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(presented by Woodford Reserve)

How to watch: https://www.kentuckyderby.com/derby-at-home/watch/
Live odds: https://www.kentuckyderby.com/wager/live-odds/
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first for my goat
SMARTY JONES
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For me, it’s Renegade
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Who’s ready for the KENTUCKY DAAAAHHHHBBBYYYY?!
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hors
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is /ourguy/ Baffert back
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When do they fight
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For me, it's So Happy.
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This or /horse/?
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>>154484804
/horseknuck/ needs to be a sport
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god damn seminole injuns don't do horseracing on their betting app
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Mike E SMITH
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>>154484807
>doing it for his dead wife
based honestly
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So Happy's trainer's wife died?
A little on the nose, eh?
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where is haru urara? dont see it in the lineup
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>Ferdinand mentioned

speaking of JP and US horse racing crossovers.....
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Is an horse a athlete?
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Cam on Wonder Dean, make your gramps proud!
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CAM ON WONDER DEAN I GOT MONEY ON YOU
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>>154484852
watching from the great grass plains in the sky
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>>154484815
/horse/ is already at the bump limit
someone make a new /horse/ after the derby
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I don't know any of these horses except Wonder Dean
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>>154484886
OUR HEROES!!!!!!!
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Just tuned in. How bad has the uma posting been today?
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>>154484886
>not knowing bourbon
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>>154484880
/sp/ is so dead now even that over bump limit /horse/ will last a week anyway
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>>154484886
ENTER
OUR HEROES
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>>154484897
they played it on stream while there was a break between races
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These /v/, /vg/, /sp/ crossovers are interesting, I always like them, such an unlikely combo lol, you never see these for the 4CCup
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>>154484897
/vm/a is here
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Emerging Market.

So Happy, Renegade, and Wonder Dean also look good. But Danon Bourbon makes me want to try bourbon yogurt.
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>>154484835
STEINAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>154484897
YT chat is a cesspool
threads have been (mostly) behaved
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DANCHOOOOOOOOO RECRUIT HERE WHILE YOU CAN
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>>154484886
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfef8mPnNpTIybi0WUCdSoM7b_pVHoepP
A horse nerd, who is an actual horse nerd, and knows american horses too, not just japanese horses like uma musume fans have a whole series on each runner.
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elite tipster here
put a cheeky 20 on incredibolt
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FOR ME AND (You)
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Anons, who should be in my trifecta bet? I got So happy, emerging market and wonder dean at the moment
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>>154484947
Oh I follow that guy, he knows his shit. I think hes also a commentator
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>you could say that humans and horses have had a pretty good run together
heh
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>thomas haden church
did winston churchill ever attend the derby?
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DAHBY
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who else's dad is/was a pure degen horse bettor
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>>154484872
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>>154484987
former boss for me. i'm not 100% sure but i think it was a big part of why his wife left him
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This race has been ran since the 1800s right?
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>>154484987
tell him to give us a tip fast
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who am I betting on lads
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>>154484987
great grandpa
my uncle works with horses too
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>>154484997
subtract 152 from 2026
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slap a cheeky tenner on litmus test and potente because baffertwinslol
chief wallabee is the smart money tho
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THE SUN SHINES BRIGHT IN THE OLD KENTUCKY HOME
'TIS SUMMER, THE DARKIES ARE GAY
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>>154484997
Yeppers, since the 1870s
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>>154484997
You can search it up in DuckDuckGo faster than waiting for 4chan to answer for you lazy boy.
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>>154485006
INCREDIBOLT
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>>154485011
>1874
are the twin spires klan hoods?
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I still think about those millions of umas who were gunned down in the WW1 of their world
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40 mins left right?
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>>154484987
My dad was a horse.
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Betting the house on wonder dean.
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>>154485016
y-yeppers?...
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>>154485014
I look like this and say that.
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I'M OLD SOUTH
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>>154485026
Umas were not active combatants they were stuck to intelligence and logistic roles
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A horse bit my arm last week. Was a fiesty cunt. Running around biting other horses asses.
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>>154485034
UMA. THERES AN UMA HERE
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>>154485026
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>renegade
oh mama im in fear for my life from the long horsedick of the law
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Renegade is in gate 1 and no one has won on that gate in 40 years. For all intents and purposes, scratch him out in your mind
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>litmus test
First tranny horse?
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>>154485034
Uma hooves typed this
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So does the future of horseracing hang on anime girls for the foreseeable future?
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>>154485063
Hot, desu.
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Why do americans fucking HATE TurfCHADS?
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seems that in order to be a real life toreina-san you have to be a nepobaby
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>>154485053
if your arm wasnt in a horses ass that wouldnt have happened
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>>154485064
Why does gate # matter?
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>>154485065
>tranny litmus test
>doesn't pass
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>>154485074
Yeppers
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>>154485053
why didn't you tame him
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>go Litmus Test!
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>>154485034
L O N D O N
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For me, it's collecting $500+ on my $20 bet on Incredibolt in a little bit.

Man this fat bitch is struggling walking in this dirt.
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YUP YUP
OUR HERO SO HAPPY
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>>154485087
Easier chance to get blocked = can’t spurt and run at full speed
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>>154485074
Yes
>>154485080
Not that they do, rather their dirt racecourses were developed and used much earlier than the turf ones so the dirt races have more prestige. Europeans and the Japanese are the main turf runners but the Breeders Cup turf races are still very prestigeous.
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WONDER DEAN MENTIONED
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KMR SPOTTED
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>>154485074
Ayup
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>voice cracks with the "thank you"
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>>154485034
Was?
Is he a tube of Elmer's now?
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>>154485092
Wasn't mine to tame. I smacked the fuck out of him when he bit me and he snickered and ran off.
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LOOK AT THAT BIG BASTARD
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>big bitch out of breath walking
ngmi
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Jesus Christ that horse is massive
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>>154485074
Pretty much.
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WHAT A HUGE ASS NEIGHA
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man i love being plowed by black cock...
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>Great white
>hes black

racist ass niggas ong frfr
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AKEBONO MOGGED
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>go to twinspires
>Access Denied
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>Great White
>Is black
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>this horse is 17 and a quarter hands long
oh nononono another nonmetric measurement
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This is my first time watching a horse race
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>>154485074
Si
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M O G G E D
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>>154485142
we know, rajesh
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>>154485152
1 hand = 4 inches
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27 minutes before the DAAAAHHHHHHBBBYYYY
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>>154485169
4 inches is a lot tho
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Imagine if Great White cared about soccer
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I WANNA SEE THE RACE
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>27min
can I cook dinner before that
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What skills or attributes, other than being small, do jockeys bring to the table? Like what craftsmanship do they have. I'm sure it's something, I just don't know shit about horse racing.
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There is a saying the luckiest horse wins the japanese dahby. Is there something like that for this dahby?
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wtf why are all the jockeys mexican kek
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>>154485124
Yes.
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>>154485169
should've called that a penis not a hand
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>>154485091
>>154485111
>>154485121
>>154485121
>>154485135
>>154485159
Is this sustainable?
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>>154485169
I've never bothered to measure it but I guess this is how I found out I'm 5". Not bad.
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>coverage will resume shortly
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who's the quirkiest western horse?
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>>154485148
Every gamba website is filled to the brim
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>>154485191
i wonder if they could just teach the horses to run jockeyless nowadays. it would stop peta having a melty over them being whipped
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>>154485212
For about 1 or 2 years
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>>154485169
>4 inches
Sir I think you mean 6 inches
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Friendly reminder this track ends on a straightway, invest in end closers.
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Lots of vtubers this year restreaming it, uma musume sure was more popular than i thought.
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>>154485221
Pit slut
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Someone post the odds. Bourbon been climbing
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>>154485191
well they need the skill to stay on top of an animal running 40mph but they control the strategy of when to push or when to hold back. maneuvering left to right. those sorts of things
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>>154485203
A jockey needs to be small and lightweight
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>surrounded by dicklets
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>>154485235
which vtubers?
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>>154485191
Jockeys inform the horse when to spurt, where to go, and how to keep pace. When they see openings, they guide their horse through them. Jockeys are less important if a horse has good racing sense, but if a horse is retarded a jockey is vital to actually getting the win
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>>154485216
Do you really want a trickle of Geico and Ram trucks ads?
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ALRIGHT IT'S TIME
LOCK IN
WHO YOU GOT?
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>>154485252
They should use cute hapas as jockeys, viewership would skyrocket
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>>154485226
I don't think so. There are horses that need a signal from the jockey to stay in position or speed up, some will just give up because they are meek and don't want to fight over the lead in a pack (or are even scared of being in the pack)
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I don't know how many anons have been around horses, but they are some of the dumbest fucking animals on earth.
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>>154485280
They are.
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>>154485203
tiniest people available
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>>154485271
rolling for golden tempo
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>>154485248
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these white girls are gross
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my nigga Cooper DeJean
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>>154485271
War Admiral
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>>154485203
You need an underfed, borderline malnurished munchkin to be a jockey, and in the US, that's largely hispanics because they're poor as fuck.

>>154485212
Depends on if the American racing associations can use it to get the weebs invested in American racing stories and history or if they're going to think they're too good for it and refuse to lower themselves. Looks like they're happily leaning into the former atm, but they need to get some American umas in or somehow else get actual famous American horse stories to be told in the way that CinGrey made Oguri's story interesting to the modern audience.
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>>154485271
Golden Tempo, it will be RIGGED
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>>154485280
Nah met dumber.

.t took care of many kinds of livestock, pets, wild animals etc.

Sheep are so far #1 at dumbest animal on earth, with many Birds of Prey tied for #2.
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wouldn't mind britney pissing down my throat tbqhwy
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honse
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>>154485271
Commandment got this, trust.
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SKELETONS
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>muh first woman to do x
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>>154485252
surely it can't be that ba
>one of the greatest flat jockeys is only 5'8 (173 cm)
Well fuck
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Goddamn can I watch anything that doesn't have foid, nigger, or 3rd world storylines injected into it.
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this cracka is named after orange soda
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could any animal beat a horse in this race? say i put a zebra, moose, rhino, antelope, ostrich etc in this race would they beat a horse?
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>>154485307
Their best bet could be doing something like another version of Umamusume but with American raised and trained horses instead, since the main focus of Uma is Japanese raised or Japanese trained horses.
The only horse they licensed that wasnt born or raised in Japan was Montjeu.
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>>154485280
I live in the city. I wish horses were the dumbest animals I deal with.
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BRING EM HOME DEAN
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>>154485318
>Birds of Prey
aren't owls supposed to be like functionally braindead
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>>154484591
further ado has my vote. not betting though.
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>>154485341
I've seen an alpaca run pretty fast.
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>>154485329
One of them were talking about how he's at his ideal weight of 126lbs.
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>>154485318
Well, I hope your livestock skills are fruitful because your reading comprehension is terrible anon.
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Which accels work in this track bros.
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hmmm..
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>>154485345
just get a bunch of southern hot blondes and dress them like goldship (or the western equivalents). easy promotion.
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>>154485330
you're more annoying than they are. who gives a fuck, get real problems
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>No one think the japs can win
Its over
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>>154485367
now do any random english football match
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>>154485367
that happens more during the british races
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Wonder Dean, Ganbare!
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>>154485330
yeah. stuff from the 20th century.
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Who's your pick/?
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>>154485367
British roses should simply get into horses, simple as
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>>154485371
Whatever you say, pajeet.
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I believe in wonder dean. He may have low experience with US dirt, but he’s the wild card pick. I am not coping because I bet on him
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>>154485367
now try the Ascot
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>>154485345
They have Casino Drive in the newest scenario who was American born and raced, only moving to JP to breed, but the problem with just making their own Uma is you're never going to get people to move to your knockoff with how gachas work and the sunk cost, plus Cygames may be jews, but they're a known quantity when it comes to gacha.
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What are you doing here instead lf grinding fans?
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>>154485371
my main real problem at the moment is your mom giving me toothy blowjobs.
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>>154485409
Fuck off chrono
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>>154485391
horses should get into british roses more like it
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>>154485367
>Thought for 5s
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>>154485396
>everything pisses me off!!! that makes me cool on the internet!!!
hurrrrr
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>>154485348
Yeah. Which is funny how they're often considered to be wise entities in writings.
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>>154485389
BOLT

>>154485409
no grinding until auto mode comes out simple as
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>>154485401
Off-brand/Copyright free designs can be popular if they are good like Obey Your Master or Tony Bianca, the issue is that Cygames tries to avoid doing these sorts of things unless its absolutely necessary, like Kitasan getting a bootleg Duramente in her races since they didnt license her design by then.
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Theyre so fucking short holy shit
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Is it sunny or cloudy? I see shadows.
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So many ESL Condors Pasas.....
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kek the jap jockey mogged all the hispanics
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I forget the jockeys are so fucking short
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Sometimes I forgot that jockeys are manlets so there's less weight on the horses
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is there really a tranny flag horse
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those outfits can't be comfy, right?
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Why are there so many Beaner jockeys? I thought white people loved horses.
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>>154485203
not mexican, puerto rican
>what's the difference
there isn't one lololol
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>mexican name
>Mexican name
>Mexican name
>Japanese name
>MIKE SMITH
>Japanese name
>Mexican name
Audibly laughed
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>that one jockey from Florida
Based.
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>>154485452
why not have women jockeys they weigh even less
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>>154485452
that's like the most notable thing about jockeys
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>>154485409
Go back Chrono, Haruten is today
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>>154485456
You want to be short and not very heavy as a jockey
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>>154485456
Its easier to get a short jockey if they are Cuban/Puerto Rican/Venezuelan/Mexican than if they are white.
>>154485463
I found it pretty insane how Hernandez, with that name, looked really white.
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I got Danon Bourbon. What are my chances?
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Paddock time. Keep a close eye.
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Incredibolt chudding out
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>>154485456
only the most malnourished whites are short and thin enough to be jockeys
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>>154485454
No, it is designed for function.
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>>154485479
His odds keep climbing, it would be a great upset
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>>154485431
Yea, but the official Breeder's Cup scenario, which really takes on some fucking hilarious connotations if you think about it in Uma, shows that Cygames is growing less allergic to reaching out to overseas organizations and they're seemingly willing to play ball with Cygames so you don't need to do knockoff Umas and can just have the real one outside of a couple of crotchey autists, which is equally a problem in JP.
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>>154485479
Odds seem to put him at 5th-6th favourite
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>>154485493
Oh
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>>154485463
yeah and Mike Smith is definitely hispanic too i have a theory his real name is Gaudalajara Garcia or something and he's just really good at faking an american accent, and hes technically illegal and hiding his immigration status.
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The japanese interviews are funnier.
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>>154485482
thats why hes gonna win
hes fed up with all this woke npc slop and is gonna sperg out and hit his ult mid race
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great fucking white
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>>154485469
Strength-to-weight but it's also a bit of a "only tall guys can play basketball" thing 3 decades after Muggsy Bogues btfo out of half the league.
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>>154485226
it would actually be more dangerous, the jockeys keep them from running into each other and having accidents
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>>154485479
is this a real flavor?
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>>154485256
Currently watching this dork
https://www.twitch.tv/lululasso

I saw other 2 horse vtubers.
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God I hope great white wins, that'd be so fucking funny.
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What does the winning horse receive?
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WITH THE POWER OF THIS SUPER LUCKY 7 DANON BOURBON WINS AND THE UMA HAS BIG TITS AND IS VERY SLUTTY
ALSO, THE PERSON ABOVE AND BELOW ME ARE BRICKED
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>>154485341
a pronghorn antelope probably could. those guys combine speed and stamina.
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>>154485522
To be fair, he's a grey horse, he'll become a Great White in a few years.
Grey horses have Michael Jackson skin.
>>154485527
A big scarf and a picture.
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EMERGING MARKET BRING IT HOME BUDDY
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>>154485529
7 and my trifecta wins so I win 69k
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>>154485527
Getting his cock milked for the rest of his days.
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>>154485522
That hors is fucking MASSIVE dude how does he not injure himself running
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>>154485527
a bushel of carrots and a spa trip
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>>154485527
Not getting glue'd
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>>154485543
how do I become an horse
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>>154485527
any three star uma of his choice and gets to freely insult jannies for life
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>>154485527
He gets to sing
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>>154485527
a billion female horses to breed, or vice versa
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>>154485551
ywnbah
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Every time they show Great White, my girlfriend has to use the bathroom? Why?
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where are the deep voice jockeys
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How inbred are these horses?
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>>154485527
UMAPYOI
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>>154485559
Its over
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>>154485559
BGWC is too strong
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>>154485567
It's a secretariat descendant family reunion
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>>154485558
fuck...
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>>154485469
>female jockey
There's one from bongland
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>>154485559
just needed to piss :)
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>>154485527
He gets a guaranteed career as a future gigolo. Seems like the NBC KD feed doesn't have as many "PLEASE FUCK MY HORSE" ads as other feeds.
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>>154485522
they were patting the horsey down and it made a cute face, i like that one too
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>>154485567
All but one horse are related, and it’s not the Japanese horses
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the spring tenno sho is in 8 hours btw
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eclipse first the rest nowhere
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I'm analyzing, my eyes are scouting for potential frauds at any moment.
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>>154485551
Become a athlete.
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>>154485469
there are women jockeys, just not many. it's a gruelling job at times. getting up at 4 AM every day to get into the barn then start the first exercise rides by 6 AM at the latest, for shit pay. meh.

>>154485456
white people dominate pretty much all the other equestrian disciplines.
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>>154485551
it's an expensive surgery with lifelong hormone treatments but you can get a hippoplasty
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>>154485589
It's a feed for normal people, the NYRA feed is full of those and they're fucking hilarious with all the hype shots they do of the dumb fucking animal in his stall
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>"This is the pinnacle, this is the Kentucky Derby"
I just fucking cringed
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here's the horses with their connections and parentage
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>>154485567
All modern thoroughbred racehorses share their bloodline with 12 foundational sires, all of them have at the very least 0.01% of the blood of one of them.
Most American racehorses have Secretariat blood in them one way or another.
Most Japanese racehorses have Sunday Silence or Northern Taste as their great grandad.
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>>154485469
Various reasons.
The big one according to many trainers (not just horses): Women tend to be terrible at reading animals and controlling their emotions.
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ordered 2 big macs, 2 mcChickens, 20 piece mcnuggets, large fries, large Dr Pepper and a chocolate shake only to realize it doesn't start for another hour so I'll have to order again later
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Which one of these horses would have the cutest anime girl version in Umamusume
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for me its further adu
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Robusta bros, wwa?
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ENTER
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>>154485616
entries for ants
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>>154485621
why are you ordering food for 4 people?
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>>154485622
Great White would be large and clumsy for gap moe
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Take my power Wonder Dean \o/
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>>154485621
Erm, it is starting in 10 mins
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>>154485621
Nice light snack spechud
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How many today /sp/?
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>>154485638
Spechud posters reflect the Uma's eating habits, like Oguri posters.
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>>154485611
what if i want to swim with the dolphins
the soft and gentle dolphins
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TU DURU TUTU TUTU TUTU TU TOOOO... DU DU TURUTUT DU DU DU TU TU TU DUU DUUUUU...
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LET'S GO SO HAPPY
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>>154485621
Spechud please...
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>>154485551
Join FA.
I am open for commissions.
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TIME TO RACE
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>>154485622
wonder dean will just be Acute but zoomer
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>It's that time of year where Anons pretend to care about horseracing again
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ITS FUCKING TIME
GIVE WONDER DEAN YOUR ENERGY
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>>154485640
I hope she would have massive boobies
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>31st year as the official bugler
What a king
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bugle, now it's racing time
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>>154484591
>all the people are gay
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What if the horses started running wild at the sound of the cavalry charge?
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DAAAAAAHHHHHHHBBBYYYYYYYYYY
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>>154485672
She's a big girl
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Why are they doing the winning live before the uma wins?
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DARKIES STATUS?
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best state anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsQj46swDvI
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>shakos for a formal non-marching event
disgusting
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>>154485668
Only degens care any other time. Prove me wrong.
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PLEASE RISE
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>>154485615
You should probably not watch things that upset you, you stupid bitch
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I N C R E D I B O L T
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>>154485669
Let's go Wonder Dean!
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Never been, but I would imagine going to the Derby is something that you'd be psyched up for, but when it's all over and you get back home you're like fuck I spent a lot of money and it wasn't even that fun.
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>>154485683
For me
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NO GET THAT FACE PAINT OFF NOOOOOO
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LET'S GO WONDER DEAN
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She WON btw
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>>154485668
i don't pretend to care. i just like shitposting
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Let’s go Chief Wallaby
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They still sing that racist slave owner house song?
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>>154485668
But it's different this time around
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Retard jannies banned me for posting about horses and famous track athletes. Nice try faggots. Commandment winning.
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I N C R E D I B O L T
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Which uma would live in a house made of doors in Kentucky?
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>>154485698
It's fun to wine and dine
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>>154485698
from the people i've met you either have to be insanely rich or hooked up with a corporate suite to enjoy it. all the other sections blow, especially if the weather is bad
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>>154485706
Good. Fuck them darkies
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Bros, how do I get a horse to have sex with me?
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>>154485527
not getting sold off into a kill pen and off to slaughter in mexico. and a few extra carrots i'd guess. :D
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THE SUN SHINES BRIGHT IN THE OLD KENTUCKY HOME,
'TIS SUMMER, THE DARKIES ARE GAY,
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Booba
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>>154485621
Thats a fairly small amount of McDonald for an average sized person I'd say?
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TRANS HORSE
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>>154485706
hell fucking yeah
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How's Kentucky as a state? Sounds like a lovely place
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Dahhhhhbyyy time
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kek that grey one is a fucking turbomanlet

pony tier
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>no tom durkin

I miss him
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that jap jockey looked cute. did anybody catch her name?
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Danica Patrick showed me her asshole at the 2014 Kentucky Derby.
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GO SASHIT
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>>154485729
Be a white woman with rich parents
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>>154485698
They go home, throw their Temu costumes in the garbage, and have sex with their airhead gfs. We wouldn't get it.
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LET'S GO TRAINER DIE SOO KEE
LET'S GO WONDER DEEEEEAAAANNNNN
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>>154485748
it is god awful. parts of lexington are decent but the rest is hell on earth
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>>154485748
there's a house made entirely out of doors
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>>154485758
>her
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>>154485748
all i know about it is everyone there fucks their cousin and their basketball team always chokes
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DANON BOURBON LISTEN TO ME
WIN AND I DRAW BOURBON PAIZURI
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Why the horses teio stepping
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Which horse has the biggest one?
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>>154485782
DO IT ANYWAYS YOU HOMO
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im from kentucky AMA
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>>154485791
the biggest what, sweetie?
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>>154485739
literally owned by george soros
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>>154485763
STILL TONY BTW EVEN IF THE FAVOURITE HORSE BREAKS ITS LEG MID RACE
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>>154485527
Unlimited sex until death
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>>154485621
>Spechud is murican
I mean that should have been obvious but still funny
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What are the huge horses riding beside the ones that are going to be racing?
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>>154485794
How does it feel to live in a house made of doors?
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Can anyone tell me who I'm suppose to root for?
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>>154485799
Horse
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last place gets Mr. Hands'd
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>>154485791
GREAT WHITE
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>>154485794
How's the state? You like it there?
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>>154485794
do you ever go up to the land between the lakes?
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>>154485810
WONDER DEAN
JUST 4 MORE MONTHS FOR HER GRANDMA
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>>154485794
are you that one lcfc fan?
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kek why does mike smith look more indio than the other ones
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>>154485544
You now remember Big Brown circa 2008
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>>154485748
>>154485775
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>>154485791
Great White had a BWC
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>>154485748
I got lost and ended up there when you still had to use maps, there was a shopping cart emporium, make of that what you will
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>>154485810
Wonder Dean and Danon Bourbon so we get gibs
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>>154485802
Mark Allen is KWAB of the century now
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>>154485810
Chief Wallabe if you want to win.
Great White for the memes
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teio step, that horse is gonna win
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>>154485191
>>154485226
Jockeys are like coaches. If a horse runs without a jockey, which does happen from time to time when the jockey falls off while leaving the gate, the horse will have no racing strategy, and they often take wrong turns and run off the track.

>>154485212
Once an anime franchise gets this established, it stays established. Although horse racing will be lead by the traditional industry, this is going to be a long term market expansion.
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>>154485807
it's like when floyd mayweather has security guards
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Secretariat was born in Virginia near Richmond. Kentucky ain't shit.
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>>154485748
Thanks for the laugh anon
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>>154485774
>>154485778
What a shame to hear that
>>154485775
>>154485826
Fucking KEK
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LETS GO BARBIN
I NEED GIBS
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>>154485808
dont know what this means
>>154485816
i like it its a long state things change a lot east to west
>>154485818
ive driven over it
>>154485821
soccer is for quires
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>>154485456
Most tiny white guys become investment bankers and shit instead
>>
Grew up in Kentucky

Nuke it
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>>154485748
Absolute shithole unless you are the stereotypical innawookds /k/ dude
If you are then okay, but I am not joking
>>
how long until dahby
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>>154485851
i like the bison there
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>>154485854
This, destroy the south
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>>154485858
<1 minute
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>>154485858
4 mins pele lad
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>>154485858
5 minutes
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>>154485810
if you're a gambler, whoever you have $$$ on.
if an uma fan, wonder dean,
if you like the "feelgood heartwarming story", so happy
>>
https://youtu.be/ZkgZXeLqfHc
Thread theme
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https://poal.me/fcvytz
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lots of seething yankees itt
>>
Based Don
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>>154485828
>Great White
>Is actually grey
What did they mean by this?
>>
>160k viewers
What the fuck?
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>>154485748
Anything south of the Mason-Dixon Line sucks and you would hate it
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IT'S TIME
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USA
>USA
U-M-A
>IN U-S-A
USA
>USA
U-M-A
>IN U-S-A
USA
>USA
U-M-A
>IN U-S-A
USA
>USA
U-M-A
>IN U-S-A
USA
>USA
U-M-A
>IN U-S-A
USA
>USA
U-M-A
>IN U-S-A
USA
>USA
U-M-A
>IN U-S-A
USA
>USA
U-M-A
>IN U-S-A
USA
>USA
U-M-A
>IN U-S-A
USA
>USA
U-M-A
>IN U-S-A
USA
>USA
U-M-A
>IN U-S-A
USA
>USA
U-M-A
>IN U-S-A
USA
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>>154485851
What is a typical comfort food for you over there?
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>>154485892
He has a big white face
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I hate richfags.
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>>154485893
It's funny because official JRA streams have more viewers
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I hate Winning Ticket.
I seriously fucking hate her.
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>YOU CAN'T BUY YOUR WAY INTO HORSE RACING
what the fuck did NBC mean by this?
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ITS DTARTING
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I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD LOSE
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>>154485748
from what i've heard it's only great if you're a gigarichfag who owns some huge racehorse farm. american thoroughbred breeders won't look twice at a stallion not born and bred in kentucky.
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https://www.bloodhorse.com/horse-racing/articles/250960/report-74-equine-deaths-for-baffert-since-2000

Reminder Bob Baffert has killed dozens of horses with steroids and is running multiple horses this Derby
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>>154485892
Actual white horses are rare, they are born white or white with brown bits here and there that become white later. They have white skin and legs.
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LETS FUCKING GO
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>>154485893
Uma buff
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>>154485894
Interesting, I had never heard of that before
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>>154485892
Gray horses get whiter as they get older.
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>>154485922
did anybody forget this? the dude is a well known scumfuck
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Are we going back to /horse/ after this or is someone making a new thread, theres some big japanese race tonight or something
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>>154485904
i hate to inform you of these but the united states is very nationally homogenized
regional differences are few and far between
there will be some of my fellow americans that will respond to this with cope but thats what it is, cope
i wish we were more regionalized but we just arent anymore.
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potente has the coolest flag
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>>154485915
WAAAAAAHHHHHH TAAAIIIIISHIIIIIINNN
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UUUUUUUUWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH DAAAAAAHHHHHHHBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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I think a horse will win.
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>>154485940
new edition of /horse/ will be made
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All horse girls are mine wives
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I have to watch this on Peacock, where are you guys watching it?
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GET THESE FOIDS OUT OF MY SCREEN
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tenno sho waiting room
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>>154485621
FAT
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>t. descendant of Lincoln's War Of Northern Aggression war criminals
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>>154485963
YouTube
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>>154485957
ok lewa go bake it
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>>154485963
There is a link posted here and in /vm/a boomer san
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>>154485956
What if a jockey is flung across the finish line first?
>>154485963
On boomer cable, its also on YouTube, baka senpai
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>>154485940
I think Tenno Sho Spring comes right after, within the day? Or 48 hours?
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>>154485941
I see, I just love learning about different cultures and talking about it with people from there, especially in a country as big and culturally-rich as the US, never pass up a chance. I especially like learning about regional differences, so it's a shame to hear about homogenization
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GO DANON BOURBON
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>>154485922
>>154485937
That's why you bet on him you fucking retards. I don['t know how else to scream and shout at you. Litmus Test and/or Potente to place is literally free money.
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>>154485621
same here
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He could see the air bros
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HOLY NECKMOGGED
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>>154485961
Brother you dont want a woman that's had 1000+ lbs of meat between her legs
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>>154485987
around 7 hours from now
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>all these butts and dangly bits on my screen
Gaybros...
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>>154485922
he paid his debt to society with a 3 year suspension lol
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>>154485734
what the fuck is moviebob's problem
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>Jocks need a lad to escort them to the box

Fucking hell yank racing is a joke lmao
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>>154485987
15:40 japan time, so in 7 bings and 40 bongs from now
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The grandpa of the future winner
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>>154486001
God damn it's a busy day for hoers racing
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>>154485998
Idk, they're pretty toight
>>
LETS GO SO HAPPY
>>
>210k viewers
It's a pretty big sport
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>>154485963
Over-the-air NBC.
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>>154485941
>i hate to inform you of these but the united states is very nationally homogenized
you’re telling me people from Mississippi and people from Minnesota are equal?
>>
1. Commandment
2. Further Ado
3. Six Speed
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>>154485963
it's on broadcast air...just tune your television to your local nbc affiliate...
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>>154485989
Homogenization really only applies in the cities. Outside of major cities and suburbs there are still regional differences.
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is dirt racing a meme? like a minigame?
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I DONT HAVE DIRTSLOP FOR THE REENACTMENT RACE
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>>154485994
You can't just post feeder porn here
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>>154486015
You are simply stating falsehoods

Never met a horse girl that couldn't make 9 inches look boring
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>Great White
>Grey
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>>154486009
You're a chud
>>
future uma in this race?
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GREAT WHITE NOOOOOOOO
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NOOOOOOOO GREAT WHITE
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O NONONONO GREAT WHITE BROS
HAHAHAHHAA
>>
Uh oh first incident
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ACK
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What a fucking retarded animal lmao
>>
BACKFLIP
>>
Embarrassing horsemanship holy shit
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>>154485941
>regional differences are few and far between
never left your state, huh
>>
GREAT WHITE LIMPING
>GREAT WHITE LIMPING
GREAT WHITE LIMPING
>GREAT WHITE LIMPING
GREAT WHITE LIMPING
>GREAT WHITE LIMPING
GREAT WHITE LIMPING
>GREAT WHITE LIMPING
>>
KWABOTY

DO A FLIP
>>
Goddamn Great White is fucking massive
>>
Chief Wallabee by 3 lengths
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Great White might be way too spooked.
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SHE would solo this btw
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Great White bros...
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hores flip :DDDD
>>
chimp out
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>>154485963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3rtu7lKWiI
>>
WILD HORSE

watch them win
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>great white
>is black
>>
That horse is PISSED.
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>>154486009
I seen Japs do that too all the time
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>great white
oh no no no
>>
Great White is PISSED
>>
Great Whitebros....
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HE JUST TOSSED HIS NINGEN
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>MOOD DOWN
>>
great white got lucky. other horses break their necks upon impact.
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This is the busiest I've seen a kentucky derby thread in a while
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>YADA YADAAAAA
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>Great White out
THE FIX IS IN
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>>154486051
It's like he doesn't want to be whipped and forced to run until his heart almost explodes.
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>scratch
lel
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great white refusing to have a non white on it so sperged out

CHUD HORSE
>>
I am from ze fewchair
Chief Wallabee wins
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>great white scratch
soros literally did this
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DRAMA AT THE TRACK

ALL HORSES OUT
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>>154486054
kek it’s fucking crazy isn’t m8
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>>154486077
Japs are also a complete joke
>>
ITS OVER HES RUSHED
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Great White just told everyone to fuck off
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How do you get a job as one of the people the pushes the horse butts into the gate?
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>Tossed a fr*nchie
Based
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”””professionals”””” lmao
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>>154485989
"Typical comfort food" with emphasis on typical has gotten homogenized, but at the higher end levels of restaurants and home cooking, as well as local small shops, the old regional traditions are strong. You have to go to the right places or spend more than you'd spend on the homogenized stuff.
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>>154486059
I wanna be a big white hoss. :(
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What a fucking shame, imagine how the jockey must be feeling, I would have a melty, wouldn't you?
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feel bad for that jockey
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>MOOD DOWN: AWFUL
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what happens to bets place on great white?
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It would be retarded to race that horse, right? Disaster waiting to happen
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Lol french KWAB.
>>
THE GREATEST TRAGEDY INVOLVING GREAT WHITE EVER
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He did this in purpose to avoid wonder dean btw
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>“Great White”
>(((late scratch)))
shocker
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>>154486091
coward
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great white hope....
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>>154486119
he's already scratched
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>>154486113
Extremely embarrassing that you can't control your horse at this level
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>>154486105
the only requirement is that you have to not be sexually attracted to horses
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Great white was too alpha to run in this slop
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my girlfriend did equine husbandry for some years and got into riding, she said they “put down” a horse in front of her as a teenager with a SHOTGUN

is that realy what they do?? or was she meming me
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what a face
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>>154486086
Well, it is happening today.
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WHO DIS NIGGA ON DIS NAG?
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>>154486118
draftkings.com/refunds
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>>154486091
Nigga, do you see a whip? Those are riding crops, and they're padded as fuck, they don't hurt anymore then getting a pat on the butt
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>>154486123
kek
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>>154486105
well for starters you have to pass the no-boner test
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>>154486136
what the fuck else would they use?
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>>154486091
If you are a goated enough horse you dont need to get whipped, see T.M Opera O and Equinox.
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Will Great White's jockey be boiled for this?
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>>154486119
Yes it’s worth more in breeding
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>>154486136
Cheapest and fastest way to do it
Depends on the place
>>
GREAT WHITE LOVE
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>>154486122
JUST LIKE THAT FRAUD SOVEREIGNTY
>>
Ortiz win?
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>>154486111
Thank you for the information, it's a pleasure
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who has the best hussy?
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FLIPPING HORSES
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>>154486118
Void
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Several of these horses aint feelin it lmao
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do they also push the umamusume by the ass if they refuse to enter the starting gate?
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YADA YADA
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DAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBYYYYYYYY
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These horses are sensing something off.
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BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
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betting degen here which mass longshot is secretly winning
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AND THEY'RE OFF
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ITS FUCKING TIME
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TROUBLE IN TURN TWO
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>>154486172
this is why horses need a union
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LETS FUCKING GO YOU NIP HORSES
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>>154486136
I dated a horse girl and she said they got shot in the head
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GO WONDER DEAN
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HOLY FUARKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOO
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JP HORSES HAVE 1200 SPEED 300 STAMINA
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Danon Bourbon got it easy now
>>
seeing them literally shove a horse into the locker is kinda funny
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GOOOO WONDER DEAN GO BOURBON
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SO HAPPY AT THE WIRE
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CAM ON WONDER DEAN PROC NSM RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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ITS OVER ITS FUCKING OVER
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6 SPEED IS OWNED BY A JEET
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OH SHIT
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>>154486105
You have to really like horses. I mean really like them.
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YESSS GOLDEN TEMPO LETS FUCKING GO
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HOLY ACCELERATION
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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HOLY KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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WHOOO THE FUCK
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bro how many horses wide was this
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>
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HOLY SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Notre Dame would bootyblast this entire field
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Another dub for women
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GOLDEN TEMPO
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>>154486197
Nigga called it, gassed out in the final spurt
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>foid trainer won
worst timeline
>>
wow
>>
NOT QUITE MY TEMPO
>>
BOURBON SO CLOSE
>>
>>154486136
.50bmg is preferable to shotgun, but yeah.
>>
>over 2 minutes

Jesus christ we'd win this by 15 lengths
>>
Good close
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I'm happy for her bros
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>NSM activated
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>>154486198
It's not too late to delete this
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GOLDEN TEMPO WHOOOOOOOOOO
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that nigga was fast
>>
KEK WTF STAMINA DIFF

CHUDBROS FEMALE TRAINER SAN WON
>>
Let's go women!
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>>154486208
DANOOOOOOOON
KAGAYAKI DASHITA WATASHITACHI NARA
https://litter.catbox.moe/xx4mo9j8rdsf0nw7.mp4
>>
WOMENBROS WE DID IT
>>
RIGGED
>>
>>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FUCKING FOID
>>
Menbros....
>>
TOTAL FOID VICTORY
>>
UH MENBROS?
>>
THE GOLDEN TEMPURA
THE FOID JOCKEYESS
>>
GODDAMNIT now we have to listen to this dei bullshit im out
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I LOST TEN DOLLARS TO WOMEN
YADA YADA YADAAAAAA
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>>154485314
CALLED IT
FUCKING CALLED IT
PICK UP THAT PHONE I FUCKING CALLED IT
>>
>1st to 5th
oof
>>
RESPECT ALL WOMEN
NOW
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>>154486234
ahahaha fucking cry about it you little bitch faggot
>>
women in MY workplace?
>>
BOOBA
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>>154486136
read death of a racehorse
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>>154486262
you lost tranny
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>minus 20$
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Are we woke now?
>>
>great white scratched
>fat woman wins
jesus christ this is a humiliation ritual
>>
Sorry but it’s an *asterisk* race without Great White
>>
See you at the winning live, guys.
>>
FUCKING RIGGED
>>
DELETE TRIUMPHANT PULSE
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Front runner bros...
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what a race!
definitely no triple crown this year tho.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT GOLD GODS
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ohhh fuck off, not the fucking femoid man
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>>154485314
This chud knew
>>
>>154486256
FACKIN LARDS
>>
>>154486262
what exactly is DEI about her literally winning lmao
god you retards are fucking pathetic
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>>154486166
Ahhhhh that was close he's been great recently
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>>154486252
dammit spoke too soon
>>
ENDCLOSER GODS I KNEEL
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EIGHT BELLES MEMORIAL POST
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
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dead sport honestly
>>
MENBROS.....WE LOST
>>
Fucking END CLOSERS
>>
Fucking end closers
>>
Straightaway spurt activated
>>
the fat bitch is gonna do the umapyoi dance right?
>>
END THE END CLOSER META NOW
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>>154486277
THIS
>>
IT WAS RNG
>>
>>154486281
we have like 10 speed transmissions now, 6 were never going to be enough...
>>
>>154486275
kek
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Posting here because some anons might not being paying attention elsewhere.

And #19 Golden Tempo wins the Kentucky Derby!

9266 5704
Dirt Medium
16 slots, bring 1. Can't do 18 with this track/race.
Dirt Medium 2100m. Left. Cloudy (saw more clouds than sky) Firm. Random mood.
BRING THOSE DIRT MEDIUMS! Digital, Falcon, Condor, Oguri come to mind. Others can be mutated too.

Special note: If things overfill very quickly or another anon makes a Kentucky Derby reenactment, wouldn't be offended. Just have:
>fun
>>
>>154485280
Horses are pretty smart anonchama, they're just jumpy since they're prey animals
>>
he was fucking last on the turn
>>
BOYS CLUB IS OVER. CHUDS ETERNALLY SEETHING
>>
>>154486301
I sincerely hope not
>>
she looks like Janice from the Sopranos
>>
>NOOOOOOOOOOO BROS ITS LE FRONT RUNNER META
our response?????
>>
>>154486275
Wait until Monday.
>The game stops
>>
kek that was the goldship CM special
>>
Women won. Men lost.
>>
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

I had it on One but good fuckin race. Someones degen trifecta popped off
>>
>>154486312
The only Medium Dort horse i have is my Scorpio Digitan..
>>
>strongest frontsissy vs weakest endchad
>>
Not quite my tempo
>>
>based race
>gayboys seething
couldn't be any better
>>
Watch her be on the next cover of Sports Illustrated or some bullshit
>>
>>154486136
it's rare but it can happen. usually the track vet just euthanizes them tho.
>>
>>154486321
I've been losing more races trying to front run than anything else in trackblazer
>>
>DEI speech
BORING
WHERE IS THE WINNING LIVE
>>
>women can do anything we set our minds to
but... the horse was the one who ran?
>>
I'm glad I'm drunk right now and gforgot to bet
good job golden tempa that was impressive catch up
>>
The great white hope would've won that btw
>>
End closing on a that short of a race is fucking wild
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>>154486312
I DON'T HAVE MEDIUM DIRTERS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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that horse is gold ship with a coat of paint.
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>>154485314
>>
>>154486330
Your Oguri or El?
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>>154486346
id fuck that horse
>>
>>154486321
dirtslop
foidslop
end closerslop
>>
what a crazy run. dead last to first
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The woman did nothing, the horse did everything
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fucking awesome
>>
Deport
>>
why is nobody interviewing the horse?
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Moidsisters, we just got humilliated didn't we... foidGODs raped our stinky butts...
>>
Renegade had a tough go starting in the 1 gate. Still thought he might win it.
>>
i thought you homos liked horse girls
>>
BECAUSE OF THIS BITCH WE DON'T GET BOURBON PAIZURI ANYMORE
>>
new?
>>
Why are all the jockeys Latinx?
>>
Why are they interviewing this whale instead of the horse?
>>
ahahahaha please keep seetheposting you worthless fucking faggots, it's so delicious
>>
I won my job's betting pool. I only chose Golden Tempo because the name sounded cool.
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>>154486364
Danon Bourbon isnt related at all to Mihono, actually.
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>>154486312
Full. STARTING at :20
Feel free to join spectators!
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>>154486348
I was too slow but they would have just been B dort anyway
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>>154486360
>are you an athlete?
>>
Great race, great finish
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>>154486312
START THE RACE
>>
just once I wanna see someone go
>yeah I know they're looking up at me, proud
lel
>>
what a great race
>>
>as the tears stream down your face
Gee, thanks
>>
>>154486380
Gold horses are just too powerful.
>>
Future is female!
>>
The race filled up way too fucking fast....
>>
Where's ICE?
>>
>>154486256
love me some fat bitches
>>
>horse win
>DEI speech from trainer
>horse win, japan
>live music and performance
>>
extremely exciting win and you fags just talk about muh fat foid won im literally shaking, fuck youse
>>
>Try to learn english
lol
>>
GIRLS GET IT DONE
>>
Are there really not that many Female trainers? You always see the meme about Women that make Horses their whole personality.
>>
>>154486360
Running is like cumming for them, they're letting him simmer down.
>>154486368
Whatever group is most downtrodden in US society in large enough numbers. They all used to be black.
>>
>learn english
based
>>
The youtube comments are hilarious
>>
>bitch screaming at the horse during the interview

kek
>>
learn... english?
>>
>>154486396
hes on the fastest horse, how would they catch him
>>
>>154486401
>DEI speech
???
>>
>advice to kids in Puerto Rico
>try learn English
Based.
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>end closer
>gold in the name
>wins
>during golshi week
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Wait, puerto ricans don't know english?
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This is our sign boys, even if you start slow and things look bad there’s always a chance to come back and win
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>>154486418
Did you not hear her "girls get it done" speech
>>
They broke the glass ceiling AGAIN, how do we stop them bros?
>>
>>154486414
its so he can talk to the horse
>>
I got a Puerto Rican neighbor of mine who speaks with a thick Bronx accent
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>>154486407
They're more into jumping and training horses to do funny walks.
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>>154486360
>>
>>154486432
yes. she literally got it done. that's...not dei
>>
great white woulda won
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>>154486430
WAGMI bros :)
>>
>>154486426
And there was a horse who bucked their trainer off before the run. Gold Ship's spirit really was all over this race.
>>
>>154486368
Naturally smaller>>154486443
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>>154486426
gonna get fujin on my free goldshit roll today fuck it
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>female wins lol
Nice “sport” KWAB
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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame the RNG, we can blame DEI, we can blame Golden Tempo, we can praise Dean's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Tracen Academy, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right fucking now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next season, or Winning the L'Arc for that matter. Not running like this. What do you think, /uug/?
#umIN or #umOUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
http://hiro.asks.jp/
https://jlingz.com
https://x.com/hirox246
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
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>>154486445
No we aren't.
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God I love horse girls
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honse board?
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>>154486461
They all have sex with me and only me
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>>154486456
KEK
>>
Is the derby over? what's left?
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Congratulations to Cherie Deville
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>>154486456
EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>154486472
Tenno Sho Spring in 7 hours
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>>154486472
The last degen races
>>
"any advice to kids who want to be jockeys?"

"listen if you're a manlet.. this is the ultimate way to achieve success in life. a horse girl will throw you some pussy every now and again. if you get into a good program you can have a good career just riding an animal and pretending you're working hard while the horse does all the running and you get paid. any manlet should try to get into this career its quite good. get on ozempic if you're a chubby manlet.. have a good 10-20 years of not eating much so you can make weight and not annoy the horse too much while it does its thing. and learn english. that's pretty much it. the world is your oyster."

"Inspiring. Thank you Jose."
>>
>>154486407
you need connections to make it in the horseracing biz. especially as a trainer. with classic equestrian disciplines like dressage or show jumping you can at least solo it if you're actually talented and have enough money to go to competitions. hell, chances are that if you're any good other horse owners will beg you to show their horse for them.
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>be last
>win
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>>154486472
we go outside and talk to girls
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>>154486407
>Horse-racing driven mostly by rich white dudes, also they're mostly tall big-bodied man's men, old-boys' club-types
>To be head trainer, you have to be the person the owner trusts with his investment
>Not just some worker or admin, but the dude he can be frank with and get down to brass tax and shoot the shit and whatever
>And you also can't piss off his wife
Yeah.
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>>154486456
total /sp/ love
>>
>>154486456
I love my /v/ros so fucking much. Every time.
>>
>>154486489
NEVER GIVE UP :)
>>
>>154486368
Size. Horses carry 126 lbs with rider plus saddle.
>>
>>154486456
KEK
>>
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>Incels are mad that a large breasted milf won an award

Shaking my damn dong
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>>154486472
two no name races
and jap races in about 1 hours and 15 minutes - main race in around 6 hours and 20 minutes
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>>154486466
>currently the fastest thread on the site
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>>154486456
>>
So back to /horse/ or...
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Now what
>>
webm of great white doing a flip?
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>>154486496
I grew up on the outskirts of Louisville and worked on a horse farm with some famous horses offspring, Thundergulch being one of them.

I know Gary Stevens, who is the Michael Jordan of this sport.
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>>154486529
Wait 7 hours for the next one
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>>154486515
FAT
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>>154486472
winningf live
>>
>>154486472
The Preakness in two weeks, and then the Belmont at Saratoga about a month from now.
>>
>>154486443
No that was a bog standard DEI speech
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>>154486529
do fan runs until keiba time
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>>154486489
G O L D E N
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>>154486264
Congrats, anon. You were right.
>>
>>154486518
>Horses are fast
>Thread about horses is fast
Makes sense
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>>154486518
uma threads literally got banned from /v/ for generating too much traffic
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>>154486528
I'm going back to /vm/.
Fun thread lads, WAGMI
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>>154486530
>>
>>154486490
How do you do that?
>>
>>154486489
Imagine not being an end closer.
>>
>>154486515
this event really is a nightmare for gigachuds all things considered
>>
>>154486532
Imagine being named Thundergulch.
>>
>woman trainer
utter woke nonsense
>>
>>154486567
based clipper
why'd he do it?
>>
>>154486567
based, that horse is the class clown
>>
>>154486568
I was hoping you'd know, you're the one with a romance language
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>>154486578
One of his fowls was named Buddylove
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>>154486560
>banned from /v/ for generating too much traffic
It's crazy how they did this, I will never forgive them
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>>154486560
Prime /v/ma was such a thing to witness.
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>>154486489
Incredible
>>
>>154285375
>>154285375
>>
>>154486567
What was his fucking problem?
>>
>>154486595
>>154486578
Also Thundergulch's cum is 300 grand
>>
>>154486567
Is he gonna be ok
>>
>>154486490
we who?
>>
>>154486599
Funny thing is that's not even the fastest thread in /v/ma history.
Oh well, /vm/ is much better with it's actual moderation
>>
>>154486560
that's because the tendies and tencent paid jannies started clutching their pearls
>>
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>>154486489
sugoi
>>
>>154486594
It's a shame but I just live here, I am actually more fluent in English
>>
TOTAL KENTUCY VICOTRY
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Great race, I made some money on Renegade.
Horses are true athletes.
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>>154486407
There's a couple of good ones but not many. Linda Rice is probably the best one but she seems to be a New York-based specialist. Jena Antonucci won the Belmont and Travers two years ago.

Britney Eurton's dad, Peter, is one of the west coast's best trainers for quite some time.
>>
>>154486489
Nerf End Closers now
>>
>>154486578
>>154486595
>>154486616
All of these things are awesome.
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>>154486312
And Xoguri Cap wins the Kentucky Derby 26 by an impressive 5 lengths! Congratulations Xoguri Cap!

Can anyone stop this beast's appetite? See next time on any given dirt medium reenactment. Thanks for coming!
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>>154486489
What a goat sprint.
>>
Great White won the story.
>>
>>154486667
My fuarking queen.
>>
>>154486616
my cum is hazmat waste...
>>
why are there so many weebs in here
>>
>husband is the one who believed in her ability to train horses
so her husband is the real trainer behind the trainer. by law of inspiration transfer this is still a man's victory.
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>>154486667
>Xoguri
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>>154486496
Apparently she's part of a family of racers and not just an outfit sustained by rich guys originating from outside the sport
>>
>>154486430
>>154486489
the greatest racehorse in history owned the kentucky derby from last to first, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV4drumXbA4
>>
>>154486694
Uma Musume revived interest in horse racing.
>>
>>154486694
The Japanese made a horse racing game with anthrophomized Japanese racehorses and it got a global server this year, its a big thing.
>>
>>154486694
Uma musume
>>
>male horse runs
>female gets the credit
>>
>>154486616
imagine what secretariat’s cum would go for
>>
>>154486667
How far away from the finish line was this specific track's final spurt..
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>>154486672
>And now he's heading back home to Los Alamitos

I see today worked out very well.
>>
>brown athlete wins
>white gets the credit
>>
Wait, why are there 2 more races after the Derby?
>>
>>154486694
Weebsite
>>
>>154481010
MIGRATE
>>
>look inside
>/spa/ thread
>>
So how pissed are people that bet after the trip?
>>
oh no I missed it
>>
>>154486752
to squeeze a bit more money out of the degens who lost on the derby and want one last yolo all in

-t. expert in gambling psychology
>>
>>154486735
https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/tokyo#2100-dirt
Uhhhhh this?
>>
>>154486752
so crowds of people don't go out at the same time and cause problems around the area
>>
>>154486776
Ok... i guess from that distance her ult would just be a speed inherit instead of a busted acceleration

Fair win
>>
>>154486720
this is a good recruitment post.
>>
>>154486773
Waow
dark patterns have been employed in gamba for way longer than gacha games have been a thing huh
>>
>>154486752
So that Pick 3s can be part of the wagering menu for the derby. That way you can pick a derby horse and then the winners of the 2 next races to try to win a big payout
>>
>>154486567
he looked like he was a little lame with his hind left leg. hope he's gonna be ok.
>>
>>154486292
I remember, F.
>>
>>154486722
rachel alexandra could have easily been the first filly to win the triple crown back in 2009. the owners were fucking cowards for not racing her in all three races.
>>
>>154486292
sad
F
>>
>>154486292
Damn, RIP
>>
>Turn on Derby
>Happens to be final 10 seconds of actual race
>See amazing upset
>Announcers immediately won't shut up about female train, say nothing about upset, horse, jockey, owner or anything else

Sports media is as pozzed as political media, maybe more so. Unwatchable, hence I rarely watching anything but the competition itself, still ready to mute.
>>
>>154486848
>>154486965
>>154487066
trivia question DONT CHEAT
who was the derby winner the year eight belles died (and came in second)?
>>
>>154486288
You fucking actual low IQ disgrace, the DEI isn't the woman having a job, it's that they make the achievement all about her gender and won't shut up about it. Hide your face in shame.
>>
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>>154486262
>>154487114
>>
>>154487085
uhh. big brown? mine that bird?
>>
>>154487214
Another fail. You steal someone else's memes because you have no thoughts of your own and no way to disprove the facts. Stick to simping rather than posting.
>>
>>154487085
Barbero got injured later but I think that was a different year?
>>
MOIDS LOST
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>>154487236
>>154487379
its was BIG brown
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>Another fail. You steal someone else's memes because you have no thoughts of your own and no way to disprove the facts. Stick to simping rather than posting.
>>
>>154485314
Noticed
>>
>>154487705
That was shame, he could have triple crowned.
>>
>>154486391
Except Gold City.



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