>>154565769
>>154570794Os
tampa bay rays
>>154570799this is a mindfuck
>>154570794pretty :)
mother's day is sunday. give the gift of baseball
>>154570806I fucking love politics bros
Yankees?
>yfw
>>154570818This. I need to check if a player/celebrity/influencer/family member is of the same political orientation as me before I can say if I like them or not
i live in a metropolis
>>154570841>mfw
>>154570826Volpe is coming back
>>154570841I hope the entire tigers bullpen went back to their apartments and had sex with their girlfriends
I have a new boss whose a pretty cute Indian woman with massive tits. How do I make a good impression on her?
gm mariners nation
>vole pee
>>154570870pretend to like cricket and street shitting
>>154570873I put ice in my hot coffee to cool it down so I can drink it faster
>>154570818cool glad you liked it
>>154570870Find out what her interests are and then tell her she isn’t interesting and that your hobbies are better
>>154570897that's smart burns are no laughing matter
rays vs X in the 'orld 'eries (don't even bring up the stankees my rays swept them already quite easily)
my cubbies have won nine straight and swept the reddies :)
>your phone cannot update to ios 18>the ballpark app doesnt allow sue until its updatedthanks MLB. Great to know I need to buy a whole new phone because apparently the new software is TOO SOPHISTICATED just to get a fucking QR code sent to my apple wallet
>>154570899Are you the last redpilled anon in Tampa proper?
>>154571133this is a Nokia general
>>154570806xGDPa was even higher for drumpf states.
>>154571133Dawg I have a five year old iPhone X and it runs the mlb app. wtf are you posting from?
>>154571202iphone 8. it does everything I need so I have no reason to get a new one
>>154570870brown girls at the office love it when you try their ethnic food. if you see her eating something ask what it is and hopefully she'll ask you try it. Then give her the 'mmmmmm so good' no matter how over spiced it is.
>>154571206>I have no reason to get a new oneyou just posted a reason
I get a new phone every year
i hate changing phones because they autocorrect all my racial slurs
abby labar cured my ED
>>154571206oh well yes yours is older than mine kek carry on then
>>154571219*when I say "you" I mean us white boys. This won't work if you're black, jeet or asian.
>>154571245That clarification wasn't necessary but thank you for making it anyway.
>>154570888Redpill me on cricket
>no matter how over spiced it is kek timmies
white men know how to properly season their food, hence all of the best chefs in the world being white males. but go ahead and smother your fried sloppa in precanned lawrys lil fella
>>154571282
>>154571317that frog is me and then i go over and sniff her pusy
>>154571269The good formats take all day/week to play. The shitty format is like batting practice
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ob9UDWQWt0
>>154571316This. The other day my girlfriend tried to put butter on my perfectly seasoned instant mashed potato product. I’m like “babe, I think the good folks at the Idahoan corporation know what they’re doing.” Fucking roasties man.
>>154571316Poor people have always been the most innovative with food.
>mashed potato product
>>154571386They’re innovating new way to come morbidly obese and diabetic
>>154571316>precanned lawrys as opposed to can-your-own-lawrys?
FIRE CRAIG STAMMEN!
I’ve been to the Lawrys in Las Vegas and it was actually really good. Surely a based and redpilled chud would know all about Lawrence Frank and his famous chop houses that birthed the eponymous seasoning salt?
>favorite team>favorite meal
>>154571471DodgersTacos
>>154571415why, lil bro?
>>154571471OriolesCrabs with old bay
>>154571471YankeesLinguine w/ little neck clams (alle Vongole)
>>154571471CubsHot dogs, the bigger the better
>>154571471MarinersYour mom’s pooper
>>154570806As a socal resident, I hate my state and I hope it gets worse so it can get better sooner
>>154571551
>4(FOUR) different services needed to watch one regular season seriesBRAVO manfredd
>>154571551and here I was thinking I was the only redpilled paco left in this hellhole
>>154571471Marinerschicken fried steak with sausage gravy
I gave your mom's chicken fried steak my sausagefilled it full of gravy, too
what is the marquee matchup this weekend?
At least I live in Tampa Bay and not some shithole…LOL
>>154571640Os vs As. Going to see the letter teams battle it out
>>154571471AsMeth
>>154571640O's as usual
>>154571639a vile post
>>154571640Series: Dodgers BravesPitching matchup: Max Fried v. Misiorowski
>>154571471fartssharts
Trivia:Who is the only pitcher in major league history with a perfect game, a 20-strikeout game, and an immaculate inning?
>>154571817felix hernandez?
>>154571825nah
>>154571817Ryback
>>154571817Big unit
>>154571817max scherzer
>>154571817Seaver?
>>154571817i know it's not kerry wood. clemens?
>>154571817Tungsten Arm O'Doyle?
>>154571855correct!he also did all 3 during his 6-year stint with the diamondbacks.https://youtu.be/kPwfLuT8vhQ?si=jvS68SIzAV-HzOLXhttps://youtu.be/Lg7zUUPmFJE?si=CI3jB_QSHbnFOht0https://youtu.be/7aBRbEKKA5A?si=hDP6pY6NAgnf47ym
>>154570841Makes the Angels look competent.
>>154571864fuck he might’ve done it too. shit.
>>154571891>>154571864I don't think Scherzer ever perfectoed, he famously HBP the 27th out when that fat fuck on the pirates leaned into it.
>>154571902Oh yeah, forgot that happened.Nearly having two players who accomplished all three is crazy.
>>154571918such a fucking scumbag, this was the year the mets were in a pennant race with the nats and even I was pissed to see this happen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osZr_L0T-iQ
>>148101146im deadass headass kicking myself rn
>>154571902thanks RC
>>154571967no one tell him
>>154571974theyre going to 500 on folk
>>154571982this some kind of >>>/biz/ thing that I am unaware of?
>Scans thread
>>154571982What does the fanbase think of mariners legend ben williamson?
>>154571484>>154571515>>154571528The holy trinity of /mlb/
HILLCREST PADRES
>>154571947>NOOOOO YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO CAPITALIZE ON MY MISTAKE>YOU HAVE TO INTENTIONALLY LET ME WIN IT ISNT FAIRBoomerfaggot mentality
>>154571902>>154571947Why do retards always think the losing team in a perfect game should just give up and gift the other team the perfect game? Wouldn’t that make the perfect game less impressive?
>>154572118>>154572140>never played baseball awardit’s against the rules retards. nut up and swing the bat.
>>154572167nut up and throw a strike faggot
>>154572140wouldn’t breaking up future hall of famer max scherzer’s perfect game in the bottom of the ninth with two out by hitting a home run, or even a single, be more impressive than being famous for being a fat fag who leaned into a pitch?
>>154572167>batter strikes outUmmmmm what the fuck dude??!? You’re not allowed to throw a pitch I can’t hit, nut up and throw a fastball down the middle you coward
>>154571471Bananasbananas
>>154572205How is he supposed to hit a home run on a pitch that hit him? Nut up and throw it down the middle or else your perfect game isn’t impressive
>>154572199>2-2 count Yea you don’t understand this game of baseball
>>154572205I mean sure, but breaking up the perfect game by any means necessary is much more impressive than allowing yourself to be the last out of a perfect game just to spare the pitcher’s feefees
>>154572243I never said he shouldn’t try to break up the perfect game tho
>>154572229I understand that Scherzer will never have a perfect game and you will never be a woman
>>154572255>you can try to break up the perfect ga- WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT!kwab
>>154572262I accept your concession
I refuse to believe someone on here would actually defend leaning into a pitch to break up a perfect game. Reddit would be so pissed if they only knew
BY ANY MEANS NECESSARYBY ANY MEANS NECESSARYBY ANY MEANS NECESSARYBY ANY MEANS NECESSARYBY ANY MEANS NECESSARY
Jesus fucking christ Bauer went off on this one.He got set up and extorted. The "he's a clubhouse cancer and a baggage" narrative is not true He will play for free, stop using social media, and wouldn't make content if he had to.He apologized to Manfred about the things he said regarding sticky stuff and other flaws with the LeagueHe's still a solid pitcher. NPB last year? He was injured, depressed and unmotivated.There is no reason to keep him out of the League. It's downright unethical what they're doing to him.
>>154572312Didn’t read
>>154572312Never heard of her + didn't read
>>154571640mets-sneks is a marquee match-up
>>154572312@grok summarize this post for me
>>154571790Dodgers starters slated at sheehan, sasucky, and wrobo. This is like going to an NBA game and seeing the D league team instead
>>154572312I like him and would be okay with my ‘ners signing him to replace that shitter castillo, unfortunately the rest of the fanbase is way too gay for that to ever happen
>>154572312LMAO i saw Bauer tweet that he doesn't care much about pursuing a comeback anymore the other day but I know he's desperate to return. I don't know whether to feel bad for him or not
Metsbros, how are we feeling?rumor is the Mets are talking to the Cubs about Freddy PeraltaI guess it makes sense that we'd start shipping folks off if we're not even a .500 team by the ASB
>Dude what the fuck? Did you just stand there and let my pitch hit you? You’re supposed to get out of the way and give me another chance. In fact if you really knew ball you’d swing at the pitch and purposely strike out so I can succeed. This is fucking bullshit.actually hilarious that people are still upset about this lolmaybe you should try being as good as based King Felix and you’d have a perfecto
>>154572312He has the Shedeur effect. Any positives he can bring to the team are outweighed by the fanbase he brings with him, that will have massive hate toward any obstacle to him doing well, including his own team.
>>154572312He's the snowden of baseball lol
>>154571471Metsprobably steak. I could prob eat one every day
Why aren’t teams lining up to sign a soft tossing RHP that got battered in NPB? I smell a conspiracy
I need a whopper
>>154572312rapist says what
>>154572411>shedeur >positives
>>154572312my Mets should unironically sign him. New York embraces kooks
>>154572411you also need to account for the fact that he's objectively washed and the positives aren't really that big to begin with
>>154572411>shedeur>positives
Bauer should keep whining on Twitter it’s defending helping his chances of a comeback
>>154572457>>154572445Once very twenty or so plays, he throws a good deep ball. Yeah it's usually during garbage time, but it's still a positive.
>>154572443>whopperthis is a big mac general
ITS A FUCKING QR CODE, JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING TICKETREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My sea doggie doos
>>154572477Big Macs suck big dicksThis is a double quarter pounder with cheese genny
>>154572513im still just a kidlet me get that cheeseburger happy meal
>>154572312This dude gets cooked on his own youtube channel by high schoolers and soft ball players. Why would anybody waste their time.
>>154572312>35 year old man that has made a clown of himself over the years complaining on Twitter for years due to getting black balled after shit talking Manfred and getting set up by a bitchI've seen it all
>>154572513based, it's the perfect hamburger
>>154572550hes a cy young winner
>>154572312>Jesus fucking christ Bauer went off on this one.who talks like this? be less obvious, shill.
>>154572477Whataburger genny
my tins :(
for me its the five guys bacon cheeseburger with mayo, ketchup, grilled onions and grilled mushrooms
>>154572569bauer had a point
>>154572444>rapist says what>>believing all women Go back
>>154572581that'll be $20
>>15457258924 because I got some cajun fries with that too
>>154572477>>154572513wrong. this is a two double cheeseburgers genny.
Jesus fucking christ Recker went off on this one
>>154572566did he rape her?
>>154572623No but I would
>>154572527>>154572513>>154572561>>154572575>>154572581>>154572608Fast food is bad for you
>>154572623those punches were consensual
>>154572623Isn't that his shitty agent? I'm pretty sure she raped him financially which is why he's stuck doing youtube videos with that fat Asian retard again and on his knees begging some MLB jew to give him a shot.
>>154572642you couldn't even look at her in the eye lmao
>>154572648we respect king of juco here
Bauer must get real upset when he comes on here to post his tweets for sympathy and everyone just makes fun of him kek
>>154572671t. trevor falseflagging
https://x.com/MLBBruceLevine/status/2052804908131209490
>>154572645
>>154572312This tweet screams 'clubhouse cancer,' I can see why they all blackballed him
>>154572698lolmest already calling it a season
>>154572698>Levine
imagine betting blackballed from baseball for not raping three women
>>154572650I wouldn’t have to if I rape her doggydoo style
>>154572312I can see it now. Bauer will be 50 years old, still complaining on Twitter, patiently waiting for a comeback, while doing his sword celebration after striking out little league players
>>154572730If he were even slightly friendly, it probably would've blown over. Apparently he's an asshole, so people just went with it and thought it was a great reason to get him out of the clubhouse.
>>154572698mest kek
>>154572751This is actually why no one will sign him. He’s too cringe.
>>154572722HES A DA JOO!
>>154572753have you ever watched one of his videos? he seems quite likable and accessible compared to most baseball drones who dont even know how to smile
>>154572755>22 games
>>154572755Soto mogging in the only stat that matters
>>154572790>prone to injury
>>154572755Soto and Belli are both mogging Tucker, their rate stats are fairly matched. Kekking at Bellinger getting OPS+ mogged cause of the babby ballpark tho.
I like to think I’d be Bauer’s friend if he was on my team. Seems like a real ass nigga honestly.Trevor since I know you’re reading this I hope you know there are dozens of us still pulling for you
what we drinkin tonight lads
Why aren't you watching the KBOhttps://youtube.com/shorts/rGyl5DdEiMU
>>154572827bongwater
>>154572827I was gonna ask your mom to pee on me later so probably that
>>154572827wadur
The league isn’t ready
Serious question, what does Bauer have left to do? The only thing I can think of is arrange a meetup with Manfred and talk to him about it. I've seen people recommend him suing them. Anything else?
>>154572803being a fat worthless ugly fuck
>>154572893>Serious question, what does Bauer have left to do?Stop being an asshole
>>154572790>implying Bellinger doesn’t have the higher WAR over the last two seasons
>>154572928>stop the count!!
>>154572768Is this really how you want to spend the last few hours of sunset today Moshe
>>154572974sunrise chad genny
>>154572893There's nothing he can do. He was at the forefront of the spider tact/sticky stuff cheating pitchers were doing and by doing that he pissed off the commissioner, the owners, the coaches, and his fellow pitchers. He's fucked. The worst thing you can do in the MLB is stop them from cheating. Look at Mike Fiers. Dude fell off a cliff after he exposed the Astros and quickly run out of the league.
RIP Scott Brosius
>MY SANCTUARY MY SANCTUARY NOW
>>154573023It’s Scott Siscious now?
>>154572971Are we counting Nationals and Yankees Juan Soto in these stats now? Kek
>>154572477Damn straight
First, John Sterling and Scott Brosius, now? Yup, the Yankees won that 2026 World Series.
>>154573086Is Scott Brosius actually dead tho?
>bWAR
>any stat that doesn't support my narrative
>>154570813Going on Mother's Day with the inclusion of my B-Day gift to the Dad's game.
>bBA and bOPB and bSLG and bHR
Without saying your age….Who was the best player on your favorite MLB team when you started watching baseball?
>>154573086Brosius is an Oregon and Mariners legend :(
>>154573162Fred Lynn, Jim Rice, and Carl Yastrzemski
>>154573162Mordecai Brown
>>154573170hi bill simmons
>>154573162Cal Ripkin Jr
When I was growing up, the Yankees were the rival teams, but it was never intense until the 90s.
>>154573162Honus Wagner
>>154573162Ohtani! :D
Wow, didnt think alek would get DFA'd but hitting .180 wasnt gonna cut it. Ryan was raking in spring training but has put up middling numbers in reno as the sneks top prospect.
>>154573162I don't know, probably kirk gibson. my favorite player didn't even play for my team, ozzie smith.
>>154573162Satchel Paige
>>154573224Thomas has been pretty dumpy for 3 years now. Will probably find a spot on the White Sox or something.
>>154573261his defense and being a lefty bat is the only reason he got this long of a runway
>>154572803Formula: \(100\times \left(\frac{\text{OBP}}{\text{lg\ OBP}}+\frac{\text{SLG}}{\text{lg\ SLG}}-1\right)\) (adjusted for park factors).
>>154573162Mickey Mantle
>>154573162Trevor Bauer
>>154573162Bobby Mathews
Los Angeles Dodgers
>>154573162Paul O'neill
>>154573162Ichiro
>>154573249Dinging that pitch is crazy
lmao
>>154573356asshole. i was looking forward to reading about that in the paper tomorrow
>>154573162Big Aaron Judge
>>154572312Bauer won the Cy Young once(in a shortened Covid season) and unironically thinks he's the best pitcher alive and that such performance would make a turning point in his career, meanwhile you look at some of the winners in the other awards and you'd know why most people don't count those ones.
>>154573380I remember Luke Voit was the homerun king that year lol
>voit, dj, gardner *dies of cringe*
>>154573249yankin the ripcord around the bases is such a based move, why doesn’t anyone do that these days?
>>154573162Gotta be Slammin Sammy Sosa!
>>154573162Junior
My Mets suck
>>154573531So hot wtf
>>154573531that’s disgusting but it made my dick hard
>>154573531I look like that and do that
>>154573531most ladylike white woman
OAKLAND PADRES
San Antonio Dodgers(they're dodging california taxes)
rokisisters....
>dodger fans in 10 years when they havent won a World Series since 2025>It’s time to sell the team
>>154573207Check out Mr. Burns over here
>>154573710rent free
Don't we know for sure that Bauer enjoys violent sex? Like he got off on beating his partner up? Not, for me, a bannable offense given that it was consensual kink. But I can understand why mommy's boy types don't want to play with him and why it's bad PR.
trevor didnt rape those women but he wants to rape them again
The Angels should bring Bauer and Julio Urias back to the majors
>>154573778wander too
>>154573798Wander did nothing wrong
>>154573828what he did was a part of latinx culture
>>154573758MLB needs more players who openly get off on beating women. It’s unironically their best hope of getting more women into the sport.
>>154573858Don't think cubs girls would like it desu
>>154573858>It’s unironically their best hope of getting more women into the sport.why would anyone want this
Bauer was already over 30 when he was banned, and after not even having that impressive of stats pre-2020, he was lucky to have that covid year to give him a better contract that he didn't deserve back then. Now he's 35 and still unironically rides that high, but anyone who has looked at his pre-2020 stats and his stats since leaving MLB can tell you that his 30 million a year contract would've aged terribly even if he didn't get banned.
morning fellas
everyone other than misogynistic incels knows Bauer is completely washed and even they know they just want a janny approved way to be hateful towards women
>>154571316lawrys slaps
>>154573828>>154573846not very good cunny imo
>>154573935>he threw away an mlb career for this
>>154573864Cubs girls are especially desperate for a good beating>>154573868MLB wants it because they like money
>>154573935Imagine spending $180 million on this lmao
>>154573846Unironically correct
>>154573935
>>154573935Uhh she's got a cute mustache I guess
>>154573935They’re not like us
>>154573935>>154573943>>154573965jesus unironically how has he not roped
Neil degrass Tyson was commenting on fangraphs back in 2010 the internet was a wild place
>>154574067THE Neil deGrasse Tyson? WOW just WOW
>>154573758Ethiopia Chad, delete this post.
>>154574083This but fangraphs
>>154573935How old is she in this pic? I can't tell if she's 15 or 45
>>154573935She's chopped for 17.9999999666 years old. She looks 29.
>>154573224The Rays will absolutely sign him
>>154571316kek the brownoids didn't like this one
>>154571316>all whites can cook because a few of the (((top-rated))) chefs are frenchFrench cuisine is not good.
>>154574167it's ok vikramjit put some more curry powder on that goat you will surely redeem michelin star
Nigga trying to take credit for random chefs when his cooking is boiled chicken and canned green beans kek
>>154574197I am a better chef than you. You can find my coq au vin thread on /ck/.
>>154574209Sounds french.
>>154573935The poorly hidden unibrow…
>>154573935She probably cooks better than white people
>>154574209wow you made a french dish? why not a vibrant ethiopian sloppa that you can eat with your hands after you take a shit
>>154574216It's chicken cooked in a pig's bladder; it is French, and it tasted like piss. If that's peak cuisine for you, I don't know what to tell you; it surely isn't worth discouraging amateur and home cooks over.
>>154574154And now your post reignited the seething lol
>>154574234Asians mogging white people
>>154574249mogging them by dying of diarrhea at a higher rate? weird take
>>154574205there are literally tens of thousands of cooks around the world that are every bit as talented as any name cook that no one outside of their immediate friends and families know about.
>>154574260I'm not counting jeets and SEAmonkeys
>talented cooksno such thing. all dishes are just recipes that anyone can follow
>>154574263what are you crying about?
https://voca.ro/115JRKcPq4B1
>>154574287holy trvkebut with an exception for jeets and africans who aren’t capable of following a recipe
>>154574287i can tell you live in a flyover state and have never left the country
>>154574279>im not counting half the continentoh okayI wonder what NA would look like if you excluded spics and niggers
>>154574287who the FUCK shot their cum all over this anon’s glasses? that’s incredibly rude
>>154574287civvies will never understand
gay general
>>154574394True. Reddit is better for baseball discussion
>>154573162Derek Jeter.
>>154574405based
>>154574374had a buddy of mine die in the great nuggy wars
>>154572312Man this shit is sad, you can tell he was born to compete. I really wish someone would give him a chance.
>>154574442qrd?
>>154574249They always do, asians are better than whites at everything.
>>154574455Only jeets say shit like thisEast Asians respect the broship and know we’re equal
>>154572312It’s crazy that he was totally blackballed for doing nothing but having sex.Like, he literally did nothing wrong, he didn’t try to stir up anger against the owners (like Kaepernick), he didnt gamble, all he did was fuck a slut.
Please fill me
yts mad
Ben Rice is back. No chance the Miz goes deep.
>>154573162kershaw
>>154574477So he wasn't married to her? He deserves this then
>>154574485be he throws le fast ball
Why Utah doesn't have an MLB team? How would you make them get one?
3 game series starts tonight
>>154574546The Provo Padres
Not relocating.
>>154574453Oh it was some sad shit man. Bro went out and got hisself assdruk. Once the niggies started flying he never even knew what hit him. That kinda shit changes a man.
>>154574582Assdruk has taken down many men
Fuck da Barves. BAU BAU!
>>154574527Yanks are crushing the FB
>>154574249a tale as old as time
>>154574660brvtal mogging
>>154574660Which ones Barbara?
people actually think the plastic and surely assless korean is hotter?
>>154574700only brainrotted weebs who've never interacted with a female
bugmen please go back to your fantastic asian paradise
I've never interacted with an asian
>>154574723I unfortunately have. They all smell like fish head soup
Jacob “I’m a starter” Misiorowski
>St. Louis has an MLB-worst 17.6% strikeout rate this season. No team has made the playoffs after posting a strikeout rate that low through 36 team games since the 2017 Twins. The last time a team made the playoffs with MLB’s lowest strikeout-generating pitching staff? No AL or NL club has ever done that, going back to the first World Series in 1903.some pencilneck on mlb.com wrote this about my team
>>154574775N
>>154574813it's over berdbrain
>>154574813Looks like you got owned by facts and logic
>>154574813>ad hominem Opinion discarded
>>154574813>homo gapus erectus louis Opinion galvanized and pulverized into ash and dust.
It's O time
Getting very concerned with the Reds. Very unReds performance the past week with a 2-8 record in last 10
>>154574813this one got the pencilnecks in a seeth
Peruanon confirmed bot>>154574546 >>154574687
my club takes the field in 3 hours
I've had at least 2 erections this day. I am blessed.
mest buddies…
>>154574928Not a bot, it's an attention seeking faggot who wants you to think he's a bot.
>>154574950we love Pete and Stearns is a dweeb who sold us a billagoods
I knead it
Who here a Party Animals fan? They playing Banana right now
Big tall guy on stilts playing for Banana
the missus plays it
Baseball?
Look at Spencer Jones’ batting stance. Who does he remind you of?
>>154574950https://vocaroo.com/1fXRw36iQeVR
beisbol doesn't start until 10pm
>>154575030bozo the clown
>>154575030nigga think he Moises Alou or smthn
he'swearing gloves tho like a p****
>>154575034Cubs are shopping 5 inning Freddy. What an embarrassment for the Mets to be sellers at the deadline.
blow gays kek
the rays are unironically smart
These sweeps against two AL East rivals are a big reason they’re sitting near the top of the division with strong playoff odds. Classic Rays: low-budget, high-IQ baseball that’s clicking on all cylinders right now. They head into Boston next.
>>154575176Yankees will beat em up the second time around.
1-2-3-inning, Rays are getting no hit.
Three Stooges
>>154575258O’s, Sawx, Jays?
>twins call up and debut some young minor leaguers that show promise>sign some 40 year old and option the young guys immediatelywhat is the logic there, it's not like they're saving money doing that so it's not a cheap thing
The Red Sox broadcast makes me violently uncomfortable.
>>154575265dewey, cheatham, and howe
lmao grok calm down bro
Big dick Wily!
where do you get your streams? I've been using this mlbwebcast site but it doesn't have the Rays feed tonight and it's pissing me off
>>154575304this is a chimpgpt general
I don't know about you lads but I enjoy watching beisbol
>>154575304Why couldn’t Cohen whoever the GM is. That’s what the doyers did
>>154575317Coward
>>154575315>>154575315>>154575315>>154575315anybody??????
Yordong
>>154575315mlb.tv
>>154575359freestreamslivesportsurge
>>154575230Yowch!
Big market fans seethe because their $250M superteams should steamroll a Tropicana Field squad built on math and duct tape, but here we are in May with Tampa near the top of the AL East again. It's not magic. It's being willing to be weird, ruthless, and correct when everyone else is playing "pay the guy who had a good year last year" like retards. Stay mad, payroll cuck. The nerds keep winning.
Might sound like a daft question but why was there never a baybaw team in New Orleans?
mariners are going to just keep winning it's that simple.
>>154575388blacks dont care about baseball
>>154572312>playing baseball stateside again in some lower indie league>still doing shit like "Can I help yoooouuu?" [no response] "No, just looking!" on the field like he's still fucking around in a batting cage with other YoutubersHe's a great pitcher and he 100% got fucked over, but he really is his own worst enemy with this autistic shit.
>>154575385Rays have never won a World Series and only appeared in one
>>154575388they prefer amateur sports down south
>>154575368these are both terrible>>154575398they've been to 2, dumbass
>>1545754052020 doesn’t count
>>154575398Two, you illiterate zoomer. 2008 and 2020. Both times they dragged their broke asses to the World Series on a shoestring budget while big-market retards were choking on their own luxury-tax money. But let's be real — the "no rings" card is the laziest shit in the book. The Rays have been a playoff team 9 times in basically 18 relevant seasons since 2008. That's more consistent winning than most $200M+ teams that get one wild card spot and jerk off to their one star player.
the rays have not won a playoff series in 16 years
Zero championships sucks, sure. But acting like sustained excellence on a bottom-5 payroll is "midwit" is just seething from fans whose teams piss away half a billion and still underperform. The nerds in St. Pete are playing 4D chess while everyone else is smashing checkers pieces together hoping money solves everything. Stay poor in baseball IQ, champ. The Rays keep eating.
>>154575414it does
Hey if you are moaning about broke bum teams at least they aren't the Marlins.
>>154575433No it doesn’t. It doesn’t count for Dodgers, it doesn’t count for TB.
for the love of god give me a stream with the Rays feed I don't want to listen to these gay ass Boston announcers when I could be listening to the most based announcing team in baseball in Dewayne Staats and Brian Anderson
>>15457542218 years* my bad
>my phillies suck againwell that lasted a week
Wasn't Misiorowski relegated to the bullpen in the postseason? Why should any team that can hit velocity be concerned about this kid?
>>154575449>2026>not prompting the ai
>>154575480you can do that? I literally never use chatGPT or anything
Once Edman comes back Mookie should be traded back to the Red Sox, the Dodgers have been doing fine without him.
Ben Rice has a league leading 1.214 OPS
>>154575463actually the rockies are just good
>rolling for Sox Sweep
>lose a series to the 2026 Mets>good
The Miz is dotting 103 again...
>>154575505wearing the Yankees jersey has to give you some sort of boost. Ben Rice would not have that kind of OPS with some flyover team.
>>154575519coors series doesn't count, they swept them at citi field tho
>>154575422>>154575452That’s smart baseball
Where’s the pitch? He already threw it?
>2 strike put in playMizsistas...
I thought the Phillies were "back"? What the fuck is this?
smart infield single from the rays
>>154575315MLB.tv
Remember when Trout had a good April and everyone thought he was back lol
why would you think that boomer club is back lmao one of the worst clubs in the league
Going to Burger King. You guys want anything?
MUNE!!!!!!!!!!
>>154575577chicken fries
>>154575567What Yankee Stadium does to old washed-up niggas.
>leads the league in innings>2.39 ERAHate him or love him, he’s a smart ball player.
>1 pitch, 1 outWhy do pitchers even try to get strikes? Fried is going to be pitching into the ninth.
>Boston RED Sox>wearing green
>>154575585>Yankees play in a literal little league park>OMG SIXTY HOMERS YANKEES ARE THE GREATEST TO EVER PLAYHow do they get away with this shit
If 3/5 of your teams starting rotation consists of the following >luzardo>painter>nolayou should probably consider firing your GM immediately
Are we ready for Max Fried's complete-game shutout?
I smell agrand slam
>>154575613It’s simple. Hit more homeruns that are no doubters, like Big Aaron Judge does.
I can't wait for the mass shitcongo suicides when Murakami gets traded to the yankees
>>15457561390% of all of Judge’s home runs would have been out of at least two-thirds of baseball’s parks
>filthies wearing thise atrocious unis againthey deserve to get dumpstered
>>154575639from Denny's you fat fuck
bazzana has graduated to dingersits over for yall
WHY DO FLYOVERS EVEN HAVE TALENT?SKUBAL TO THE YANKSMUNE TO THE YANKSIF U AIN'T DODGERS/YANKS U GAY ASF
>>154575432Is this really how (((AI))) thinks that 4chan talks
>>154575593can't wait for the mets to rape him
Os As game is 0-0. Any better games to watch?
>balls put in playThe Miz is washed. Pulled by the 3rd inning.
>but they are called the White Sox but they sometimes wear black and red
JAZZ SWAG
>Tampa Gay NOBLETIGER'D
JAZZT
>have to listen to the White Sox crew because I can't find a stream for Goldy>they're shilling some pitcher bets in the second inningWhat the hell
>>154575665alright calm down
>gaycub pissirowoskiWhy do flyovers even develop players unless Matt Blake is involved?
>wisconobody says that
>4 pitch strikeout>it was "SPENCER JONES IS DA FUTURE"
>>154575593This guy looks different every time I see him
ITFCB
>>154575715>hatewatching my prospect's first AB
DRIVIN THAT CUBBIE TRAIN
keep it in the 'cord, sis
>>154575715You are obsessed and cucked.
>>154575719>calling a jew a shapeshifter
I'm not giving the cubs a chance
>>154575665Calm down. You’re gonna rile up the trannies
>>154575230No, we are.
>Red Sox wearing green >White Sox wearing red
>trooncord Seethe will be off the charts when they knock The Piss out in the third inning.
>>154575593this is sub-50% ashkenazi dna, right?
>>154575748It’s a Chicago bulls tribute
>manoah incoming
FAMOUS YANKEE KILLER Gary Sanchezshouldn't have been a lazy, fat Dominican like Severino.should've put in the work like BIG AARON JUDGE did
UMP ASS CAM
does the miz really throw casual 104
>>154575652so you're saying he would lose an entire season's worth of home runs if he played in a proper big league stadium10% is a lot when you're talking about a guy who will hit 600 home runs
>it was "Max Fried perfect game watch"
AN ABREAU BLAST
MUNETAKA MURAKAMI hit his 15th HR Nobody wanted him btw.
ESLpie needs his diaper changed methinks
Cubs vs Rangers is being shown on TheCW if you live in Texas
>>154575746successful reverse jinx
Is it just me or have the Phillies played a fuck ton off their games at home so far this year? Seems like every time I look them up they're at home.
>>154575754YWNBARW
>>154575787watch this double play cuck
Cuckwatch max fried pitch circles around your team
>>154575790a tree falls down in the woods
>>154575790Still no multihomer game
>>154575796YWNROFL(you will never retire or find love)
>>154575790i was thinking, what if the mets had signed this guy and kawabunko who the jays signed instead of bo bichette and placido polanco. less money more production no overthinking, and a playoff team with their decent pitching
The Yankees are never losing again, book it. You are still watching Max Fried's CGSO.
>>154575814ive never worked
>>154575790Why didn’t the Mets sign this nigga
muttabominationspie seething already
>>154575807He's no Croshit
>>154575814YWNBARW
>only scoring 1 therethe ANTI-SEMETIC brewers just lost the game
>>154575824Well that didn't last long
Someone should vibecode a website where it shows every teams/players last homer and the last grandslam in the whole MLB
Blue Jays Legend Alek Manoah is warming up to make his season debut
these are the mighty '''yankees''??? kek my rays swept these bums
>STANKEESChadres legend, Brandon Lockridge
The brewers are antisemitic
all UNEARNED runs for perrenial CY YOUNG winner Max Fried.
yankgers mutt absolutely shitting himself like the schizo turd world mutt he is lmfao
we need nu tho
>>154575845theyre finally playing a good team we'll see how it goes, so far not so well
Discordtrannies seething kek
How is this fucking real!?
>unearned runSewers kek
why are mutts so prone to schizophrenia
what's the point in having an uppity negroid on the team if he jumps like a fat spic
>scoring an unearned run against 5x CY YOUNG winner (((Max Fried))) is like winning the world series to Cubs-Mets-Mariners Tranny CORD
>>154575847Didnt (((Ryan Braun))) win a MVP for them
>>154575795I thought the same about the Cubbie bears and Dodgersbut it's probably just confirmation bias from the games that I've seen of theirs so far
>>154575448lmap yeah it does
/nu/>>154575882>>154575882>>154575882>>154575882
scoring an unearned run against 5x CY YOUNG winner (((Max Fried))) is like winning the world series to Cubs-Mets-Mariners Tranny CORD
>n-no you’re the schizo!!kek dial8
>>154570794WTF is going on with the Broors jerseys this season? Is every other team just making up shitty jerseys and logos on the fly too?
