swans vs deessuns vs gas
swans are too good making it look easy
swanswinlol
Harrison Petty>Strengths:> Weaknesses:Generalized Anxiety Disorder, Major Depressive Disorder, Social Anxiety Disorder, Panic Disorder, Specific Phobia, Agoraphobia, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD), Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD), Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD), Bipolar I Disorder, Bipolar II Disorder, Persistent Depressive Disorder (Dysthymia), Cyclothymic Disorder, Schizophrenia, Schizoaffective Disorder, Anorexia Nervosa, Bulimia Nervosa, Binge-Eating Disorder, Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder (ARFID), Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD), Antisocial Personality Disorder (ASPD), Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), Avoidant Personality Disorder, Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder (OCPD), Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD), Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD), Conduct Disorder, Alcohol Use Disorder, Substance Use Disorder, Somatic Symptom Disorder, Illness Anxiety Disorder, Body Dysmorphic Disorder, Hoarding Disorder, Trichotillomania, Excoriation Disorder, Adjustment Disorder, Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID), Depersonalization/Derealization Disorder, Insomnia Disorder, Narcolepsy, Tourette’s Disorder, Pica.
how goods the swans
Sydney Sweeneys supple breasts
should be illegal for women to have outie belly buttons
It's funny cause the average sydneysider wouldn't be able to name more than two teams in afl
>>154492910Kek
How goods sydney
>>154492937gay haircuts
>>154492937>>154492973samefag
swans look good
>>154492910Add receding hairline to strengths
HEAVE HO UNNA
Afl is good but imagine Zfl
>>154492910Fuck this is underratedHate mentally weak cunts so muchSnivelling little mutt he is
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/957452based woolies
BREAKING: Scott Pendlebury to play in next year
>>154493028*play onFUCKI'm such a worthless spastic cunt going to kill myself
is there a team that you think will never win shit in your lifetime? either from being shit, poor, no fans, ran and owned by retards etc
who make stufffirst time using a routerthink i did ok
>>154493027>put a good in charge>crashes the share price with no survivorsAlways good when a Jewish trick backfires
>>154492884What is she doing?
BWODIE GWUNDIE :DDDDD
>>154493048a router? first time connecting to the internet?lol you tradies
>>154493027i'm sure pretending market conditions aren't real is a sound strategy
>>154493042It's a rigged league, so some teams may never win unless they are chosen by the illuminati
>>154493042please watch our sport
>>154493027freezing prices when external costs are going up is not good business
>>154493042BSP
I asked the hsgf checkout chick at the local IGA if she had a bf and she just laughed
>>154493118at you or at the idea itself?
colesworth should give away their produce for free anyway. the economy is made up.
>>154493122It was kind of a shy flustered laugh but realistically it was both
>>154493128>colesworth
i don't shop at woolies nor coles only stick to the wog grocers because it's cheap and better produce
haha you just got JAKKED bitchHARD JAKKA
>>154493141shalom
I've watched about 7 minutes of the footy this weekend
>>154493149You used to be heaps into it though, what changed?
lol
>>154493083ok ill watch, give me the most pathetic embarrassing loser team that will never win shit and ill support them
>>154493156It's shit nowBullshit rules and shit umpiringToo many pointless teams I don't give a shit about
>>154493149I watched a bit of the bombers game because I was hoping for a beltingnothing else
>>154493174Collingwood Magpies
>>154493174pies
>>154493174iggs
>>154493174carlton or essendon, ironically as they both have 16 premierships but have been fucked by scandals (salary cap cheating for carlton and PEDs for essendon) and are now hopeless basket cases
How to fix the leagueVictorian teams + 1 from each of WA, SA, Tas and the ACT1 exhibition game in Darwin each year, but otherwise all games to be played in those states (and territory)
How do leagues with "open" salary caps work?I know MLB is a bit like it and NBA too
But you don't understand We (((need))) to (((grow))) the game
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BLOODY SWANS DO *NOT* REDEEM ANY MORE GOALS
According to the industry veteran – speaking on condition of anonymity – a heavily tattooed “vodka salesman” attended his former venue, hours before it was firebombed last month.“He put a hard-sell on the staff to purchase bottles of vodka that he had for sale. What these guys don’t understand is that most venues have contracts with liquor providers that they simply can’t get out of. It’s not that easy,” the man, who has relocated overseas, told the Herald Sun.“When the staff told the man that they weren’t buying, he said that they would be hearing from him. Soon after that they were hit by the arsonists.”
>>154493243I've heard enough. We need to share all of our data with Palantir NOW.
>>154492884Terrible thread.
Only two teams have kept Melbourne below 100 points this seasonCan you name them off the top of your head?
>>154493279Essington and lions(I dont want footy)
>>154493118Based hsgf hunter
>>154493279Essendon and the Bombers
>>154493229pay attention to the game charlie
Another dogshit gameBravo Dill you worthless cuntAnd the last game is between two meaningless franchise times so we can already write that off
>>154493215MLB has a ton of support structures which are soft caps. If you spend over a certain amount you pay "tax" on it (luxury tax) which is distributed between teams that don't spend. Its supposed to help even out the financials of the teams since places like LA and NY have far bigger pops and therefore revenue from tv rights, tickets, merch etc, but it ends up meaning that the cheapskate teams just have more money coming in that they don't spend.The big issue is that without either a salary floor or a promotion/relegation system teams aren't incentivised to spend if they're profitable, so theres a number of teams that essentially have no chance of winning it all because they're a weak lineup.MLB is also looking down the barrel at a salary cap in 2027. It's the key point of contention going into the next players contract (essentially the player assoc agreeing with the owners assoc on terms for how the entire system will work), and many are expecting a significant lockout (zero baseball until they agree).
If Reddit was a football game it would be the showdown
>>154493311Ten words or fewer champ
>>154493118manletbros..
OP is a stupid name for it as the original post is usually not called a post but a thread, we should start calling the creator of a new thread TC (thread creator)
Just pissed all over someone's car door handle hahaNeeded it on the way home from the pubSorry champ!!
>>154493286>>154493293Fremantle and the BombersMelbourne are being seriously overlooked and it wouldn't surprise me if they make the top 6Which is really impressive considering most people pre-season had them as a bottom 4 team
>>154493321BuckleyHe's just as retarded so the boys will feel completely at home
>>154493322reckon you should TG (touch grass)
>>154493321Bring back Mick Malthouse
>>154493321Brad Scott
>>154493321wheres the poc candidates?
Fuck I'm such a legendGenuinely top bloke who everyone rates
>>154493329they're not overlooked at allmore like over rated
>>154493346this isnt the NFL, mate. They arent obligated to interview a non-white
>>154493346Majak Daw would try to heem himself again after five minutes of coaching the bloos
Love seeing the boys dap up after the game
Every time a black player touches (midnight black cunt, you know what I mean)I tell "but if Majak magic!"Always gets a laugh if not a couple of stern disapproving looks
Is it the one /pol/ retard that keeps bringing up politics and race?
>>154493363they should dap each other up with their willies haha
>>154493372Only me and you hereSo it must be youFalse flagging nonce
right wing website champ
Is it the one /nrl/ retard that keeps bringing up gay and homosexual behaviour?
what's for dinner?
>>154493392This is a definite yes
Top of the ladder how goods the swans
Making burgers for teaAnyone want one?
>>154493311But if you have a salary cap then some really good players will have to move to cities that aren't LA or NY..
>>154493396>Eating chicken drumsticksKek you povvo cunt
Going to hold my breath til I pass out
I have 37 posts ITT
>big footy are queefs>reddit are queefs>/afl/ talks about footy 5% of the timeAnywhere good to talk about the footy?
Seems like wherever he goes, his team just wins
>>154493430try your local shithole
>>154493401I'm not a fan of the idea of a salary cap for a few reasons, but the comps super competitive without it (besides the handful of clubs that don't spend anything).The contracts are ridiculous in the MLB though. If someone ends up being a shitter, you end up with situations like this.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Bonilla#New_York_Mets_(second_stint)>After his subpar 1999 season, the Mets released Bonilla, but still owed him $5.9 million. Bonilla and his agent offered the Mets a deal: Bonilla would defer payment for a decade, and the Mets would pay him an annual paycheck of just over $1.19 million on July 1, starting in 2011 and ending in 2035, adding up to a total payout of $29.8 million.
>>154493430with a mate over lunch
>>154493441Well he was in a unique situation where they put the money in escrow and let it grow. His agent essentially protected Bonilla from himself. Allen Iverson's agent did something similar with his Reebok deal and not being able to touch the money until his 50th birthday. Iverson was rumored to be nearly broke before that birthday came and he received the $30 million owed to him
>>154493430Try have friends you fucking loserDumb mutt
I've noticed a real uptick in the aggro in the last month or soAnd let me say - I really, really like it
I've noticed a real uptick in the aggro in the last month or soAnd let me say - I really, really don't like it
>>154493459Would the Mets have even agreed to it if they weren't caught up in Madoff's ponzi schemes?
>>154493430go to a pub or local footy or somethingotherwise I'm sure there are facebook groups or some shit
>>154493442good post
>nooooo food is too expensive!!!>nooooo the food you bought is too cheap!!!schizo genral
>>154493396
>>154493434>>154493442>>154493460>>154493489Sounds like too much work. Fuck it, I'm sticking with you retards
>>154493430went to a game with some mates yesterday. we probably talked about footy 5% of the time too. you mad?
>>154493427Prove it
fuck off stupid cunt dickheads
cant believe you guys ignored my bird box
What's the dumbest thing you've seen an /alf/ poster defend?
i was gonna make a comment about the joins but then i realised it's just a bird box well done i bet it was satisfying to make
>>154493516What else did you talk about, I hate going to the footy and having to listen to retards conversations fit two hours
>>154493552Tradies
>>154493549It looked good mate
>>154493549it looked fine - not really an advanced project though, is it?more interested in what birds you have
>>154493555it's not joined yet just laid out in panels>>154493562=D>>154493567replacing my lorrie's bed box
that fucken BIRD
>>154493486No. Wilpon was in a financial pickle and was desperate. He had to take the deal. He eventually brought in more investors into the team a year later and relinquished part of his ownership stake. However, the ink had already dried on the Bonilla contract. Shohei Ohtani the most famous baseball player on earth signed a similar deal with the Dodgers in 2024 but his will net him an excess of $250 million American (roughly $350 Australian Dollar)
>>154493599Isn't Shohei's more born out of "let's just worry about this later and free up some salary to buy some more world series"?Would be a big surprise to me if the Dodgers were in a pickle financially right now seeing as they just bought Edlose Diass and Kyle Pucker
>>154493552Not having full-time umpires or yelling at people from a car.
>>154493599>>154493625gb2 /pol/
>>154493625>"let's just worry about this later and free up some salary to buy some more world series"?Yes. That's part of it but also he stands to make an extra quarter billion dollars. However, the other owners in MLB are upset and looking to put an end to this
The Dodgers are ruining baseball and almost make me look forward to the inevitable lockout next year
>>154493640
I am King Terry the Terrible
>>154493656Meant the Braves>>154493647I'm reasonably impartial to deferred payments, but I can see how other owners would be pissed
>>154493663t. King Terry the Terrible
>>154493556just catching up mostly
If Nick Daicos was making the new thread he'd be Nick Bakecos
people in this thread wouldnt support this with their business
>>154493699wrong pic
>>154493699>>154493707Just deliver the food lil bro
>>154493699>99%into the trash she goes
>>154493699>>154493707:3
dogs aren't people
>>154493707>12k>for a stinky fuckin' dogThe dog worship in our culture is out of control
>>154493707>Keeps it up after being reunitedSo its just a sympathybait advert for her instagram?
>>154493723>>154493699i have a snaller than average tip for her, if you catch my drift
>>154493723QUICK, print this out and when she arrives ask her to sign it - she'll be enamored
>>154493552aflw
bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDf-IoshpZc
>>154493729based bachar houli
>>154493729the quarantine laws are pretty archaicshit my dog sleeps on my bed, that mf is clean af, im about as much of a bio-risk as he is
Having a fat night hehe
Have normies stopped caring about F1 yet?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ggHAGAuDd0c
>>154493699>>154493723i hope her vagina has enveloped some nice penises over the years
>>154493807drums in this sound shit and are just really uninspired
james sicily will never win a premiership
Idea: if your a single mother on benefits you should get your kids taken away
>Max King expected to be sidelined for the next six weeks. Scans have confirmed a moderate-grade hamstring strain
>>154493816hope sohe's a fucking tosser
>>154493796That wasn't my point tho was it retardJust keep the 12k fuck the dog. It's just an animal.
>>154493824DELIST KING
>>154493835good bait this will get heaps of yous
>>154493835i spent $2k on surgery for my cat a few weeks ago
>>154493781I laughed
>>154493674looks like sam grill
>>154493835i make 12k a week bro im a brickie
>Idea: if your a single mother on benefits you should get your kids taken away
Idea: if your a single mother on benefits you should date me
How comfy is Sunday night footy?
>>154493835agreed. give the dog to a good home. no need to put it through the quarantine processes that costs a retarded amount.
>>154493796Australian customs and security is a rort. Travelled across Europe for six weeks and getting through airports was always easy, come home to Australia at midnight and it takes over two hours just to get out of the airport. Saw something like 50+ customs cunts standing sround doing nothing while scowling at everyone. What was the cause of the delay - bag inspections? No, 99% were just waved through after being forced to line up for hours. All overtime funded by tax payers.
>>154493886they're always the rudest cunts too
>>154493886airport?sydney is a piece of piss, bags come quickly, no lines and you get waved through if you have nothing to declare
rulescunt LOVES going through the humiliation ritual that is airport customsshocker
>>154493894maybe it's a marvelous melbourne thing. the other two international trips i did were much the same, except nz was just as painful.
>gerard saying suns looked more switched on the last week after games been going for 90 secondsSomeone take the cunt out to a paddock
>>154493908auckland airport is much better than it was 5 years ago but i might have it easier than you seeing as im a peewee and usually only have golf clubs to collect/declare
>>154493926>i solemly declare these golf clubs are upto no good haha :D
There’s fucking footy on idiots, stop talking about airports
shut the fuck up footy fag
>>154493955your anus ia an airport and my dick is a boeng 747
>>154493936no good in my hands! haha
jack gunston is good mates with nick foot. kek
>wahh I had to wait a little bit to get back in the country wahhBoo hoo champ
>>154493962whats your favourite iron? is it a sex iron?
>i am perfectly fine with a bloated bureaucracy treating me like a criminal for no good reason while getting paid to do itgo watch the abc you faggot
>>154493958Shut up you fat faggot, you better get on a plane soon cunt before I fucking crush your jaw
>>154493974sex / seven
>>154493723>tattoos
>i am perfectly fine with a bloated criminal bureaucracy treating me like a criminal for no good reason crisp cfmeu member
>>154493723she was larger irl
>>154493729my parents had to take their new dog to the vet recently cost $500 apparently i like the idea of a pet but that shit is expensive
>he's seething about having to wait a little bit to get back into AustraliaHow often do you travel internationally and this actually affects you?>wahhhhh I had to wait wahhhhh
>>154493991>go watch the abc ABC unironically has good content, their news service is fantastic
gws are fucked when hogan and greene retire
>>154494001
the government is just another branch of the cfmeu really
>>154494030CheckForMeEveryUndies
Decent crowd
ive been to a lot of countries and australian border force a communist-tier in how they operate
Everyone enjoying the Expansion CupTwo teams with real history They do no like each other! It's in their contracts with AFL House
>0.6
>>154494074crisp me rounding up my dick
Can't be trusted on the footy field because I lose my temper and try to ko cunts with a cheeky flying elbow
>>154494096lol check out the karate kid over here
>>154494096If all footy players were like yourself, I would start watching again
Bruce Macavaney only got into commentating sport because the dirty old poof like looking at young ladsCant wait for him to fuck off and spend his 1000 years in hell
TAAAAAAAAAAKE EVERYTHINGGG FROM THE INSIDE AND THROW IT ALLLL AWAYYYYYYY
sydney were really good today no wonder theyre top of the ladder
>>154494096Hated playing cunts like you. No skills, usually fat and unfit and would just throw out an elbow whenever a better player (ie. Me) would win the footy first. Hope you know even your teammates probably thought you were a weak dog cunt and would have loved hearing you weren’t playing again
Who's posting the porn ladsGot a semi thinkin about Friday night's sesh
This is a sovlless rivalry just like every other non-Victorian rivalry. There's no history or tradition.
>>154494140Still would put you on your arse you limp wrist poof lol
https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/2-foreign-nationals-die-after-falling-from-a-height-in-separate-cases-at-klia-terminal-2happening
>>154494144>>>/v/738091145
>>154494146Trvke that AFL House literally is spending millions in payoffs to broadcasters, journalists and podcasters to try to suppress
>>154494096Thats because youre not very good and compensate by trying to take out others who are.Thankfully I played at a high level away from players like yourself 'having a dig' in F grade.
>>154494122good song
>>154494144
>>154494175I never said I was any goodCertainly put the frighteners up the sub-90kg "athletes" thoughAlways did my part for the team
feel like beating the shit out of my dad
>>154494180yep been listening to it a bunch lately
>>154494181hunchback
>>154494181
For me, it's SORA-620
>>154494185you didnt have to champ. blokes like you get wiped out in higher grades just feel bad for the blokes you threw your toys at
Nat Fyfe is the mister overrated player in history.
>>154494192obviously they get memed on for being edgy but they really do have a lot of good tracks, particularly on hybrid theory and meteora
modernity is arse need to retvrn
>>154494200You're not talking any senseNot sure you ever player footy tbqhIf you did, it was probably in some inner suburban poof league
>>154494219fuckingTHISHIS
fancy a wee dram
>>154494212So trueNot sure what this meansBut so true
gws suck
can't blame her but mum was too busy raising siblings to give me attentionsorry mum now you have no grandkids from me because I can not trust anyone at all let alone intimately
>>154494155Yeah fucking hero mate, bet you loved telling stories at the pub after the game about how you “ironed some bloke out” in a 10 goal loss while your teammates just laugh politely and then call you a fuckhead behind your back because you contribute fuck all on the field
Just a wee doch-an-doris
went for a bike ride and got flash flooded on
people always seem shocked when i say i've barely dated anyone despite being 29when really it's very easy, all you need to do is not know any women
we need to retvrn
Bet you’re the kind of bloke who big notes himself by putting late hits on retired AFL players who have just come back to have a kick with their mates so you can brag at the pub cause you know you’re dogshit and offer fuck all else
>>154494251masonic apron vibes
>1.8
>>154494238literally me. I only learned to associate positive emotions with video games and the internet. I can "socialise" if I'm forced to but I literally feel almost zero positive emotion or attachment to anyone unless I drink heavily or take drugs.
>>154494240Fuck no need to have a meltAre you one of the cumstains I sat down hahaThat was a decade ago, thought you'd be over it by now
tradition is long gone clubs are a businessseething at a team is like seething at coles because you like woolworths
>need two goals from hogan and king
>>154494219women wouldn't have it, but thats literally all i wantsmaller the abode the cozier, and then a bit of land to pair with it
Some of you cunts are serious losers lol
Evens I play ffx odds I keep watching kagarabi
>>154494280>that view>landthat will be 2 million dollars thanks
wish they had soaplands over here
>1.9
you guys are so deep and unique hey
>>154494283I'm a loser? damn bro I guess I'll stop choosing to be a loser and decide to be a winner. thanks man I'm cured
>>154493723 Very cute dog
>>154494283I don't know how it happened, I always did so well at schooljust didn't have the right connections
Are there any aboriginals in new zealand
>>154494265feel you anon, the self medication is real to get on the level of 'normal'
dont come here to listen to you miserable cunts fuck your whinging off cunts
>>154494321Yes you do
the suns look like a mcdonalds franchise they're a moral crime against the sport
/afl/ is for inane blogposting
>>154494321you're not listening, you're reading
I come here because I’m a patriotTrust the planQ
>>154494333those digits don't lie
>>154494333kek
>>154494333checked
I'm actually quite happy most of the time I just like sadposting because it's cathartic and winds people up
>>154494338Get a stigfy obviously
Yes! The Giants are in front! What a game!
yeah sorry I lied I actually took the misso down to eilie beach in the raptor this weekend we had a sunbathe and a snorkel before hitting the cafes for some lunch
>>154494332im blind
>>154494333o7
>>154493729i'd worship her puppies iykwim haha
>>154494350living the dream
>>154494352See the light Child
turns out the church IS israel huhso what would that make the state?
>>154494360
>>154494283yeah true lol
Israel hateis so brown coded
bombing jihadis is based israel did nothing wrong
>>154494364wtf are you implying kek
>>154494338i don't want to talk about it officer
hate the amount of arm throwing lombard doescunt drops the ball and throws his arms out 0.00000001 seconds later
fuck mum is so fucking dumb sometimes I told her it flash flooded and she goes >was it rain or hail?
why do sydney and gold coast need an announcer telling them who kicked the goal
>>154494380Fucking dumb bitchShould of high her
>>154494380valid question tbf>what caused the increased water?>HURR IT WAS FLOOD DUMB BITCH DURR
>>154494380it was SLEET
>>154494380Cursed post
>>154494385sincerely can barely have a conversation with her sometimes because she can't grasp basic concepts. I think her mum might have drank while she was in the womb or some shit
>>154494385Based ESL king
>>154494380Be kind to your mother she took a risk carrying you in her womb
Just measured my blood pressure and it was 144/82
>>154494380
>>154494380Yeah cause I fucked her brains out lol
I hate all women including my mum, my sister and my wifeDumb bitches the lot of them
>>154494407Based Elijah
>>154494411*upvotes*
30th beer of the weekend and I still feel like SHIT
>>154494418Could be the beer
I think my adoptive arab son might be gay
>>154494409
*be's me**checks the weather outside**see it's raining**decides to post about it*It's raining outside lads
>>154494418time for the bourbon mate
>>154494427Really, really good read
>>154494427Just checked and it's not even raining
>>154494418get on the meth mate
>>154494409brbis there a roll png for this feel
I love my mum and am kind to her, even considering how badly she treated me at points, but I'm allowed to be frustrated at how dumb she is sometimes
I absolutely hate comedy shows, I just wanna tell the stupid cunts on the stage how unfunny they are
>>154494409Unfortunate that MY waifu isn't on here
who the FUCK is posting the porncome on I'm about to burst here
>>154494423>>154494424
Hey guys.Did you know that footy is made by fans like you and me?
>>154493845How old is the cat?
>ripped>good at footy>good looking>did methwas he the ideal man?
>>154494418>binge drink all weekend>feel like shitMedical mysteries.........
>>154494446why don't you do it if you want it so badly?>>154494444chequed
>>154493890Is it in the job description that you have to be a gigantic cunt to work in airport security or customs?
>>154494444akshually you'll find that anne hathaway is MY milf waifu
I have acid reflux
>>154494459Need Asio lad to post it it gets me off harder than finding my own shitCome on you glowie dog
>>154494462That's fine, she's a great choice, but not my choice
>wanting glowies to post porn when they're responsible for the dissemination of most cpanon, i...
Finna eat some rice
Footy is made by fans like you and me.
sovereign citizens are a bunch of fucking retards lmao
I have autism, adhd, depression, anxiety, eating disorder, schizotypal, covert narcissism, oppositional defiant disorder, alcoholism, cannabis use disorder, dissociative disorder and long term epstein barr virus symptoms
>>154494482And yet the afl laughs in the faces of us fans
>>154494486Welcome back glowiePost come tits
>>154494490But Cam, did you know footy is made by fans like you and me?
are you dogbrained rapist fuckheads even watching the footy?
>>154494488what about tay-sachs disease>>154494490picrel
ive got quite a rare first name
>>1544944887/12 for me and add ocd
it's a shit game between two plastic franchises. there's nothing to talk about.
this game is close and I still don't give a poofter's arsehole about it
for me it was kicking the fuck out of mum's seat while she driving as a kid until I got what I wanted
>>154494498What footy?I thought only Gold Coast vs GWS was on (fake franchise footy)
>>154494504>addalready covered under adhd
>>154494502Jeremiah?
Deadzi Kwabman got shot 20 times by based SOG while he was wrapped up in a sleeping bag kek
>>154494498yeah m8
retard mate with mild brain damage is posting communist rap tiktoks now, how do I fuck with his accounts?
>>154494521I dont care about your fucking mate "mate"
>>154494521we're not going to brigade some random dude who you dont like but are pretending is your mate champ
you don't have adhd
My farts are awful tonight
>>154494527not asking you too, I want to do it myself, tried being there for the dopey cunt for almost 20 years and he's just done the opposite, hurt friends and ignored us. needs a comeuppance.
>>154494528no but steven dextroamphetamine sulfate iykwim haha
I had a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwhich, which Americans call peanut butter jelly sandwhich, and it was interesting, I can see why big fat Americans like it
>>154494521send him a copy of mein kampf
>>154494550i find them disgusting. too sweet. peanut butter is horrible with a bad texture too
>>154494550you should try edam cheese and jam on crackers preferably strawberry but raspberry is also good
>>154494550>>154494550what's the difference between jam and jelly?I can't jelly my dick in your arse, faggot
>>154494558can he say that????
>3.11
peanut butter and honey on soft white bread for me
Watching Charles Manson interviews
>>154494577meant martin bryant
>>154494521live a better life
>>154494577I'm reading the Chaos book
Peanut butter is gross also wheat is bad for you jam is good
>>154494602right wrong sometimes
Imagine how fat and retarded the people are in the shithole southern states of America like Alabama and Mississipi
wheat, dairy and beer are the white man's trinity
what the hell are communist rap tiktoks
i'm wogpilled so i have a lot of olive oil
go carlton btw
>>154494619kek obsessed
>>154494625https://youtu.be/FeZsdP2trO0
Thread has been absolute fucking putrid dogshit tonight, you should all fucking be ashamed of yourselves. Go to bed, have a good sleep and come back tomorrow ready to fucking contribute properly or there will be casualties, I swear to god
afl should fold these shit teams literally no one cares about them
>>154494684fuck my arse dickhead
>>154494684can you please provide some constructive criticism? I will tailor my posts accordingly.thanks in advance
>>154494690Get fucked you faggot poof, I’ll fucking destroy your brain with my fist if you ever fucking come at me like that again mate
>>154494707why dont you say that to my face and then have your way with me fuckhead, pound my faggot slut boy arse
>>154494714wets in 15 minutes champ
Two fake teams that only exist to eat revenue distributions and fuck up the draftA legacy Demetriuo (wog filth who utterly failed in his post-AFL life in every respect because he is a brain dead moron) errorEnd then now!
>>154494686Actually true, the experiment has failed
>>154494722FUCKINGT H I SHIS
Imagine if there were only Vic teams + one from each of WA, SA, Tas and ACTOnly play footy in footy countryDon't give a shit about your kike agenda of """"expanding the game""""
>14 goals>26 behinds
Afl is getting mogged by the nrl in its expansion teams
>>154494752this is true
>>154494752GoodExpansion kills the gameThe sooner the AFL kills the Qld and NSw teams the better
>>154494684dogshit op demands a dogshit thread
Sad to say but South Melbourne and Fitzroy should have just foldedLetting the AFL rape their zombie corpses for the jew dollar is a disgrace
>>154494747two shit teams
Who's posting the FUCKING PORN
>>154494780true actually
vaccines and abortions microchips come
>>154494788might post some stuff on hc later
Dinner's ready
no one will ever give a fuck about the 'gold coast suns' or 'gws giants'
no one will ever give a fuck about the 'port adelaide power'
>>154494816That's true thoDefinitive list of fake clubs:>West Coast Eagles>Fremantle Dockers>Adelaide Crows>Port Power>Sydney Swans>GWS Giants>Brisbane Lions>Gold Coast SunsAll LITERALLY creations of the AFL
no one will ever give a fuck about the 'collingwood magpies'
>>154494810Make sure you don't lose weight too fast or you'll get stretchmarks
>>154494841why is this post in dots and dashes
>>154494845:----
>>154494841make sure you don't say that one more time cunt or i'll get prison bars iykwim haha
Imagine if we still had state leaguesCorrrrThey'd never let this happen because their all utterly evil.
>>154494859no one will ever give a fuck about the 'collingwood magpies'
>We're not called Port Power, we're Port Adelaide Football Club*checks terms of entry to the AFL that Port Power snaked the SANFL about**listens to Port Power franchise song*Hmmm
You don't understand The Showdown between the Adelaide Crows (owned by the AFL) and Port Power (sold out SANFL and their souls to the AFL) is actually the most based game alive
*be's dying of dysentery and TB*a-at least nobody will ever give a hoot about that new collingwood. Brittania FOREVER
Why did that dude just bitch slap clarry
Afl was never a good sport
>>154494863bell st tram stop in 15 minutes champ
my tea's gone cold, i'm wondering why i got out of bed at all
Watching hockey fights because I'd rather that than this bullshit
What a shit arse boring game
>>154494895THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
fucking hell the game's dead
Unironically didn't watch a single minute of footo today. What happened
>win free kick count>lose?>>154494906meant team iykwim haha
seeing clayton talking to christian in non-melbourne jumpers makes me irrationally angry. i hate melbum
Music is for fags and women
>>154494944dunno mate
what about lesbians champ
>>154494944It's just total dogshitThey need a total resetEvery step over the last 20 years has made it worse and worseHonestly I think it was the Hawks in the 2008 gf with the rushed behinds that totally mindbroke the AFL. They've been boxing at shadows since, making wrong decision after wrong decisionThe fans have had enough. Most of my mates watch less footy now than five years ago and I would guess I'm another five years they will watch almost none
Singing and dancing is for fags and women too
4 potential good games next round
>>154494979EhhI'm not seeing itCats v Pies is it, really
I do the opposite of what normoids doI say the opposite of what normoids sayI think the opposite of what normoids thinkI like the opposite of what normoids like
>>154494979i only see 2, fred haw, cats pies thanks for reminding me to do my tips tho
The AFL media is "please watch our sport" but their talking to what should be their core constituencyA truly sick state of affairsThe game is in terminal decline unless we take radical action
which player has been raped up the bum
>>154495022Have you seen Chad Warner's hairless cock, balls and arsehole?
>>154495022that kid at geelong
not a catter but that geelong downy is beyond based
I know for a fact that all the Geelong players used to pass around the that down syndrome kid like a dirty tissueVery awful people
>>154494991>>154495005North/swans could be good, and saints/suns should be close
>>154495065>interstate teams
>>154495076Stupid cunt. I’m off to bed, talk tomorrow.
ate too much pasta
Thinking bout having a wank tonight
liking porn with dicks is gay
James Sicily up there as one of the biggest flogs in AFL history imho
Wish I was tech literate
Jarryd Roughhead was a grossly overrated player
>>154495399lgm
Nathan Brown and Bernie Vince are the two biggest fuckwits I've ever seen in my life
I am horny
>>154495600hi horny i'm dad
>>154494535crisp my dog last night.fed him leftover chicken thigh and he was farting up a firestorm all through the night (he sleeps on the floor of my bedroom).
>>154494895>>154494939
my dick is embarrassingly small
oh look a train
im just a retarded faggot with a small dick
>>154494955
>>154496059he's s simian
>>154496010How small?
>>154496157it's an interesting discussion
Ohayou alfies
Morning alf
mornin, whats for brekky lads, just cracked open a beer
>>154506170english muffin with egg caramelised onion, and hash brown.
>>154506170black coffee, shot of vodka and durrys
Morning lads how good were the swans yesterday
>>154506610i know aye, i sucked mad dick in celebration
Good morning alf
Wish my back wasn't always sore.
I wish I wasn't so tired all the time
>>154495836They cute
>>154495836Always seems to be lots of qts in the crowd at Suns and Swans games.
>>154508039gold coast is the home of hot sluts in ausonly the well off follow the swans in sydney so naturally their girls look better too
>>154507797Take the chinese hard bed pill
>>154505894Another classic saints grand final choke
Game status: gone
>>154508107Wish I had a hot swans supporting gf like Sydney Sweeney
>>154508226Wonder what errorls hot misso thinks about him with Sydney?
The crows and port showdown MUST be played at the MCG
>>154508226SS: "Omg hiiii">EG: "Uh hey h-how's it going haha"SS: "Woow you're not as tall as I thought LOL">EG: "Haha yeah nothing like the rucks aye"SS: "What's a ruck ha ha?">EG: "They're the tallest blokes on the field"SS: "... Why aren't you out there anyway?">EG: "Oh uh I'm recovering from an injury, should be right to go in a couple a months"SS: "Omg I'm so sorry that suuucks">EG: "Yeah nah it's all good, the boys just wrap their arms around me and I help em out from the bench"SS: *Imagines the boys wrapping their arms around Errol and bites her lip*>EG: "... Uhhh welp there's the siren, nice to see ya cheers" *scurries off*
PURE CLASS FROM THE LITTLE CHAMP
>>154508597sad little gremlin typing allat out.
>>154508111>the chinese invented sleeping on the ground
>>154508906Return to tradition
>>154508886Why is it sad?
>>154508597Fun read, thanks mate
the showdown is the biggest club rivalry in australia and it isn't even close>showdowndaylight>collingwood/carlton>carlton/essendon>eastern suburbs/south sydney>hawthorn/geelong>essendon/hawthorn>south melbourne hellas/melbourne croatia>sydney fc/wandererstime to give it the attention it deserves on the BIG stage - the MCG, in front of a national audience
Fold north and aints
Not feeling well today, could use some arms wrapped around me
Heard a woman for the first time say we need to wrap our arms around them this morning on the abc
>>154510247which player would you like to give you a loving, comforting non sexual embrace?
Newey>>154510422>>154510422>>154510422
>>154510295I don't like being touched
