Preem: >>154485877
Nigger
Why couldn't Islam do that?
AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH
now thats American Gangster
>>154502531fpbp
jdm is still my boy. champ at 28, still has miles on the tread
after my struggle the last 3 days i have come to the conclusion kvassblob sits the way he does because he has heemorrhoids
Ilia became champ at 27.
I am, essentaily, an Taiwanese Tom Platz.
>every mma YouTuber lost money on jdmLmfao how do these people grift when they are never right
bro watches mma youtubers
>>154502635Vax status?
>>154502724I have blownapart fatigue
fuck arman gon do
schaub is all i listen 2 b
dat fuq illy gonna do
>>154502696FightFairy picked CP and broke down the fight perfectlyShe's unironically the most competent mma youtuber which is saying a lotXhe also picked Ulberg to win despite liking Jiri more
42 days until Gane fights.
>>154502934You can't possibly keep this up
>>154502696not so fast
ufc champion ciryl gane sounds right. good booking. great card. excellent venue. best fans. whats not to like
>>154502930Faggot!
I could literally rape every finn on this general. It'd be the only time on their pathetic lives were they see some action.
>>154503064bit gay
>karate kombat>0:0 (2:1 as amateur) Julia Stasiukvs>23:5 Larissa Pacheco (only person to beat Kayla Harrisonpeach of a matchmaking
Cyril Gane has a tiny uncircumsized penis that looks like a deformed botfly larvae
no you couldn't i have studied anti-rape techniques
Gane Derangement Syndrome (GDS)
>>154503164But enough about Troonmala's clitty
>>154503064there have been too many finnish posters here recentlywe lowkey need to start culling them before its too late otherwise they will continue breeding and every post here will be posted under finnish flag
>>154503164Peach of a post.
>>154503161unethical matchmaking sure but the disgusting dyke didn't HAVE to sheem her like that, could've easily finished the fight without hurting her
I didnt watch the last card at all.
>>154503164M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER BASED
Afraid of Armdaddy
>>154503333felt empty
If you vape you're a massive faggot
If you vape you’re a massive faggot
if you’re a vape you’re a massive faggot
>>154502729i don't see how that's relevant at all
If you don't vape you're a fucking dork
>>154504023boom youre done.
a new victim has entered the clozicular sniper scope this time IC1 that was enough excitement for a while, she's hearting my messages in whatsapp >>154502930she has a far higher pick rate than anyone else while giving roughly zero shits about mma you got to love the fairster
for better or for worse i live every day like luke rockhold but at least i heem wmma
>>154503164his rivalry with volkov is otherwise known as the battle of the two inchers
>>154504159>me>talmbout sex with women >you>talmbout penis (plural)
>>154504190Him:Talking about MMAYou:Off topic bullshit
>>154504267he is talking about cocks
>>154504286Kill yourself
>>154504322you seem awfully upset you don't get to read fap fiction
>>154504159
this shit is why people call us gay
Haters still desperately waiting on Tai Tuivasa's downfall, but it ain't happening like that
>>154504568your mom called me gay after I fucked her
>>154504568Brendan needs to get a jacket and a solid tie. Red with a nice width.
Can someone post the LEEM (leg heem) webm please?
What would you do if Winged C interrupted your fight walking into the middle pretending to be blind?
>>154504751id jump him at the hotel. karate combat had a paTrickY weekend
>>154504751i humble him. make him nervous
>>154504673Computer pull up leg heem
Tell me this isn't an aesthetic improvement. PRO-TIP: You cannot.
>>154504751applaud him for making a joke of that faggy brown bitches karate show
>>154504883Damn, for real?
>>154504846nice to see someone still making them by hand
>>154504924hell yeah! I'm getting paid anyways.
ufc has gone down in quality ever since dana stopped his fuck it friday segments
see three POs like star wars
>>154505465
when you pee in a girls butt a baby is borned
>>154505465I don't get it
>>154505596seeing more than one parole officer implies a high level of street cred due to the individual's casual approach to incarceration
How is RAF? Is it good?
real american faggots
>>154504644give it until 11 straight losses before we call the kid washed
>>154505775Clever. >R = Real>A = American>F = Freestyleclever. Real American Fins
Not enough clever fighters in the ufc. black fighters sure, but no real clever fighters.
>>154505867I think it's Finns
but thw truth is.... gane had to cheat!(back of the head strikes, fence grab, eyepokes) to beat tai tuivasajust how good is tai tuivasa??
>>154505775
Belal accurately predicted beat for beat every part of Prates gameplan and why he would be successful against JDMhttps://x.com/Home_of_Fight/status/2050697312725250199?s=20
>>154505900talmbout spelling b
>>154505910It's a scientific fact that American cum has twice the calories of other cum.
>>154505937belal? is that some new YouTuber or something? what's his pick rate%?
>>154505952because its 50% vegetable oil
>>154505941No we don't have spelling bees here
>>154505971>Y-yeah!ok buddy
fuck burgers gon do
leave burgers alone they are delicious
>>154506028I'd put cheese on you and slide you down my gullet.
>>154506073Was that supposed to sound cool
>>154506088Tell me you're under 30 without telling me you're under 30, kid.
fuck gullet gon do
I'm the biggest bird
my aspinall should be fine by chewsday chatri willing
Woke up in the morning I've got gooning on my mind
no follow
>>154502903
shared sentiments bruder hh
I love jews.
what if rogan never told schaub hes not allowed to play mma anymore?
you disgust me
What if Khamzat tries to jump Strickland?
>>154506540
>>154506447you saved the pic I posted, based
Strickland will heem khamshart
good morning, siri. can you tell how many is there black ufc champions to me
>>154506667Black UFC champions? Well let's see there's uhh....oh dear
>>154506667The black jag Carlos Ulberg
chimpzat runs a train on sean strickland
the average nba player would heem aspinall
heem his meng that is. because... word on the street is... nba stands for niggas be allupinthatass!
eddie hearn took advantage of aspinall in his weakened statehe will pay for this. the karmic debt collector seldom comes lubed
I've got StrickGOD by TKO or submission in the 4th or 5th round after putting hands on Bumzat the whole fight.
I got BEASTland by Strickdaddy dickdowns
Personally, I'm looking forward to all the posts during the third round wondering why Khamzat isn't shooting a takedown.
I got the fans winning this one
Strickland's grappling is even better than his striking.
Bruh, if Gilbert Burns does this to you, Strickland is gonna make you piss and shit your pants.
How good is Kadyrov? Easily submits chimaev
Bruh Joey Diaz is playing GTA5 on twitch
khamzat fucked strickland up on the ground in training
>>154507177Strickland made him quit.
I vape thc.>>154507168link?
>>154507168beep me when he dies
>>154507348In game?
>>154507168>>154507342why the fuck would you watch a fool like Joey Diaz ever when redbar exists?
Is anyone else's 4chanx bugging out?
>>154507446Shut up nerd.
HE'S RAPING MEHE IS FUCKING RAPING ME!!!!I'M GETTING STRICKDADDY DICKDOWNED
Strickland vs Dricus really ruined /heem/ shitpostingWe have advanced past that era
Where is spammy?
I don’t why every UFC fighter doesn’t think like this. Dagestanis, Caucasus people generally as of recent have been the best MMA fighters. Historically, so have Brazilians, and some American wrestlers. What do all three of these types of fighters in common?They all train super hard and super seriously. No half in half out shit. Total commitment.So then if you train your wrestling, striking and grappling as hard or harder than a dagestani, then you will be as good or better than them. And if you’re not, then you’re not cut out for the sport. It’s really as simple as that. This JDM Carlos prates fight, his islam fight and how he not only didn’t evolve but seemed to de evolve had me thinking about all this.
>>154507678Strickland is very nonchalant when raping another man
>>154507476Nerds are the ones who listen to Joey and think he’s cool and real Italian mobster comedian guy
>>154507394haha yeah that's what I meant
>>154507683Joe was scared shitless here
>>154507776It was a tragedy but for Sean it was Tuesday
So, is Donald Trump in the Epstein Files or not?
>>154507821That depends on what your definition of "is" is.
>>154507683Sweet Joe was clenching so hard he was making brown sugar out of all that syrup in his tank
>>154507758Yeah totally bro just train harder nobody has thought of this you should be a coach man
>>154507821There are more mentions of Trump in the files than Jesus in the Bible, and we don't have the full thing
>>154507845Joe would snap your pecker off with his vicelike rectum
>>154507863Does that mean Trump is probably a pedophile or were they like Tom and Jerry and Epstein was constantly trying to avoid Trump from busting him that's why they mentioned him so much?
>>154507907Jeff said, and I quote "That is the most disgusting man I've ever met". And if anyone is a good judge of character it's Jeff.
>>154507846I mean you say that sarcastically but then how do you explain the fucks like JDM who are so one dimensional. And like fucking dricus vs khamzat is a perfect example. If I’m dricus prepping against khamzat (and he knew the fight was coming a long time), im doing basically a nothing but wrestling Olympic champion level people camp. everyday all day that i can stand. But even his coach visser said they didn’t train Ike that, and didn’t even consider training for the crucifix position. With how many boring pitter patter fighters we see, yeah, it seems like a lot of these people train or only train half ass and their coaches suck.
>>154507143that only happens when his ego tells him to swang and bang. after that fight, he immediately started diving for the crotch
>>154507907There's records of Trump and Epstein still being pretty close during Trump's presidencyAlso Trump may have forced a 15 year old to get an abortion but that's alleged
>>154507936Don’t train*
>>154507758You don’t get it bro, I just see red and start swinging and bodies start dropping
I train to knock people out not accumulating cage time. That shits for suckers
diaz playing gta is actually fucking based
love the americans that prop the dogshitanis up as super human. they bleed like every other man don’t be scared
>>154508017We don't get paid by the hour
>>154508050I told you I’m a contracted employee
>>154508044It's undeniable that they can hug men better than any other.
Lmao I can't believe Khamzat posted the same photo spammy posts here
>>154508094Spamny is a muslim living in britain, that's exactly the accounts that get pushed on Khamzats timeline
Next he gonna be talmbout some "Strickraped is a piggy"
talmbout networks call it 9/11 card in NYC
>this picture sho-shows ev-everyth-thing>w-who-who is the man >wh-w-who is the girl esl fags die
*smirks with scar on lip*
This photograph is shows everything who is the man and who is girl.
imagine if he cared about mma as much as he did about rape
>strickland wins >khamzat loses >americans win>swedes lose
>Jon Morgan: Hi, Khamzat, over here. We know that you're planning on taking Sean down. If you take him down, what do you plan on doing next?>Khamzat Chimaev: ...I, uh, I not understand this. what is question?>Jon Morgan: After the takedown, like, after you take Sean down. What do you plan to do after you take Sean down?>Khamzat Chimaev: I...I, uh, I am taking him down and then I, uh...I do not understand>Jon Morgan: Okay, uh, haha, uh. Okay: If you take Sean down and you are now controlling him on the ground, in that situation, are you gong to take some action to pursue a submission or to perhaps throw some strikes?>Khamzat Chimaev: Uh, no, brazza. No, I will not. >Jon Morgan: Thank you, Hamzat.
C H I L L S
Imagine rape.
>>154508296Them shirts say what I think they do?
>>154508344Good eye
>>154508296levels are in this game
Having a base is the best base for MMA
>>154507943it wasn't because of ego, Burns is one of the few fighters to be dangerous from the guard so he got intimidated
>>154508044*secures the back bodylock**plants you in the center of the cage**laughs at you while riding in back mount*
>>154508314come stanmore maccas carpark 15 minutes and you won't have to
ronda rousey dirt cake
>>154508422*defeat leg ride**fight hands* *land BOMBS**crush the spirit of a boy thinking he is a man*
>>154508434that’s enough tai ill beat you twice pick a second place to lose
>>154508719*Heems you with hammering punches while you desperately try to fight the leg ride*
is the rodtang loss a bad omen for his doubleganger?
>>154508787*block hammer fists with head**scramble**turn the lights out on the swede*
>>154508831what's his name, cocksour?
>>154508831talmbout lil JV the kid has sum skills b but nawht alluvem
josh van won on a fluke and paraded around acting like the champ to pull out of his first defense. this has the makings for Japan to humble the non H town repping freak
4oz fighter Josh Van
josh van has a real nigga origin story though
josh van is pretty damn good but yeah he did get a fluke win. pump the brakes kid. also, taira is the WORST matchup for him, worse than pantoja. at least pantoja would have been reckless and swang n bang with him giving him a chance. taira is gonna jump on his back like a spider monkey and rape him inside one round. he's one of the best pure grapplers in mma.
>>154508883he lost me when his coach put him on his shoulders and ran about the cage
>>154508314We call it Strickdaddy dickdowns over here
Pint size prospect Josh Van
lil man joshua van
Joshua “The California Kid” Van
>>154507143Lighter man skill. Akin to Whittaker becoming a champion at mw when he was very mid at ww, or Cucksta becoming a heemer at lhw whilst he was literally raped at mw. Remember that off the couch, overweight Usmeng sent Hamza to the hospital for 6 months. There’s levels to this.https://youtu.be/_ovdm2yX4MA?
Josh “The Iceman” Van
Driving drunk for 10 years
Josh “The Damage” Van
Joshua Van… kid’s special, I’m telling you.
Jochua van de ridder
Once you retire your nickname is free game. Killa Cub Joshua Van rolls off the tongue
“Joshua” Van Hellsing.
The Irish Hand Grenade Joshua Van
Joshua Mini-Van
>>154509085Based oldfag weemer, Marcus Davis had some great fights
Joshua St-Pierre
so anyway josh van was getting into fights in highschool and his aunt found out and told him you think that makes you a man? little bitch ass pussy nigga. that dont make you a man. putting on for your family makes you a man. for your city and shit. and that shit kept him up all night and he joined an mma gym after that
Joshua "DC" Van
>>154509116Damn.
>>154509116Powerful.
Joshua chinese Toilet
Joshua Van is about to get his doors blown off by a twin turbo Mitsubishi straigh from Japan.
I can't move on baby doll waiting on calls flipping through stations
>>154509110big shoes for Joshua to fill but the kids got it
>>154509058dirty chinlet jungle asian midget nearly got weemed by edgar chairez as wellhe's gonna fluke taira and then get heemed stiff by the gooch
France S. Ngannou or cameroon Saaiman... you tell me who sounds more African.
Joshua “Touchy Fili” Van
>>154509295Tie. Both those names can’t be real
freeze frame laura sankos braps to make clear dildos
>>154509295Only one of them is the chairman of PFL Africa
Mublook Niggubaev
MVP Africa with iShowSpeed
>>154509295ngawlnou killed a kid on the road and then paid off the court to declare it the fault of the hospital for being unable to revive a dead bodypretty friggin afrigan b
Molahoev Bujakaelidov ufc sign this guy now!
First move as ufc president is to move operations to africa
>>154509457also didnt he have a young son pass away? and dana said hes a nightmare to deal with? what sort of darkness surrounds this man?
>>154507446Redbar is reddit now. We love Joey Diaz, he's the homie. Bros hilarious haha
>>154509612Real af
Taira unfortunately missed the week of Japanese Excellence and will lose to Joshua Darkholme Van I fear
>DRICUS DU PLESSIS!!!! DESTINATION? TITLE CONTENTION!!!" Anik the fighter's name like a retard and then says a prewritten zinger.
When the Sandman Joshua Van defeats Tatsuro “Ilia” Taira some of us will feel great shame
Nina Drama is wearing a key around her neck. You know that's her husband's clitty cage key, right?
>>154509819Yeah?
Ye olde mixed martial arts gathering no eye pokes though
>>154509921Yeah man that's crazy huh?
the Black Knight Martin Lawrence vs the Dark Knight Christian Bale in armored mma. Bale has the edge imho
Jon Jones in armored mma is something we could see
*enters the thread*>hello? is this /box/?
>>154510098thank God, Curtis millender and Claudio ribeiro should be nowhere near a paying job in 2026 those 2 belong behind a dumpster with needles in their arm overdosing.
Joshua Van fight week
>>154510098RIP Wing See
>>154510098If this spastic freak tried to clip farm like this in the middle of my fight I would slam him onto his neck.
Remember that time when israel adesanya fell on purpose while using a incline treadmill >"Oh look at me.,My body is not what it used to be, I'm nearing the end of my story just like in my tranime. give me your sympathy" as if he was not always a shit fighter who fought cans. Lmao what a Lkwab bitch
Me to winged c
>>154510357Yeah I hate niggers bro
>>154510395
>>154510421Is that Ian Garry's wife??
ciryl bon gamin gane, super intelligent.
>>154510444No.
>>picks Sean StricklandTatsuro TairaAlexander VolkovSean BradyJeremy StephensJim Miller
>>154510499Who's the skirt?
>>154510515Picksbong isn't here yet you spastic
>volkovhe just wanted to be wrong early
The way you walk, the way you understand me The way you talk, the way you just whisper babe
Next card is honestly pretty decent, they had to sacrifice a bunch of fight nights and PPV comains to stack it like this And it's like the quality of the average Numbered Event in 2021, let alone pre-covid
>>154510444Yes. If you watch the Ian documentary PooFC made when he got signed, it all makes sense.Ian's essentially like the guy version of a wmma with daddy issues that date old men, but the reverse.
>>154510602these rock solid picks wont be going anywhere
>>154510690I'm going to steal your image and use the exact opposite picks
>>154510684That's pretty based ngl, I wish I had a Brazilian milf model mommy wag gf
Volkov has a quick night with that Waldo hoe
>>154510723>>picksKhamzatJoshuaJoaquinKingJared
I can see the futureIan Garry is going to fall in love with the idea of being a black belt and overly commit to guard play when Islam gets him down, which is going to see him ground down over the course of the fight Islam knocks him down and submits him with a modified anaconda in round 3
Future? It’s bright. Very bright. White House card levels bright.
>>154510776Where's waldo?
>>154510793Who?
martin luther bobby gets heemed
Aagh - JDMAagh - Thom Whats the comonalty here? Food for thought.
>>154510778
Ayo free my nigga Bobby Schmurda
Florida gave birth to niko price and shat masvidal
are there any fighters that would actually make beast emperors?
reminder jdm will never fight in the united states again after taking multiple dives. fbi investigations. bet rigging
UFC 328 predictions you ask?Strickdaddy dickdowns with a side of rape.
>>154511209I knew Prates was a fraud.
If Khamzat ever walked up on me talmbout some "brazza you can't say dis tings.." I would shoot him and all his boys down on the spot. Disgusting rat lip goatfucket backwoods muslim hillbilly freak.
I would pistol whip Cumshart and break his jaw then tell him like this "brazza you hef to be humble"
>>154510222is he summoning the god of doritos with some sort of incantation?
>>154510222the forbidden fleshlight
Check this out
>>154511317you let even one of them in smdh
>Strickdaddy dickdowns time.....? OINK
>>154511317i thought head kicks were banned in most amateur orgs
You guys still watchin this trash
JDM has been banished from Australia per areola Helwani
>>154511738This post got me bricked up
2026 oscar for best actress goes to quit quitta quitalena in "AAGH"
I don’t know how people think Strickland can upset Khamzat like he did Adesanya. Two completely different fighters. Sean was getting taken down by DDP and people really think Chimaev won’t ragdoll him
Cumsplat got taken down by DDP
>>154511864if by cumsplat you mean sean stricklands cum splattered back and ddp being code for daddy dick piggy and taken down meaning taken down into the sex dungeon because sean strickland got fucked by his dad lol then indeed facts agree with you on this one
Imagine if Steven Seagal hadn't waited so long to start sumo.
>>154511914Strickdaddy dickdowns melted your pork brain
>>154511932i dont eat pork
>>154511772I bet you lay a lot of bricks Jose
>>154511719This jabroni really wearing a cuck belt with that roll cage to go to Starbucks gg Brenden grow a pair
>>154511981brick laying is a white profession you're thinking plyboard
>>154511981maybe if it's gluing a particle board duplex together
>brick laying is how the white man gets silicosisashamed to share a fandom with such low class bigoted pleaidians as yourselves
>>154512079Silicosis comes from watching workaholics or Beavis and Butthead
Strickbeast is gonna break Khamzat's bacon bussy
jose get the chainsaw
>>154512079>don't build a lasting structure, goy
>>154508200Yeah that's pretty emasculating similar to Dana being led by the hand
Bruh dudes really be talmbout some masonry
You now remember Jack Della Maddalena.
Jose is honestly a pretty chadly name much chadlier than some square as name like Connor
>>154512258he battered wonk nose muslim belal, i never forgot
>>154512258This guy was never good
>>154512132I fear you cannot break something that has already been broken.A triple dose of Strickdaddy dickdowns will just have to do.
the gun thing really upsets khamzat because only the regime is allowed to be armed in his home country
Wonderboy has the best takes
>>154512294Nah fuck that
>>154512266Jose is the most generic brown nigger name you could think of
>>154512342Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point where you need to post it 50 times per day?
>>154512375That's would be Muhammad
talk to me when that shit got a crispy sear on it bro. honestly
>>154512380its actually entered my vernacular in the outer world as well
>>154512419lets go for that!
>>154512383
we cannot follow them
>>154512380Sup Sneed, still got autogynephilia?
>>154512464Its insane how many of my posts have imprinted on you.
>me to khamzat fans
Word around Pensacola is Sneedy got herself a BBL for the boys.
BREAKING NEWSCumsplat literally admitted that he is and i quote "Hungry for some white American meat(penis)".
the end of an era
OH!!! MMA JOEY IS DRUNK AND INSULTING EVERYONE WATCHING HIS CHANNEL AGAIN!!!
Who is the pennywise of the UFC
>>154512635Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating him?
Jones not being on the white house card is like a barmitzvah without the chair ride
>>154512632Kadydaddy won't be happy hearing his #1 baccha boy is hangry for ivory injections
wouldnt be surprised if all the strickraped glaze/GODzat seethe lately was sean clitland himself having a little pussy gun owner meltie because him and miga will never have the sort of pure of heart relationship Zatdaddy and KadyGOAT share
wonkzat little freak of a ting
The little rabbit punches while holding on for deer life I just can't take this guy seriy
Say waht yuo will about Asian fighters; Ive never once in my loife heard one go "aagh" durign an fight. Food for fuken thought.
Prates Pilates ye?
>>154513027cant scream when you're knocked out cold
>>154513027the guy from that other company that lost to the guy erceg just beat did multiple times in that fight
Jack don't say agghhh
>>154513027tough chiggas
gay jon not being on the shite house card is entirely his own doing
>Schaub having to clarify that he is not a Nazi because of his lazy merch Those were the days
>Seems my posts have really stuck with you, Cumshart...
Van shouldn't be the underdog.
>>154512632The lines have hinted at this for some time.
Seems like Strickdaddy's semen from the Strickdaddy dickdowns really stuck in you Cumstoragezmat.
Cumsplat mauls shotacon strickland
>37 significant strikes>0 submission attempts
Van shouldn't be allowed near dogs. Lest he eat them lol
Stricksational is going to brutally KO Khumshart with a range finding jab
ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyIk5Wl4FuA
STRICKDADDY DICKDOWNS
JOE GODSPinned by @MMAJOEYC@MMAJOEYC48 minutes agoStrickland can give it but he can't take it...unless it's from his
>>154513284That angle worked for Dricus because Dricus isn't closeted
>>154513250>Shotokan He doesn't even do karate retard. Shotokan is a meme style that no one uses in MMA
I see spammy has chosen canada as his flag of the week
No I haven't
>>154513308
>>154513298>completely failed post with an uncompleted sentence Strickdaddy dickdowns won
>>154513227Diddn clarify b..
>>154513298
>>154513343oh shit that's hot
the pillowtap thread is 3 weeks old
>>154513365How they just had that Jap guy fight the next best jap guy
>>154513384per my sleuthing they finally learned to make gamethreads
give us your schaubs, and I give you safe passage in the apexland
is shawarma hut £9 whole chicken any good boss bossman has me internationally interested through his yewchewb shorts
yfw tapped by a pillow
>boss bossman
Charles Oliveira would've beaten the shit out of the Big Bossman
irregardless it is boneless and the sides look great for 9 english pounds so like 5 euros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVQcM7CFYegit's up
not exactly the whole thing if its boneless howeverbeit
*hides worthless post*>>154513489that is the enigma wrapped in a conundrum i need to dilemma
>>154512635noooo not the shoe man
and another thing obviously mallott and zahabi aren't exactly gsp and lesnar but who has finland produced
man heavyweight is fucking shit, how bad do u have to be to get cut as a heabyweiught
>>154513477Controversial but ultaimetly very wise post. May I also posit that one Perry Saturn would weem one Jailton Almeida
TabaccoGODS
>>1545135247 in a row
>>154513528its true many have said for weeks that hokshit was gifted a glorified plumber for a ticket to the top 5 while valter has been toiling with unrankeds for no reason
>>154513450give it to me straight oh wait you cant cuz ur gay LOL
>>154513543sybau ñññickkha
I think years of watching mma has given me aids, I don't feel so good
Remember that time Anderson Silva protested shit pay by fighting boring on purpose and Daner got mad?
i was about to doze off but i remembered that ian faggot retard garry has the chance ti beat pisslam but he's on a retarded vegan diet fuck ian garry on a normal diet beats shitkat and islam
>>154513572That was me sry
>>154513611why won't his wife post her bare butthole
>Strickdaddy dickdownsStrickdaddy dickdowns
>>154513611Nah nigga cuckold shit makes him stronger for some reasonIf he went gluten free he could take on ngannou
>>154513593I remember all the claims of possible fight fixing during the Weidman loss lol, he had that invincible aura and it was ended by some ray longo can jersey
Shavdaddy punked ian cuckold bitch garry
He soured a bunch of the fans with his bullshit michael jackson dancing in those fights he sabotaged, leites vs silva might be one of the shittiest main events I've ever seen and maia was a stinker too. He baited Maia for so long he started gassing out and was getting hit from all his daisy duke dancing tiring him out
Ian cuckdaddy garry
I guess Anderson's put on shit fights for better pay gambit didn't work so well seeing as how he went on to shatter his leg and lose fights for another 10+ years
shavkwab got kwabbed by a flu or something did he not? kwab
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVQcM7CFYeghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVQcM7CFYeghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVQcM7CFYeg
@grok generate me a video of JDM punching carlos prates in the face and once his fist hits his face make him move at mach 10 speed towards the moon and put a cartoon whistling sound of him flying through the air like something walt disney would do@google please start playing rain sounds and white noise so I can finally have some sleep since saturday night
time to nap while the gurutubbies are awake
computer superchat dana white 20$ and ask him if his toilets been flushing backwards all week
PROTECT YOURSELF AT ALL TIMES
>>154513675Based GODru saving heem
>>154513539valter walker is unironically the samrtest fighter in the roster, hes found a free money hack.. he just needs to lose every once in a while to not fuck it up
>>1545135378th wouldve been his win
>>154513775interesting way of looking at things indeed. move to russia and find a pain free way to pull off 24 grand USD 3 or 4 times a year
>>154513765wasn't this some sort of ridiculous mismatch? what a vile disgusting lesbian
>>154513837shut up gay bitch, taht was the refs fauilt
>>154513765>PFL cut her after loss to cyborg while she was in training camp for another fightWhy hasn't Luke Thomas and Ariel sounded the alarms about this horrendous fighter treatment?? I don't get it? They should be sounding the alarms
>>154513765Disgustingly ugly dyke
luke thomas? puke cockass.
Haven't watched this shit in months now. Did I miss anything even remotely worth staying awake for?
Probably not!
>>15451378649 grand with the 25k finish bonus. plus if he takes apex fights and his sub is in the 1st round, there's a decent chance he gets the 100k performance bonus. Especially if it's a WMMA Apex.
>>154514110plenty and at daytime too
Would Garry vs Morales go the exact same way as Prates vs Garry? (there is a very real possibility now that this fight will happen after the card on the weekend)
>>154514110Gamrot actually got a finish against Ribovics Luque heemed and subbed Gastelum's fat ass at middleweight. Was pretty based.Marwan Rahiki broke your countryman's jaw in half. Aljo wonHokit vs Blaydes was a Pride tough man throwlbaggEthan Ewying had a good fight.Paulo heemed Azamat.Mostly filler but good fights in between. Not sure it's worth the trouble of skimming through.
>>154514155that's not even counting mengfc knuck and of course t*keru vs finntang
>>154514155Thanks for the summary. Stopped caring about the PooFCafter the last cards I watched were fucking dreadful, and my source of streams went down so I stopped watching and haven't picked it back up. The quality of cards looked shit, but maybe it's starting to pick back up now.
>>154514151Prates is talmbout fighting Morales now. Don't think it would go the same as Morales is huge and would swarm forward without worry of being heemed. Not that Garry couldn't win, but Prates was fighting like a timid bitch in the Gary fight for some reason, possibly to conserve for the 5 rounds then fell too far behind.
>>154514151Garry vs Morales would be like Me vs you. (I heem)
>>154514178australia looked dreadful it was a fight night the crowd were dead at first and picked up later so why you'd think it was anything special escapes methe uncut tafa had loose skin and looked good shoey had it and looked dreadful jdm giving up is a meme for the ages watch the ONE card haggerty put on a classic
shut up
i could shut my balls on your forehead
i had blissfully forgotten about layla's boy versus kalle p
>>154514194Well the great thing about that is I never once said, nor thought it was anything special.
I'll be the big 4-0 in a few weeks and I think a selfheem might be in order
>>154513837yes it was a 1-1 amateur vs the only women to beat Kayla Harrison lmao
>>154514226Think about all the great mma you would miss
>>154514226And miss the freakin WHITE HOUSE card bro??? Put the gun down, bud! They'll be in the frickin OVAL office!!
>>154514226making 40 happens to the rare few bud, a little hunter s thompson and wound lickey for a proper menace to society a la myself but you do you
>sniff i am le old>i am le tired>i am le lazy>i am le sleepwhy not just die living for pleasure and lust if you're godless anyway thus asketh zoroclozzer
Latest Guru video was awesome. Bro really tells it like it is.
>>154514269i hate you with every fiber of your burkha
/heem/ used to be a real general
haggerty is the general though he looks like more of a geezer and lost to superfinn
can't fucking stand the hardys
>>154514247well now I'm definitely heeming myself :(
khabib either
>>154514238how the fuck does a fight like that get sanctioned in 2026? wait you know what nevermind, combat sports is always gonna be some carnie roller derby shit
tj seems chill
>>154507146Kadyrov is a natural heavyweight tho, size>skill
>>154512632I gotta wonder what actual fags do in these countries like chechnya. Do they risk some dick on the down-low or just never ever act out on the urges? Or maybe join a wrestling gym and then just jerk off when you get home
>>154514381They get sent to Canada
>>154514381They get jiggy with it
Takeru buckbroke SEAs.. im worried for Joshua Van. Another Japan vs SEA match
>>154514426Taira will do to Van what Rockhold did to weidman
>>154514426
AI users are subhuman.
>>154514442I used it to improve fight fairy
>>154514471
I can't believe I am actually intrigued at a Grant Dawson fight.
Serbs are the toughest Europeans.B*lgarians could never
Summoned a giant Tai Tuivasa in my Gorimbo
>>154514426>Converts to islam>Loses Interesting
BKFC Blood 4 Blood fight week, Kratos and Alex Terrible on the card, it's on Thursday.
>>154514552>Thursdaywednesday*love me midweek heems
Topkek. I love UFC just giving Gautier more nails to hammer. No need to rush him.
>>154514488Sverbs were naturally selected through generations of Turkish buckbreaking to be strong. Only the strong could withstand Turk dick for so long
>>154514613If that were true all of the Balkans would be that tough.
I call King Green "King" not because that is his new name. I call him "King" because I believe him to be the divinely-ordained ruler of Britain, blessed by God to rule over the masses with kindness, wisdom and benevolence.
>>154514488Bulgarians arent europeans
>>154514313karate combat is a circus promotion that is likely going to fold soon, there are a bunch of people they haven't paid. it did deliver us sam alvey heeming tyrone spong though which is an all time hilarious mma moment
>>154514631you lot are all the same shit can't you just get along
>>154514631True. The country must be split between North Macedonia and Turkey.
>>154514644Nah fuck that
Why are American bucks obsessed with calling themselves "King"? They're the only ones who refer to themselves as such. It comes across as insecure and fragile.
Like how many real Kings get heemed dead several times a year in the prelims?
>>154514612Lol
Bobby "King of Cans" Green, everybody.
I just say it how it is
>>154514703How is it?
>>154514711Mad real
JDM vs Edwards is the fight to make now
Me and your mum's /box/ is the fight to make right now
>>154514733my mum trooned out and has a cock now btw
>>154514730>>154514737Hey mate can you stop impersonating me please?
>>154514737I'm sending a message and that's all I care about.
>>154514744someone grab your unc. i train ufc nigga
what gang is this sign?
>>154514769prolly some gay anime shit
>>154514769the Goa Zs
>>154514612Don't count out Ozzy "Man" Diaz yet
>>154514737What's his name?
>>154514825Given Gautier's underwhelming performance in his last fight vs Pulyaev, it isn't really a bad idea to give him more cans to crush for the next year.
There is no obvious way that Kh*mzat can beat StrickGOD.
Between all the fanfare surrounding this weekend's monster title fight between two larger than life characters, a highly anticipated flyweight clash and the historic White House card coming up fast, a few huge fights in their own right have managed to slip through the cracks. Those of you with a keen eye and an ear to the street will already know that one of those fights features the electric light heavyweight prospect Tuco Tokkos. The English based Cypriot is looking to gain some momentum after suffering a couple of fight cancellations, but excited fans with a submission finish over Junior Tafa in his last outing, showing that while he may have faced set backs, he only uses that time to get better. His next opponent however is no picnic. Ivan Erslan is hoping to make 2 become 3, after putting together a little winning streak with victories over two dogs of the division Jimmy Crute and Navajo Stirling. Both are hungry to prove to the world they have what it takes to hang with the best in the world. So while you're rightfully looking forward to great title fights coming thick and fast, be sure to not overlook this absolute banger.
"It is scientifically impossible for Khamzat to beat Strickland."- Albert Einstein
>>154514918>>154514918>>154514918
Natalia Silva
>>154508254whodat?
