PREVIOUS: >>154575882WSH: Foster Griffin allowed one earned run over seven innings while striking out nine to pick up the win on Friday against the MarlinsATH: Nick Kurtz went 2-for-4 with a two-run triple on Friday evening, propelling the visiting Athletics to a 4-3 victory over the OriolesBOS: Connelly Early pitched seven scoreless innings while striking out eight in Friday’s win over the RaysHOU: Mike Burrows shut out the Reds for seven innings, allowing just three hits, in the Astros’ 10-0 victory FridayMIL: Brandon Lockridge had to be carted off the field on Friday night after he collided with the concrete wall while attempting to make a sliding catchATL: José Azocar has elected free agencyDET: Troy Melton (elbow) looked sharp during his second minor league rehab start at Single-A Lakeland on Friday, striking out five batters over three perfect inningsLAD: Dodgers placed RHP Tyler Glasnow on the 15-day injured list with lower back spasms, recalled RHP Paul Gervase from Triple-A Oklahoma City
kek discordtrannies
berds
mariners won that game btw
dodgers
O-os
go go go
doyercacas kek
hey Riley did something
braves on the board!
young thick austin riley finally fuckin doing something
swampbeaner still seething kek
>>154578120comfy Bakespie x
We fucking suck
come onnnn DOUBLE PLAY
>>154578166you don't even have a team
>the mentos infield on uniqlo field at dodger stadium
This AI stuff is incredible
I’m seething about trannies and discord on /mlb/ again!
Sheman is so ass
EL PASO PADRES!
>>154578179presented by subway
Sheehan is so ass, idk why i started watching this shit
>>154578177asking me to flair up is very reddit
The Turner ab in the 8th on in the phillies game was genuinely one of the most pathetic displays from a lineup ever. Turner, Schwarber, and JT might be the most overpaid pile of shit to ever exist in baseball.
>>154578193Dial 888 before you dig tho
>>154578184BASEDFUCK EM
Behead Sean "God Bless the IRA" Murphy that filthy ginger fuck
>>154578204we respect reddit round these parts
>>154578183what was your exact prompt?
need acuna back so we can put dubon back at SS and send lil jimmy back to AAA
>>154578204reddit has better baseball discussion
>>154578183DODGER GIRL IS THE BEST 1
cubs/braves nlcs confirmed
>>154578225I told it to create anime girls for each team based on 2026 standings so far. So much knowledge available at our fingertips.
I wonder if a gifted Black athlete like LeBron would have thrown even faster than Misiorowski if he had been a pitcher.
>>154578232no… NO!!!
Sale is looking fucking pissed out there tonight
>>154578183Those records are not accurate
>>154578236>you will be downvoted on sight
>>154578204Flair up or stop talking that shit!
nigga looks like the dude that shot kirk
doyerpacos thought that was gone kek
>>154578247i dont think the baseball would even fit in his hand
>>154578257
>>154578224>>154578259sorry sirs!im 'porting the guards because theyve got my boy bazz (who homered today btw)otherwise been enjoying watching the braves and reds this yearbeit
You’re the sex assigned at birth
Doyerpacos are so retarded>completely routine fly ball or grounder>volumous cheering like they just cracked one 450 feet
braves
>>154578276doctor said you have pussy
>>154578276doctor said he wasnt sure
Assad don’t scare me pl0x
>>154578276that's why I'm a cubs girl
tuck em!
tuck on em!dodgers on the board
>>154578276are the discord trannies in the room with us?
Late but lets have a good clean match Braves!
>>154578276so I’m a girl then?
>>154578281that is a disgusting act
KING TUCK MOTHER FUCK-DALTON RUSHING
>>154578297inside jokes make me seethe with confusion
KING TUCK HITTING RBI DINKERS
Are the Mest going to win games?
>>154578308He didn’t say that
>>154578290you should be
>>154578299Me on the right
>>154578316you don't know that
>>154578304for you
WE WILL ROCK YOU
>>154578301always alert, always watching, waiting...
>>154578316...he said a lot worse...
lets go team
HAHA muncy annoyed they challenged it because he knew it was a strike
muncy you fat fuck
Whyd he touch muncys dih
>>154578316yeah huh he did
Do Atlanta fans get annoyed they have to stay awake till 11 to see their shit team lose?
>>154578335>>154578301
>>154578353Do they still do that gay tomahawk chop?
>>154578364I hope so, that was the only cool part of the team
>>154578364yes and it's cool, not gay
Mariners won that ballgame btw.
>>154578213kek...KEK!!!
something i really like about baybaw is the variation in pitching and hittinglots of idiosyncrasies in windups and batting stancesreally tickles my tisms in the right way
>>154578364yes and it's not cool, gay
She/he han at 50 pitches at 2.1 IP
>>154578256Yes they are?
>>154578377>>154578384
absolutely insane pitching insight from hershiser wtf lol
>Oral Her Schizer
>>154578364I gave your mom the tomahawk chop last night
beating the white sox in a regular season game in early may is like winning the world series to marinerds
dodgers: these are the mighty braves??braves: these are the mighty dodgers??
I keep trying to schedule a makeout session with my wife but she doesn’t reply to my text. What do I do?
>>154578428cheat on her
will espinal get on base?
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>154578428Fuck her dad
>POODRES BAU BAU!
>>154578428you have to fuck her dad
poodres kek
i was in stantion/cypress before the dodger game and the hookers were already out on beach blvd at like 6PM
>poodres
>>154578428you're supposed to suck her dad's cock
Cards got out of that one
>>154578435I mean...
>>154578428you have to suck your own dick
>>154578463>2>called strikeHoly kek
viva mexico cabrones
>thread erupts with poodres posting >prrrrrrrt poodres prrrrrrt bau bau etc>open mlb app and check scores >0-0
>>154578463problem?
Remember when all the faggots here tried to discount the Mariners and call them a fluke for being in the ALCS?Well where are you fags now?
>>154578485they had the bases loaded
espeenal batting for his livelihood
>>154578485>poodrepacos don't even watch their own games
>>154578477and it was the 9th inning with a running on first and both challenges left
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
>10
[vv] CUBS WIN!gg rags cya tmrw
[VV]10 in a ro[W]!gg rangers see ya tomorrow
>espy
YAZ what a throw
>>154578498See>>154578419
Go Cubs Go!
I need a Max (Masyn) Winn.
groundoutani
>>154578498I’m in Cal Anderson Park suckin off punks for fifteen bucks a man
discordtrannies malding kek
i knew the retard was out as soon as they turned the camera on him and saw him still running
Espinal you fucking retard
>>154578498bruh it's the fucking white sox how desperate are you?
>>154578455>POODRES
Ohfor2hani
Easy out incoming from nigtani
they can't stop thinking about the chadres
watch your own games doyerpacos
watch your own game poodrepacos
>>154578498>WOWWEE WE BEAT A AA TEAM THAT MEANS WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!!!!!!!Why are xeattlecucks like this?
>oral her scheisseri hardly know her
>>154578485Red berds are about to blow the gane wide open.
>>154578564both me kek
>>154578567Hey!!
>>154578557>>154578562
>>154578564>t. self hating doyerpaco
i only watch dodgers
peepeecacadoodoopoopoodres kek
>>154578552word on the street is they're moving to Utah
>>154578585I did t know
Bird bros where the hell did we get this goblin looking dude
>>154578585I only watch when ohtani is hitting or pitching
fuck off doyertimmies
los doyerpacos kek
>>154578498>all this seethe
Slurpientes or something
>>154578601victor?
Imagine having to live in Seattle and on top of that your baseball team is a punchline. Could not be me
KILL ALL TRANNIES
>>154578601I think it was the Flaherty trade with the orioles 3 years ago
PRRRRRRRT
nu bru cu here
>>154578640LMAO
Holy shit wtf was that?
>>154578637The other dude who I've never seen in the lineup, Prieto
LITTLE LEAGUE GRAND SLAM
KEK POODREPACOS KEK
PRRRRRT
poodres moment
>>154578657Ok now that is poodres worthy, patiently waiting for that webbum.
good catch andy P
barves kek
POODRES KEK
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
el nino caca kek
call will stand. not enough to overturn
will smith is such a faggot
kek poodres
>>154578693He bagged Jada tho, real ride or die woman that.
Mike's safe but they won’t overturn
>fag tease jr
>4-0>1 ERkek what were the fielders doing
BASED UMPS BASED UMPS BASED UMPS
>>154578569Shut the fuck up
YOURE OUTdeal with it gayves
inb4 another salami
bravetrannies kek
patiently waiting for dat webbum
>>154578704>ground ball base hit >gets past tatis>he jogs after it>little league grand slam
>>154578690OH YEAH OH YEAH
>after review, the call on the field stands
call stands!
Fuck those atlanta faggots for challenging, they implemented the stupid fucking rule that they can't block the plate so you have to deal with the awkward faggot shit at the plate now. Fuck them for challenging
Will tagged him at the crotch, he was safe
cry about it, but dont do it near me because statistically everyone in atlanta has aids
>>154578720challenge this bussy
>sheman needs everything to go the dodgers way for a single outI hate this faggot like you couldn’t believe
>>154578733uh oh stinky
PRRRRRRT
does freeman hate olson?
>>154578733this ones going in my poodre compilation
Sum ting wong
>>154578733saved!kek nino caca
Shut the fuck up doyerpacos
>>154578733kek hes just showing up for the paycheck
>fernando tested positive jr.
>>154578733Holy fuck that’s embarrassing as hell
>>154578746I don’t think so, but Freddie probably has mixed feelings that his replacement is just as good as he is
>>154578733>>154578741LMAO
>>154578757kek seethe bitch
rent free doyerpacos kek
What inning does my boy Kim come in?
>>154578733
>doyerpacos post more about the Padres than their own teamKEK
kek elliotrodger maker is melting down
>>154578733Now this is poodresing
>>154578733>August 2026Welcome Fernando Tatis Jr. to the Washington Nationals
nice fuckin play jarvis
lil jimmy making plays
jarvis, take a speccy
>teo moves back leg to dodge ball>hits front leg insteadDODGERSand what a catch by that jarvis guy
holy shit jarvis
kyle fucker robbed
>>154578802kys
>>154578733hooooooooooly kwab
>>154578802i want to fuck her titsgo dodgers btw
lil jimmy's 2nd big league game. he's going to hit a dinger
Fun fact: the Poodres have only won one game in these City Connect unis.
>>154578829Anytime Tucker gets stopped it makes me happy. I really don’t want this bum in my dodgers line up
>fernando testes jr.
autistic poodrepaco seething kek
>>154578855Just give him a chance
>>154578638they have a fish market
>>154578860>>154578860>testes jr.KEK BECAUSE HE TOOK PEDs
>>154578860>fernando tested positive jr
The Cubs have done it again10-game winning streakthe second of the season
>>154578733Fuckkin' saved
Chihuahuas getting gaped too
>>154578874>fish (((market)))enjoy your toxic metals
>>154578882Let’s reserve judgment until April 55th
>>154578870He’s batting 6th now, slowly making his way to Conforto territory.Can this fucker Sheman throw anything other than meatballs down the middle?
Ohtani will hit fewer than 40 home runs this yearHe'll also fail to earn the CY (lol)Doyers will make the postseason but get bounced by the Cubs in NLCSTwo or more of these predictions will come true. I'm screenshotting my post and /mlb/ should too so we can all point and laugh at the doyerpacos in the offseason
hi
>Padres gave up an inside the park salamijej
>>154578912>Doyers will make the postseason but get bounced by the Cubs in NLCSo kek O KEK
we got too cocky dodgerbros...
>>154578917what up
>>154578912>Doyers will make the postseason but get bounced by the Cubs in NLCSbased...BASED!!!
>>154578917typical cubs fan saving pictures of kids
>>154578912>but get bounced by the Cubs in NLCSI can tell you for sure this one won't be true lol
Dodgers blew a golden opportunity to get out of the inning with a double play
>>154578936I'm female though
was that a beatles song the organist just played?
>>154578952darude - sandstorm
What happened to Fernando Tatis, that nigga sucks lmao
>>154578943ALMOST
>INSIDE THE PARK GRAND SLAMPOODRES KEK
no more brother wars
>>154578915This is /mlb/
>>154578950ywngb>you will never give birth
>>154578919>>154578962How is that even possible in the big leagues
>he/sheehansend this faggot to triple A please
>>154578959he switched hair dewormers
>>154578969I’m a mommy though
my cubbies are on a ten-game winning streak :)
Munetakachuds can’t stop winning
>>154578971>>154578733What's funny is that they could have prevented at least 1 run if Tatis had hustled his fucking ass
DEKE THAT FAGGOT RUNNER @ 1ST
>>154578990Pope Sox are definitely way better than last year but their blowpen has got to be in the Most Horrendous 5
>Torrens hurt by foul ball>Weaver can’t throw warm up pitches>have hitter 0-2>give up single on first pitch after long break T-T
>>154578990Isn't having a Japanese all star exciting?
>>154578950Wrong
>>154578969why would you say that?
>Olshiti thought this bum was supposed to be good?
Raynkees lost that game.
tatis has just given up. that jog to retrieve the ball...
>>154579018bruh you need to upgrade your slop generatorits been 4 years
>>154579022No home runs, no running at all apparently kek
>>154578969kek
Tatis Jr is gonna pull Adrian González, isn't he?
domo :(
>dat throwlil timmy kek
>>154578971Jints had that last year. But it’s because Oracle park sucks
I'm starting to think those Cubbies are for real...
man i really wish this mookie betts guy can make it to the majors one dayhttps://x.com/OKC_comets/status/2052913861393567844
muncysisters...
>>154579022if WAR was a legit stat, that play would be a full -1.0
>>154579044don't worry, andy P, we'll take 'em out
>turdnado ma'am/she jr
>>154579028you're kidding, no way AI has been around for 4 years. They were still fucking up hands and text just a year ago, right...?
is mcgreevy good or just lucky
mookie kekks
Weaver has found his inner dawg
time for >RISPgers
chris sale looks like a civil war re-enactor
Soon
>>154579069Espinal is gonna do some crazy shit to make Roberts rethink sending him back to -A
Braves playing some crazy defense tonight
>>154579073THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
Holy fuck what a catch
singletani
RBIsingletani
rbisingletani
>>154579028Older images have their charm.
RBI-tani
clutchtani
RBItani
OH OH
Finally pigroach has a clutch moment
RBI TANI LETS FUCKING GO
singletani RBItani
RBITANI
Does anyone want to win this game in Arizona??
Ivan Herrera
Does /mlb/ stand up to Jewish hate?
>>154579110>pigroach
Ohtani is the most clutch player in baseball right now
Based loaded in Daygo
>>154579120FUCK KIKES
>Ohtani can no longer hit homers>the best he can hope for is a single or walkgrimLiterally every active Japanese hitter in the majors have passed him in HR count
>>154579011Kek saved
good challenge
>poopdres allowed a little league salamiLmao of course it's the roid monkey in right field
>>154579121He's porky and runs really fast (or used to)
>>154579134Holy based
Morbin Carrol
come onnnnnnn DOUBLE PLAY
Who the fuck is Hurt. Because he's HURTING the Dodgers chances of winning rn
ROJAS DEAD
ABS has made Will Smith a much better catcher. He's always been below average at framing and throwing runners out, good at gunning folks down at home base. But his challenge rate now makes up for his framing.
>>154579134zased...
>>154579157He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.
>putting in kyle hurt with a 1 run lead
>>154579167press f to pay rayspex
welcome to the show ryan
>>154579120Of course I doI unequivocally stand against Jewish hate crimes, war crimes, and crimes against humanity
one more out one more out
How tf are the dodgers 23-14 it feels like they have lost 15 of their last 20
>>154579132status update?
>>154579176heh i see what you did there
>>154579174he's a slob. a mess
>>154579184Jews existing is a crime against humanity
>>154579064I think because he specializes hit that result in defensive field plays (which the Cards are one of the best at), he's playing right into the team's strengths.
You all are gonna help me cook more. What are we eating tonight?
>>154579193jewish accounting
>>154579193Entertainment purposes
>last name is yastremski>is a complete fag with a fag mustachethis should be illegal
>>154579198You guys are too insecure. There's nothing gay about admitting that another guy has a good physique. Doesn't mean you want to fuck them. Just means you're not delusional.
>>154579120I swore an oath.
>POODRES
A week to forget for the Reds honestly 1-9 in last 10 is bad
>>154579212make a beanza
>>154579202They overplayed their hand with Israel so insanely that it's almost unbelievable. Literally the entire world hates them
>>154579227...is this a real pic...?
>>154579229This was probably something you should have expected given the large discrepancy in run differential and wins.
A Comeonian double play.
>>154579227reckon chatskibidi might be racist because it keeps putting the same face on the asian women
>>154579239its fake.
>>154579239no tard, its not a real picture, learn how to detect AI before you get raped by robots
gayves kek
stFd!!wtFbttd!!!
HURTURT
>>154579233You've heard of beans on toast. Now here's beans on crust
Y E A HH U R T
stFd STUPID FUCKA
sit the FUCK down!!!
>>154579260EVERYBODY HURTSSSSS..... SOMETIMESSSS....
>kyle hurt>is perfectly healthybravo manfred
Why does God help baseball players with their at-bats, but not kids getting abused
Braves looked like an unstoppable juggernaut coming into this series and they just got shut down by >HURT<
HOW MANY BLUE SQUARE COMMERCIALS DO I NEED TO SEE?
TAKES A LOTTA PAINNNNN
>>154579236Not the ENTIRE world
>>154579202>Anne Genny>Anti semite GennyDid not think my fellow /mlb/ bros were so based.
Yankees are 1-6 against teams over .500
>>154579120I stand with Israel.
freddie :)
FREDDIE BOMB~~~~~~~~!!!!!!
FREDDIE :)
>>154579273they might get special powers after their suffering
FWEDDIE!
humiliation ritual for the braves
FREDDIE :D
Freddie :)
>my fucking stream is a full min behind 4chan
Freddie Freeman is a dodger btw
THE FREEST MAN IN AMERICA>>154579295GOOD KITTY
F R E D D I E
Oceanside is Dodgers territory.
>letting current year washed Freddie homer off you
Dodgers and M's confirmed for the best teams in baseball.
>>154579292lol
I hate what David Stearns did to my favorite team
>>154579306pop out the video and fast forward it until it's only ten seconds behind. ten is the limit
>>154579306half the genny got free mlb.tv thru tmobile
>>154579325No idea what this pics represents or who that is
>Chris Sale's ERA after this gameThis must be some elaborate conspiracy by Manfred to unironically help Ohtani win the Cy Young
>>154579325I fucked her
>>154579325>>154579340She only likes Asian boys
>>154579325>>154579336>12th mandefinitely a seahawks fan, understandable as they're clearly the best football team
extra slurpings in scottsdale
>>154579325ALONSO WAS RIGHT
>>154579361umm anon they play in phoenix
What made the mets fall off so hard this year?
Umpire trying to rig the game for Vegas
>>154579357I guess that kinda makes up for Seattle being a depressing dump of a city. Kinda
Mets are gonna win!
>>154579361>scottsdalewhat did he mean by this?
My Vientgoat is back :)
mets win
poodrepacos I know we shit on each other all the time in this gennie but I just want to tell you with no malice that your team's worst enemy isn't >our team, it's themselvesI'm not even laughing anymore. I'm astounded
>>154579325Reminder even gooners wear suits
>>154579385>faggests
>>154579398My Mets just do not win in extras so idk man
Shhhhhh
>raffi el diverse
PRRRRRTTTT
>>154579415HE'S THE FATTEST PIECE OF SAUSAGE IN THE MLB
>>154579273>Why does God help baseball players with their at-bats, but not kids getting abusedPut together incredible AB’s and do what they need to in order to push runs across. RBI’s are still a skill.
Bengie!
>>154579414>that greenscreenWould it kill him to hang out with mere mortals for 30 fucking seconds
B U N T
>>154579400it's becoming not very fun to rag on them. but I've always contended that tatis' showboating and hubris is not commensurate with his level of talent and it's really starting to show.
>>154579391but you don't understand, they have nature. Bet there's no nature where you live
>>154579325she should give me jewish children
cant stay awake much longer
Can you guys stop posting webms? My iPhone no longer opens themPls be more inclusive
>>154579430is he okay?
>the internet>on telephones
>>154579433If Tatis wasn't juicing and he was legit he could have been a fun player to watch. Like Machado but fresher. But it turns out the PEDs or lack thereof was the least of his problems. Imagine doing that slow jog in a HOME GAME on Friday night, jesus christ
this red-headed arimathean will klein on a pokeyman adventure each time he takes the moundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAJiO4q-SyE
>>154579448get an android
>>154579468to be fair running hard wouldve made him look gay. its better for his image to have that lackadaisical swagger.
The Mariners have the 3rd best run differential in the AL.
>>154579448we discriminate exclusively against poors like you
I wasn't watching the game but someone said Stammen was fuming pissed. Stammen, if you browse /mlb/ bench Manny and Tatis Jr, have Merrill lead off and Bogey second. And play more Ty France, dude.
klein fucks ya
based klein
POKEMON MON MON MON MON
>>154579468>Imagine doing that slow jog in a HOME GAME on Friday nightthat was aura
>olshit
Klein has probably had the greatest breakout in recent memory. From nameless AAA callup to World Series hero in 4 out of 18 innings of pure torture
My Cubbies will never lose again.
My wife and I are watching the Dodgers and she is 5 white claws deep. She’s ranting against feminism
>>154579552face fuck that bitch
Why are we stretching sale out in may
>>154579552I like it when women are moderate feminists not over the top.
>>154579560they want to beat the dodgers
>>154579552Make her watch an anime show before she sobers up.
>Ryne Stanekgod help us
bros I'm tired
that story the 'tators just told was fucking gay
>>154579580who's tators? WHO'S TATORS PRECIOUS?!
>>154579552take advantage of her
>>154579564It’s not looking good, especially if they could only score one run on he/sheehan
>>154579563KEK KEKKERS
Espinal ain't itAll this talk of who gets sent down when Edman and Mookie come back, Kim or Freeland, when Espinal is by far the weakest link. As far as warm body placeholders go he hasn't had a single moment to endear fans to him
hitting the bong and going to bed,
>>154579563She has recently become red pilled on a lot of things especially Israel. Everytime she notices anything Jewish related, (mixed race commercials, Jewish hate, etc) she flips her shit. It’s pretty funny sometimes. She just found out the history of planned parenthood and brings it up constantly when women brag about abortions.
>>154579593have the barves had a babby schedule so far? I haven't been paying much attention.
GG mets
METS WIN ITTHE METS WIN IT
>>154579606>Everytime she notices anything Jewish related, (mixed race commercials, Jewish hate, etc) she flips her shitTo be fair that's everyone these days that isn't a (((((Evangelical))))) or senile boomer
>>154579570are you magspie?
>>154579606that wife's name? alberta einstein
>>154579603Espinal has to stay up tho, Roberts likes him there. It's probably Kim that will go back to the minors.
>>154579610almost everyone is a babby schedule, there's like 3 or 4 good teams this season.
My Berds!
>>154579606I bet she fucks black guys
>>154579610The braves pitching is fraudulent but the hitting is no joke. The pitching has just been really lucky
>Brock StewartHoly shit I forgot this guy existed
>>154579468I can see why Dodgers superstar always wins back to back division and WS, I have never seen Manny or Tatis Jr clutch up. Meanwhile you got Uncle Freddy and Ohtani just hitting clutch Dingers, fuck even Max Munchies is hitting better than Machudo and Pedtis. Anyways, GG devil birds. We have a primadonna superstar drama going on, and apparently our offense just can't hit, again lol
nu>>154579652>>154579652>>154579652>>154579652
>>154579643Hates them, but thanks for letting everyone know what you watch in your spare time.
>>154579649david vassegh interviewed him before the game today
>>154579664>Ohtani>hitting clutch DingersPick one and only oneFreddie, Teo and occasionally Muncy are the clutch guys
>>154579552I'm impressed your wife watches baseball with you. My wife usually kicks me out the living room so she can watch her Thai dramas or when she does take a passing interest in Doyers game she falls asleep at around the 4th. Thai women really don't like sports
>>154579134
