presently>iggs v tiggs>cats v roossubsequently>blues v saints
you know what?FUCK COLLINGWOOD AND FUCK COLLINGWOOD FANS NIGGA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How come Geelong doesn't have any black players?
Not looking good norfies
The survival of the West Coast Eagles Football Club is at stake. They simply can not lose this match.
>>154471392wtf
>>154471392What is the point of this post?
I am such a genuinely hateful man
I only hate English people and their spawns
>>154471418hey now don't lump us brits in with angl*id scum
Max Holmes running around wearing 9 is like James Kelly never retired
basedbane tbqh lads
chead ground
Tristan Xerri will be forever remembered for his Disgusting Act
Clarko not used to coaching at Goomba stadium
Fuck cars
*waits at bus stop*
Fuck the fuck cars poster
Colby "Cheese" Mckercher is another bona fide DRAFT BUST
>>154471263>>154471266>>154471266unlike Toby there, you have a choice, you can rape that one, or marry that one, or dowry rape those two, and marry neither! sex with all is guarranteed. The oyster may be inedible and full of microplastics but its the world, and its yours.
A bus is just another carThere is a strong case that buses and bicycles are also just cars. The only honourable and dignified means of transportation is perambulation
I've just cracked a vietnamese beer and was going to ask yez if you wanted to come over for a beer and a pipe but you all seem cracked out today
I ride a motorcycle because I'm not a massive incompetent wuss
>>154471498crisp me
>>154471493>vietnamese beerAny good?
They call me romperThey call me the Chinese firecrackerThey call me el locoThey call me all kinds of thingsThey call me captchaThey call me post
>>154471510THAT'S NOT MY NAMETHAT'S NOT MY NAME
>>154471493bia hanoi, bia saigon, 333?
Which is the more overrated footy familyDuursmas or McKays?
>>154471517motlop
>>154471517Riolis
>>154471521trvke
>>154471498what bike do you have anon
>>154471507Given that it's made by communists, the answer is assuredly no.
>>154471517Are the Durrrsmas even rated?It's clearly the Mckays. No football skills at all, only in sides due to being tall cunts.
>>154471530hornet 900 for work and a dr650 for the weekends
>>154471546fucking niceI rented a DR650 for a trip around the high country and besides enjoying it myself had heaps of people come up and say they'd had one and heap praise on it, absolute tractor of a thing
>woman speaking El Muteo de Pronto Maximo
>>154471498I'm sure the future donor recipients will thank you.
we do things a lil differently out here to how you do them in tha big citeh
not all of us need to externalise a performative masculinity, we're not all insecure like that
>Patting the head of your opponent = reversal Limp
>>154471599Fuck you sound like such a poof
>>154471605there you go again
>>154471602which game?
>>154471613Cats vs Roos
Goodnight alf
>>154471615oh yeah found it, xerri kek the pat voss rule xerri is dumb as bricks honestly
what was that post last night about a big 4 bank going solvent did some nigga fall for a bank run psy op
someone should make a whiteboard of all the /afl/ posters >>154470511
beginning to think the iggs move to not have any defenders wasn't a good one
and fages goes BANG
pajeet my son, if you weren't into opening bobs and vagenes I'm chill with that
>>154471677>have obvious gaping hole of key defenders even before mcgovern retires>draft happens>don't draft any kpds interesting decision
iggs lose today and mcmini is SACKED
>>154471681>illegallykek
the scott brothers filter THOUSANDS
Imagine the scenes if North do it
>>154471706sleepy fagan time to retire old boy
that fucking iggs blob lmao
>>154471688rhett bazzo is a kpd, been playing very well in the wafl this season and didn't get a look in even after brock was dropped.this is on mcqualter.
>>154471681>>154471706Lucky they're with- oh wait lmao
>Cuzzy still some so handsome despite decades of drug abuseLucky bastard
why do bunnings warehouse workers all look like that
Melbourne Victory vs Sydney FC in the A-League tonight
>>154471706trade secrets innit
>>154471397don't like em
>>154471842imagine their tight little bussies
>>154471824>>154471849samefag
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>154471507>>15447151514 a 6pack, its a lil sudsy desu. but easy to smash if thats your thingthis link was the least offensive I could find. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/71319/770276/
what makes more sensewhy is it western australia and south australiawhat makes more sense west australia or southern australia
>>154471531your phone that you post on or order your daily goyfood? made by communists too. at least I can piss this out of me.
>>154471892i can vividly picture her naked body bent over as i pound it from behind
>>154471892she'd get it
jizzon memumman
4 of Geelong's 6 goals have come from free kicks tonight
>>154471894I guess Victorian is too big so SA vs WA feels more "fair". Doesn't seem to be a factor for NSW vs QLD in league, but I digress.The other factor was probably that the one that didn't get chosen (SA or WA) would feel slighted and if they did a 3-way round robin it might've even had the other two (Tasmania isn't a real state) piping up going 'hang on?' This is the easiest way to avoid all the nasty stuff, since Victorians, while maybe upset they won't be participating, get to swallow it on the basis that they're "too superior" to play with the "little guys".
who here watchin the mutherfuckin footy?
>>154471962been seeing a growing trend of freekick goals over the last few rounds
north are legit dangerous this year
why don't they torp it anymore? is it because of the woke mind virus?
WE ARE THE KANGAROOSWE ARE THE GOOD OLD KANGAROOS
>>154471970Not me
GEE LONG WAY TO REBUILD FROM HERE LMAO
majak daw jumped off the bolte bridge and had no long term injuries from itwhat other psyops are we being fed?
What’d for dinner lads
>>154471970it' on {gee v roos} but i'm not paying any attention, a bee's dick less than Im paying attention to the thread
>>154472011more like the weak mind virus
>>154472047Rice and cabbage
>>154472011players care too much about their stats now and they all want high disposal efficiency and less turnovers.
>>154472043your choice to be fed shit about a hasbeen noone cares about that daft cunt. or you. snap out of it you numbnuts
>>154472047Pool o tears
>>154472061the torp is an effective metres gained vessel
jizza heemed
corr that was a nice bump
>>154472047dolmio carbonara and chicken
Norf & Dees are my "hope they win every game that isn't against my side" teams for this season
CARN IGGERS
wonder which game yaz is watchingwhich brother does she care about more
>>154472081Wholesome>>154472080Wholesome
>>154472081the two 2015 hipster teams
Imagine Dwayne’s shits after he commentates
geelong are FINISHED
U M P B A L L
Is two games on at the same time cringe or bafed?
>>154472081same
It's on for young and old
no one says a thing when theres two saturday night games each weekbut any other timeslot it happens you guys lose your fucking mind
why do you guys think bailey smith is good?
>>154472155we don't
Caleb Daniel just got mogged by Worpel
Crazy how you can be a professional AFL player without being able to kick or handpass.
Skibidi bailey skibidi bailey smith smith smith skibidi bailey
That was close
>norf
imagine the west coast 2006 team celebrations tonight
bailey williams looks racist
>that is a moment, what a momenthe got a goal from a 50m penalty lol
>>154472047albondigas y patatas bravas
>>154472214That's not funny, they all had mental health issues. If only they had someone to wrap their arms around them.
>>154472214we're the west coke eagles!!!!
schoenberg is so fucking garbage
Jobe Shanahan wearing the famous 35 worn by Patrick McGinnity.
kelli fucking disgusts me
>>154472280Just even more horrible when she raises her voice
*looms quietly in the distance maybe*
Why does Kelli Underwood misspeak so often?
STAND!!!
love that stand rule
>stand 50mDon't go for either team BUT FUCK what a shit rule Killing the fucking sport Dill you cunt
2 bullshit 50s from stand one each way leading to a goal fair's fair
>hmmph!>I SAID STAND!
Hate modern AFL so muchGenuine garbage
My iggs deserve to lose anyway
Fuck I actually think Geelong are my most hated team in the comp, might rewatch the 2024 gf instead of Carlton/saints tonight
what did I miss?
How shit has the footy been this yearSomehow it got worse from last year
>iggsKEK
iggs are somehow even worse than the wooden spooners
>>154472320based fuck shitney
>harley Reid 9 clangers and 4 frees againstKek this cunt is awful, he peaked when he was seeing yaz dursma pussy daily
good one worst coast you pathetic pieces of shit. fitzroy got folded for FAR less than the absolute shit you've put up the last five years. do the nation a favour and end yourselves
WD40
They play the gayest music at GAYFL matches
THE BIG FLYING DUTCHMAN
well done west coast well doneHOWEVER
SETH CAMPBELL GIGACHAD
>worst most
>Umps cancel another goal because of goal line stuffREEEEEEE, right?
>>154472361sgm
fold the eagles what a joke team
pick one is ours dosnbros
>iggs lost to the dogshit tiggs who will be spooners at home for the 2nd year in a rowKEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
YELLA AN BLAQ
my iggerswhat a dumbarse fuckhead teammcqualter OUT
>>154472382merge them with freo or send them to tassie or some shit. this is beyond pathetic
>cats north blew outwelp at least spoonbowl was interesting
north didn't actually get better, everyone else just got worse.
spend the whole quarter bombing it inside 50 and act surprised when the tiggs defence is able to easily mop it upTHAT'S MY IGGS
Is it time to poo post again?
>>154472410you won't do it josh you coward
mcqualter must go
One of the most unlikeable cunts in history.And the former Prime Minister of Canada.
sacking coaches is not the go
this is worse than last year
KEEP MCQUALTER SACK THE BOARD
Everything is shit now. Get with the times.
Just when I thought >we were back.
richmonds 2026 list poster you in champion?
dished that up in front of the 2006 teamTHAT'S MY IGGS
thinking about just going to bed instead and hopefully I'll dream about having a gf again.
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DXAn5Y9gchX/
might as well go around to mcqualter's house right now and put up a for sale sign because he won't be working or living here anymore
>>154471401So... What happens now?
>eagles>losing at home to mememondWest aussies here will try and blame it on victorians lol
>>154472471me when my team is in the second year of a rebuild
>>154472448does that team even have any survivors at this point?
you havent actually shat up a thread in years you fat retard but you keep impotently threatening to
>>154472567josh is a faggot bitch
>>154472567>you havent actually shat up a thread in years you fat retard but you keep impotently threatening toWho are you talking about?
*scribbles furiously on notepad*Another Cheetlong masterclass, the comprehensive pdf is building.
release the afl files
am i meant to give a fuck two spuds from a spud team are playing their former spud team?
real alco niggas where we at
>>154472615nopeshan't be watching this meshall cook dindin and have a wank instead
fat retarded faggot
every time I think WE hit rock bottom, WE pull out dynamite and start blasting
>>154472615Those """"spuds"""" are absolute superstars*.* = Judging by how much they're getting paid.
>tfw you used to get home as a kid after the footy with dad after the game and watch the last quarter replay
was ross wrong for suggesting the black cunts only look for each other on the field? ive noticed the coons from melbourne do it heaps
>>154472660i watch the full replays of games my peem wins sometimesespecially if i went to the game in person
>>154472667my team never wins i don't get to do that
>>154472660when I was a kid I went to footy with my grandpa and his boomer friends a few times and they'd literally get back from the game and sit and watch the entire game again recorded on foxtel
>>154472674yeah when they lose i pretend it never happened kek
>>154472682based uncs
y'all come back now
>>154472660i remember when i was a teen and my team was shit id watch the reply of our wins multiple timesnow my team is good and im on my phone most of the game
>>154472692
my dad hates footy and never took me
>>154472660i said replay but in my brain i meant telecast i guess
>>154472701how many fingers deep is he
>>154472692Downs, but never out
>>154472682soul
>>154472701why my man on the left posing for the photo when he is clearly out of the frame
>>154472605>every time Geelong wins its cheatingthe absolute cope of (you)
>>154472751slickers never learn
footy in forster-tuncurry
what the fuck is kath wearing againfuck sake
*scribbles even harder*I've rattled them, I'm on to something big.
afl would never schedule say port v gws as standalone sat night gameyet we have to put up with these two shit cunt sides just because they are from melbourne
>I've rattled them, I'm on to something big.Big coping lmao
>>154472774i hate itt. victorian
booing a saint player with mental health problems not a good look carlton fans considering what happened a few weeks ago with your player
silvagnibowl
has everyone forgotten silvangis brother stuck his fingers in someones vagina without their consent
the candystripe is st kildas best jumper by far
>>154472801yeah that was hot as fuck
corrr that angry carlton wog milf was hot as FUCK
surely theres another saturday night game in qld or nsw so we dont have to watch this shit
where's 'lije?
>>154472757good place
>>154472830victory vs Sydney fc on right now
>>154472861sorry forgot to mention im white
>>154472830roosters v broncos in sydney m8
>>154472872Post a stream
>>154472871What a ridiculous comment, you know soccer is incredibly popular in Europe?
need a carlton wog milf gf like you wouldn't believe
>>154472885not really but im not from europe
What's St Kilda's one wood?
>>154472660for me it was getting to say up and watch the delayed broadcast with him. miss him.
>>154472907mason
candystripes and boatlights: good strips. simple as.
>>154472912thanks
>>15447288618yo wog gf me
>>154472918what are boatlights?
>>154472747I think he might be a sped
>>154472660For me it's loudly watching the game I was just at on public transport on the way back from the game because I need commentators supplying the voices in my head like a complete sped
fucking hell this is like one step above afl womens
>>154472859staying at the rents this weekend and just smoked a joint with dad so we were having an argument over how to pronounce it is it foster or forster (i know it's spelt forster) fuck it anyway cunts gone into sportsbet telling me what the political odds are for domestic and abroad
>>154472747looking at the big screen not what the foid is doing
>>154472936the freo red and green gurnesey
*asks you to fuck his wife*
>>154472936>>154472962SOVL
>>154472962ah yep based
>>154472957smoking a joint with your dad sounds fun. mine is a teetotaler so not an option.
mate durries lol
meanwhile in nrl crowds
>>154473018bane??
>>154473018What no pussy does to a mf
>>154473018crisp darth vader cosplay
>>154473018dr evil aged a lot
>>154473018I thought the full moon was last night
>>154473018
buncha fucken comedians in tonight
>>154473018I’m not going to make fun of someone for having a disfigurement
>>154473018Sincerely hope he had fun
>>154473018father is that you
>>154472774this
gogglesped
>>154473018this is what happens if you sneeze with your eyes open
name a genuine rival of north melbourne
>>154473018wtf happened to bert newton
>>154473018new dune movie looking good
>>154473018dunno if anyone has told this guy but he should really go to a doctor
>>154473018i wonder if he believes in god, i would guess... not
>>154473018>making fun of someone with a debilitating medical condition You should be ashamed of yourself
>>154473132he probably wants to live and not got injected with unknown medicine
>>154473018average 24yo zoomer coomer
the fucking holding the sign up with advertising on it during camera pans is fucking too much
tonight’s the night
>>154473145whats his debilitating medical condition condition? going to nrl games?
>>154473028>>154473036>>154473038>>154473040>>154473042>>154473091>>154473111>>154473118>>154473132>>154473166
the silvagni family are just genuine scumbagsproper scumbag stand over wog vibes
>>154473192
>>154473248you're such a faggot
>>154473205are you laughing but afraid its socially unacceptable?
accidentally ate 2 pizzas
>>154473286oh dear, you're an unlucky fellow
is it sad hours yet
>>154473305no mate that's after the last game has finished
accidently drank a carton of beers
>>154473265cool your petal, tiger
>>154473310but i'm sad now
there's been a repeat pattern that always some sort of opposition "leak" happens before brisbane play teams
>>154472639Mining state desu.
might start a drinking addiction desu
what sort of cuck world do we live in when stating a bloke is batting above his average is some sort of crass insult
Is it a mental health condition to not be sympathetic to those with mental health conditions?
youse should all be ashamed take a good hard look at yourselves
this game is intense
>>154473397if they don't keep coming up with bullshit interpersonal "drama" they can't be like BSA sports coverage on xitter and might have to comment on the fucking game and administration.
there will be serious political violence in australia within 10 years
>>154473362Jules Neale blowing some match committee nerd to get the deets
How do you guys feel about fatbergs?
So lads, how are Carlton gonna fuck this up?
when mummy goes to bed that's when i get really drunk
>>154473449Ross will show Voss who's boss and hand him a loss.
>>154473449They'll win this
wonder if mrs pink is raping toby right now
>>154473398no you're perfect the way god made you
>>154473461based smiths karaoke singer
>>154473018Went looking at /nrl/ to see what they were saying about him.Turns out he's just another super fan getting into the game and you're all spastics. >>154471834Wonder if /nrl/ loses their shit at a picture of cat man.
We're looking to go in another direction.
mummy go to bed you're 32 year old baby needs to get drunk and writhe around on his bedroom floor
>>154473429doubtful. australians are soft, complacent and ineffective and our second largest demographic is indians who are somehow even moreso.
fat chicks with big tits and hairy pussies are kino
not sure if I'm autistic or just a weird cunt
>>154473477bit subtle for /alf/ mate
>>154457855>this is probably the saddest general om /sp/, truly embarrassing>>154457866>i see youve never spent any time in /afl/Lol
>>154473018gross
wish i could back to the 70s and get a slim good posture braless gf with ample pubic hair
>>154473018cant stop thinking about this burnt kane nigga
Dinner's served lads
>>154473524/afl/ is the best general on the entire site thoughyou should see the fishtank threads on /tv/ or the kpop generals on /mu/, now those are some bad generals
>>154473524no recovering from this. they've fucking OWNED us
>>154473534corrrrrrr imagine the pokers and fragrance
something is going seriously wrong with me mentally lately. feel on the verge of a serious episode. I feel my grip on reality slipping. anyway alcohol will help in the meantime
lets talk about girls pooing again
i dont give a fuck about a man who took a hot frying pan to the face because he tried to rape his wife in the kitchen
>>154473560You'll be fine
>>154473545Looking good mate
>>154473568Hahah yeah that would be weird and funnyLolImagine the perfectly shaped poos Yas must do. They probably smell and taste delightful - like being kissed by an angel
>>154473560you're waiting for the final happening, as we all aresoon mate, enjoy the ride in the meantime
how can you rape your own wife? she's yours. that's why you get married
>>154473599This trvke was recognised in the law until the softcocks and cumstains took over
how can she slap?
I want to dump Jay Clark in a pool of battery acidManley rat
>>154473545>eating meat and bird periodsYikes
im pretty much over my porn addiction at this point
>>154473628good work mate
>>154473038>>154473042>>154473111
>>154473018BURNT NEWTON[spoiler]made myself laugh with that[/spoiler]
accidentally ate 5,000 calories today
>>154473651Calories literally don't exist
>>154473643this is a repost
>>154473628The porn ban unironically worked on me lol, can't be fucked finding a work around.
>>154473657fuuukgreat minds think alike!
i've probably watched thousands of videos of women shitting
>>154473664can't you just use reddit?
Literally just stop eating rotting carcasses and stealing milk from babies and you'll be healthy
>>154473673I haven't wanked to pictures in a long time.
>>154473664I can't imagine being a porn addict who only goes on youporn/pornhub etc.
>>154473694this, camwhores are my go-to
its dion prestiover desu
>>154473694I wasn't an addict.
Jay Clark makes cunts seethe therefore he is based
Marriage literally has no purpose unless you own your wife
gonna watch ufc tbqh
wonder which brisbane lions staffer fucked up with leaving the whiteboard
Camgirls just lay there doing nothing, boring
god is a rapist
sniffing my hand sanistiser again
the other day i was wanking to some disgusting fat bitches
so how come no one's talking about mckay getting bronx cheered by essendon customers every disposal? I thought we cared about muh mentals?
need more shit talking in afleveryone is so piss scared that they might fire someone else up>oh noooo the back to back premiers think the team that has been shit for 20 years is shit! oh no!
>>154473759fuck that was funny, I remember him kicking it straight to the opposition and they cheered louder
OLLIE HOLLANDS IS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL AFYER HALF TIME
the more i see crowd shots the more im convinced everyone that watches afl is retarded and that includes me
>we'd have liked a bit more detail and better handwritingkek, why did brad have to be the shit coach?
*be's the best young tall forward*
Will eating chicken schnitzel give me bowel cancer?
>>154473785kek that blues lass was full retard
the real redpill is women and pussy are boringit's all a psyop
>>154473794forgot pic
kingy is quiet tonight
>>154473809women can be interesting, the problem is australian women are not
>>154473809what no pussy does to a mf
>>154473809trvke
has the fake pussy technology replaced females yet
bring back the fucking torp
>>154473820name five countries with interesting women and cite your sources.
st kilda spent all this money for this?
Do you guys enjoy eating pussy? Do you actually enjoy the taste?
i think there will be fights tonight
keep watching all kinds of sport even though I don't know if I'm really enjoying it at allmaybe I'm just supremely dull
>>154473833you could give every male a free sexbot and cleaning service and it would never be close to enough
>>154473857depends on the pussy
I live my life alone, I’ll die alone
>>154473861i used to be big into handegg until i realised that i didnt actually like it
Just had two squares of chocolate, felt like being naughty after all it’s the weekend hehehe
>>154473874samethink I've become schizoid tbqh
>>154473833half the joy in fucking a woman is taking out your frustration on all the little dumb and annoying things they naturally just do. a piece of rubber from otonajp can't replicate that yet.
>>154473837I don't think you can post that here
>>154473837imagine how many shots the photographer got of her pussy
my wife is interesting and i love her
what would be funnier, sains or bloos winning
>>154473910saints
>>154473910loom
philipoo
There's no energy is this game,even the commentators sound bored
Right on cue, the Blueshave turned into runny poo.Sad Blues customers.
too many teams too many meaningless games. this ugly low energy low stakes shit is killing footy.
what do they do at half time? im serious
>>154473018metal af
12 teams max. Only one interstate team in each of WA and SA
ross the bossvoss the loss
Vossy has Carlton playing a false brand of footy
1 team allowed per million people in any given metro area i reckon
>>154473837crazy that smelly poos actually come out of that bum
I reckon the interstate franchises should pay a history tax to the Victorian clubs
>>154473981>no showdownbased vicmong
bring in all the standalone vfl teams to come in to make the bottom of the afl not look that bad
>>154473995this but jeets
Just had another square hehehe somebody stop me?
>>154474051my dolphies :)
>>154474043Showdown is meaningless franchise vs franchise footy
Henry is a cheat
weak as piss free
>>154474016I reckon Victorian clubs should pay a bailout tax to the WAFL and SANFL
>>154474066no don't do it stop please
Carlton is a cursed team.
What happened in the Carlton game? Was away since half time.
He pushed him on the false brand of grass
shatrick bitch
>>154474077so true! essenshit v richmond = sovlerinos!
>>154474085SA footy and WA footy needed the bailout you retarded cuntWhy do you think the VFL took overTypical interstate retardation. Honestly letting you lot in was where the game went to shit - just because they were chasing the ((((national))) market
victorians not taking missing next years state of origin well
IF your club is an AFL franchise THEN you should kill yourself
why do some afl players shave their armpits and some don't
carlton fans might chimp out
>>154474147actually i'm all for it
>>154474130yeah let's market the game to indians and bulbheads fucking retard maggot
What the fuck are Carlton doing
Feel like ice cream, but afraid I'm gonna give me a sore tummy and make me do a runny Carlton Football Club
>>154474144based seth campbell went beast mode again today
>>154474173What the fuck are you on about you retarded muttYou are honestly braindeadYou must be from Adelaide
>cut to carlton fans crying never gets old
how did ross mog voss so hard? what did he do?
Supporters of Victorian clubs are Faustian men. Fans of non-Victorian franchises will never get it.
do it for she
>Why do you think the VFL took overwhat is the license fee and not having a pot to piss in?
saints fans will watch this and be like YESSS WE BEAT A TEAM!!!!! nvm the fact that it's poop farton
>tipped carlton
>Carlton
50-4 this quarter
Pile Em on Sainties fuck the dogs
>
>>154474203noticed last night fred has a qt blonde ponytail trainer too
Fucking ARC review for thatFuck I hate what they've done to footy
>>154474231i thought you meant in possessions or something but no that's the score KEK
If I was Michael Voss I would just resignCouldn't be fucked coaching these peahearts
>>154474236would
>>154474236Voss cam in the 4th quarter will be good
>>154474239there was a hot little slut from essendon standing on a crate before the game also
>>154474168It’s inevitable
>>154474240Was it touched though? Hard to tell from that one
>>154474236
Vossy's posting ITT
scoops is gonna pop off like the saints have won the gf
cooper shartman
Up the fuckin saints
the malakas are on me
Carlton fans have to endure a humilation ritual every week
>>154474290*tips halo*
Saints have still shown themselves to be frauds in this gameThey'll make sure Ross """'The Boss""" Lyon ends up as the longest serving coach never to win a grand final - a record that will be so egregious it will never be beaten
moves like jagga
expecting some spitting and scarf throwing from carlton fans tonight
Fuck it. If the blues can make a mess of it late and still get up in the morning then so can I. going to get some ice cream, brb
Melbourne victory lost
SYDNEY kicked 12 on them in a quarter. Saints are amateur.Remember last year when crazy vossi put there FF back to help defend. Crazy vossi
watching star wars (4) with mum
>>154474310kek
Haha fuck if you want to have a laugh ladsJust googled "St Kilda premierships"You should do it - you wouldn't BELIEVE what you'll read haha
>>154474326who?
>>154474333why do you type like a gook or jeet
>>154474326>victory>lostmmmh
When did Carlton last winned a premiership?
sydney as a team is never bored! amazing
OFFICIAL MAINLINE STAR WARS POWER RANKINGS>Phantom Menace>A New Hope>Revenge of the Sith>Empire Strikes Back>Attack of the Clones>Return of the Jedi>Last Jedi>Force Awakens>Rise of Skywalker
>>15447438090s
There's a seven word phrase that guarantees you a visit from ausglowiesIt concerns the truth about the """war crimes""" in Afghanistan
>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!>oooh icky poo
>ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER
n word man
>>15447438095, they beat geelong, Ablett
>>15447438095 off the top of my headI used to be able to name every premier back to 87, but the mid 90s have gotten a bit fuzzy as the years have gone on
>>154474380with or without an asterisk?
really hope something controversial happens in the last quarter
>>154474380The year I was born
Was feeling pretty empty about the Iggs, but watching Carlton has boosted my spirits.
>>154474433AY UNC AHH FOSSIL HERE
Elijah Hollands would be pretty handy right about now (Ollie Hollands brother)
>>154474351Found the Carlton supporter.
>>154474339suck my dumbass dickasshole fucker cock dumbassyour mother the dog is the idiot of town
>>154474433underage B&
>>154474447Severe ESL vibes here
I reckon Carlton can pull off the comeback
I know you're hurtingFeels like you're learning'Bout life the hard wayAnd it ain't working
so today my misso's grandmother gave her and the other two grandkids $30k each after selling her house and downsizing. she said 'what's the point in holding on to it until i die'
>I know, I'll kick long to the small forward with 3 tall defenders around himHow can a professional AFL player be that retarded
>>154474452"people" born in 2008 can browse 4chins
>>154474447sister fucker clean your mouth out with mothers soap how you behave like this in person? bet your mother has loose curtain
mckay twins kekboth have stunk it up on marvel today
>>154474444checked and sexy ute, luv xd's me
>>154474481not a professional Afl player. Just a potato
>>154474498McGay
>>154474481*replaces urine sample test with gatorade*
The Saints look dogshit
snapper you in mate?
>all of henrys goals tonights are cheapieskek
I thought Liam Ryan retired
>carlton are JUST NOW entering a rebuild, right as tassie is loominglmfao
>>154474528>getting gimmies whilst everyone else has to work hard for itmost usual aborgional experience in australia
Had a brilliant idea, will post in the next thread
revving sen?
>What are the Carlton players doing?>>They've just given upABC call. Utterly grim.They're completely mentally boomed.
>next threaddon't tell him
>>154474556I believe that would be child rape.
>>154474542He just went walkabout for a few months
attempted torp alert
imagine how good carlton would be if footy was only two qtrs
are the saints the most aboriginal team now?
>>154474585used to soccer aren't they, fucking
>bet on carltonneed my head examined
crowd is PILING OUT
What's Tyson Stengle actually up to?
>camera operators keep showing the blues crowdkekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>154474608shooting up on a reservation
the irony of bane ending vossys career next week
>>154474601No needWe know it's empty
phwoar the bunda on one of those fleeing carlton girls
>>154474585Callback callers have joked that they need to put up a banner for them to run through after half time. Honestly it might not be a bad idea.
>>154474623>mfw bane let carlton win up until half time then decimate them>mfw i have no face
>>154474590Yeah also most Japanese
Michael VossAsh HansenJosh FraserTim ClarkeLeigh AdamsMatthew KreuzerJordan RussellDamian TrusloveTorin Baker
>>154474636corrrr
>ynr cale morton
>>154474655das it mang
>>154474655>That guy behind herSure this isn't a photo of Hex at a nightclub?
same as it ever wassame as it ever was
surely jagga will save our clubKEK
>>154474419My pies won one in 2023
>>154474692Can't you read, m8? DO NOT RE-UPLOAD.
after how many years of not winning a premier's hip should a club be folded?
>>154474694LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
will kath be in the studio post match?or they dont do that anymore
>>154474710whatever saints current record is
>>154474692https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YndaRl-Bxcg
>>15447471040 (gives you two full thereotical cycles)
this carlton team actually fucking stinks
>>154474718should it be longer if you have won a hip before?
Any team that hasn't won an AFL premiership should be folded
Bit ironic that Spud's game is going to cause people to kill themselves.
What a dogshit say of football
thank god carlton is on next friday nightwe wouldnt want to have friday night footy without a big strong melbourne suburb playing
>>154474692fat fake lesbo whore
>>154474774*meant apt
Planted a tree for Spud
Big breasts but small hips is an awful combination. Literally the worst combination.
>>154474778Carlton getting flogged by triple figures on a Friday night is great for AFL
Honestly shithouse game scrappy and no atmosphere… felt like watching a doctor doing surgery
>>154474779She's not a lesbian. She wants to fuck her brother.
rev up sen
2Q of this match was when this Carlton mentally folded - https://afltables.com/afl/stats/games/2023/031920230923.htmlThey need to renew completely because there are just too many bona fide losers running aroundI include the """stars""" in that - Cripps, Walsh, Weitering, McKay, etc
>>154474796nah fat with small tits is the carlton of female body types
Put SDK and Silvagni on Carlton's team and they probably win desu.
Fundamentally, St Kilda are pointless
that look of pure elation on tdk's face lolhe is so happy to not be a blooser
>>154474866i mean the end of the day he still at a nowhere club
Jack Silvagni has a crisp hairline and thickness of hair
TDK is 50% better than he was at Carlton, saints actually taught him how to play to advantage Kek
I guess that's why they call it the blues
Cripps is a washed player. All he is a physical brute and the modern game has completely passed him
>>154474880that says more about carlton
St Kilda are such a shit, nothing club both TDK and Silvagni still have more affection for Carlton kekListen to them talk
Richmond has a win and are now equal on wins with CarltonIf Carlton tank and finish last, they can:>Bid on Cochrane (Port's NGA who will match) and get a free bonus round 2 pick>Pick a great young kid with their actual pick>Match any bid on Walker (Carlton's father son, expected #1-2 in draft) with their next picksWhy wouldn't you?
>>154474778shut up poort tranny
>Don't call me a fucking Saints man, Moons you cuntIs it the association with losers like scoops that means the saints are viewed so pathetically?
>>154474931stockholm syndrome
Outright tanking incurs generational aura loss and results in rizzless players
scoops reminds me of clarence claymore
SACK CARLTON
>Dean Bailey tanks>Dies of cancerYou tank, you pay a price
but I’m a creepI’m a weirdo
>>154474964fr bet truss
Remember when Ross heemed the Saints list them opted out of his contractDo the Saints not realise he is going to do that again when - inevitably - this team goes nowhere
night alf
>>154475169nabla x
my igg a shit
It's no longer amusing to watch Carlton lose. It's only going to get worser
no it's still amusing
>>154471903I literally do not have a phone, nor would I even post from it if I did.Also, this is yet again another game this year that the spectre of the patron saint of packing it early Robert Walls, has made his presence felt.8 games played for 8 games they thrown away at either half time or 3 quarter time. He would be impressed by their level of sheer lack of courage and fight.
>>154475169that cheat ground sleep
turbo or sweaty photo of heeney that's what will be the thread when I wake up
>>154475313another shitty bake that'd be right
turbo is based
got some fred mates booking september flights already
NEW>154475468
>>154475485oh shid>>154475468
lol
>>154474380As many people have pointed out, they last won the flag in 1995. We can essentially write them off winning this year. Meaning that they will surely equal(at a minimum) the Collywobbles 32 year drought that they have long mocked pies supporters for.A comparison between the two teams during said droughts shows just how embarrassing it has been for Carlton.Collingwood made 9 grand finals for a 1 draw and 8 losses and one wooden spoon.Carlton have made 1 grand final for 1 loss and 5, (potentially 6 or even 7 wooden spoons)Absolutely disgusting football from a club that should have been removed from the competition for cheating decades ago.
