like that
>>154473946>>154473943Thanks.
>>154473907>>154473939Cowboys almost did it to the Roosters in 2014 but James Maloney kicked a field goal
No, it started from the rat Ramsey knocking on.
F U C K I N G B I G G E S T R E F B A L L E V E R
TOED THE LINE
This fucking ref
>do you know what they call a double quarter pounder with cheese in Ireland?>a half pounder with cheese
TOE IN THE BIN
Not even joking that cost him a Blues jersey
You're fucking joking
>>154473969More of a pounder customer myself
>>154473968>>154473979Deserved the binning btw
>>154473969You *clap* do *clap * not *clap* live *clap* there
>>154473950we’re a fickle bunch us nrl fans
Deserved sin bin. Staggs is a fucking retard and always does that hyper aggressive bullshit. Only a matter of time before it came back to bite him.
its insane how much a ref can fuck a game over
Based. Poosters win despite Adam Gee being paid off by Broncucks Ltd.
>>154473973He wasn't starting over Latrell or Crichton, mate. Possible 6 man benchwarmer, but wouldn't see any time barring an on field injury.
>>154473984B2b2b penalties, including 2 high tackles and a headbut in 1st halfThis is the biggeat refball game of the year by far
>>154473950The royal “we”
Thanks for killing the game's hype ref
lispy faggot broncwitta
If he’s offside why does it matter if he’s “obstructed”?
>>154474001I had him on the extended bench tbqh
this cunt is legit worse than (((Klein)))
>>154474003Yeah broncos are being reffed back into it, I agree.
>>154473994>its insane how much a ref can fuck a game over>>154474003>This is the biggeat refball game of the year by far
wtf is that micheal cheike in the roosters box
imagine getting this much refball and the rub of the green and STILL taking the poo
>>154473950Post more schnitzel recipes
Blaming the referee is room temp IQ behaviour
Blaming Hugo is high iq
Wojakbro please commit suicide
>two pooster poosBRONX GOT IT WON
If your team was better they'd win. Simple. As.
>>154474038True unless we’re talking about my peem because the refs only deliberately fuck over my peem.
>>154474034what’s with all the cazzies these last few weeks
>>154474037mate I just go to the pub if I want a schnitzel
Put this whistle away mate
>>154474038He has quite literally reffed Brisbane into this.
>>154474049kek hes got you rattled
>>154474038
>don't waste time>wastes 15 seconds :^)
The refballing continues
This game has gone to the dogs
anyone who says this isn't refball isn't watching the game and is a dirty tourist
>>154474049
>>154474099The dogs aren't playing
incorrect play the ball
My chooks are fucking quality
>>154474105Radley is
>anyone who says this isn't refball isn't watching the game and is a dirty tourist
>>154474099standards only going to get worse the more peems brought in too
>>154474126how much time left in the game you have 3 seconds to reply to this post
>faded willison>cunt scores a tryGet absolutely fucked cunt
>>154474126Salty bronKEK fan spotted
>>154474137Dunno m8 it’s only the 3rd quarter
Even if it is refball as you claim, it’s against Broncucks so I’m okay with it.
What was kotonis problem, what a dumb fuck
Casual here, whats been so wrong with the umpiring?
no one goes for the roosters
>>154474158Based
>>154474163any biff or shit like that in the modern game is frustration caused by shitty reffing, we can see it, imagine if you're on the ground and footy is your entire life how would that make you feel
>>154474167I do. I'm Jewish
>>154474166>umpiring
>>154474184Like I’m working 30 weeks a year for $700,000
>>154474191>watching TV on shabbos
>>154474193The officiating(?)
>poosters into the top 4 you wanted this /nrl/ family
>>154474184Nah, it's just coco things
>>154474207>you wanted this /nrl/ family
>>154474224what was the final score?
>>154474229You weren’t watching?
>>154474229>what was the final score?
dance for me puppet
just turned on the mma and saw sutherland use Staggs' move
>>154474270Don’t let him rattle you. Wish I told you that about 30 minutes ago, better late than never
>Don’t let him rattle you. Wish I told you that about 30 minutes ago, better late than never
>poo curse is 0-3 this week
>>154474292just turned it on and im seeing two gassed out fatties doing absolutely nothing
>>154474347
Just when you think NRL is hard to watch you remember that UFC exists
>>154474382yeah that tuivasa fight was pretty bad for the last bit I tuned in formustve been a lot of six agains earlier on
reece and reynolds have an anti-synergy auraalso staggs is a fucking retard
Meant to post this in here, anyone got an answer for me? >>154474363
>>154474425Staggs was game breaking but went full Trell at the end there and cancelled the comeback, oh well, at least we didn't get faded
Errors - Sydney Roosters 12 Brisbane Broncos 9Penalties Conceded - Sydney Roosters 5 Brisbane Broncos 9Ruck Infringements - Sydney Roosters 3 Brisbane Broncos 6Inside 10 Metres - Sydney Roosters 0 Brisbane Broncos 2On Reports - Sydney Roosters 3 Brisbane Broncos 2I love refball
>>154474436refball
>>154474494You telling me the POOSTERS weren't offside a single time?
EVERY TIME MY PEEM LOSES ITS REFBALL! REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>154474508Not a single time mate and its insulting that you'd say that
did 8ball radley really get put on report 3 times?
>>154474545YeahAnd roosters also had a headbutt 1st half the ref ignored
This fellas struggling, just pat him on the back, say well done and let him go
Assman sounds like he’s about to cry
>>154474565Because he is, it’s a big moment. So they should give him a break
We all watching the UFC in here?
>>154474648No.
Just took a shit that was legit like tar it was so thick had to use half roll wiping it.
>>154474582As soon as he teared up they should have let him move on. Poor form.
>sex with every female in the crowd braith?
>>154474648im in /heem/. nice to interact with the other flags since this gennys often allergic to fun
>>154474648I'm not paying extra for what used to be default in kayo
>>154474793I'm just watching illegally
Gonna eat a bag of cheese supreme doritos
none of the journos will have the balls to ask why radley was allowed to stay on the field.
of course not thats why journos are biased >ask why radley wasn't binned>nice career you had you'll never be allowed near a coach or footy player ever again any journo that has any affiliation even 10 degrees separated is compromised anyone of us would ask that and thats why we'll never be near them to ask a question like that
business idea: coach and captains do a presser after the game right, so now, refs, touchies and bunker do a presser after each game and get asked questions
>>154475503>>154475503>>154475503
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