>>154487803
They are who we thought they were
Remake the thread make it Flames themed
>>154490528I believe Detroit natives, Insane Clown Posse, and Norwegian band Turbonegro, said it best. Fuck the World
slopdown was cancelled
>big cock /dog/>small dick /cat/
lol white trash
>>154490601kek bro got dazed as fuck from the first two.
>>154490601KWAB
>>154490601>eat your vegetables>REEEEEEEEEEEE
My Wilds won that game and series for Jessi.
>>154490560Nice shut out!
>>154490560
Carolina SUCKS
>>154490685ID LIKE TO PASS HER SOME HARWOOD IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT
>>154490601Pull yourself up by your bootstr-ACK!
Flyers are so shit they may not score a goal in the series
>>154490685that doesn't seem like very many
>>154490685>241Funny, that's how many strands of hair are on her head.
>>154490685>show hockey>LOOK AT ME INSTEAD
>>154490685All this means is they didn’t start doing rink side interviews until recently. They should stop doing them because they fucking suck and are pointless anyways.
>>154490690judging by the evidence, the opposite seems to be true
>>154490690This
>>154490760He was clearly talking about Carolina Sweets, and she VERY much sucks.
Reminder that the penguins were our only hope at a none cringe cup winner this year.
>>154490685>thinly veiled muh wahman statclever but not slick enough
12:06 played, 75% offensive zone starts, 0 shots, 3 giveaways, -3
is it okay to watch anime again?
>>154490771Uh.... Avs, Wild, Ducks, Habs all have great stories.
>>154490784Maybe Torts was on to something
How many NHL players shaved their beards for the first time in 10 days this morning?
>>154490790>great storiesShut the fuck up
>>154490785Always was bud
>>154490806Can't. I've got stories to tell.
Quinn Hughes scores with 13:37 left on the game clock...
>>154490669The Flyers turn any player they put on the ice into an undisciplined shithead.Their fans are the most classless and unduly entitled in the NHLThe organization leans so fucking heavily into both of these that their mascot is an ugly transient who gets into fights and commits petty property crimes for fun.They handed out "Fuck Everybody" T-shirts before they even won the first round of the playoffs, against a soft team everyone expected to be well on the outside looking in.Philadelphia needs to have all of its sporting franchises stripped away. The Flyers should move to Kansas City, The Sixers should move to "Pittsburgh." By which I mean build an undersized arena in Cranberry, half an hour out of town, before folding entirely due to low attendance. The Eagles should move to Salt Lake City, and the Phillies should be entirely replaced with a team in Indianapolis.
>>154490842I've always said that I hope if china launches, they hit filthydelphia a few minutes before the rest of us, so we can shit post about them getting nuked, if only for a minute or so.
>>154490770>knowing pornstars' namesnot a good sign
i miss the first round already...
>>154490842Show some fucking respect
>>154490842stop making them sound cool
>>154490895Buddy, I have 50+TB of categorized and alphabetized porn scenes. Don't tell me what I already know.
>>154490895>he recognizes a whores namePot, meet kettle >>154490946Based gooner
>>154490842>Philly resorting to thug hockey against a team they can't beat.I'm ok with this
>>1544908370mg0dz0rz, l33t 4l3rt!
>>154490895You don't say?
The canes are so fucking boring. They don't pressure like other teams all they do is turtle hockey and lose to teams that have better puck control than them at a glance. I wish I could watch them without falling asleep.
>>154490955>>154490974>use context clues from a post to tell what they're talking about>n-n-no you!
>>154490994>They don't pressure like other teamsyeah they pressure more, the teams that can handle it pick them apart but there's not enough skill in the league for many to do it
>>154490917Avs/Wild is gonna be insane. Trust.Quasi gold medal game rematch.
just ate a whole box of velveeta shells and cheese
mitchell marner
>>154491079we call it kraft diner here
>>154491079tbqh i often do, particularly now that the pavkages are so small
>>154491088an era wasted
Tomorrow's winners:>Tampa>Minnesota
flyers finna get swept.
>>154491101More like your package is so small
>>154491156nah asian prostitutes often compliment my dick
Who's gonna stop Colorado?
>can't login do diabloreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>154491199if they wear the nordicks jerseys, our boys will
>>154491202nvm i'm in
>>154490601We went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out.
>>154491161do you guys have massage parlors? they're everywhere down here. some of them even have attractive women
if there was reseeding instead of the garyslop format we wouldnt be having the conference finals in the 2nd round while the golden knights and randies get a cakewalk to the cup.
>>154491222carolina is the 1 seed...
>>154491219e v e r y f u c k i n e v e r y w h e r eeven in villages30-40 years old chinese ladies that reeks onionsthe famous montreal prostitute/strip club business closed downnow its only premium stuff because the chinese competition is so strongdesu you get a massage plus the services
>>154491199
>>154491222I hope Buffalo can meme their way to the Finals just to be fed to Colorado
>>154491202my honest reaction:
>>154491263cope im in
>>154491260colorado is getting swept in 3.
>>154491284>colorado is getting swept in 3.
>>154491088Still waiting on Canadian Media to acknowledge what happened last night
>>154491300>speaking of
>>154491335
golden knights have a 100% win percentage against the mild and assv
>>154491356*in the 'yoffs
>>154491356>losing to the Ducks anywaysmoot point.
>>154491017How does one recognize the circumstances informing this specific context?
>>154491381oh i doubt it the ducks are a shittier version of the mammoth sorry
>154491401smells like rape in here
>>154491459better wash your upper lip
>>154491425nah, that's just your gay mind making things retarded in your brain again.
did you win tonight, son?
>>154490842I agree. I will just stop watching hoc and posting here. Enjoy life with whatever team(s) you watch
>>154491478oh no couldn't be me kwab
>>154491537yeah won all my games on nu cache and got ranked mg2
>>154491559good job bro i'm tryna get to at least torment 4 toknight. my warlock SUCKS
>>154491552https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfHGqvbSjkA
Reminder the ducks and oilers would be having game 7 right now if the refs didn’t suck.
>>154490560i like cats but that cat is fatunhealthy cat. im sorry for this cat's early death. poor kitty.
>>154491621Reminder the Oilers were the better team in only 3/19 periods and they might have been swept if not for Gudas blowing a tire
>>154491621>yeah, butkwacanacuck. 1993. 2014. 2026.
>>154491650>>154491640did the ref see the goal on the ice?
>>154491630a good cat is a dead cat
>>154491666Dunno. But I saw you seething like a BITCH all night that night.
>>154491686KWAB
>>154491699>>154491686>replying to xirself
>>154491714>everyone that bullies me is the same personKWAB
which round 2 match up will be the most heated rivalry?
i hope gary banned them.
>>154491674>>>/nba/
>>154491728CARPHI
>>154491733>Creates a delay that allows for more ad revenue.They're getting season tickets.
>>154491733Not gary's fault that the NHL has such weak glass..Wait it might be though..
has shannon fell out of favour with /hoc/?
>>154491733sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>>154491916He has a direct line to Bettman.Shannon will always be the hottest hockey reviewer
>>154491724I’m not being bullied I won. No one has provided certifiable evidence that the goal was a goal on ice from the refs perspective and view from where he was standing.
our caneseis :)
penis
>>154491916this has always been a larry general
>>154491968>i wonKEK not in your lifetime
>>154491968>I wonunlike trb
>>154492017perchance
>>154492021Dancing larry got me too'd kwab
>>154491976indeed
durrr yeah my cansies we beat the biggest fraud team to make the playoffs in modern nhl history big freaking whoopeat cock randy
>>154492117cope and sneed
>/hoc/
reminder that the knights had more goals on utah's power plays than they didKWAB
reminder that we still call em marners here
>>154492227oh no actually we don't call those that here now
>>154492234
I failed my /hoc/ exam
>>154492297ask cfa anon for tips
>9pm sunday start when there's only 2 gamesdoes gary really think west coast people are going to look at a 8pm or 730 est start and go "That's just too darn early!" i assume the viewers you lose on the east outweighs what you gain on the west coast, weird to see the NHL turn their nose up at ad revenue and exposure. this better not be about schedulijg around the NBA
>>154492354
>>154492322It's mostly about making the games flow as nicely into each other as possible. There are a lot of people who'll want to watch both, and they'd prefer not to have to divide their attention. By having a three hour gap in the start times, it's very likely the Tampa-Montreal game will be over just in time for the Colorado-Minnesota game to start.Moving the first game up an hour would have put it in a low-attention middle of the day slot, even on a Sunday, people are just too busy on average to watch Hockey until later. And plenty of people only ever watch Hockey in bars or restaurants, putting the game on too early can lead to people just deciding not to watch at all.
one time when I was at my peak gooner/coomer sexual deviancy I snuck into the locker room of the local beer league team while they were playing to sniff their jockstraps but forgot they were wearing them and I felt like an idiot and ran out of therw and drove away
>>154492463
>>154492463hm yes disappointing for you
>>154492377finn mogs
what ever happened to hilly billy posting
>>154490560Is this cat real or AI?
>>154492528its a cat
Bros
>>154492322knights play monday bro
love cute cats
MY warlock gf has made good progress today
>>154492512kek hill billy posting ruled bro time to bring it back
>>154492815my nuckies need him to mentor aatu raty
>>154492815/hoc/ had so many memes going on at the same time back then
>>154492815he just needed more time...
I’m looking at my teams ping pong ball combinations they have some really good numbers. A lot of combos starting with 3 which is a great starter number imo
It’s up
>>154493053how do we save canadian hockey?
>>154493119Annex it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/q1So0Vk5Veobro is auramaxxing rn
>>154493119All those teams are 35-50% Canadian players. The only way forward is tariffs on exported players.
>>154493119Canadians will always be good at hockey, but the teams in the country need to be smarter at drafting and trading. Top players are typically loyal to teams that draft them, and usually the way they leave the team for another is if they are traded or they chase the biggest bag in free agency. Given that there are much less Canadian teams in the league, the chances that the players in those 2 categories will end up in Canada is lower than if they would in America. So basically what I'm saying is that Gary needs to expand in Canada enough so that there are as many teams here as there are across the border.
Sabres, Wild, Ducks, Habs. Many opportunities for a good guy team to win this year
Yo, how did Buffalo get so good all of a sudden
>>154493053philly has worse odds at the lee than a team that could be eliminated in less than 24 hours...
>>154493355avs-canes it is!
>>154493359
>>154493359because Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Tick tock Canada
>>1544935511) countries don't compete for cups, teams do2) canada is the most represented nationality on cup winning teams among players3) the above points are verifiably and objectively true and you just posting the same images that you normally do that repeat these facts don't discredit them whatsoever (but you probably will anyways, that or just non-relevant low iq replies because you have no real rebuttal so go ahead)
also this is a good time to post this handy dandy reference
>>1544935891993 2014
>>154493653>low iq response not relevant to the discussion about stanley cup winscongrats keep proving my 3rd point
What's this dude's problem? Seriously.
>>154493589theres no point talking with these brownoids that have ruined america.
>>154493664he didn't get paid to advertise and he's smart enough to not do it for free
>>154493673i know but it's more for the audience to enjoy his stupidity laid bare and not the dumb tard i am replying to
>>154493651Cope
this nigga really said "discussion" in my meme genny lmao
sweden really going to talk about getting good at hockey when he still hasnt produced a 50 goal scorer yet lmao
>>154493697we don't cope here
>>154493697hey man, you're only 7 higher placing tourneys away from eclipsing them, which is far less than the 21 that america needs to eclipse canada
>>154493664he fucking hates water
i really want to see the wild win the cup just to see the meltie ensue when they celebrate with him after everything hes done to their state.
>>154493739with trump
couldn't be any worse than the /hoc/ meltie
>>154492659
>>154493782I wonder what ingredients a "/hoc/ meltie" sub sandwich would include
>>154493662
>>154493793i sure dont
>listen here.. otter >you only get the fish if you WIN the game >now you get no fish >NO fish>you see what you have done?>are you listening to me!?
Ooooof
>>154493817all "trams" are not equal and nowhere near close to it, you dumbass
>>154493817>near-impossible statistical anomaly
My first thought after the Olympic loss was to petition to ban Marchand and MacKinnon from Nova Scotia, Makar from Calgary, and make McDavid prime minister.And I was to deal with Bennett myself.
>>154493817Trams rights
>>154493827Is this screenshot from when Ron asked Gary about the sexual assault trial?
>>154493817>If all NHL teams were equal
>>154493831BRRRRRAAAAAAP—KRK-KRK-KRRRR—SHHHH—ZZZTTT—CRACK!
>>154493831Real retard hours
No Oettingers were harmed in the making of this dramatization
>>154493793As someone who enjoys cooking and melties I must work on this. I feel like it should be a fish fillet with some bacon and a couple types of cheese but maybe it needs a beef patty to serve as a puck.
>>154493854doubt that spineless cuck would even dare desu
>>154493867i need that in my mouth immediately
>>154493867cheese goes inside the patty. the bread is fried in butter and maple syrup and lightly dusted with cocaine.
>>154493879you're a fucking newfag if you think ron never asked gary any difficult questionsjust search up "ron mclean gary bettman" on youtube
>>154493912nah i'm good. 1993 2014 kwab.
>>154493867it will be a cold day in hell before the official /hoc/ meltie has fish on it
>>154493889it's not easy getting cheese inside the patty but that does sound fun. I think you need to keep the cheese throughout to glue it all together too.I'm thinking:>bread>slice of cheese>gently cooked pineapple ring "puck" (alternatively this could be a big ol' slice of beetroot which would be a very Aussiefied version)>generous spread of tartare sauce>crispie fried fish fillet>more cheese>crispy streaky maple bacon (or maple canadian bacon)>cheese>the whole thing griddled in butter until meltie>serve with a little ramekin of malt vinegar for dipping
buy a filet o fish retards
we still have the canadian men's basketball team so don't lose hope friends
>>154493921well hey, if you want to live in fantasy land keep at it :)
>>154493953>fantasy landthe only place canada wins the cup kwab!
>>154493942but fish is the universal staple of the icebearing regions of north america, scandinavia, and nordic countries>>154493951I actually like those but this needs to be more specialized
>>154493956see >>154493589not going to continue replying to you because you're clearly subhuman. get in your last word and know that anybody who is not below-average iq knows that you're a retarded troll.
>>154493963tuna melt with celery and jalapenos mixed into the tunatrust
We’re extending Jamiroquai saturday into sunday YEAHHHH!
>>154493662slam your peepee in your car door, it's about as productive as a conversation with some yanks
>>154493963shut the FUCK up
>>154493972that would be good and a lot easier too. I love me a choona melt
>>154493980
these frogs are such vulgar people i swear
*you look away from the dim light of your screen and see him in his jammies in the doorway*>dude what're you doing...come to bed*his voice is raspy and tired*>Just one more post, Macky.
>>154493979I wonder if you could discern a pattern there
The oilers need a strong media personality like a steve dangle type dude to bring some soul into the org
>>154494017now that's some sexual tension
>>154494163
>>154494021texasbros...are the maple leafs keeping their draft pick this season?
>>154494021other than west virginia these are always just maps of white people
get this /cric/ fifth-columnist out of here before he pitches more abhorrent sandwich ideas
>fish with cheesea truly subhuman concoction
>>154494203It ain't a melt without cheese
>>154494190i'm pretty sure white people are in charge of education in the south.
>>154494296do abbos play hockey?
>>154494323they mostly play afl. there's no ice in the bush, and grass hockey is an indian/white thing.
>>154494346ah, gotcha
Jasper Wallstreet finna get his booty blast tonite
>>154494400occupy wallstreet's booty
am i being detainedi do not consentis this a federal or maritime court
>>154494419>t. last words of a soon-to-be-Fucked femboy hockey player
>>154494505hmm it must have cut out before the explosion happened
Bulju is having the time of his life in Switzerland. McMeme is miserable in is soulless McMansion in may. Bulju won.
>>154494519fuck you aland your "country" is the size of a normal american walmart you idiot
>>154494525>Finland, with a total area of approximately 130,559 to 130,687 square miles (338,000–339,000 \(\text{km}^{2}\)), is roughly the size of Montana (147,040 sq mi).That is a big walmart.
>>154494525chill>>154494519eat cock discount finnish randy
>>154494533you haven't seen walmarts like i've seen
just thought about hockey
show me a fuckin' band /hoc/if you can't do that, don't (You) me ever againfake jersey havin niggasgenny full of bitchmade pussies
>I'm the main character I'm supposed to win me me me me
>>154494582wow, he said that? man, you should link it here so we can all hear it.
>>154494589>laffs
>>154494600see >>154493589
>>154494608>laffs
need a macklin celebrini gf so bad brosss,,,,
>ameritard keeps showcasing it's low iqcourse not all of them are, but there are some few who can't help themselves
there is literally nothing wrong with being low iq
>>154494630me on the right taking a cheeky piss in the corner of the warpstone furnace bay
>>154494637you're right, low iq american anon, but the problem is when you decide to declare what you think is so, which agitates people because you're a fucking retard and wrong every single time.
>>154494652>you're right>you're a fucking retard and wrong every single timethe ironing kwab
>>154494659gratz on outing yourself as a retard you moron. try improving your reading comprehension for next time you idiot
>>154494663cope
Swaggiest dude in the league right now.
>>154494672I would lick him clean of his sweat if he asked it of me
>>154494632>laffs
The Samir melty is off and running.
Soon.
10 laps. Now. No water after. 10 laps more and you get water.
Good morning /hoc/Habs are gonna get screwed tonight, aren't they?
>>154494728oh fuck you mildcuck, I was hoping you were dead but you reared your ugly head again. I still do hope that you die, and die soon, and die painfully. fuck you, you are a fucking piece of shit.
this nigga apparently pays a guy to dress him
>>154493053Vegas is so overrated it's ridiculous.
hockey cards are kinda gay if you think about it
bro looks like my asshole if it had a mouth
>>154494784true, kwab
Americans be like:>Yo Hunter! Carter! Dylan! Let's dress up as Spiderman and record ourselves running through the Scientology building bro!
>>154494772you really do deserve to die, i hope you die, i hope you kill yourself, i hope that your somalian family decides to honour kill you. fuck you, mildcuck.
noticing a lot of Canadians flags are unhinged and angry lately for some reason
step aside sabrefags, the king's here
>>154494772>drive in a perfectly straight line for hours>make 90 degree turn>drive in a perfectly straight line for hours>make 90 degree turn
>>154494775Cope, they look cool.
>>154494822>latelyNah bro that's pretty commonplace
>>154494738>laffs
>>154494830$28 with beer$19 withoutregular beer costs $16
>>154494809>laffs
>>154494822> "It's Our Game."
>>154492815Why did bulju fail to do anything meaningful
>>154494875Kwab
>>154494832It's called efficiency and land-plotting.
We are but a mere 12 hours from the 33rd annual >1993 observance. Please remember that flash photography is not only allowed, it is encouraged.
>>154494901>Infinite miles of suburban sprawl>Only one way of transport which is objectively the least efficient method>"It's called efficiency" Flyovercels are the biggest retards
>>154494907You gotta stop living in the past
>>154494909retard
>>154494907Wait, are you implying that the canacucks will be swept out of hockey in just 12 hours? Whoa.
>>154494915>laffs
>>154494915you first.
>>154494920Oh, don't worry, >their "players are on American teams" and that's really what they cheer for. Like good cucks.
real schizo hours
>>154494907I wonder what it was like to be young back then. Bill Clinton was sworn into office, the Cowboys won the Super Bowl. Gary Bettman took office on the 1st of February.Waco siege, and the World Trade Centre was bombed. And Canada hoisted the Stanley Cup for the last time. Was there a timeline shift? A cosmic event, unknown to us, that put everything into motion? Using the Bayesian model, the probability that no Canadian team has won a Stanley Cup since 1993 is 0.0000037 or roughly 1 in 300,000. That is roughly the same odds as flipping a fair coin and getting heads 18 times in a row.You'd have to be pretty fucking retarded to achieve that.
>>154494936Will there be beanie babies made available? Please think of the suffering canacucks.
Beautiful sunday let's all go to churchandNo more brother wars
RealFuckFuckFuckFuckHours
>>154494943the mild must be playing today
It was our turn leafs bros....
>>154495027>laffs
your minnesota mild everyone
>a land of finns
>>154495029Get that man a beanie baby asap!
>>154495043>laffs
>>154494832I drove to Quebec from Montreal once and it was just like this >straight line for hours>one big bend onto a bridge to enter the citythen I drove to Ottawa and it was>straight linenever again
>>154494919Cope
>>154495066nah. you do that.
>>154494929I live in the now, I have no time bringing up things that don't matter :)
>>154495073This is where I call out your erroneous folly, for I do not cope
No more Florida men in the playoffs after tonight
>>154495101Straightest and most well adjusted floridian
>>154495075>laffs
>>154495029Why didn't they just cryogenically freeze the core 4 in 2018 until an opportunity like this arrived?
>Are John Chayka and Mats Sundin The Right Choice?>Chayka's record in the NHL as GM is: 131-147-38 (.476 percentage)
>>154493823That’s the point retard - Canadian teams blow
>>154495101why does he look so "canadian"?
>>154495159>>154495182the usa is talking about its favourite citizens again
>>154495029There hasn’t been a dynasty since 1983
>>154495138
>>154494959Bettman took office, that was the crucial point in time.The garybelt will reign for centuries to come.
there will be some high quality redditposting tonight after the bolts knock out the fraudiens
Thank you Gary!
>>154495277
>the Samir vpn is engaged>all personnel be advised>the Samir vpn is engaged
haven't taken my meds today, gonna call someone samir
>the Samir vpn seeks contact>Remember, standard procedure is to allow the Samir melty to proceed uncommented
Hm seems the alert system I put up is giving off false alarms. Gonna have to revisit the code.
my favorite rd 1 moment.
I made this meme for you /hoc/
When does OT start tonight?
>>154495452after the third period
>>154495502Why even bother with regulation time?
>>154495534because we need to scaaaar post for 3 hours first.
>>154495542Scar posting feels better if you abstain from it for a bit Think I'll set my alarm for 9pm est
>>154495415Thanks :)
>>154495632if you sit on your hand before you scaaaar post you'll fool yourself
We're coming for you, Randy.
*BANG BANG BANG*
>>154495968They don't have a chance against the ____
>>154496076It WILL be an '06 ECF rematch and this time my dabres WILL prevail!
One of my top 3 moments of the regular season was watching the ugliest fucker in the league get hit in the head with his own stick
>>154496188kwab
Why does Brady make people seethe so much?
>>154495415If I sees a cat in a filthy jersey I will pick it up and slam it in the hard concrete
>>154495415Saved
Tonight's game 7 is a must win
what's the most retarded thing you can drink out of a beer sword
>>154496547liquid mercury
>>154496547Drinking out of a beer sword is retarded as is.
>>154496547pepto bismol
>>154496661your marners will be as black as your soul
>>154496246>If I sees a cat in a [...] I will pick it up and slam it in the hard concretewe get it you're a flyers fan
grrrrrrrrrrr any canadians around grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>154496859based and joker pilled
>>154496661pepto bismol taste good though
>>154497000WW1 generation playing against hippy generation is crazy
fiasko tonight
>>154496796hi bud how was the weekend
>>154496547Aperol spritz
triumphanty loud nicolas roy
will Canada live to see the 2nd round? Tune in at 6pm edt to find out!
>>154497244SILVER SHINES JUST AS BRIGHT
> 6pm edtgary thinking about us habs fans in the maritimesvery sweet
>>154497244nations dont compete for the stanley cup lil cuz
>>154496911Not after 8pm
>>1544972681993
>>154497265Its actually so Gary time hits during peak west hours
Gary is my life
>>154496547if you fill it with pink whitney and drink it on camera i heard they will give you a lifelong sinecure at barstool
>>154497118take your meds schizo freak
are the hasbs ready?
>>154497620thoughts on your win and successful rape on the chilly Easter evening of 22?
>>154496796>>154497620>this is the kid who turned tbg into trblmao
>>154497649he's such an arrogant shithead
>>154496246>>154497698Go cry to r/hockey
>>154497698maybe it's because he coaches for floorduh but as a chud yankee i love him. he was running team canada and i still couldnt hate him
gggrrrrrrrrrr I just hate canada grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>154497717Don't ever bring your cat around me or I slam it in the concrete to
Whatever happened to Jon Cooper, the strong, silent type
>>154497865based imported haiti anon
>>154497649For a 1st round exit?
>>154493817whats funny is that you have a salary cap imposed for decades now and with drafting of top tier talent limited to the weakest teams, it is near impossible not to get better and be a contender. for only sunbelt teams to be winning as soon as gary takes over, rigged league is only conceivable reason for it.
>>154497698bro's just aura farming >>154497926that was implied. though they have a nice upward trend just look at those points
>>154497782But if we didn't have canada, who would we make fun of?Remember 1993
>>154497649I think whoever wins this isn't ready for the 2nd round. But then again they have to play against Buffalo.. So maybe this is the easiest path through the 2nd round also.
>>154498102rapey, dilly, samir the list goes on and on
this genny is unusable i'm out
>>154498129it's a shame it's a first round matchup, but yeah you're right Buffalo's taking the 2nd round no matter who gets through
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH CANTADA
>>154493037
>>154498275
>>154493817Actually, this AI overview is false. The odd of a canadian team to win the cup is a lot lower than 7/32. They forgot to evaluate the fact that the canadian teams are not distributed equally among divisions. The Pacific and the Atlantic have three teams each, the Central has one and the Metro has none.
>>154493975that hand
>>154498275BUT HE WON THE CONN SMYTHE TROPHY!
Happy Canada Elimination day
>>1544985031993 lives on another year :)
>>154495029From a Leafs point of view, many teams are a dynasty.
>>154498366I ever see that cat do that face to me I grab it by its stupid little face and slam it in the concrete
>>154498566seems a touch excessive
if you think the habs are losing tonight......you're mistaken
>>154498682Honestly I don't trust either team to win... or lose.Noone asked for this game 7. but we are getting it anyway
>>154498682Game 1… Canadiens won by 1Game 2… Canadiens lost by 1Game 3… Canadiens won by 1Game 4… Canadiens lost by 1Game 5… Canadiens won by 1Game 6… Canadiens lost by 1Game 7...
>>154498547
put me in, coach
If you're ever thinking about going to Quebec let me just say... Pee yewBring some nose plugs
>>154498131See ya tomorrow
Don't tell anyone but in 2021 I was rooting for the Habs
only shit teams today
Well?
>>154497649He can't wait to play golf in one more game.
>>154498893zzz...
>>154498893bolts are locked in
>>154499021that's retarded desu
im nervous
>>154499132same I have to keep changing my socks
i have to keep changing my panties t. bolts fan
>>154499132I'm worried too leafbro. I don't want the dream of a Stanley cup in Canada to end. We need this more than the mutts do.
>>154499132same. I can't make up my mind whether to go
Already bet a grand on montreal in OT there's no way Gary is allowing Tampa. The rating will cut in half if Canada is represented in the cup this year...
reminder patrick laine stole 8.7 million dollars from my habs this year, not surprised no one cares considering the 10's of millions carey price stole without anyone batting an eye
>biggest game of the ploffs so far>biggest habs game in a few years>location: tampa, flkys gary
habs win but only if they unleash patrik "cannon of tesoma" laine
>>154499286>patrik "cannon of tesoma" laineLOCK HIM UP!
>>154499132The nervous poop pains are strong
>>154498075Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>154499277THANK YOU GARYFLORIDA IS THE HOME OF CHAMPIONSHIP HOCKEY
>>154499434me on the deck of the boat on the left jerking off into the sea
me not going into the ocean because i respect megalodon
Good news for blots. Dobson is playing.
>>154499477lewd
hope the habs lose
As a Sabres fan, I want the Canadiens to defeat Tampa Bay. Roast me if you must.
>>154499586I bet it's because you can't swim >:)
>>154499783cope i learned at the ymca
hell i used to be you
>>154499826good lore
>>154499826then I took an arrow to the knee
The betting line continues to move to blots. It's over for team ole.
grown ass man blowing bubblesthis dude IS a FAGGOT
>>154500069it took you this long to figure that out? dude loves crosby
>>154499749I wouldn't want my barn filled with 70% of the opponents fanbase either
>>154500199To be fair, I'm sure we'd see quite a few Habs jerseys in Buffalo. But that's a given, playoffs or not. Geographically closer, and a much deeper rivalry. Plus, I feel like the Habs would give us a greater challenge. I'd like to see my dabres EARN a spot in the ECF. Either way, Buffalo faithful will be strong no matter what!
we need Olympics slafkovsky and we need Caufield to show up les boys let's go
i just can't get excited
>>154500514They make pills for that
>>154500514learn from the ducks fans
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! hahaha
Heated rivals femcels have moved on to rooting for the habs
>>154499749Pretty sure even most TB fans want Montreal to win at this point.
>>154500731they moved on after the sharks were eliminated. can caufield become the next celebrini?
Bossman
oh it's gonna be a refkino tonight
>>154500859uhhhh
why is suzubitch captain again?
>>154501015because its 2016
Why isn't Celebrini in the ploffs ? Does Gary not like money or growing the game?
>be Slafkovsky>start the garyoffs like a God>get too arrogant and pick a fight>get dropped like a bitch>never reach your game 1 skills for the rest match-up Hagel broke him
>2016 was 20 years ago
You think you are in control?
>>154501076
>>154501113that was a playoff punch there
>>154501113Honestly this is sad. I see Slaf having 40pts next season and getting traded within 3 years.
>>154501113why are we such weak sissies
>>154501113AND STAY DOWN
>>154501076are you a wrestling fan? the entire first line can't produce anything because that Cirelli line shutting them down.
Hagel is mean as a snake. Let him sleep.
>>154500069he calls everyone older than him "papa"/"daddy"big weirdofag energy
>>154501401so put caufield Suzuki and slaf on the fourth line but jack up their minutes
next thread? yeah im thinking flames are up
2014? whatever happened there?
For me? It's Bud The Spud
Shannon's vid just dropped and he is saying McAvoy's chimpout finna be longer then 5 games.
blackboy fly as shit das what's up
>>154500633I love Chud Dangle :)
>>154500731That chicken must post here, some nigga was asking about that yesterday
why didnt gary give us an earlier afternoon game?
>>154502301i did my army things
>>154502605Dementia getting to him desu
>>154502612Zoomers out. /hoc/ is a boomer general.
>>154502716The future is now, old man
>>154502612I had my best year of high school :)
>>154502716it's okay i have a boomer's soul because i got all my brother's steel panthers games
>>154502716The nhl has become a zoomer league
Bruins getting eliminated was rough and I had to go on a a bit of a bender yesterday. But now I'm back and ready for an all nighter with my /hoc/bros.
>>154502951Welcome back bro :) Got any brewskis left?
>>154502414sheeeesh
>>154501472Cute :3
>>154502951för helvete
>>154501113That better be next thread’s op
I’m ready for game 7
>>154503141>>154503141>>154503141New
>>154502414Dey wearin dey ducks!
