footy today>brisbane v carlton, gabba, 7.30
We are here>>154558479
>>154559868you forgot about poot v dogs which might actually be a good game as opposed to this one-sided rubbish
Would call it a win if Carlton are leading at half time.
>>154560234i guess carlton is 8-0 then
mason cox was the missing link in freos era of dominance
>>154561136he's old, how long does he have left of footy
>>154559868Tonight looms
dominant 11 possession game by le wizard last night
Good morning alf
>>154559868>not mentioning the more interesting gameRetard OP
mornin' pooftas whats for brekky, thinking of grilling some fish
My poos and wees got done :(
>>154561349age is a social construct
>>154562251Crisp hsgf chad
>>154562248I don’t eat before 12pm you fat cunt
simp city is back online
>>154562420sign ups have been blocked for months
>>154562249suck shit loser
It's over...
still reckon freo are pretenders to be quite honestcertainly won't see them on the last saturday in september
I hope I don't get hurt again
>>154562945not trying to be rude to the purple spackers by saying this, just reckon this team needs a better coach. longmuir just doesn't have the right leadership qualities of a winning coach
wake the fuck up you deadshit worthless neet spastic cunt fuckface poof retarded deadset shitcunts
and respected for heave hoes
>>154563180I'm up, I just have nothing to say. It just hit me that I've completely wasted my life.
penis in my mouth and bum haha
>>154563200
>>154563199make yourself useful thenbe the change you want to see
>>154563211It's too late desu.
>>154562945reckon hawthorn are the pretenders champ, the last bastion of cucktorian afl supremacy relegated to le heckin wizard getting ragdolled in the last quarter, an unc forward one step away from a knee reco and a purchased backline falling ro bits.cucktoria is officially put of the finals
ALFNTHEMIND---------MATTERhttps://youtu.be/1sEUPB0F-rY
>>154563247Your essays about why this team or that team are doomed are such shit and you're proven wrong continually
>>154563283Can you post examples of him being wrong? I'm curious.
>>154563283fresh cucktorian seethe mmmm
Imagine getting stomped by THE mason cox lmao
>>154563311by his post style i assume he is the bloke who constantly writes off geelong and collingwood for years.
Heard a rumor sam mitchell got the ceilings and door handles lowered in his house after telling his wife they made him feel emasculated
sam 'you must be this tall to win a flag' bitchsmall
both teams came out looking worse last night desu
WHARFIE TIME
I'm just here for after footy /slutposting/. Last night was a ripper
Are the Dockers a better team without Sean Darcy?
>>154563247hawthorn aren't winning the flag this year but could compete for it within a year or so if they improve their midfield, even then it's been pretty sufficient all things considered.
>>154563445crisp idf agent
me? strictly for ANTHEM poastin' x>>154563260
>>154563628so true x
>>154563628https://youtu.be/NaYbNOr53fM
>>154563737x
thought you were having a break sebla x
SEBGODEBLORDhope youre well shampione
>>154563628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86WxFYprDdo
nigga on the tools next door sounding like war of the worlds goddamn
>>154563737kek
>>154563788>>154563814>>154563815still on break, couldn't resist a bit of poastin' ngl x
>>154563879good, you know AusGODs have a special place in our hearts for you x
shut the fuck up you fat tard
>>154563897tabla.xhttps://youtu.be/r0g_6m0iggs>>154563921x
what happened to seb why the break ¿
>>154563737How are you even supposed to do satire at this point?
find it a bit odd the whole footy world is talking about what will happen with pendlebury breaks the games record next weekhe could do an acl tomorrow and never play again
>>154562989It's an 8 year window that they're about halfway through. I just wonder would it be too ruthless to put all chips in the basket and go and get Chris Scott? And say, "we've had four or five chances with you, Justin Longmuir, you've done nothing wrong; you've been a very good coach, but we just think if we can get a great coach; an absolute top liner who's been there for a long, long time and done it against the odds more often than not, then he can come in and we can refresh this message to the list." The new voice, the fresh game plan who can challenge guys, who are plateauing a bit at the moment, guys like Caleb Serong and Sam Switkowski and Hayden Young - still very good players, but are they doing what the top liners at other clubs are doing? I don't think so. Re-energise. Re-invent. Show a different system. Be the absolute pointy end of coaching. And give them a chance, whilst they're still in the window, to win that elusive flag. What's it worth to win a flag? How aggressive do you need to be? And the message to the club: "we are doing this". Cause we're not settling. We're not happy. We're not comfortable. This year's over. Alright? So you can easily make the case that they bounce back next year and they're a 14,15,16 win team next year. But are they the grand final contender; the premiership contender that we all think? I'm a gambler. I think if you've got the opportunity to get someone like this, at whatever cost, you say, "come here and take us to the promised land." That's where I see it. And there's nothing wrong with Justin Longmuir, but this guy is a different beast altogether.
holy fuck take it to bigfooty you autist
>The 2023 Global Slavery Index estimates that 41,000 people were living in modern slavery in Australia on any given day in 2021diversity is our strength
crazy how hawthorn objectively cheated last night and still lost lmaosuck a bag of cocks mitchell you fucking cuck manlet
>>154564167reckon it's more like 25 million
all i saw last night its two sides that wont get close to brisbanethe season is basically a two horse race at this point
>>154564186lost to melbourne
FLAAAAAAAAAGMANTLE
>>154564196same as the last two years
Can’t say I’ve ever had pizza for lunch
>implying syd wont win it all
>>154564280>fool me once>fool me twice.....
>>154564210poo poo teamsydney will win inshallah
Any chance Carlton makes it competititive tonight? I can't bear to see another poolapse
we're the dockersthe freo dockersand we're here to show you why
my wife just sent me a text asking me to target Michael Frederick to play for Hawthorn
i see fred have sewn up another may premiership congrats
>>154564453brisbane does take the foot of the pedal so theres a chance you can keep it close
y'allse blokes are gonna look pretty stupid whe it's a fred v snus gf
>>154564562not so fastsydney will want to go back to back to back from their march and april premierships
>>154564568Maybe theres a chance my goat Harry Mckay will do something
jess wilson is a pan faced cunt
after almost every single game I read comments blaming the free kicks for soul the reason their team lost the game. Instead of holding the team accountable. it’s getting ridiculous.blaming A few 50/50 umpiring calls that didn’t go your teams way is not the reason they lost a 120 minute game of footy.sure umpires have influence, but after every single game it just becomes losers mentality
>>154564625If you wanna win a game of footy you have to play good enough to beat the other team and the umpires too. That's the way I see it.
how goods sydneyhowling at the cazzies who think they wont win the flag hahaha
I really enjoyed the porn that people were posting last night
>>154564771not even a swans man but their current form is unmatched + a fit and healthy gulden come finals time.
Fred have strong Port under Ken Hinkley vibes.Win all the regular season games you want. When it gets to September you will see them fold.
>>154564831the jelly runs strong in this anon
Realistically, who beats Freo?They have Bane at the GABBA in Round 12 which is the next real test but if they win, the lid is off.
sydney couldn't win premierships with the greatest forward of the modern era, they aren't winning with spudnow and ashartey kek
Japan trip looms
>>154564996wow japan!!!!
>>154564996parents are there at the momentits a true gem in this world of postmodernist crap
>>154564933they are winning. They've only lost one game retard lmao
gma
>>154565084good win for you last night mate, that wharfie time spell was OP
>>154564932themselves desu
>>154565144based hantavirus and monkey pox bug chaser
>>154564932Iggs by 10 (goals), next derby
>>154565144based cucktorian
>>154565144Sex with a woman is far far far more enjoyable. Ive tried both.
>>154565448Based Darcy Moore
you can tell who is autistic because their go to humour is gay sex. its quite sad, that's all they have to work with.
Daisy Pierce looked extremely cute last night with her little button nose and designer clothes.Perfect gf
>>154565508they get relief when theres something in their buttits like an autism off switch
>>154565550yeah /nrl/ cross posters are weird
>nrlcross posts>aflcross dresses
>>154565612
reckon if we were blasted back to the stone age i could build the best hut out of all of us
dont think sitting inside all day refreshing alf qualifies you as a stone age hut builder
>>154565190Pearce, Jackson and Frederick don't strike me as quitters
dani laidley is a stunna phwoar, is she the fittest ex afl out there?
>>154565699that's good because finals don't even start for another 15 rounds
>tradies don't post hereif only you knew
>>154565093cheers la hope your team wins the weekend
who tops?
>>154565792GOODBYE HORSES IM CRYIN OVER YOUGOODBYE HORSESIM CRYIN CRYIN OVER OVER YOU
>>154565612hehe
>>154565737Nanza read his book and changed her opinion on trannies and now thinks its perfectly fine and acceptable and she is just being her true self and shame on st kilda police for treating her the way they did
might come back when nrlsperg is complaining about his captcha
>>154565737Deano’s package still clearly visible.
>>154565612Gottem
only ever met trannies serving them at the bottle o i used to work at and most of them were polite and pleasant albeit hard to look at. Same with poofs desu, biggest fuckwits ive met are 30 to 40 year old alco tradies, not all of them though.
>>154565792She's got some broad shoulders for a chick
>>154565851My nan thinks white people came from outer space because I guess she refuses to entertain the idea that black people are of the same species as her
To the American unfortunately I've got some bad news my iggs are full and we can't take on any new fans especially fat, dumb, rolly polly, american's like you.
>>154565851>she
Every time I see or hear about TKD (Tool Kit Depot) I giggle because I want the other type of TKD
Awesome another big Friday night match!!!
>>154565851Man, it’s so easy to convince feeble minded people something is normal if you focus on appealing to their emotions.
>>154565972so true, have a look at /pol/ for example
cute woman with hairy arms serving me earlier today when i had to buy a new usb
AFL: Entertainment, not sport
Only the feeble minded assume a position of intellectual authority over those they have never met
>>154565987based poojeeta appreciator
remember that troon setting to randoms at a servo with an axethat was metal as fuck to be fairabsolute npcs standing there trying to ignore the 6ft3 dude in a dress with an axe in hand to not be seen as offensive kek*SCHWACK*
>>154566005hmm she might have been mixed desu definitely wasn't full indian that or one of those southeast euro types
>>154565985/pol/ more often has hard truths that become impossible to ignore once you learn the facts. Even the 24/7 propaganda shilled there isn’t effective in a forum where you can speak freely.
>>154566001The average person is a fucking retard. Just look at (You).
>>154565737>package showingAbhorrant. Why is Gary Ablett Snr so ignored by AFL house but this past and future sex criminal is still invited to every event?
indian women can be cute but they are so fucking bossy and annoying it's not worth it
>>154566031yeah these fuel lockdowns are harder than the monkey pox one, we're even getting the hantavirus at the same time as the fuel lockdowns. what a crazy time to live in
>if only I had created more... workflows *beeeeeeeeep*
last time i had to buy a tech thing at jb hifi the server was cute and smiled at me then had to go get someone else to get the thing i wanted from storage, the woman who came over was some mega bimbo and then she 'stole' the sale (do they get commissions? idk)sad
/pol/hater spends the most time there out of all of us. funny and sad.
>>154566072My mate worked at JB for years and got fired because his FTM boss he tried to fuck reported him for sexual harassment despite them being the one sending them nudes and calling them threatening suicide at 2am Sounds like tranny daycare to me
Why do cunts always assume just because I have long hair that I'm a sheila?
>>154566084>t. chicken little
>>154566102kek, i had a friend who worked there too for a while and he said they were all freaks albeit not that badidk why everyone who works there is insane
>>154565046yeah i remember last time they were minor premiers60 point gf loss kekstupid fairweather swasn cazzie, know your place
>>154566109bit rich maskoid
funny how all jb hi-fi staff look and act the same
>>154566239jumping at shadows little man
>>154566250Says the guy panicked about the /pol/ boogeyman.
>>154566215second is better than whatever your grim peem finished looking forward to your incorrect prediciton again this week cazzie retard kek
>>154566266Who will you be finishing second to this time?
>>154566278definitely not your mum KEK
>he’s resorted to your mum jokesSwansfag is flailing
>>154566264>panicked lolmerely mocking the self identified "critical thinkers".
>>154566266i'm not the one pretending my team will win the flag champ, that's the difference stupid cazzie fuckwit, go back to /nrl/
i don't even go on /pol/ i'm just right wing and enjoy history
Im probably the most hard core supporter here the footy club called my mum at the hospital and im always having a crack at the ticket chicks
>>154566266>peemplastic brisbane fan detected
>>154566320crisp exact opposite of swasnsook
>>154566302who are you quoting
corrr working these cucktorians into a tizzy this arvo dance my pets dance hahaha
get your tits out you fat slut
>>154566244Eb games phenotype is way more sovlful
rate my blueberry danish
freo winning this year would just be based
>>15456639410/10 on the i don't care and never will index
>>154566244they're either incel chuds or goth girls who work there, well that is how it was like 10 plus years ago. now it's probably all indians.
gf stays home all day watching alien conspiracy slop
>>154566406i have to agree
>>154566406Another team trying to copy sydneys style. Probably the closest to it just not as polished as the swans
>>154566438sounds like my dad
IF you kill blueplatesperg, questionsperg, poosh, and mickhead...THEN, this genny would be peak
>>154566438basado
>>154566438imagine the smell
Any plans for the weekend?
>>154565658based primitivetechnology guy
>>154566068highly doubt anything will come of this
>>154566524smoke meth and fuck multiple men
the dollfucker larp
>>154566542Have a good one mate
An nrl team would beat every gayfl team in gayfl and league. Just wipe them out before the game started
windows reinstall looms
>>154566589Swans have more members than every nrl team faggot, right in nrlel heartland kek
>>154566368I swear the company has a Sauron's eye or something making sure their employees act like basedboy redditors at all times (even the women). It's uncannyThe zing at my local westfield closed recently; I went in on the last day and the bloke working was having a conversation with a local autist. Could hear behind the mask while talking with this guy since he was being retrenched (so I heard) and I guess no reason to keep up the facade. I'm a fuckwit so I thought it quite a profound experience...That said, he switched back into redditormode when I approached the counter about the heavily discounted Sailor Moon figures in the display cabinet.
No one has ever been able to disprove the picture of RC and the kids in Indonesia
Scarnon
>>154566439
guys go the gym to attract girlsgirls go to the gym to attract the top 1% of men
>>154566542based junkyard dog
>>154566720why bother going gym when its all about the face, wallet and social status
>>154566760wallet and social status is meaninglessit's all face and height
>>154566760>what are facegains
Women are the ultimate looksmaxxers
>>154566810face gains are mostly from diet and not putting harmful chemicals on your face every day which is exactly what most normies do
Just came up with a new mick that is going to send the spergs off their rockers
looksmaxxing is a pedo elite psy op
Its obviously not hard to get a gf, all normalfags have a gf
>>154566626100 men vs 1 gorilla type beat
>>154566839>not using goyslop productsthisif you want skin gains stop using moisturiser and especially cleansers and if you want hair gains stop using shampoofirst month of so is going to suck but your body will adapt
swans are one of the biggest franchises in australian sport
hawthorn "system babbies" hawks fc
jewlong is not funny, grow up
>>154566822They’re the ogs
>>154566896Fuck off you faggot. Go to /fit/ or /fa/. Fucking gay cunt.
>>154566839diet and having a built neck or else you just look like scoops
>>154566967scoops one hundred percent eats like shithe looks malnourished af
Here we go. The 'all natural' persona. You sound like the unintelligent dickhead who i work with who goes on about fasting and not using toothpaste because it distorts your teeth.Nobody wants to hear it bozo
>>154567005fasting raises cortisol lol would never do that shit
>>154566988no doubt i'm just saying that's what people look like at a low bodyfat % with no muscle. hence gym helps face.
you dont even know what cortisol is you fat cuntyou just heard it on tiktok or some reel
my cortisol spikes when I have to answer my phone
>>154567067Sounds like your cortisol levels are extremely high champ. Settle down alright before you have a stroke
>>154567067tiktok is a better source of information these days about health related topics compared to pencil necked doctors with bad posture
/fit/ looks to be a really sad dead boardi dont know why its a board anyway
>>154567082fitcels are copecels they know nothing about life and how to properly looksmaxx
>>154567081Go back there and stay there then you fuckin fag
>>154564453Of course. They'll probably be leading at half time and consider the job done as they've done all throughout the year.Who knows though, this is the Robert Walls Cup after all. Both sides are going to be competing to see who can pack it in the earliest.
>not cortisolmaxxingngmi
>>154567081Yes, let's listen to teenger influencers instead of medically trained professionals. Are you as dumb as i think? I can't wait for you to follow the new diet trend and end up dying from malnutrition or a heart attackOne less idiot in the world, good riddance
my carlton are the laughing stock now but in 10 years no body will be able to beat themkind of like my arsenal in the epl
>>154565905>only ever met trannies serving them at the bottle o i used to work at and most of them were polite and pleasanthttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-08-19/seven-eleven-axe-attacker-evie-amati-has-jail-term-increased/11427110
>>154567108>medically trained professionalsfor the longest time told people that their diets should consist of 80% carbs and they still docarbs are the food for the slaves btw because it makes them feel full and docile with the least amount of effort required by the elite
>>154567112>my carlton are the laughing stock now but in 10 years>201614th>200616th and wooden spoonIn 2036 you'll be in the exact same place your shithouse club has been ever since the could no longer cheat or buy premierships.
>>154567179yapyap yap
i need a pale goth bih
>>154567191would be nice tb h
>>154567112nick riewoldt reckon cripps and 8 firsts to west coast for harley reid
Ill be what I amsolitary man
>>154567237nah I hate gym women, they look unnatural.
>>154567237no i like blokes and cocks
who /top 1/ here?
Best game of the Season is going to be the Swans v Freo Prelim
>>154567251based
nothing worse than when a woman starts to get muscly shoulders
>>154567286Theres literally war across the world
>>154567296not our problem
Finally the Hawthorn meme comes to an end
>>154567296first time ive seen anyone show any interest in the unjustified russian aggression on /afl/
have the feeling MY Fred will lose to Sydney as a good test of where they're at but also Saints for some reason
it's weird how chicks at the gym spend so much time doing pulldowns and rows. nobody cares about your back hun now get on the glute developer.
>>154567321it's just one guy and he's at work currently at the ato
>>154567352no one cares about muscly ass eithernothing beats a natural bum and nice legs that looks good genetically
>>154567321>unjustifiedshalom
>>154567363a built arse is natural you sped
>>154567310you get free petrol and diesel mate?
>>154567385actually I don't drive
It’s so funny all this complaining about >le pendlebury has only played at 11 grounds like there is some grand conspiracy. Every club requests to play Collingwood at their main ground because it’s the only way they can fill it up
>every club BEGS to line the nepobaby pies pocketsuh huh
>>154567385I bought an EV because I'm not a deadshit retard getting rugpulled on financing a ute that'll have four major engine failures by 100k.
Collingwood is the biggest club in the land for a reason
>>154567417>sitting on top of a giant battery every single dayI couldn't deal with sitting in a giant magnetic field every time I go for a drive me
>this turns the cooker into a catatonic quivering mess
>>154567414Line the pies pockets by taking the gate receipts of the Collingwood fans that fill their stands?
The Majaks have the right idea buy a $300 shitbox and leave it on the side of the freeway when it breaks
>>154567432yes and traveling through them is dangerous afjust google VanAllen belts
>>154567440the Van Allen belts that didn't do shit to Artemis II? cooker fuckhead
>>154567417Enjoy your housefire.
>>154567445getting your dna scrambled doesn't always have immediate and noticeable effects
>>154567450yes I'm sure they just didn't notice during the extensive medical assessments astronauts undergo before during and after a mission.
*rinses out pint glass from last night in the bathroom sink**cracks open a can of coopers brown*
(after gently rolling the can ofc)
>>154567451they do notice though, dna changes from space radiation and even magnetic field exposer is well documented.
>>154567445>cooker fuckheadanon needs to go on a cortisol detox
could an active player rn troon out but still play?
>>154567417>four major engine failures by 100kkek good luck with the ev mate
Still eleben hours until fucken footy starts
nrlsperg is obsessed with tranniesits quite odd
>>154567476Yes mate a 90s Honda is directly comparable to a new Ranger/Everest/BT-50/D-Max/Land Cruiser/F250/Silverado. Lol.
I personally drive a commodore because girls love it
i ride a motorscooter so its easy to snatch handbags outside melb train station
ford must be laughing to the bank with the amount of fuck head tradies that likes their ute
They're still mad at how I dropped out of school in year 10 and now I am making 6 figures has a tradesmen.
>>154567527i think hiluxes are more popular, i see so damn many of them
tradies literally have to bust their arse all day kekofficechads do a couple hours work and browse the internet all day
>gloating about going to jewish daycare
>>154567554sitting on your ass all day is more tiring than manual labour
when my brother walks he slams all his weight through his heels every stride
>>154567540>oh ho gaijin u wan TOYODA BUIRR TOUGH that WAN HUNDLED THOUSAN for wait list CASH up fron>delivered two years late needs a new engine a year and a half inthey're all absolutely HOWLING over this shit. half the parts on all of these piles of shit are single use as they break when taken apart for maintenance by design. that sump cover? yeah shittiest chink sheet metal we could find
>>154567569their best trick is selling a landcruiser with has the interior design of a car from the 80s as a "feature" because it le wont break xd
>>154567573>IT'S RUGGED>plastic cracks, buttons fall out, handles detach
this bloke is STILL in a tiz over tradies holyshit. i NEED to know what happened to you bro. do we need to hold an intervention or what?
>>154567580tradie is likely dating his little sister and he's jealous
ANOTHER FRIDAY NIGHT THRILLER FEATURING THE CARLTON BLUESWHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TONIGHT?
i have a 30 year old toyota that has never missed a beat
what was the worst carlton result at the gabba recently?being 5 goals up at qtr time in the prelim before rolling overor down 60-0 in the elim
>>154567539Not you personally.It's objectively the right move to make from an individual standpoint.Completely unsustainable and backwards from an economic point of view, creates a country of low IQ fuckwits and sends inflation through the roof.
>>154567597now do unis printing degrees for borderline illiterate immigrants because they make 80k a year off them
>>154567595The capitulation in the 2023 prelim is the 2nd most pathetic display of football I've seen from Carlton. The first being in the top 8 all season only to fall at the final game against Collingwood in 2022.
>>154567597unless you're going to be a doctor or engineer or whatever there's no good reason to go to uni
>>154567597school is mostly a scam and a waste of timekids should be forced into a specific trade or profession starting at around age 12 and by the time they are 18 they would have become a master of a specific field they can use to contribute to society.
>>154567606One hand washes the other.Farming out uni placements to international students is largely because locally there is limited demand for it, because why go to Uni when you can make 6 figures slinging a hammer?
an "indie college" has opened up in the mall. I had a peek inside and it's all jeets. Can't imagine they're getting much of an education in what used to be a newsagent
young tradies earn so much because their bodies are fucked by 30if you dont start your own business you end up drug fucked and on cenno
>>154567617so what's the plan big fella? government hard caps the earnings of tradies so more people get degrees in feminist underwater screech therapy?
uni was unmatched for meeting girls would go back if I didn't mean I would go into more debt
Da Bloos to cause a boilover tonight, you read it here first
can y'all stfu with all this tradie shit no one cares, let whoever do whatever job they like
>>154567628ive seen someone else suggest this so its not the first
was at bunnings today and they were selling those big squeeze beanies for $25 a popwhy do normies lap this shit up so much
>>154567653Just go to savers and get last years one for like $3
>>154567655>omg no! its like having last years iphone model i could not be seen dead with it xd!!!!
>>154567454yummo
If you think a men’s mental health round isn’t important then I’ve got some wood to sell you
>swans
>>154566478what did i do?
>>154567678>fake vapid slut with no substanceyep thats the swans
>>154566438Based 89 IQ gf
>>154567681what have you done with your life champ?
Crazy how short some girls skirts are on their winter uniforms
good god im burning so much money gambling
>>154567689a keen observation
>>154567678she's so pretty
>>154567688I am a professional swans seether
>>154567701i would die a happy man if a female ever looked at me like how she did at the food truck
>>154567191With big, juicy tits, right?
>>154567704give it a rest banespergcunt, legit obsessed
>>154567625Firstly disband the unions keeping this shit afloat.While also cutting back on immigration.Both of these will see the housing bubble collapse, and the market does the rest.>so more people get degrees in feminist underwater screech therapy?You fail to realise Unis only started offering this garbage after labourers started getting paid exorbitant rates as a way to compete.
im one guy and i have cats and swans fans on perma seethe lmao
>>154567597Now break down performance by race.
>heh those losers who support successful teams are so upset!
>>154567628Why do you guys do this to yourselves?
it's not your faultit's not your faultit's not your fault
>>154567611School is good goy training camp.
>>154567724works except my team btfo these two in the previous two grannys LOL
every time I say how good are swans theres 2 insta replies from the old dude who hits on the ticket girls and lives with his mumza and says fairweather heaps and another dude who you can tell is heaps mad at them
school was good, I saw my friends basically every daynow I have none
coke always makes me poo instantly
The grid
>>154567745Happens when it’s cut with too much laxative.
>>154567754I think some dealers do this for lolz
>>154567753kek
for me its north melbourne
love me swasn
>>154567763Probably.
queer queer the red and the white
>>154567777digits confirm
what kind of bloke fucks a doll anyway?
he can't accept that his soulless corporate frankenfranchise is the new token gay team in the league lmao
In the Brisbane-Carlton game I declare Carlton to be my shoe-in off the week
>>154567781A bloke who has ascended past your petty, close minded morality. A man unbound by the passions of flesh. A man you cant control. A man you fear.
>>154567781i mean look at them
>>154567786chills
>>154567777Honour the bum by gay or by dyke
>>154567792yep would
feels like forever since we got to watch nick daicos play
>>154567782the swasn and the aints literally play in a pride game and mardi gras happens in shitneyyou can keep seething swasnsook, the only gay thing about brisbane is how hard they fucked you losers in 2024
>>154567792Realistically that second controller was a waste of money.
>>154567799That wasn’t very gay.
wtf happened to the swans? why do their odds keep falling
he thinks i'm the swans poster lmao, he got absolutely MINDFUCKED
>>154567786kek you fucking loser freak
>>154567792She cute
>>154567809Im the swans poster but enjoy watching him seethe at others
>>154567806serong and curnow out, mccartin out for another week or so, mclean first game of the year
>i'm merely pretending to be retarded!nice try sook
>>154567826so true i cant believe they out themselves like this
>>154567826>>154567826Theres the lovely couple KEK>>154567738
nice quoting retard
this will be a semen slurper of a game
crazy how quickly brisbane became one of the least likeable teams in the league, i don't know anybody who says they like them any more
dont follow them but brisbane are an elite team
we arent gay we dont need to be loved by other men like the swans
>>154567854Success breeds contempt. They were everyone’s second team a couple of seasons ago.
love big dicks
>>154567864
>>154567864Keep it to yourself, Darcy,
For a healthy night's drinking, I can commend 4 x of 100ml Nudie juice veggie blend (carrot, orange, turmeric, apple and line) with 80ml of decent navy strength gin (e.g. Plymouth brand)You will wake up feeling good, while getting a reasonable buzz if you spread those drinks over (e.g.) 3 to 4 hours
>>154567870maybe i'm a degen but that's not enough alcohol for me to even bother
>>154567870>drinking at home alone>healthyThe Alcoholic's copeLay off it Elijah
>>154567867hope theres a willy under there
Im gay and support melbourne, unironically
>>154567860not even geelong or richmond were ever this hated though, you can't say that success breeds contempt, it seems something uniquely about the lions has pushed people away, they don't like them any more
Im straight and support sydney, ironically.
>>154567879It's really just for a quiet nightSo you can go to bed more or less sober
>swasn colours is the same colour as whatever leaks out of their fans arses after they watch a swasn gamekek>>154567890they aren't victorian
cucktorians hate every team at the moment because their last hope got btfo in one quarter last night lmao
I'm a charged particle, ionically
>>154567890>not even geelong or richmond were ever this hated thoughRichmond were way more hated, kid.
>>154567907this is simply not true
>>154567911It definitely is.
hehe i get it, ions lmfao
>>154567716>You fail to realise Unis only started offering this garbage after labourers started getting paid exorbitant rates as a way to compete.to compete at what? attracting 70IQ concreters? you're delusional
Im aroace and support essendon, apathetically
>anons unironically supporting jeetvisabridgeiversitygrim grimglisj
Im the puppet master and run alf, canonically
i deserve to earn more than tradies because i have a degree
if nick daicos was masturbating he'd be Nick Wankcos
the cbd in my city is unliveable by design. there are no residences/apartment for normal people, they're all subdivided "economic" sardine tins without dignity designed to cram in as many foreign uni students, off whom real estate merchants exploitcrazy how my own city deliberately and intentionally doesn't cater housing at all to its own people
do not gamble.
Got $200 set aside to gamble to tonight, what are the 'tis?
think about what you could be buying instead
I would only spend it on alcohol, drugs or OnlyFans
>having a "second team"
>>154567854that's what happens when afl house gives them a dynasty on a platter
>>154567982whats wrong with that?
pft, a trade? uni? just get a truck license, make more than both those cunts combined
>>154567917The choice that exists after high school is typically either enter the workforce or go to Uni. When low skill labourers were getting paid wages accurate to their qualifications, it was a simple equation. Take the low paying job, or go to Uni for 4 years and earn much more. Then that flipped on it's head. Now retards can walk out of high school and get paid 6 figures while barely being able to write a proper sentence, let alone have any substantial cognitive ability. Meanwhile if you go to Uni, you're put into debt and spend an extra 4-6 years studying and don't even make more coin on the other end of it. Clearly an inferior option. In order to compete, they started offering these personalised hyper specific toilet paper degrees as a way to get people in the doors and keep their funding.
What the fuck actually is this gay wharfie time shit. Why are freo so fucking gay
Yep, tonight will be Ironclad runs on sts2
I can hear and feel my heart pounding in my chest but I've just been sitting here at my computer for the last 2 hours
>>154567995how does it compare to 1? I haven't played it yet
Carlton have don't have any aura. They're completely rizzless.
>>154567990Dude probably has stronger legs than anyone in the AFL.
>>154567999Simply put, you have played it.
>>154567990based
>>154567999Much better in every aspect but still early access so doesn't hurt to wait for more updates/features in the future. But i can't go back and play 1 now i've played 2
Gonna kill myself
>>154568028Do a flip.
>>154568028
>>154568028DON'T. YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
i'm a teachfag, and perhaps the most common position i hear from boys is>why do i have to try in school? why should i care? i can just drop out and get a trade it i wantit's a valid question really
>>154568028danielle laidley, this is a hungry jacks
>>154568028Let's all wrap our arms around this anon
>>154568028*be's putting you on hold*
>>154568028This is why we need a mental health round
>>154568028chuck us your stuff g
>>154568028me after my multi misses by one leg (it was a five dollar bet)
We are the Pride of Brisbane town
>>154568028t. Robert Walls after stubbing his toe.
Spent $92 on a case of Guinness today...
>>154568064yeah gay pride lmao
fucking livid bought some 70x100 IKEA frames for a couple of 70x100 prints and it turns out that's the measurement of the outside of the picture frame so the fucking print doesn't fit
>>154568067woah!
people shit on british food but there's nothing wrong with mash sausage and gravy
>>154568069take it back and smash it over the fjurgen bjurgen cunts head in returns
Michael Frederick is so athletic
>>154568072british food isn't "gourmet" but it isn't 'bad' (in quality), can be terribly unhealthy but it tastes nice
>>154568072yep cops far too much shit>full english>fish n chips>pork pie>sunday roast>scones, jam and clotted creamall great feeds
>>154568080it makes more sense when you realize everyone was perpetually drunk or hungover
>>154568090foy
>>154568055what are you details mate. Pitiful as it is, I don't need this shit anymore life is fucking worthless
>>154568072I've been to both England and Japan and Japan's food is lightyears ahead in both quality and taste, and effort. I was sick to death of some english harlot slopping food on my plate. In japan i visited a dessert shop where they all sang songs as they served you, now that's service
>>154568090i think it has more to do with the industrial revolution and protestantism, where food wasn't something to 'enjoy' but became a mere means for sustenance. much of northern european cuisine follows the same mindset
>>154567991>Now retards can walk out of high school and get paid 6 figures while barely being able to write a proper sentencethen what good was high school to begin with?tough and dirty work pays well because people don't want to do it. this isn't some new phenomena.
>>154568099paypal memilfhunter87@gmail.com
marmalade enjoyers in?
>>154568072>My nation's dish is so cultural and unique!>mixed vegetables and meat cooked with a bit of water and served with a side of processed grain
>>154568072unironically prefer British food over most ethnic cuisinesmost asian food is overrated as fuck, especially Thai curries
>>154568113i generally don't like sweet foods but i don't mind a good marmalade now and then
beef pot pie with mash, peas and gravy is an elite meal on a cold wintery night
>>154568028Spud goes BANG
>>154568116most asian cuisines are just undignified thoughtless bachelor-slop tier foods, the likes someone here would make half pissed, just with "asian" ingredients. they only get praised because they're different and contain interesting flavours that people aren't used to - ie novelty.>throw vegetables and shit together>throw some meat there or some shit>fuck it, here's a sauce too>rice or noodles>and a fuckton of salt for good measure>WALA!asian food is shit
>>154568080Of course it isn't gourmet, as that's literally French food. The idea that it's somehow superior is because it's a time honoured subversive tactic to shame the local food and claim international offerings are superior. Much like what they are doing with Indian food now.
>>154568028R U OK?
>>154568069>IKEAgrim grimsby
https://youtu.be/DeZP759UHgU
> I've been to both England and JapanBased dumb roastie going “off the beaten track”
>>154568138>Much like what they are doing with Indian food nowI dont browse normie content, are they saying indian food is slop now?
>>154568041>it's a valid question reallyespecially when what's taught in school is so fucking gay and boring
>>154568138good post. the french did develop a lot of good cooking techniques, but that doesn't necessarily mean their food is 'better'.and indian "food" will always be shit, whether literally or figuratively
>only 3% of indians have ever left indiaterrifying ngl
yday i had to spend the day at a conference with a gay dude at my workkept smelling actual shit and thought it mustve been one of the dudes sitting next to us, but realised as the smell kept following us that it was himis this common?
>>154567811A man who takes the doll as companion has, in many ways, committed the final heresy against the diseased modern order: he has refused to beg. While the spiritually castrated masses abase themselves before dating apps, corporate feminism, and the humiliating theatre of performative courtship, he instead withdraws his labour, attention, and dignity from a marketplace built to exploit male loneliness. The doll is not merely silicone; it is a symbol — an icon of sovereign autonomy in an age where every human attachment is monitored, moralised, and weaponised for social leverage. The man who fucks a doll is the kind who has seen through the lie. A man who has ascended beyond your petty, herd-bound morality. A man ungoverned by the neurotic compulsions of status and approval. A man who cannot be manipulated by tears, courts, algorithms, or shame. And that, ultimately, is why he unsettles you: because he is opting out of a system that only functions so long as men remain emotionally domesticated.You fear him. Because you cannot control him.
frenchitalianbritishbalkanamericanjapanesevietnamesethaichineseindian
french cuisine is overrated as FUCK. steak au poivre is the only good french meal.
>>154568160For me, it's the 'Mediterranean' cuisines.
>>154568106>this isn't some new phenomena.Historically, yes it is. It's an absurd notion to claim otherwise.
>>154568155Good thing they can’t swim
>>154568171I quite enjoy Persian, probably in the top 3
>>154568160greek and balkan for mine
baking
>>154568181it's already prepared, you don't need to worry champ
theres league on lads, feel free to come watchwe dont bite x (unless youre into that)
>>154568179That's not quite Mediterranean, but yeah Persian food absolutely is top-tier
>>154568181all yours tonight mate
the eagles are closer to a flag than freo
>>154568171agreed, though spanish doesn't do as much for me as the others. leb and turkish cuisine is very nice.
>>154568187because the wafl grand final is before the afl grand final?
going Sri Lanka in a couple weekslooking forward to eating their food but hate having to eat an ethnic breakfastgive me bacon and eggs or fuck off
>>154568195sri lankan food tends to be much nicer than indian imo
>>154568193no, freo's premiership window will be wasted the longer they keep longspergir in while the eagles will be finished with their rebuild by the time freo realises the window has closed
>>154568195blog on flog
>>154568197have zero idea what Sri Lankan food is like. assume its curries, biryanis etc but slightly different
>>154568172no it's not you retard. in general the dirtier and more dangerous the work the more the pay. been that way for a long time.you're just salty because your degree is fucking worthless kek.
>>154568187Gold Coast are closer to a flag than Freo.Neither will win one with a single player currently on their list.
>>154568188Interesting, Spanish is actually my favourite. And you're bang-on about Turk and Leb food - straight-up delicious
>>154568228what is a Spanish dish i might know
trannyposting last night got me acting unwise
>>154568213Imagine southern Indian food but they bothered to refine it into dignified meals
>>154568228i admit i am not very familiar with spanish, and definitely not saying it's bad.>>154568213correct, but i find it a bit lighter and fresher compared to many rich and greasy indian dishes
>>154566872getting one is the hardest part, keeping them is easy
italian food is goated tho
>>154568233paella
>>154568193iggs won't make the grand final kek they're gonna get gaped by souf this weekend
>>154568248>CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS Nah
>>154568248just not fair that they can make elite dishes with 4 ingredients
had the biggest craving for a woodfired italian pizza last night
>>154568254you are ignorant. pasta is one course out of a full five or six course meal
>>154568251whatd you just call me
>>154568254dont exercise enough
>>154568233Paella is probably the most well-known, there's also the Spanish-style potato omelettes. Gazpacho is a bit more basic but it's nice too. There's also churros and chorizo. IMO the seafood is where this cuisine shines. But if you like pork you'll be in flavour heaven>>154568245It's somewhat outshined by the (overrated IMO) French and Italian, but I think it's worth looking into if you like big bold flavours with simple ingredients
i rememba one of those jamie oliver shows in italia. bloke cooked the fattest fiorentina steak i've ever seen
>>154568266with all due respect, jamie oliver is quite a mediocre cook as far as pro chefs go, but he's good for encouraging people to cook/eat with more dignity in an accessible unpretentious way
for me it was antonio carluccio
spotted dick
only thing i remember jamie oliver for is trying to show kids how yucky chicken nuggets were and they didnt give two fucks
>>154563448Yes. He's a lummox
>>154568299to be fair, weren't they american?
>>154568299Why would they? Gross doesn’t supersede delicious.
>>154568299it's like he's never heard of sausages and how they're made
>>154568343>>154568343>>154568343New
new>>154568340>>154568340>>154568340
BASED spastics
>>154568214I have a double degree in Economics and Law, I was semi retired by 30 partly due to health issues and largely due to Bitcoin exploding in price. I'm at the point where all work is worthless as an active income put me into a higher tax bracket if I move assets around.>in general the dirtier and more dangerous the work the more the payAgain, a claim so absurd that you have to be trolling. High street has always been filled with Chippies, Plumbers and low skilled labourers instead of Doctors, Lawyers and Investment Bankers.
Finna just keep posting in here imma think fr
>>154568374wtf is your point? where did i say tradies have always earned more than those professions? do you really think people struggling to make it past year 9 are choosing to pump shit out of worksite toilets all day instead of becoming an investment banker because of some fugazi labour value con? fucking degree in economics lmao
