SERIE A ROUND 35>Friday 1st May 202620:45 Pisa 1-2 Lecce>Saturday 2nd May 202615:00 Udinese 2-0 Torino18:00 Como 0-0 Napoli20:45 Atalanta - FC Genoa>Sunday 3rd May 202612:30 Bologna 0-0 Cagliari15:00 US Sassuolo 2-0 AC Bbilan18:00 Juventus 1-1 Hellas Verona FC20:45 Inter 1-0 Parma live>Monday 4th May 202618:30 Cremonese - S.S. Lazio20:45 AS Roma - FiorentinaReminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, post more san luca pics and stay ciccio cozzapilled previous >>154481706
negru
>>154500244Looks like Loca doesn't even come close to touching it
>>154503911Premier clubs are interested so expect his price to raise considerably. Gila is generally available yes but if memory serves me right he had some knee related injuries this season, you don't want to have another player struggling with that
>>154504002okay ty. gud fk then
The more you look at it, the worse it gets
>>154503948Decent OP for once
/toy/ idea: yidsaw puzzles>>154504043What in the interpolation is this
Tolisso scored
>>154504043it's the neuer style baby
>>154504011yeah I can see it, Brentford €30m then City €95 gorillion is a pretty believable career path for him, that’s why you gotta tap the players up early so they only want Juve, Lecce can’t afford to let him run his contract down
Three dead in suspected halmavirus outbreak on Atlantic cruise ship
>>154504123
>>154504123Based allnegru
>>154503960i never want to switch to a 3 back line100mln+ down the drain for openda david poopmeiners boga not to mention all those who went on load and thank god are getting riscattati (spiaze only for weah honestly)give me toenails and palestra and poach eplel rejects for the benchalso we need more shitalians on the team
>30 million for Thiago Gabriel If Lecce pull it off they should eat well in B
>>154504043he shoots on his own foot
>>154504200Huijsen went for €55m and De Ligt went for €85m, yeah he’s some random portuguese kid Corvino pulled out of nowhere but his marking and technique are excellent for someone his age. The players I’d compare him to would really flatter him but I wouldn’t be surprised to see him become the best CB in the world one day.
>>154504187>i never want to switch to a 3 back lineWell that's still useful during possession with increased density in the middle, I didn't obviously meant it as 3atb wingbacks focused tictocs. >give me toenails and palestra and poach eplel rejects for the benchAgain, those two players alone would touch the 150-160m mark and with so much to fix that is impossible yet alone wise. That's just 2000 levels about delusionposting lol.>also we need more shitalians on the teammiss me with this muh shitalian heritage shit I want to win not pander to chuds
>He thinks jJ can afford 50 million for gym AND 80 million for toenailIt’s going to be Pellegrini, De Gea, Lukaku and Greenwood
>>154504355You make it sound like that's a bad mercato lol, I disdain Greenwood for his off the pitch shit but dude would tear this league apart.
>>154504327yeah you doing well with all the ngubus and zingari we have currently arent younext season is the great chance to regain the titlesfinter will perish because il bare il basto il dima il toro are all finished done and dustednabule without gonde (going to the NT) is done and dusteddo it grimolli get me sum famished shitalians
looking gud
strefezza kicked in the dick almost
How many players has Comolli bought from Serie A clubs at full price so far?
Goataro in
>De GeaYeah, not even 8lini is crazy enough to buy a keeper with shoeboxes for feet
De Gea is more finished than a retired player
>>1545044580, and retards cheered him on when he went 0 for 5 with signings
la capolista sene va
>>154504421>yeah you doing well with all the ngubus and zingari we have currently arent youThat's why in my delusion fueled Jj the only negru is Solet lol. porto, spanish, greek and turkish players gud shitalian, gypsy and negru players bad. it's that simple>next season is the great chance to regain the titlefor which you need to spend wisely and fix the many holes and not throw everything on just two assets (one of which doesn't even want to come back to shitaly according to Moretto and Riommano).Also thinking sfinter is going to choke into irrelevancy next year is a schizo-tier opinion but to each his own I guess>>154504458zero so far but wasted everything on other shitters sooooo
>>154504496Would you sign costly players from a league where corrupt refereeing makes it impossible to tell right from wrong?
Inter fras, are we gonna make it 21 today?
>>154504458
owling for a lauti blooter
dumfries spazzing today
Nico Gonzalez jumpscare
denzelinho noo
Just one good mercato it's all I'm askingSurely this year
C'mon bro, just one more mercato bro, it'll fix it bro its just one more signing bro it won't even cost that much bro c'mooooon bro
>>154504637Alisson, Lewandowski, Goncalo Ramos, Stiller, Antonio Silva, Charlie Cresswell, Norton-Cuffy, Zingaro renewal, enjoy
>>154504516just as wisely as they spent 100+millions on bench warming ngubus?sfinter is going to choke all those guys are finishedothers like thuram is going acerbi is going frattesi in going (hopefully to jj) gk is goingchivu is good but not that good yet to keep the cycle on a rebuilt teamspectate it its going to be fun
She supports inter for sure. Sorry guys she is our
>frattesi in going (hopefully to jj) Okay cool I spent time getting baited by a falseflaggerFuck me
mkhiiiwe did it fras
>>154504421>>154504714Napoletani or Bilanisti or Gobbi?
mkhi aryangud pass lauti
Even Romeo Agresti stopped rating Fraudttesi lol
Interfras we 21 nao
N-next year w-we will the seconda stella
>>154504835For how long though
>>154504770didn't his resentful attitude, that of an abandoned bastard thrown to social media from an early stage, make that clear enough?
party started
They might have the Scudetto, but at least we still have Olivia Rodrigo Jjbros
>uomo scudetto
Acerbi in to get final minutes for inter maybe
>>154504880She needs to be invited to the Stadium like we did with Rihanna some time ago :)
>>154504859I gave him the benefit of the doubt, worst mistake
>milan raped by sassuolo>rubentus and naboli choked
>>154504926he'll definitely get a curtain call last match day
>>154504977Cs_italy looking nice
>>154504969yeah could be. some minutes in scude game too
what's the ctf_orange of Shitaly
Il Dimash
frattesi close
sucic,nicolussi and barella all ran 11km this game
Scudetto is here.
>>154504740Who does isabeau support?
suzuki big save there
*fixes nothing*
>pedoskate nonces in /seriea/Lazio doesn't play until tomorrow
>>154505098laziobros are secretly Interbros etc etc etc
>>154505064Inter too. She is milanese. Milan is the club for fake milaneses from Brianza
>>154505122>secretly
lul antibbilan chants instantly
/fg/ runs this shit /bifags/ ain't got nothing
>win the scudetto >immediately think about MilanGODsKek cucked eternally
Da chaaaampioooons :)
How much do we rate Inter this season?I'll go with 8/10. Could have gone higher in CL.
The Champions? Thanks for reminding me!
/bifags/ have THIS>>154505201They got eliminated by Bodo Glimt lole
>>1545052016/10, awful CL performance and lost every game vs strong opponents. Not sure I'm a fan of Chivu staying after all that
cardboard status?
Congrats Napoli
i've just heard the news, congratulations to the inter fans
>>154505164Is Milan still a thing?>>1545052017/10 scudetto is scudetto but inter failed UCL. >>154505220Hot but isabeau and raccon are better
>>154505314Youngest skater you have wanked to?
https://www.youtube.com/live/rha8kj-QeN8?si=S5ANDwtk_89cIatPGet in here Interbros
>>1545052018/10 with the double
>>154505314
>>154505201if they win the coppa then yeah 7 or 8
>>154505207>>154505283>>154505322piangi
>>154505370Why are you describing the feeling that sfinteristi (reads: laziali) had when the referee blew the whistle at the end of that match?
What happens in San Luca
>>154505326Don't wank to any of them. >>154505345Coppa Italia is useless. Sadly the UCL "ruined" the season score. Inter doesn't have enough good players for 3 competitions. Also we played a whole season whitout goalkeeper
Back in colors it belongs to
Imagine how many fat bbilan and jewe kids are going to get bullied tomorrow until they suicide by throwing themself out of their classroom windows
>>154505330for me its inters live.
>>154505417Don't remember Mafia The Old Country looking so grey
>>154505426Not so much in elementary schools as middle and high schools. Probably middle schools more, that's where kids are more susceptible
ynr twinkazzo getting bullied after that bbilan champions league choke
>>154505392some people end up playing UCL finals, others can only watch UCL from the sofaSUCA
I'll go to festa scudetto. Tomorrow have to wake up too early to go to piazza duomo.>>154505426I survived the years of Mazzarri, Thoir and so on>>154505350Hot but raccon is the best
>>154505487That's the loser tier argument from jewentini from 2017 you fucking retard, either win the finals or forget about the loss don't brag about reaching them
>>154505481
dumfries kissing the badge. doubt he is leaving
>>154505500remember to send the greeting card to the San Luca cultural society
>>154505554Because a player never ever left after doing that during the championship celebrations:^)
>>154505554
Win so hard your hair grows back
jardineroo in inter live. based
>>154505591Ultrabased, luv him
Much ado about nothing
>>154505577This dude is a special basket case, is there something wrong with him, why does he throw the tantrums he does to leave clubs only to play like ass after 1 good season.
>>154505427New Interslut dropped
>tiktok lips
>>154505630Why is the singer from panic at the disco there?
>>154505630gud andreolli i had in pes and i tried to make him a gud player.
>>154505573>>154505577dumfries is a not weak mind like pookaku.
Stop praising Chivu>>154505655>>154505665I knew he looked familiar
>>154505743Are the likes of Zlatan and Van Persie weakmind? They did the same things in their careers, and many others with them. But if you want your heart to be broken go ahead.
>>154505757What did Inzaghi win other than getting kwabbed in a CL final twice? Chivu won the scudetto and is likely going to win the coppa in his first full year as a Serie A coach. The last coach that had as little experience as him and had to coach a strisciata was Pirlo and he didn't win shit and is now stuck in second tier Arab league.
party at duomo
well done brosI'll sleep well tonight
>>154505798Where did I praise Inzaghi, they both suck in their own way. Until Chivu can win against big teams consistently he sucks. Winning the league while losing twice to fucking bbilan is unacceptable
>>154505426By whom? Gobbos who lost 2 points at home vs a relegated side or printeristi celebrating a title soon to be revoked
>>154505856Allegri won multiple big matches this season and where did that bring him? 3 points away from 5th place.Go and root for Bbilan if you only care about big matches and not trophies
>>154505875Shut up zoomer
>Tottenham and De Zerbi not going down>Fiocretina not going down>Sharteta probably winning something>zingaro manager won a scudetto>Italy not even at the WC>Danejeet posts here every day>Di Gregorio and Locatelli breathe the same air as meThis is all one grand punishment
Punished belgio, a man lost in the sands of time
lot of cutie brunettes working for inter tv
I think I get it, glowies main hq is in San Luca
>>154505956Thiago Motta was a martyr, like a Jesus trying to show everyone that Locatelli was Judas
>>154505905At least NATO is callapsing before our very eyes :)
Papal energy
>>154506097Capra demon lurks there
All smiles
>>154506117Based and darksoulspilled
>>154506131big scude smiles
>>154506069In the sense that he exclusively has sex with young boys?
>>154506158That path goes straight to Sen's Fortress
tfw Miyazaki was casually walking around san luca and then created a master piece
Farted so loud I woke up Openda from his slumber
>>154506218Ciccio Cozza was his inspiration for Black Iron Tarkus
Based Sucic not knowing a word of Italian>>154506187No in the sense he looks pious and humble and full of grace
Imagine what Miyazaki would cook up if he walked around Zierikzee
chat is full trolling. talking about grazie kuzmanovic, biabiany etc
Mizirkzaki
>>154506230Damm
>>154506273Wtf the Kiln of the First Flame looks like that?!? Goywyn lied to me
>>154506284I hope they don't forget to thank my nibba belfodil
Tikus wrecking his dumb brother lmao>>154506284Roma chatters found the livestream
>>154506322klaasen genio, grazie kanu. lul
>>154506341Did he call him a nigger?
Sleep tight /seriemacabre/
Serie MercAto
all these talks about Dark Souls and now I want to play it again, fuck
>>154506385What's stopping you?
Dark Souls IV, this summer at Geoff's Show
>Toto Wolff put some random shitalian teenage kid he found working part time at his uncles autogrill into the cockpit, and he’s winning everything, but Ferrari claim they haven’t been able to find a single Italian driver for 17 yearsWhy do shitalians backstab their own youth in every sport?
Juventus (directed by Adi Shankar)
>>154506396I've made close to 70-80 runs with the most different builds and even had fun with the randomizer, I should rather play my backlog
>>154506419Found Izalith
>>154506417What was your favourite build?
>>154506351No, he thanked him for being supportive even while being a silly nijjer
>>154506414"No"
THERE ARE JOAO MARATHON EDITS?!?!
tfw you have more edits than games played
Come on, even Cabal has edits
>>154506442Claws build probably terrible weapon but made it very fun to poke and bait players into traps or triggering the oolacile lift
Post your most obscure jj edit
>>154506551
grazie yildiz
Celebrating a scudetto(*) and posting about a jJ player?
>>154506551Now that was a player...
Executioner Smough but it's Serse Cosmi
>>154506718Vgh, Darkroot Garden
>>154506744AouariI'm a midfield spyI'ma score, I uncoverAll of your euros, I want themThere's no stopping me nowI'm a playerPlaying the game of desireAin't gonna leave no survivorsWould you sign for me now?Just like Khedira (aah-aah)The army of scorersI start a fire(Yalan da mən, yanan da mən, yaman da mən)Ah-Ah-Ah-AouariAouari(Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah)(Ah-ah-ah-ah) Ah-Ah-Ah-AouariAouari(Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah)(Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah)Aouari
Sersecutioner Cosmough
>>154506659Just saw someone post that in youtube chat and thought it's a funny way to mock dildiz once he no-shows next time
>>154506771/seriea/ used to be a different place back then...
>>154506744>>154506771https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQ22S5YC7QThe rolling R that made diamonds
>>154506813There was a me before and after listening to her R's
>“Spalletti feels that Vlahovic provides certain characteristics that the team lacks without him. Juve is following the coach's instructions, and is trying to renew his contract with more reasonable figures. The club's idea would be a short renewal, possibly for two years.>Talks between Juve and Vlahovic's representatives is currently focused more on the commissions issue than on the net salary, which the main sticking point.”t. Rrrrrromeo Agrrrrrresti
>>154506546Will give a try when I finish my current run
Is there a way to hire someone for the club who will physically and psychologically harm the players when they're shit like this? So that the shit ones hand in transfer requests sooner too, stuff like the Ferguson hair dryer method
>>154506929Fagioli tried that with the gypsy mafia, it didn't work well to say the least
>>154506929Big John will sort them out
grim
Arthue jumpscare at 00:21 of May 4th
>>154506929Giuntoli punched Di Guzman in the face at Nabule because he wouldn’t fuck off
Even Arthur has edits lole
De Guzman mentioned
>>154507077Even Spalletti seems to keep saying that the team's made up of soft froci, the team needs players who bash their heads against the wall because of a mistake
>>154506929resign rabbiot to fight players
Forza? Internazionale
The football equivalent of a failed to launch NEET
>The investigation into referees continues to widen: in the last few hours, at least six more referees or former match officials have filed complaints with the Milan Public Prosecutor’s Office to add their testimony. These complaints will be examined in detail over the coming days and could lead to further summonses from the investigators. The new complaints come on top of those already filed in recent months. Since the case was opened in October 2024, Public Prosecutor Maurizio Ascione, who coordinates the metropolitan operational unit of the Guardia di Finanza, has already interviewed at least 17 referees and former match officials.
Just learned about the expression "tira una mozzarella"
>Career break Never seen that one before
>In an interview with The New York Times, Tucker Carlson argued that Beppe Marotta has a “supernatural component” to him that makes those in his close proximity obedient and docile. Carlson said he experienced this effect firsthand, likening it to smoking hash. “And I think it probably literally is a spell. And the effect is to weaken people around him and make them more compliant and more confused. And I’ve experienced this myself. You spend a day with Marotta and you’re in this kind of dreamland. It’s like smoking hash or something. It’s interesting, very interesting.”
>>154507370it happens often, Milan youth academy graduates need a bit of time to recover from the rupture of the amniotic sac
>>154504994Looks like Calabria
1 transfermarkt screenshot in this thread for every gole inter concedes in CL finals
Calcio /biz/ idea: Westerlo McKennie
>>154507841to me it looks rather like andrea conti
will Beretta and Ferdico be attending the Scudetto celebrations alongside Viola, Rocchi, Gravina, Chiné and the rest of the very important brotherhood?
Me on the right
>>154507902>>154507902>>154507902Why Eric Lanini, his career epitomize the plusvalenza centered mentality of italians>>154508000Look like the placea that rule the curva in MilanoAlso Checked
>>154508042Meant to (you) this was >>154508180
>>154508156>cured meatsBut are they regulated?
>>154508475Idk, I'm not up to date on the rules and regulations surrounding food in Italy. That maggotty cheese is illegal, but that's all I know.
Hehehe
Riomma will bottle it
>>154507047Please God no, I can't see this thing back, wearing the team colors. Not even as a joke.
would do anything to have endrick in a jj kit fras
>>154506862the only issue with vlaho is that he is not black
>>154513883black enough, I mean
Good morning campioni
>>154513979Good morning, time for the breakfast of champions
To the victor goes the spoils
Wonder what he's thinking
>>154514213I wouldn't compare to Kobe, he's a rapist. He's more like the LeBron James of this league.
>>154514239Lebron has a female coded avra tho, Kobe comparison is more fitting
>>154514338What parts of "Kobe is a rapist" you don't understand. It's like saying "Lautaro is a legend like Gary Glitter". Are you drunk?
>>154513979>>154514031gm sirs
enjoy it while you canthis will be the last for many years ahead
>>154514360Thuram did rape the league and his beta irrelevant brother so once again that Kobe comp is fitting >>154514560Who's gonna take it from us, you?
>>154514602Can you please stop shitposting like one the discord schizo?
>>154514608Maybe the discord schizo were frens we made along the way
>>154514560this.The coming summer is the last good one if you know you know
>>154514629Go back to Discord then.
>>154514560ive read they are gonna listen to chivus more on tranny market now. chivus should be getting better too so very positive for inter desu.
>>154514649Nico Paz is a done deal according to ErFaina1988 (extremely reliable for Inter)
blocco inter is finished dont get it twistednext year is going to be a fun serieass
Mr. Grimolli add him to your squad
Cuesta to jJ
>>154514213
>>154514784Nihao
watching jewtube shorts from partying. big smile
>>154514659great player but since wc fail i want nothing but italian players. foreigners out
Who the fuck does he think he is lmao, Abodi?
>>154514833Name me a few shitalian players that would improve Inter other than Palestra.You can't. Stop being such an obnoxious cuck about shitaly and shitalians.
>>154514649Barma finna get raided
>>154514840>palestraLiterally name a single thing he does better than dumfriesPalestra shouldn't even be a starter in the shitalian NT
>>151568941I was 100000000% right again btw
>The Milan Public Prosecutor’s Office will summon Giorgio Schenone, Inter’s club referee manager, as part of an investigation into alleged rigged referee appointments, which already involves five suspects. The investigation aims to clarify the controversial appointments made by Gianluca Rocchi, a former referee coordinator, and the refereeing decisions that were reportedly 'unwelcome' to Inter, with Schenone identified as the 'Giorgio' mentioned in wiretaps between Rocchi and former VAR supervisor Andrea Gervasoni.>It is alleged that Rocchi influenced the appointments, such as that of referee Daniele Doveri, considered unpopular with Inter, and Andrea Colombo, deemed more favorable, to manage the team’s crucial matches. In addition to Schenone, club referee managers from other teams such as Lazio, Juventus, and Parma will also be interviewed, and contacts between Rocchi and Serie A club executives, as well as the VAR center in Lissone, will be investigated.
>>154514840nothing can avoid the next season crash and burn of printer so leave shitalians to other team
>>154515035>such as Lazio, Juventus, and Parmawell well well
>Let me add a few words about last season’s loss [in the Champions League Final]. In football, it happens.>“Journalists say it was a total disaster, but other teams didn’t even get there. Other teams were on the sofa watching what Inter would do.webms rekt
>glorifying lost finals shitalian football everyone
>not a single mention of the Superga tragedy ittTurdinobros...
Amplifico mufa
>Marotta also confirmed the Champions League remains a personal obsession.>“I have reached four finals and unfortunately lost them all,” he admitted. “It is something I still want to achieve, but next year we will try to improve in that competition.”oof
>>154515380>four times?????He didn't reach it four times, two at best. The other two were reached by AlleGOD with a shit team built by that bald pedo
>>154515002gym isn't better than denzel but he's probably a better backup than luis enrique (if he accepts a back-up role while denzel is still with inter)
>>154515270I’d rather sit comfortably in my home than being at a final getting btfo with a world record 5-0
>>154515410just buy Cambiaso for 10-15M and you have an experienced backup
>>154515419wouldn't you pay 40€ to watch, as a lifelong, your favourite club getting demolished on a big screen at San Siro the day of the UCL final?
rube should go for fullkrug. would be very cheap striker back up option.would be way better than dröbly manlets
>>154515463fullkrug <> yildiz swap?
>>154515420i wouldn't be against it but i doubt that jewe would accept a 10-15M offer with his deal expiring in 2029...that said, knowing how percassi is, at this point atalanta would only sell gym for like 40M at the very least, so i fully expect him to end up in some mid-tier premier league team
>>154515483>As of April 2026, AC Milan is not expected to exercise their €5 million option to purchase Niclas Füllkrug from West Ham Unitedvery cheap
>>154515487They cannot ask more for him since he hasn't scored a single goal or assist this season. After the plusvalenza scandal they have to value their players rightly according to their performance
>>154515498FIFA should pay him to stop
>give a tranny tipoh my god why are they always talking about us so obssessed
>>154515431>40€ They got off easy Gerry would’ve taken 99€ minimum
>>154515602Opinions? >>154515420
>>154515602I was talking about the moron at no.154514205 earlier on, but I'm glad you felt drawn into the conversation :^)
GT chads win again
Since the scudetto* is already assigned* the season is over and I don't have to watch any more Jj matches right
Can a bbilan fan explain why the club buys geriatrics?
>>154515734Hardships build character, it's good for (You)
>>154515767because winning domestically is considered more prestigious than becoming a feeder club for the top teams in Europe so you give a retirement fund to pensioners rather than invest in the long term.
>>154515767how many geriatrics are there other than modric?
Dušan Vlahović scores his 6th Serie A free-kick.Per Opta, only Grimaldo has more in Europe’s top 5 leagues over the last 4 seasons (6 vs 5), despite Vlahović not taking them that often.7G in 933 mins this season (0.68/90). Shame injuries kept him out.
Calcio /fa/ idea: Geriasics
Business idea: footballers to wear Geox shoes so if they start dribbling or running they can unleash a bank of smoke behind them making it hard to be caught up
>bbilan have only netted 48 goals in 2025-26, resulting in their worst scoring season in the last 10 years.
>>154516022Yeah but how many sets of Cadillac wheels were brought to Milanello? Sports press ain't going to mention that
>>154515898>6 free goal kicks in 4 years is a record have barriers got taller or are modern footballers just that shit?
>>154516380my somewhat tinfoil hatted theory is that the rise of a certain kind of narcissist managers (ie those who place excessive emphasis on muh possession) has led to a general decline in the study, practice and refinement of all set-pieces during the week's training sessions.so it's not very surprising to see certain teams, generally very physical ones, able to climb the league table or coasting through simply by scoring from set pieces situations, throw-ins included
>>154505905Can't think of a single good thing that's happened this season
>>154516380I’ve read that it’s mathematically (yeah I know) worse to shoot instead of just crossing it into the box, you also have the crocodile being a thing so you can’t score with low free kicks as much >>154516497Probably yeah, it was also an under-valued part of the game in general and teams have hired coaches to draw up basketball-style plays for set pieces and throw-ins, Liverpool had a throw-in guy under Klopp and Arsenal have a set piece guy under Arteta
Set pieces are pure cheat codes, no matter how your opponent defends you're basically equal in that situation. Those and long shots can solve matches, Jj being shite at both is the biggest handicap the team has.
>>154516582With the benefit of hindsight from the year 2036, Gravina FC not qualifying for the mundial was probably the best outcome calcio could have
when I look at the lineups, its what I expected but I am still always disappointed
>Milan has scored 1 goal in the last 5 matches
>>154516605>you also have the crocodile being a thing so you can’t score with low free kicks as muchtrue, it should have been banned years ago already
I hope floriani plays well, just not too well
