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>ACK
daily reminder that it was IN
What’s the point of a draft when the worst team doesnt get the best player. Seems counterintuitive
>his hockey waifu isn't manonYIKES!
willd in 8
daily reminder that slopdown was CANCELLED
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my canesies might double-sweep (probably not, but they could)
>>154539913Shhhh Gary will hear you
watching Alpha League >waiting on 3OT
>>154539945They have yet to play a good team anon. You know this.
>>154539913The sins of Oilers getting 3 1st overall pick back to back to back by finishing last every time and another one not long after. Everyone was sick of it and they wanted a reform, be it because they did it intentionally or not.
My penguins ):
RIGGED DRAFT
>>154539945>herman caines go 12-0, lose 4-0 to avesoh no no no no
>>154539972like every year, they get a free pass to the conf final where the system babies just fall apart against a skill team and get blown the fuck out.
>>154539906stunning and brave knocking over a 5'7" 165lb guy.
>>154540010The weak should fear the strong you absolute CRETIN
>>154540010>t. quitt hughes
>>154539972my canesies are so good that just make every other team look bad
>his team has lost even a SINGLE GAME in the two thousand and twenty six stanley cup playoff world hockey championship tournament
>>154540010kwab
>>154540010work will set him free.
>>154540053It's a great way to waste the future of a talented young athlete, I'll give you that...
>>154540053monumental fumble if they draft this nail yakupov fuck over the swede.
>>154540052when you hear the knock on the attic door
>>154540053He has the nose of a 1st overall leafs pick
So where'd he go?
I can’t believe I’m saying this but I think Gavin McKenna is better off in the Pennsylvania state penitentiary than he is in Toronto
If I were a first round pick this year I would call in sick on draft day. Sorry laffs but no thanks
>>154540084and hollywood said "where'd who go"
i recoil at the very thought of Vegas even getting close to the SC this year
>>154540138Despite the open cheating they will still lose to the ducks.
>all they have to do is score a single goal let's go, ladies
>>154540053Why does he look mutted
>>154539978>get rid of lottery>make it where you can't pick 1st overall more than once every 10 years, 2nd overall once every 5 years and 3rd overall once every 3 years>if you had 1st overall last year and you're the shittiest team you drop to 2nd and the 2nd overall team moves up to 1st if they're eligible and so onFixed
>the lady city of St Paulfantastic
The mild cuck is destroyed forever cèst la vie
>>154539906So satisfying.
we're really more of a basketball state anyway
>>154540211isnt this the kid that got detained in the US for punching the fuck out of some retard insulting his family or somethingdont send him to Toronto kek, too good for them
>>154539945Wait what? How the fuck did the Canes win? I turned the game off when they were about to lose.
The fuck is going on lmao
>>154540239Rogers Telecom is the sponsor of their arena but also the majority owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs.
>>154540233Some fag was running his mouth at McKenna's mom and McKenna broke his jaw, imagine getting heemed by a twink
>>154540233Hello tourist friend, we actually want McKenna to go to laffs because Stenberg is better
>>154540262>Nucks Hockey Op ragequits>Nucks accounts unfollow RogersWhat's next?
>According to historical data up to 2021, NHL teams that have fallen behind 0-2 in a playoff series have a 51-330 record, meaning a team has come back to win the series 51 times out of 381 attempts. This represents a success rate of roughly 12% to 13%, My wiid will reverse sweep, just you watch... :(
Canadia hockey has the be the most corrupt sports owners in the world. It's unreal the shit I hear from them. And yes. I mean corrupt in that they want to lose.
Man, Dallas must have been a lot more pathetic than they looked.
>>154539907Brutal.
>>154540174Halve it and I can get behind that
>>154540266hilarious shit, also glad that he didn't get in trouble for doing based pro-family stuffi met tons of canadians during my college days there and they were on the pussy side, maybe its that rich hockey untouchable white boy buff that these fuckers grow up with
>>154540284You are getting swept and embarrassed by the "soft pussy"Mackinnon made every mild player his bitch tonight
>>154540269>Stenberg is betterBetter at what? Forechecking? You can pay a shmuck $1m/year to do that McKenna has twice the skill and 5 times the iq
Canadians are creaming their tighty whities over this Mild/Crapalanche series because it's Team USA Jr. versus Team Canada Jr.Also fags in Vancouver pretending it's some win against Hughes.
>>154540364KWAB
>>154540277British Columbia secedes from Canada
first real second round series starts tomorrow
>>154540374Kek not a chance they're all leftist hippies
Can we take a moment to appreciate just how difficult it will be for Laffs management to sabotage themselves if they get a guy like Mckenna?They'll have to pull out all the stops.
>>154540384Communist Revolution, brother
>>154540393They managed to do that with Marner, Matthews, and Nylander. Shooting themselves in the foot with some bust like McKenna will be a breeze.
>>154540394"communists" just vote for the neo liberals at the end of the day. It's a huge larp
>>154540393Laffs... uh Find a way.
Wildbros stay strong
Could not care less about McKenna. I wanted Stenberg so bad I don't think the lottery is rigged it's just a total kick in the balls. Really don't see the light at the end of the tunnel
I dont even want to think about the draft until the yoffs are over
>>154540379knights play tomorrow
Is wetting the bed as an adult keyed or no? I always thought it was based when I pissed myself while sleeping. I don't have to get up at night to do it and I get the best sleep of my life unlike piss getupers. I have specialty made pads or a diaper like apparel I used to soak it up.
>>154540393It's going to tank their franchise because they're going to think McKenna was the missing piece
why do mild sissies think their irrelevant team is what is making me angry and not the laffs picking first overall?
good night lads, may your beers and pillows stay cold tonight
>>154540512this second round is garbage though, the only good series hasn't started yet
Corruption at the highest level
put raw on
>>154540361>flagYou're incapable of thinking this objectively. That being said, I hope sharks get Stenberg, he's already played two seasons against adults, is bigger (not a twink) and can play both wings. McKenna is not going to be ready for NHL immediately.
chayka would have taken shane wright, so im not worried.
>>154540549Stenberg is the winner, he dodged both laffs and canucks
3 straight top 2 picks for San Jose. 4 straight top 4. Why are they so desperate to build a winner there? Is the bay area market really that lucrative? are they going for the chicano dollar?
>>154540561How? I just woke up
>>154540561you cant be sure what the man who passed on quinn hughes to draft barrett hayton is going to do, pekka.
>>154540567Where have you been, excluding this year the sharks have pretty much been bottom 4 for years
>>154540567>chicanoSan Jose is chinatown, actually.
My avies :)
Predict tomorrow's Habs vs Sabres game scores.
>>154540570The draft lottery was held>>154540574Hindsight etc
>>154540364>Also fags in Vancouver pretending it's some win against Hughes.It's essential for the Canucks to have the Wild go out in the 2nd round because they have their 1st pick. It's the difference between picking in the early 20s or 28-32nd.Also Quitt Hughes is a faggot who gave up on his teammates.
>>154540577It's extremely statistically unlikely to get 3 straight top 2 picks, no matter how bad you are. Literally do the math
>>154540588Yes it is unlikely
>>154540581When I was at the Sharks game it was mostly Hispanics, at least at the 100 level. They played that Mexican song "la chona" and literally everyone went wild. To be clear I'm not racist or saying that's a bad thing, I live in an extremely Hispanic city. Just want to deal with facts here as I try to get to the bottom of this because it's not adding up, I've done the math
>>154540587>Also Quitt Hughes is a faggot who gave up on his teammates.You would give up on Pettershit too.
pettersson played against grown men as a 17 year too
>>154540558shane wright has a square head like wendy's beef patties
>>154540587You really expect him to throw away his career just because of his teammates? Are you pretending that the whole team dynamic hssn't been dysfunctional fpr years because of Pettersson?
>>154540618And he has most points in the whole draft class
leafs won the mcdavid lottery today too
quitt hughes has my vote for funniest meme this season
what's the point of a draft if you keep ending up bad with top picks?
>>154540635>1 point ahead of makar despite play a full extra season than himi mean come on now
If Grier is smart the Cantpucks are going to get their precious Swede anyways, they should be aiming for D.
>>154540630>You really expect him to throw away his career just because of his teammates?He willingly took the captaincy. To just quitt like that is disgraceful after everything the city and the team did for him. He had the entire franchise in his hands. Over $100m in salary went out to re-sign his American buddies on the team last off season just to appease him. He could've told management to get rid of Pettersson and they would've. Instead he just calls it quitts when things get tough like a coward.
>>154540608I'll take your word for it. I don't live there, I just got family there. And their neighborhood is asian as fuck.
Can someone explain this whole thing to me, from the beginning?
>>154540552>flagSpeak for yourself >is bigger They’re both twinks >can play both wings MeaninglessNow watch what actually matters; positioning, playmaking, puck handing
>>154540652This isn't about Makar, this was about Pettersson having played against adults was highly beneficial for his point production. He might be cancer to plsy with but that's beside the point
>>154540661i got a 167 on the LSAT and I have no clue
I wish I had the sharks luck
>>154540670he played against men in sweden, and is now about to be outscored by a defenseman in the nhl. how was that highly beneficial again?
>>154540676you wish you were a bad team forever?
>>154540668You're speaking like Stenberg cant into positioning, playmaking and puckhandling. He does that against grown up men, McKenna has done it against college students
>>154540681Keep on moving the goalposts, it just shows you have no rebuttal
>>154540661Basically, Flyers may think they get the 1st overall pick depending on how the league interprets the conditions of the trade.
>>154540687I wouldn't say their luck is the reason they've been unsuccessful
>>154540657We aren't talking about boats here buddy, when the building is on fire you get out.
>>154540588Unlikely but not insane, particularly when one of their 2s was a 1 they lost and therefore a negative result. They could have had Celebrini and Schaefer if they'd got their original position both years.
>>154540689>grown up men In a beer league
lots of good players have been drafted third overall
btw where the fuck are the authentic pros jerseys for the Sharks? or do not all teams get theirs? the Milds have em
>>154540706Calling SHL a beer league tells enough about your ignorance
>>154540697hes 1 point ahead of a defenseman despite playing 80 more games than him and you are acting like hes the swedish wayne gretzky because he played for timra.
If a team goes 40 years without a cup win, then they should get automatic 1st overall picks every year until they win one.
>>154540687YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>154540716How convenient that besides Maksr, you're ignoring the forwards taken after him. Check out the whole first round after him if your ego can handle it>
What does Gary think of how the draft lottery played out?
>>154540709tell me about AnyName, is he a solid prospect?
one of the defensemen will likely be a very decent heiskanen or mcavoy tier guy it will just take him like 5 years to get there.
>>154540707Retard
>>154540740now look who is moving the goal posts.
>>154540745went off without a hitch, just the way he rigged it
>>154540761No, I am saying that he benefited from playing against adults compared to the ones drafted after him who played WHL etc. memeleagues. That was the original point.
>>154540745I like how they do it literally like a fuckin' Powerball lottery drawing
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>>154540777They think that will convince retard goyim it's not rigged. (It worked)
Holy fuck, people are SEETHING about the draft lottery. It's just the luck of the draw fellas, better luck next time.
>>154540790Why would they rig it for the leafs?
>>154540689Stenberg is a really raw prospect that probably needs some seasoning. Sharks would be smart to draft a defenseman instead. I'm a hockey expert
quitt hughes is surprisingly durable compared to his brothers, especially considering he plays half of every game
>>154540689Facts, though. I watched some McKenna highlights and if he tries to dance like that in the NHL he's getting checked mid ice. College kids just watch it happen.Still really good, but we'll see.
>>154540796I seethed when the Bolts lost to the laffs in the first round a couple years ago and I’m seething today. But overall laff hating has been a rewarding experience more often than not.
what a joke. can't think of a less deserving team than the laffs. feel awful for this mckenna fella, hope he isn't too scarred by the next few years.
>>154540796I get rigging it for Toronto but I'm baffled trying to understand why they're so desperate to prop up San Jose I'm sure they have their internal numbers though
>>154540800Clearly for more kino when they explode and McKenna goes to another team. Do you not understand the humiliation?Think about it from Gary's perspective.
>>154540800Mr Rogers gave Gary lots of money
>>154540788RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN BEDARD GET AS FAR AWAY FROM THE BLACKHAWKS CASTING COUCH ROOM AS YOU CAN
>>154540801He is unironically the most seasoned one to make the fastest transition to the NHL. Defenseman makes more sense but Reid will take years to develop. Sharks are in an interesting spot if they want to trade their pick though
>>154540821the guy with the kid's show?
>>154540749Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would buy a jersey... before customizing the name
>>154540812>he tries to dance like that in the NHL he's getting checked mid iceHe won’t get away with it as often but he’s got some damn smooth hands, he’ll be Patrick kaning around top D pairings in no time
>>154540796sham, con artist, liar, salesman
>>154540841No doubt. You can't teach creativity and confidence. Plus he's already KO'd some bitch on the streets. I understand the hype.
>>154540830Hronek, Buium, and the 3OA for 2OA, who says no
>>154540830laffs don seasun dey spects
leafs getting 1st overall, habs winning cup, sens NOTHING
>>154540853I think the nucks are a shit meme team but there's no way they would send that offer to Sharks, it's not even certain if sharks take Stenberg. Canucks need everything but they might be satisfied with #3 pick
>>154540862Remember when Tim Stutzle was supposed to save the Sens?
>>154540830they can just grab stenberg and trade for a D who's already in the league if necessary. or do a practice playoff run or two before a good defensive free agent or expiring contract wants to play with Mack.>>154540853the fujos would ascend if the sharks picked up one of the other willmack college narrative boys. it might guarantee multiple cups via arcane intervention.
Gas will hit $6 a gallon by next week.
so does matthews stay?
>>154540853teams hardly ever trade down in the nhl go back to watching whatever black sports you came from
>>154540885>they rigged draft to make Matthews staywouldnt that be something
>>154540885why would he? They clearly can't win so better to go somewhere else who can.
>>154540885Who cares LOL
>mckenna getting karma'dkek
>>154540885No, Matthews is turning 29 soon and it would make zero sense to stay around for the incoming leafs rebuild. It would make most sense for laffs to trade him for prospects and picks before he just walks out.
>>154540901are they going to rebuild? they have no 1st for the next two years... trade matthews you get some futures back but still seems like a bad idea
>>154540900mckenna should just make a statement and say he won't play for the Leafs
>>154540910I mean, they shouldn't have sent thst pick for Carlo
Seider for 2OA, who says no? The Yzerplan was a failure.
>>154540900i wonder if they'd go for stenberg and stick the sharks with another willowy twink.
Colorado's winning the Cup arent they
If they can get a good return for matthews I’d say trade him even if it’s 1:1 for a 1D or Vézina goalie
>>154540930they need better players
>>154540930Neither Stenberg and especially Reid are not worthy
>>154540930defenseman is probably more "valuable" than a winger.
>>154540937he likely has a no-trade clause so they'll lose him for nuttin.
>>154540947Mate he’ll waive it in a second to go to a contending American team
>>154540709I just got a Nedeljkovic jersey in the mail today, I did the "Premium Custom Jersey" because as far as I have seen the other ones are heat pressed like MLB Jerseys.
>>154540958
>>154540935Been telling you guys it was over once Landy came back.Bednar didn't play him enough last year against Dallas. That's why they lost. But he probably wasn't 100% rehabbed.
Chayka immediately goes off the board and picks Tuuka-Ukka Perkelinen
>>154540939>>154540930nobody wants to live in the shithole that is Detroit. The Yzerplan should be bulldozing the whole city and re-building from scratch.
>>154540980That a real name, or are you having a laugh?
>>154540957AND THAT CONTENDING TEAM WILL BETHE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS
i have now looked at the other players drafted after pettersson and makar, and see that the list also includes jason robertson. you literally have to be fucking retarded to think that pettersson is better than robertson at this point in their careers.
>>154540971It was either him or Askarov. Still waiting on my J.Hughes and Hellebuyck Team USA jerseys.
>>154540995My penguins ):
>>154540958>>154541003You are a cattle goy
>>154541014poorfags be seething
>>154540991I think he's a tuktuk driver
>>154540901They aren’t rebuilding, they don’t need to. They just got the 1st overall pick without tearing it down and tanking.
>>154540676do the math on this one lol. this shit is obviously rigged but whatever it makes no sense getting upset about it
Do you think any NHL players post here?
if the lottery finished >laffs >rags i would have never been able to watch the nhl ever again.
>>154541016Retard
>>154541019>They just got the 1st overall pick without tearing it down and tanking.you're welcome
What I learned from the draft lottery today is that no matter what happens, everybody is pissed.
>>154541027No, that's ridiculous. They're out there either playing games or training. No way we would post here.
>>154541019Rangers did that once and they picked Lafrenbust
>>154541041Literally the worse outcome happened, even worse than the >rags
>>154541041Draft lotteries are stupidDrafts as a whole are stupid
Lol sharks are #2. Oh yes let's give celebrini a second
>>154541041Because a draft lottery is asinine in the first place.No shit people are going to be fuming when last year right after the state of New York bitched at Gary, the Islanders, right off an ASG cancellation, miraculously jumped 10 spots for the 1OA followed up next lottery by fucking Toronto winning after a single down year and half their star players publicly wanting out.You couldn't make this shit look more rigged if they tried.
Remember when Edmonton got all those #1s and then won all those Cups?
>>154541072The sharks could have finished worse anyways but the pacific is a fucking shit division
>>154541024I think I can name every top 5 pick the leafs have ever that actually panned out on one hand had this is ultra copium. Coyotes drafted a guy who was ranked higher than the guy who actually went 1OA in 2022 could’ve had hughes in 2016 The panthers have won the draft lottery just once in a weak year and they just won b2b cups
>>154541080yeah, i do as a matter of fact, smart ass.
>>154541092I mean of course, all bitching about the lottery is copium and you really can't build a team strictly through the draft. Just crazy from a numbers / probability standpoint
>>154541027I vaguely remember a kongs player posting here around 10-15 years ago, I want to say it was Alec Martinez
>>154541075If you think the league is rigging it for the team who’s fans show up in droves and pay exorbitant prices for tickets and merchandise regardless of how the team is doing, the team that sold out when Jason Blake was munching 30 mins a night I have a bridge to sell you
>>154541041that's why I love it :)
McDavids wife is designing Leon Draisaitls house.
>elimination collage didnt include a picture of his kitchen/hoc/ has fallen
>>154541072He already has a second. This second is compensation for the first the draft took from them last year, and it's still probably inadequate compensation.
>>154541112It’s the late picks that matter. Hard working and shrewd scouting. That’s how you build a team. The Leafs themselves are a great example. When Shanahan came in they expected this huge 5+ year rebuild where they would be on the outside looking in, stocking up picks hoping that even few of them turned into solid btm 4 defencemen or depth scorers or what have you. Instead they made the playoffs in year 2 of the rebuild, took a really good Caps team to 6 games, and then the next season they ended up winning 50 games and 3rd in the Eastern Conference and they got overzealous and became sellers at every deadline. Didn’t draft in the top 25 in 2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, and 2025 and didn’t have the hits later in the draft that you NEED to put together a great team aside from Knies and Joesph Woll. Great teams don’t get lucky late in the draft, they scout and pick well and take measured gambles on guys. The one year they kept all their picks, 2020 they drafted all undersized european players and not a single one ended up being NHL caliber. Stanley Cup winners always have that one guy who had a clutch performance where you look up his hockey db and you find out he was drafted in the 7th round
On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being having no knowledge of the game of hockey itself and 10 being an expert, where would you rank yourself?I'd give myself a 6
>>154541186i don't know what icing is
my black kween sol ruca is on raw now bro's
>>154541191based knights chad
I feel like you shouldn’t be allowed to post in this general if you haven’t chipped the puck high off the glass and out and gone for a line change
>>15454118611You see, the biggest problem people have attempting to unravel the mysteries of hockey is trying to focus on structure.There is no structure, only hockey IQ. Coaching is a meme.
>>154541191Sweet glaze usually drizzled over baked goods.
>>154541191it's what you put on a cake.
NOT so fast laffs
>>1545411869I see things objectively, even if it's something stupid/retarded that """my""" team does
>>154541208Literally half the goals that are scored in the playoffs are set plays off the draw which is 100% coaching
>>154541212based
>MCDAVID, TO MCKENNA, BACK TO MCDAVID, DROPS TO MATTHEWSchills...
If the Laffs are smart they'd take Stenberg, I mean this completely sincerely or "unironically" as you would say on 4chan
>canucks
wave your hands from side to side and sayyyyy
Do sharks really need another twink
>>154541212Retard
>>154541252You take the best player available. Stenberg is yet another undersized European. The CHL is the best development league in the world because the players actually play a full season and play 4 rounds of playoffs + the memorial cup. The Leafs have no picks and bare cupboards. You want to take the guy who’s going to be able to jump into the NHL quicker and have an immediate impact. Sure in Europe they play against men but that just hurts your development because you’re not touching the ice in important minutes in favour of the bigger stronger and older players. McKenna also knocked a dude out in a bar jen
>>154541289>stenberg is undersized europeanNigga he is taller and weights more than mckenna
>>154541294Yeah exactly they’re both small, take the guy who’s going to jump into the NHL quicker. If Stenberg was 6’4” 220 or something then I’d say go after him
i could heem any u15 prospect in this thread
>>154541299>jump from NCAA against students is quicker than playing against men
>>154541300talmbout ice fights, b?
>>154541314Like I said playing against men hurts your minutes. playing jr hockey means you actually play a first line, penalty kill and power play shift
>>154541330Stenberg played first line minutes nigga
I look away from offside video reviews because they stress me out
rempe for mckenna who says know
Homo /hoc/Crisp /cric/
poo peeland
Holy cope
>>154541344Retard
gary bettman on tvshocked by the balls pulled from the machineseems strange that he would be offendedsame balls were pulled in 16'
there must be a lot of maple leafs fans who work at the chayka family's 61 wendy's restaurants in canada
>>154541364small dick /cric/big cock /hoc/
>canes and avs are halfway through sweeping their opponents in the 2nd round>sabres/hasbs 2nd round hasn't even started yet What kind of dogshit schedule is this?
>>154541438God gary bettman has sunk this fucking league
>>154541438saving the best for last
>>154541438the french are always late
I feel like Colorado vs Carolina is the safest bet.
Battle of the C'sI can hear Bettman jizzing as I type these words that will appear on the NHL frontpage
>>154541457Colorado for sure. Carolina still seems up in the air, maaaaaybe the winner of Buffalo Habs could beat them
>>154541438Retards took 7 games to finish their series
Get fucked /hoc/Go Leafs Go
>>154541490Maybe on planet retard
>>154541495Go where? Raked into a pile?
I don’t even get why the laffs were so shit this year was marner the shit that held them together?
Habs are the best at making an impact and then playing on an awkard survival state
biz left the laffs fandom
>>154541414the funny thing is that it's been nichuchkin and loc owning him all series and they didn't make the cut
>>154541507Austin is like the kid that does a bombdrop into the pool after everyone else said a good joke, and we find it more funny cuz it was kinda relevant to the last joke being said. But now the Laffs dont have the laughs. And fuck Knives, terrible name. I also dislike Cutter and wish Ducks the worst.Knives is the reason Laffs are fucked.
>>154541511this is the real reason gary gave them the first overall pick. ever since biz asked about the tax disparity between teams live on air he has hated him since and has been plotting his downfall
FOUL NIGGER MURDER
>>154541526parker kelly has mastered the one inch punch it seems
>>154541497Everyone was picking Boston and Tampa to win. They both lost. So I don’t care what you think
Why does Biz and Spitting Shitlets have a such a massive titty twister over Shane Doan? I don't understand. He was 40 fucking years old and he always sucked.
>>154541228>give x the puck so everyone gets scared then pass it to y for the one timerBrilliant. Sinpy brillyant.
>>154541536Tampa and Boston are underdogs at this point, I don't think "Everyone" picked them
>>154541507i blame the matthews injury that stopped him from being a 60+ goal scorer and then the injury that stopped him from being able to skate. real unlucky but it led to getting mckenna who he will mentor if he decides to stay (which he might now that there's a glimmer of hope)
Leshunov over Demidov is suicide fuel
>>154541540it was the way they handled letting go of doan, apparently they invited him to breakfast, showed up late, said they were done with him, and left right after
>>154541549at least the hawks can still cope that they have bedard... for now
>>154541549still not as bad as taking cayden lindstrom over demidov kwab
only on torment 8 bro's
>>154541571how high does it go bro
>>154541582it used to be 4 as the max. which i think is about equivalent to where i'm at now since they shook it up. now it goes to 12 though! my build i think sucks ass i might try a different one tomorrow because i'm getting left in the dust KWAB
>>154541536Retard
It’s up
>>154541545You're sound like an astrologer right now
>>154541615knights!!!!!!!!!!
>>154541615>Avs have 2 wins in their series>Canes have 2 wins in their series but also have Fredick Anderson in net but somehow have a better % to winWho the fuck makes these odds?
>>154541511He should become a sharks girlie
>>154541631ah yes because we should all be way more impressed by the career numbers of, lets check... Scott Wedgewood
>>154541631>Canes have lol lmao opponents and possible double sweep right now>Avs are looking to brawl out with Golden Torts and Magic Mitch in the WCF which could be game 7 grindmakes sense to me
>>154541642Colorado has both of the woods. Do you know how strong wood is? If one isn't doing well then they just bring in another Wood.
>>154541649is this a good time to remember that the Canes were trailing against the Flyers in game 1?
>>154541643
>>154541655It's pretty crazy that Vegas even struggled here. What does Mark Stone even do as captain? Besides get no goals.
>>154541653very similar to the avs trailing in game 2 vs the 90 point los angeles kings
>>154541661he lead em to a cup kwab no milly
>>154541653Vegas and Colorado almost choked 3-0 leads
>>154541662The kings are kinda bad
>>154541661More like Mark Water, amiright?
>>154541666I mean that is no excuse for being a huge fucking pussy.
>>154541661Still angry at Harley about this, glad this traitor got kwab'd at the olympics and got eliminated round 1
>>154541651hurricanes can defeat wood sometimes
>>154541653>is this a good time to remember that the Canes were trailing against the Flyers in game 1?the Hurricanes didn't trail until game 2they won game 1 3-0
>>154541676If Anderson just got fat as fuck he'd be better in net.
>>154541677Sorry I have ADHD I wasn't paying that much attention.
>>154541678true although craig button said on the donnie and dhali podcast that he's a god goaltender right now so he might be the ticket for randy's canes
>>154541615Ragebait.Not falling for it.They don't mean it.
>>154541672looks like good gamesmanship to me tranny ywnbaw btw kwab
behold, the perfect goaltender
>>154541699sadly this has been deboonked by none other than elite nhl superstar george parros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP8ZVWiZUMA
Absolute state of the Canucks
Which team has the most inbred fans?
>>154541702not watching that but george parros is an excellent figure in player safety
>>154541704has to be the canes. or maybe a florida team
>>154541703Why bother with these odds when it's a jewish league in the first place? You believe the moon landing, too? It's staged.
>>154541703why haven't they tried to win once? lol
>>154541703
oh he's gonna get signed
It’s disheartening how corrupt it all is
>>154541703Hockey gods have not forgiven the riots yet
>>154541758Always bring your pillow to a riot
>>154541756I agree Sven but that's just all things, everywhere, at all times. I just drink and pretend everything is fine and that's how I can cope with Gary's league and the world at large.
Thoughts?
my sharks friend bro irl is happy about the results
>>154541793stenberg is going to flourish under the astute tutelage of celebrini
Panthers and Stars are picking up the two finns from the first round.
>>154541790Im gona SSM8
>>154541790KWAB
behold, your team's pick, now that you know your team's draft number
>>154541790a deadly top 6
>>154541835>d heavy top 10Gay
>>154541835Can I have Keaton Vehoeff for number 2?
>>154541835
>>154541860he would compliment the shargs quite well I think with his size and ability
Wish we had the same players from 10-20 years ago and that they never aged
Whats the actual draft order
>>154541852agreed, it should be a G heavy top 10 imo
>>154541875i'd kill for the sedins to come back in their prime
>>154541880
every draft position should be subject to it's own lottery
you should be able to bank lottery wins for later years
speaking of sedins... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtrLXLBr2Zg
>>154541892I do not understand why Chicago is being so EVIL trying to trap young good prospects into being on their team. What the fuck is their problem?
>>154541835my team doesn't have a first round pick :)
>>154541946>looks at flag>looks at postWhat'd you mean you aren't canadian...
>>154541954:)
>>154541925bedard needs some juice to unlock his full potential
>>154541863can we make up funny names for them in advance?>albust shits
The Vegas Golden Knights have the most playoff wins in the NHL since joining the league in 2017.
Has the mild cuck blown his brains out yet?
>>154541989I hope they sign Torts long term
>>154541971>Ivar Iceberg
>>154541998Divar Iceberg
>theres your stanley cup goyim!!>now get to developing him like youre supposed to you stupid fucking leafs>i got a ACTUAL stanley cup to sell to carolina or maybe... vegas cup #2!! >who said a sports team wouldnt work in vegas lmao stupid fucks watch me work my magic
>>154541544>Tampa are underdogsthey were the 2nd favourite to win the cup and a big favourite to win the series against the habs
>>154541990God, I fucking hope so more than you can possibly imagine
which team is going to lose a game first, canes or avs?
>>154542025>laffs
>>154542030I'm a Canuck fan
>>154542032>I'm a Cuck>pepecuck.png
Mckenna isnt even 6 feet tall
>>154542039Silence, Asiatic
with finns you
>>154542044success breeds jealousywhy else would you try so hard to turn your nation into a hapa country
>>154542051WIN
>>154542015tybg
>>154542051
>>154542068wat happen to him :))))
>>154542071he was one of the top forwards in the swiz league this year and will be playing for Finland in 10 days
>>154542059>hapanigga we're a octuplet country at this point
>>154542076based
funny how the laffs were winning every mock draft the media were doing to brace us for the inevitable
why dont the mild just go and get an elite goaltender?
>>154542093wdym?
>>154542079I >>154542079I view you more as a cannot win a cup kinda country.
>>154542089Almost as if they were in on it and knew that Matthews and Marners time was done for the next kid to come in and sell hope for the team. Only for 5 years time Gary sends Mckenna to Florida rinse repeat ad infinitum
>>154542105I like to see this kind of cope. Your teams are shit because your front offices are shit.
>OOPS I DID IT AGAIN
>>154542111those are his red wings
>>154542118I like how detroit even still pretends that there are fans in the shithole that can afford tickets.
Gary might be so brazen to have San Jose sell their #2 pick to Toronto for Matthews (including other trash from San Jose for compensation like next years 1st or something)Then Matthews will complete the Heated Rivalry holy trinity of ultimate Faggotry. San Jose rebuild complete. New dose of hopium for retarded Toronto retards who still think they're allowed to win cups when in reality they exist as goyim for milking as fans and assets to flip to the sunbelt as players. You're all being played like the goyim you all are.
>>154542124Why did he lose so much hair playing for the Leafs?
>>1545421041) countries don't compete for cups, teams do2) canada is the most represented nationality on cup winning teams among players3) the above points are verifiably and objectively true and you just posting the same images that you normally do that repeat these facts don't discredit them whatsoever (but you probably will anyways, that or just non-relevant low iq replies because you have no real rebuttal so go ahead)
>>154542139american geneticsit hasnt affected his team mates from other nations
>>154542111There is no cope. I don't care about Canada or its teams. All I care about is exposing the kike and expose the kike I will do in every single post. You are simply the fat retarded piggy at the trough slurping up Garys product thinking theres actually league parity when in reality every market has their purpose. and you anon are the dumbest of all actually thinking you and your team are good at this sport when its all Canadian mercenaries who win the games for you. Canadian offices to you look like retards who fuck things up but in reality they simply perform the bidding of the league as directed and are compensated with draft picks and draft prospects. The league all profits equally at the end of the day.
>>154542139whats with these two and their hairlines
>>154542141ohhh.. wow
>>154542152Where is Laine these days anyway? Still playing paddycake?
>>154542156>proving his point
>>154542158playing D in habs practice
>>154542160Me with your bitch.
>>154542147Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>154542165>represents himself as a canadiancmtsu
>>154542165>ooooohhh Ohhhh Connor.. you cannot win a cup... within my life time for this team. But you stay with them.. oohhhhhh connor... wow
>>154542141the absolute greatest years of ice hockey of all times
>>154542166I might have explained that wrong.. But you won't figure it out.
>tfw the habs are the new Stanley Cup Team
only americans pretend like the panthers winning a cup is a win for the country24 of their teams lostthat is 17 more teams than canada had tryingamericans franchises are the biggest losers every season
Look at those fat retards cheering for a storyline pre conceived for them. San Jose was the next franchise to the kill floor of forced relocation had this accelerated rebuild not come into playOh my god!! Can you believe those odds?! WAAOOW
>>154542194100% that gary popped each and every one of those balls in his asshole and pooped them out beforehand
Also I told all you Vancouver retards that you shouldn't be hoping for that #1 McKenna pick. I hope people learn that all this ( ( ((( l o t t e r y ))) ) ) is is a tool for the league to force a directive towards specific markets for specific purposes. >b-but theres a ball machine!! Garys balls are not all equal. You should be smart enough to figure out how it works by now.
> Avalanche tie Stanley Cup Playoffs record with 11 different goalscorers through the first 2 games of a playoff series>the mild cucks said mild had better depth than the AvsKWAB
The Habs are the most ethical team of all time. Drafted first because they were legitimately the worst team in the league, didn't move up or down in the lottery. The San Jose Sharks or the Toronto Maple Leafs? They're the most unethical teama ever. Getting lottery picks when they didn't deserve it. Never forget.
Who says no?
>>154542178You forgot to switch your vpn back, retard.
>>154542188Now this is some next level cope. >1993
>>154542259Samir is pretty frazzled these days, what with xher laffs and soilers being stinking piles of dogshit.
>>154542267>if you lose you win
>>154542284>laffs
>>154542280every accusation is a confession
>laffs
>>154542267see >>154542141and know that you are a low iq moron
and all while they do it they laugh in your fucking face >consume the narrative goy and make sure to waste your energy over it while you're at it
>>154542247The fact that he just needed some good goaltending for all of his career, joining the Canadiens is a good choice for him.
>>154542294>laffs
How did the threads go when the lottery picks were revealed?
>>154542315its still in the catalogue
>Shane Doan is serving as a special advisor to the general manager for the Toronto Maple LeafsDoan bros... We're toast...
Knob bros, we're toast.
>>154539893TOTAL REFFIE DEATH
>>154542329where is the evidence of fraud?
>you goyim better get excited for vegas vs carolina this year >no matter who wins i already won anyways >whistles away refs! let the boys play
>>154542411the proof is in the pudding
>Auston Matthews says he wants out of Toronto >Suddenly the Leafs get the first overall pickSome teams just have all the luck
>>154542566Flyers are gonna trade Toronto's pick back to them, among various players for Matthews
>>154542231mckenna is a bust anyway
>>154542566>luck>laffs
>>154542599McBusta
>>154542231Maybe bettman just learned that Philadelphia is good for ratings, so they can rig things to go their way for once
>>154542600((( luck )))
Good job finally winning a playoffs round Minnesota. For your hard work, you get the illustrious reward of getting bitchsmacked for four games by the Avs.
>>154542635gary has never been subtle
>>154542639They were so confident like “We beat the stars we will beat the Avs we have more depth and younger guys.”Lmaoooo
>>154542315David…..
>>154542639and crucial injuries, can't forget those guys.
>rags miss the playoffs one year>get gifted a 1OA pick>laffs miss the playoffs one year>get gifted a 1OA pickNothing fishy about big market teams teams getting great lottery luck, no siree!
obviously buffalo and anaheim
Good morning /hoc/ :)Are we looking forward to /ourdabres/ tonite? :D
>>154542703Ducks meme-ing their way to the Cup would be hilarious
>>154542703and yaroslavl
>>154542702stop noticing things
>laffs>rags
wouldn't be surprised if sundin campaigns for stenberg
How are NHL rookies? Can they be immediate contributors like in the NFL or do they need time to develop like in the NBA?
>>154542786laffs are super desperate for a 22 mins a night highly mobile defencemen and there is like 4 availableit would be extremely >laffs of them to draft a wingers lmao
>>154542792Look at Austin Bustthews
colorado>minnesotacolorado>anaheimcolorado<vegascolorado>eastminnesota>anaheim/vegasminnesota>buffalo/montreal/phillyminnesota<carolinavegas>anaheimvegas>montreal/phillyvegas<buffalo/carolinaanaheim>philly
>>154542796nah man, rielly is gonna bounce back next year
>>154542792depends on the kidif they aren't generationally MOGGING their league they probably need another year or two in junior/college/europewe're gonna see way more chl kids go to the ncaa because it's a good growth league to focus on bulking up
my hawkies :(
why are we wasting time on 2 more roundsjust skip ahead to the 4-0 Colorado sweep over Buffalo
Kind of want vegas to make it to gary's cup just for marner to dab on the laffs.
>>154542813the advertisers wouldnt like that
>>154542826kek
>>154542792Not always but an incompetent organization ruins anything they touch.
>>154542813Colorado isn’t beating Buffalo that easily. I see 4-2 Colorado
You just know McKenna is gonna bust and the >laffs will be stuck with their pants down and no first round pick for the next two years
>>154542844my sharkies will have celebrini, smith, eklund, and McKenna
>>154542883and still miss the playoffs lol
>>154542844mckenna needs to put on like 20-25lbs, he's 6' only 170 and played a buncha shitters this year before getting MOGGED in the playoffs
>>154542890celebrini will be mvp next year
>>154542890no way, vegas, edmonton, and los angeles will all be much worse next yearonly anaheim and san jose will improve
>mfw buffalo - montreal series
Protip: if you wanna know why teams get the 1st OA so often just look at the NHL team net profit ranking. Edmonton is #1 btw.
>>154542921is this an accurate documentary about cute finnish girls?https://youtu.be/buznt5vNMxo
>>154542194I should become a sharkie for next sesson.
>>154542921
habs in 4
>Sabres>Ducks
>>154542969habs out in 4*
>>154542969They're playing a team that can actually score goals so they'll need more than 9 SOG to win
>>154540958>(You)yeah Premiums are a-plenty but the Authentic Pros are the on-ice versions that go for $400+ lol, as expected majority of the stock is Oilers/Leafs/etc but I was surprised that Sharks stock is so low year round, according to plebbit too...ppl dont like this jersey?t. Celebrini fan, twink is gonna go places, I have more hopes with him than McFloppy
>>154542988buffalo only had 5 more regular season goals then the habsthe b-ruins just suck
just dropped a stinky smelly [insert wild goaler]
>>154543001we still call them marners here
>>154543001we call them chaykaras now
can we get a flames themed thread next?
All it takes is one hero with a gun
>>154543015i can't make it, i don't have any pictures of toilets
>>154542921Shall be a lot of fun :)
my sharkies will be unstoppable...
>>154543046d-does he have a sister by any chance ...
>>154543062why on earth would you want that
>>154543066i'm too gay to admit that twinks remind me of real girlsi also have an obsession with white girls so i'm a walking L here
>>154543062he could be your sister, just give him a skirt
>gaybres>kniggers
>>154543015Sorry but no more flames threads until playoffs conclude
>>154543232mods, sticky this
heated rivalry fans OUT
>>154543246You better lie down. You're ill.
new>>154543288>>154543288>>154543288
>>154542194My Sharkies weren't going anywhere, keep seething
