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When you see it! edition
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Dodgers will get the W.
GUARANTEED!

get fucked trashtros!
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>giving up a hit to 2026 Adames
Buehler is washed
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wake up the bats in xheattle
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Mariners says I!
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>>154538853
Rojas homer to tie it. Muncy homer to win it.
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sneks
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I hope he gets butterfingers and never is able to throw a slider again
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dodgers dont look as unbeatable this year
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>POODRES
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>>154538837
Ohtani has only qualified once. Staying healthy is the priority. Anyways, there's at least one more week of jacking off over ohtanis sub 1 ERA.
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>walking mitch garver
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Yankees
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>>154538876
He was at 89 pitches. He could've at least started the 8th.
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>>154538837
He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.
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here we go. braves pitcher throwing straight balls. it's over
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>>154538847
>FUCK THE PADRES
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Chihuahuabro, do you have anyone that can help us? Buehler ain't it
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>>154538873
its only may 5th
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>>154538869
that old fart rojas ain't doing shit
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Moncada sucks ass. Get him the fuck off this team and just start Peraza every game
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The Mariners are good
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>>154538893
He's not fit enough for that yet
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>>154538900
It’s actually April 35th
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CAUSE IM YOUR LADDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Every other hitter in baseball annihilates that but for leo rivas it's a flyout.
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>>154538903
Nobody suspects the rojas homer
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>>154538900
may the fifth be with you too
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>Buehler
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FIND A WAY
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Padres are getting mashed up rn against the Giants lol
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dodgers
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I wanna root for Buehler but man, he's totally cooked. Idk if putting him in the Bullpen will save his career.
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>>154538939
Bogey will hit a 4 homer game today to save us
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JIANT PENIS CRAWFORD DOES IT AGAIN
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>>154538917
He threw 104 pitches last week against Miami
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my braves have been exposed
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>unnecessary sliding catch
ISHYGDDT
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muncy plz
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not like this
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Northeast anon here, so jelly of you west coast bros that get free fast food if your team does a thing.
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You guys think the Giants can take a wildcard spot over the Poodres? Feels like they have less holes in their lineup and decent enough arms.
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>>154538950
You mean tatis
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>>154538968
Yep
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>>154538974
LMAO
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>walk leadoff batter
>throw middle middle 93mph 4seamer
nice pitching
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>>154538966
I'm ready to be sad again :(
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>>154538982
Jesus, that is like a free burger 6 days a week. Just saw the ad for a free jumbo jack when a Snek hits a hr.
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>>154538968
phillies used to do a free chicken sandwich at mcdonalds with a win but it got downgraded to a 6pc mcnuggets two years ago, sucks man
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Soxiners won that ballgame.
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>>154538968

> ywn taste a delectable free small 11-strikeout larosa's pie

tots and pears
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>blowing out your hammy
ISHYGDDT
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Pagan just passed away
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>>154538982
jack in the box is an SD company and we need our guys to hit a home run to get a jack...
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ow….F….
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oh jesus
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>>154539008
M's have the most turned double plays this year, but that's an old ad idk what the current promo is since my jack in the crack closed :(
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>>154538847
FUCK THE CINCINNATI REDS WHY DO THEY MAKE IT SO HARD EVERY YEAR TO BE A FAN
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>>154538952
Maybe you should manage the team since you’re really good at counting pitches
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>>154539030
You have Bogaerts
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>>154539030

When I was a kid in SoCal, Jack in the box poisoned some kids and they died so my mom never took us there
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>resd
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>>154538974
Not even if Devers remembers how to hit a baseball
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I get that hamstring injuries suck, but how could it be THIS bad!?
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>>154539062
this is nuts!
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>>154539051
I used to get it after work every night like 15 years ago because it was so cheap and tasty.
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vax status?
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What did god mean when he blew out the reds closers hamstring on his first pitch?
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>>154539040
I still remember the yellow stripe on the side of my car when I drunk drove to Jack in the Box and hit the drive thru guard rail.
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>>154539073
i think you mean "she"
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Soxners?
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>rojas
old faggot should have retired
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You have 2 challenges left and are losing in the 9th, fucking use one
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Not a strike but it doesn’t matter
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>>154539086
God is a cubbies girl?
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>shooting fireworks on an ABS ball call
HOLY KEK
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>>154539083
Based
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why does the northeast always get the short end of the stick in terms of goyslop? Whataburger, Cane's, Bojangle's Carl Jr, Jack in the Box, In and Out, Zaxby's, Del Taco, Steak & Shake, list goes on, all this stuff has barely moved into this area, or not at all. We just started getting Chick Fil A like a decade ago. Cane's opened up in Times Square a few years ago and there were lines out the door.
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Blasphemy is bad for you
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START THE FIREWORKS
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Josh played that really well.
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START THE FIREWORKS
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>>154539105

>DEI firework operator
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>>154539108
Bojanges has the best breakfast
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>6 starts
>6 quality starts
>2-2
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>>154539029
we hate to see it, don't we folks? he was a great closing pitcher, some would say the greatest.
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FFS
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Come on Neto wtf
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>>154539105
>>154539122
>>154539126
what game?
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>>154539108
Not enough msg addicted mexicans in the northeast
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>>154539108
Because the NE still has goated mom n pop restaurants everywhere.
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Doyers spoil an absolute gem from Ohtani.
GGs stros, cya tomorrow for the finale.
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not my heckin holesome Los Angeles Ohtanis ::::((((((
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>>154539133
do wins really matter anymore for cy young?
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welp, time to watch the poodres lose
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>>154539159
>gem
What are you talking about? He pitched like shit
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Attaeye nico
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My mom said I'm a loser so I tapped the top of my head for a review.
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>>154538853
kek eat shit sausage bitch
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>>154539165
Not really. It's just annoying that he consistently gets no run support.
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poodrepacos kek
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>>154539173
>call on the field stands
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>team is in first place
>b-b-but ohtani n-n-needs more w-w-wins
kys
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>>154539119

source?
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Taking new broship applicant.

Musn’t:
Be flyover
Be west coast
Be blue team
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>>154539108
I've lived in both areas and the northeast deli, local pizzeria & diner culture is probably what kills it.
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>>154539187
Maybe he should stop being lazy and give himself run support
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If Ohtani wants run support so badly, he should bat on his pitching days and earn it himself... oh wait, he'll just go 0-4 like he always does!
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>2 strikes on poostin riley
you just know he's going to whiff on some junk in the dirt
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Let's see /we/ need upgrades at shortstop, 3b, rf, the starting rotation, and bullpen.
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>>154539170
7ip, 8Ks 2 HR (one Daikon Park special). That's should be good enough for the W
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>>154539197
>my mompies
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Aren't the mariners in win now mode? lmao
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>>154539213
You rang?
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>>154539187
He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.
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>>154539207
Dodgers are third in the NL.
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>>154539213
the El Paso chihuahuas
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Attaeye ian
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>>154539264
no way that's a real team
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>>154539208
The Bible
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>>154539262
>third
>in the NL
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>>154539286

which one
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>>154539296
this is a KJV general
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Tatis hit a double!
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>>154539313
this
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Dodgers lost so that means poodres WILL lose here
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>>154539214
There are tons of local pizza joints in NY and NJ, but also still Domino's and Papa John's everywhere.

It's not as easy to go in some random place and get a chicken sandwich or burger or whatever.
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doyernewfags kek
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>>154539173
man i love bimbos
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kek doyerpacos
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>>154539244
We like everyday leo rivas.
We like our platoons.
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ggs dodgers
that was a little too close for comfort, see yal tmrw for the rubber match
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>shitsby swansong
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>>154539313

source?
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>>154539332

don't jinx it beaner
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>naylor is kill
Season over
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NOT SO FAST JINTS
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bleh
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>>154539364
kek I think it was just his belt buckle
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YEEEOWWWCHHHHHHH MY BALLS
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>Webb trying to kill Campy
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doyerpacos cuckwatching the Chadres kek
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I just cooked 8 sausage for dinner
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>>154539410
i too am eating sausage
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I never want to see Cronenworthless on the field again
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>>154539410
Bosh
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>>154539410
How big are they?
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>>154539362
sorry, those are the rules
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>>154539410
Which type of meat?
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KOREAN KING SUNG MUN SONG GIVES US THE LEAD
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sit the FUCK down!!!
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>>154539437
Pork Lincolnshire, don't let them catch me with non halal food.

>>154539428
Decently sized bangers
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Song already making a huge difference than Cronenworth with his NLDS hit.
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Jints meltdown
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>>154539455
luv me bangers
luv me mash
luv me peas
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>>154539455
i hardly know er
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stFd!!!
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>>154539466
False advertising.
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give me one (1) reason for the away team to not bunt the manfred runner over
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Webb is unbelievably washed
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throw a strike
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It looks like Logan Webb might be done. He just keeps getting Fucking rocked and there is no signs of it getting better. Is he hurt?
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>>154539455
is the full english breakfast a meme or is that actually common over there
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>>154539492

if we have certified masher ke'bryan hayes up?
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YOU STOLE SUNG SONG FROM US!
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The Sox need some warmer weather so that Brooke Fletcher can ditch the sleeves.
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>>154539532
She looks like a highly fuckable milf.
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>>154539532
Imagine the smell.
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>>154539522
Chihuahuabro, I don't know how to tell you this, but you were his extended spring training. But we gave you Hart, that has to make up for it, right?
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>>154539522
No refunds!
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poodrepacos kek
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How do I cope with having a gf who fucking sucks at cooking
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>>154539522
You can have Cronenworthless
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>>154539518
It's very common, I don't know why Americans clown on it so much. Its basically what you eat to either cure a hangover or fuel you for a busy morning of manual labour
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>>154539532
isnt it weird how its completely normal for women's arms to be exposed all the time but never appropriate for men's attire?
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>>154539532
She's married to Jake Cronenworth
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more like de la fraud
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>>154539565

kitchenmog her until she gets embarrassed enough to improve
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Hahaha get fucked reds frauds

Goooo cubbies!!
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2nd place in the division bay-bee
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Big ROLISON STRIKES OUT THE SIDE!!!
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let’s go cubs
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>>154539589
But I don’t know how to cook either, and I’m not going to learn how because I’m not a woman
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if the angels had signed okamoto (who wanted to sign there apparently) and murakami and not traded taylor ward for an injury risk baltimore was probably going to DFA anyway, their lineup wouldn't suck
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>>154539611

> I don’t know how to cook

pathetic
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let’s not go cubs
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uh oh stinky
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>>154539576
And her sister is married to Gordon Beckham, which is funny because they're doing a broadcast together now. She just called him Gordo.
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>>154539611
>>154539565
You are weak, go back to your apartment and have sex with your girlfriend.
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>resd
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>>154539611
kek fag
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>>154539626
I thought that’s what having a gf is for. If I have to do my own cooking then why the fuck am I putting up with the rest of her shit
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>>154539582
how are you so far ahead? im watching on mlb.tv and you were like 3 minutes ahead
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holy fucking shit lol. better in may than august i guess
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Yay!
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>>154539565
Make her watch food wishes and YSAC
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[vv] CUBBIES WIN!!!
BACK2BACK WALK OFFS!!!
gg reds cya tmrw
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>>154539570
there's not enough seasoning ese
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GO CUBS GO!!!
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>already sending out the bullpen
jints concede
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>>154539582
I KNEW IT. Swept by the Pirates and now the Cubs. Why did I order a fucking jersey of this fraudulent team fuck the Castellini family

>>154539655
Gut feeling.
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>>154539672
Clark!!
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>>154539565
I had a gf who sucked at cooking but I enjoyed it because she was trying and sweet. And she got better over time. Cooking is a skill and her cunt boomer mom probably didn't teach her the way her mother did. Maybe don't be an asshole
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time to get assfucked in boystown!
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[vv]
GG reds! 7 in a ro[w]
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Andujar has been a very fun addition
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HEY CHICAGO WHADDYA SAY?
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>>154539690
Cincinnati is the perfect place to dickride "le heccin good POC player!" and it turns out they just had an easy april schedule.
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>>154539695
>Maybe don't be an asshole

why are you assuming he's an asshole, maybe his gf is the asshole and he's coping with his $600/mo doordash bill
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Feels like teams haven't yet worked out the balance for challenges, either they deploy them too late (if at all)or they blow them all early.
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>>154539704
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why is there some guy in the stands doing a frog voice at the jints padres game, these crowd mics are too loud
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>>154539570
Full English breakfast is pretty GOATed. It's pretty hard to find here though
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>>154539611
>>154539654
Ignore the homosexuals replying to you. You are correct that the woman should be good at cooking. You deserve better king.
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>>154539575
I've always thought that was weird, especially at formal events where men are wearing jackets and women are wearing dresses that don't even cover the shoulders. I'm not complaining, though. I've always thought women's arms are cute.
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sneks might just have a SP go 6 IP
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>>154539695
I’m extremely nice to her. Way nicer than she deserves based on the quality of the shit she makes me eat 2bqh
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Luv cusb me
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>Tatis batting 5th

Holy shit the poodres have far and away the two worst contracts in the league between him and Blowfaerts.
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>>154539720
When will they learn that they should simply correctly challenge every bad call for the entire game?
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>>154539565
I’m the cook in my relationship. Did ten years in the trenches, you civvies wouldn’t get it.
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>>154539729
Based. If my roastie doesn’t cook for me I cheat on her with one of her friends. One of the perks of being an alpha male
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>>154539749
Bogey is good now, where have you been?
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>>154539726
Yeah, I see Americans go to "an authentic British pub" and their fish and chips is fish and fries and they use Canadian bacon on a full english (it's nice I admit but it's a full english not a full Canadian)
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>>154539720

they really haven't. guys are still using two challenges in the same plate appearance
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>>154539739
Wow, they're actually dead last in the MLB for quality starts. Poor sneks
Awful tats
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>>154539740
>I’m extremely nice to her
ick, she's probably cheating on you
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how does it feel to actually have a good team cubs fans
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>>154539729
You don’t have sex and women find you off putting
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for me its the full american
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>>154539777
I’m married
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>>154539767
Kinda sucks how some things aren't reviewable.
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>>154539789
married to a man doesn't count, hunny
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>>154539784
Way too many veggies on that. Replace all that nasty shit with cheese
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>>154539784
Dates triple from Wendy's is the one for me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiVVbYK9HXw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzjWQF1oP2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kamDqL-AGzI
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more like gal raleigh kek swings like a girl KEK
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>>154539789
Fag lmao kek!
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>>154539711
Ohio just elected a billionaire pajeet governor, LMAO!!!
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chihuahuas bout to walk it off
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>>154539791

gotta have a threshold though. if every last little thing was up for review it'd be like those godawful 5-minute offside VAR deals
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>>154539729
you people really don't get it. yes, you're woman should be good at cooking and should cook for you, but you should still be better at cooking than her because a woman being better than you at anything is fucking embarrassing, regardless of context
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>>154539777
>>154539771
>>154539695
>>154539649
>>154539626
Why are there so many women in this thread? The cubs game is over
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>>154539827
This I had to teach my girlfriend how to ride dick shit was embarrassing
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>>154539818
that's the primary. our options is h1jeet or lgbt commie groomer karen
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>>154539822
They confirm every touchdown with an automatic review, I don't think it's a big ask to review outs or runs
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i cook bacon and hamburgers
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good game astros i was drivin' back
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>>154539812
Will listen to this later. Thanks, anon
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>>154539532
p h w o a r
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>>154539827
So you’re better than your woman at sucking dick?
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>>154539831
Based. Fuck these simp beta cucks
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>hey anon, can you man the grill for us and my parents this weekend?
>uhhhh.....i can't.....4chan told me it was feminine.........
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>>154539808
>beef + cheese
not kosher
>>154539840
>bacon
not kosher
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>>154539840
How are they?
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swearing on the padres broadcast...
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cinco de mayo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0GYBO8p3-Y
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Big ups to all the fatherless cubs women out there who probably got molested by one of them weird ass uncles. That’s why y’all are so promiscuous.
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>>154539855
You can't go wrong
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stadiums need to play funny music when an opposition player challenges incorrectly
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>blowing a challenge
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>>154539866
Hey!!!
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>>154539875
this but unironically
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>>154539851
Grilling is not the same as cooking
If you actually use your oven or stove for anything other than the occasional midnight snack you’re a giant pussy
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>>154539866
haha good one dude you’re definitely not brown and raped by your tio
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>>154539765
Him not being abysmal is not the same as being good. That contract for a mediocre (at best) player is laughable, unless you happen to be a padres fan.
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>>154539875
They'd probably blast some zoomer 6 7 shit
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>>154539875
some stadiums have already been doing it
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>>154539885
sorry your life sucks so bad man. hope you realize it doesn't have to be like this
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These cubs girls have to lay on their back just to get up on their feet. They have a hoe spirit. My daughter is never going to have to bare her pussy hole for a few dollars.
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this jints pitcher sucks
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Grillchad genny btw.
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Women have two jobs: cooking you food and draining your balls. If she isn’t good at one of them she isn’t gf material, simple as. Kick that useless bitch to the curb and get yourself a real woman.
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>>154539855
shit
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>imagine not having Nico Hoerner on your roster
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>chihuahuas couldn't score with bases loaded
>padres couldn't score with bases loaded(the second time)
interlinked
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>>154539947
This. Get yourself a cubs girl like me
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I'm a cubs girl and I watch anime all day
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>>154539947
kiss your mother with that mouth?
>>
You are a biological male.
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>>154539947
THIS. all therapists, teachers, and librarians should be exclusively male
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>>154539947
drain your mother's balls with that mouth?
>>
i might be a 40 year old adhd gymcel who has fallen for just about everything but at least i never got into anime
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>>154539885
You are a miserable cunt ask me how I know lol
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>>154539947
Cubs girls can’t even boil a pot of water without thinking it’s a culinary crisis. I had a talk with one and she said she only eats out because she can’t cook. I told her to just cut up a chicken breast and boil it and add noodles and she said “I’m not there yet”. Hoe what?
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>>154539989
You missed out.
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>>154539979
You are a chud incel.
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>losing to the angels
Is it over for the white sox
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>>154539995
>boiled chicken breast
Timmy final boss kekarooooo
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>>154539979
>biological male
im an astrological male. we are all made of the same heckin starstuff
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>>154539922
Nice cope
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>>154539928
dude youre seriously weird
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>>154540013
>t. never seduced a woman with the most basic of pasta dishes
sure man. again, hope your life gets better soon
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>>154539984
Yes to teachers but therapists and librarians shouldn’t exist
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>>154540011
tell me you wouldnt devour this
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>>154540012
This but slightly ironically but also really secretly unironically
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>>154540028
that's a fancy meal for a dog
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>>154540011
>what is chicken noodle soup
Niggas eat this all time with ramen.
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>>154539993
You’re a coping loser, have fun wasting an hour of your life every day when you could just make your girl do it instead
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uh oh which fanbase is throwing a tantrum now?
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>Sox could get back to .500
>Sox could also take first place
>Respond by losing to the angels
Pope forsaken
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>>154540036
youre the man now dog
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>>154540028
the germans are still flying overhead ahh meal
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>>154539922
>>154539993
Reddit is that way
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>>154540025
awww aren't you just the cutest little thing!
>>
>>154540044
new doyerpacos fans
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>>154540044
The cubtroons from discord
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Would you say the red sox are grilled or cooked then?
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>>154540055
fucking kek
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>>154539690
reds don't want to play major league level ball, and tito seems to be okay with it. that's just going to be reality i guess.
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>>154540022
On like a second date? Sure
But if you’re in an actual relationship and you’re still cooking for her, your girlfriend doesn’t have a boyfriend lol
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talk about the games
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>>154540056
Yea in this thread we hate everything and are miserable cunts. Based and redpilled my brotha!! Shadilay!
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>>154540044
im a girl
>>
we're all cubs girls on the inside
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>>154540075
Chihuahuas just walked it off against the Mariners affiliate
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>>154540042
>wasting an hour of your life
>an hour
lmao what the fuck do you think cooking entails you shitbrained retard
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>>154540044
checked. the teams with the most brown fans as per usual
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>>154540075
my sneks look good but they haven't scored enough runs for me to feel good
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>>154540075
There'd not much happening in mariners vs braves at the moment. I reckon Olson has a homer in him though.
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>>154540074
cooking with your woman is one of the sexiest things you can do outside of the bedroom. what the fuck is wrong with you people?
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>>154540075
My doyers lost to the asstros so I gotta seethe and fill my diapy. Wanna see my troonjak folder again?
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>cooking
dont trigger the zoomers with the c-word
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>>154540080
? Sounds like projection to me
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>>154540075
all the good teams aren't playing right now
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>>154540091
>I reckon Olson has a homer in him though
>>
chihuahuas won on a wild pitch
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>>154540093
Is that how you get nice and loose before she gapes you?
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>>154540075
My Angels are about to have another embarrassing bullpen meltdown
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Merrill stealing bases this year is based, I still remember he stopped stealing in the last month when he could've had a 20/20 rookie year
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>>154540036
>>154540054
punch the keys for god's sake genny
>>
kek doyerpacos
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>>154540116
Imagine if they had a decent (not even good) bullpen
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>no free jumbo jak or panda express for paco tacos
>thread devolves into seething about cooking being womanly
hmmmmmm
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>>154540098

god one of them wanted to spend $32 to have a chick-fil-a order delivered when i could pick it up for like $19. i will never understand this mentality
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George has been awesome this year.
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>>154540098
I'm ordering more diapers on doordash as I piss and shit myself to this post
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>brings up the troonjaks out of nowhere
kek xhes seething
>>
a pomeranian strikeout
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cooking is for women
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>>154540114
please keep your bizarre fantasies in /nfl/
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>>154540123
There's been like 14 games that they lost a lead because of this shit bullpen. They're literally a different team altogether if they had that.
>>
I'm giving up on being Japanese.
Sung-Mun Song just proved that Korea is the king of infielders.
1.000 OPS + utility defense for only 4yr/$15M ($3.75M AAV)?
It's officially over.
Our infielders are no match for them anymore.
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>>154540136
i'm a cubs girl teehee
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Yanks
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Threads ruined desu
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>>154540128
zoomers can't drive
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>>154540130
where do you throw your diapers away? you should have a giant diaper that you put them in instead of a trash can. that way the trash guys have to hug it to lift it up.
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>your table, sir
>UMMMM. CAN YOU BRING OUT THE CHEF PLEASE. IF IT'S A MAN I AM LEAVING.
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Seattle has a Dept of Imagination?
is that for their world series
>>
doyerpacos seething kek
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why does this happen every time the dodgers lose?
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domo
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>>154540148
>>
Classic refsneeder plate appearance.
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Women have cooked for their man for literally thousands of years. Thinking men should be good at cooking is bizarre zoomer nu-feminist shit
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>>154540093
>cooking with your woman is one of the sexiest things you can do outside of the bedroom

wat. What's the point of that? One cooks or the other, never both. Plus women move around kitchens like retarded children. Both parties getting frustrated with each other is gay, not sexy. There's so much wrong with this I can't even.
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Andujar cycle watch, only needs a home run
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>>154540160
kek so true
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>>154540148
PHWOARKEN HELL
now thats a woman
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>>154540160
Me on the bottom right.
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>>154540160
Kek it really do be like that
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>>154540168
you'll understand once you turn 18 kiddo
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>>154540160
it really do be like that
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>>154540148
that's a lot of woman
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>>154540154
Are you a professional chef?
Are you a woman?
If the answer to both is no, you don’t need to know how to cook
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>>154539847
the dick riding reply anon was funnier and quicker
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Why don’t more Israelis excel at baserunning? I bet they’d be great at stealing home.
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>>154540160
>>154540171
tranny fingers typed these
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>>154540148
hhhhHNNNNNGGG
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>>154540160
me on the left

you should add one of the tards saying "no... NO!" though
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>damage control
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>>154540185
this. if you can't afford the uber, you shouldn't learn how to drive to work
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>>154540168
He’s a faggy zoomer virgin whose entire understanding of sexuality comes from romcoms
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>>154540160
>>
I'm going to bed, gn frens
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>>154540116
Doubt it
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>>154540160
eke!
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>>154540160
>t. Tranny
King Trump is getting a third term and you’ll be hanging from a noose by then.
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>>154540188
I know I felt bad when I saw his reply :(
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>>154540160
this is incane
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>>154540189
>HE JUST TOOK HOME LIKE IT WAS PROMISED TO HIM THREE THOUSAND YEARS AGO!!!
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>>154540206
gn
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>>154540189
you stole that from reddit
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>>154540212
We have a based and redpilled anon in the genny!
>>
>MIGA in the big 2026
ishiggydiggy kek
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>>154540206
>>154540219
It's not even dark yet.
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>>154540160
mother of kek
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>>154540208
You underestimate how bad this team is. They're going to lose 100 games.
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you are posting on stolen bandwidth, white man
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>>154540189
There isn’t 109 ballparks in the mlb
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>>154540236
the angels have never lost 100 games, this year won't be the exception
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>>154540222
I stopped seeing Reddit everywhere when I got off that site years ago. You should try the same.
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kek it’s obvious it’s bunkertroons butthurt about the yankees and dodgers being associated with trump kek
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>try to vent to my bros about my gf being bad at cooking
>start a massive zoomer incel meltdown
sorry guys
>>
>>154540145
くたばれチョン
>>
>shite sux
>>
the doggiedoos are unhinged
>>
>>154540244
>the angels have never lost 100 games
I know. But this year is just unbelievably bad. The starting pitching has been okay, and Trout is good again and that's about it
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>>154540253
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>>154540236
just like my mets
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>>154540212
he loves 'em!
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berds won that game
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Lets go Nippon Ham Fighters at the NPB later on
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>>154540256
3 rings in a row it is
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>>154540265
@grok is this true?
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>>154540261
no… NO!!!
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>>154540265
least kinky cardinals fan
>>
Girl here
>>
dial8
>>
I'm a girl
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Ferrer was a good trade, even though /we/ needed a backup catcher for a few days.
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>>154540280
He's a berd girl!
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>>154540252
I mean what did you expect? normalchads are in the minority here you should know by now
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>>154540288
>suicide vest
>>
chikaner won
trannies lost
>>
I pay men to shove their cocks into my asshole
>>
brown poorfag doyermutt lost tbqh
>>
Angels are a very inconsistent side
>>
baybaw
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>>154540295
If my demands for a series win are not met this whole park is going up in smoke.
>>
>play in Anaheim
>team name is Los Angeles Angels
??
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>>154540280
Is this a porn studio?
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>>154540252
>i'm retarded as fuck and i can't imagine other people not being as retarded as me
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>>154540320
Oh that’s an easy one, they’re the same place.
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>>154540320
Read about the curse
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>>154540320
All of LA is in a county called Orange County aka the OC and LA is a small part of it.
>>
I'm literally a girl lmao cope
>>
>>154540320
I'm more concerned why they are called the Angels considering people in Anaheim are really rude and mean have an aura of superiority against northsiders
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Chadres got this
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thank you E-rod
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>>154540160
Kek
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>>154540294
im a normalchad when I leave the house
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>>154540306
>go Cubs btw
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>>154540327
this. on a good day it only takes 90 minutes to get from one ballpark to the other, they're practically across the street from each other
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>genuine angry incels exist in the thread
I wonder what such a pathetic existence is like
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>>154540342
that's biblically accurate
>>
FUCK WOMEN AND CUBS GIRLS
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>angles vs white sox
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>>154540342
This is like the exact opposite reputation that Angel fans have.
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gg barves I knew that was coming
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>memeiners
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bring it back Msbros
so close
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it's gone.
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>>154540344
Why the fuck do the Diamondbacks have such sexy female fans? I swear I get a lot of recommendations on Instagram for girls like this and a lot of them are D-Backs fans.
>>
Munoz is bad when he can't get a save.
>>
There it is again, Señor Choke giving up the lead.
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>>154540357
Same kek. They’re decent lolcows at least.
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>>154540398
scottsdale is all trophy wives and their hot daughters
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>>154540398
phx is full of meth and college girls. the temperature rarely gets below 60 so they sweat a lot
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>>154540397
New marinersjak just dropped? Let’s see him swinging from a noose!
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>>154540320
Who cares? Lots of teams lie about where they play. The Braves don't even play in Atlanta anymore they're in Cumberland.
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>>154540428
>Cum Berdland
Gayves kek
Gay Louis o kek!!
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>>154540380
That’s biblically inaccurate
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>>154540428
>Cum Bear Land
wew
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yeah you guys are unhinged I'm going back to other websites
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>>154540398
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>>154540435
I'd feel better if I thought any of these shitters could hit the ball, but if they could do that this game would be over now.
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>>154540447
Fangraphs is lovely this time of April
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>>154540444
>Cum Bear
>>
>throwing a hittable pitch to chad olson
>>
Let's go ZEF
>>
>Murakwabi
>>
is this song's mlb debut game? wild
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>>154540466
Anon you can't let a reliever just stay in when he clears an inning with 10 pitches.
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let's all give those Cummy Bears a chance!
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This is why i used other websites
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>naylor
i hardly know her
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rally for that tasty walk-off Msbros
>>
Wtf Schanuel
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>>154540479
>Cummy Bears
>>
>white sux
>>
Grindr has better dodgers discussion
>>
>>154540505
Too many girls here. I'm going back to grindr
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>>154540502
klenk
>>
>>154540502
Can’t believe the let Muracummy sign across town
>>
the randy arozarena experiment has failed
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>>154540514
>>
Fuck dan wilson!
>>
Are the White Sox really going to unironically lose to the Angels?
>>
>red sux were stealing signs today
https://x.com/TheRealHoz35/status/2051860560581378239/video/1?s=46
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Gg Bravesbros. /we/ suck for another few weeks
>>
>>154540541
have sex
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>>154540435
IKTF bro
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>>154540541
>>
Braves win!
>>
sox sox sox sox
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>>154540524
I thought that last pitch looked like a ball right out of the hand so it was an odd one for him to swing on
>>
GGs Marinerbros. That was a close fuckin game. See ya for the rubber game tomorrow.
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>>154540586
He was reaching the entire AB. Just kept sweeping him further out made sense.
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>shit sux
Hahahahahaha
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how come these Sox lads don't wanna challenge with 2 in the bank?
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gg 'riners
>>
>Kelendick
>>
da fuckies?
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>>154540605
Jewish owner and interest rates are high… or low. Whichever makes the joke work better.
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>>154530384
>>154530257
Well?
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GG P rats
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>>154540617
Matt Olson is NL MVP if he keeps this pace up, and if he isn't the voters are completely fucking retarded.
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>>154540541
red sox try not to cheat challenge = impossible
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>>154540598
yea the penultimate pitch set him up for it, just thought Randy might've expected it and not chased
sad
>>
Eugh
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>>154540398
Arizona is like that. White girls who love the sun and Latinas.
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ANGELS WIN!
THE ANGELS HAVE WON A GAME
GG White Sox
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>>154540640
>>154540640
>>
>>154540621
DAMMIT JERRY



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