previous >>154466217
The White Sox have been trading their top players in shit years for over ten years now. They traded Chris Sale, Marcus Semien, Dylan Cease, Carlos Rodon, Michael Kopech, Garrett Crochet, Andrew Vaughn the list goes on and on who all went onto their new teams and made huge impacts while they got shittier. Some are even still making big impacts ten years later such as Chris Sale.If they didn't learn their lesson the first 15 times and unironically trade Murakami, they deserve to get contracted by the league and removed from the MLB.
'stros
berds
>poodres
mariners
will the Mets ever be a lethal team with RISP?
sogay ohtranny
>mets couldn't beat Urena so they had to kill him
>>154469107this is true, i was the girl
>>154469109TRVKE
>>154469125We call him pigroach 'round these parts
Crew
nick kurtz
Are we so back
>>154469154Joc Strap
MY FUCKING *B E R D S*
Reading all your sex stories makes me depressed. I message dozens of milfs on dating apps and get no responses. Nothing! Just want some fucking.
kek doyerpacos
>>154469156we are checking
>>154469109RelaxOf COURSE they will trade MurakamiIt's Jerry Reinsdorf after all!
>>154469109Now do the Cardinals
>>154469178get on okcupid and set your shit to nonmonogamous. the horny ass wives in dead marriages on that thing are INSANE
JONNOR COE AMBUSH
My chihuahuas are getting gaped by the isotopes 20-3 in the bottom 6th!!
CONNOR JOE>CONNOR JOECONNOR JOE>CONNOR JOECONNOR JOE>CONNOR JOECONNOR JOE>CONNOR JOECONNOR JOE>CONNOR JOECONNOR JOE>CONNOR JOECONNOR JOE>CONNOR JOECONNOR JOE>CONNOR JOECONNOR JOE>CONNOR JOECONNOR JOE>CONNOR JOECONNOR JOE>CONNOR JOE
>>154469178go to a brothel, tell them joe b sent you
>>154469178i know this is the /b/ tagline but come on now>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
gg red berdssee you tomorrow to get bootyblasted again
>>154469144Why is Ohtani called pigroach again? Someone explain the meme to me
>>154469109Fuck you! The Rays had Blake Smell, Joe Ryan, Merrill Kelly, Christopher Sanchez, etc...
WE BETTER FREAKING SCORE MAN THIS IS THE SECOND INNING IN A ROW WITH 2 ON NO OUTS IF WE DON'T SCORE I AM GOING TO DO SOMETHING
Gg berds
Suter I swear to fuck you piece of shit
>>154469210that's what 2ch calls him
>>154469211rays had way more than that sister
>2 on>Nobody outHaha! Time to not score a run from this position!
>>154469230So why would you say people 'round these parts call him that
gg cards>>1544692102ch called him that because he was looking fatter during playoffs while still stealing bases like a cockroach
>>154469187this is genius
Why are the braves so good wtf
>Mests dog shit offense vs Anaels dog shit bullpen
WHY THE FUCK IS AUSTIN SLATER GETTING AT BATS
>>154469239I'm not that anon, I didn't say that
>>154469178Getting laid won't make you happy, friend. Find a wife and make her a milf
well done Alvy
>>154469259How about the inverse of finding a milf and making her a wife?
>>154469264need to build on this bad
>>154469237The Metsaki rape will continue until Stearns is fired
>>154469178Don’t worry anon you will be in a government home for the elderly where a nice young gay man will have sex with you. You might be in a vegetative state but it will happen with or without your consent.
>>1544692102channers calling him that because he looked fat stealing based like wheezing pig
>>154469245when i say some of them genuinely belong in mental institutions, i'm not exaggerating. but the unattached sex is fucking WILD
>Braveswinlol
How hard is it to get 3 outs god damn
>>154469284Based cuppa. Off work late?
kek stupid fucking rockies
>>154469274>until Stearns is firedSo never
>Semen up with RISPwelp>>154469269As long as you're willing to wait until marriage
Guys will see this and be like hell yeah
good game, cards
So is Walmart ever gonna buy the cockies or they just focusing on the broncos?MLB has no salary cap
>>154469231Really?
>
berds win
ANAELS KEK
holy shit we ACTUALLY are a match for the Angels' bullpen lmao
>A N A E L S>N>A>E>L>S
Ynr that philliesfag that was always larping as a gay braves tripfag
timely hit Marcus, needed that shit >>154469270could be coming along bro
doggie doos
>>154469309hell yeah
>>154469237apologize
>2 strikes>2 outsMest manage to score. Embarrassing Angels
2 out hits?? With RISP? Are these my Metropolitans??>>154469360I'm so sorry for my insolence
>>154469154Coward.
>the entire NLWest lost todayFraudulent division
she ordered some runs
I find it hilarious when they show the pointless stats on the screen to give degenerate gamblers hope.
>>154469392may I have some more please?
>>154469210It all started when Ohtani failed to steal a base, so people started talking about it on 5ch, but now he doesn't do it anymore because he rarely steals bases.And when I asked /mlb/ about a year ago whether Ohtani really looked fat, I got the famous quote from Swedenbro lol
>>154469386can you tell me which NL divisions reached the last 3 world series?
>>154469414He obviously is fat. He's not very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is really chubby and his body frame is not very athletic so it rounds him out. I am trying to sound gay. That's how I objectively view it
>>154469414>SwedenbroI wonder what happened to him
>>154469433klenk
>>154469418>no mets in '23 and '25The mets would've bootyblasted the NL West in the playoffs those years.
>posted the muncy version by accidentwhoops
Well it was a good one-year window of contention
>>154469435Probably murdered by a 3rd worlder
>>154469376A present to the mets from the angels of los angeles
>>154469414Do you like BTS?
>>154469433This this this
>>154469457He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.
I was told the dodgers were a good team.
Not so fast Wh*te Sox
Soler is a lazy island nigger
>>154469284Imagine being cocky after the last 5 years
>>154469455fuck off chon
Its the Red Sox's year.
>>154469483alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
>>154469496Is Chad Tracy looking like a good manager so far?
>>154469498touch yourself
please baseball gods, give ar Carson a home run. guide him towards the light
>>154469435Maybe you guys were too much of a bully.
Never out of it
poodres kek>shutout at home by the fucking White Sox
RAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYY AROZARENA
Jordan Walker with his 100% non-Dominican, African American BBC penetrated Ohtani, lol!
>>154469518is this real?
peepeepoodres
Can someone explain to me how the FUCK the Rangers won a WS.
>Rolling
>>154469524yeah we picked him up off the island
>>1544695282 wordsMarcusSemien
>>154469483Ok I've imagined it. What now?
>>154469488But do you?
>>154469528The Yankees weren't in the mix.
LET'S GO RONNY MO!
RONNY MO FINALLY!!!! MISAKI GET IN HERE!!
>>154469437>>154469457You guys are too insecure. There's nothing gay about admitting that another guy has a good physique. Doesn't mean you want to fuck them. Just means you're not delusional.
atta boy Ronnywe're actually ahead lol
RONNYY MO BITCH
>>154469518>baseballs over their exposed cocks and ballsi wonder if you could post that uncensored is that still nsfw if its in national geographic?
Are the padres destined to always be the little brother to the dodgers?
>>154469556Anon, women only want to have sex with me. Don’t kid yourself Source: bro just trust me
>>154469528They didn't even do the parade downtown they did it around their stadium kek
doggie doos lost again
>>154469565The Dodgers are the little brother of the Giants. Anything else is just the Dodgers imitating their superiors.
>>154469565They will become a winning team when they relocate to Utah
THE BRAVES NEVER LOSE
>>154469591that was a missile. if only he could hit the ball consistently
>>154469508i always do
>>154469577My wife asked me what city the Texas Rangers are from and honestly could not give her an answer unless I googled it. Lol, lmao.
>>154469596thisthey're too few and far between, but he has the power
poodrepacos eternally seething kek
>>154469596...(he can't)
>>154469603Dallas
shut the fuck up doyerpacos your team lost too
>mfw if the Berds beat the Dojers tomorrow they'll be tied in wins and loses
nobody cares doyerpacos
>dodgers lose>seethe about the padreswhy are doyermexicans like this?
NOBODY cares doyerpacos.
>>154469591damn you beat me to it>>154469596if only...
>>154469608>>154469619When Padres win Dodgers win tooWhen Dodgers lose Padres lose tooPadgers unite
everyone cares dodgerchads
doyerpacos seething kek
>devin williams warming upmestbuddies?
Nobody even cares that the Doyers lost. Everyone is watching the Mests and hope they fold to the Angels
>>154469631No. Shut the fuck up
Some people care doyercitizens
>>154469631Dodgers winning doesn't always guarantee the Padres will win too, but the Dodgers losing means the Padres WILL lose too.
Doyerchads take dick like champs
>>154469640he will see me one more time if he does goodhe will see me two more times if he does bad
>>154469640lmao this team is such a joke
Berdposter is so inoffensive and modest. makes me want to root for the Cards a bit
>>154469642Angels are too fucking garbage, there's a legitimate chance the Mets sweep this series.
>>154469631Truly joined at the hipRemember when Doyers went on a long losing streak last year and Padres simply refused to take the division lead? I guess they did for 48 hours and then they gave it right back
>>154469663you don't know what he posts when he isn't posting about the berds
>>154469642No we're watching the Mariners actually!*audience laughs*
>>154469608>>154469619>>154469623>>154469624>>154469626>>154469639
>>154469674good point. he might be one of the deranged porn posters
>>154469667>I guess they did for 48 hours and then they gave it right backthat was their world series too kek
>>154469674he's the >scuba klenk poster that rat bastard
>>154469577Why didn’t they do it in downtown?
>>154469686Shut the fuck up
>>154469683Uh not me! H-haha...
>>154469622and now the run differential is positive
My Atlanta Braves are the best team in baseball
>>154469692Yr mum was there. She always goes downtown lel
>anti-marijuana ads>in the angels/mets gameuhhhh what?
He's still on the fucking roster?
>>154469674I'm a girl! a berds girl!
>>154469709regular season championsswept by the Dodgers in the postseason
>>154469709honestly pretty scary considering Acuna hasn't even gotten going yet
>>154469727faggets kek
>>154469719not on my machine
if you're wondering why the thread went to shit its because the dodgers lost
>>154469740at leas they aren't spamming trannjaks this time
>>154469686so true kek
>>154469727What happened the last time the Braves and Dodgers met in the postseason?
>>154469740why are the dodgers so poopoo bad?
>immediately brings up the trannyjakskek seething discordtroons
>>154469740They wouldn't be so uppity if the Padres weren't getting shutout 0-7 by the White Sox
Recker in the booth
I’m so lonely, but at least the padres are going to lose and the mets might still lose. That’s something.
>>154469755>everyone annoyed by me shitting up the thread is a spamming "discord troon"I guess congrats on being the worst poster on the general?
Love my Berds man. Always look like they're having fun. Always look like they're improving. I hate Matt Svanson but that play where he ran to 1st in the 9th inning for the out was great work for a pitcher. These guys fucking rock.GG Dodgers. Thanks for bringing a nice big crowd to our city.
>>154469755psychogang fucked ya kek
>metcord in denial
digits and Angels walk it off
Fuck Liberals. Fuck Trannies. Fuck you, go Dodgers.
>baty
chikaner woncuckcord lost
fuckin aye, umpies ain't gonna overturn this
I'm done with Baty.
>>154469783I want Cardinals to be a PS contender again because I think it's neat how St Louis is indisputably a baseball city
womanly behavior in a man’s body kek
>baseball in the current year
can't see them changing their minds on that kek
>Sox hadn't finished scoringTIP TOP KEK
>>154469843I hate the stupid mitts, too
>fluke weaver on the bump Bounce back outing?
fuckin umpies, at least 3 electrons from baty's cleat were in contact with the valence electrons of the base
>>154469783gg BerdmanI hope Wetherholt is great for years for you guys
YWNBAW
diapies are filling
>>154469811I sincerely apologize to the dodger mexican I upset by posting this. don't let it ruin your friday night, seriously. life is too short
>>154469883please change my diapy.
>Padres burning through their bullpen for their first game against the fucking WHITE SOXlol. lmfao
>>154469870Genuinely think he's gonna be one of the greats, even if Herrera is my favorite player because he challenges pitches all the time as both catcher and batter. Hope he sticks around with the Berds.
eventually, by sheer mathematical probability, weaver to williams will not end in a blown lead
>>154469892we need momspie now more than ever
> don’t get any (you)s so you have to reply to yourself kek! just go ahead and kill yourself!
>>154469876I'm a girl! a berds girl!
OKLAHOMA PADRES
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>FLYOVERS KEK
they are doin the wave in analheim!
*stands up*WOOOOO!!*sits down*
icsamcrn
TIE GAME>JULIOTIE GAME>JULIOTIE GAME>JULIOTIE GAME>JULIOTIE GAME>JULIOTIE GAME>JULIOTIE GAME>JULIOTIE GAME>JULIOTIE GAME>JULIOTIE GAME>JULIOTIE GAME>JULIOTIE GAME>JULIO
remember when Fernando Tatis Jr was supposed to be one of the best players and power hitters in the game?
Who the fuck are the Mariners lmao
>>154469966erm, winky? you're supposed to take off the trip for that one
hope the weavster holds his i wanna see devvy vs trout
>>154469975Never heard of her
>>154469972his post-PED dropoff is just like Ryan Braun's
>>154469975Your 2026 World Series Champions
>>154469966>icsamcrn>csam
>>154469972still is he's just launch-angle trolling
>>154469975The guys that swept my BERDS last week but we bounced back so it's all good now.
>>154469975flyover shitters. you don't need to know them, it's not important
>>154469980uhhh...you don't get to bring friends...
I’ve seen enoughMy yanks are winning this year
oh god they're really gonna let devin williams come in to close sweet jesus
Does MLB truly believe that people don't feel a sense of unease about a chubby boy from a Japanese league (AA equivalent) becoming the home run king? Or are they simply treating it as mere entertainment? The ball that just became a home run was an obvious meatball. I feel that social pressure to conform is even more intense in America than in Japan. In Japan, blatant misconduct like this would be reported and made public.
>0.1 inning Devin warming for the 9th
promote weaver to the 9th
>0.05 inning Devin
>>154470023shut up you aussie tourist
they absolutely need some extra run insurance here
>>154470023We call that 'dirty laundry'. Mind your own business while the fellas settle it on the field.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwgJgTL5JmE
>>154470045
LETS GO CAR
>>154470014the skyline rises
>>154470047>trout leading off U_Uat least hot days done is on my commercial break rn
>>154470068they expect one of us under the brent spence bridge brother
>IT WAS 8-0
baseball is like a turn based rpg where characters have 3 hp that regenerates each ab, a strike is a hit that does 1 damage, a foul is a blocked hit that does damage but isn’t fatal, and a ball is a missed hit
>>154470087this is pretty funny
>>1544700872024 was 4 years ago chud get some new memes
>>154470079sorry wink I have never been to cincy kek, maybe someday, on a flight plan just filed with the agency.
devvy time, trout 'bout to get air-bent
Please Trout
>>154470105I read a stat that says trout crushes pitches down because people never throw him high
>>154470104PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM INTO THE DANCE FLOOR AT ALICE
Fuck me hard Trout make me your faggot sissy bitch
>>154470087delet
>>154470110not tonight
Judge is going to get the MVP award again isn't he
>>154470111Well congratulations, you got yourself trips. Now what's the next step of your master plan?
don’t look up trout’s post season record
>>154470143Ohtani will
Anyway Murakami is about to crush another one
The angels are a garbage team
I know dodgers are testing arms but it just sucks during this period
>>154470151CRASHING OMALLEYS IN THE ALLEY...WITH NO SURVIVORS!!!!
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1QFKRao1H4
>>154470111
>>154470154I remember him flying out against Jason Vargas in one of those games. Part of the royals magical run
admit it, devin was fire tonight
fresh diapy
best outing from Williams and Weaver so far this yearwell done ladsgg Angels see ya tomrorow
Mets WIN!
>losing to the mests You STINK Anaheim
We did it, Metsbros :)
>>154470184he looked liked a different pitchermuch more accurate and confident use of his pitches, it was great to see
There's a real possibility we never win a game again.GG Mets.
>>154470167GG Angles. >>154470184He looked good against the angels best hitters. I'll take it.
>>154470184His first couple fastballs looks wild and slow and then he turned it on
which team's fans have the fullest diapies?
>>154470214your team
why did woo have to put the game out of reach in the first inning
>>154470188>>154470191:)
>>154469749>pre-Ohtani Dodgers
nice-a get-uh win
>>154470224I'll have you know my diapy gets changed every 2-3 hours.
>>154469749The Dodgers lost
>>154470023it's fun, who fucking cares
>>15447008730 is the new 25. thank you modern medicine
extremely comfy thread this evening. Hope all you anons had some beers and some fun tonight.
GG metties>>154470202It'd be really funny if they beat the white sox's 2024 record for their first 100 loss season
>>154470295>beersyeah i think you mean meth
>>154470315Whatever floats your boat big dawg!
gg dads see you tomorrow
Bobby Witt Jr, more like Poopy Shit Pooper
>jizz chimpcum
>San Dookie
>>154470241He's not a good pitcher
White Sox won the Tatis trade
dfa jack flaherty right meow
gg roylels
>>154470304I kinda hope they do lose 100 games. Maybe that will humiliate the front office enough to fucking do something
Cal shitter
Seattle Flyovers lost again
The Devil wears Prada is my favorite movie. Dodger fan btw
>>154470492That's a great movie. Super fun and Anne Hathaway was at her cutest.
worried bazzana may never get a hit
>>154469768Yay! I’m so happy.
that concludes today’s bum bum diapy did your team just fart or did they caca
There shouldn't be no prrrt poodres posting, because Dookigers lost to the tardinals.
>>154470553kys
>>154470553live forever
>>154470492>>154470516The band is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnqC1cIwXeU&list=RDbnqC1cIwXeU&start_radio=1
those dodgers... what a buncha phonies!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VitM17RbAN4
Not relocating.
>>154470626They sound kinda like girl feet
mleb is a confirmed anne hathaway genny
>>154470690Nasty skank
>>154470669cubs girl feet? (I have no idea what you mean)
>>154470690god i bet she squeezes out some delectable turdlets
>>154470701Idk either. I thought maybe there was a band called girl feet
>>154470690based
Will Warren is a star in this game.
>>154470713Kek
Will Warren is the Aníbal Sánchez of this rotation. You probably don't know him like you know Max Scherzer and Justin Verlander on that 2010s Tigers team, but as the playoffs get deeper. You'll all see the depth this team has.
>>154470749I member Annibal mostly from the 2019 series cuz he was damn near unhittable iirc. He had a nasty changeup that he called mariposa which is spanish for butterfly
>>154470749deep reference
>>154470749Ass this bussy gets deeper you’ll see the depth it has
>>154470766I just fact checked myself and I was wrong. He was really good in the NLDS and NLCS but poor in the WS
>>154470766>>154470777Will Warren was an 8th-round pick, along with Schlittler. They both worked their asses off to become this good. Will Warren leads all qualified starters in quality starts with 7 total quality starts.
This has to be the best rotation we've had in so long. Luis Gil got sent down for looking remotely bad in 1 game. He lost his job over 1 inning. That's how deep this rotation gets.
>>154470806I think the Yankees could win the WS for sure. I haven't felt that way in a while about em tbqh
Did someone mentioned Anne Hathaway?!
Aaron Boone found something in the way he manages, too. He isn't pulling guys too early/too late anymore. The length we're getting out of our starters is perfect
>>154470816I feel it unironically this year, it's shaping up and shaking out to be a very weak A.L., like it has been for a few years now. They've been playing well against their own division.
Doval reminds me a lot of Loiasaga, but he doesn't have the same ceiling as JLo when he was serviceable. It's sink or swim time for him, or he could be demoted easily.
The competition between Cabby and Volpe ends in the very real possibility that Volpe will not see any playing time in the majors this year. Cashman is second-guessing himself, and it's exactly what we all want to see. They aren't covering Volpe as they used to. They don't even interview him and ask him about his timeline. I don't see Caballero losing his job to Volpe anytime soon unless he gets injured.
>>154470516>>154470626Thanks senpai, I just needed validation on my favorite movie. You guys made my day.
Caballero is hitting .380 in his last 15 games, and he leads the A.L. in stolen bases. He isn't failing to do anything that Volpe was promised to do.
>>154470722>ywn be a forward young manwhy even live bros
>>154470690Is Anne Hathaway /mlb’’s official waifu? If it is I back this decision
To me, Shortstop is set until George Lombard Jr. gets called up or is moved to Third Base, and Caballero remains at Shortstop.
The Yankees have so much contact in this lineup right now as well; the balance is very valuable. Bellinger hasn't been hitting home runs, and I'm fine with that. He's hitting for average.
>>154470928yes
>>154470968good for the yankees for re-signing him and not getting roped into the kyle tucker mirage
Volpe isn't a confident defender, especially when he's not hitting. Caballero is the opposite; he never loses confidence when he stops hitting, and his defense stays equally impressive. Caballero reminds me a lot of Ernie Clement in terms of opportunity.
She actually prefers Annie over Anne.
I feel that if Caballero is allowed to start in the postseason, he can go on an Ernie Clement-like hitting streak. I love that he doesn't want to be the face of this team, and he doesn't have to. He's going to play his role and fill a hole in this team. Tampa solved our biggest issue...Shortstop. Thank you, Tampa. Volpe was our weakest player.
I want to see the demeanor of Aaron Boone when we hit a rough patch, which is going to tell me all I need to know in addition to what I've collected. Every team goes through a really rough stretch of games. I wonder how we will respond to the media. He's responded generically in the past. But he's pushing the right buttons this year, and everything is clicking together. He didn't have this same team last season; they were worse. His management isn't drastically different; he just has actual options now.
It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>154471047It's kind of interesting to see how much talent development has changed over time. Bob Gibson would throw complete doubleheaders and not even fret about it. The players were more well-rounded back then. They could throw 93 with movement and location, and it was enough. Location seems to be the big difference between a good pitcher and a Paul Skenes. Nowadays, it seems like if a guy throws hard and has some movement, they're projected to be a top of the rotation guy, then they're out with Tommy John for the rest of their careers. Meanwhile, Bob Gibson was coked out and drunk and doing just fine.
I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
I think the Yankees should roster Volpe, instead of trading him, just in case Jose Caballero goes down with an injury, so we can have a big league-ready player capable of taking his spot, even if he can't hit. Volpe is more valuable to the Yankees as a bench piece unless they can trade him for a major bullpen piece.
>>154471069>Nowadays, it seems like if a guy throws hard and has some movement, they're projected to be a top of the rotation guy,I don't think that's true, scouts/analytics care about command. it's a big separator of talent
It just really sucks that everyone compares our shortstops to Jeter; it's so brutal. Didi felt that pressure despite producing at the plate. It's like the Patriots' QB Mac Jones after Tom Brady left. Good luck filling those shoes. They could also move Volpe to Second Base and shift Jazz back to Third Base.
>>154471113I might be wrong, I don't care.
It's also hard to distinguish if our coaching staff just can't unlock Volpe. Everson Pereira is doing well with the White Sox, and Oswald Peraza is hitting .280 with the Angels. Peraza had a pool noodle at the plate for us. I thought he was going to hit, but it was kind of shocking when he didn't. If that's the case, I think Volpe looks like a San Diego Padre. I could see him being a decent fit on that team or the Atlanta Braves.
>>154471120I think Volpe replacing Ryan McMahon is a solid option. Ryan McMahon isn't producing at all. I think Volpe is talented; he just hit a brick wall last year with the flat swing.
misiorowski injured
>>154471201He pitches 103 mph. If you are physically unhealthy, you are less injury-prone, but if you go to the gym every day and are building muscle mass, you will get injured because you're being more physically active. Miz is throwing a baseball, an already unnatural motion. If he had just thrown softer at around 92 mph, he would be healthy today. But he pushed his body to the limits every day, and I hate to say this, but we all saw this coming.
ABS needs to be reworked so that part of the ball actually needs to be within the strike zone for it to be a strike. It's extremely pitcher-friendly when you can just graze the strike zone with the seam of a ball
>>154471256I don’t think it’s pitcher friendly, so far walks are up. They’re at like a 50 year high I think
>>154471256Business Idea: you shut the fuck up
>>154471277I don't know, I don't care.>>154471285I don't know, I don't care.
The Lakers won, that's a big deal.
Early baseball today, that's good for viewership.
*throws a 92mph slider*STRIIIKE heh*throws a 98mph fs into your eye while you swing*STRIKEh-heh*knuckle curve into the fucking paint while you take*nothing personal kid
>>154471433>92 MPH SLDRFoul off>98 MPH FBFrozen >KNUCKLE CURVESWING AND A DEEP DRIVE *takes you deep*I never swung at your fastball. I was sitting soft.
This is incredibly niche but there is a clip of a pitcher that gives up an absolute nuke and he doesn’t even turn to watch it, he just looks at his catcher with mitt up and asks him for another ball. It’s hilarious, I can’t remember which pitcher it was though
The best baseball players are black, even the white and Asian players who are good learned from blacks.
>>154471537You are the exception to the rule, you are the white tiger.
>>154471451*rapes you(
>>154471573*beats you to a bloody pulp with the bat before you even get close* *dodges you*!
>>154471105Ironically, Cabby was supposed to be a bench piece. If he plays at the level he's been playing up past the All-Star break, keep him in. Like other Anon said, moving Volpe to 3B might be ideal.
hey !!!!
>>154471607that bat...heh*has shirt that deflects all bat damage*nice dodge bro(whole field explodes)
>>154471609Regression is my biggest fear. Caballero has never played at this level in his entire career. We could have a Grisham scenario on our hands and that's petrifying.
>>154471609Slopspie looks like a bird!!
>>154471619Me RPing on Roblox at 9 years old
*Recognizes the best way to friendship is not to ask where a friend is going, or have been. But to make sure they're on espee and loving the game*
Losing to the 2026 White Sox is not that big of a deal. It also won't matter since German Marquez will be gone sone!
>>154472099Doro spotted!
>>154472099damn, PREFECT won again..
>>154472159I also look up.
>>154472099padbros....i pray for you
For me it’s the backdoor slider
is there a website that lists all the players that were homegrown/developed in the farm for each team?
>>154473665Depends on what you mean by homegrown/developed. Originally drafted by the team/amateur international FA signing? Or made their MLB debut with the team?
>Cards win five straight>beat the mighty DodgersCheck that clubhouse. Somebody made a deal with the devil.
*chops in youre path*
>you are path
>>154474024Shhh.. You know the rules anon
Inshallah my mets will win again
*wins*
トロント・ブルージェイズ
ジ
>>154470749Marlins no-hitter legend Anibal Sanchez
Meal~
>>154475160頑張れ、ブルージェイズ岡本さんをよろしく
>>154475533That looks delicious!Is that chicken and beef seasoned with turmeric on top of rice?You're probably Muslim, so you can't eat pork.
Remember when all those White Sox fans committed suicide early in the season because they got swept by the Brewers and Misiorowski i.e. the literal best record team in 2025?
literally every team is bad. every team has the same record. what the fuck is this?
>>154475738Thanks! I'm not Muslim haha, in fact, the brown meat is braised pork belly and black wood ear. And then the yellow one is curry chicken.
>>154476150It's called April
>>154476176its almost june
I'm getting McDonald's breakfast, you guys want anything?
>>154476195@grok is this true?
>>154476161Oh, really?I thought it was pork too, haha.Black wood ear is delicious, I love it.
>>154476351sausage and egg biscuit meal with a black coffee, thanks friend
>>154476195>>154476176Well at what point of the season are you supposed to start counting then?
>>154469811ORALE
>>154476610October
>>154476351sausage muffin, hash brown, and a diet coke
>>154476699Trvke
>>154476351sausage mcmuffin w/ egg
Without looking at stats, what team am I?>Last in runs>Last in walks>Last in SBs>Last in HRs>29/30 in OPS>1st in games being shutout (on pace to break season record)
Good morning.We can now continue with Annie posting. That is all.
why have people been shitposting murakami so much? i just checked and hes leading mlb in homers, yet all i see here are constant jabs at him.
>>154477295everyone who posts in this genny should know this
>>154477327you mean anne posting right?
>>154477382walled af. dont even want to imagine that face without makeup
>>154477403ur a fagit
>>154477380So you think it's the Mets do you?
>>154477295giants
>>154477403Don't lie to yourself, you'd definitely lick her fart box if given the opportunity
>>154477492nta but I would fucking never! No woman could ever make me do that!
>>154477556not even a cubbie maid?
The beer snake should be done at every MLB ballpark.
NASHVILLE PADRES
>>154477728
Good morning, Mariners nation.
>>154477870yeah? what's good about it?
>>154477761>One cubs girl and the rest dudesI guess they are all on here posting instead of at the game
>>154477879The sun is shining, there's baseball to be played and I'm glad you're here, anon. Have a good day.
>>154477913so true
Does anyone else find the amount of povertyball posts disgusting. The amount of 3rd worlders worshiping some new African negro star is cringe imo
>>154477926Literal flyover field
>>154477890Ayo? I thought she would be a new york team fan since she's a knicks fan
So I just dreamt I had a happy life with a hypersexual woman my age. I'm sad it was just a dream.
>>154478005Holy shit
>>154478051This but a woman half my age>this is now old enough to be an adult:(
Any Yankee fans have some good blow job tip?
>>154477295We can't even get higher than 10th pick this year because we are paying luxury tax and you can't have back to back lottery picks if you do that.Not that it matters anyways, we would just draft a guy who couldn't make the standing roster after 7 years and DFA him.
>>154477926Based
>cooking on gas burner>hold handle of the pot with tea towel >flames from burner licking up the side of the pot set the towel on fire Fuck the Mets, why did they do this?
>>154478161That's not because of luxury tax, that's because the Giants are in a market that the MLB deems "too large" to be able to pick top 10 in back to back seasons. It's why the Nationals got fucked in the draft order a couple years back too, despite them losing damn near 100 games.
>>154477352his contact rate plus he plays on a literally who team
The Mets are 1-0 in May.
>All the Chicagopacos in their Cubs gear filled up Petco Park>None of them came back for the White Sox series
>>154478005no....NO!!!
I am so mad at the Angels for allowing the mets to get a win.
I was French kissing her and making glorious love to her nipples bros.
>>154478297The Mets are 1-0 in GAY. Fucking obliterated.
>>154478404Not true, so far no pink pony club music playing because they are on road trip.
Patrick Bailey (Giants) is widely considered the best defensive catcher in MLB. Last year he led the league with 30 fielding run value and elite metrics in framing, pop time, and throwing in 2025. He however is an offensive liability, career .225 hitter .614 OPS.Would you take him over your current catcher?
poodrepacos kek
>>154477295>>154478161Every time I watch the Giants I think there can't be a team worse than this out there this year, can there? Are the Angels and Mets really worse? Do you guys at least have players coming up through the minors?
>>154478446More like Fagtrick Gayly
>>154478446My understanding is his framing ability is less valuable than previous seasons because of the new ABS challenge system. Still useful nevertheless.
>>154478446Lol fuck no, not even as a back up
Go Angels and White Sox today!
>>154478244That stove is HOT
>>154478161You nailed the James Tibbs III pick but then you sent him to Boston in the Devers trade remember? For some stupid reason the Red Sox sent him to the Dodgers where he is now crushing it in AAA at OKC. He's got 11 HRs and 1.111 OPS and is projected to become a perennial all star when he gets called up?
>>154478497MLB is hilarious. Yeah we trust the computers more than umpires, but rather than just let the computer call balls and strikes we're going to implement this special "challenge system" when you think the umpire is wrong.
>>154478659Yes because all the strikes on balls barely clipping the zone would be even worse if it was automated.
>>154478659Walks have actually exploded this year too because Umps are calling less strikes, they don't want a punchout to be overturned. On pace to be the highest in the last 75 years.
>>154478659Full ABS would be gay as fuck and anyone who wants it needs to leave this genny forever
>>154478705Bro what are you even talking about? Maddux used to get strike calls inches off the plate because the Umps liked him.
>>154478805So instead we get the gameshow version with challenges?
>>154477382>>154477492mogged
>>154478814I don't mind overturning "inches" like I said I dislike the bullshit 99% out of the zone called a ball overturned because a flea dick triggered the ABS lasers or whatever.
>>154478446he’s an asset for the Giants, but so many teams have above average offensive catchers nowadays that it really doesn’t make sense for my team to take him.
>>154478876no sense in arguing with people over the Internet you have the correct opinion
get rid of abs, get rid of replays. who cares about a few wrong calls, and it slows the game down (something baseball made major changes to fix).
Some umps are getting badly exposed right now.
>>154478879Is he an asset because nobody else on the Jints can hit either?
>>154478927hows the female ump doing?
>>154478814This is actually one of the good things, if an ump like CB Bucknor tries this bullshit he is going to get wrecked.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2rD4a9uyNU
>>154478980That can't be her actual face
>>154478947he is an asset because of his ceiling. I mean, he had a month last year where he totally exploded and led all catchers.
>>154478980She's only been behind the plate once, and had 2 overturns, one of them very marginal so doing decent.
>>154479027The crowd was freaking exploding after that 2nd overturn. Man they know what was going on there.
>>154478927
>>154479160UmpBros... our response?
that was a hell of a gameBazzana has scored 2 runs while going 0-for-13 and a 30% walk rate
My favorite player is Moe Lestor.
What hot woman does YOUR team put in the dugout to keep the players' "spirits" up?
>>154479250
>>154479160This whole game was wild. The CB Bucknor show.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chIh0Zvp1wE>>154478927
>>154479303The Red Sox fucked up that game. They missed early on 2 and were out of challenges so CB punished them all game with strike calls.
>>154479401
cb buckbreaker makin em seethe again
>chokey sucksakei am already celebrating my berdinals victory tonight
>>154479712Please don't make Sasaki cry anymore.
