wholesome edition
This is the thread
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rawr
>>154516693the hurricanes are a lock to make their ecf exit
What does 1993 and 2014 mean?!
bonjour!
>>154516693Canes. Flyers suck
>>1545167141993 is when gary took over the league2014 was the last time an american captain or goalie won the cup
>>154516730Just checked early life.
what if the flyers win tonight, tho?
It's KooKoo time
>>154516766we will spam>dannish goaltending
>>154516730lundqvist is swedish
barkov is russian
>hockey godsI'm enlightened by my own intelligence personally
>>154517015ah! a fellow free-thinker, i see!
>>154516693Flywrs are so bad you probably can't make money betting against them.
>>154516693Canes
>>154516730>1993 is when gary took over the leagueNo.way bro. Really? Oh my God you're right. It's all so flagrant. Dear God.... his name is BET MAN
We rode your boat, we invaded your barn with our red towels, we win 3 games on the road, AND THEN, WE WIN THE SERIES IN A GAME WHERE WE HAD 9 SHOTS ON NET???? WHAT A SERIES. WHAT A GAME. I still cannot believe we won that game, we absolutely stole it. Dobes I love you. I don’t think I’ve ever felt a better feeling than when Newhook played baseball in the 3rd and we took the lead. This team, I don’t know what how to describe it, but it is a SPECIAL TEAM. And special teams do special things like they did tonight. Dobes should never have to pay for anything he buys in the city of Montreal, you are DOBEST. HAGEL GO TO BED, COOPER ONE MORE YEAR AND YOU’RE GONE, AND BONNE NUIT TAMPA
>>154517204Kinda sucks you got a great team at precisely the same year the avs are so fucking stacked. It's unfair.
>>154517233the team isnt going anywhere for a while though and will get stronger
>>154517246True, actually. They're super young and already have solid ploff mettle after surviving that game 7. Frankly they were better than the bolts but playing scared for 2 periods, kinda lapsing on the easy plays
Knights
What was the point to play defensively at 1 - 1? It was a seventh game for both teams.
They skate well. They pass well. They compete hard. Got lucky with Dobes, but good for them. No Top 6 to speak of, and the D is mid at best. If not for that ole ole ole bullshit, they'd be my backup team.
>>154517287what a cope
>>154517281* flush it down *
Guys.. The Philadelphia Flyers are in the second round of the NHL playoffs.. This was foretold. Now is the time of great tribulation. If they continue to win a new dark age will befall the Earth.. Doom.. DOOOOOOOM.... Any way go Flyers.
>>154517341Cups are not copes, retard.
>>154517281I can't wait until it's crunch time and the knights need something from him and he wilts.
>>154517363Bro? He has 2 goals in game 6? A game winner?
>>15451735824 cups?
>>154517365Buffalo is still in it.
>>154517372in what round?
>>154517383the great lakes look different now
>>1545173751993
>>154517380>We now have to move the goal post on Playoff Marnerlol
>>154516693Canes easily. This round is even more of a gimme for them even though they swept their first round.
>>154517412>Jets fan is a black womanWDHMBT?
>>154517407sure. go ahead. put some money on him and see how it goes.
>>154517395The fact that the last hope for a Canadian Stanley Cup is Quebec is quite amusing.
>>154517421and the toronto fan doesn't have a turban on?
Who cares about the playoffs, the NHL Draft Lottery is TOMORROW!
Hockey seems too random to me. They dump in 40 shots and a couple of them happen to go in. Half the goals come on bounces or deflections that no one could have predicted or done on purpose.
>>154517437>emergency referendum happens just before game 7 of the SCF>Quebec separates from Canada>Habs win the Cup>1993 lives on
>>154517457Hockey definitely is the most luck-based sport out of the big 4. Sure the better team will win more often than not, but you'd never ever see the type of shenanigans that allowed the Habs to win yesterday in any of the other sports.
>>154517457You have to be good to get lucky.
>>154517336>backup teamStinky casuals OUT
>>154517467I can see that habbening.
>>154517454The Florida Panthers are proud to select, first overall, Gavin McKenna
>>154517508>laffs
>>154517457Some deflections are just dumb luck, but there actually is skill and strategy to it. Certain players are really good at deflecting pucks into the net and teams run set plays to try to get these goals.
ole is gay. and muslim. and should have stayed in europe.
That game 7 was one of the most shameful and unethical series endings I've ever seen. Both teams are complete frauds.
>>154517597Les Maritimes et le Québec sont les voisins de l'Europe.>Américain à l'esprit étroit
goooo habbies
>>154517710This but the Flyers.
>>154517597There's nothing wrong with being gay and muslim
>>154516693CanesAvsWildSabresHabsKnightsDucksFlyers
>flyers >tranime
GAAAAARRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Craig conroy is a good gm leafs shouldve hired him
Sundin is back again to save my Leafs.
I swear Gary, if you let Randy win the Cup....
>>1545178802006 was twenty years ago. They're due.
>>154517878two bald frauds
Womp womp
Using women as a reaction gif never sat right with me. We don't do that here on /hoc/.
>>154517922
Lotto tomorrow
3rd period starting let's go
>>154516636Buffalo v Anaheim SCFneed it or keep it?
>>154517910He has to git gud.
>>154517961Would be cool but Softpusys-Randies seems to be a foregone conclusion at this point.
>>154517980randy finna choke on cock to habbies in east final
>>154517454What was John Chayka's lottery luck like? I don't think it was great
>>154517891>They're due.Yeah, due for a spanking by my dabres in an '06 ECF rematch!!
>>154518002>HabsSabres victims
>>154518031gary wants Cole on tv to draw the heated rivalry audience
>>154517878at first I thought sundin was making a tiny fist
what's with all the jamiroquai hate lately?
>>154517365why not include mls?
Do we put the winners of avs and wild as big favorites to the cup or no? Seeing montreal and buffalo in playoffs very very unnatural.
>>154517969too bad hes american
>>154517910KWAB
knights play today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
>>154518108:)
>>154518011Flames are winning it!
>>154518118>flames finally get a first overall when a winger is the top selectionlove to see it
My Chiefies
>>154518078I do sincerely believe that the winner of Avs/Wild will play the winner of Sabres/Habs in the Cup. Fuck Randy.
>>154518143Flames best players have all been wingers it’s fate
Is Makar the greatest Albertan of all time?
>>154518178which is why the franchise is so curseddraft a fucking canadian centremen and LIVEthe mammies did it and look at them now
>>154518189Centres dont matter anymore it's not 2015 anymore. Wingers are just as important and offense is generated through the D. It's over for the Canadian centremen. 1993
Sounds Matts will be more player/relationship/culture side and Chayka will be business/stakeholder management/ finance. Time to stop doomposting about the leafs
draft lottery tomorrow?
If the >laffs get a top 5 pick, I laugh because they have to forfeit next year's.If the >laffs don't get a top 5 pick, I laugh because they have to forfeit this year's.Simple as.
>>154518237Expect leafs had an off year they won’t be this bad next year
[Assimakopoulos] Jake Oettinger: "I don't feel like I accomplished any of my goals. I want to win a Stanley Cup, I want to win a Vezina Trophy, and I want to be a starting goalie for Team USA, and none of those things happened."Dylan bros…
>>154518215>best swedish prospect in a decade next draft>is a centremenyou're full of shit which explains why sweshit has never won a cup
>>154518263
heatenings in kouvola
>>154518280Canadian kwabshits haven't won anything, I'm watching Canada lose it's grip on hockey like a husband who's wife isn't picking up the phone anymore.
I was having a pretty rough day until I remembered the Red Wings don't have their first round pick this year :)
also refpuck
My penguins ):
>>154518263It's ok Jake I didn't accomplish any of my goals either
>>154518305you're watching like the cuck you are while you form brain dead hockey opinions
Otter was good once in 2022
Our KooKoos :)
>>1545183301993
I hope the Ducks end up eliminating Vegas, that would be funny
>>154518360never everalso we are only 1 draft removed from a year where zero sweshits were taken in the first roundLMAO
mullato ass looking nigganigga's at least 18 races combined MINIMUM
>Steve Simmons says he spoke to 20 people around the league. 1 supported the Chayka hiring, 19 said it was a "sham" and called Chayka a "con artist," "liar," "salesman"
>>154518367We are only like 40 years from when Canada last won a Stanley Cup. We are a couple months from when Canada was raped and embarrassed in front of the whole world. Canashits are fucking garbage. 1993
>Samir vs. PaperboyKino.
>>154518388I thought whites were closer to Neanderthal Man? Idk I had a chud phase but I didn't really learn a lot
>>154518405sweden has NEVER won a stanley cupsweden lost the worse than canada didsweden is sham and no one gives a shit about themno wonder you are so angry at usnever ever
>>154517454https://media.nhl.com/site/asset/public/ext/2025-26/2026DraftLotteryGuide.pdfhere are the numbers
>>154518417cmtsu
>>154518425Canada literally cant win a cup in its own league.Canada literally gets raped and humiliated in its only sport.Accept that you're a cuck. And you will always be.
nothing like seeing the rogers logo plastered everywhere while my team's organization further implodes in real time :)
>>154516636I ginally had the chance to go alto a hockey match, in Prague, it was a Czech league semi final match. Although I am as blind as a bat I could see very well the action and the little ball.Let me tell you, I was hooked! Is watching hockey IRL this much fun? I ate sausages, drank beer and had a great time. What now? What do I do next?i can't watch a match on TV yet, seems like only attending a live match will satisfy mehttps://youtu.be/35Nrbq30UyQ?is=Bpm8m4B8JY62NPv1
i'm very much enjoying our version of heated rivalry
>>154518449canada wins every memorial cup for 20+ yearssweden doesnt even have a sport, they lose at everythingyou're watching a league your country doesnt have a team in and you have the audacity to claim im a cuck?pathetic
>>154518472sitting on the sidelines like the cuck you are
>>154518487There is only one cup that matters and that's Lord Stanley. And you can't win it. It doesn't belong to you anymore. Your that freak who can't accept that his ex moved on. Except you, in your own little fantasy world, have embraced the cuckness and you probably have a 1993 of spades across your lower abdomen.
>>154518508>only one cup that matters>his nation has NEVER won itstay bitter
>>154518425>>154518487Stop bickering. We are all friends here. If we don't get along, Gary wins.
>>1545185161993.
>>154518531never everkeep watching a league that your shit teams cant win
>>154518520i didnt ask you to intervenego away
>>154518545>that coming from a Can'tpuckianKWAB
this nigga zesty
>>154518565no argument?thank you for your concession
get ready to learn west edmonton mall, misa
I have swede fatigue.
>>154518575I accept your concession. 1993 of Spades
Ayo this nigga really just said >muh argument in my meme genny lmao fuck outta here bitchboy
>>154518565>fan pressure Are you suggesting swamp people make better fans or is the advantage just having less fans overall ?
>>154518263He could easily be a starter in Skoda Cup
>>154518594swecuck happily jerking himself off to a cup he can never see his beloved nation win
>>154518620Sounds like Canada KWAB
>>154518626>sounds likeive watched canada win, no wonder you have to be so unsure of yourselfmeanwhile you're this invested in a league when sweden has never won
>>154518572Unlike my islanders
>>154518644Sure you have. Have you told your wifes boyfriends grandkids what it was like?
>>154518659>Sure you have.thank you for your concession (again)
This is an American false flagging
>>1545186771993
>>154518698never ever
>>154518711
>>154517412WholesomeThey are on the up and up.
>>154518739i dont need to upload an image since nothing exists for sweden's hoisting a stanley cuptell me more about how you worship that cup tho
>>154518508keep on cooking, he starting buckle under the onslaught
>911 what is your emergency?Help! A Swede is murdering a Canadian right now :o
Sorry but gary wants vegas to win again
>>154518762>indirectly replying to claim the wyou are so fucking mad
>>154518393dude got fucking roasted holy shit the leafs are even more doomed than before
i thought france won in 1993when did canada last win the cup for real?
>>154518764The sunbelt must reign supreme.
>no one taking his bait anymore so he switched to a swedish vpngrim life this yank leads
Is MLSE the most retarded organization ever in the history of sports and entertainment?
hope the chicken in every publix sub is undercooked and that blots fans get salmonella GO HABS GO
>>154518812There are but none that are so gifted limitless commercial success that they can sustain stupidity forever without having to fix their shit or fold
Kucherov more like Faggoterov lol Hagel more like Fagal hahahahahahaTampon Gay HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAU S GAY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154518812the incoherent governance structure and the absolute 70 iq slop media is similar to most european soccer clubs
>>154518798
>>154518843
>>154518812They're owned by Rogers who are destroying our country.
William Wild Bill Karlsson will play tonight for Vegas
>>154518812I've done my due diligence, the greatest most beautiful due diligence in the world, and asked a number of chatbots for their diligences and dues, and have no red flags about a Pelley/Chayka management duo with Mats also there as a pointless PR guy.
>>154518644Well I mean we were all alive in 2014 as well. Now waiting 33 years to watch a team from Can'tnada win is some cuck shit
auston matthews welcome to the minnesota wild~~greatest goals and highlights 2016-2026~~
Games tonight:Carolina Hurricanes vs Philadelphia Flyers at 7:00 PM ESTVegas Golden Knights vs Anaheim Ducks at 9:30 PM ESTWho is /hoc/ rooting for?
>>154518992Don’t recall asking
>>154518843Good post
>>154518992I want all games to go 7 games minus my team, so Flyers and Ducks
>>154518921i dont give a shit about a canadian team winning, i want my team to win
>>154518812nah pretty sure its buds metties
>>154519041didn't the mets make a WS recently?
>>154519048They lost to the royals kwab
>>154518992anaheim
>>154519094kwab
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins is older than McDavid? I thought this was some rookie kid.
>>154519094reckless, disgusting, and dangerous behavior by makar right there.
>>154518577No thanks. McDavid still needs him anyway.
>>154518565one post got them seething lol cantadians are so fragile >>154518575>>154518599
Risse-Rasse will carry Filthadelphia's unconscious fentanyl addled corpse to the second roundKulli-Mikke will lead Anal-heim to victoryThe Avs will sweep MinnesotaET LE BUUUTRemortgage the house and bet it all. I am assured that all of the above will come to pass.
>>154519196>american revisionst history
>>154519232>laffs
>>1545192692014
> Reporter Steve Simmons stood up at the media event and told Pelley, with Chayka seated beside him, that 19 of 20 prominent NHL people Simmons talked to called the hiring "a sham" and referred to Chayka as a "con artist", a "liar" and "salesman."Laffs are such a joke.
>>154519269i should become an artisinal $20 maple syrup guy, what do people have with that besides pancakes and waffles
>>154519304simmons cant skate
>>154519292Yes. I know American also won the cup that year. Thanks for reminding US.It was the Kings I believe that year also.
>>154519304billy g pls do the needful and fleece this retard
>>154519312might use it as a flavouring in brewing or a meat marinade
>>154519315the last time an american was handed the cup
>Until he signed his contract, he didn't even know what his job title wasHow extensive is Sundin's concussion history?
>>154519315the kings are a mexican team
>>154519344AYEAYAYEAYEYAEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>154519314>laffs
>>154519354me on the left
>>154518992CanesKnights
>>154519378>american defending a jewa tale as old as time
>>154519447>laffs
>>154518992A Flyers upset
Why did last nights Habs and Avies games get me back into watching hockey? Usually I don't care much about it but now I'm actively looking forward to the games tonight. What happened?
>>154519478good goy
>>154519493Don't worry, just watch flyers/hurricanes tonight to get turned off again
Tampa bros...
>>154519518Those Cup wins don’t count
>>154519304Where's the lie
>>154519518>buckbroke by the laffs
>>154519526true but they would have if my islanders won them
>>154519497>laffs
>>154519518Yup. They're a meme team. Only won cause of covid format
>>154519537>laffs
>>154519541dont let your jewish overlords down!keep spamming those >laffs
>>154519518>can only win in the bubble and being over the cap by 20mil>LGBTQning
I'm surprised the Florida Panthers didn't make it to the playoffs this year considering their successes since 2022.
>>154519518>only wins are fraudulent rigged with rampant cheating for sunbelt team and like 20 million over the cap makes one think, gary.
which was a more embarrassing loss for the blots, 2019 or losing game 7 while only giving up 9 shots on goal?
>>154519565>laffs
>>1545196542019 easy. Yes losing to a team that could only manage 9 SOG all game is sad, but getting swept by the Teds after recording a 62 wins second is simply pathetic
>>154519647Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>154519654> 1967
dubbs and laffs win lottery, else boston laughs to the bank
now that bob and vasi are washed, buds sorokin is russias best tendie.
>sham>con artist>liar
>>1545195182024/2025 panthers would have shredded those cup winning teams and we all know it.
>>154519680the goy us listening to orders
>>154519716Too bad he's stuck on a garbage team
>>154518992Canes win regardless.Quacks vs Marner, take your pick.
>>154519749>laffs
>>154519747too bad its all fallen a part
>>154519712The real kwab for the laffs is they keep their pick at #5 this year, they draft a bust, then have to give up a 1st overall pick next year when it's unprotected and that player ends up being Crosby-tier
>>154519760dont stop now goy
>>154519773/hoc/ pro scouts promised us stenberg would be swedens first 50 goal scorer.
The ducks offense combined with "Carter Hart" might end up being a really funny combination.
>>154519518Got exposed, 4 straight exits is pretty funny.
>>154519773John chayka will make sure that doesn't happen by signing/trading for weird uncs like he did in arizona
>>154518280>sweshit has never won a cupUh, Landeskog?
>>154519779>laffs
>>154519802>a player winning counts as a nation winningcanadafriends we are cup winners
chayka chayka chayka ya booty
>>154519765They did what was needed. Now they may rest.
>Hurricanes>Knights
>>154518577>oilers fans think teams are going to take on this contract without serious sweeteners and/or retentionThe oilers have nothing left to trade. They're going to burn up the few picks and prospects left just to get out from under Nurse and Jarry's contract. This leaves nothing to actually improve the roster. It's over, man.
>>154519844Retard.
>>154519848its iinsane hes on books til 2030 or some shit with a top 10 dman contract in the league making more than fucking crosby has ever in his career. his agency should just have "WE SIGNED DARNEL NURSE TO A 9.25MILLION NO TRADE MAX YEAR CONTRACT" and have it on billboards for advertising because its absurd this ever happened. he didnt get worse over time. he didnt fall off cliff with injuries. he was a human pylon when he signed it.
>>154519797It will be interesting to see which team can dictate the style of play in that series. I'm not sure what to expect. I could see Vegas turning it into a bogged down grind fest but I could also see the Ducks skating circles around the Knights.>Vegas is bigger than Edmonton and plays much better defense than the Oilers>but Anaheim is one of the fastest teams in the NHL and they don't sacrifice size for speed, plus if you can neutralize McDavid you can take Eichel out of a series too
>Kitties couldn't even make it to the playoffs>Soilers are out first roundLol, embarrassing.
>>154519817So your angle is that Sweden doesn't have an nhl team? Kek. It's the national hockey league. Not international hkckey league.
>>154519967no dynasties allowed in gary's nhl
>>154519976You wanted a fucking kitties Dynasty? Why?
>>154519971swedshit has never won a cup
>33 Years Since 1993The Roy curse will break this year I can feel it. PQ is going to be a party all summer
>>154519967kitties are getting mckenna 1st overall. soilers are ded.
>>154519848>>154519953For perspective on how batshit insane that contract is, Lacombe is starting a 8x9 contract next year. Good chance he wins a Norris while earning less than Nurse earns to be a defensive black hole.
>>154519971https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6efiX4QzqI
>>154519995bennett is my boy and i apologize for nothing
>>154519963>I could see Vegas turning it into a bogged down grind festI could too. I'm sure that's their plan. But don't forget Anaheim's PP is currently at 50%. Sure a part of that is Edmonton's godawful embarrassment of a PK but it will still be a major factor. I personally think Hart is going to get exposed in this series and that Vegas doesn't have the offensive firepower to hang.
Vegass looked slow as molasses against Utah, the ducks are going to skate circles around then
>>154519995watching them get cucked harder than the hawks is funnier.
>Colorado vs Carolina finalsThis would be the most boring fucking way to end the season. Like at the point who gives a shit about either team winning.But knowing Gary, he's already made the call.
>>154520205buff has enough skill to stomp carolina. they system babies that fall apart vs anyone good.
>>154520205Gary shouldn’t have rigged it against my penguins then
What's /hoc/ like in the off season?
Doing the census
>>154520389awful
>>154520100It was an insane contract to sign. But in the end the Nurse contract is really only an overpayment of maybe 3-4m. You can recover from that. It's nothing compared to the complete clusterfuck that was the Skinner/Jarry trade. Not only do you get Jarry's absurd cap hit but the contract runs for the next two years during McDavid's extension. On top of that you had to throw in Kulak who is a pretty serviceable defenseman and exactly the type of player Edmonton needs. Meanwhile you could have kept Skinner (who was the same goalie or better) and his contract would be up right now.
>>154520389A lot of blogging and music
>>154520358Nah bro, Pens just sucked this season. Sorry.But don't worry, it's only gonna get worst when Crosby retires.
>>154520093nuh uh. we're getting pasta.
>>154520389There is no /hoc/ in the off season, everyone's outside having fun in the sun
>>154520284I'm cheering for Buffalo but at many points they looked terrible against a really shitty Boston team. They can beat Montreal (massively overrated) but I think Carolina will easily handle them.
>>154520093Does Gary have no shame in helping out the kitties so much?
>>154520433like 5 mil vs 3 mil contract, just couple extra years term. bowman signed frederick, a fucking 4th liner, to a max 8 year contract. he didnt play in the playoffs not because of injuries but too shit to play. the contract hasnt started yet. walman is similar. like 7 year 50 million contract. unmovable. hot dog water had more value in playoffs. skinner for jarry is just a shitty trade thats a couple mill difference and done in a couple years. these 2 are fucking anchors.
>>154520389Fishing
>>154520473/hoc/ isn’t going to survive the World Cup
>>154520389Gay
>>154520389most anons have already started logging off
>>154520474at no point did boston look like better team. they had leads, but take game one - 2-0 off fluke goals when it was like 40 to 15 shots. buffalo dominated at all points. refs let boston goon it up for 2 or 3 games to keep it close and then doors got blown off when they started calling penalties/put out notice to stop the scrums.
>>154520491none
>>154520524Sad
>>154520389Summerfags
>>154520513Yeah you're right about the long term anchors. The post-McDavid rebuild is going to take like 8-10 years. Complete and total nightmare for fans to go from one win away from a cup to a decade of darkness after wasting the primes of TWO generational talents.
>>154520513bowman is in the running with treliving for worst gm of all time
>>154520524At least that is back where it belongs in the summer this time, which is slow for the sports calendar. Last time it was in the fall and divegrass thirdies made spee unusable.
>>154520389dominated by trb spam
>>154520623what changes from now then
mckenna is calgary owned actually
>>154520768no games to mitigate it
I am channeling all my autism onto the habs to help them break their losing streak and get us another cup.
are any of the games tonight worth watching?
just dropped a marnie so big i had to flush halfway through!
>>154520837typical albertan needing ontarian gibs
I'm channeling all my autism onto the habs to help them keep their losing streak
>>154520521Did you eat it?
>>154520865Phi/Car will probably be good.
>>154520956lol
>>154520865vegass duckies probably fun to watch, but not worth staying up for. carolina filthydelphia is like watching beer league hockey.
>>154520956it won't
>>154519967Kitties were going no where this year, shit goal keeping doesn't help.
how did gary manage to get rid of all the strippers sitting behind the benches these playoffs?
>>154520922I counter with my autism to break their and by extension, this nations, losing streak
the lotto soon, our nuckies are due to win
goodbye princess
>>154521179It's tomorrow
knights 4 ducks 1
>>154521195Reminds me of someone who 1 around 4 years ago
>>154521220tbg won
>>154520102I think everyone would like to see it go international honestly. England is too obsessed with soccer, though. That's their game.
you now remember sebastian aho 2
>>154521185She had a great stylist desu but so did michael peca, oddly enough
ynr james neal
You thought you had a chance?
>>154518910based news bro
>>154521278thanks for the cortisol spike boss
>>154521191its not going to break until it hits 90, and I'm gonna win it
>>154521278no i dont thats why i bet on my nuckies to draft 3rd overall.
>>154521274He was the real deal
>>154520474Buffalo's ceiling was always the ECF. They can maybe win a few games if they're lucky, but the Canes are just the better team unless the dirty Flyers intentionally injures Canes players before the series is over
Will Jon Cooper ever coach anywhere other than Tampa?
>>154521403Yeah
>>154521328he did bretty gud in vegas' first year and then went to shit on the flames and oilers KWAB
flames neal
>>154521278in like 10 years when we look back at this draft, the best player will be someone drafted outside the top3. this one has 2012 or 2017 draft class written all over it.
>>154521403no he's the mike tomlin of hockey
>>154521418Many such cases
>>154521185Who the hell is gonna hire her?
>Boston’s Charlie McAvoy will have an in-person hearing on Monday, May 11th at the NHL’s office in New York City for slashing Buffalo’s Zach Benson.
>>154521448Me
lol
>>154521448As an escort?
why are blots posters so low test they dont confront assilevskiy after costing their team an embarrassing loss last night?
>>154521448some gooner GM
>>154521535
Do any of you have any advice for defrosting a mini fridge?
>>154521585Unplug it
>>154517412
>>154521600Yeah sure but can I just drag that shit outside and leave it overnight
>>154521479
>>154517421Clearly native
>>154521623where I live anything metal gets picked up by scrappers
>>154521684K thanks for that but im not taking it to the curb im just going to put it out back
>>154521623Yea that'd work and prop the door open so the water drains. Those things can be left outside no prob if they're not rained on, just keep it upright so the refrigerant doesnt pool in the sidesYou could also use a hairdryer and a bucket if you don't want to wait that long or you have urban gentleman who will liberate it from you if left outside
>>154521717I read defrosted as destroy mb
>>154520952I caught that one out of season. June I can harvest anything over 12 inches. But I go to the resevoir or river to fish for keeps.
>>154521736>>154521750Thanks bros I can always count on /hoc/
our frosties
>>154521779For what
Yo I heard we call them chaykas now
>>154521787For being a bitch probablyPlus she didn't make me a sandwich
>>154521779more time for here to post here
>>154521779why do they all wear the cuck cage?
>>154521894To protect their pretty faces homo
>>154521847Cope he owns 61 wendys
>>154521900they aren't pretty
I will not be watching anymore playoff games involving the Carolina Hurricanes. Gary, if you care about your business I suggest eliminating them as quick as possible.
>>154521921Wendy’s is good
Pedo Wild fags are so fragile
>>154521924Some of them are
>>154521921>>154521937Yeah tight you just know Chayka is constantly looking for ways to cut corners and shave a buck and is probably the reason why fast food service and quality has been declining dor 2 decades. Chayka is probably responsible for hiring 90% temporary foreign workers to staff his 61 restaurants.
>>154517910typical lakeville whiny bitch. The coddled rich kids of the south
>>154521944Then why aren't you posting them?
>>154521921What's with laffs always making fast food chain managers their GM?
Knew Canadians were going to claim the Sabers
>parades around america as an national hero despite warming the bench the entire tournament>costs the stars their seasonwhy doesnt he have any shame?
>>154521943How do you get around the ban?
I was wondering why Chayka sounded familiar then I remember he was the coyotes gm and caused them a first round pick a few years ago lol
>>154521944I bet you find all white girls pretty, Rajeesh
>>154522012It expired
>>154521990battle of canada
>>154521990Tim Hortons is owned by Brazilians and Labbats is owned by the biggest American brewer.
drop the puck, gary
if the canes go up two goals in the first period i'm done watching that shit series bros
>>154522083The first game felt like watching a regular season game where one team clearly out matches the other. Didnt feel like playoff hockey at all.
If the canes win the cup I won't be buying anymore jerseys
big if true
grim
>>154522159>del zottohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlxKbbMdPKI
>>154521448>krakenWhat a joke of a team.
>>154522159mackinnon hasn't even played a good game yet
>>154522179He had that sick dish to lehky last gsme, what are you smoking? He draws like 4 defenders to him.
>>154522152he's my dad's favorite player :)
my skinny, weak canadian body, on my hands and knees crawling towards big strong american cock to suck it for nourishment
>>154522016Youve probably masturbated to his sister already
>>154522191also gave up the shorty and is doing a lot of standing around not moving his feet in the zone
>>154521278Is it a six or a nine ball? Rigged.
>the first FULL DAY of the second round
>>154522228she's a data scientist
Flames signed Theo Stockselius
>>154522228
>>154522159Why are they already speculating when we're barely past the first round? Nobody is gonna remember shit from the first round except the teams that got eliminated
>>154522228o, o , ozempic
these guys are homos
>>154521943btfo
>>154522314probably some fanduel or draftking segment where they have some (((expert))) tell you to bet on some +2000 longshot
>>154522228part of the wendy's slumlord conglomerate and she is too skinny. no thanks.
>scoreless draw in BRANTford
>>154522325>oregon>arkansas>guam>delaware>michigan>wisconsinwhat da fuuuuuuugggggggggggg
>>154522338you're gay
ohl eastern conference final game 7https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcUyDVnVSVs
a national anthem rendition with no taste
>>154522367charlie paquette is /our guy/
HERE WE GO
>>154522325>minnesota not even as bad as neighbors south dakota and wisconsinpeople fell for a psyop lmaomeanwhile portlandia more like pedolandia in oregon, what da fuggarkansas is the shittiest state in the nation so no surprise there
lmao did you see the guy behind Flyers coach holding his nose closed, Tocchet must reek
>robertson cupreminds me of that olympic-less pinoy kwab
>scoreless draw in North Carolina
metroslop
>>154517564Please Gary. Make this happen.
>>154522408>scoreless drawretard
stanky or stanks?
>scoreless in Atlanta
Go Carolina!
so what's philly's plan here
Tippett is scratched cuz he’s a ginger faggot who sucks
the force is with him
>>154522424born and raised up, take your shirt off and spin it around your head like a helicopter!
>>154522305Bro what show is this again
My canesies :) are playing
>>154522431
>>154522431get bootyblasted
scar Flyers
OH SHIT
UH OH, RANDY
SCAAAAAR
He's out
EATCOCKRANDY
>>154522432
>>154522431get one and build from that confidence boost
first mr drysdale then miss hathaway
LMAO GET FUCKED RANDY
SCAAR AGAIN
Caneschads it’s over
UM
what the FUCK randy
>>154522457Stale meme
EAT COCK RANDY
Canes confirmed frauds.
kek what the hell is goin on
Andershit
oh no no no no no2-0
my flysies :)
is randy okay?
SCAAAARRRR
brain tuning
WHAT THE FUCK
wildly premature but as a hypothetical rod the fraud is donezo if they lose to the flyers right?
the metro division is pure fucking trash and im tired of pretending otherwise. gary needs to step in and do something about this now.
FREDDDDDDYFREDDDDDDYFREDDDDDDY.....YOU SUCK
>>154522469>Caneschadthis is something that doesn't exist.
>nordic goaltending
Randybros…
1-0 flyers
>>154522431i guess the plan is to win
Hurricanes still shook from that gooning the Flyers gave them at the end of Game 1.
brindabros...
>>154522494>this is something that doesn't exist.Just like my girlfriend
2-0 flyers
>>154522494Just like wrestlechads
It wasn't supposed to go down like this
Too many canacucks on that team.
>>154522518thanks, mp4bro
>>154522521don't worry there's still more games to play
>>154522518did it hit the ref?
Uh we're supposed to win everything how are we struggling against the flylels???
>>154522510Goon squad
2-0 is not the most dangerous lead
with finns you...
I could heem PK subban but Paul Bissinette could heem me
can randy recover from this?
>>154522539It is dangerous, but not in thos case. Canes can only defend leads, they can't come back.
we all knew this was the real randys
its over
>nothing to wear>nothing to lose
2/3 yikes
rod is already working on his post game excuses
>>154522518indeed it followed hard upon
>>154516706sid bringing the blue steel
FILTHadelphia can't be allowed to win.
>>154522564It was closer than it looked
>>154522159>heres your conn smythe favorite bro>0.333 sv%
i tired to warn you canesbros
keep calm and shoot 66.6%
>>1545173994 years in a row... maybe next year you'll clue into the fact the blots are irrelevant now... but i doubt it.
>>154522520uhhh i exist bro
>>154522555I wonder about the extent of the criminal record of the guy who "plays" Gritty. It must be considerable.
>>154522571
>>154522597>laffs
>HOLDING THE FUCKING STICK
>>154517467i'd laugh... for years, and im albertan
>>154522601What makes you say that?
why would you hold aho? dude never does shit.
>>154522624I’d hold him because he’s my husband
>>154517478its part of the game bud
holding
CANES SCAAAAAAAAAAAR
Canes scar
Saar?
NOT SO FAST FILTHY
filthy bros...
>>154517478completely mogged in this department by baseball
SSSSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
vladar should have had that.
beginning of the end for philadelphia sad
I'd be shocked if the flyers even get this to 5 games at this point
1-2 canes
>>154522666That was a rip.
>>154517478its easy to blame vasi for the loss, but the habs shut kucherov down for 3 straight games. why would you consider good defending to be "luck"? go watch apehoop if you need non stop action.
SOMEONE BAKE A NEW THREAD FFS
>>154522666Vladar STINKS
why don't they just change their name to whalers?surely there was whaling off the carolinas
bread...
feeling the puck, /hoc/
>andershit
>>154522699they should be the carolina slavers. have a whip as the logo.
new>>154522729>>154522729>>154522729
>>154522724What do they do with Chatfield?
>>154522608you take that fucking back! i would cut off my pecker before even considering cheering for the fucking leafs in any way shape or form... i hope every player on the laffs gets gonorrhea
