last time >>154539893
No, canacucks already eliminated I'm afraid.
tonight games finna be lit frfr
>>154543288>1993
*rides you*
It's not about who spends the most, but who spends the smartest.
>>154543288Sabres already won this
>>154543308If the garybelt conspiracy was actually true, coyotes would have been given 5 free cups to improve attendance
>>154543330
one of my customers lives in trois rivieres. he says he's travelled the world, and montreal has the best strip clubs. is this true? what's so great about them?
>>154543348who cares you have to be a degen to care about that
>>154543333Gary could barely keep a handle on getting them a place to play let alone icing a competitive team
>>154543314I hate that /hoc/ now has ai slop
>>154543330Yeah, this year's Liiga finals is KooKoo-Tappara and SaiPa finished 3rd. And last year was SaiPa-KalPa.
>>154543368he is a class-a degen. he does sex tourism in costa rica.go oilers!
>>154543415My retarded lynxsies :(
>>154543408we scared off the OCers
>>154543314>Rouge, Blanc & Bleu
>>154543348discount nuru massages on game days
>>154543415>Liiga spends less than half of SHL teamsWtf
>>154543489I miss when /hoc/ used to have playoff OC
>>154543489>/hoc/>oclmao
thompson is handsomedahlin is cute
>>154543511Poor baltic country posing as a nordic one due to striking digital gold with Nokia once please understand
>>154543526I am creating OC with every post, I'm sorry if the magic of the written word is lost on you
>three rivers>there's only two
>>154543489>we scared off the OCers
>>154543415are the jokerit people excited for promotion? do people still hate them for joining the khl?
If Avs, canes or vegas wins I’m done with this forever
>>154543558You have no right to criticize anybody
>>1545435582 islands, 3 rivers
>City is called Yellowknife>all the knives are actually purple
>>154543551Do you identify as a Slav?
>>154543594for me, it's medicine hat
>>154543643this was supposed be Draisaitl's Selke year
>>154543489I worked very hard on this
>>154543643Read that as jelq trophy.
tage thompsons brother, sage thompson
>>154543688get some glasses brock, you're getting old
KWAB
>>154543733TOTAL REFFIE DEATH
>>154543678>saved
>the shanty lean-to of avangard omskembarrassing desu
Marble Relay Race | E3 Marble League 2026
>>154543805why does the q suck so much compared to the o and w
Ce soir.
>we have a big announcement but first let’s talk about the Raptors
lol leafs are drafting a bust right in the middle of another pandemic. Except the hantavirus is even worse than Covid so expect long lockdown
>>154543816kids in quebec are more likely to play other sports than hockey and atlantic canada is poor
>>154543847>play other sportslike what, curling?
>>154543847Sad! I wish hockey were more accessible
>>154543820>AmericaBeautiful, regal, dangerous predator bird, loved by everyone and respectful of humans (apex predator)>CanadaGiant duck, ugly with sharp teeth, only predates innocent humans, can't defend yourself or they send you to prisonsasuga culture divide
>>154543858everything. there's always tons of french-canadians in the olympics and the best football program in the country in laval
>>154543888Even lacrosse?
>>154543864the cost of the sport is keeping future crosbys and mackinnons out of the league
>>154543888francophones love their individual sports
>>154543894no. ontario and b.c. own lacrosse. alberta is good too. outside of the natives, quebec doesn't produce good lacrosse players t. played lax provincials
>>154543896more on the libertéless on the fraternité
>>154543864but you live in a rich country? why are you a poor failure?
>>154543864problem is canada would implement an outreach program that focuses exclusively on minorities.
lots of ontario boys in ncaa lax
>>154543915you say that as if jackson lamuttoid is canadian.
>>154543924that is because americans arent good enough for hockey scholarships
>>154543895We need more good Nova Scotian boys
>>154543959*insert PK Subban joke here*
>>154543994cope my team just won the big ten with mostly philadelphia rich kids
>>154543895and multiple Nuggies :3 2 braincell blue collar white boys purely built for sticks and brickswe need more Nuggies in hockey
>>154544001bro
one of these things is not like the others
>>154544021we were discussing lax buddy
>>154544022Penn State beat Hopkins to win the B1G a few days ago
>>154544001Congrats!
>>154543830cucknada will lock down and gary will temporarily relocate their teams to the real hockey nation and love the profits so much that he forces the owners to sell and make the move permanent
My penguins ):
in the process of transitioning from goyler to sharkies fan
>>154544082>gary forces americans teams to play in toronto and edmonton again>the real hockey nationlove to see it
>>154544119good girl
>>154544115based gang bang bros
>>154544115You could maim and intentionally injure someone and get a lower fine
>>154544119It's comfy ngl
>>154544119Good choice. Celebrini and his crew are exciting
>>1545441201993 2014
>>154543733ref shitters get out of the way!
>>154544161thanks for reminding me when gary took charge and the last time an american captain/goaltender won a cup
I wonder what he's doing right now...
>>154544162kwab
>>154544134>>154544140>>154544151we all win in the end- Most likely franchise to expand southwards bc of huge latino %, too bad its Mexico on your border at not us- Leafs get to see their wonderboy grow and dominate the league with great teammates around- Americans keep cucking everyone with stacked teams + Gary anticsalso where the FUCK do i grab an on-ice jersey in black?
>>154544168Irrelevant stat. Nobody cares about some fake role like Captain. Captains are the biggest cucks on the team since they have to bend over to the media 24/7 or get stripped of the C and exiled the 4th line.
>>154544120Suck shit Samir
>>154544189>last swedish captain to win a cup>neverwonder why such a flag comes to america's aid
>>154544204get his ass omar
>>154544204im white
>>154544207*laughs in lidstrom*
>>154544207Retard
Leafs missed the playoffs twice in last 10 years and drafted 1st OA both times.
>>154544204really REALLY good post
>>154544220>2008yikes no wonder he is mad about it
>>154544252Gary needs to make sure the fanbase doesn't get too demoralized since they're one of his biggest cashcows. He saw the Chayka hiring + Matthews expressing he wasn't sure if he wanted to stay and realized he had to press the emergency button
it's like he's asking to get bred
>>154544171Crying alone in a dark room while his wife shops
>>154544278>tf>tp
>2 years in a row where the leafs miss the playoffs, they get the top pick in the draft>people will still pretend that gary does nothing for canadian teamswhy do they blame gary for their failures?
>>154544293>zero swedshit cups
swedestinks will NEVER recover from this
>>154544295Gary knows the >laffs are joke so that pick won't make them a contender anyway. He would have given the Sharks another 1OA pick instead but he showed some restraint by "only" giving them the 2OA
>>154544000You have NO IDEA how hard it was as a Habs fan and racist to endure that fucking nigger. Jesus christ stop chimping out and play god DAMNIT. Fucking primadonnaAnd the whole fucking media sucking his dick because he could slap while excusing his frequent defensive fuckups and his random chimp penalties.
>>154544312Can'tpuckians haven't won a cup since the gulf war. Your country is pathetic, Ranjesh.
Not our night KooKoobros :(
>>154544328gary is your greatest ally
my favorite things about gary are his religion and ethnicity
Samir vs. Paperboy round 2 is on
POV Jack Hughes is a guest trader. The NJ Devils star says, “I buy” during BTIG Charity Day.
>>154544343Yes, he does a great job of keeping our best players away from Kwabnadian franchises where they wither and die. I bet you're really excited and happy about McKenna arriving to your little shithole. Your little stiff cock is almost exploding, isn't it? You won't win a cup.
>>154544366I thought Gary was rigging it for the rangers.
This is just embarrassing
>>154544366why would gary ever rig the draft for the >laffs?
I WAS RAPED BY TEAM CANADAIN MY MIND
>>154544384aew could never
>>154544387he knows kenna is a bust
realistically, the leafs are in a good place. mckenna comes in and replaces marner. their D will be healthy. they'll be a playoff team next year.
>>154544408in short, SSM8
>>154544408>their D will be healthyToo bad their D, even when healthy, is shit.
ted turner passed awayvince wins again
wrestlecucks OUT
Thank you Gary
>>154544437Good post
E-God board im afraid
>so gay they got quarantined to a separate boardKWAB, not a sport
>>154544465BASED
>>154544483
>so popular it demanded its own board not once but twice BASED
Ted turner died
>>154544465we mourn billionaire ted and the thrashers in these parts
>>154544478>not wanted on /tv/ because it's shit>not wanted on /sp/ because it's not a sportlmao get in the cage sweaty man drama fags
he's posting the OLDs again
so once the cancucks are out are leafs all going to bandwagon the avvies?
wrestling music plays in every barn in the league (even yours)
>>154544498>so popular>below r9kohonnononono
>the leafs are in a good placei don't even follow hockey and i laughed
>>154544408I just took a big, wet mckenna
>>154544525yass queen we love a pride night
>>154544504i didn't know he was sick
>>154544525IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME
Isn’t wrestling essentially dancing
nothing gets me more pumped for a hockey game than this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22NENcnli_Q
*hits sweden with the rko*
>>154544543yes, much in the same way bodybuilding magazines are essentially gay
>>154544525I don't understand how the modern wrestler theme music is all so bad. Really might as well be Suno slop. I do not believe "Jim Johnson" was some kind of preternatural talent that it is impossible to replace lol
>>154544548which pump do you use?
>>154544397WE BELIEVE CARTER HART(will win the cup)
>>154544543it's simulated violence like a fight scene in a movie
>>154544552holy shit
>>154544548>>>/lgbt/
>>154544559just like my heckin lightsaber fights??
>>154544552*skates past america and puts it top shelf*
>>154544539He has been for years now surprised it took this long
>>154544577it's wild travelling south and seeing all the manlets
>>154544543it's crappy theatre
>>154544559how can anyone watch that shit? unironically a fake and gay slop
>>154544577you can extrapolate from this that Canadians are tall as oaks
>>154544604one of the guys i coach with watches ithe fully understands it's fake and says you gotta treat it like a soap opera to enjoy the drama
>>154544577i hate being a manlet. at least i have my duckies to comfort me
>>154544613but only in saskatchewan
>>154544604because it's awwwwwwesome
>>154544629>sends Fagiel Cryin' back to the bingo halls in your pathA W E S O M E WESOME
>>154544615the acting is dog shit tho. they can't even be bothered to make the moves look decent with all the geeks standing bent over in place for 30 seconds waiting the other guy to hit him
anyone else having issues with their amazon deliveries getting lost/coming late more often than not?
>>1545442523 times
>>154544604Even at the goofiest lowest levels it's fun live, probably better than most live sports. I can't get into TV wrestling anymore even if the guys are obviously better athletes/talkers and not local fat mexicans
>>154544366Tbf the >rags did win a lottery with pretty long odds a few years ago
>>154544424came to post this word for word what the FUCK
>>154544654well the core audience is 13yo boys/dragon ball z fans so it doesn't need to be good
>>154544627a beautiful French tribute song to our giants in Saskatchewan https://youtu.be/Do-Zo3_VKQs=wQ5dkHO-QZ0fICwX
>>154544673Just like my Islanders
>>154544368>Yes, he does a great job of keeping our best players away from Kwabnadian franchises where they wither and die. what a joke, your shitty players are the reason the canucks are dead>You won't win a cup.no that is you
Kino
dylan was begging nill to trade the chinaman for matthews. maybe he can still get his wish kwab
Sabres/Habs might honestly be the best series the entire playoffs. Matter of fact, this might as well be the Stanley Cup. Yes, as a matter of fact, the Habs DID embarrass the Avs in the regular season.
...But a Sabres/Avs series would still be fun though.
my boy cole get off the schneid tonight!
>>154544577I’m below average everywhere :(
>>154544777We don't post fat volleyball girls in here.
>in the regular season
Maybe we were wrong about Gary
>>154544799based, nothing worse than being average
>>154544828My "Leafs are the continuity Coyotes" theory is picking up steam...
>>154543864>more accessibleAll you need are roller skates. This argument never made sense.
>>154544870>roller skatesgoing to take your best girl for a malt too gramps?
>>154544604It hasn't been good in decades, and even then it was hit or miss. But when it was good, it was really good.
>>154544895By george, I think I will.
>>154544895based anon getting handjobs in the studebaker
go habs go
best av of all time
>>15454496950 year old jarome iginla
>>154544969claude
>>154544969P Forsberg
>>154544969
>>154544969Sakic... I met him once. Real nice guy.
Time for a nap to stay awake for Gary time.>>154544115It can't be that bad ffs.>>154544171Reading MAID pamphlets.>>154544424Very cool Vince!
so he fractured mcdavid's foot to end their season early so he could join his fellowfags as preliminary exits?
I met Chris Chelios at the airport in the sizzling summer of 2003
I didn't ask in the cool spring of 2026
>>154545096cup-chasing traitor
>>154545110Nice bro congrats
hampage got cancelled in the dying days of 24
>>154545110i met jody shelley at the airport in the early 2000s. said hello. he was surprised someone recognized him. seemed like a good dude.
>>154545157
Jody is a girl's name
>>154545307so is Shannon and so is Mackenzie
I wish I was a girl.
>>154545249greatest MOOSE captain of all time
Happy Birthday to Cameron McDavid.
>>154545336based flamiac
Just saw my Golden Knights practice before the game ToKnight!
>>154545417holy based dilly could never
>>154545417Based! I’ve always wanted to see my team practice
you guys ever play maptap? see if you can beat 957 for today's challenge. no cheating please.
>>154543489i cook all the time, i have no other purpose in lifecall me 'chef'
>>154545911Notre Dame Fighting Swedes?
>>154545417Nice
>>154545771602 but I couldn't figure out how to zoom in (and they called one of my answers a hate crime)
>>154545911wow! the entire villages population showed up!
>>154545771why is it blurry
>>154545952?
>shannon deleted his 2016 leafs lotto pick videokwab
>>154545771www.maptap.gg May 6100 98 97 100 94Final score: 974
>>154546009>>154545771i knealethiopia fucked me
>>154546161kwab
>>154546149
>>154545771Was a bit aways from the place in wakanda but nailed the rest.
>>154546265>MidpointWho cares?>>154546323Ah, the gold helmets. You get those after you win the championship.
dragged my huge set of balls and massive willy into /hoc/ to give you a good bullying but it seems everyone is illiterate
if i create a /hoc/ themed skribbl.ioanyone would like to play?
>>154545771914 :/
>>154546465>/hoc/ lives in his mind rent freeYou've already lost.
I'm sure Rogers owning the Leafs had no incidence on them winning the draft lottery the moment they missed the playoffs. The NHL wouldn't have a strong financial motive for doing so after all.
he's not gonna make it, right?https://youtu.be/-NN62orT-OI?si=FEYEu8gr-rmGz-X_&t=222
>>154546465nobody cares about your pet emu
