Ducks Edition >>154522729
>rags
SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
GARY TIME AND DUCKS!AWESOME!
why is the nhl so zesty now?
my debils :(
Total Dixie Death
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>>154524854>>154524854>>154524854WELCOME TO GARYDROME, /hoc/>>154524854>>154524854>>154524854>save your ticket stub for a free personal pan pizza at the food court
slavin is a beast
My penguins ):
>>154524884THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER
CANIACS RISE UP!
Who tf passes that ?
>>154524891thoughts on your loss to bud?
flyers had some good looks but no dice
WEENIE ASS CALL but god DAMNIT viel needs to stop getting fucking called
>>154524902eat cock randy
>>154524901Bet you were in a frat
>one shot on goal on the ppThat isn’t gonna cut it!
I've seen enough Flyers in 7
sharts fan here, but rooting Anaheim, used to live next to the tank and never had a problem with Anaheim fans being total faggots, unlike say Vancouver fans. Also fuck Vegas.
>>154524921Couldn't afford higher learning.
SIT DOWN
>scoreless draws in Nevada
Thats not a trip?
if you retards don't realize the whole playoffs are fixed for philly to win for the 250th anniversary of america you're not paying attention
>>154524902Here’s the honest split:Ohio: This is where the Wright brothers lived, ran their bike shop, studied aerodynamics, built their aircraft, and did most of the intellectual heavy lifting. The airplane was designed and developed there. Without Ohio, there’s no breakthrough.North Carolina: This is where the first powered, controlled flight actually happened, at Kitty Hawk in 1903. That’s the moment that proved it all worked.So which is more “legitimate”?If you value creation and invention, Ohio wins.If you value the historic first successful flight, North Carolina has the better claim.That’s why their license plates famously argue:Ohio: “Birthplace of Aviation”North Carolina: “First in Flight”Between the two, most historians lean slightly toward Ohio as the deeper claim, because the innovation happened there—but it’s a genuinely fair debate, not a clear knockout.
what are they chanting? cant see puck?
>Carlson>Carlsson>Karlssonswedebros, we've made it
Can one of these bitches scored
>>154524955Everyone in the arena agrees with you lol
SCARRR CANES!
Duckies' speed is definitely a problem for the Knighties
>>154524945I'm sorry (ÒДÓױ) have you considered community college?
if the canes don't win the cup, they can compete at the olympics in the DIVING events
>the city of Loveland
>>154524964Yes.
this series is anti-hockey
>gary has ducks knights end b4 endless OT canes filthies
Carolina are such shitters
these carolina fans don't appear to know the difference between a penalty and a good defensive play.
>>154524970Piss Kniggs are too fat from all the buffets
>>154524931funny enough it worked for flyers in game 6
WHAT IFGary gave us another scoreless Gary Time, huh??
please let the winning goal be fucking terrible, so bad that it breaks the losing goalie's mental
>>154524999I'm sorry you had to see such boring hockey tonight, peru
>>154524999be honest how much money do you have on the canes tonight
>>154524854I can't believe the hurricanes are such frauds struggling against these guys
>the ONE stream with the good game (ducks v kniggs) is buffering Turn the fucking gay ass gaynes fentanyl game off no one cares!
>>154525022>R U B B E R>P>U>C>K
>>154524999that's the carolina hurricanes baby
>>154524999
>>154525014Shut up Wesley
double garytime incoming
>>154525009Better than Stars fans who just cheer when anyone skates fast
this might be that playoff marathon game that goes to triple overtime
STOP ATTEMPTING DROP PASSES CENTER ICE YOU STUPID FAGGOTS
>sunday night - magnets off>monday night - magnets on
boring ot
What the Canes will see waiting for them in the locker room if they allow an OT goal
I did not know Mike Reilly is still in the NHL
>>154525087Nah they'll be some breakaway and a shootout style goal will end it
>tims taste of the globeso is that like indian food
this overtime has been better than the entirety of regulation.
>>154525023it's okay i ate well watching the avs wild yesterday nothing will bother me this week but ty <3>>154525026i don't like them never liked them, but the flyers are making me like them even less (i didn't know them before)watching the panthers win 2 back to back SCs playing the dirtiest gayest hockey possible supported by the refs made a number on me i think
>>154525115
he would have scored by now
hit the fucking net
just called gary and ordered a carolina penalty
garys fake crowd noises are bugging out again
>wrist shot on a breakawayNeed to go backhand forehand backhand, works every time
>>154525153He couldn’t even win a Calder Cup last year.
>>>garys fake crowd noises are bugging out again
>another year of the canes being frauds
darude - sandstorm
>>154525172no
Ducks and Knights waiting for Canes Flyers to finish b4 scoring.
DARUDA!
>>154525164he wasn't with the team in the ploffs
d-double garytime?
konecny noooo
garys really about to make them stay until midnight to watch their gay little dancing
oh my god someone scar already
FUCK YOU
draft lottery is tomorrow night, chat!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
/hoc/ loves Marinara
>>154525178https://youtu.be/ifJxwoDmQqY?list=RDsa1T2s09Rgs
SSCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>fly3rs
>>154525209Thanks. I didn't know that
N
>double garytime of the most boring hockey everGee, thanks Gary Nevermind, thank you for your mercy GaryFuck Philly
you're all invited to an extra 90 mins of this game tomorrow when Arsenal play Atletico Madrid in London
Anderson will break canes fans hearts just like he broke ducks fans hearts. Just wait.
holy fuck, fuck hall.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>most dangerous lead in Henderson, NV
LolFuck you Philly
CANES WIN!!!\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
rod ben gvir
TAYLOR HALL DID SOMETHING!
APOLOGIZE, /HOC/.
igger goal
CANES SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MVP MVP MVP MVP
>they actually thought philly wouldKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
RANDY CANES RISE UP!
Wow NHL network is like a full minute behind.
>fl3ersFucking faggots lol
is taylor hall the hero we needed ?
>>154525232he already speedran breaking canes hearts, they drafted him initially and he refused to sign with them...
>>154525244For what? The Randies were always going to win
Carolina sucks. Massive frauds.
GORABINA
>it was 2-0
Fuck you Gary this episode sucked
gg canesfrens :( now i get to watch ducks for a bit :)
LET'S GOOO, FUCK PHILLY
>>154525241CANIACS RISE UP ヽ( •_•)ᕗ
gay goal
think caroline sweeps?
>>154525252is taylor hall a person of color?
wow what a shit goal t b
>Carolina guy had stick in Vladar's wristNot goalie interference?
>>154525265
MY Canesies! :Dnow, go Ducks!
Now I'm no conspiracy theorist, but my stream got bombed with 7 ads RIGHT before that goal...
>>154525264
Fucking cheating faggot canes
Total Philly death
>>154525271Ducks will be much more fun heikki :)
what ever happened to this succubus
I prefer Taylor Hill to Taylor Hall
>>154525280doubt it and if they can't make it more convincing we might actually be looking at an avalanche vs sabres/habs final instead
taylor hall was edmonton's missing piece
>Emily Kaplan
Philly tongue my anus
I'M SURGING>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.>>154525125
Lmao Taylor Hall
>>154525280That or in 5.
>>154525301Reminds me of this bitch
>>154525288My penguins got screwed ):
>>154525310He was supposed to the the savior
>>154525293Thanks Konsta
>taylor hall is 34 years old
Jesus Christ, make Emily wear a hat ffs
3-2 canes
arizona coyotes legend taylor hall
>>154525341It took a long time for him to get unlocked
>>154525346Thats literally a man.
>>154525280There's been a lot said about how easy the Avs' path to the SCF is (Kings/Wild/Ducks or Knights) but the Canes have just as much of a cake walk
>>154524902I'm rising
When will Carter Shart?
>>154525359a Chayka special
the hurricanes logo looks like a butthole
>>154525364bold of you to believe the sabres won't beat them
>>1545253723min into the 2nd
>>154525362why do you do this?
>>154525364the wild are way better than philly, buffalo and mtl
>>154525304ty, i'm more of a Charleen Weiss kinda guy
>>154525383thats the intention
>>154525379>Bad to less bad>Less bad to badMeh.
>>154525391Just helping you not jerk off to men. Don't mention it.
>>154525395based AF
>>154525372He had a good 1st period, but Leo Carlsson whiffed over the top bar on a wide open net. Duckies owned the 2nd period against Edmonton so buckle up.
>>154525349>so yeah then I got on my knees and checked if sanheim was gay with my ass>he wasn't so I won on all fours with my assgayest OT goal ever
>>154525408Duckle up
>>154525420Peak masculinity.
>>154525420mirin' how little body hair he has
canes are already half done with their series and the other east series doesn't play their first game for 2 more days... nice one gary
>>154525386They might, but if the Sabres play for the Stan Lee they'll have gone through a pretty hard path for it. Wild too. My point is the Avs shouldn't be the only team getting singled out for an easy road to the SCF.
>>154525425
>>154525425QUACK QUACK
I wish we could just fast forward through to the scf (ducks vs habs) (ducks win, of course)
>>154525447Avs and Canes had a bye.
>two teams from Vegas coupled medieval themes >against two Bird Teams
>>154525407have lil Argentina gift as well (vickyyalbino)
>>154525449>>154525473thoughts on your loss to bud?
pk subban dressed like a mechanic today
I missed the 1st period of the Knights/Ducks game because I was still watching KINOlina, who can fill me in on how it's looking?
>>154525488He continues his working man cosplaying.
pk takes zestiness to another level
why is some black janitor talking on the espn intermission? just random black guy in coveralls.
would it physically pain pernell to wear a fuckin' suit to work?
>>1545254532 hours previous-wife: oh how bout this: "removes oilers on contact, teehee! omg"husband: ehhh, lets keep thinkingwife: why don't you love me?
>>154525484
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154525491Vegas played with unwarranted confidence which caused them to fumble the puck and lose battles, like 4 sog total. Ducks dominated, but couldn't get one in despite like 12 sog
>>154525508Night, sweetums
>>154525497>black janitornigga, blacks invented hockey before the yt man stole it. just like airplanes and computers.
>>154525507>>154525508>>154525524and on your loss to mitch?
>>154525504Get out, Connor
>giving up 6 goals in a playoff game
>back to scoreless in Vegas
lil jon
>a pitcher's duelthese are both catcher franchises
CAMAN DUCKIES SCAR SUM FACKIN GOALS
>scarrless in Vegas, the City of Brotherly Love
>>154525540its 1 touchdown. very good defensively speaking.
>>154525420>chad boomer shirtless cheering>virgib zoomer tapping away on his phone
what a retard
i'm here now the game can start getting good
>>154525520thank you based helpful posterI now feel like I'm filled in (not in a gay way)
>>154525562>yeah, but
>>154525555>>154525555>>154525555checked >>154525555>>154525555>>154525555
>>154525473caw
>>154525570same but me
>>154525582 * sigh *
>BACK DOOR TERRY
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>scoreless draw
>front row, goal-side seats still have their rally towels draped over them.pathetic franchise.
God damn the Flyers suck so much cock
THANK YOUGARYARY
Vegas defender covered the puck with his hand in the crease, should be a penalty
>>154525619Just like my islanders
>>154525622
GOCANESANES
GARY THANKING HOURS COMMMENCE NOW
>>154525627vegass has special rules
what an absolute mogging it would be if quinneville won a cup in his first season back
>d1cks
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR FOR VEGAS
wow i guess we dont call em marners anymore
>>154525652Imagine how drunk he'd get
marner showing up in round 2
HOWDEN SCARASSIST BY MARNER
Marner a passing wizard
>MITCH GODNER
ducks are winning and getting swept in 5 next round
marner so clutch. playoff monster. laffs could use someone like this.
LOUD MORNING NOISES
>scoreless Gary Time evaporating
>cucks
oh, look, gary's privileged $500M expansion team scored. Oh, wow!
:(
yup my Knighties are going to the Conference Finals
new york rangers legend brett howden
>it was 0-0
>1 goal >vegas fans cheering
>>154525664of course, he's a number 2>>154525676*pfffffffbbbbbbbbbbbttttttttt*
they're acting like a normal backdoor pass is fookin amazing
>a miscalculation of epic proportions by the toronto maple leafs
as if marner was looking to stay kek
why is dumb black commentator saying leafs moved on from marner? he wouldnt resign, he wouldnt accept a trade, his parents were buying a house in vegas the year before and obvious contract tampering from vegas where marner was already gone before last season ended. they had no say in marner staying.
>>154525678He was waiting for canes flies to finish before scars began.
>>154525709
Marner winning the Stan Lee 1 year after leaving the laffs would be pretty hilarious
>>154525717>why is dumb black commentatorYes.
Marner derangement syndrome on the mic
marner still sucks. one pass doesnt change anything
just took a frighteningly-wide marner after coming home from work today
>>154525721Bettman doesn't need to explain his Bettman Logic to me; I've heard enough of his diatribes and rants>I'm fine being in the dark with Gary; he's never played me wrong
tortorella is like 5'7 lol
how is quenneville allowed to coach after he raped that athletic trainer in the summer of 2012?
lacombe more like ladumbe
SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK BROSTOP OVERPASSING
SHOOT IT LACOMBE
SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK YOU MONGOLOID
lol tic tac toe for retatrds
What the duck was that
>>154525743Gary belt approved as well.
>>154525776he would HEEM you without even trying.
>>154525777checked
>>154525777he went to prison and was rehabilitated. What more do you want from the guy?
>golden rod jerseysGary, I like the red ones. Why don't they ever wear them?
i want to rip out weeke's vocal cords
>>154525801Such a beautiful play by Carlsson to set that up, his teammates need to stop letting him down. They blew a lot of nice opportunities he set up against Edmonton too.
>>154525801Aneurheim mighty ffffuuuuhcks
>>154525827chemical castration
>>154525834Old reverse retros
>>154525842>>154525845QUACKED
>>154525845kek
>Go [team] go! is better than >Lets go [team]!
>>154525842>>154525845makes 4 guys look silly just for his teammate to ruin everything... sad
>>154525861JEN
>>154525878depends on the number of syllables.
mctavish sucks they should trade him
general reminder we believe EM in this genny.
>>154525878the ducks unis look like picrel
>most dangerous draw in Henderson
>>154525911yeah, believe she's bad at sucking dick lol
>>154525911>EMelvis merzlikins? he got raped too?
>I LIKE THE NIGHT LIFE BABY
>>154525927Fitting for Vegas
>>154525939
based Cale Makar a tape autist
LOL the ducks are completely dominated by a team that has a real defense that's not Bouchard and Nurse
>go to a golden knights game>it's a lil jon concert with intermittent periods of hockey
>>154525925
this game is a bit of a slurper desu
>>154525957WUT
>the flock
>>154525959>see score0-1dominated.
>>154525943THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL TEAMTHIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL BARN >how did I get here, Gary?
>>154525978for me it's Lodi
>>154525972Stoppages, TV time outs, and Intermissions are basically mini night club bursts
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
>>154526004OK!!!!!!!!!
>ITS LIKE A NIGHT CLUB
mitch marner?more like... uhh...rich.. rich gardener
>>154525951Nurse contract status?
>>154526020YA!!!!!
>>154526025I look and sound like this
shit sharner
>>154526036>>154526036You get that thing I sent ya?
carter hart
Fucks sake quennville you drunk tell your boys to stop fucking passing across the whole sheet you idiot! FUCK
actually we call em chaykas now
>the city of Henderson, NV
>>154526053YES
>>154526094HAHAHA... body in a wood chipper
after 2
subban finna put on my summer tires
Man, Gary spoiled us that goal fest last night.
>Everyone loves P.K.Fuck no. I hate him
pk's minstrel show is almost more tiresome than snoop dogg's
>>154526123i still feel bloated =(
In the past, say three to four days, I have been in contact with about 20 people... [o]ne was supportive of John's hiring and the other 19 thought it was a... a sham, to be perfectly honest. Words were used like 'con artist', 'liar', 'salesman'. How did you come to a different conclusion than I was able to come to in a very short time?
>thcorefull draw in Henderthon
just ran the sim and seattle won...
>>154526177>>154526177>>154526177
what's a good team for virgins to root for
>>154526173My Horsies!
>>154526210>>154526216
>Let’s go [commissioner]!
>>154526210definitely not the islanders after that chilly easter evening
>>154526147>reach the pinnacle of the sport>zesty niggy appears>choose your words carefully nhl-kun
>ctrl+f>(You>0 of 0This is the worst day of my life and I can't even get a single (You). Never take for granted what you have, bros.
I ain't giving (you) shit anon
>>154526074How is a horse a knight?
>>154526210Never won, but complicated...Buffalo SabresColumbus Blue JacketsOttawa Senators (1992)Minnesota WildNashville PredatorsSan Jose SharksSeattle KrakenUtah Mammoth (Formerly the Utah Hockey Club, Arizona Coyotes, and Winnipeg Jets)Vancouver CanucksWinnipeg Jets (Formerly the Atlanta Thrashers)
>>154526319How is a horse a waifu?
is it back>
>>154526210the minnesota wild have never scored a goal in a stanley cup finals
>analhim cucks/hoc/ coping and crying RN
>>154526324you forgot the phoenix coyotes
>make new friends, but keep the old.>one is silver, the other is gold.
>>154526349oh are the knights a franchise that keep old friends
the utah mammoth are an entirely new franchise, gary still owns the coyotes.
>>154526347Current elephants?What a shit show.
this better be good
>>154526364we still call those marners here
cute!
>>154526400you just know
>>154526400based flamingos fan
Hart just saw his his life flash before his eyes when that puck went off his face like in Utah
1-0 is a very dangerous lead, can they do it?
>>154526409for a moment he was back at the lamplighter inn
do you think connor is watching?
>>154526406Rip the old strip.
>qu-ACK
these darker fellas sure seem to go to the box a lot
Torts is gonna send Koleslaw to pick cotton after that
Hart is such a hero
>generic racist remark
gary im fucking bored
I want vegas to win the west because of the carter shart seethe on reddit, then they can lose to the canadiens
>>154526506I'd be the first one to post him with the cup on reddit and watch my reddit account burn
typical john tortorella hockey
He made Marner and Andersson good, it just takes a good coach
quenneville getting exposed by torts bigly
there is too many twinks on the ducks to counter tortorellas grind along the boards strategy
Come oooon.. do something
I want more Gary time Gary!
which game is more boring this one or the Habs game last night?
>>154526646lucky he didnt get his head taken off
>>154526650
cam on score some quacking goals
*yawn* another lucky R1 fraud team exposed
>open up the ice for Anaheim so they can tie it
under bros we eatin good here
EMBELLY
>Call Penalty>but call Embellishment on the penalty victimThis is so fucking stupid
>>154526694looks like Fluorosis lmao
>>154526694>>154526694>>154526694
matching minors, holding and embellishment
>>154526715>player doesn’t embellish>no penalty called because game management
>scorefull draw
LMAO getting booed by your own crowd while you're winning
VegasPP
>sit in the penalty box>discuss how the case is going with naqvi
refCHADS rise up
>>154526743
>>154526763Naqvi, no fee until we we win
>>154524884What'd you mean anon?
STONED!
>Tortorella vs Quenneville
>hehe, took one in the keister
>v1gass
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGARY BLESS US
kullimikkeee
QUACKQUACK
>most dangerous draw in Vegas, Hockey Town, USA
>kn1ghts
with finns...
God damn what a play.
gauthier coulda been on the olympic team
DUCKIES TIE IT
QUACK QUACK QUACK
>shar1er far1
That was yucky
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SCAAAAAAAR
no..NO!!!!
>d2cks
NOT SO FAST QUACKERS
fuggggggggggggggg
B A R A B A
>it's over.it's over.
NOT SO FAST FAGAFORNIA
1-1 ducks
>>154526920why are you such a fuckin' dickhead?
LMAOOOO QUACKIES COACH BIG MAD
NOT SO FAST
>>154526858>>154526878>>154526900>>154526910get rekt retards
Coach Q is MALDING
Q going apeshit
lmfao what is trouba doing? dumb bitch
>give them hopeBravo Gary
>>154526936I like trying to beat him
A reminder that Gary cheats all the time, and it gives him hard nipples
Oops we missed that icing, back to a 1 lead
right on cue with the refpuckzzz
>more dangerous draw in Henderson FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
2-1 vegas
>>154526951They left it WIDE open.
>>154526985i thought he left the raping the players thing back in chicago.
Oilers could use a player like Taylor hall
>>154526940DUCK YOU
Rigged as fuck
>>154526985haha imagine if sennecke ducked enough that Q somersaulted onto the ice
>>154526985sennecke went down pretty easy there
>>154526998Those types of 1st overall talents aren't easy to get.
Poor ducks sucks when the refs fuck you over huh? Well Atleast the refs had sight of the puck and didn’t manufacture a goal out of thin air.
Weird how sports in general have gotten more rigged ever since sports betting was legalized and commercialized.
>Its clearly Icing says ESPN>It's totally not on the replayESPN cucks malding
>>154527022
>get dave jackson on there to clean this all up
>>154527021They lost. She lost. You lost. Get over it.
nice angle
ducks just cant handle the grind and cycle game
Ducks pp incoming tho
Boy the Vegas team sure is lucky.
>>154527048good call, the vegas player had him beat the whole way
KNIGHTS INSURANCE GOAL IN 3,2,1...
>>154527062retard
>unironically thinking the cucks win this series
>>154527062>good callHe doesn't make the call until after the ducks touch up.
>>154527076>>154527084he literally waves off the icing right here, when the vegas player is ahead of the ducks player at the dot. im rooting for the ducks but this was the right call.
>d3cks
VEGAS SCAAAAAAAAR
marner did it all tonight
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
FUMBLED THE PUCK!
YOU JUST GOT STONED
>picking a fight after losingLMAOOOOO QUACKIES ARE SORE LOSERS
for me it's after the final horn scrums
>>154527022Just more obvious now.>gambling is bad>ban poker>HOLY COW BET EVERYTHING>IF YOUR FIRST BET MISSES THEN DOUBLE OR NOTHINGThe house always wins.
>>154527150who did kipper predict would win this year?
>empty net goal is given to MarnerLAFFS
>>154527156lol cope
Anyone here consume human flesh?
>>154527199OUR HERO
>>154527218i chew on my cuticles
good night bros
Knighty night shitty qucks
Good night bros, see you tomorrow
https://youtu.be/9MO1KyNUOIs
>>154527308>>154527308>>154527308
>>154527102And here he is "waving"
