The final of the snooker world championship begins today, with 2005's winner Shaun Murphy taking on Wu Yize.Shaun Murphy beat John Higgins 17-15 in his semi-final, while Wu Yize dramatically beat Mark Allen 17-16.>Sessions (BST)>Sunday>13:00 and 19:00>Monday>13:00 and 19:00Previous thread >>154480506
snooker is a good sport much better than golf (which isn't a sport btw)
Where does it rank in the hall of fame of misses?
Morning lads, how are we? I shall not post my thread because we don't need a >wrong threadincident again. You lot can make use of my OP though>Schedule:https://www.flashscore.com/snooker/>Coverage:BBC One/Two/FourEurosportTNT Sports>Streams:https://www.livehdtv.com/https://stream2watch.pk/sports_tv.phphttps://streamsports99.website/https://freestreams-live1c.pk/
>>154493593GWAN YEEZY
>>154493609In terms of tournament/stage of tournament/scoreline/difficulty of shot I'd say it's top 5 of all time, definitely up there with Jimmy's black in 1994
>>154493618thx for the streams
Going to da cruce again next year!>>154493618Cheers, you had me worried!
Anime.This is live footage of the party they're having in hell right now to celebrate their representative playing in the final of the World Snooker Championship 2026, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
Ready for the snooker
Who do you retards want to win?
>Shorn in the final>animetosho, pretty much the only direct download site with new anime releases is closing next weekThe world is ending. We had a good run.>>154493706#TeamABSAnyone But Shaun
>>154493706wumurphy looks like a 50 year old baby. i dont know how to describe it but it puts me off
>>154493713It's his overly upbeat and amiable personality which gets me. Can't trust someone like that.
>>154493706Anyone but Shorn.
>>154493593>>154493618Thrilla in Sheffielda
>>154493727Wu is truly a hero. Imagine having to stand this close to Shorn looking at his face without any sort of safety glasses.
>>154493727brutal nosemog
>>154493609Riggins tier miss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR03vXUFpWMSurely Allen won't end up like Ray FinkleI'm not sure what's the snooker equivalent term for "laces out"
>>154493642sweet
>>154493706Shorn, I touched on it yesterday but the generation I, and probably everyone else here, has grown up on is slowly fading away. It won't be long until eventually class after class of snooker players from China start maturing and taking the top 16 and lads like Trump, Robbo, Selby, Willo, Riggins, Shorn, Mork, Jegg etc. will fall to the wayside. If Yize wins that's two Chinese champions in a row. Bingtao and Zhao being banned slowed it for a bit but the wave won't stop.
>>154494048That Mark Allen miss will go down as British snooker's Suez moment.
Is Mork destined to be remembered as the greatest player never to play in the final of the worlds?>>154493706Even though I fucking hate him I kind of want Shorn to win, I don't think I can cope with another meme winner.
what snacks you got the final
>>154494455Gonna have a blue moon or two, have a pizza too.
>>154494455Can't be beat
>>154494455a nice big roast methinks, two meats and all just like shorn would want
>>154494478Blue moon gives me the shits and migraines
Remember, Morph is our friend today
>In terms of
how many calories a day do you think Shaun Murphy puts away, unironcially?
>>154494656Nyet. Yize all the way.
Murphy could become the third oldest World Champion in the modern era on Monday. Only Ronnie and Reardon were older
>>154493798>I'm not sure what's the snooker equivalent term for "laces out"No kicks!
>>154494048>muh heckin’ based ladsWhen I were a lad the snooker players were proper characters like, Alex Higgins, Willie Thorne, liked a smoke and a drink, had a personality, not like these modern twats with their gym routines and their zesty antics.
>>154494455I'm riddled with cold so I'll be sipping pepsi max and trying to stay awake.
I just want him to beat ShaunMore than YCPs have ever doneMake my wish come trueAll I want for world champ is Wuuuu
>>154494455beer, canned cocktails, nuts, chocolate, cream cakes
GWAN HAZEL
bookies are making this 50/50surprised tbqh. Murphy has beaten much better players and is in bang form AND has experience
Snooker history bros, when did the world championship get its prestige? I'm looking through the Wikipedia page of past winners and there are men who went by the names of Joe and Fred Davis who absolutely dominated the early years but you never hear their names in conversations about the goats.
>>154494088I keep wanting to make a post asking if he’s the best player never to be world champion, but of course Jimmy White never won it either. So you could be right about him being the best never to reach a final.
>>154495001Late 60s/70s
>>154495001when colour TV was invented.that's why snooker was pushed.
>>154495001People usually have the crucible as the cut-off of the old era to the new one. John Pullman is another fellow who has 8 world titles for example
gwan shorn
>>154494656Stfu retard
>>154494993I think the last time Wu played Shaun, Wu absolutely spanked him, so that’s being taken into consideration.>>154495001In those days, the professional snooker tour was a small club of players who all knew each other. If you wanted to become a professional, you had to apply to join their special secret club. The “open era”, when anyone could apply to play in qualifiers and could potentially win it, is probably when the prestige started. However, that was in 1968 I think, and that means there are early open-era winners who are also completely forgotten. I always get John Pulman and John Spencer mixed up, but one of them was incredibly dominant and yet never gets mentioned either.
>>154495001In the 80s, when snooker became popular on television.I don't mind who wins. I just want it to finish late on Monday. It's always disappointing when there's been a decent tourney, but the final is a whitewash. A proper nail-biter is what I want.
Fucking Murphy has got to the final, how has that happened then.
CAH MON WU
>>154495041>murphy finalhow you know its been an arse tournament... jk
If Wu Yize wins, he will be interviewed by Rob Walker, and that’s just going to look too weird. Like a field of bamboo sticks. If they hug each other, it might start a fire.
Where is Desi?
GURN BABY GURNBISCUIT INFERNO
Kenlads wife doing the cointoss
>>154495055Every time she's not refereeing all the players should be asking "Where's Desi?"
Yize looks like he's been rubbing his head against the carpet
>morph in final>parrott commentatingI hate it already
That's it, it's over.
Once or twice, I said that I was happy that I had started watching snooker too late to have seen Shorn lift the big trophy. Let me say it a few more times in the future. ThereforeGWAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154495071I hate it alreadyI hate it already
Do you think Shaun's made the connection between not commentating and punditing and getting to a final?
GWAN SEAMAN
based seaman happy with that mention :))
>>154495093Wu looks utterly exhausted. Shaun looks like he's ready to give Sebastian Sawe a close race.
was the semi final fixed
>>154495098Did you just dox yourself lmao
I've never seen Seaman without a moustache.
>>154495093>Elton John and Jacob Collier on stage at the Royal Albert Hall (colourised)
>>154495106Possibly. Please also charge your phone.
>>154495107It's a Worlds thread tradition at this point
>>154495107My thoughts entirely
>>154495108Mines just sticky and white. Is there something wrong with me?
>>154495107unironcially, no lmao
>Morphin
>>154493713> but it puts me offare you gay or something even worse?
sending a dominos pizza to west sussex lads
>>154495119mine looks like an albino groucho marx
1st for Ania and Natalia
>>154495119>he hasn't trimmed his pubes into a moustache
>>154495131aren't you old enough to be Murphy's dad?
sending a dominos to fred west in exchange for sex ladsoh sorry this isn't /brit/cam ooooonnnn shooooorn moooooorrrphyyyy
>>154495098Alright, now we know where we're holding the /147/ meetup.
The player to win the first frame goes on to win the match about half the time so this is very important.
Brian doesn't look impressed
>>154494048> two Chinese champions in a rowMust bever happen!
>>154495147without providing his details, what did he do to dox himself?
don't, it's unironcially not my address that screenshot was on my phone because I was verifying an address off somebody I meant to post a complete different image, finger slipped
>>154495149This is even more effective in the Shoot Out.
Don't let Shaun murphys tarq exterior fool you he fucking hates chinese people he won't want to lose this one
>>154495131My friend last night told me about another friend who has recently given birth. She said, “It is not an attractive baby.” All I could think was, “Are they supposed to be?”
David Seaman's head is giant
>>154495158Only address, detailed from what I can tell, no names.
apparently David seaman isn't a lovely bloke my grandmother met him and she said he had small hands for a goalkeeper and he got all weird and defensive about it
>>154495169what a tooltypical of /147/
>>154495156Brian looking like an elderly lesbian, sad to see.
>>154495153>>154495034
>>154495158It was a screenshot of an email to confirm he’d bought tickets for next year. I looked at it myself and missed all the personal details, and now I’m seething that he’s deleted it and I can’t go back and read them.
I would be slightly concerned if it was my actual address, and not someone I was sending a pokemon plushie too
>>154495171When we were eleven my friend met him when she went ice skating and he was practising for dancing on ice. She said he was nice to her.
FUCK FRAME BALLS
>>154495153I agree, BUT, if young Chinese players win regularly, the pundits might get off Zhao Xintong’s dick at last and stop idolising him every time he wins a rudimentary frame.
>>154495092Fucking hope so, I've slagged him off every time he's been a pundit while still in a tournament because there's no way it's not distracting>not knowing how to use the archiveIt was only a screenshot of an address in Worthing, not very interesting
>>154495172typical of worlds tourists
>>154495177You should be more concerned about your battery. Fancy wheeling and dealing on the internet with 3% battery left. I bet Wu Yize never lets his go below 50%.
what a pot
How would Shorn feel if he didn’t have breakfast this morning?
>>154495211But he did have breakfast this morning.
reckon shauns had a few breakfasts today so far dont you worry about it
eating breakfast is actually a fit persons habit it's the needless meal supper that is a fat persons habit
>>154495194Xiaown disenchanted Xintong
>Shaun "Muhgician" Murphy literally losing to a kid that probably only had about 3 hours rest since winning the biggest match of his life last nightoh no no no
GWAN BIG MAN
Morning lads. Comfy Sunday cleaning carpets with rugdoctor from local garden centre. Snooks on in background. cMON WU
>>154495235Big vertically, or big horizontally?
>>154495215It’s been at least 30 minutes since Shorn’s last packet of mini cheddars. He’ll be rushing to finish the frame and will fuck it.
Wuu wuu
>Shaun Murphy ateNow the refs mocking him.
YOU FAT IDIOT
AHHH I CANT POT
>>154495098>>154495107it's the annual /147/ human sacrifice to pendulum-chan and roof-chan
>seniors final is bo19 lmao that will be torture
>>154495237>cleaning carpets with rugdoctorThis is the last thing I expected to hear, have fun mate
>>154495055At my place right now
>>154495246his opponents should coax him with pot brownies pre match, he wouldn't be able to resist
will Runnie actually play at the seniors?
>>154495237Baized combination
Yize has to put in a lot of work in his first frame.
What's Shaun's endgame here?
>we could get back-to-back chinese world championsNot sure how I feel about that.
some diabolical safety play here
>>154495266Seems like it. They must be paying him a hefty sum to show up.
>>154495281Lose a stone or two.
>>154495273Can I clean my baize with that product?
>>154495281Win the matchGet 500 grandHit up the all you can eat Chinese buffetSimple as
>>1544952552024 bo92025 bo152026 bo19insane
>>154495284It’s more the fact that it’ll be the fourth or fifth meme winner in a row that gets me. A Chinese winner is no weirder than Luca Brecel being world champion.
dear GOD shaun
That settled sip.
Fucking over
I'm not expert but that was really bad safety play from Shaun there wasn't it?
The chinese fella reminds me of a chinese alex turner from arctic monkeys
>>154495255>>154495298>everything getting worse>meanwhile Seniors
Kyren's not a bad pundit it's just his godawful voice.
>>154495298Right. who actually wants to watch that lmao? it was fine in the shorter format.
oh the super break-off
FUCKING HELL SHAUN
I knew this stupid breakoff shot would bite him in the ass eventually.
Shaun spilling his spaghetti already
Murphy can’t even fucking break. We are so fucked
I’m getting really sick of people saying players can “pot them off the lampshades”. You can say it once, with poetic licence, but there aren’t even any lampshades in the Crucible. It doesn’t make any sense to repeat it every single frame.
>>154495329I do ngl
not followed Murphy. What's with his break off technique?
nice break fatty boomboom
The virgin Marcel Eckhart vs the chad Rob Spencer
he can pot it off his cock!
>>154495348magically opening the reds without leaving a pottable ballunless it does KWAB
>>154495348whenkeepingitrealgoeswrong.png
>>154495361>magically opening the reds without leaving a pottable balllol delusional
>>154495109Lel
I missed the build up for the match, why was the Chinese woman doing the coin toss? And was the thicc one unavailable?
Idk if it's a common thought but i always thought Shaun Murphy was a TV chef. He has the 100% correct physiognomy and physicality of one.
>>154495401Jamie Oliver's brother
>blood sugar alarms goes off>frame ruined
maybe shaun hasnt had his brekkie after all
What the FUCK is his problem?
>>154495425He is the problem.
>>154495425
Someone give him some fucking crisps or something fucking hell he’s losing it
>>154495425no enough snacks in the dressing room
Who even fucking has their phone on loud these days ffs
I know Shorn missed and lmao, but the phones thing should be zero tolerance, if yours makes a noise during the match then off you fuck, you've already been told a million times
>Before we start can we please ask everyone to remember the Epstein fileswhy did he say this?
this is why the strategy worksleave hard pots that the opponent is more likely to miss
All Allen had to do was pot a black. I think he should be investigated just to see whether it was deliberate or game incident.
someone get that man a greggs STAT
>>154493618Where can I actually watch it? It's supposed to be airing on BBC1 but the BBC1 stream here is showing some womens football shit
>>154495494ALL YOU HAD TO WAS POT THE DAMN BLACK CJ
>>154495498betfair
>>154495494>he should be investigated"Did you do it deliberately?""No."
>>154495465>>154495471And there are so many events that don't allow phones these days so it's crazy that a sport that demands silence hasn't enforced a rule.
>>154495495I reckon Shorn's a pret man, and there's no prets in Sheffield >>154495498It's literally on BBC1, BBC2 has women's football
Reanne Evans paid an etsy witch to curse Mork
>>154495498>https://snooker-live.ru/Stream 4 has the lowest delay.
how does he do it ladsquite majestic
>>154495504Ah shit, here we go again. Worst place in the world. The Crucible, semi-final.
>>154495471Don't understand how it's still a problem, they need to figure something out, especially at the cruce.
STOP PLAYING FOR POSITION AND JUST POT THE FACKIN BALL
RELEASE THE FILES
>>154495471i'd feel the same if it was 10/20 years ago but modern phones are so beyond humans in terms of tech, i bet 99% of people with them have no clue how to put them on silent. you can't even "turn a phone off" anyway; they're always listening.
>>154495507no account>>154495519ok but the site is showing me this>>154495533thanks mate, but no english commentary is sad
>>154495537lmao
>>154495566>no english commentary
>>154495498>>154495566Ooops it seems that they're showing BCC scotland lmao
>>154495494Hand wasnt on the greenTook like 3 seconds to make the shotJust pure adrenaline retard moment
Someone tell me what the fuck Shaun is doing
>>154495566I've no idea what that site is, I'd suggest you take up your grievance with the site as BBC1 has the snooker on, what's wrong with just using the BBC Sport site anyway?
Hello lads, American here. Started watching snooker a few weeks ago when I saw a video of Ronnie hitting the 153. Enjoying the tournament and this thread a lot. GWAN WU
>>154495537"The back of your neck look like a pack of hot dogs" - Wu Yize to Shaun Murphy, Pre-match
>>154495587Reckon he had a dodgy curry last night and his guts are bubbling away
>>154495593GWAN AMERICABOY
im going to start drinking
>>154495620What's the protocol if a player shits themselves mid frame?
>>154495584dang. the other sites in that post seem useless too.>>154495589there's obviously no point complaining to an illegal streaming site anon, i was imply asking the person who posted it if they had any more specific directions to watch it>what's wrong with just using the BBC Sport site anywayno loicence and they kept sending me letters last time I watched an official stream, yeah I'm overly paranoid so be itjust wanna watch the snooker :(
Tv license?
Was that Desi?
KWAB WHAT A DUMB BITCH
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK OFF PROTESTOR SCUM
kek
What happened?
I don't pay mine
>>154495642Prophetic
>>154495642https://www.livetvuk.com/bbc-one-live/
What the fuck is wrong with people this year.lelNEVER FORGET THE EPSTEIN FILES
shuan is playing like a fucking dosser
good thing they didn't expect tactical battles
Imagine going to all that trouble and whatever your protest is about goes completely unheard about
This would never happen in China
the Chinese are simply the superior race undeniable at this point will never invade Taiwan because they will never need to
>>154495666>>154495677what a waste of gets
>>154495650I assume it was a streaker since she had a woman's voice, but she didn't even make it onto TV so it was just a pointless disruption. Political people usually yell whatever they care about, and I don't think she did.
>>154495661won't play lol
Would be fine with chinese domination of snooker if it means they keep away from me darts
>>154495642There are a load of official streams here. I don't know if they'll trace your IP to an unlicensed property.https://github.com/iptv-org/iptv/blob/master/streams/uk_bbc.m3u
>>154495642Look up Kodi and the www-iplayer plugin. There's probably a Reddit guide somewhere for setting it up.
>>154495690does for me. git a better browser or somethin.
>>154495684At least it's not the powder shit again
what would've happened if the tv license girl had pushed all the balls around? just play where they finish?
>go take a shower>i miss somethingTypical.
>>154495738>tfw no Rob Walker vacuuming asmr
>>154495694>>154495699im not fuckin downloading weird shit>>154495713tried on firefox and edge, idk maybe it's because of adblock or summin
>One of the Syndicate's female victims escapes and tries to get on TV to warn us about their crimes, but gets stopped and hidden from the innocent viewersSounds familiar. NEVER FORGET THE EPSTEIN FILES
>>154495642Oh no not the heckin TV license letterinos!!!
>>>/wsg/6140183https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777815416247089.webmWhy did she do it? And why not naked?
>>154495748Players take a break while ref sets up the table as it was
>>154495763I just tried on Firefox, with uBlock Origin, and it doesn't work for me either. So you're not imagining things. But there must be other streams you can find. I have a TV, and they cannot check the TV licence if you just have a TV. Watching on iPlayer, they can probably check via your IP address, but just get a TV lmao
>>154495593Welcome to /147/ my dude.
are these fuckers already trying to break the longest frame record again or what
>>154495593GWAN WU
Think that women has knocked Yize off his stride, hes probably got no idea what's going on bless him
>>154495793kek.
did Shorn slam too many street workers last night or something?
>>154495793BRAINLESS. WOKE. CUNT.
>>154495879Ollie single-handedly saved snooker that evening.
>>154495899fuck are u going on about. how is moaning about the loiscence woke?
perfect time for Shaun to fuck up his break-off again
>>154495879If Mark Allen had potted that black last night, he'd have been in today's webm as well. Spooky.
lmao what a fucking fraud
great shot morph
>>154495899>being against the tv licence>wokegoalposts be shiftin
Lel, perfect
HAHAHAHAHAH IN OFF HAHAHAHAH
OFFICIAL SHAUN SETTLED STATUS: UN-
>>154495919Obviously discussing the brainless woke cunt that charged the venue just now, not the brainless woke cunt in charge of streaming in the UK.
It's finally over
semen spotted
>>154495958but enough about Tati on my lap
Hahaha>Morphy>Iam too smart to winLmao
>>154495947>>154495941
>>154495947she was "protesting" the tv licence
Wu is rather a brainlet for a Chinese.His tactical game is very bad, safety shots are careless.Morphy needs to engage him in long tactical battles.
>>154496013>a Chineseracist cunt.zero tolerance for chuds like youget off this website.NOW.
>2 protesters>nothing about the upcoming Sheffield city council electionsReally not doing a good job of keeping me politically informed here. I don't even know the main issues.
>>154496022fuckin hilarious lad
>>154496013My boy Wu Yize, just needs more time.
>>154496013>>154496022Youre both edgy racist mongs fuck off
is the big man, dare i say it, BACK?
>>154496064MorphMen are feasting once more
>>154495763Go here:https://www.livereacting.com/tools/dash-playerPaste this in the box:https://vs-cmaf-pushb-uk-live.akamaized.net/x=4/i=urn:bbc:pips:service:bbc_one_east_midlands/iptv_mse_v0_hevc.mpdClick on play.
WUu
Murphy no longer looking Shorn of confidence
>>154496105Tested it on anon's behalf but it gave me sound without video, maybe it will work for anon
>>154495827
>>154496105seems to be working, assuming I'm meant to be watching steve davis yabber on about his life right now?
Poor Jimmy White, 6 finals and lost all 6.
>>154495793Wonder what the hundreds of millions of Chinese lads think when they see shit like this
can't believe virgo's still dead
>>154496176Yes.Another option is to download this playlist with button rel:https://github.com/iptv-org/iptv/blob/master/streams/uk_bbc.m3uthen download VLC here:https://www.videolan.org/Open it, then go to 'Open File' and open the .m3u file you've just downloaded. Now go to View>Playlist and choose a stream.
>>154496236He'll live on forever in our hearts.
>>154496219Same thing the entire rest of the world thinks and knows all too well. All of these idiotic problems are caused by one tiny little group of people.
you now remember Markus Titus Selbius
Where does the time go.
>>154496172
>>154496290Rest in zest
>>154496105>>154496266alright sweet, just comparing it to the russian one that was linked earlier this english one does seem to be even more delayed, but it's somethin, thank you very much!kinda crazy to me that there doesn't seem to exist anywhere just a straight up stream of bbc1 other than the official site
>>154496290
you now remember the emperor of pot
>morfy v random chinaman #276Not terribly excited about the final this year to be honest
>>154496366https://dlstreams.com/watch.php?id=356
>>154496400He is Pol Pot
>go to the snooker final just to cough and throat clear between every shot
>"you now remember" postsfind a better way
GWAN WU
>>154496454what are you mad about now lil fella?
>still no centuryi'm getting the shakes
Based Seaman.
>>154496432i would be highly distrustful of a spectator who didn't do this. it is expected and required of a true supporterif someone sat next to me at the snooker made no bodily noises whatsoever i would highly suspect them of being a plant ready to rush the table yelling indescipherable support for some obscure cause at any given moment
>>154496521why are they standing with Sir Alex?
God I cannot describe how much I hate Abigail something about how she asks questions makes my blood boil
higgins would've easily potted that double
>>154496549It was the style at the time.
I don't think this seaman spotting sport is for me
>>154496573
It's Wuver
Low quality final so far
>>154496690The Semis are always better, think it's the same for every sport.
It's like watching a game down the local Rileys
>>154496725Which of the 15 remaining locations?Watching a game in the club is even worse but at least the blokes playing tend to have a bit of character.
>>154496690>tfw we were robbed of higgins-allen final
GWAN SHORN
Shorn looking quite good now so hes likely to throw in a bad miss to allow Wu back in
>5pm finish make me like
this feels like a quarter final
>>154496828for me, it was Wu vs Higgy
>the year is 2037>the 11th chinese one hit wonder in a row, Hu Cares, has just won the world title>the crucible renovations have just been completed, removing 500 seat because no-one wants to watch anymore
It's either too Yeezy or Wu hard for this very likeable Chinese player
>it was 3-0
>>154496946Would have liked to have seen Trump v Xintong. I picked a Murphy v Wu final last week. Shame I was too stupid to bet on that.
>>154497006He has no B game.It's either A or C-minus
>>154496976it's better than having no snooker to watch because British players couldn't get good
>>154496711I don't think that's true. People probably just remember the better of the two semifinals.
>>154496976>we can finally enjoy snooker in peace
>>154497040Retvrn to the Marshall Arena
>>154496846faggot
>>154495565I have noticed how iPhones (which have a little button to put them on silent) often have the same default ringtone, and you never hear that ringtone. Android phones, meanwhile, have multiple places where you need to turn the volume down, because you can turn off media sound but not the ringtone and stuff, and I think it’s always Android phones that go off. So you’re probably right.
>>154496013When white players play like this, we call them nawty.
SNACKTURY
>>154496219>It must be really important for someone to risk reeducation camps and gulags and execution and having their organs harvested just to mention it in public. I’m so glad we don’t have anything as Orwellian as a “TV licence” in China
>>154497194A nawty long pot from Yize just then.
>>154497006Hoping Selby will take Wu under his wing to impart the knowledge of the lemon
Yeezy has entered the zone of nawtyness
>>154496828Murphy-Allen were the players I wanted, but Higgins-Wu would have been the best story. We’ve got neither of those, but at least I can cheer for (sigh) Shaun Murphy.
>>154497251If Wu hasn’t learnt zest from his match with Mark Allen, I think he might be retarded.
Wu Yize bros how are we feeling
>>154497355>Scared, worried. Now i'm panickin'
>>154497380>AM GONNA LOSE ME JOB
>>154495565You can turn a phone off to the point where there is no chance it will make a sound.. the advice should not be to put phone on silent that is asking for trouble.
Skinny twink with the Michael Jackson stance but he's a good player
>>154497404>Thanks for this, ruined my bank holiday.
>>154497351Wu's safety game needs some work but it isn't going to come from one match
SHORN MORPHY IS A MASSIVE CUNT
>The shanty town of morphville
Why is Moprh playing like an asshole?
>Morphine addicts
>>154497474genuinely does anyone disagree with this?
sneak peek
Has David Seaman got a book coming out or something?
Is David Seaman at the snooker? I think I might have spotted him in the audience, and the commentators have made a couple of very subtle references
The next time somebody wants an illegal stream of the snooker, they should get it from Scouse snooker commentator John Pirate.
>>154495565Am I the only person in the world that does not carry a mobile smartphone? (And, no, I'm not a boomer.)
>>154497593No I don't think.so mate, what could have given you that idea?
Hasn’t Shaun Murphy in the past said they should ban playing for snookers?
>>154496315surely the list of people who've just won one is long?
>>154497575
>>154497643t. lone wolf
>>154497651Really? What a pussy
>>154496918What will you do with the extra 25 minutes?
sup /wuu/
>>154497668Maybe Desi isn’t refereeing because she is pregnant, and when she goes into labour, this will be what the baby sees.
Wu lucky to be level actually.Did not play well.
>>154497560Why?
>>154497651Yes, he thinks in the game of snooker, you should not be able to win a frame by playing for snookers once behind.Just an unmitigated cunt.
>>154497651Past a certain point iirc yeah
>>154497680I'm going to continue plugging all the gaps in the wall out the back of my house so wasps can't make a nest in the cavity
>>154497707>Desi isn’t refereeing because she is pregnantPLAP PLAP PLAP
>>154497707
>>154497776Ah denying migrants habitable homes, typical UK pastime.
>>154497795Disrespectful post
This interview with the cameraman isn’t that exciting, but the jazz in the background is fantastic.
>>154497821Bee gone
>>154496236When do you think he'll come back?
>>154497776Is there a gap? There's always a gap.
>>154497733why what? why do i want to know? why do many people think he's a cunt? why do i personally think he's a cunt? why am i posting in general?im not going to waste my time trying to guess what question you're asking and then write an answer to it, only to find out you meant something else, you prick.
>>154497776Cool
>>154496315I remember watching Shorn win in 2005. I was sick and off school staying at my Grandma's. Pre /147/ but still comfy as fuck
Do you think anyone has anyone ever put a snooker ball up their ass?
>>154497860Huh?
Who the fuck is this David Semen and why won’t everyone shut up about him?
>assfoy
listening to Cameron winter- heavy metal during the mid session interval
>>154497878Ebdon as a healing ritual
I reckon wu Yize should try to distract Shaun Murphy by sticking some fried chicken balls in pockets Shaun Murphy isn't going for
>>154497878If you go to a snooker club, the balls are always smaller than the ones you see on TV. And those ones would definitely fit. Or so I assume.I think the smaller ones are used in snooker clubs because they are cheaper to replace, so I guess people keep stealing them. I don’t know how they manage to walk after stealing more than a couple.
>>154497878I saw a video of a woman potting a ball by ejecting the cue ball from her front bottom once. If that counts?
>>154497795The black blazer and trousers reminds me of perving on girls bottoms at school
>>154497878no. never. not a single human in history has ever been so depraved.
>>154497878I know they have. I know
>>154497888He was the goalkeeper for Arsenal back when they won things. David Semen is also the father of Chinese snooker prodigy Wu Jizzer.
>>154497912>listening to Cameron winter Condolences
>>154497575>>154497668>what the gnelf sees from inside peggy's shirt
>>154497983cuz you are water 12 feet deep...
Just 9 (nine) sleeps until the Women's World Champs
>>154498179
never 4get the TV loicense lads
>>154498257Probably trying to drum up hits for her OnlyFilthyWhores account.
>>154498257Cute, I would share my loicense with her if you catch my drift.
>>154498257Snooker referees are basically just bouncers that are capable of basic arithmatic
>>154498257>tats like a graffiti'd freight traingame's gone
Does anyone have any WEBM''s of any of Morphy's goals?
Perhaps I'm low on selbium but it's kind of scary how easy it seems to be for people to invade the arena. Do they not have any security? If someone ran in with an explosive it'd be a massacre.
What did the dumb bitch actually say?
>>154498257
>>154498557triple crownhole in one9-darterAustralian divegrass championnothing he can't do
>>154498257wu Yize got the deanettes frothing
>>154498753Something about how nobody pays their tv loicence. She sounded half cut.
>>154497983Did she do it out of her back pussy too?
>>154498755Ew!
>>154498257victoria verstappen in the front row>>154498755young lisowski
>>154498397Right you. Out.... Now
>>154498755Good time to pick your nose when everyones attention is diverted.
>>154498257What channel/stream are you watching? The beeb didn't show her unless I missed it
>>154498773You forgot that he's also a doctor.
Doctor, doctor heal yourself
She was as CUTE!
when does the snooker start again?
>>15450033825 minutes + ~15 minutes of talking.
>>154500318shes a bit of a deanette with fake tits and dire tattoos but she seems like she would probably be an alright person once you get to know her. not that I would ever try to get to know her. her fanny is probably alright
>>154500367Girls with tats are the best shags but you wouldn't marry one
>>154500318If rpmmie was in the final she would have been naked
Gwan Seema
>>154500318>She was as CUTE!In a ruin your life kind of way
>>154500876Good thing he's a jobber then, children watch this.
Is Shorn (fatty) a better or worse player after eating his several dinners?
>>154500941Better. It's like PEDs to him.
>>154500880a small sacrifice
ha ha!time for alanlysis
>>154501061*alanysis
>>154501061Very atmospheric. Nice.
>>154498257I'd Wu her Yize if you catch my drift
>>154501061Analcyst
BISCUIT INFERNOOOOO
>check your phone or get thrown outBEYOND BASED
TURN YER BLOODY PHONES OFF
Pellew: PRESENT
GURN BABY GURN
>>154501200Imagine if your phone was off but you didnt check and it got you thrown out. Just wouldn't be on, that.
I’ve always thought it’d be funny if one of those emergency / amber alerts got triggered mid Match
what is he moanin about now
GWAN THE YOUNG CHINESE FUTURE WORLD CHAMPION
>>154501241Distracted by the rumbly in his tumbly, requested a pack of cheddars
aw bad luck shawn
>>154501241The ghost of Paul Hunter
>>154501241He was gonna have a Pot Noodle before coming out but it wouldn’t cool down enough in time even when he was blowing on it so he’s had to leave it :(
>>154501267request: denied by the tyrant rob spencer
>>154501209next year it'll be his turn I'm sure of it
>>154501209Can someone PellewPill me? I've watched snooker for years and cant remember him reffing any game even close to being important
>>154501327>Home Nations and Championship League matches not important
>>154501325
>>154501327Because he was too young. Now he's finally an adult, so he can work as a referee.
Unreal pot.
Considering buying tickets for next year. Any tips on what seats are good or best value at the crucib owl?
>>154501325>heh i'm still a young fella... just have to wait my turn is all...
>>154501391Bought mine via Sheffield Theatres, it gives you a full seating plan with prices listed for each seat type.If you want to see a particular player, obviously you will have to wait until much closer to the tournament until R1 draws are decided, but you then run the risk of no tickets being available. I believe next year's grand finals are already sold out.Some tickets will become available again closer to the date as some people inevitably cancel, but if you just want to attend at all and soak in the atmosphere, get on Sheffield Theatres and see what the prices are like for further-back seats in R1, probably in the region of £50 per session.
>>154501391First row between the blue and pink and hope for Desi or Tati.
Shaun's break off backfiring against someone who is better at longpotting than him and isn't cursed.
Wu's underwear on show, needs a word having. This is the world finals and we wont stand for that lack of decorum.
>>154501592lel fucks sake yize
>>154501592>isn't cursedWasn't. Until you said it.
Imagine be an English boomer who is so fucking stupid they don't know how to turn a phone off, and lack the intelligence to ask anyone how to do so. Fucking imbeciles.
>>154501615If I went to a final, I'd be wearing a suit old days.
>>154501686ffs I'm a mong
>>154501684fuck
GWAN YIZZER
Yeezy has max style points
something is happening
I like it when they get the rest out and it goes DINNNNNNGGGGGGGG
>>154501919Do you think Ding gets freaked out when the rest says his name?
>>154500318I’d let her Wu my Yize if you catch my drift
>>154501919>DINNNNNNGGGGGGGG
>>154501919
>>154501455Cheers. How many sessions are you attending?
>>154501991None planned for next year, my ticket was for this year, I was down there last week.
>>154501919It's a lovely sound anon
saucy break this
GHOST IN THE BAIZE
FLUKETURY
>OOOOHH>YEEEAAH>OOOOHH
Fucking camera mongs cutting away before the pink stopped, cheers.
smiles all round
OP pic AI'd with 100 red balls would be a fun addition to /147/
Hendry lovin this
>>154501946I think he thinks his microwave is talking to him
I still get sad when they mention Paul Hunter's name.
>Hazel whisper ASMR
Steve schooling Hazel that not every Chinaman is the same
>>154501391Buy early to avoid disappointment, it's genuinely the most amazing experience to go, like the other anon I bought my tickets from Sheffield Theatres which is really good for choosing where you'll sit. Expect it to cost a lot of money, but then realise that there's only 800 seats.>>154502191Yeah, that annoyed me an unreasonable amount.
I’ll fuckin’, I’ll fuckin’ tie you to a fuckin’ cushionswith your ass cheeks spread out and shit, right?put a cueball on a fuckin’ stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like tsss
>>154502520Calm down Graeme
>>154502224
>>154502619Why would that black ball not want to let all that zest in the pocket?
>>154502619>wu yizesty
>>154502619Zester: The Next Generation
>>154502619
>>154502224Already done without AI. Much more /147/
Shorn: Long pot mogged
Why does he persist with that breakoff?
>>154502224Best I can do is a shitty powerpoint job
are these sportsmen being paid to be there?
badum tish
>>154502619>Spottempottem and Wu Ziesty hooked up
>>154502813sovl
>>154502807Because when he gets it right, he leaves nothing on.
>>154502820Yes, an aged Monty Panesar being in attendance is sure to boost snookers popularity.
>>154502887alright alright ye catty bitch
lack of zest in this final is dull AF
there's a boyhis name is wu Yizehe's the one I dream about..
Yizard in control
gwan
Honestly, you've got to respect Jimmy White. To lose 6 world championship finals and not kys is quite something. Still not sure about the wig though.
>>154503079business idea: snoooker with drone action cameras
>>154503106>lose 6 world championship finalsYou have to admire his consistency.
another ridiculous potthey are countless si jiahui on steroids
>>154503079missing the live leak logo
>>154503106and the only thing you accomplished was your skidmark on the toilet this morningstupid reddit cunt
>>154503106Four time world seniors champion though.
Has anyone seen Neyul's painted warhammer army? Can't find it anywhere.
>>154503187Settle down please
>another Virgo segment
>>154503106the wig is he penanceRIP to a real one JV hope you found where that cueball went
First time Jim Davidson's been seen on the BBC in about 25 years
>>154503396Used to love Big Break growing up.
imagine John Parrot commentating on your funeral
>>154503411Big Break, Noel's House Party. Proper Saturday night entertainment.
based Rob SpencerMarclel could never
>>154503433I'd replace Ant and Dec with Mr Blobby definitely.
Time for zero tolerance on the phones. Get em Rob
Shaun's hearing voices
how long until the first phone goes off?I'll say 10 minutes
the ghosts of all the people he has eaten have come back to haunt him
Don't forget to hydrate
PUT IT IN THE BASKET CHIEF
K U B O L
WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GONE?
New Le epic prank idea:>Go to afternoon session of snooker>Leave old phone under seat, concealed>Ring it at the opportune moment in the evening >Epic lols when some cunt gets kicked out >Even better if no one can find it and you just keep ringing it
RING RINGseriously are people retarded or something
>>154503505lel
>>154503505More like 5, lol
>>154503573Yes.
>>1545035053.
What’s the bigger threat to the game lads?The Chinese invasion?Or phones?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JqF7YtYJ9I
consider this: coughing as a ringtone
>>154503635Chinese phones
>>154503568It happened with a fart machine one year
>>154503568this is straight devilish.
>>154503568> prank idea:>Go to afternoon session of snooker>Leave old phon>>154503568>der seat, concealed>>Ring it at the opportune moment in the evening >>Epic lols when some cunt gets kicked out >>Even better if no one can find it and you just keep ringing it>>154503568>er seat, concealed>>Ring it at the opportune moment in the evening>>154503568>New Le epic prank idea:>>Go to afternoon session of snooker>>Leave old pho>>154503568>opportune moment in the evening>>Epic lols when some cunt gets ki
An interesting theory I heard is that a lot of the time the coughing is from people that are uncomfortable with the prolonged silence and have to make some kind of noise as a like of 'relief' from the tension in the arena. And it's contagious in the sense that if one person coughs that gives others more licence to cough without it being them that is breaking the silence.
>>154503736
The longer Shorn is kept in his seat, the more energy he will conserve from not needing to walk around the table and support his own weight. This will reduce the number of snack breaks he needs, and increase his performance.
New Thread >>154503776New Thread >>154503776New Thread >>154503776New Thread >>154503776
Epic prank idea: this happens to me
>page 4 >new thread
>>154503761I think the average person clears their throat roughly once an hour. If there's hundreds of people in the crucible you'd get a few coughs a minute.Also right now I've got a cold and am coughing every couple of minutes so if there's even a couple of people like me there then the number per minute will be even higher.
>hendry going on about how lelby can't contend with ycp high scoring playstyles >outscored yize well done stephen
>>154503761very interesting, i like the theory
>>154503106>Well, at least I’ve got better hair than Stephen Hendry…and nobody suspects a thing…
RIP Ian’s dad. Love my TNT boys.
