>Ebanzuke edition.The Grand Sumo tournament for May 2026 starts tomorrow at 08:30 JST.>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dOff-basho /xs/ thread >>>/xs/261447
First for VPN + ABEMA.
2nd for Dan will never become Ozeki again.Screencap this post. I am always 100% right on my predictions.
I have to say I am not feeling much enthusiasm for this bashoHalf the roster is injuredThe only good yokozuna is outIt just feels underwhelming, like a filler tournament
Dan is kill and so is my interest in this tournament.
>>154580373Nobody cares about that pasty faggotHim being out is the only upside
>>154580372>>154580373Sucks how the other hundreds of wrestlers are all injured too so there is no sumo to watch.
>Meanwhile in MongoliaThis is our time!
>>154580422Imagine being born mongolianWhat a nightmare
>>154580422Let's goooooooooo
Reminder that Dan is the one who blew up Onosato's shoulder.
>>154580641What a stupid fucking post
>>154580669It actually was thobeit. Were you not watching sumo last November or something?
>>154580669It's true. Dan literally killed the rising Japanese hope and now the yakuza is going to make him pay dearly for that for the rest of his entire life.
>soon
https://www.stablemasters.ca/15 hours left to get your fantasy sumo picks in.
>retards so stupid they cant even tell whats stupid about their stupid shitpostFucking classic.
>>154580881Ive got, Horse, Atamifuji, Fujinokawa, Asanoyama, and Fujiryoga. Rate it and be harsh.
>>154580934You get six picks tho.
https://kachiclash.com/
>>154581007I forgot my password for this site 4 bashos ago
>>154580987I play kashi for the chance of a free authentic torikumi sheet
It's his time. I know it.
This basho should be dream for Hoshoryu. The only person standing in his way is Kirishima really, and maybe Atamifuji
With Dan being dead Shishi will rise like a big retarded phoenix
>>154580372its open for ura to win it all
>>154581276And Kusano.
>>154581314Never heard of him.
>>154581320He's the new Japanese hope now that Onosato will be forced to intai.
>>154581276I will never doubt Hosh's ability to choke. I'd even give it to Kotoshoho over him.
>>154581276He had the same dream last basho and he still lost. It's hopeless anon. Hosh is bound for at least one dumbass loss to a Maegashitter and according to reports he's getting whipped by Kirishima. That's at least two losses already this basho. He should be thankful Dan isn't gonna compete or else it's gonna be even worse.
I berieve in him.
UPDATED
>>154581565Kakuryu over Chad? Fuck off.
>>154581565Isn't chicken-legs stuck in juryo forever?
>>154581583He's trending in the right direction, he's just not moving very fast.
>sitting out as a probation ozekiI guess it's really a serious injury then, since at best you're gonna get your special sekiwake status next basho, but you're falling out of the rank regardless.But I'm surprised he didn't dip halfway through last one. Once the rope dream was over, just leave. You tried salvaging the 8-7, failed and only fucked up the injury more
>>154581733This is a new (ankle) injury, Anon. It wouldn't really have mattered.
>>154581749How new? I thought that was something he got early in the last basho
>>154581757Three days ago.
>Grandson, it is time for you to make good on your vow!
>>154582242Damn, current Zak looks nothing like him except for the face. Who gave him the quad tits genes? Kotonowaka or Kotozakura?
>>154582242This guy didn't rope until he was in his 30s so Zak can sit comfy at ozeki for a while yet
>>154582860The face is from gramps, the body is from dad, the tits are from mom (I assume).
>>261580>Shurai, look! They are doubting me winning this basho.
>be Kisenosato>build stable in bumfuck nowhere Ibaraki (2 hours away from Tokyo)>stable income depens on ONE (1) sekitori. Not like you have any other good rikishi. >said sekitori has the injury that made you retire>force him to continue to fight>only now pull him out and MAYBE have him get surgery to MAYBE fix his issue. What is his problem?
>>154582931are these his hokuto no ken kesho mawashi?
>>154582931>ONE (1) sekitoriFuck you too, Doitsu.
>>154582949Yes
>>154582981holy...aura
>Onosato out>Dan is out AND demotedI thought ozeki could sit out a tourney for injury?
>>154583002it still counts as a losing score so he has to get a winning score next basho or as is in case of dan because he had a losing score in march, it cements his demotion to sekiwake
>>154582931Kisenosato is one giant failure, just like his idol Raoh. Lmao
>>154583002He had a losing record last basho, if he gets a losing record again for not competing in this basho (which he will) then he gets demoted.
>>154583026>it cements his demotionUnless he gets 10 wins in July, of course.
>>154583002No, he gets one basho where he can keep his record with a losing record. That was last basho. This one he NEEDED to post a winning record or be demoted to sekiwake. Next basho, he CAN return to Ozeki if he posts 10 wins.
>>154583030don't talk shit about Raoh
>>154583059He was failure, admit it. No matter how cool and how much other characters and story wanked him , he was a failure.
I miss him
>>154581733>>154581757Happened in the past few days in stables training
This tournament's bingo card!https://bingobaker.com/#69feaa7d0c30678f
>>154581007I've got Horse, Tomato, Oho, Fujiseiun, and Grug. This is gonna be a tough one...
He will win.
>>154581605>The Kotozakura of Juryo
>>154581757Day 4 of the last basho Churanoumi landed on his foot while his foot was on the tawara and fucked up one of Dan's toes. That's why he shat the bed. This ankle thing happened a few days ago while training at Arashio with the Wakas and Fuji. You can thank Wakamotoharu specifically.
>>154583041My aryan king can pull it off, I'm certain of it.
Only 3 modern Ozeki lost their rank immediately in their first 2-3 bashos (Theres also yokozuna Mienoumi but I don't know how to setup the query to count him in too for the screenshot) and they all bounced back. Dan will be fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WH6lry1YvsGet some last sloppa in you before the basho.>Booze>Geisha>ChankoThey truly have it all.
>datasumo>looks inside>the entire channel is automated including speech
>>154580033This'll be my first basho!The highest ranks are on at 9 AM for me. That's what we're all watching right? Or does kino happen at the lower ranks too?
>>154580436yeah where's the shit in the streets and the screeching blue-haired landwhales?also no McSlop??? truly a nightmare...
>>154587306If you bother watching low rankers you're basically gonna spend hours waiting around for>Koga>Asahifuji>Nabatame>WakanofujiAnd as much as I'm going to enjoy Asahifuji bodying another seven useless fatsos I ain't waking up early for that.
>>154587426Thought so. Where can we watch live, btw?
>>154586803>the Euro Truck Simulator mirror
>>154587546Check the links in OP
>>154587546Various restreamers on Youtube who are much easier to find if you can type in Japanese. There is also and may Allah forgive me for saying this but Midnightsumo on Twitch. He's fine as a starting point. After a while you tune out his 10 minute rants about the 2 minute old Russian account he just banned.
>>154587306I watched a lot of lower division when I first got into sumo but now I only watch makuuchiit's just so time-consuming and there's essentially nobody to talk to about it
>>154587600Is Onosato's injury a result of his awful dohyo-iri form? Would the evil spirits really go that far?
>>154587628>awfulI do not agree with this characterization. You're wrong.
>>154587648Having your feet together in the squat like that will make it much easier to bear the weight of your tsuna. Evil spirits don't take kindly to corner cutting.
>>154580119why does dan make people so butthurt?he's ok, but hardly the goat or worst ever people make him out to be>>154581303my predictions in decreasing hopium>ura zensho>zakura yusho>kirishima yusho>takayasu double digit kk>everything elsealso i hope kotoshoho gets mknot racist, just don't like em
>>154587686Because his fans are insufferable brown-nosing zealots
>>154586803>protection of shiganosuke
>>154587426>spend hours waiting around for
>>154587426yeah, low rankers are not interesting except the meme sloppa boys and makushita joi but you can rewatch that on natto
>>154587686you think zak has a better chance than kiri?
For the EU folks, the fights are 1 hour later in the summer right?
>>154588700Ask me again in 12 hours.
>>154588700Lower division starts in 4 to 4.5 hours from this post. Juryo starts around 6 hours after that. Makuuchi starts about 1 to 1.5 hours after that.
Niggatame bros he has no match tonight we’ll have to wait till tomorrow for sumo to really start
Reminder that the very first Ozumo match of the year was Asahifuji, and that by year's end he'll be a sekitori and possibly in Makuuchi.
>>154587648>I do not agree with this characterization.
>>154588983Wow is that...is that a...stumble? Oh my science! I can't BELIEVE a guy STUMBLED ONE TIME
>>154588983The only thing this webm is missing is Kisenosato in the background wincing.
>h-h-here's how hoshoryu can still win
>>154588999Science has no answer for his cursed soul.
>>154589046>NovemberJY, denied by Dan.>SeptemberJY, denied by Sato.>MayJY, denied by Sato.He'll win because there's no one left alive to contend, provided the gyojis actually bother calling mattas this time.
Danfags...we lost...
I think Hosh's biggest obstacle is himself. He has the capability to beat anyone on the dohyo but he tends to crack under pressure. I also feel he is a bit too relaxed and yet too tense at the same time. If he could just channel the ferocity and warrior spirit of Uncle, he could be great.
>>154589189I love seeing Hosh pull off backwards knee drops, that shit smacks of Uncle. Also there was that time he threw WTK so hard he flipped him over onto his ass.
Congratulations to the May 2026 Tournament winner Hoshoryu!
>>154587686It's pretty much entirely a reaction to the danfaggot, aonishiki himself has never said or done anything publicly to suggest he's arrogant or not taking sumo seriously.
What if Takayasu wins
>>154589240Honestly this basho is him being thrown a softball. If he doesn't win this he's never getting his 3rd yusho. Like bro his greatest threats are Kirishima and Kotozakura (forma de Nov '24).
>>154589364He and kirishima are pretty close head to head albeit
https://www.stablemasters.ca/Just 2 hours left to get those fantasy picks in boys.
>>154589357Hosh vs Takayasu playoffBook it
they need ozempic
>>154590263>On his 10th try Takayasu finally wins a yusho>Immediately intais>Every geriatric holding onto a kabu is slobbing on his knob to hand it over to him>Hakkaku retires early so that Takayasu can become nuHakkaku
Damn, I just realised that last basho was the first time we had two 'zunas and two 'zekis in years, and now we don't get to do that again.
>>154591337Why are modern rikishi so fragileThis never happened with previous generations
>>154591907Previous generations were allowed to take a basho off if they were injured and preserve their rank, from 1972 to 2003. Modern rikishi also have godawful terrible weightlifting form because they're just looking at shitty YouTube videos instead of getting proper coaching, which is fucking them up. Traditional sumo exercises were intentionally developed to be relatively low impact specifically to prevent major injuries.
>>154591907Harumafuji reached Ozeki with a bench press of 80kg.
>>154592000Random lifting videos on Youtube are fine as far as form is concerned. If they aren't following them that just means the rikishi is a retarded dumbass.
>>154587306>does kino happen at the lower ranksDamn right it does.
>>154587319>no McSlop
>>154588206He's putting on weight and fighting on his highest rank. I like his brand.
>>154589404Buy an ad
>>154592324They're fine if you're doing things casually and have time to take it easy if your muscles and joints start hurting, but if you're a professional athlete you need proper coaching or you will fuck yourself up. You get what you pay for.
>>154592410You can literally see the color of their cities and land from space. I wouldnt wish my worst enemy to live in mongolia
>>154591907Previous generations were match fixing and going easy on each other a lot more than today.
Did that anon from /xs/ ever make that bingo board?
Are you people allergic to ctrl+f?
>>154593218It wasnt that widespreadCertainly not enough to produce an effect like that
>>154593218>going easy on each other a lot more than today
>>154593251>>154584300
>>154593275AA--AAAA---AAACHOOO!!
>>154593278I guess today's rikishi are just magically more fragile for no reason then
>>154593502Its probably the fault of jews and women somehow
Oho, please do something this basho.
>>154593572Oho will turn in an 8-7 record, you're welcome.
>>154592483>Ikazuchigger is putting on odor and wafting on his highest rank"Rank" describes a smell that is strongly offensive, foul, or rancid. It often signifies disgusting odors associated with decay, corruption, or intense mustiness, such as "rank garbage" or "rank sweat". It is an adjective used to describe something profoundly gross or repulsive to the senses.
>>154593275iphonecancer is
>>1545935728 win streak and then he'll be hit by a bicycle and have to kyujo
>>154593572Oho is on too many Kachiclash picks, it's over.
>>154581565>Tio fuera de twitterSensible chuckle
>No Moriura on the first daywhy even live
alrihere we are thenall the lads
Ichiyamaphotobomber.
Been watching the last couple years on boomer cable tv but for whatever reason I see xfinity parted ways with NHK World … shit ….. anyway something tells me it’s mitakeumis time
>>154594359... Are you some sort of time traveler? You know it's 2026, right?
>DanDon't You KnowThat You AreA Shooting Star
Is abema looking better or am I just coping?
>>154594359Anything thats not an intai will surprise me coming from Mitakeumi
>>154594440I can't see a difference.
>>154594440I do notice as well.
>>154594440Whoever does the settings on their wide camera didn't fuck up today, it seems. It'll probably go back to the usual in a few hours.
>>154594440sharper to me too. Nice.
5 hours left to get your kachi clash team picked.
>>154587243its an actual guy who sounds like a bot
https://bashopicks.com/Just found this site, looks new but pretty well made.
>>154595079Buy an ad
>>154595180Buy an ad
>>154595943https://4chan.org/advertise
... what did they mean by this?
>>154596183I presume mother's day
>>154596235But I don't want him to be my mom.
>>154596265TOO BAD.
CAUSE THE JOBBERS, BARBARIANS AND THOSE WHO ARE HOSTILE TO THE HENKAS TO BE REDUCED TO DUST, LIKE DRY GRASS CONSUMED IN A FIERY BLAZE! SWIFTLY BRING ABOUT THEIR ERADICATION, THEIR ANNIHILATION, WE PRAY!
>>154598059HIS NAME... IS ABI
Go for the neck.
>>154594722high functioning autistics are the most unfairly discriminated against group on earth
>>154598180Cool it...
>>154587686idk, but my mom really likes him.
its been so long since the last bashobut the wait is over
We're about to see Kotoshoho's 2nd yusho
who are we betting on today sumosisters?
>>154598180Unironically this.>>154598853Unironically this.
>>154598994Hoshoryu
>>154598994Koto...zakura...
ura yusho
>>154599556
>>154582975shirokuma is based
>no Aonishiki>no OnosatoMickey Mouse basho
>>154599929>>154599556Zak's Yokozuna run starts tonight.
>>154600368dan sucks bro
>Wakamiyabi vs Omori
>>154600786fact check: false FUCK YOU
>>154600786>yusho twice in a row>have one basho where he's injured and underperforms>now the narrative is that he sucksMakes no sense. I'm also a newfag and have only been following since November so I don't really understand why he's being demoted when Kotozakura has jobbed every basho I've watched so far and he gets to keep his rank.
Aw....
Thoughts?
>>154601091Because Kotozakura hasn't had two losing records in a row. In fact, he's only had one make-koshi since making ozeki 2 years ago. That's not jobbing. He had double digits last basho for fuck's sake.
>>154601118Good size. We'll see.
>>154601118Call me when he makes makuuchi
>>154601091He's being demoted due to getting a losing record last basho and going kadoban as a result, which is basically a safeguard against instant demotion that Ozeki get, and is now guaranteed to demote to Sekiwake next basho due to sitting out.Despite how much of a 'jobber' zak seems to be, the last losing record he's had was in january of 2025.
>>154601091retard
>>154601354No need for that. He admitted he was a newfag.
>>154601118Future yokozuna
>>154600368The whaito piggu hit his ceiling, so did Kisenosato mk2
>>154601410sorry
>>154601091Alright, since you're still somewhat new to the sport, some further explanations may be in order. Zak is actually a very humble individual who keeps balance both for his record and for the basho in general so that everyone wins in the end. He saves up every win above KK so that once he hits 33, he can turn them in to the JSA in exchange for two 15-0 records that propel him to yokozunaship, upon reaching which he immediately retires, inherits the leadership of his stable and gets plastic surgery that cuts the number of his tits in half.> source?ethical, clean, ecologically conscious
>>154602052acktually zak would get implants as every pair of tetas powers him up. so once he becomes 'zuna he will have 6 tetas and become unstoppable...
Welp, I thought the last basho started a week later than it actually did so I was playing catch-up basically the entire time. I won't be making that mistake again.
>>154602292Rumors say that Aoiyama purposefully retired from competition so Kotozakura wouldn't try to steal his combat mammaries
Sekitori Enho has appearedfinally back in the oichonmage
juryo has begun
Enho with pink mawashi. GAY!
Decisive manlet victory
Yay Enho
Man he is pleasantly round
Qrd on Enho? Why are people all hype about him?
>>154604121he is very smol
Great save at the tawara to grab a winOkaryu is /ourguy/
>>154604121Hakuho disciple, former top division guy, got hurt, dropped all the way to the bottom and has been climbing his way back for a while now trying to earn his elder stock. Also, he's smol.
>>154604132Not my guy. Nope.
>>154604121cuz of dis
>>154604139Yes, your guy. Yes.
>>154604145I think he looks gay.
Always a shame when a fierce fight ends with a slip
>>154604160There are no gay sumo wrestlers. It is a 100% heterosexual sport and that includes all fans.
>>154604121It's the first time in history a second highest division champ gets demoted to the lowest division possible and manages to climb back to salaried ranks, and that's after breaking his neck. Ura and Terunofuji somewhat did the same thing, but they had to restart from the second lowest instead.
>Hitoshi
>>154604169TIL I'm not gay :)
>>154604198That's right, anon. You were just abused as a child.
>>154604218Pedo
>>154604237Are you retarded or something
Go back.
>>154604179What the hell was his problem?
>>154604179do you think the other sumo wrestlers held him down and raped him back at the stable for pulling a stunt like that?
>>154604289He wasn't looking and the Shinpan said something to him. lol
Nishonoseki's ONE (1) sekitori just won.
A victory for the non-existent sekitori
Fuck yeah, shirokuma
We love Kumajiro
>>154604392is it possible to buy the yobidashi outfits anywhere? The top looks like a plain karate gi but the bottom is like hakama with the sides cut off, where would you even find that? I want to larp
>>154604409>is it possible to buy the yobidashi outfits anywhere?Ryogoku, likely.
KAZUMAAAAAAKAZUMAAAAAA
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
what was that lol? hakkaku casted a curse to make his sole sekitori win?
Good defense, Kyokukaiyu!
Horse looks nervous
>>154604545Hakakku doesnt have anyone else left to bully
>>154604545It's because if he fumbles this easiest yusho of his life than he is actually the most dogshit yokozuna we've since the late 90s
Thats what Takkers should always look like
>>154604614comin' to fuck your bitch type walk
>>154604616chicken-legs won't ever make it out of juryo.
>>154604624He already did and won a yusho while he was at it
>>154604641Fluke.Won't ever happen again.
>>154600368filler basho, can't wait for the beach episode
>our retard
shishi was always the better ukrainian
>>154604660Fact
Kirishima looking good.
Hakunofuji still getting a good cheer despite recent events
YOISHOOOO!!!
Hoshs dohyo iri has improved enormously from his initial efforts Quite good now
>>154600429Kotozakura, the Wrench-Thrower
Member when Ohnoshito fucked up his dohyoiri kek that was funny
Damn, Dan doesn't get to see his portrait unveiled
>>154604763I never cared. Its not funny and your trolling is pitiful and stupid.
>aonishiki gets portrait or some shit>abema doesn't even show itwow tell us how you really feel abema
Ran away from the war, ran away from the rope...
LET'S GO!!!!!!!!
>>154604783They can't afford the camera angle.
The portrait raising music is like something from a JRPG when you pick up a new item
>>154604783They might show it on NHK feeds, but the cheap fucks at Abema NEVER seem to do it...
Is he getting a flower ready for his hostess?
>>154604783The feet on the portrait are too small to catch the interest of Abema's degenerate cameramen
>>154604783nhk showed it. nhk wins again
>>154604833alright share an nhk stream
>>154604843sent. check your dms
>>154604843VPN+ABEMA
>>154604843I have a pee stream for you>unzips
154604847
>>154604843kick(.)com/s0desune
>>154604833NHK is pure garbage.
>>154604862delete your post. now.
>>154604866why?
>>154604843https://www.twitch.tv/midnightsumo
>>154604872The sumo cops are watching!!!!!!!!
>>154604878that guys a faaaagggggg
>>154604878
>>154604872"they" monitor this thread...
>>154604872Don't listen to the tards
fuck ryuden all my homies hate ryuden
Ok Fujiryoga winning on the belt even against someone like geriatric Ryuden is huge.
>>154604899>fuck ryuden all my homies hate ryudenhe had an affair and forced the chick he fucked that wasn't his wife to abort it, not exactly a likeable guy
>>154604878>midnightsumo>"my boy!">plays music befor a boutthat guy is seriously a faggit
You've never met Ryuden's wife. Don't rush to judgement.
>>154604899ryuden is based
Monkey power
>>154604921if you marry a woman because you're too eager and she's a major fuckup it's not her fault because it's a woman's nature to be retarded. The fault is on the man for choosing a retarded woman to marry.
>>154604911He didn't "force" her to do anything, she did it herself.
>>154604972But anon, they're ALL retards.
>>154604992
>>154604899>nooooo you cannot fuck your fans and force them to murder a baby!>>>/r/eddit
>>154604972But if all women's nature is to be retarded, how do you choose a not-retarded woman to marry?
>>154604972You sound like a woman then.
>needs 12 more wins to tie Aminishiki for 7th place in all time wins
Greatest Sekiwake ever.
>>154605004You don't. You learn and apply tard wrangling skills.
>>154605028Hasn't been the same since his father died...
>>154604911>implying women need to be forced to get abortions Its just a fun hobby for them Get a load blown insideGet an abortionRinse and repeat
>>154605060You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>154605036this poster knows.
>>154605060Yeah?
koto fucking a hole
Good match
I believe in the Eihou, sanyaku soon
my retard
webm anon?
>>154605088he got bullied last basho and committed seppuku...
>>154605088he got bullied by the "buy an ad" retard and left us...
Good start.
>>154605060>can't go anywhere in the white western world without hearing the ghostly cries of some murdered child screaming from the womb of so many graveyard pussy having bitches
And I am reminded yet again why I stopped posting here Everything is more enjoyable without you cunts
>>154605106cry more fag
>>154605102Sounds like a you problem.
>>154605106No one's keeping you here, faggot.
tomatozan
goddammit shishi
>SAY!>MY!>NAME!
why is kinbozos face all red? is he abusing asthma inhalers?
More like Yoshishi-Hashi
>>154605106Ok, dont let the door hit you on the ass on the way out
>>154605120MARVEL!
>>154605066It is a bad thing since they could have used:1. IUD2. Diaphragm3. Condom4. Abstinence5. Rhythm method6. Birth control pillsBut no. We live in a society of murdering whores.
>>154605112>a ghostly infant cries off in the distance
>>154605106yeah, you're better off elsewhere.
>>154605130go outside
>>154605130Go blow Jesus somewhere else, retard.
>>154605140Take your meds, that was a bird.
>>154605106
>>154605106Maybe reddit is more your speed?
Alcies out
Ura STRONG
Beast of Reiw-ACK
>>154605148Sure, Lucifer. Sure.
I've seen enough. Ura yusho.
>>154605148>Jesuswut
>just straight blasted him outVery nice.
>>154605168Hail, Satan!
10000th Maegashira 10 Ochiahonofuji>The Beast of Reiwa Era>the Women Abuser>the Predator>Terunofuji Bane>Mongolian Joker>The Mummy>Glass Shoulder>DONT!>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
>>154605170This. They should just give it to him now to avoid his opponents getting injured.
>>154605186lmao
>american flag complaining about what other people do with their bodiesevery single time faggot shut the fuck up and stop shitting up the thread
>>154605205you are just as guilty but too stupid to see it
>>154605205>could have a sense of humor and just shitpost>has to cry like a bitch insteadMany such cases.
>>154605221Sir, this is a sumo thread.
>>154605228look another retard. dont (you) off topics and they wont keep posting. simple stuff here guys
Asanoyama seemed a bit angry there...
>>154605186> WOMEN BEWARE, YOU'RE IN FOR A SCARE
>>154605221>>>/pol/
>>154605242see>>154605237
Evil spirit bros. We FEAST this basho.
My name is Abi!
>>154605247>>>/mlp/
>>154605261thanks for your concession
>>154605264What do you think you're doing right now?
>>154605271he's winning the argument because your dumb ass keeps replying, who do you want to win the next match fagola?
>>154605271pretty obvious, no?
MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK THIS ASAKORYU TACHIAI SPIFFY WAS RIGHT
TRIPPLE MATTA
someone teach this manlet to calm down
Eager manlet!
>>154605283>He's winning because he keeps getting me to keep posting by also posting himself. That makes sense. The horse. ... but he lost
Fuck Oshoma
>>154605293Haven't seen one of those in a year, I think!
>>154605289Not really.
UMMMMM HIS LEFT HAND WASNT DOWN!
>>154605307It never is. Deal with it.
>matta tri-fectaA bit much.
>>154605306I know and that's because you are really, really stupid
>>154605313And yet you persist.
imagine if murray was commentating that bout kek he'd be seething
>so you don't have to worry, worry...
>>154605314at calling you stupid? yes. no more (you)s for dumdum
>I am the Great Red Manlet and you tachicucked me 3 times...
>>154605319>no more (you)NOW you're getting the idea.
>>154580881RIP ig
>>154605326>Do you see?
What’s a good alternative to Sumodb?
>>154605326DO YOU SEE?
>>154605335There isn't one. You just have to suffer through it.
>>154605317so if they pronounce "mirai for earth" as earsu and the company calls itself "mirarsu" why is it turned into th? It's like how they changed the localized "aeris" into "aerith" it sounds fucking retarded or like the reader has a hare lip, why not just end it with "su"?
>>154605335If you just want to follow today's torikumi, the JSA website will do.
Chiyoshoma has a "I get rimmed by lolis" phenotype
>>154605317LIFE IS A TREASURE
>>154605333>>154605340>Do you see? Do you see my fucking hand touching the ground?>Yes, oh yes i see...
>>154605335https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/for following along w/ live results (it's actually slightly faster than sumodb)no alternative for sumodb's query system and shiz though
>>154605346Probably because gaijin would overpronounce it as "soo" when really you're just touching the "s".
>>154605328That was clearly his point from the start. That anon is right about you being stupid.
>>154605335sumostats.com is a new one
>>154605346No clue. Language spelling is fucky like that...
>>154605373then end it with "S"? it's not 1945, people speak both languages, why is this so fucking hard today? I'm not picking on you I'm just like, screaming into the void, it's so fucking dumb
>>154605379I know it was his point. My point is you don't put out a fire with more fire.
>>154605359I thought foreign entities could not sponsor the bouts
>>154605359Disgusting. Mutts will have them singing their national anthem for them before long if they are already making them display US banners.
>>154605359das rite we run this shit
>>154605386I don't see the issue. They just pronounce it odd because of their manner of speech. It's not like they would correct you for saying Mirarth.
>grab Shodai balls at tachiai>destroy his left ball>push>win>"Nothing personnel, Ozekiddo..."
>>154605291>>154605293>>154605307>muh heckin matta>this is breaking the sport!skill issue
>>154605395As far as I know it's just individuals who can't sponsor fights. I guess they consider the "America 250" thing a company of sorts?
>>154605335I'm watching LeoDickinsonSumo on youtube, I found out about these guys literally this morning and they're great. I started my search after 5 minutes of MidnightSumo, couldnt stand the ads and the constant "thank you faggot69 for the sub".
>press w>win
>>154605429Its from the US Embassy, so it makes sense.
>>154605440avoidingthehenka on kick
>>154605335https://sumostats.com/
>>154605440VPN + ABEMA
>>154605440I think Kongo or whatever his name is is too much but when it's just Leo it's my favorite.
>>154605440Leo is fine, but he does have an annoying voice.I'm switching between him and ATH as the mood strikes.
>>154605361Not gonna lie, but that one just doesn't work for me, brother.
>>154605444*distant Onosato sighing*
>>154605460>Kongo or whatever his name is
BULL
>>154605454>>154605459but I want english commentary
>>154605475...pic unrelated?
>>154605490I think NHK is the only lot that uses Engrish speakers.
>Oho>No shit colored belt>I feel hope>losesIt's my fault that I had hope.
>>154605490NMGI
>>154605496Pic is Kongō in 1975.
The Henka Brothers
>>154605490>but I want english commentaryon the last day NHK world does the last half of the top leagues in english or you can use sodesune on kick as posted earlier, but it really doesn't add anything.
That wasnt even a Henka, Hiradog charged too hard
>>154605500ohno
>>154605361This line popped up in my head as WTK henka'd. It was hilarious.
>Press W>Lost
>>154605510Wakawakawaka!
>>154605497>>154605511but I want it live
>Yoshinofuji (forma de proper haircut)
>>154605522the kick stream and NHK on the final day are both live. I don't know what else you're asking for.
>>154605505And the guy whoe comes on Leo's stream sometimes is not him, is some other guy whos name sounds similar.
>four-eyed army behind Kirishima
YOSHINOFUJI WITH AN OICHO
>>154605534Of course not, he died in 2014. But know you know about Kongō.
>>154605522Nah, just go with Abema and pick up on the myriad of "so desu ne", "so desu ka", and "tachiai desu"...
DAMN.... that was close.
that was clear as day are these shimpan retarded?
>>154605547They all have different angles THOUGH
>>154605547oh im retarded i thought gunbai was to kusano
>>154605547lol, you are.
this is racism against fishlippers
Did Kotoshoho flip off Yoshinofuji? LMAO
Dead body rule only applies to Onosato's opponents and Dan.
why is this kotoshoho sekiwake?
>>154605565and you. You are dead body.
>senile gyoji knew who won but forgot which side he was on in the dohyo
>>154605532nah imma stick with Leo, these guys are live, in English, and dont have ads or donations
>>154605568Because Wakatakakage didn't finish the basho.
>>154605568He had a good basho in March.
>>154605571>, in EnglishYou will change; we all start off on English streams. Abema and VPN is the way to go
Atamin...
>>154605490> But there's way too much information to decode the action. You get used to it. I… I don't even see the overlay. All I see is debuts, tribulations, hopes crushed.
CURSED
>>154605578You learned jap?
Please let this be Ichiyamamoto's basho. Just give him ONE
>>154605580kek good one. datasumo still sucks though
Man don't start off like this....
>Ichy Yamamotod that ass...
>>154605585I genuinely do not understand the datasumo hate, the fucker isn't AI though.
>>154605583>You learned jap?Some of it, yes. You'll pick up on the sumo terms, and the rest doesn't really matter.
>>154605583it's not hard to learn the basic terms and listen for them. Further, in a lot of the japanese on screen stuff they use what's called "furigana" for kanji which is where they show the hiragana pronunciations of the names next to the kanji names so you can read who's up next. Hiragana and katakana take only a couple weeks at most to learn, it's like the alphabet but each character is a syllable instead.
Oh, a cutie in the front row. White, cropped t-shirt. Could see some belly. Nice. You could see her as Ichiyamamoto was getting ready to leave
>>154605580KEK
>>154605583... hai. Arigato desu. Sumo wa tanoshii desu. Sou desu ne? Desu.
Atamin calming down my delusions that this is his yusho early
>>154605599I've found my wife. Now I just need to check how retarded she is.
And as we watch Hosh walk in, you can hear the clown music getting louder in the background....
>>154605612Why? Is Aonishiki back there?
good and quick fight
KiriSHITma back to back yusho. Calling it now. Yokozuna this year when OnoSHITo retires from his injury.
>>154605609He will force a playoff with ura and lose. I have seen it
how to filter blank-SHIT-blank?
Kirishima keeps winning with these high wire acts.
>>154605619Would be a great comeback story for him.
77th Yokozuna Kirishima>the last Mongolian Yokozuna>Harumafuji reincarnated>the Fat Reaper>the Counter-Nephew>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
>>154605626/shit/i should do it...
>>154605610It's always fun to look for cuties in the background during bashos. They are fleeting respites amongst the morbid obesity and homoeroticism
...> ...> ...> ...> *tumbleweed rolling*> ...> ...> ...> *crickets*> ...> ...
<3 Zak
>>154605626just stop caring, some people don't like the same guys I like either.
>Z-ACK!
who's that in the hallway looking at kotozakura?
>>154605626>>154605639i got an ai to spit me this out/\b\w*SHIT\w*\b/it doesnt filter regular words like bullshit
get rekt, fattie
>>154605659Your mom.
KINOOO
FujinobashoforKotozakura
MANLET FOR THE FUCKING WIN
> BLASTOFF CONFIRMED. REACHING OUTER ATMOSPHERE...
How is this guy still ozeki?
Kotozakura needs to grow a third pair of tits in order to level up.
That motherfucker was angry. Acted like Zak owed him money.
Dont fuck up horse
>>154605626what is this anon talking about
>>154605656It's not even about liking a guy, he just does it to everybody and brings nothing to the discussion
>>154605678He wins more often than he loses.
>first match against TakayasuUh-oh
get ready for le epic heckin' staredown!
God please henka it'd be so funny
Be sure to get your "Hosh lost" pics and shitposts ready folks.
>>154605686Don't worry about it, newfriend.
>>154605691He's won the last 5. We'll see.
Hoshoryu isn't going to lose this. He's beaten Takayasu 5 times in a row.
>>154605700but it's not a kinboshi, what's the point? takayasu is an honorable foe
>believing in TakayasuNope. That way leads to the path of sadness.
>>154605686people putting SHIT in the middle of names>>154604763>>154605619>>154604763
The fuck was that a Jeet in the audience ?
SHUUU SHUUU SHUUU
>>154605694Lol
getting spicy
Abema editors came prepared for that.
Goku vs Vegeta (overweight)
>>154605721looked like someordinaryjeet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It was a good basho, see you guys in july
based showmenBEAR-SAN
>Kirishima and his gaggle of clowns
PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAhe killed him omg
>>154605700>>154605707>>154605711>AAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!
really? Evil spirits win
That looked fucking painful. Honorable foe my ass.
P A P A
Papa Inuyasha'd his ass
>>154605705>>154605707Hoh hoh
He seriously ack-ed on day ONE!!???
of fucking course
>oh shit i lost this bout in my layup basho>uuuuuuuuuh AAAAIIIEIEEEE MY HAMSTRING!kek embarrassing
clown basho
they let anyone in these days..
>that lone zabuton flying
Man we're in cursed era right now
UPDOWNTOUCH THE GROUND
A short but thick match. Was the guy who touched the ground with his hand a yokozuna?
That looked like a groin maybe? Fuck...
Dude can't walk properly, it's fucking over..
he can't even walk
Takayasu yusho. It's going to happen.
>wheelchairedITS OVER
BELIVERS!!!Where ARE YOU???
>onosato refuses surgery>dan's foot exploded>hosh has owies in leg sumo is dead
Hamstring status: pulled
Takayasu got off early in the tachiai didn't he?
did he died
>>154605758Not just a Yokozuna, the greatest Yokozuna in modern history
>>154605764Someone post the clip of horse getting pulled out by wheel chair pls
>Takayasu legendary zensho yusho is realBROS?!?!
>>154605770Yeah they should rematch.
>>154605770Yeah, he must have watched Spiffy's video. He emulated Fujinokawa perfectly.
>>154605765No! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!
>so anyways I pulled him down and he never got back up!
On the bright side, there won't be any kinboshi printed this basho....
In for some real clown shit if Kiri doesn't just run away with it
>>154605760It's either groin or hammy. Either way dude is fucked. He'll probably try to fight tomorrow though due to him being the lone Zuna plus the pressure on him to win a Zuna basho. So congrats to Fujinokawa on another kinboshi
>>154605775Well shit, looks like he pulled his groin
>>154605793you misspelled Ura
God imagine Hakkaku's face right now.
>>154605779
>>154605803
Call up Danhausen to perform the Yokozuno rituals.
>TOTAL>ZUNA>DESTRUCTIONDamn. We went from "...we might have 3 yokozuna this year" to having ZERO yokozuna in the manner of a couple basho.
Arent there like a billion wrestlers injured for this basho? Seems like the perfect chance for underdogs to shine
>>154605803>Terunofuji... we need you, come back to Yokozuna rank for another 5 years>I swear this is the last time
Fucking wasteland basho.
>>154605820Just three in the top division, afaik
>>154605820Top 3 are proper fucked.
So he looked fucked when his right leg straightened (I think his hand was down at that point) and then Takayasu pushed him straight down on the shoulders to double fuck him. Also, what leg was the leg that was injured before the Jan basho? The one with the torn meniscus? Was it his right one?
>>154605829Well... 3 out of the top 4.
>>154605820Yoshinofuji yusho
>>154605816It'd be kinda funny if Kirishima ended up being the only healthy yokozuna, after everyone wrote him off for being the first of the """new gen""" to lose ozeki.
>>154605821>Actually about that Hakunofuji incident, we've changed your punishment...
>>154605833No, that was the left leg.
Future thread:>>154605838>>154605838>>154605838
>>154592410>>154592672that looks EXACTLY like a view of los angeles
