News: mlb.com>>154469099
Go red socks!
doyers need to get their shit together
Surely there's no way the Angels lose TWICE to the Mets right?
dodgers
Rhys Hoskins played in his hometown of Sacramento for the first time ever, and had his best game of the season last night!CDL went 4-4!
>>154479500can the mest even win 2 games in a row?
Bros, what tier are you here? Our girl Anne is a Scorpio by the way.
I have never said anything bad about Trill Warren.
tabawaka
Tell me why are teams still throwing fastballs to Murakami?
bogged and mogged
>>154479581I'll have you know the Mets have won 2 in a row 3 times this year.
>>154479732The scouting report said so
>>154479903Ump chads....they're laughing at us
Homerun little girl issues forgiveness videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2ZRUcrKFOw
>>154479903You know it's bad when both managers are laughing.
>>154479903He's not even looking at the runner. What is he fucking looking at? He literally stepped on the middle of the bag!
>>154479795The JAV actress on the right is very cute, I like her.Could you tell me her name and code?
>>154479903How is this cocksucker still an umpire?
>>154479795Those are all men
>>154479600
>>154479976I like 3 of these teams
American League president Will Harridge, saying Veeck was making a mockery of the game, voided Gaedel's contract the next day. In response, Veeck threatened to request an official ruling on whether Yankees shortstop and reigning American League MVP Phil Rizzuto, who stood 5 feet 6 inches (1.68 m), was a short ballplayer or a tall dwarf.
>>154479976Why does the ai anime slop yankee fan think any other team is friends with the Yankees?
It's O time
>>154480289This is a Yankleticsoxdians genny, idiot.
>>154480289Me when im a flyover with no broships.
>>154480428Wrong, it's a Tillamook genny. If it ain't Tillamook, it ain't cheese.
Is the beer snake based or cringe?
>>154480459Ooo I see a cubs girl
The mest arent holding up their end of the metsiners alliance so we are currently accepting new applicants to replace them. Please submit your resume, a cover letter, and at least three references and we will get back to you in three to five business days (unless you don’t get the job, then we’ll just ghost your ass)
>>154480459cringe, but also based
>>154480459someone is about to ingest a lot of microplastics!
>>154480491>>154480491Red soxFlyover coastal cityNo world series in recent memory Were the perfect match Plus, pilgrims and shit
Pace of play rules have greatly improved the TV viewing experience but does anyone else feel cheated now when they go to a game in person? I liked when a game felt like an all day event and you had plenty of time to walk around the ballpark, try different food, check out the merch shop and take your time browsing, etc. Now it feels like you go to get a snack and by the time you get back to your seat, three whole innings have gone by and the game is almost over by the time you’re ready for round 2.
>>154480530Name one flightpath that flies over Boston
>>154480530Both have good clam chowdah as well
>>154480530Cal is the next varitek
>>154480289I am fully aware that the rest of the league pisses, shits, cums, farts, seethes, copes, and dilates at us. Doesn't stop me from appreciating other teams except the blow gays, gloryholes, mest, period sox, pooston, gays, and doggie doos. 27 rangs kiss 'em thoughever.
>>154480420interesting
>>154480620why even respond to beta males.
I can haz Peralta
NASHVILLE PADRES
>I’m so alpha lemme gen another 17 anime girl broship pics for the five teams I’m a fan of
>becoming irrate at people enjoying things you don't
>>154480628She's so heckin cute
>>154480716>Ben Rice>Aaron Judge
>>154480687i do this and post here
>>154479484I don't know if they can, bro. >freddie's washed>mookie probably has aids again>teo is lazy>tucker is checked out>muncy needs to update his glasses prescription>ohtani is chasing a cya>pages is chasing the mendoza line>edwin's elbow is shattering>roki sasucky
I'm a Yankees fan, but I'm giving the Cubs a chance!
>>154480742No, you girlies never say anything nice about Rizzo.
>>154480420>>154480628>>154480729Will you stop posting her here? She hates baseball.
>>154480729>shaved pitsfucking DROPPED
>>154480748Dafuq
I started using Prize Picks, and it makes a lot more sense than all those betting apps.
I love women and sex. Boobies are clutch
>>154480756They're so lickable though
doyerpacos seething kek
>>154479903>DEI umps
>>154480755everyone point and laugh at this anon who thinks you have to care about girls' interests to jerk off to them
>>154480714Happy Kentucky Derby day. For me, it's Golden Tempo.
>>154480759
>>154480770just say normal things
>Grish back in the leadoff spot
>>154480770not without some fur they aren't
>>154480770based
>>154480785A GRISHIAN walk.
>>154480770She look like a racoon
>>154480797Look how much she flaunts her pits. You know she wants it
>>154480799That wasn't supposed to happen.
Who do we want to win, yankees or o's?
>>154480822Only the gays root for Yankees. We are pulling for the Os
>>154480822no's
>ben kwab >gunnar kwabderson
A RICIAN GIDP
>>154480822Reminder, Os are owned by a Jew
Kyle Horsebradish
>>154480831Have you ever been to baltimore?
>>154480854and the yankees?
>>154480861Yes. Baltimore is too black to be gay
>>154480866
>>154480854you needed to look up a guy named Rubenstein? did you just start using 4chan yesterday?
>>154480878zesty
>>154480822Day of the Rock for all birdfags.
>>154480878I would rather be around fags than joggers and the homeless.
>>154480878 anon …
>>154480822Show me your O face
>>154480755Post more I say, way more!
>>154480854>Rubenstein >JewishShocking. Sounded like an Anglo name to me
>dylan cease vs some prospect in his 3rd mlb game
How would history be different had Miami never traded Stanton to the Yankees?
is the orioles logo supposed to be blackface?
>>154480917>Alysa genny>Alysa board>Alysa website Reminder she win
>>154480900even pigeons?
>>154480943You tell me
>>154480942Who gives a shit?
>>154480942They had no choice but to after Jose Fernandez.
>>154480420>>154480628>>154480729>>154480770>>154480797>>154480944Absolutely disgusting
i got dominos
when does Skenes pitch again?
>>154480986i'm so sorry, anon. hope things pick up for you soon <3
>>154480982>weeb fag>Thinking his opinion on women actually matters
>>154481002Have you never been drunk before?
>>154479484the braves will take care of their shit.
>>154480834wish i could say i wouldn't but i would
>>154480982rude
>>154481000What does she do?
BELLI BOMB
>>154481011why are you drunk at 2pm? anything other than "just got home from golf" is unacceptable
a BELLI bomb
>>154480951New York pigeons have mutated into something entirely that I don't think they're birds anymore. Also, BELLI BOMB.
CODY BELLINGER
a weedingerian whack
>>154481034He probably is, the fat Italian prick.
>>154481022Heckin cute
>>154480822I’m goin O’s
>>154481050>chris bussyone
>>154481045
>>154481045Jazz got into the stash again
>>154481022My head needs to be crushed between her thighs
>>154481100must...not...think...racist...thoughts....
>>154481107coward
The vintage store is giving the cubs a chance
>>154481107nah, u gotta rip it. let the hate flow through you
>>154481107he has the worst ABS win percentage in the league, shocking I know
>>154480701holytampa has moved up a crazy amount
>>154481100this guy is the most obvious candidate for a mets free agency signing kek
ITFCB
>>154481143The annihilation of tropicana field and its consequences have been devastating for the A.L. East.
>>154481143The Mest only sign Faggets
>>154481089>call was a strike, batter is challenging dis bussy
>>154481100not pictured: the white woman below sucking him off
>>154481107everything thinks it with him
>leadoff home runCease is washed kek!
>Blow Gays
Why are yanks seething at their big brother Os?
>>154480955yes.
Do (You) rate Yankees SS Caballero?
>>154481155Like the one Anon said, this is what happens when tampon gay gets access to our technology for a year. At least they paid the rent on time.
>>154481246
quesadilla lol
attainning shOta
Dubba dubbaDubbaDubba
>>154480986This is a little sneeders genny
A GRISHIAN double.
>>154481222We're not. We're laughing at youOrioles Tragic
I've never heard of Lenyn Sosa
Dubba dubbaDubba dubba
>>154481304then how did you post about him...
Who's ready for Weathers no hitter?This might be the best Saturday ever. No hitter and the inceltics choke to Philly
>>154481310because I just saw him hit a home run
A RICIAN STRIKEOUT
Let's give the Cubbies a chance!
*steals home*
>>154481319so then...you'd heard of him...
why didn't the mets get bellinger?
A JUDGIAN WILD PITCH
What will the White Sox do with Murakami? By the time his contract will end, the Ishba brothers will be the guys running the team, so will they hold the line and hope that they will try to keep him, or will they trade him early to try and maximize a return?
how do you just keep producing runs?
>jays bullying some kid in his 3rd MLB game
>>154481352jesus christ not this again
good morning mariners nation. I am hungover.
a JUDGIAN ibb
>two challenges in one abselfish retard
Straw Dawg
This diamondback pitcher is obviously cheating
>>154481375i'm sorry
I'm giving the Cubs a chance!
Get ‘em wink
When have the Cubs given ME a chance tho?
a BELLI dubba dubba
Yankees :)
A BELLINGERIAN HIT
Yanks are ok for an AL club but for me, it’s gotta be the cubbies
Yankees are gay and retarded. I am a birds fan today.
I have reason to believe it's gonna be the cubbies this year
Cubs are winning the World Series!
Why do you people bother watching Baseball if you're not a Yankeefag?
a JAZZ ibbwtf are the O's doing
Cubs. ‘nuff said.
A JAZZIAN walk.
>>154481426source???
strike three sit the FUCK down!!! get raped!
sit the FUCK down!!!
>>154481437Cubs girls told me
Charge the mound against th epitcher with a baseball bat he's cheating the slimy fuck
*mogs you*
>>154481473What hairstyle is that?
HAPPER! YOU CAN PUT IN ON THE BOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD HUUUYESS
>>154481480Super Saiyan
The Cubs are unstoppable!
Corbin FAGGet
Alonso owns New York. Imagine if he played for a new York team
Keep throwing fastballs right down the dick, go on I dare you
just woke up da fuck my gays doin
>>154481512alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
HAPP SLAPP
>>154481516*throws fastball*
Dano chop!
Dano chop!HUUUUUUYESS!!!
>>154481531*turns on it and hits it 415 ft.* Thank you sir
Cub me… CUB ME!!!
>>154481549Foul ball
I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
Twins are a good team
How much longer will it be until we have no pitchers left that have swung the bat
>springer dead again
>>154481606Everyone clapped
>>154481614classless
>>154481606isn't he like 40
I do not respect players who do retarded lines with their eyeblack.
>>154481606Good.
>>154481620and cheating?
>>154481637CERTIFIED non ball knower
>>154481570Happ-y-em!
TRENT BONDS
>>154481657Just have bars. Anything else is gay.
GRISHED
Why do you people bother pitching to us? Home Run Derby
>>154481672you never played, so i'll forgive you on this one. just this once
>>154481656part of the game
>>154481668>das it mane
>>154481681???
Attaeye Amaya
Little league park
attaeyama
>>154481678I don't need your forgiveness buddy!
412 feet to center kek
A JUDGIAN STRIKEOUT
i want the yankees to play some good teams but there might not be any
>>154481699it's not yours to deny, nigel
BUSCHIE BOP!
>>154481711That's a tall order for the American League this year
BUSCHIE dubba dubba
>it was >grish in the lead off spotBoone is literally prime Joe Torre this season.
>>154481716O-oh yeah?...oh yeah?
Travis ".000/.308/.000" Bazzana
>>154481711Everyone sucks against us. Home Run Derby and best pitching...might be better than 1998 and 1927 combined
>>154481606Do you regret losing Eloy now?
Digits and Pope Sox sweep the Friars
I'm a psycho... An /mlb/ psycho!
>>154481728travis pastrana should stick to motocross
>>154481731We're not as good as the Cubs
>>154481728He has to get used to being right side up.
you rat cunt fucking bastard
>>154481731If we play 20-10 for the next 5 months that's a world series winner. Fuck being contenders.
Why do the Yankees have hot camera girls. Wtf
Hope barrosa dies
>>154481757Not as hot as the Cubs girls
bahahahaa you can only tip your cap to these cheating motherfuckers.
>>154481757We have range in women. Don't go to the stadium you'll probably faint.
>>154481757nyc is genuinely overflowing with 9s and 10s, it's frightening. they're on every street, in every subway car, sometimes even the fucking cops are sexy. it's dumb
Make these cunts pay
The sneks have an animated zombie playing for them at third base? How is that legal?
>>154481770>excuse me miss, may i take your hand in marriage and watch you get plowed by three strangers raw?
kill them...KILL THEM!!!
weathers throws so many not even close pitches a foot out of the zone that i wonder if he's goading batters into straight taking pitches then managing to throw a strike
I do not respect that freebird remix
>>154481770what the hell is that leg tattoo
Why does the entire AL suck dick this year
>>154481795that's al capone and it's a celebration of her italian heritage
bleh
A BELLI BOMB (2ND OF THE GAME)
>>154481770imagine having to touch another man's face every time you grab her thigh
>>154481795i think its harrison ford as frank sinatra. its amazing that a woman with this much natural beauty completely debases herself with these shitty scribbles
BELLI BOMB X2
>cubes>>154481800skatin rays are looking pretty good this year
>>154481770>Ancient Roman ruins across her chest>Sinatra on her thigh
>>154481770Fucking hate doodleniggers.
why did the mest give belli to the yaks kek
>Jazz yelling FUCK
>>154481806alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~GO GETTEM CUBBIES~WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~GO GETTEM CUBBIES~
Just this morning I was thinking Bellinger hasn't hit enough homers so far
i find the tattoo woman attractive. more for me i guess
>>154481770This bitch is at Camden LOL, didn't even notice.
A Jizzholmian out
why haven't we hit them in the head with a fastball yet?
>>154481827Just like cap. >>154481832I said the same thing last night kek.
sneks
>>154481827kek
Who's the COCKsucker that said shota was done because he didn't pitch well after his injury.
>>154481861I am so sorry
>>154480982kys
>>154481861I didn’t know
>>154481770would be a solid 8 without all those nigger doodles all over her body. sad.
>>154481861like half the fanbase was shitting on him when he signed the QO because he had a bad couple months, completely ignoring the 1.5 years of him being good. literal reactionary retards that can only remember the last thing they saw
>>154481861Please fuck my ass as penance
>>154481861I honestly had no idea
>>154481861pee pee poo poo shota we comin for you
>>154481861based...BASED!!!
>>154481861Please show mercy
petey you're better than that
>errorin' baboone's defense
Why is /mlb/ like this whenever the Cubs are playing
>>154481861I'll give the Cubs a chance from now on! I promise!
Yanks hammered Kyle Bradish after he fell behind 1-0 and 2-0. Yanks made him pay.
Digits and grand slam
VGH
>>154481958Sorry sir
Pete did it his way.
>>154481958Give us a chance!
>>154481958I can has chance??
>jasy
>pete SLOWlonsoUnbelievable
a PETERIAN double play!
cunt asswipe
>>154481246I remember him losing that ball against the Marlins for our wildest comeback last year
It's all the AIDS and syphilis from Boystown causing this shit
>jake burb
Uhh, Yankbros?
Are Ben Rice and Aaron Judge going to do anything this game?
Bird sucks ass
>>154482056I am a girl and not even promiscuous you're weird as fuck for saying that lmao
Canada? More like CAN'Tada
Good evening Mets fans we excited for a 2 in row? I'm staying cautiously optimistic
>named Jake bird>helps the bird team win
people don't just like beer, they like COLD beer
lets get some stinkin runs
>>154482096I don't think I've ever seen him perform well or get outs efficiently. He's a future Met for sure.
*walks on you*
>>154482108Never trust birdfags.
>>154482124>I don't think I've ever seen him perform well or get outs efficientlySounds like he's already on the right team
KILL THIS MAFAKA
Why are there so many pitchers named Walker
>>154482107>anglelsYeah it'll happen
>>154482165and why are there so few pitchers named Strikerouter
What do I have to do to get a Korean baseball enjoying gf like thishttps://x.com/kangminlee/status/2050589218858992040?s=46
Cubs win!!!!!
>>154482131Very cool concept
>we're on a losing streak and the NL is heating up! What do we do?>put in Low-key Sa-SUCKY with 6.35ERAI'll look forward to Murakami and da White Sox give the Padres another thrashing instead
>Doval back-to-back outingsSink or swim, time buddy!
>>154482181i would let her eat my ass after pretending to fight her off for several minutes
>Camillo DovalFuture Met
>>154482222this get was the mets world series this year
when will the suffering end?
Nice play dano!
What a play by Dano! Mercy!
>>154482181>kangminleeBy an ad faggot
>>154482259thanks just subbed to this real american patriot
okamoto's juicing right?
Let’s get some stinkin insurance runs
>>154482259I don’t know who that is, I was just posting the girl
>>154482222>>154482232KWAB
>twins have some AAA guy starting>holds the jays off>send in one of their mainstay relievers>immediately gives up a home runI'm thinking the twins need to clean house again
>>154482222mestbuddies... Open your wallets.
>>154482232is that grimass?
Every time I look at Doval's mechanics, my own body starts screaming at me. The way he flies open and all the pressure is on his elbow joint just makes me cringe.
>>154482307grimace died of alcohol poisoning
Happ Slapp!
Has Doval ever thrown a strike? How does a guy with a 100 mph cutter even keep finding bats?
AttaIan
>>154482232>>154482307This Grimace shit was so forced. Up to that point I was somewhat excited that the Mets might make a good playoff run but this killed any goodwill I felt towards them
gotta plate him here dig deep ya mafakas!
a DOVALIAN strikeout
>0.1 inning Camillo
>dollar sign tattoo on neckgeorge wouldve never allowed this.
The Padres sale has been made official. Feliciano and Kwanzaa Jones are the new owners pending MLB approval. They're also already talking about pumping money into improving the areas around Petco Park as well, never leaving!
Doval in back to back outing with no runs given up.How bad are the Orioles?
>>154482384aaaaaand there it is.
>>154482378What is this pink haired girl? Is it one of those vtumors? A 2hu? A Chinese mobage character?
Tim Hill is 36? He looks like he's fifty and about to keel over from a pack of cigarettes
>>154482384He's going the way of Luis Gil, a total mop up guy who looks good against the worst teams in the league. He's on thin ice if you ask me.
How come the Orioles can't land one of them exciting nipponese players
>The Yanks had Cookie Carrasco and Marcus Stroman in the back end of the rotation last year.
Attaeye petey
>>154482405>A Chinese mobage character?Korean mobile game fan character turned official mascot
>>154482348It really wasn’t. Team was dogshit, he threw out the first pitch, they won 8 in a row (iirc) and rode that to the NLCS. The crazy thing is that the team turned exactly one year after he threw out the first pitch on fag night.
>>154482423Tim "over the" Hill!
>tim hill slander in the big '26nah uncord wylin y'all
>>154482423Fuck off, he'd probably be the closer on your team.
Name the fanbase
Let's take it easy on Timothy Hill
>>154482465>>154482470That's the irony, he looks old and leathery but has the reliable arm in the Yanks pen by a mile
kek doyerpacos
>>154482378So they're going to win today then right? Right?
>O's turned a Mets position player into a middle reliever
>>154481958That’s my bad
Mets legend Anthony Nunez
>>154482499Cubs girls :(
>>154482453>nikke>star rail>blue archive>azure lane>girls front lineimma be honest with you dog these games and their characters are blurring together because they all look alike. they even have the same logo designs and everything
PITCH TO BEN RICE YOU PUSSIES
Hopefully he pitches to Judge
>letting six foot Benny Barrels steal second
Ben rice is such a big fat boy lol
>>154482561> fudgeThe best you could hope for is a walk from him
PITCH TO FUCKING JUDGE YOU FUCKS!
Tim Hill had a one pitch inning because he's working 2nd shift at the factory tonight.
>Poorioles
why are pitchers so lazy nowadays, whats the sense in pitching around rice and judge to the guy who has a double and 2 homeruns?
I made it red berd bros...
Hopefully this inning never ends for that lazy fuck walking rice and judge
aaaaaand its now a 4 rbi day for bellinger
>>154482632ADD A STOLEN BASE
JAZZ SWAG
>A's playing with Sacramento jerseysgrim
>>154482607>no veal parmesan on the menuFlorissant ain't it
>walk rice and judge>implode
>o's throw the game away
whoa... jizz did something!?speaking of which what happened to volpe
a lil swaggy bloopie san!a lil swaggy bloopie san!a lil swaggy bloopie san!a lil swaggy bloopie san!a lil swaggy bloopie san!
got a bad feeling about this cubbies...
lock in shota you got this!
Have a game, Belli.
boom!!! Have a day Shōta!
Shota says FUCK you and FUCK your rally!!!
What are drinking, lads? I made a drink called an Expense Account. Pretty tasty desu.
big dick shota is back in town
He's such a stoner dude lol
>>154482698water
Hopefully we bat around so Rice and Judge can be pitched to perhaps.
>>154482607welcum to the gapeway to the west
>>154482698water no ice
Genuinely how the fuck is Jizz Chisbum even in the big leagues?
Jazz, you fucking retard. >>154482698Post recipe.
So we’re winning 1-0 or losing. Baka. Baka!
>>154482740gay louis lolI've enjoyed my time here
>>154482698Post the recipe nigga, I’ll make one for myself tonight
>>154482759Don't you think he's big league ready? Have you seen the league average second baseman? It pretty much goes Ketel Marte >> Jazz >> Gleyber Torres >>>>>>>>>>>>. next guy.
>twins bullpenthey have to clean house again and just run their AAA/AA pitching staff or something, anything's gotta be better than this
>>154482651Florissant is the hood bro. Anywhere north of I-270 is the hood.
>>154482771It's an equal parts drink so it's half an ounce of the following:Appleton Estate 8 (I don't have it so used Appleton Signature as a substitute)Calvados Benedictine A dark/black rum (I used Appleton 12) Then a bar spoon of Grade A Maple Syrup And two dashes of Angostura orange bitters.
>>154482698Mint julip. I am at the Derby while you losers are here acting like cubs girls
/mlb/ seething at jazz because he's black again
>>154482807Right here, big dawg >>154482821
Attaeye buschie
attaeye Bvschie
>>154482805best seat in the house
>>154482837Nice and refreshing.
Big Salsa
>>154482811you are underrating Turang and Nico
>>154482698>>154482734SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP mleb is a WATER SCHLOPPIN genny
>2 twins pitchers can't record ONE out
*dies*
the jays are going to win :)
>>154482811Marte > Nico > Turang > Jazz
>>154482842To be honest, I just saw him put himself in a rundown for some reason. Every time I flick over to the Yankees games he's always doing something retarded and that's all I notice.
>>154482821Thanks, cheers.
>>154482807I forgot to mention, it's a stirred drink, not a shaken one.
GG twinnies :)
doyers legend Anthony Banda
MY TORONTO BLOW GAYS
We are so fucking back
>it was 3-4>twins pitchers still have not recorded an out this inning
>>154482837I'm actually a girl tho. A Cubs girl!
>cinshitnatti resd
>>154482944Checked. If you do make one, I hope you enjoy it lad, cheers.
>>154482925Marte > Nico > Turang > Jazz > Torres*
sit the FUCK down!!!challenge THAT!!!
>jays bat around>only one of them didn't score a run
>>154483007let's give Xavier edwards his flowers, and maybe be ready to rank Cole Young soon
