SERIE A ROUND 35>Friday 1st May 202620:45 Pisa 1-2 Lecce>Saturday 2nd May 202615:00 Udinese 2-0 Torino18:00 Como 0-0 Napoli20:45 Atalanta - FC Genoa>Sunday 3rd May 202612:30 Bologna - Cagliari15:00 US Sassuolo - AC Bbilan18:00 Juventus - Hellas Verona FC20:45 Inter - Parma>Monday 4th May 202618:30 Cremonese - S.S. Lazio20:45 AS Roma - FiorentinaReminder to keep it commie, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, dust off your phat pants and stay poorfagpilledPrevious >>154437297
negru
>>154481713Van Congh
*spreads*
nihao
:skull:
Do you ever get such a vivid déjà vu where you remember every tiny detail so clearly that it makes you feel anxious?I just got one and I'm confused af desu
>>154481758kek
No to this nonsense about 50%Also someone reported me over my post about isis being a detergent against annulling sykes-picot and the Balfour declaration(coat of many colors etc)
>>154481940Constantly and when you first begin to notice, it will only get progressively worseEnjoy anon
gud pass scalvini
>>154481940yeah shit sucks, got worse when i went on adderall
>>154481940i see a dream and then 2-3 months later the dream happens irl and i remember it with a dejavu.
>>154481940Idk if it's just recency bias but more often as time goes by. These half-memories playing out before your eyes are eerie/uncanny. German has a great words for it: unheimlich.
>>154482045That banana weights more than her
>>154482059Anon... it's a book
>>154482059mole paws typed this post
zero a zeroht
The investigation into referees is expanding: as Sky Sports reports, as early as next week there could be new individuals under investigation by the Milan Prosecutor's Office, which has just requested a 6-month extension for the inquiries.
Fun mole fact: female moles have these things called "ovotestes" inside their ovaries that, as the name woudl suggest, produce a bunch of testosterone. This makes them very aggresive, more so than their male counterparts and when mating you often see the male scurry away afterwards covered in nicks and scratches.Do NOT tell Belgio about this!
owotestes
Best bloody roar character
>>154482132I like how they already had this report yesterday but the cunts had to sneak it into the 1am broadcast, when no one would have noticed
Troyes won.
colombo shoots too much and from too far.
Wait you are saying that was NOT Brett Gelman
Meant to ask this in a previous thread, but is there any legitimate reason for a club, any club, to need a referee liaison officer?
Europe's Schenone Area
>>154482468If your name is Inter and you can't keep your hands off the cookie jar, clearly yes
gud sub from de ros. colombo not gud tonite
>>154482543Bro looks like a Turkish carpet salesman that drives a banged up BMW. Also even Annekee somehow titmogs his slag
Lazio WILL win 2027 league
>>154482575in your country, has any news agency mentioned the line of inquiry referred to in >>154482132?
>>154482598No, we are not paying attention to Serie A this season. We just think Inter has already won it.
>>154482575How does Conceicao (the bottlecap one) been for your NT?
>>154482605stay tuned for more intrasting news for the coming weeks, the title race could magically be back on
>>154482543Iran before the Islamic revolution AAAAAH picture
>>154482502But even if we were at our most charitable, could there be any legit reason for that position to exist?
>>154482784Assuming a world of gentlemen who observe a minimum standard of ethics, yes for the sake of simple hospitality with no ulterior motives
>>154482621He scored some meme goals I think. He became an unc last week
gud shot raspa. lot of trollbars today
gud punti genoa. zero a zero
3ATB v. 3ATB ending in a 0-0? Wow, I didn't know that...
Business idea: 3ATB composed of three players whose surnames start respectively with A, T and B
Business idea: we relegate Inter
>>154483304Ahmedhodzic, Trauner and Beelen
>>154483388DNA overload in this pic...
>>154483385Why do Bosnians like Serie A so much? Even Karadzic went to Italy on a regular basis to watch Serie A matches when he was "hiding" as a psychic guru
/MyGuy/
>>154483415Serie A was aired pretty much everywhere in the Balkans back when it still had an international outlook (the glory years of the 90s/early 00s)As for Bosnia specifically Italy's NT was the first of the bigger countries to set foot in the nation after the Yugo Wars to play a friendly match, which may have had an impact
>>154483415Me on the right
https://x.com/AlvaroNCG/status/2050640377959350743?s=20
>>154483415Zingari and terroni are long lost cousins, think about it for more than five seconds and it will all click together
>best Italian coach does not coach in ItalyGrim
>>154483873when you see all the slav, indonesian and gulf state old heads online that love serie a it’s a bit depressing how bad of a bag serie ass fumbled by self-immolating right around the time of the bubble for European leagues to globally market themselves
>>154484689The same coach that managed to throw away a 9 point lead with 4 games to go?
>>154484778All things considered, this has to be the biggest bottlejob in history
>>154483415I thought that was a pickled herring enjoyer with a phylactery on the head
>>154484830Mikel’s got you in a couple weeks
The Juventus plays today.
>>154483415Serie A is just a Yugoslav proxy war
>JUST IN: Juventus are interested in Gonzalo García. @MatteMoretto
>>154485830Como territory
WHY THE TACKY FLAME ADIDASWHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN THIS BEAUTIFUL JERSEY
>>154487226This could've been an easy 3/3 fucking hell
>>154487251
>>154487226You now remember the fat kid in school that used to wear this
>the negru with the 99 is "18"Minala time
>>154487388adidas really nailed it with germany’s second kit for the world cup
GM
>>154488626gm fra
>>154487388Rory talks reference
>>154487251this confirmed?impressive, very nice
>>154492739yup, the back is a little bit of a disappointment for being so blank but it's okay
Kunimitsu trailer is up
>>154487251I REALLY like this, best one from Adidas yet for home jJ shirts
>>154493315The 17/18 was pretty gud too aside from the back
New advices of garancy going up early next week
Why do people talk about Italians having a rule of no cappuccinos after noon I’ve seen Italians jug down cappuccinos any time of the day at their local bar
>>154487226>BEAUTIFUL JERSEYDebatable
>L’intercettazione tra Rocchi e Gervasoni sull’Inter: «Loro non vogliono più vedere quell’arbitro»
Intrasting
Loroman cells
Did he really censor a Fabrizio Romano like
laparteoscurade/seriea/
>>154494062Look at the right, he didn’t like it himself but hid his dad, uncle and/or platonic bestie liking it. Not doxxing them on a Umbrella Corp conspiracy IRC portal is based.Scarface is gud but a bit overhyped btw. Idk why men of a certain age and disposition put him on a pedestal so much.
>>154494123You mean bbilan talents?
Dildiz reportedly back in the starting lineup against already relegated Verona.
>>154494580He thicc
If Gazzetta is so pro Inter why is the front page 80% about Zanardi?
is there a slim chance of roma getting top-4?
>>154494801Depends if the law does the needful or the corruption must continue
>>15449480112,32% unless other (((clubs))) get point sanctioned
Grosso's sqvadrone is literally a gigacorazzata potemkin [cagata pazzesca btw (big risatone from shitalians after this niche reference)] for serie ass standards, if allegri gets a punticino d'oro without modric (who obviously is one of the biggest anti-poorfags ever) it's a 'racolo
Amplifico mufa
>>154494801Juve has a very difficult calendar compared to Roma so I'd say it's 70% Roma and 30% Juve
>3 0-0 draws in a row incoming
>>154494801100%, especially with Inter getting absolutely demoted to serie D
>>154495045Opinions on Russia losing support in the EU?
our calcetto team doesnt have a gk. my buffon arc starts now.
>>154495102Opinion on Inter getting relegated?
>>154495124Not cool, now answer my question
>EU Vice-President “suggests”restricting VPNs to prevent citizens from circumventing EU's age-restrictions of the Internet>EU Vice-President Henna Virkkunen is helping roll out a new EU age verification app. But the app can be bypassed with simple tools like a VPN >When a reporter asked how the EU will stop kids from using VPNs to get around the rules, Virkkunen said:>“It’s difficult, of course, to have the technological solutions that there’s no way to circumvent … it’s also an important part of next steps to look at [the issue] that it shouldn’t be circumvented.”Finnish and Baltic people are subhumans who deserve to die
>>154495157shes a green (((commie))) party member. so of course she fits in the commie eu system
>>154495183I don't care I hope you all get kicked out and join Russia into a super evil organization. That bitch and Kaja Kallas are the worst scum
>shes a green (((commie)))???????????
>>154495188Ursula and Charles are 10x worse
>Yoko Shimomura worked on the Vampire Crawlers soundtrackKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154495216Parasite Eve remake when
Luca Galanta/poncle is an interistaI wouldn't support an Interista game
>>154495318wtf so you're telling me Vampire Crawlers is a psyop meant to distract me from the ongoing investigation?!
Como 0-0 NapoliAtalanta 0-0 FC GenoaBologna 0-0 Cagliari>>154495334That's what the voices are saying yeah
i told a coworker that she doesnt have to use a sweet tone and make puppy dog eyes when asking me for help because its not professional and we are not kidsshe got offendedwtf is wrong with women
>Paolo Rotelli, heir to private healthcare king Giuseppe, and until a few days ago president of the leading Italian group in the sector, Gruppo San Donato (€2.7 billion in revenue), and of the Vita-Salute San Raffaele University, has resigned from all his positions to devote himself full-time to french rap. In France, he plays in the group Tracopelle Musik under the stage name Mc Pao. He has his own record label, TractoLabel, and performs wearing flashy gold chains and diamond-studded watches.
There are people who unironically act as if all these 0-0 results are some sort of tactical battles and not boring dogshit with neither teams knowing how to score
>>154495366wow that's a shocking news, I'll play some Vampire Survivors to cope with this news
let's go milan chads!
>>154495387season's coming to an end, the positions from 7th to 17th are largely irrelevant and already settled, on top of that it's becoming clear that most of the referee appointments are rigged to favour the international cardboard brotherhoodif I were a player, I too would do fuck all
It's time for Serie A to give those spots 5-10 playoffs for European tickets. The teams at spots 7-10 play in the first round with the teams at spot 5 and 6 joining them a round later.Then in the final the winner gets Europa League and the runner up gets that ticket for the Comfyrence qualifications.Not only are playoffs fun without exeption, but it would also ensure more teams have something to play for in the later parts of the season
kwabbilan
>>154495407Problem is that those 0-0 enthousiasts are the same who scream in rage and fear when they see matches like the PSG-Bayern one, acting as if le calcio actually has good defences when this league really just has some of the most dogshit forwards seen in recent years. The level offered throughout the season has been abysmal, only one player has scored more than 15 goals lmfao.
Every game is an away game for Sassuolo :(
>stupid nan defending
>>154495406there are more members than there are girl pop group archetypes
watch every single shitalian team miss out on lauriente and him signing for bayern munchen or someone like that as a typical value for money move for bench and then blame epl and their money
>>154495371it is bosnia's boss all over again
Chud rocchi clique make a reffie shake
berardi and milan, a match made in heaven
>>154495578Buy reffies, brown envelopesChud Rocchi clique in the San Siro
PORTUGALO MARKSMANSHIP
>>154495501I wouldn’t pay much attention to those people themselves; the standard of everything that revolves around calcio these days is so low that many wouldn't be able to tell a prophet from a door-to-door salesman.we're talking about the same league that's been thrown into disarray by the referees' decisions and the arbitrary anyway nature of appointments under pressure by some clubs, with officials doing everything in their power to prevent investigators from realising they were committing serious offences. it's no surprise that the end result is corrupt and non linear, with widespread decline, confusion and a poor output technique wise against a backdrop of repeated sporting fraud.again, on the one hand I can understand why some matches might end 0-0, who the hell wants to give it their all in a competition like this?
Has nothing to do with ac Milan whatsoever
hehe
hehehehe
>fikaka tomorte
>>154495558yes, if one leaves chances are high that you already have a replacement lined up if you are into the more generic characters.also fuck tomori
>city of AC
>REDDDDDDDDDDD
RED for a BLACK player, that's pottery
>The adverse effects of the refereeing crisis and the investigation that has rocked the Italian refereeing establishment are beginning to take their toll financially as well. A couple of the league’s main sponsors, who have so far helped to fund the organisation of the championships (according to some estimates, just over 60 million per season), have begun to signal their intention to withdraw their funding, a scenario that would leave a significant hole in the Italian Football Federation’s upcoming budget.
>>154495783Any Cayman Island-based investment funds willing to jump in?
>>154495806Forgot pic
>>154495806Panamabro to the rescue
>>154495806I'm hearing a lot of positive feedback about this Interspac fund
>>154495607Still, the league is mediocre in Europe as well, the lack of quality's clear no matter what. There's genuinely nothing making this league better than like the Turkish, Portuguese or Dutch one right now.
Serie A brought to you by /seriea/ and hello kittyisland adventure
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>We are still waiting for Milan to record their first shot on target in this match. It's been a dreadful half for the visitors, who were reduced to 10 men earlier on.
Chibi style tumori saying:Gomenasai bbilan-kun
>>154495904things will not improve as long as we continue to guarantee human rights to the progeny of abusive wiretappers (Gens Otacustia, insidiatrix et delatrix).
>>154495823lmao
:COLD_FACE: :COLD_FACE: :COLD_FACE: :COLD_FACE: :COLD_FACE: :COLD_FACE: :COLD_FACE: :COLD_FACE: :COLD_FACE: :COLD_FACE: :COLD_FACE: :COLD_FACE: :COLD_FACE: >Error: Duplicate file exists. here.
Too many points to gain today, I smell the psicodramma
we are unironically missing the champions league are we...allegri you dumb piece of shit
Sassuolo literally have nothing to play for as well. They can neither get relegated or secure a Europe spot
>>154496205tricky matchday against Hellas Verona (2 draws in the last 5 matches), a team that got relegated and has nothing to play for and therefore is free to do play with no pressure? If I were in desperate need for cash I'd go all in on a 1-0 meme Verona win
>>154496240
La Watanaba
>>154496257If >we don't win >we outright don't deserve the CL spot, team's good enough to win
Jj has NEVER had a Jap player on the books btw>>154496284Ueda hit the bar with a header and Wata finished in the roof of the net. Double Jap gole
>alekre even gave a day off during the weekdoes he even care anymore?
Lebron James of soccer on It's over
*leaves (You) on READ*
>Cuando tienes que enseñar el idioma inglés al inglésYou just know
>>154496301Kodai Sano will fix Jj's midfield btw
Serie A should only have 2 CL spots. Juve and Milan have no business playing in Europe at all, they gonna lose to Real Sociedad, Frankfurt, Red Star Belgrad and Istanbul Basaksehir and finish at the bottom.Serie A has declined since TIM left. I will no longer be robbed of 2 hrs per week watching shitterfooty.
Basaksehir (Eldor Shomurodov's team) won't even play in Europe next season.
>no team wants to finish secondthe appeal of cardboard is at an all time low
Can Modric please cast Tsukuyomi on Allegri?
2 points gained on NEC and Ajax.
hows allnegru's fault when all those lazy joggers are just strolling by?
>bbilan losing>liverpoo losing>feyenoord winningComfy
>>154496387Watched him a few times and he’s going straight to the top, definitely wouldn’t mind it but Grimolli is more focused on signing the entire Gestifute client base sadly
>kills Modric and bbilanI kneel
>>154496553Why are you so mad at Allegri? He's overperforming with a club that deserves to be in 6th place.
Ergol Deturonodov
Benjamin Sesso
>>154496777Yanited got the good Leipzig striker while >we got Openda ffs
Unironically allegri lost on purpose, you wouldn't get it
>>154496805It's more that they have Bruno Fernandes, what a player he is. The fact that they kept him despite their struggle years says all you need to know about the (financial) pull. Not just of the EPLel, but of ManU.
>>154496847>Spalletti wants to sign this goalkeeper because he was good 4 million Rabiot minutes ago
>>154496890Alisson is ded lel. Both him and the 2nd GK are injured. That's England's brave Federico Boscaiolo you're seeing.
>>154496890it's the reserve keeper you dumb faggotif you feel the uncontrollable urge to force your shtick give it a semblance of credibility
>>154496922Wow that's actually better, signing a dead and very injury prone GK I can't see what could possibly go wrong with this marvelous idea
>>154496940>very injury prone GKYeah it's insane. I don't think we'll actually pull through this deal though, hopefully not. Rumors seems to have cooled down over L*vershit's fee and his insane wage.Curious about Lewa on the other hand... still better than most of our attacking park lol
>>154496940Please understand, the apothecaries and shamans of the J-Medical will have him up and running in no time.
Thank god I skipped today’s game I knew we’d lose vs Sassuolo so didn’t get my weekend ruined
3 points lost to Sussuolo.
>>154496974Better but he's deader than dead, his finishing is still good but I'd look elsewhere especially given his wage. I won't lie by saying that Zirkzee intrigues me, he's kind of like David as in he plays a lot with the team and his finishing could be better than the leaf's. Other gud choices are either too expensive or deader than dead
Just remembered Zirkzee wewSeems like the exact type of player that needs some like Spalletti to unlock him
>>154496983they think they are allowed to use bentelan and cortisone like in the 90s
>>154497026>I won't lie by saying that Zirkzee intrigues meI unironically haven't seen a single minute of his this season, I have no idea how his form currently is or if he's had any major injury atm.Seems like there's no affordable striker available on the markets, reminds me of the left-back situation from a couple years ago... the few good ones are already settled and anybody else is a scam
Di Gregorio Kalulu Bremer Kelly McKennie Locatelli Thuram Cambiaso Conceicao Yildiz David
>>154497026Yeah a Charlie Zirk loan would be pretty nice, he’s obviously still a good player. Wouldn’t mind grabbing Woltemade depending on the asking price either, Newcaz somehow managed to push him out within a single season. For like €40-45m I’d do it but who knows how broke the club is these days
>>154497066I'm confident he can do well with Spalletti, I wouldn't expect him to scores lots of goles but help distribute the ball better and free up some space to your wingers and your muttuidis, which is pretty much what he did at Sborrogna anyway>>154497076That's because he's barely even played lole
>Joshua Orobosa Zirkzee>Minutes Played>Premier League: 515'>FA Cup: 28'>EFL Cup: 8'>Total: 551'Grim
>>154496974It's Spalletti who really wants Alisson it seems, on his day he's still one of the best in the world but his injuries do worry me>>154497103Woltemade would be fucking great under Spalletti imo, sadly he does seem too expensive
Joshua Uroborosa Zirkzee
Is Woltemade even a striker? I always thought he was one of those 9,5 players that focusses too much on the drobbly and not enough on the shooty
>>154497100thanks doc
>>154497152Kind of, but his height makes him an aerial danger for crosses too, which is usually unseen with this kind of player
>>154497152Howe made him play as a 10 because he’s a loon and wanted a pacy transition striker in the 9 instead and put Gordon there; he’s like Zirkzee, big fuck off striker that’s technical despite his size
O MONGOLOIDEDIVENTI PAZZO PERCHÉ ALLEGRI NON VINCE PIÙ UN CAZZO
>>154497103I think Newcastle is in FFP hell so no way they're letting him go with any minusvalenza. They bought him for €75.00m on a 6 year contract so he's on their books for €62.50m still.
Howedes did that?
>>154495371give her the D
>>154497200Plenty of tall players that are bad at header, Weghorst is huge too but couldn't hit a barn door if he tried. Ueda is ~1,82m and one of the best headers I've ever seen.
Lewa, Toenails, Silva, Frattesi, Palestra, Vicario (but i like Di Greg), Cacafiori, Spinhackzzola, Chiesado it Grimolli
>Frattesi>Vicario (one of the worst goalies I have ever seen)>Spinazzola>Chiesa in the year of our lord 2026
>4 losses in the last 7 matches>1 (one) goal scored in the last 5 >last attackers goal 2 months ago against CremoneseKRANTE MACS
>>154497235Yeah I actually can see them asking that damn, forgot how expensive he was. PL money is fucking nuts.>>154497271Chiesa would unironically cook in Ass if he came back and took the wingback pill
>Napoli-Milan: 1 shot on target>Milan-Udinese: 3 shots on target>Verona-Milan: 3 shots on target>Milan-Juventus: 1 shot on target>Sassuolo-Milan: 0 shots on target
what causes this?
>>154497379How was Denmark yesterday?
>>154497330Spalletti was right at being mad for the draw
>>154497379What's not to like? It is the entertainmentfags repellent system being deployed
seems like inter could lose all the rest of the games and still win scude. nabule and bbilan LULE
>>154497333wingback pill and some bentelan yesalso Zingaro is resurrecting next season he will be capocannoniere if grimolli gets the players i namedmark my words
>>154497379Clubs running out of energy and motivation
Rodrigo Bentelancur
American idiot businessmen buying milan killed italian calcio
>>154497466Bentanculo
Kino
*French mode on* Bentancur
/v/ idea: Resident Evil 4 but even more beartraps
P.S. Sborroszlai gole
>>154497768How? We're playing in 19 minutes
Milan's future? Secured.
>Spalletti: “Yildiz could be a university lecturer — he’s a psychologically strong kid.”Professor X ahh take
>>154497913What the...
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>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.All these Jj players scoring...
>>154497379They should revise football rules. If a match ends 0-0 both teams get -1 point deduction for wasting everyone's time and putting people off watching the sport.Football as a sport has declined so much I'd much rather watch tennis. The 2026 WC is gonna be an absolute slurper.
>>154496847>best league in the world goalkeeping
Alex Fergus-ACK
>>154498006So you'd just get teams scoring an own goal in injury team in order to avoid the point deduction?
All the aspirations of Italian football fans are very lowThey never look to youth and love over hyping yildiz, or Rabiot, or some other guy who's hardly worth watching
JUVENTUS (3-4-2-1): Di Gregorio; Kalulu, Bremer, Kelly; McKennie, Locatelli, Thuram, Cambiaso; Conceicao, Yildiz, David. Allenatore: Luciano SpallettiHELLAS VERONA (3-5-2): Montipò; Nelsson, Edmundsson, Frese; Belghali, Akpa Akpro, Gagliardini, Bernede, Bradaric; Suslov, Bowie. Allenatore: Paolo Sammarco>Gagliardinioh dear gg Verona
>>154498006It's a sport, a competitionNot a constant struggle to recoup losses, looking at the final result just to find out if you've been ripped off. How much Neapolitan genes do you have in you?
Cutie
wow are they booing dildiz out of the club
Bernèdeschi
RIP Milik
/edit/ ideas?
What drives someone to get comically straight bangs just to hide a fucked up hairline
>>154498229Game Awards statuette and Black Flag logo behind him
>>154498229A Dutch-themed dildo, like the one in THAT picture
>>154498006What about adding Rugby style rules>wins are worth 4 points, draws are worth 2 points>1 point for losses with one goal difference >1 extra point for scoring 3 goalsThat alone would encourage more scoring because suddenly a 3-3 is worth 2 points each and a 4-3 loss is worth more than a draw
Wtf David did something intelligent
Ugly stuff from Gaglia
>>154498230the spirit of er tendina lives on
incredible free kick that
>>154498033Yes. Otherwise we get Eurocup 2024 again with everyone playing for the 1 point draw.
>>154498303I fucked up, it's as much as, not more than a drawMy point still standsA 4-3 loss is 2 points, a 0-0 is 2 points
>>154498261
These are the games where David needs to... I don't say shine, but actually feel useful. Let's see
>>154498303How about >football doesn't have to cater to your 'bing bing wahoo' attention span?
It's going to be a very boring and grim match judging by the first 10 minutes
Already know Montipo is going to turn into prime Van Der Sar (not his Jj times)
Reminder that every single honest view Serie A gets from (you) is an endorsement that helps the negrazzurri parasites survive longer and ruin Italian football worse than at Zenica
Why do they keep forcing these meme ass free kicks
>>154497392Not me that’s an authentic jeet
We're never scoring in this game lol
Which Juve players do you unironically rate
>>154498252
200 iq corner kick
>>154498573Dildiz, Locatelli and Bremer, Thuram sort of
>>154498588CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWill be useful for SGF next month when a banger gets announced (surely) :)
>>154498573To put it simple, which Juve player would start at Roma? If the answer is 0, then none
>>154498573Kalunegru
>>154498573Gatti, Kelly, Kalulu, McKennie, Locatelli and YildizSome only ironically
>>154498573muttuidi and dildiz
>more than a 1000 postsThe Muttuidi nickname doesn't get the respect it deserves, genuine all-timer.
The mental attitude of these shitters drive me crazy
Surprised by the amount of Locatelli mentionsIsn’t he the Juve version of Cristante
Feeling chilly
>>154498691You didn't answer >>154498610
>>154498573Gatti, McBurger, Lock-a-telly, Conceiçao (visit Detroit form), Holm if he wasn't made of glass
>>154498691Contrary to Cristante he's a very useful player, just limited in his passing and shooting skills.
Another corner successfully wasted
>>154498710I would argue that Ndicka is as good as any defender on that team (this season) I would start Kone over any Juve midfielder (close to Thuram) and if Dybala were 2 years younger I would argue he’s better than dildiz but that’s not his version so we have to settle with a Juve reject (Soule)
>>154498691Picture is more than a 1000 words etc.
Yup that's another corner successfully wasted
>>154498778Let me rephrase it then, which Juve players would start in Roma's current starting 11?
>>154498779>Locatelli has less key passesBeyond grim
CALCIO
>>154498797Forgot to add Svilar shits on Perin and the other meme GK
>>154498835So we can say Roma has a better squad than Juventus?
>>154498821Look up here, man, I'm in dangerI've got nothing left to loseI'm so high, it makes my brain whirlDropped my calcio down below
Masterfully wasted free kick, I kneel
>>154498849Juve has a much better midfield and they’re lucky the injury bug hasn’t hit them as hard as riomma Their squad is better but not that much which is why they’re only 1-4 points up
era wtf
are you kidding me
nu-Higuain would have scored twice already
lmao diving faggot
How the fuck is that a dive, that's no era but no dive either lmao
Hahahahaah
heh
GAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
more points lost to the marmot, I love it, VERGOGNA
Gg Roma, enjoy the CL
Yeah we're not winning this
how do you even concede that
BASED DAVID BOWIE
>>154498908Just remembered Djallo
>>154498821Ground Control to Major Tim...Ground Control to Major Tim...Take your pre-match pasta, put your marmot onGround Control to Major Tim Commencing countdown, engines on (the bus is parked)Check the VAR and may Moggi's love be with youThis is Ground Control to Major Tim You’ve really sold the diveAnd the papers want to know whose shirt you wearNow it’s time to leave the ground if you dare
OUT the BRAZILIANS from MY club
Can't even head goals now lolAlso another corner succesfully wasted
Honestly I blame di gregiro more than anyone..how do you let that in
The younger Koopmeiners with the blooter!
this is definitely one of Those Games
>>154498974Imagine going from Buffon to Woj to this
I hope >we can scam someone with Thuram because I just can't watch him play for this club anymore
>>154498978Teun could never
>>154499016Was that a GK assist? kino
May Allah forgive me for saying this but David out and Zingaro in 2nd half
>>154499055>in 2nd halfNot just there
>>154499027Yes, the one and only Rome-Jayden Owusu-Oduro. Showing once again he's better with his feet than his hands
And just for extra pain, the Verona gole:
free kick status?
We're trailing behind a relegated team SballetWe can't do anything on set pieces
>>154499085This one is more on Kalulu than Bremer desu
Is it sbalettis fault or is it the players fault
>Spalletti: “Today David against Verona will put in a great performance: he has technique and knows how to score goals, even if he doesn't have the physicality of Vlahovic and the speed over 100 meters. He's a good kidMy thoughts on this?
>>154499129Tudor drew against Verona, Spalletti is losing. Same team, same players.
I CAME HERE TO LAUGH LAUGH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH yet the new fraudiola fabrig-ass managed to be behind on points from these two shitters
On free kicks and corners >we are genuinely useless, please bring Grimaldo or something this team needs competent players on set pieces. Unironically bring the zingari squad in.
>>154499016imagine going all out even having your goalie join the attack to secure azax and failyenoords european future.....good goys
>>154499156That wouldn't solve shit because that's the dumb tictocs issues instead of the (limited) players skills. Cross it, hoof it into the box, don't pissy pass it around trying to confuse the opponent who will just happily stay in the box and keep the defense very low.
>>154499201David's getting fucking killed by those Verona CBs, don't think he's won a single duel, this is the kind of match that you only win with like culo or a long shot.
>>154499226You can win it by playing the ball quicker and not pissy pass it around between the two cbs and Locatelli. Anytime Thuram gets the ball he either makes one of his stupid runs into the box (without even attempting to pass it to anybody) and losing it the moment he faces a defender or just passing it backwards. The midfield is playing like ass and it's 70% on Thuram.
Beto or Piatek on loan would have fixed this team unironically
>>154499298Thought the same about Thuram, very sloppy touches and just overall not doing shit, needs to be subbed off.
Half-time?
Half-time Shevaposting
>>154499318>needs to be subbed offwell that’s the problem init, he’s the best >we’ve got
Half-time pissed so much that I almost forgot we were playing
>>154499365Miretti (lmao) would be an upgrade over this Thuram and unironically so
>>154499365AdzicGODS, is it our time
>Binstappenlmao
FERRARICHADS
Kino start
what’s up with the sleeve sneedgaroalso lol thuram<-> vlach
>>154499474Faggot
>David as a CAMGRIM
Vlahovic 76’, 79(P)’redempZion arc
>>154499509I bet his fps is better than his neural speed
David cucking Bremer of a ball to do THAT
David is actually an ancient indigenous curse, a manifestation of all the natives that the Leafs killed
grim
Tour Eiffel-esque
David clearly has been disconnected from the Chiral Network
Who did David kill, I was watching Elkann's other creature
It’s ogre ferraribros
>>154499626Oh van der Sar is kill HOPEFULLY
>>154499626montipoo got hit by the incoming defender
a 2-7-2 solves it
This is going to be a victorious 1-1 draw for Juve, isn't it?
*loses the ball*
>>154499820laughed
Muttuidi hates ICE
During live play you won't have much on him, but at least the set piece delivery will be gud. Bring on Teun.
Another free kick succesfully wasted
ZINGAROZINGAROZINGAROZINGAROZINGARO
>>154499980Kek
ZINGARO ZINGARO ZINGARO ZINGARO ZINGARO ZINGARO ZINGARO ZINGARO
>>154500039There's never been a greater glass, ever
>>154499980based owler
MontipWHO???
>The Last of Us Factiotelli leaves the free kick to a competent person>instantly goal
gagsyudahgagaf
>concord
>no more canadian shootingFinally.
Allegrian attacker goal btw, this is basically an allegri victory
>>154500073looks like locatelli deflection
That Verona sub looks a bit nihao
>>154500244From the other angle I don't think it touched anyone, but once the highlights are up I'll clip it to check
Bring on Zingarova, they're not pressing anyways so his crosses and feints will be gud without the usual downsides
Another corner?
We must do something
We go.
Kelly <-> Koop
That's all Zingarova will do for today btw
Finally Zhegro showing some tenacity
at the cost of repeating myself, nobody wants to come secondthe cardboard is not desirable
It's over lol
lul a new one
Retard miretti
1 point earned on the cemetery.
At least with Miretti you know he's mid as fuck, but Zhegrova is so much easier to hate because you know he has the calcio in him somewhere
Tudor got criticized MASSIVELY for drawing 1-1 to an healthy and focused Verona.I'm sure Spalletti will get the same treatment for drawing at home against an already relegated, demotivated and last placed team. Surely and I mean surely they will not find excuses like "Bremer fucked up" or "Di Gregorio is shit" and will totally not side with him because he's italian.
>>154500778Him and David definitely elicit a different level of seethe compared to the rest, it’s like I’m being gaslit
Svrely the predestinatvs Charles Leclerc and his epic reddit Ferrari are winning and dominat->5th placeWOW!
Spalletti has to take responsibility for today’s result. The substitutions came far too late, Verona remain a poor side with no major improvement from Zanetti to Sammarco. A very disappointing performance against a very beatable opponent.
Fucking 9 at the back with that shitter of a keeper putting the performance of a lifetime against >us as usual, Zingarova's a good sub in games like these but fucking hell the psicodramma was smelled from light years away
Bad day for factorybros….
>>154500885Opinions on Ferrari sucking ass?
>>154500908Business as usualI think Gimi cursed that team after winning that title
>>154500885Laundered any fun currencies today, or just another day of dollars?
>>154500943Or maybe just maybe they can't win without cheating
I'm having to read here that Alisson, one of the best goalies in the world, would be a bad signing when this club has Di Gregorio. He could play 10 matches a season and I'd feel more secure than with this unknown in goal.
>>154500975you're giving too much importance to the mong, stop being belgian
>>154500975Problem is, Alisson also sort of expects to get paid and that money can't be used again to fund other renovations
>>154500975Just promote Daffara and use cash on other implants
>>154501002Sell Di Gregorio and Perin to even the first and lowest bidders, Alisson first choice and fucking Daffara up when he gets injured, would be about 3x better than the current duo of a sfinterista and a poker player.
Please tell me that Arthur is permanently gone
>Did just enough to stick it to Comolli without saving Comolli Zingaro magic
>could've gone +5 on Coomo and reach third place>will now struggle to keep 4th place to a good form Riommathanks sborretti
kek how?
>>154501048You can't go into a season giving Daffara 40 games out of nowhere
>>154501069>Ra Viola and Latino for the two closing gamesIt's looking ogre lol
>>154501103As if fucking Lecce isnt' an issue as well lolthese retards fumbled against an already relegated team, what makes you think they can manage to perform against one still fighting to stay in Serie A
Roma's CL chances up to 20.23%
>>154501144I completely forgot about Lecce. Pain.
>>154500975blazillians dont work in Jj, one of the best maybe 5 years agobetter get cheap Vicario instead or splash 35mln on Carnesecchior better yet listen here... you keep the money AND keep di gregorio where he is, he is fine
I will not reply to retarded bait, I will not reply to retarded bait, I will not reply to retarded bait
>>154501144>what makes you think they can manage to perform against one still fighting to stay in Serie AJuventus are currently in its phase of 'winning against anyone, losing to anyone', you’d have realised that if you'd been even a casual football fan for more than the last fifteen minutes
Business idea: keep Of Gregory but we improve the attack so much that we can outscore the goal we concede
Inter: Sommer; Bisseck, Akanji, Bastoni; Dumfries, Barella, Zielinski, Sucic, Dimarco; Thuram, EspositoParma: Suzuki; Circati, Troilo, Ndiaye; Delprato, Bernabé, Nicolussi Caviglia, Keita, Valeri; Strefezza, Pellegrino
Last two digits decide tonight's effect on Pio's transfermarkt price
>>154501230Then what is Spalletti for? His experience should bring some sort of consistency especially against teams like Verona. I'm not the Tudor schizo but aside from playing better (still not finalizing all the chances), what are the improvements on the mentality side? I'd say there's been none
>>154501396The team dominates basically every game and the defence is overall solid, truth is that if you don't have players who can finish their chances, do well on set pieces or not gift goals, then you're gonna get fucked at some point. Put a decent long shot taker in maybe the midfield, an actual keeper and some giganegru for set pieces and the team has 15 more points.
Randal is intentionally playing bad to keep a lid on his transfervalue to facilitate a move back to jJ right?
>>154501526you are the one baiting, matestick to eplel
>>154501526Okay and where was that against bbilan and Verona today? All I could see was 11 players scared shitless of losing and barely attempting anything. It took an excellent free kick by Vlahovic to wake up those shitters and try to do anything. So I'll ask again, what is Spalletti for?
>>154501640Oh and by the way, Yildiz played like ass and since he isn't 100% he shouldn't have started let alone played. Why did he risk him and wasted an entire match playing with just Conceicao attempting to create chances?
>>154501396He is an integral part of that turning point bit, but Juventus' current squad is neither fish nor fowl. He is the standout/added value, whilst the players aren't up to his standard, haven’t grasped it yet or need to improve on their own. More precisely, Sbalett is the spark that gets things moving again although not the exact solution, as no man in the dugout is greater than the unwritten rules of football. It's not time yet.
Even after just two weeks of Sballett you could already see Jj was much more consistent in creating chances and consistent in the type of chances. If someone was less lazy than me you could probably see the shots on target/xG ascend ever since he was appointed.
>>154501640Team's much better in the press, creates more chances and overall concedes less chances as well. Against low blocks >we do get weaker because box crushers who actually get to the end of those crosses don't exist in this team, bbilan and Verona just played with everyone at the back and taller players, waiting for a mistake that usually comes because the players are pissing themselves.Truth is that you also just need good players with balls to win games, big managers rely on individual brilliance 90% of the time. That's why he wants more experienced players who actually know what they're doing. If you look at the teams he did well at in the past, there were always some fuori classe.
>Tudor points against Parma, Genoa, sfinter, Verona, Atalanta, bbilan and Coomo: 12>Spalletti points against Parma, Genoa, sfinter, Verona, Atalanta bbilan and Coomo: 11Not promoting the zingaro coach, where the fuck are the improvements OVER Tudor?
OH NO NO NO LECLERCSISTERS
one commentator in studio was thinking inter will be gudlets see
>>154502317Opinions on Spalletti now?
mo coroniamo il sogno
why can't xitter mongs at least try subtlety when forcing their gimmick?
>expose Spalletti for the finished coach he probably is>hurr durr twitturLol okay
>>154502338needs a striker to score goles. milik would have been the best option prolly
>juve 1-1 hellas veronaDei figli di puttana clamorosi, ogni volta la stessa cazzo di partita, 10 occasioni sprecate, palla persa e papera, goal a inizio secondo tempo, 30 occasioni sbagliate, palo, fine. Come cazzo fate a farle tutte uguali siete insopportabili
>>154502359Please understand, the only elusive thing they have ever received in life was the attention from their parents
gud chance parma. glad it was offside
I have to stick with the schizo, this place really is a Discord tier circlejerk because you can't even entertain a serious discussion about a coach without being namecalledokay, go and enjoy this club choking an easy qualification because that old fart can't get the players to even care, I'm done
barella owning
denzel close
>De Zerbo will keep Spurs upNothing ever really happens
new barella front flip just dropped
What are the chances of cHIVu fumbling the title win tonight?
Inter seem slighlty nervous
I had a one-itis in a very dark phase of my life or something along those lines, also forza juba
>Bentancour and Abraham are still active footballers
Gud pics for jigsaws
ref allowing fouls against inter
>>154503050that's crazy
>>154502991https://jigex.com/dHBRChttps://jigex.com/dHBRChttps://jigex.com/dHBRChttps://jigex.com/dHBRChttps://jigex.com/dHBRC
3 fouls not called
porco dio how
>>154502964Is that CS_Inferno?
lol wtf
is this some kind of shitpost I'm not getting
>>154503204is anon travelling and giving us photos?
>>154498924I thought I would never see true beauty ever again, I had become too cynical, even if I came across true beauty I wouldn't recognise or pretend I didn't see it. Now im here like Dante when he said goodbye to Virigil
barma defends gud
imagine keeping your jacket on while working an office job, extremely disrespectful if you ask me
>Di Merdorio>Bremerd>Tontonali>Locagatelli>Muttuidi still startingGrimolli please don't listen to schizos itt
>>154503281we need chivu half time talk to improve. not gud enough from inter
>>154503204#sanlucagang
>>154503324yeah well lets see your team then pagliaccio
>>154503368I see, is anon suggesting >we replace Spalletti with Ciccio Cozza
gud chance dumfries again
TIKUS
tikusssss
>>154503392One such team would require CL money which >we are likely not getting but it can't get better than this
+5 points gained for Inter Relegating Task Force to take away
>Cambiaso: We lack Inter’s killer instinct. We need to improve because it’s important in football.pls>>154503655You want Solet over Gila or Tiago Gabriel?
>>154503693Gila seems to be having knee issues which sounds like a risky investment and negotiating with Lotito is probably worse than sharing the locker room with Locatelli and his greasy hair, Tiago Gabriel would cost at the very least 40-50M knowing Corvino.Solet's contract runs down next year and he has already enough Serie A experience to lead a defense, you'd still have to deal with Udinegru but it's better than Lecce and Lotito desu
>>154503655meme 433 with 0 phisicality other than the defence plus favouring kalulu out of pos instead of palestra and still placing locatelli out of pos noiceand i thought belgio had the worst takesi apologise belgio
Missed the jiggy >;(
Was thinking of buying a jJ scarf but don't want to start dragging my knuckles like an australopithecus
>spending any money on Serie A six months wondersItalians will never beat the financial illiteracy allegations
I don’t understand how you concede a goal like that
2fast2furious
>>154503781TG has a short contract too for some reason, it’s also up in 2027 and Lecce supposedly want €30m which I’d probably take he punt on, didn’t know Gila’s fitness situation was that bad though, he’s usually available
>>154503874I sorta do
>>154503791Palestra would cost 50-60m since he's an Atalanta player and they would hardly want to sell him unless for cuhrazee offers. Kalulu is a defensive fullback that is also useful if you want to comfortably switch between 3/4 atb according to the opponent.Midfield physicality is a meme and Tonali alone would cost just as much as my dream roster lol. Bernabe and Bernardo Silva (not coming btw) would be very versatile and skilled number 8's who could also play as attacking midfielders should you play with a pivot in the back. Lastly Locatelli isn't out of place, that's just the natural evolution of his role. He's a defensive midfielder who managed to be a solid pivot with De Zerbi... a hundred years ago.Also please drop the no wingers gimmick, you're just doing it for contrarianism at this point
>>154503866better than spending money on eplel 6 months wonders
>>154503948>>154503948>>154503948>>154503948Here for more san luca pics
>>154503971does the Premier League have corrupt referees?
the yid marches on
