Previous thread: >>154457968>Thursday, 30 AprilCollingwood (15.3) drew with Hawthorn (13.15) @ the Melbourne Cricket Ground>Friday, 1 MayFootscray (15.12) def. by Fremantle (17.12) by 12 points @ Colonial StadiumAdelaide (11.10) def. Port Adelaide (11.9) by 1 point @ the Adelaide Oval>Saturday, 2 MayEssendon vs Fitzroy @ Colonial Stadium; 12:35 AESTWest Coast vs Richmond @ Perth Stadium; 14:15 AWSTGeelong vs North Melbourne @ Kardinia Park; 16:35 AESTCarlton vs St Kilda @ the Melbourne Cricket Ground; 19:35 AEST>Sunday, 3 MaySydney vs Melbourne @ the Sydney Cricket Ground; 15:15 AESTGold Coast vs Greater Western Sydney @ Carrara Stadium; 19:20 AEST
>Australian handegg is just a slightly different version of rugbyGrim.
>>154463370chead ground
Good morning, would you like some fried eggs on toast for brekky?Let's have a great day today alfies
>>154464515I’m sick la
>>154463370reddit
>>154464515i'll have one of these thankshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/LCUrgj_sOpE
Dreamt that today was Sunday, or perhaps more accurately: I had a nightmare today was Sunday.Also dreamt I changed my desktop background.
You cunts awake yet? How much did you drink last night ffs
>>154465180Yes. What do you want
>>154465220You xx
I’m sick lads
if Adam Ramanauskas sniffed petrol from a can he'd be Adam Ramarama
>>154463370shit bake
of course geelong get a free game at their cheat ground nowwouldnt want them falling too far down the ladder and loosing faith!
why weren't port wearing the prison bars last night?
>>154465506I'd wrap my arms around you but i don't wanna catch it.
>>154465620collingwood have to approve it sorrykwab port power fc 1997
>>154463370>Round 8 #4>the Melbourne Cricket Ground>footscrayFUCK UP CUNT
starting my low fibre diet before my colonoscopy on tuesday lads
using colonial stadium is cringe as fuck
telstra dome was the best name
>>154465701Lucky bastard t. Darcy Moore or something
moore dick
AFL Superdome
miss day games at etihad stadium so much
robbed of back to back loomsrobbed of the ultimate revvingfuck sake
got my buzzcut
give it five years and the afl (with the vic govt picking up the bills of course) will rip the roof off of docklands and replace it with a permanent plastic one like the tassie ground
kek imagine these revers seething that they missed the finish
mumza was watching better homes and gardens so i couldn't watch either game
I invented truth nvkes and now its being posted on insta
>>154466022based matt
Gf says I can only watch one game today, which do i choose?
>>154466161its a rare day where there are no sudos playing so i can see why she has done this
>>154466161Tell her the game you choose to watch is footy.
>>154466161battle of the mid today desui guess spoonbowl iggs rich could be entertaining
In a bad mood this morning, nobody ask why
hi portsperg
>>154466245wherefore m8?
>>154464947Pewerk
gma
Good morning alf
>>154466016boils my piss that 7 Perth show BHG on the main channel rather than footy, even when a WA team is playing. it's little wonder why the ratings in Perth are so bad when their games are bumped off to 7 mate or 7 two every week. AFL should be having a word with them about this.
>>154463370>threadsperg is back
>>154466361They always put BHG on 7two in SA so maybe WA men have a bit of sugar in the tank.
>>154466361they do this because east coast games start at 5:30 wa time and they want the news at 6. no point starting it on 7, changing to 7mate at 6 so the news can be on then back again when the news is donebut i reckon for wa games they should be on the main channel all the time. news can fit in the half time break, not like they ever have much to talk about anyway.
what makes the news so important they cant give it up for just one night
>>154466603cool it
>>154466603They can't have the goyim not have their nightly fear programming. The news exists to traumatise people and make them servile, nightly repeatition enhances this process. Soon the AFL will be full of reminders about indigenous genocide, gay hatecrimes and woman bashing but until then, the news MUST go ahead.
>>154466664Go outside you schizo fucking maniac, you’ve lost your mind completely
fuck up saxon
>That poort shitter who got it totally wrong yesterdayAt least he won't be back for the weekend
>>154466793i'm not sure whether (literal) autists understand shame
kek port power fans happy about a 1 point loss to a team as crap as the crows
Sorry I was smoking ice last night
>>154466818>crapmore like extremely average
Thank you based turbo for the magnificent thread
>>154466022https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/%22truth%20nuke%22/order/asc/
>>154463370Based Turbo, welcome back mate
>>154466664trip on trevor moore iykwim haha
Looking forward to my Dosn getting raped, and then having the whole afternoon free.
>>154467114Crisp
Anyone going to post porn or what hahaThat would be funny if someone posted porn lol
what a dogshit bake
The state of professional pornography is utterly disgraceful. Dying industry. I only ever watch shit for free and I'm struggling to find things worth watching.
>>154466782Actually I haven't lost my mind because I don't watch the news.
What's the deal with port adelaide power est 1997? They exist to win premierships but they never do!
>>154466818Crows should be way ahead of Port, embarassung result for them. Nicks on fraud watch.
>>154466234i enjoy spoonbowl games quite a lot desu
>>154467225The 2007 Grand Final was a planned humiliation ritual. Only Kane Cornes wasn't told the fix was in.
>>154467244it was 11th v 13th i dont give a fuck both sides are rubbish
>Crows have a negative percentageFrauds
watching kiki's delivery sevice while waiting for the footy
Serious ContendersLionsNot So Serious ContendersSydneyFremantleHawthornGeelong
>>154467361Sydney and Hawthorn easily could do the Lions I reckon
>>154467391Sydney did already
>>154467183you will watch the porn and you will be happy you fucking antisemite
>>154467391Through the season definitely. Not in finals imo. If the Lions have a fit list come finals they're in the driver's seat.>>154467405Lions were missing 1/3 of their best team and Swans had a month's headstart on their pre-season due to not playing finals. Swans are the team to beat atm but I still won't trust them in finals until they actually manage to not choke on the big stage.
>>154467488I haven't used tube sites for years and that image sums up why pretty well.
>*glances at OP*>*tips fedora*Hello r/AFL!! Are you guys excited to watch the planes play the lions?
>>154467505I agree. Not worried about the lions they've shown they get ready at the right time. Hawthorn and Geelong round out the #3 and #4 seeds for me. Fred are dogshit until proven otherwise in September.
what is the point of supporting any club other than Geelong, Brisbane, Hawthorn or Sydney? i suppose Richmond and Collingwood are acceptable too.
>>154467568>Fred are dogshit until proven otherwise in September.Yep. Just when you thought you could trust them last year they lose their home final to the Suns by a point. List is superb but like you said, meme team until they prove otherwise when it matters.
>>154467205Youre a fucking dickhead mate
Shut the fuck up cuntYour posts are always the worseHonestly you should kill yourself and relieve those around youWorm
>>154467568>>154467644Why don't you just fucking suck each other off? "Like you said" such little faggots
business idea: fold every club that hasn't won a flag since 2000
Fuck losing control again
You are a cumstain of an individual
After all, it is my generalWhy shouldn't I post traps
>>154463370>not using the real gmhba imageslicker detected
Trap your head in a noose, scum
Fuck up you utter idiot.
fuck up fake angrycunt its not even funny
Kill yourself mutt
*gets furious at random posts*
i reckon sarah jones cunt smells like a rose
who/what are we agro at again?
Posted by the ABSComments status: off
Fuck off not interested in talking about it anymore honestly you cunt just fuck off
>>154467505swans had no roght to be in the grand final. mostly kids, old cunts and mediocrity like florent. more a reflection of how shithouse the rest of the comp was letting them get through. genuine threat this year though, elite trading and maturing of players like warner gulden roberts had made them lethal
Been reading about gang stalking and it actually explains quite a bit
whats the fuckin 'ti
Damn, that chick standing on the blue box in the Bombers room was hot.
nate caddy's mum and sarah jones scissoring
>>154468138My dick in between their pussies desu
Sarah Jones did such a stinky poo this morning, you can just tell
Haha not that this would actually happen butWould you eat a hot girl's poo lolHaha
remember when super saturday meant 12 hours of kath
Fact: all girls do poos
post it josh
>>154468248>Fact: all girls do poostrue. i have many hundreds of gigabytes of such videos saved on my hard drive. as expected the japanese do the highest quality ones.
Fact: Transgirls do the most abhorrent poos because of HRTI can generally pick them out on an A/B test
>>154468276(USER SHOULD BE BANNED FOR THIS POST)
I want to create a website where people can post their poos and it's a simple randomised 1v1 ELO ranking systemMight get Claude to code that for me later
Imagine Kingy and Dunstalls 2 bottles of red and 3 baked dinner poos the next morningYou just know they spend their entire lives with marble sized klingons dangling from their massive flabby asses
>>154468276>as expected the japanese do the highest quality ones.in the poo thread on /gif/ one time,video of nip girl drops a monster of a log in the bath had me fucken stunned as it floated around in the tub
Mods do us a favour and just delete this thread, absolutely abhorrent posts
>>154468367This is a common glowie tactic to kill a poomunityReckon it's working
>>154468353Post it
I really like girls bumholes and over time that has led to a fascination with what goes into and comes out of those bumholes so now poo gets me really fucking hornyHas to be girl poo
>>154468414Mate its not ASIO or whatever other entity, its /afl/ posters who are this awful
>>154468039YUCK
/alf/ is a THRIVING poomunity
People will get mad when people talk about the footy in these threads yet the same posters are completely silent when there is an extended discussion about poo.Really makes you think.
>>154468039this explains the current conversation ITT about women shitting
Okay had a wank now I can stop thinking about poo for a while and focus on the footyGo Lions!
taking shitposting in a new direction today
just woked up
my burgs and my dosn both get to lose to brisbane today
Fuck what a shit game. Might try again in a couple of hoursWaste of time
might make iggs v tiggs the one and only game I go to this year
>>154463370Why does the goal have the centrelink logo on it?
>>154468902kek
Would.youse pay for one of kaths ingrown public hairs she dug out, still got a bit of muck on it and has a rich taint smell
Are you blokes looking forward to West Coast vs Richmond and Geelong vs North?
>>154468946i'd rather pull a switcharoo with her waxer when she goes for her next brasilian
>>154465180Just woke up
>>154465180lots, just got myself showered and shaved and the place tidied up and realised I'm supposed to be meeting a mate for lunch in an hour
go the dons
shit didn't know footo started already>dosn 6 goals downhere we go again
Is there anything better than watching Essenshit get belted?
>>154469076the showdown last night was pretty good that was better to watch, and the last quarter of dogs vs fred was better too. the draw between hawks and pies was also better.
>meeting a mate for lunchfuck you citycunts are faggots
I support you going on a lunchdate with your bf, anon
>>154469142how rural are you nigga? wish i lived in the country
Is this new /hoc/ thread?
Last night I said turdbo would make the thread this morning and he actually did
>>154469142Get fucked you stupid cunt
>>154469199no, look at the op /hoc/ doesn't have soulless ops
>>154469199depends if you want to come to (and after) lunch with me ;)
the bombers are on dire
>>154469209tough talk for a faggot having lunch with his boyfriend lmao
i could have baked a better thread at 2am but didn't, sorry everyone
meeting a mate at the pub what the fuck is wrong with you cunts
>gay cunt discussion about "meeting up" for lunch>swede shows upchecks out
>>154469251sure you are champ.make sure you save some room for your boyfriends load
>>154468111Post her
A Friendly Lunch
where im from only women meet up for lunch
gold coast pro is on if any surf chads are lurking, ufc starts at 4pm from perth as well shallnt be watching second rate alf games today
N. Caddy has at least one goal in all seven of his games this year.
Anyone else hate when commentators start to call a goal early so they can have a witty comment when it goes through only for it to miss and they have to come up with something else? Huddo does it all the time
>>154469331Yes I do.
THE CADDY WAGON...has got slightly to the left for a behind
>>154469331The commentator who said long and strong when old mate kicked the denied goal in the dying stages last night was a good callreckon lunch homo would have got excited
>>154469331for me it's>AND X GOALS.............nearlykelli is particularly guilty of this
>>154469286hmm*be's entering the oc workshop*
nate caddy could be the new BIG BENDERONE OF THE BIGGEST BENDERS YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE
>>154469375corrrrrr
add lunch with friends to the list
>X has....missed it>wait no it was a goal
Meeting a “mate for lunch” is classic tradie behavior lmao and just means let’s go have a parmie, sink 15 beers, put all our pay through the pokies, drink drive their $80k financed ford raptor and then beat the “misso” when they get home
been ages since i played the brickie's laptop
Its incredible how bad Kelli Underwood is at commentating, I'm amazed by how many mistakes she makes
would love to have a two hour lunch with friends in a parisian café. youse blokes are those friends btw.
>>154469213I bet OP is a faggot>>154469221Are you that famous cric girl the one and only, then maybe
no tradie meets for lunch nice try citycunt, hope you waxed back crack and sack for dessert
Critical moment here for lunch poof to avoid becoming the next rug shitterkeep up the good fight champ
>>154469425Not your friend mate. If I had to choose between my dogs life and everyone heres including their families id choose my dog
>having lunch with friends is badthe absolute state of you
>>154469440you're a massive homosexual
iggs
you had me at 15 beers. Didnt needed the woman beating part
>>154469485>Didnt needed the woman beating partfucken queer
>>154469472*gives you a hug*it's not your fault
ate a whole raw garlic clove and now don't feel great
Some people call me the Space Cowboy
Why is commentary even a thing?
>>154469519fuck up maurice
>>154469513what a stitch up
mcgrath has to be the shittest captain ever
>>154469533low iq goy need it
>>154469485Go make another false sexual assault claim, pajeet
>yet ANOTHER schedule clashwhy in the FUCK couldn't they just have had an early sunday match like they usually do? fucking hell the afl is ineptconvinced at this point they're trying to sink the league
>>154469533Adds to the atmosphere you negative fuckwit. You know what wouldnt need commentary? My fist atomising your jaw
>>154469554g'day
farrow is a terrible matchup for lohmann. nice kick but can't defend for shit
>>154469579more people are watching than everthe new ruck rules and last touch boundary rules have made the game faster and more exciting than ever and ive watched for 35 yearstheyre doing a good job and generating more interest than they ever have, gather round totalled 6 to 7 million viewers
>>154469536crisp adam yze
>>154469612>t. dillon
>>154469637nah just facts
>>154469660>t. swann
>>154469554afternoon mate
quad mummy sit on my face
vigilantism is based
Vigilantism is basedImpersonating a pig is not
>>154469395BT special.
me=dusty martinyou=brownlow mcavaney
veganism is based
brisbanes just gona wi again
yeh if you include meat & dairy to it
>>154469781*humps the air*
>>154469554my ass hurts
Just occurred to me that Eddie Betts is younger than me. Guy looks almost 50.
>>154469884didnt realise how zesty he was till he started commentating
how can we go about kicking out all the americans from our country? yankee go home
>>154469932This, fuck them off the lot of them
>>154469932indians and chinese first
country footy soon
>two games at marvel todayits basically gather round
Is Woollahra a nice part of Sydney? Gf wants us to move there as she's being transferred to Sydney for work. We currently live in Noosa. How does it compare?
I fuck arse and get fucked up the arse
>>154469993congrats on your loins winning today mate
>>154469990i would rather kill myself than move from noosa to the shithole known as sydney
>>154469932Indians, muslims, Africans, and jews are the priority. Then Chinese.
>>154470010*votes for your party*
>le brown people are...le BAD!!1!
>>154470004Why? Sydney is nice. I've only been 4 times in my life before, but enjoyed it every time.
farrow is legitimately shithouse. I have not seen him win a defensive contestget him out of the fucking backline
farrow is legitimately handsome. I have not seen him ever look halfway badget him into my fucking backline
>>154470044so true
fuck essendon are so fucking shit hahahahahahabrad scott is an idiot
how many today?
You guys enjoying your Super Saturday?
>dudoro chose mcgrath over mccluggagekek
>>154470168TERRORIST
Eleni Tee really likes saying Not 15 Play On a bit too much...methinks she needs to learn how long 15 meters is
banes are just unbeatable
OPINION: if the dons were 10.4 they'd only be 33 points behind
did you fellas honesty expect anything different
>>154470237this but replace t with r
the stand rule is an absolute fucking travesty
First team to 103 usually wins
GET RID OF THE FUCKING STAND RULE OR FIX IT HOLY FUCK
>>154470223She must think my dick is enormous
Anyone else love a sunburnt country?
this umpiring is fucking retarded, none of the commentators know what's going on and they've played footy as well
>>154470289banes are jusr unbeatableidgi
harris andrews is an absolute freak
ive been extremely lucky for brisbane
you just feel the bombers are in a bit of a spot of bother here, don't you?
*click click*
>>154470344I do feel that, how did you know?
ooh ahh just a little bitooh ahha little bit more
bailey is playing better than pendlebury did last week
>3 good games in a row including a clash game>now we get served this dogshit sloppanice one afl
come on make it 100 pointsturf the empty suit snake oil peddler
>>154470290STAND! STAND! STAAAANNND!blows whistle50
notorious childfucker nick daicos
OH NO NO NO NO
weird post my guy
ooh ah glen mcgrath
>>154470380poor fella, must suck seeing your twin do so well
We should start calling young children imps again
Can anyone see Essendon's one wood? I'm not seeing it.
>>154470392yeah that would fuck you updrafted 2 picks before your brother, he's playing in a good side and has twice your games and goals and you have.... injured yourself like 20 times and haven't played since mid 2024
>>1544704052MP
>>154470392the other twin is dog shit also
>>154470405he's injured mate
>moving the overlapping Saturday game to Friday so footy enjoyers have no choice but to watch the Essendon humiliation ritualKinda funny, actually.
American flag
>>154470419He is literally leading the coleman
>>154470367Hard to avoid it until Essendon becomes an AFL level team.
>>154470380How much are they paying him not to play footy? Over a million a year?
why do ethnics like haircuts so much?
>hmmmm lets have one and half hours without footy on a saturday after the first game>then we will start two games at pretty much the same time
thinking free BSD and learning C
>>154470450No idea. Half the time they just get slightly differing variations of a fade.
>>154470450It’s dey cultcha
thinking a girl with bpd and licking her c
>>154470448yep and some stupidly long contract too
>ben mckay no listed strengths by brisbaneHOWLING
Someone post that Lions’ whiteboard analysis of Bummers’ scrubs.
>>154470450desu a good haircut does boost your confidence a lot they can be expensive though especially if you get them a lot
Fucking kek Brisbane's burn book got leaked?
>>154470477>one players’s strength was his gfkek
>>154470489Did they call zach merret a fugly slut?
FUCKED BY A BOOMER WITH AN IPHONE'NICE OPSEC BANE YOU FUCKEN DINGBATS
>>154470498they called him selfish
good thing merrett is out there and not 3 young first rounders or this one could have got out of hand for the bombers
>>154470481
>>154470508THE PICKS WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE 20s
>>154470508if they had traded ridley as well they would have band 1 compo for draper as well
I’ve got more footy nous in my foreskin than most of you hungry jacks enjoyers have in your whole 99 kilo frames
>BRISBANE'S WHITEBOARD HAS PERSONAL ATTACKSbut it's literally an analysis of their professional performance? what is this nontroversy? oh so and so is a hothead isn't this bloke's wife is fucking around on him.
>>154470511>merrett >selfish yep
>>154470521OOOH, IS IT SNACKTIME? Gimmea nibble on that foreskin yummy
>>154470510how do you even let this shit be shown publicly? lmao
>>154470530just this week's microcontroversy, something for caro to clutch pearls at through the football media week
>>154470536apparently some auskick parent saw it at an auskick session and posted it on fb
>>154470511>selfish>hot head >fumbly>low confidencedamn they didn't hold back eh
>>154470510>>154470511>DurhamSOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
>>154470530nice try dumbo but it's anal sissy clowning around by young men high on the smell of their own farts and the farts of theior teammates. it looks bad because its laughably stupid andn similar to that secdef inviting a reporter into his secret signal group and leaking war plans.you might call it a nothingburger, but it'll be talked about heaps more than your win.
>anal sissynice autocorrect kek
>>154470511I first read caldwells weakness as "ethnicity under pressure". Fages hasnt learned from the hawthorn ordeal it seems
NICE LEAD BRISBANE HOWEVER
Finally got a gf lads (in Persona)
crowd's thinner than my hairline
>>154470575are you the bloke who took the picture? seems like you and the media rats are arse blasted that it has proven accurate and you didn't get to crow about hubris.
>>154469519When people are saying See you, they are actually just calling you a cunt.
I have no known weaknesses
pajeeta footy gf 2026
carlton vs st kilda should be a fucking ripper game ladsbetter than my dosnslop
just bring back hird you stupid cunts
there's afl analysis on nearly every night of the week, they'll milk this every which way for ages.did they all grow up in a tent? in the words of my dear old dad "close the fucken door, youre lettin the flies in!"
someone has to webm that pleasefuck that was funny
>>154470323I want to know how he ended up in the Collingwood rooms, given he was at the game in Essendon gear. The fucking treasonous cunt.
>>154470609It's the only way but they're so stubborn.
no one wanted to give the ball to blakiston in that passage kek
>this team beat melbourne by 45 pointskek
>>154470595no ou dickhead. they said it was awoman, and i'm not even in your shitfuck oif a state. spin and cope all you want, you look ri=diculoyus, like toiletpaper stuck to your shoe and shit leaking down your pants. not a bad anaology actually. cant even secure your own home ground.
>midday Saturday "controversy"you're aware there are more games to play this weekend right? there is always a new CONTROVERSY and no one remembers the last one.
settle gretel
It's just not a good look is it?
nate caddy is fucking legit
>>154470664So are his mums tits
Thinking about girl poo again
bane got auskickd in der nuts
>mckay spoils straight to a brisbane playerkek and yet they dropped tsatasbrad scott is an idiot
>>154470675no they are plastic
nice punch by mckay instead of marking again
>>154470675boltons like shai
>this team lost to melbournekek
Nate Caddy will look good in a Geelong guernsey
>>154470684worth every penny
would think caddy might wait till the game's finished before he blazed away guys. not even 420 yet.
>prior >strengths>bronte thompsonkek
zach reid has been found out badlyyet another bust
>>154470684Sounds like a guy who is low on confidence.
>>154470645What are you angry about now?
so essendon have literally no defenders who can win a 1v1 contest except one of the most injury prone players in the aflthat's pretty dire
I am late to work every day.
>>154470733Why would i be angry? just laughing at it, and how stupid they look. more interesting than this game.
>>154470745consistency os key.
Essendon v Freo at the MCG in 2 weeksThat will have an embarrassing crowd
mmm nik coxs sister mmm nate caddys mummmm mmm sam durhams missus
>>154470733don't confuse me with the actually angry lunatic who sperged out hard last night claiming he worked for asio. he's probably sleeping off some thorazine.
these new rules are so fucking retarded
>>154470750What are you angry about though?
fuel lockdowns...yeah that's what the chicken littles of this general said was coming...where are they now? fools
>>154470775That was josh
>>154470767it'll still be better than the crowds of a dogs or saints game desu
why so long between games especially since there is a clash?
>caddy kicked 3.5weakmind
>>154470664He’s no Logan Morris but he’s quality.
>>154470820Sorry, had to have two Friday night games for reasons that should be obvious...
>>154470603imagine she was farting into that crowd mic all game haha
nate chaddy will be the next #5 at geelong (unless logan morris beats him to it)
Yaz Duursma's post-match knickers
>>154470800josh, poosh, i dont care. he was spastic bordering on tedious. and posting porn my olds would think was tame wsa just mediocre. like a maccas coffee.
ben mckay is the maccas coffee of fowards
>>154470841CorrrYes please
How do I get a job as Yaz Duursma’s toilet paper?
what happens if you ask for a magic outside of melbourne?
>>154470785I hate cunts asking shit questions, especially when they never consider the answers. thats pretty annoying.
ahh yes saturday i just love watching footy>1 hour till next game
>>154470852cheap and serviceable in a pinch? hmm i don't see it
I've got the biggest stiffy thinking about the traps I'm going to post later
>>154470852burnt to shit by a hsgf?
got ba kino rec for the brissy players heading home. Gone in 60 Seconds.watch carefully boys, there will be a test later. but no need to piss in a cup this time.
>>154470864for me? it's the humble bamboo whip
my burgies :)
How do I go about getting a hsgf as a 33yo NEET? Obviously grooming - but I mean, what's the angle?
shaved me pubesdo you neanderthals even know the feel
you'd think they cured cancer with all the sucking up to lions. they beat essendon. not even by a ton. in a bowl with a roof.jesus christ.now he's blaming the young blokes? what a twat CUNT
>>154470942this but collingwood beating essendon
>>154470934what a gracious caring and considerate rapist you are. any poor dalit lassie would be lucky to have you forcibly sodomise them in a rice paddy at dusk whilst she takes a shit.
>>154470942
never ceases to crack me up that some women literally refuse indians for sex even for money
i dont rape deletes
>>154470963notb fond of you or your shit gifs. they're not fit for all purpose. you should try and tailor them.
>>154470966they routinely try to haggle or stiff working girls on top of being generally repugnant. they're getting bashed a lot at sex tourism hotspots now travel from india to south east asia has become somewhat affordable for them.
Going to dinner with a mate in a few hours lads
>>154470983Enjoy
wish I had a mate
sarah's wearing tight white pants, obviously not on her period right now
>>154470996anon.... i
you deleted your own os then asked this shitholoe for advice on how to fix it. and I dont think you lot are so choosy when it comes to rape. a dalit is a human, not a monitor lizard or whatever else you fucks get into.
>>154470920You dont need a hsgf you need a milf sugar mummy
>>154470996girls in white pants tend to be in estrus ime
>>154470996like collingwood, she's too old to bleed.
im going to bar
>>154471008he needs a granny, 33 isn't so spry.
the writing's on the wall for Brisbane.
>>154470983*seethes*
At least one of kath, Sarah and Jess Webster has statistically had anal sex
>>154471051lesbian sex also
>>154470977if you're queerit's okI still love you
off to the gym lads
>>154471063faggot
>>154471066>t. selfish
gym is a cope since girls cant notice the bulge gymrat needs to show arms
fagan going postal kek
>>154471076yeah, you're queer.
>>154471077should fall on his sword, absolute SHAMBLES of a club
it was probably all sam draper writing the whiteboard right
>>154471077kek what's he saying?
>>154471077qrd?
>>154471088jay clark is such a slimey rat
Is coffee actually bad for you? Or more specifically caffeine?Will I get cardiovascular problems later in life if I have one coffee a day?
>noooooooooooooooooo you cant have an opinion that the team everyone thinks is shit is shit
#whiteboardgate
>>154471100coffee is associated with more benefits than the adverse
>>154471100Cardiovascular problems are inherent fact of life that you'll eventually run into regardless of what you do.
>>154471100are you vaxxed?
>1 point showdownGTFO of here with this scripted nonsense
>(insert controversy)gate
I could spend a lifetime watching youSwim, swimThis is how it all beginsSwim, swimI just wanna die, I just wanna dieFunny how i believe in love once upon a time
IGGS WILL WIN today
we watching cheat ground or cripple fight?
chead ground
i hope so. I want them to
it's happening less in aflw level now but it's so weird seeing state level women's games and they have so many players that are just obeselike 20kg overweight easily
>If Hawthorn and Collingwood play this game, 19 out of 20 times Hawthorn win>If Pendlebury plays Collingwood winHow in the fuck does this clown have a media gig? This country is full of incompetent retards.
>>154471123no>>154471119trying to minimise my risk though. my dad died from a heart attack recently at 65, and his dad(my grandfather) died from one at 63.i also have psoriasis on my right leg, which apparently makes me 2.4x more likely to contract cardiovascular disease.
>>154471151both
IF pendlebury was too old and tired to playTHENi dont think its a fair assumption that if he was out there in that state the pies win, they probably would have lost
>>154471180>we are proud of our bodies!!!!!! slay!!!!!>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT LIST PLAYER WEIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RUNNING THROUGH THESE HALLS LIKE I'M ALEK MINASSIANHOPPING IN THE WHIP AND I'M MOTHERFUCKING CRASHING IT
>>154471187Based on the trend line, you'll make it to 67.Be conscious of it sure, but sweating over every coffee or energy drink is no way to live.And before you accuse me of being flippant, I'm someone who should have died as an infant and have been in and out of hospital with heart problems for the last 10 years.
richmond will spank the iggs like they did last year kek
>>154471230>67
>>1544712306 7 XD
harley reid finna mog
tom lunch will carry bitchmond screencap this
owies nipples protruding, very disrespectful
me on a plate
I am going to have sex with a fat girl with massive tits tonight.
im just gonna fap
long and strong mentioned
some loser's buying me a free dinner tonight lads, geek thinks he's getting anything from me guess again haha
>>154471263based JP Morgan intern
my stream is buffeting
How are you going today you mutt filthy dogs
>>154471281stop thinking about food you fat fuck
You guys will hate me for me this but I just don't think Kelli is a very good commentaor
kek richmond player kicked the wrong way
im JP morgan intern
>>154471298Please come to Australia.
ok
fages slammed the auskick poof dad that took the photo
Reckon I've got about 10 overlapping 3-dayers atm kek
uh oh iggs stinky
Was Kano right about Max Kings contract?
Finna mute this not for Kelli, but for that hairball-throat ump
richmond have been playing much better football than iggs all year
iggs should just give license to Tas at this point
you have heard of wildcardwell this is a wildtard game
Oh he's taken the mark
>>154471332>licensefoy
that eagles player on the ground is a fucking sook
>wondering which game I'll watch>turn on wce v rich - Kelli commentatingAlright, let's hope North v Geelong is a good game
Norf with the effay fit
matt owies has arrived
where the fuck is kath that little slut
>>154471332Based Rahul
Football identityFooty DNA One wood
cheat ground versus norf
>>154471349BRAND
McQualter needs to drop Reid until he improves his attitude. He's ruining their culture.
I didn't realise Geelong was playing Carlton
>>154468039>"Aussies born overseas"
dangerfield moving like he has a big swans in his undies
I'm a huge believer in Kingyposting
I'm willing to call Reid a bona fide DRAFT BUSTHappy for west coast to keep him
>>154468039Based fuck anglos
of course they make my norfies play at this shithole stadium
>>154471366kingy is a big loomer love him
head jew of nsw was out kvetching over the posters of the bondi lebs going up with AUSSIE underneath calling them completely unacceptable rah rah rah. they're confused and divided.
We are North Melbourne, the greatest team of allWe are North Melbourne, we're always on the ballAll the premierships are cakewalksFor the good old Kangaroos
newy>>154471377
>>154471379So true
Will Richmond have the first winless season?
>>154471374In times of crisis, parasites are known to self-consume
>>154471381>14 posts earlyfucking big fucking spastic
ROLLS IT GOALS ITOH BABY
standSTAND*blows whistle*FIFTY METERS
hate shit hole clubs like north and st kildatheir poof fans constantly seething about the whole world being against them
Nigga
>>154470603imagine the contrast between her the lips and hole
better be a themed op
>>154470603fucking hate miserable middle age women like that fremantle staffer
cunts
my iggs a shitday ends in y
>>154471266unlike Toby there, you have a choice, yoiu can rape tat one, or marry that one, or dowry rape those two, and marry neither. the oyster may be inedible and full of microplastics but its the world, and its yours.
crazy how covid BROKE the iggs
>>154471463jack darling strong mind
>>154471039What’s it saying?
>>154471470some essendon spud has a hot misso
>>154471480Was that Jaxon Prior?
considered watching iggs richmond but it's kelli so shan't
wtf are north wearing
theres a west coast player called champion kek
>>154471490Still gonna be a contest. Norf and Cats won’t be.
how long is yeo contracted until again
why do the iggs jumpers make their nipples stand out so much
>>154471526Those guernseys were supposed to go to the women’s team.
>>154471526why cant my ella do this
>>154469142You don't meet friends for lunch in rural Australia?
country poofs have one shitty pub to go to and thats it KEK
>losing to jonty faullKEK
Anyone wanna come over and sing Panic! At The Disco karaoke with me (their first album)?
i eat pussy
>>154471623we should do an /afl/ karaoke nightpost a vocaroo
philly cherse steak on the way lads
surely this is the end of the worst coast eagles if they lose to richmond
