TONIGHT: >FLYERS @ CANES - 8 PM EST Last time >>154471126
My canesies \(^o^)/
>LAFFS
flyers will win
What's this? Shannon has finally developed sympathy for the Oilers? I must be dreaming. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkYyZkejoGk
poor slovakia
SCAAAAAAAAAR4-0 sweden :)
R A N D Y
Only one /hoc/ poster still has a perfect bracket
>>154481906Is this the first time we win both U18 and U20 in the same year? I have a feeling it is because we always get silver in U20.
SWEDISH GOLD :D
>>154481912Every /hoc/ poster is perfect in my eyes
lol yinzer trash
>>154481904we don't care about this mickey mouse tournament
only shit teams today
Surely we don't fiasko kollaps this...
oh nej nej kollaps kommer
Junior hockey... Why are they always so braindead?
Oh my god...
>>154481930Thanks but I failed 235 for 5 reps today :(
>>154481939Maybe you shouldn't have wished my Oilers a first-round exit then.
>>154481933yep, just quit
Slovaks taking some moronic shots
Nurse ghosted the media lmao
>>154482054Our goalie is rattled. Makes sense to just try to slap them in.
My penguins ):
sweden wins :)our future is so good its insane
>>154482025...but soilers are shit.
>>154482077they're built for alberta
>>154482077HEJA
>>154482025You think I'm stupid enough to waste one of my wishes on that?
The teams that are out are shit.
>get eliminated from the playoffs>get suspended KWAB>Boston’s Charlie McAvoy has been offered an in-person hearing for slashing Buffalo’s Zach Benson. Date and time TBD
>>154481933At least one of your own became a champion today.
Finally some good news for our hockey youth this year. With all the obvious happening in the country I have been worried it would hurt our hockey culture so bad it would end up never recovering.
>I HAD A BR-BROKEN FOOT, I SWEAR!
>>154482154straight to the locker room for him
hating just to hatenigga posts like a woman
If McDavid demanded a trade, where would he most likely want to go?
>>154482235panthers
>>154482168good guy, shame he never cracked nhl
OUR frosties :)
>McShit
Drop the puck, it’s gahme dayWe watch powar plhays, big hits, glove sahvesTake the ice, hear the roar of the crowdCome ahn flyers make us prawhd
who's most likely to have a melty in the 2nd rd?
>>154482235Any cup contender, likely outside of Canada. I am sure he wants a change of scenery this time around if he does ask for a trade. Stars, Avs, Canes. Joining Panthers would be more cucked than even Marchand.
>>154482264He's only 25. Might get another shot. Players come here to develop and become better and almost everyone do become better. And Fridgeman said that he belonged in the NHL during the Olympics. He has another year on the contract with us so I hope he stays another year and becomes even better.
>>154482235It's pittsburgh or nothing
>>154482324The guy who posts "softpusy" and the guy who posts "mild" now that they're going to play against each other.
just got back from trying japanese curry for the first time.fucking delicious 10/10, my taste buds have changed
>>154482077thought world juniors was on christmas desu
samir lost and is paki kwabtrb lost and got raped kwab dilly lost and has no milly kwab
>>154482350i wish him luck. just checked his numbers in the ploffs for the year and they're really good playing on the 4th line. congrats on both titles, shl and u18 :(
Today I am standing with the Flyersbros, git those Canes outta here!
>>154482439He's mostly been playing on the "2nd" line, in the sense that we have 1-4 lines. We've been a 4 line team where everybody play the same way.
>>154482420aw hell yeah
>>154481862Well, when of them gets a chance to play for a gary's cup appearance.Go Canes!
>>154482439You guys keep on improving every year. I believe soon you will be a powerhouse, Slovakbro.
>>154482522The milder version of this has orange peel which made it a pleasant surprise even though I normally prefer spicy, both were nice.
>marner scored more goals that game than in all game 5's and 7's as a laff combinedIncredible
I'm sorry, /hoc/, but you've taken a step back.
kneel yt boi
>>154482154hotheads need to cool off
>>154481236no i was too busy but i'm glad that KooKoo won! :D
>>154482682future looks Swedish
>>154482420You ever tried Vermont curry?
>Oilers have scoring ability up and down the lines>lack defensive and goaltending capability>Senators have structured defense and stable goaltending>lack natural scoring and rush abilitiesIts natural, Tkachuk and Cousins and a 2nd for McDavid. Make it happen Staios
>only one game 7, and gary had to make the call to even get that onenot impressed
>laffs Mats + Wendy's manager presser on MondayThe Shanaplan is dead, long live the Plandin
>>154482845are the laffs really gonna hire must suckdeez?
Flyers in 5
>>154482781>vermontwe DON'T talk about that place and the dumb sluts that lived there when they had to move back in with their parents
>>154482892Get real. Canes sweep.
>no leafs>no mcdavid>no broonsi have no one else to laugh at :(
>>154482438TrueTrueTrue
>>154482951Comcast promised Gary a lucrative deal if the Flyers make it to the finals.
>>154482966>i have no one else to laugh at :(we are waiting to laugh at montreal because of >1993
>>154482142/hoc/ needs to focus on the teams that remain
>>154482892Canes in 8
I'm drinking beer.
>>154483101Canadian beer is piss trash
>>154483101I'm not drinking so my tolerance gets reset
>>154483116
F L A M E SLAMES
>>154483151L U R EURE
W I NINT H EEHEC U PU P
>>154483146I'm not drinking because alcohol is absolute poison for my cut.
I'm about to drink a buzzball at work.
>>154483116>the american thinks he can speak about good beer
>NA
nigga be drinking a biere kwab
>>154483222>workISHYGDDT
lets be honest - we all miss him and the playoffs feel empty without him
Just pulled this and I'm a wings fan
>>154483249It's dead but I'm stuck here for 3 more hours.
>>154483333based if true
>>154483333Nice pull! Upvoted for visibility.
It wasn't just tonight. Outside of game 3 Utah didnt have a great series.Utah got exposed all series on board battles and puck control, specifically blind passes to fucking no one in the slot or along the blue line.Add that to a poor PP and bad conditioning causing even more sloppiness in long games and you have a recipe for a lost series.Utah has a bright future and this experience will help them in the coming years when the Stars and Avs start to implode, but the writing was on the wall the whole series.
>second round game happening before the first round is finishedyucky
>redditor an expert on conditioning
I do not root for Vegas, but Marner winning the cup with them in his first year would be so funny
>>154483333ill give you three dolla
>>154483469This has happened before
>>154482610We used to be
>>154483588doesn't mean it's not yucky
>>154481862My boy loves to draw.
Laffs
>>154483710awesome drawing
>>154483538the Toronto media chasing out a bright star who goes on to win in the first year with his new team? Many such cases...
>>154483538* flush it down *
>>154483710>my boygive him back, Jamal
>>154483744>laffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srlunJrlLKU
>>154483710Why is he drawing a hemorrhoidal anus? What are you doing to him?
>>154483744
ducks vs knights should be fun
>>154483844>change the ad break to an objectively very bad song called "She Shoots, She Scores" by one of the worst players in the league>playoff overtime>she actually scores
cope he owns 61 wendys
>>154483903quack quack
knights are going to rape them. they're basically a worse utah.
>>154483969coldplay...
if my sabres win the cup im gonna ask out my hot asian coworker
>>154483985coldplay sucks kwab
>>154483903Why do both teams jerseys look like a palette from bathtub diarrhea girl?
>>154484003>my real advantage is playing 1v3 heroball and getting kwab'd at the blue line
>>154483744this nigga got a free cup with Vegas lol
>>154484028turn your monitor on
>>154483985elit post
In Sweden we call u18 - tiny crownsu21 - junior crownssenior team - three crowns
>>154482682congrats swefrensthe rest of the thread doesnt care, but this is a major accomplishment for your country
>>154484127I'd expect some german autism like one crown two crown three crown
WHY does the game start at 8pm?? Its the only game on Sunday. Start at fucking 5pmDoes anyone have images depicting Gary and violence? Bless you Gary but sometimes you test me and get me worked upITS A SCHOOL NIGHT GARY
>>154484216whos the unc on the right
>>154484216gary has a west coast bias
I’m conflicted because on one hand we are a second year team making playoffs for the first time, but on the other I do agree we should’ve done better the last few games and we definitely weren’t playing our best hockey. The team is young though and I think going forward this will help the younger guys know what to expect going forward which can only be a good thing.
>>154484237Foligno
>>154484195three crowns has been our symbol since at least the 1200s
>second round starting before the first round even endswhat is this bush league bullshit lmfao
>>154484314yeah I learned about gustav getting a musketball to the facekwab go flames
>>154484216based
>>154484216the game on sunday starts 6 est retard
>>154484335i really, really like this gimmick
>starts the 3nd round before the 1st round completesGary, you magnificent bastard
honestly forgot how much I hate French Canadians I'm glad this series has reignited that hatred
it's up
oilers would have won if McDavid didn't suffer a foot fracture from Nurse falling on it.
>>154484446zach galifianakis should wear these in hangover 4
>>154484408good.
>Rnd 2 starts tonight>Rind 1 end tomorrow
>>154484454They need to sign Doctor and trade Nurse
>rags
the hells doctor
>>154484496Gary is a fag
>>154484529That would explain all the ecstasy and boner pills and the boxes of Heated Rivalry Blu-ray box sets
>>154483730He looks like a Jewish infiltrator who's in Toronto to sabotage the Leafs desu
You autists need more meds. Play games immediately. No days off even.
>the second of May>it's Chapter One of Commissioner Gary's Round 1/Round 2 frottage
>scoreless draw in Wilkes-Barre Township
my canesies don't play for another two hours...
Nurse, Jarry, Jack Campbells Buyout, and Frederic account for 21% of the Oilers cap.That’s a mediocre 2nd pairing dman, a 4th liner, a buyout and a future buyout.They’re in the core of their window to contend and they have 1/5th of the cap locked up in that. For another 2-7 seasons.They paid a 2nd AND an NHL defenseman … to pick up an older goalie with more term and money with worse stats in every conceivable category over basically any timeframe.I was lucky in life but not so lucky as to be able to fail upward like some GMs seem to consistently do…
>>154484874Horses are the priority today.
>>154484874well, there's still hockey on, and you're lazy if you're not watching any of it
what time is first pitch?
>scoreless draw in Muskegon
>>154484911>welfare queen trb calling anyone else lazycmtsu
>>154484911>try to watch ahl in the usual spot>it doesn't embed, it's just a broken linkMy griffies are doing good, too
>>154482235>will want to be out of the west to avoid making it seem like he's on some revenge tour against EDM>probably wants to play closer to home but TOR are even worse than EDM and facing a decade long teardown/rebuild>obviously conscious of his legacy and understands winning a cup in canada is worth 10 bandwagoning onto some sunbelt teamunironically montreal
>>154484968could you narrow that down a little
>>154484985he should narrow down his size 39 waist instead kwarb
>>154484874hope they lose desu
>>154484958Just uninstall/reinstall the browser, lad, I know it's a pain in the ass to reload all the links and stuff, but it's the only fix >just print out a shot of the password manager and you should be set
>>154485022oh, and print of your extensions
>>154484893oilers fans squealing that they need to dump nurse lmao that nigga ain't going anywhere
>>154482334>cup contender>starslol
>scoreless in PA>most dangerous in MI
>>154485022Not sure it'll help since it's done this on every device I've used
>>154485214well, that's the best advice I can give you without calling tech support, but I've never had any success with tech support ever since they all went A.I. specific and fired the actual brains in the office
Sad!
>the township of Wilkes-Barre/Scranton
>Hasb or Tampon Gays will have to go through Sabres nextRIP
>>154485446what a chud
https://youtu.be/r0tw_iFBVlU
Maybe a touch overblown, but if we're moving on from Rico, it makes sense to permanently move him to 3C, unless we manage to keep Dickinson.Savoie - Davo - HymanPodz - Drai - KapiNuge - Dickinson - RosloFredi - Sami - DachLooks like a pretty good forward corps if we keep it. How the fuck did they lose to the shitty ducks?
ya just had a steak and a baked potato with an ice cold beer finna hack a dart and relax
>>154485417Who will be the first Jeet superstar hockey player?
knights rule
>that guy just compared himself to a Nazi sympathizer for enjoying a nice, relaxing smoke and taking it easy
>>154485716who will make it to the top first a somalian swede or a jeet leaf?
>>154485716Zayne Parekh
>>154485724hell yeah
>>154485724they serve actually
keep your /hoc/ finn free
>>154485795
>>154485716Caleb Malhotra
>Let Your /hoc/ Finn FlyLive a little, lads...
>>154485746Never met a Zoomalian, so I would bet on the latter
The degenerate gamblers like hurricants.
>>154485862lol
>>154485716Pucksdeep Singh
>>154485648Allied propaganda was racist against hideki tojo, very problematic imo
>round 1 finished>no /hoc/ anons been to games yetgrim
>>154485882Well, this guy saw through the Bull Shit
>>154485618>shitty ducksThey're a big, fast, talented team with a HOF coach plus an assistant coach who knows Edmonton's roster very well. Young and inexperienced too, but their young guys didn't look intimidated at all by the Oilers or the playoff atmosphere. Ducks aren't a serious contender right now but they will be in another year or two.
>>154485795no milly
>>154485916this guy is retarded
Does anyone know what service will be streaming the game? No clue with ABC.
>>154485982ABC
>>154485954kings are a "trying way too hard" pick, every other series besides maybe first round canes-sens was close enough to a coin flip to just do whatever imo
These jockeys are manletter than Cole Caufield.
>>154485954his bracket is doing better than mine :(
>>154483538vegas won't sniff the finals this year. and even if they did, marner would find a way to make a low-effort or bone-headed play to cost the team.
>>154486045oh no no no
>>154486058still boiling huh kek
>>154485938reminds me of dilly
>>154485954the retarded this was thinking 4 series would go to 7 games.
itt: the retarded vs the raped
>scoreless easy league draws
shoutout to the guy in last place with the "Our Sennies :)" bracket he or she has only 58 possible points remaining, out of a total possible points of I think 404 or so
>>154486177>29%
shannon thinks the knights will win!
>>154486158They say your own worst enemy is yourself
The Mild should beat the Avs (Hughes, Faber, Boldy vs Makar and Mack should be Olympics finale 2.0) but Winlessota has a history of choking. I'd still bet on the Mild tbf.
>>154486177KWAB
Imagine if Spencer knight played for the knights
still think the book is under valuing the wild and the public money is heavily on the avs. wild to win the series @ 2.85 definitely worth a rip if you wont mind waiting 2 weeks to see how it turns out. maybe wait until after game 1 and get it at like 3.50+ if they lose game 1. the presidents trophy curse will get the avs here.
>>154486253insanely enough, copey is in 4th
>>154486211
>scoreless draws
>>154486323meanwhile bud is tied for 53rd. knights once again carrying the broship
>Panthers owner bet on Golden TempoGary's rigging knows no bounds He is unstoppable
>the lonely fisher's village of Adirondack
>>154485916olympic tourist
Madison's goalie is pretty good. I wonder if my wingies are watching him
>>154486393Obessed
>>154486509you guys already have Augustine coming up. Leave some for the rest of us.
Mcdavid>we took a step back this seasonDraisitl>we are trending in the wrong directionStan Bowman>zi don't think the roster is going to look much different next season. We'll see.KEK. KWAB EVEN.
>>154486484from last to firstGary's magnets work everywhere
>>154486544somehow every shekel gets drawn in
>>154486509he's going to UND
>>154486543Maybe it’s because mcdavid has played 288 games of hockey in two years.
>>154486543They gotta fire that nigga, but who could they possible get in his place
>>154486484Wall Street Vinny or Zion Cifu?
post canes flyers only game on today
>>154486522>laffs
Playing McDrai 30 minutes a game isn't sustainable, build a real team, Bowman, you clown.
>McMeme eliminated>Crosbitch eliminated>Rantameme eliminatedIs this the GOAT first round?
>>154486573It doesn't even matter who the GM is. The UFA market is bare so Edmonton won't find any difference makers there. Edmonton hardly has any assets to offer in a trade. Maybe they can make a trade for Hellebuyck if Winnipeg decides it's time to rebuild.
>most dangerous lead
>>154486537>selected 193rd by TampaNever mind, they need all the help they can get with Vasy aging like this
How about the coach is a KNOB. Ever consider that, retards?
>>154486669Yes, I have
Ouch
>>154486323true bud i don't look like that btw
>>154486697Oilers would’ve traded him anyway. They need help now not some guy that might be good in 5 years.
>>>true bud i don't look like that btwjoin the club
half an hour to go
>>154486697he's still swedish though
>>154486697Meanwhile skinner got them to two cup finals
>>154486783Damn i better find a movie to watch or game to play
get your Puck Vision Goggles dialed in, /hoc/
>>154486608it's good. it would've only been better if that faggot mackinnon got bounced too
>>154486810*Pickard
i don't enjoy the thread when rapey is posting and for this reason: im out
>>154486826what games have you been playing lately buddy?
>>154486855Who?
she is in attendance.
>>154486871The guy who won them multiple series when their started had to be pulled
tage thompson's sister, paige thompson
>>154486877someone get emily a fucken wig already jesus christ
>>154486895tage thompson's gardener, sage thompson
Hey, Alexa, whose bracket is currently in first place in the hoc official hoc bracket 2026?
>>154486870Nothing. I finished Injustice 2 a couple weeks back and took a break from games. Now I have nothing to play. I tried to get into mortal kombat 11 but I'm just not feeling it, I'd rather play IJ2. Just playing my daily DOA5 before bed time. Thanks for asking.
>>154486916Tage Thompson's supernatural advisor Mage Thompson.
No one asked me but I’m playing Mewgenics :)
>>154486941
Oh I also played Shadow Warrior 3 that game was cool but it was like 6 hours long.
flyersdance!
>>154486937Tage Thompson's painter, Beige Thompson
>>154486937tage thompson's cuckolded brother, cage thompson
>>154486941You can play game you want in this thread as long as you have fun bro
>>154486975Tage Thompson's ghost writer, Paige Thompson
>>154486935i'm not a fighting game guy but i know a few guys that like guilty gear, have you played that? one of them told me a new invincible fighting game just came out too
for me it was anons garfield kartrace game from a few months ago we lost all updates f
>>154486987Tage Thompson's pressure sensor, Gauge Thompson.
>>154486929pwhl gf knows puck desu
Tage Thompson's stink poo, Mitch Marner
going to the bar to have a beer and whiskey see ya'll later
>>154487024I only play DOA really. IJ2 was 5 bucks and turned out to be fun. I play a lot of genres. I've heard of those other fighting games but I don't like the anime/invincible ip.
>>154487057bring me back a beer and whiskeyand some cotton candy
