Dabres Edition>>154659212
>>154663818i wanted an oilers themed thread
>>154663833fuck the oilers
>>154663833Sorry but we’re focusing on playoffs teams now
>>154663821>>>154663786>>Chad German>he's a pussy ass bus ridera fucking German is not meant to lead the Oilers locker room
wonder what the record is for player with the most different coaches in their nhl careermcdavid's had 5(6 soon), eichel's had 7
>>154663858Neither can McDavid. Have you seen his dig in speech? He’s an autistic manchild
Pissy Leon gave the orders to fire Knoblicker
$17,000,000(no refunds)+tip
flames thread was asked for i believe
>>154663862And unlike McMeme Eichel has a cup KWAB
>>154663864that's exactly my point anon, they're cooked bc they're homegrown talent can't lead for shitHyman is a Harvard rich spoiled kid, Bouchard is mega autistic + cross eyed and Nugent Hopkins is a blue collar neanderthal
>wowzers the hockey savant has zero stat points in his speech? shocker!!i bet you want him to play goalie too. retarded ass niggas.
>>154663862Incredible
>>154663879that got guerin a gm of the year nominee
it's up
/iihf/ tomorrow :)
>>154663910He needs to get off the ice. He isnt wearing a helmet
>>154663910I appreciate St Louis and LeCavalier returning home but we really could have used them 20 years ago
>>154663922Barkov is playing, right?
>montreal canada ians
>>154663923gallagher was grandfathered in
>>154663862Barkov has had like 7 or 8 coaches
>>154663934Yep
>>154663879I'd want to kirill myself
pussy ass bitch
NHL Star Evander Kane just revealed during a livestream that Connor McDavid is Still the BEST Player on the Planet… Besides Him >"Connor is just on a Different Level than Everybody Else… It's tough to deny. He does everything. there are other guys in the league I rate but they're all Missing that 10% that Connor Has"
>>154663944Mild gave up after the first period
>>154663961duh, the only person close is mackinnon
>>154663934one more sleep :)
>Vegas getting blamed for Deadmonton firing KnobgobblerLOL
>>154663961someone tell the buck he's not part of the team anymore and he should return the gloves he stole
>>154663990all your posts are in baby talk. Sad!
>>154663981:P
unc squads
>>154664009America is full of zoomer chads
>>154663981>>154663999
We should discuss the Flames
'nuckies dynasty incoming
>>154664060
>>154664064
>mild
New Power Rankings just dropped!!
quit hughes quit after the 1st period
>>154664052But first we need to talk about Finland
>>154663818I can't decide what team to be a fan of. I used to like hockey as a kid in the 90s when I would rollerblade and my parents would take me to hockey classes. But then I moved into the country and there were no more skating rinks the rest of my childhood. I loved Wayne Gretsky who played for the Rangers and I have one of his Oiler jerseys. So I'm torn between Rangers and Oilers. I live in Missouri but honestly the Blues and the Stars, the closest teams, have stupid names. Calgary is my favorite city in Canada but the Flamers is a really gay name. So for me, I think it comes down to Oilers or Rangers.
>>154664078the girlies are gonna love this post
>>154664031mvp
>>154664078>mack truckmacbook mini isn't running over anyone
>>154664052
these hockey girlies are fricking insane man
>>154664078second hand cringe
>>154664109MacKinnon is Crosby's crybaby era stretched through an entire career.
>and with the third pick of the 2026 NHL draft, the Vancouver Canucks are proud to select: Ivar Stenberg, future bust!
>>154664081The Flames need more Finns
>>154664113Most sane mildcuck fangay
>>154664113Imagine how hard she'd fuck you before having a mental breakdown though
>>154664120JEN
>it was 3-1 after two periods>went to bed like a reasonable eastcoaster>turn on /hoc/ for lunch time>mild
>>154664113its so unfair manthat could have been my dick
>IT WAS 3-0AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154664113GIWTWM
>>154664146it's not that funny
>>154664146he knew it was coming
honestly 17 million is nucking futs even with the cap going up that's going to be an awful contract. smart teams with championship pedigree like the blackhawks would never do something like that
>>154664160>that's going to be an awful contractno BECAUSE boldy is on 7m for like 6 more yearsand faber is on 8 mill for like 7 more yearsit's an overpay but it balances
>>154664141hop on over to the boy aquarium and shoot your shot
We’re sending juniors to Skoda Cup while you’re sending top stars. Stay classy
wtf is a boy aquarium? is that what they call seattle or sj's arena? lmao
>>154664178>somebody in anaheim's org was told to make these shirts and give them to girlslmao
>>154664180>bragging about using child labour
>>154664146It’s still funny, Yamato
>>154664160They had no other choice. Kaprizov is a mercenary
>heated rivalry unironically brought out the fujosOof and you guys told me that the NHL is the last real league (and not just run of the mill entertainment like every other pro league).
>>154664195that's private lopez you're replying to
>>154664178by the standards of zoomer cultural trends this isn't so bad
>>154663981Poor guy, our national team coach is his coach in Switzerland now
my sabres finna win the series tonight, they're shortening it to best of 5 so the canes don't get antsy
>assves and canes both got the easiest avenues to their respective conference finalsI can't want for both of them to play an actual real team
>>154664274who are you quoting
>>154664274Let’s not act like the Pacific is brining anything good.It was the most dogshit division this year and LA Kings with 20 loser points managed to get a PlayOff spot.
>>154664274Who is the "real team" in the Pacific? Also do you not know what a 1 seed is?
I’m a sabre now that wild is out
>>154664294>>154664296Quackies and Vegass, cope
>>15466427432 teams only results in shit games
>>154664299a respectable choice but not a wise one
>>154664299What will you be next round?
>>154664334A duck probably. The last hope for a sovl winner
>>154664342you're european what could you possibly know about sovl with regard to the NHL. imagine if I watched the SHL and tried telling you which teams have 'muh heccin sovl' get a grip dude
>nigga said the mickey mouse team is sovllollmao even
>biz says jack is going to minnesota before quinn goes to jerseyuh oh
>>154664342
>>154664350A small minority of players are American too, what do you know
>>154664367what about luke? no one ever talks about him
>>154664274>teams that finish at the top of their respective conferences get rewarded with easier matchupsWow!
>>154664374Sorry you're right
>>154664052>>154663849
>>154663849why is it orange and blue if the islanders aren't in it
>>154664078>team usa>5thso much for being the hockey nation
>>154664446USA isn't a hockey nation but have you seen the roster? Literal dogshit aside from guys like Oliver Moore and Wyatt Kaiser among a few others
>>154664408He's a bust
>>154664408They call him puke poos sometimes
>>154664454only to win again anyways
>>154664464I could see it
What about Jack Hughes instead its Jackin Off Blues and he's sad because he has a small penis and he's chinese
listening to katy perry right now
>>154663818Is that a horse cock?
bros im pretty fuggin' sure the ducks are winning tonight
>>154664529good girl
Bowman when asked if McDavid and Draisaitl will be involved in hiring a new coach.>"We certainly will talk to them. They don't want to be choosing coaches. That isn't their role. They are different than normal players in that they are elite player, and they know the team, but they aren't choosing coaches and they don't have access to how a coach deals with management. They won't be in on the interviews or anything. It is more about their game, but they won't be involved in hiring a new coach."
Bowman on where Oilers are at>"I think we (management) are part to blame for where we are at today. When a team doesn't have success it isn't just the players, or just the coach or just the management. It usually is all parts and that is the case here. There is blame on many, including myself."
Bowman on Knoblauch firing.>"This was a tough decision. We felt he had earned his contract extension based on his first two seasons. After this year, I said we would do an extensive review and when you take the season as a whole, we were just never able to get going...When we performed our analysis we just found we needed a different voice to get where we needed to go."
>>154664492>HAHA>HOLE-LEE-SHITWhat if instead of Pat Maroon, it was Fat Moron, and he goes to Hollywood to become rich and famous?
Bowman on how EDM can improve>"Now our attention turns to speaking to a number of coaches and understand their philosophies and see what they would envision with our team, and the type of players they think could play their system best. And do we have those players or can we acquire them. We won't be changing out a significant part of our roster."
Oilers sucking means we're getting good prospects here in Bakersfield
gms should have to sudoku themselves from the sport if they don't win a cup in 5 seasons
Me on reading those posts>No
>>154664446You lost
Canucks subreddit has been gloating all day.
this bald fuck reeks of NDP voter
Her favorite team?
>>154664655Go back and never return here FAGGOT
>>154664662>rags
>>154664660zero chance
>>154664543I want to believe in the duckies
IRGC Barry Trotz
>>154664680nigga theyre playing at the boy aquarium they aint losing
Institutionalized Quackers, I don’t feel real good…
>>154664662anaheim dicks
>>154664655about what
>>154664662chicago blackcocks
>>154663921My wives
>>154664662Cnaucks because they suck and blow
I love you /hoc/
Knob here. McDavid is a loser. Bowman is a retard. Our fans belong in a zoo. And I get 9.5M to walk out.
glad i dont have to listen to that jeet saying kadri anymore
>>154664802based, we love watching canadian teams get put in the dirt.
>>154664058they went cheap. they have no R and D. no practice facility. All the scouts are pretty much gone. They all have no experience running NHL teams. They still have Aquaman lurking. This shit is doomed.
>>154664767Hughes losing
>>154664808got off the flames bandwagon already?
>>1546648082027 is the year of the Leaf
>>154664767it's confirmed that they're not being complete clueless retards and actually drafting Malhotra instead of Ivar Bustberg
>>154664662Isn't this that unlikable femnazi thot that was in those shitty marvel movies? If so she definitely flicks her bean to celebrini ships and/or roots for the kraken
>>154664818what a bunch of pathetic retards
>>154664848mild did lose tho you have to admit kek
>>154664841he will be the Jake Virtanen of this management group meanwhile Bustburg styles all over everyone with Bedard and all the D turn into top pair bulls.
>>154664800I love you too <3
did gary ever make an official statement about those pwhl players that died to the hanta virus last week?
>>154664156>what do you mean we don't get paid for playoff games
no millenium dillenium
>wins 24th overall pick
Why did the mild do it bros? Why did they just decided to check out in the 3rd when they were up by 3 goals lmao
>>154664871He says he's offering a buy 1 get 1 2% off jersey deal in their honor
>>154664886goes up to 23rd if the Duckies come back and beat VGK
They’re saying Kris Knoblauch would always go into panic mode and ignore analytics and plays from his assistant and powerplay coach, Paul McFarland. That’s why he was fired, along with defense coach Mark Stuart.
>>154664907Cancucks are winning so hard bros
quinn isn't staying in minnesota, but it's not gonna be new jersey either...
>>154664818why are they gloating about it? they played no part.
>>154664910that so? bro must have the best pokerface game on the business, he should reconsider sports
Evander Kane was on neons stream talking about how Canada needs more East Indians and how players like arshdeep bains on Vancouver and Zayne parekh in Calgary are leading the way
does shannon have a kick stream?
>>154664946neon is a gas
>canadians talking about their lust for bbcCmtsu
It's almost Friday!
>>154664938whoever pays him the most. that is who he will go with. then he will Quitt Hughes on them too.
>>154664997who are you quoting?
>>154664946he should come out to some Eagles or PJHL games. Loads of Brown boys slaying at those levels.
>>154664997Mitch here I love bbc and getting blacked>please don’t judge me this is a safe space
>>154665009Canadians
luke hughes has every right to be a villain
for me, Its the Sabres
>>154665027mildcuck still having a meltie lmao
>Canucks hire Manny Malholtra as coach>draft his son Caleb Malholtra with the 3rd pickCan it work or will everyone on the team hate the coaches son even in the big league?
>>154665009>>154664946
>>154665055doesnt brindamours son play on the canes or something
>>154665065You know Kane is packing tho he drives white women mad with his bbc
>>154665065>jeets>bbcsaaaaar
>>154665080and his stories about drinking with his bro Kash. Nothing gets them wetter.
>>154665087i didn't know kane was a jeet
about to start waging :(
>>154664931Maybe he’s the problem
>>154665094hes good friends with one
Indians are bro tier immigrants
>>154665113true he's the trotz of the oilers
>>154665121only if they invite you to their wedding
>>154665113nuge had 10 coaches in 15 seasons
>>154664946When is an nhl player going to go on clavicular’s stream?
>>154665113>>154665124can he make a save?
how nice of gary to give us a friday night off so we can enjoy a dinner out with our girlfriends or wives.
What does hoc do for work ?
>>154665166own business property
>>154665166industry accountant
>>154665166full time porta potty cleaner and part time blackhawks 1st liner
>>154665156Gary wants us to produce the next generation of nhl fans
>>154665166I’m a neet since I graduated highschool in 2018 never worked a job in my life or got my driver’s license or had a girlfriend.
>>154665166zamboni driver
>>154665166Regulatory reporting. I ensure hedge funds file successfully with the government
>>154665156I don't have either of those
>graduated highschool in 2018
>>154665166System admin
>>154665272Then you can go out for pizza with /hoc/
>>154665166Landlord
>>154665290I can't wait! I'll buy the first round of cold ones!
>>154665166Well, I'm tired of coming out on the losin' endSo, honey, last night I met this guy, and I'm gonna do a little favor for him
>the state of hockeyhttps://x.com/Avalanche/status/2054976991523414336
My dream job is to be the penalty box attendant.
>>154665268we must have similar jobs i also work in the legal department of a securities commission.
>>154665355I started in compliance so we have a lot in common
>>154665166Interning at a large sports organization
desu i can't wait for the carolina redditcanes to struggle against my sabies or the habsbeens
>>154663818
>>154665372All this time off is going to ruin the Canes. Same thing happen to the Panthers in the finals in 2023.
>>154665166If I say the title most people probably won't know what it is. But it's basically fund accounting with a bit extra
>>154665367Anon we're not supposed to talk about that
>>154665372they sweep the sabres but lose to habs
>>154665414cope my sabies might be undisciplined retards but they have SOVL, they aint getting swept
>>154665322wtf why are they all white???
>>154665304See you in New York
>avs 8 of 9>carolina 8/8>avs get to face off against a team that lost more games than won in the regular season or the ducks>carolina gets to beat up the winner of Sabres/habsSo tiresome
>>154665372they'll lose game one cuz rusty and then utterly dominate the next 4
>>154665452made me feel uncomfortable desu
I don't rate the canes
>>154665166Bar manager
>>154665489the spike?
>>154665322>oh you're happy and think it's the greatest team? WELL THEY LOSTwhy are avies like this?
>Fri 15 87° / 57° Sunny>Sat 16 84° / 59° Mostly SunnyJUST
>>154665463The yearly Carolina ECF implosion is gonna hit like crack when the Sabres/Habs meme their way to the Cup finals
>>154665515I think they postpone that crash out for the Final this season. they are this generation's >Sharks
>>154665372Neither of those teams are good and playing each other exposed how they’re both massive frauds
>>154665463This years playoffs are lame
>>154665545but enough about the central division
>>154665166Stay at home dad
>>154665512Sabres are gonna put in a 40° day tonight
>>154665557Based! How do I get that job?
>>154665166I'm the CEO of Gay Sex
>>154665463> >avs get to face off against a team that lost more games than won in the regular season or the ducksAnd yet Vegass still made it this far, beating out the """"""superior"""""" division team Mammoth who people thought were gonna bootyblass them lmao
central division is filled with the most fraudulent teams and im tired of pretending it aint
>>154665503A place in yorkville
>>154665581what is your internal rate of return you are anticipating for the third quarter of 2026?
>>154665581cole, shouldn't you be prepping for your game tonight?
Is it time for the Buffalos to win their first cup?
Is it time for the Habs to win their first non-fraudulent cup?
>>15466565212% Gross/ 10% Net
>>154665674>>154665689Nah. They're fighting to see who will get the honor of being Carolina's victim.
>>154665694not bad. How about growth projections? Also interested in how you are approaching AI within your workflow.
>>154665674Yee I'm a TRVE Buffalo believer (I doubt them all the way)
Sex with Bedard and Mack
Chicken wings used to be for poor folx until white people appropriated it for themselves and now we can’t afford chicken wings anymore
>>154665711>Growth Healthcare and tech will continue to lead our portfolio >AI We’re incorporating AI into the industry analysis process
>>154665729This is buffalos fault btw which is why I’ll never support their sports teams
>>154664931confirmed coach killer
>>154665723Awful. We only fuck Mackinnon and Crosby here, and sometimes even the rat
Knob here. Boushart may be the dumbest human I ever met.
which is the most stable canadian franchise
>>154665784Flames
>>154665739Analysis I can see is a crucial part of your business given the niche market you are targeting.
>>154665723you 'cord ghouls deserve whats coming to you
>>154665729this is mostly true
I can't believe the one night I go to bed early, the Avies pull off an incredible comeback. Wtf happened to the Milds?
>>154665813They parked the bus hard after the first period
>>154664931same story (Oilers won't lift another trophy in decades btw)
Not even gunna lie, I thought the Wild were leading the series 3-1 and the Avs were on the brink of elimination. Shows how much of a snoozefest the western conference is
>>154665813Laffs central
>>154665745Marchand has definitely joined them in the showers
>>154665729based whitey
what went so wrong?
>>154665869They're all cucks
>>154665869they command no respect
>>154665869forgot about tippett
>>154665541That's Dallas
>>154665869Stevie should work down the line hiring these coaches
>>154665869Mcbust is a loser.
>>154665869>fire a coach before his 3 year extension kicks in
I don't want Vegas to win but them beating Colorado and winning the cup would be so funny
>>154665945>pay for multiple goalies who cannot goalie
buffalo... it's almost time
>>154665869They can’t fix McDavid’s autism and lack of social skills
Just got done with my gooning and looksmaxxing sesh bros, excited to watch my Sabres and KnightsKnation
>>154663910ahh that's why MSL has a grudge against baldy
>>154665973There's nothing wrong with autism
>>154665973autism never stopped didney
when will toronto announce the auston matthews trade
>>154664603Why the fuck did they fire him when Bowman fucked over the roster???????Bowman was not the reason they went to back to back Cup FinalsFucking bald headed faggot got away with rape and now murder
Is Laine going to play anywhere ever? He's not getting younger
can't wait until the minnesota youth hockey pipeline finally starts producing somali busts
Let's be real for a second. Kris Knoblauch coached the best Oiler seasons since the 1980s. He didn't ruin the team, but instead brought it to new heights. Two consecutive SC finals runs. He brought hope back to Canada. That is how he should be remembered.
>>154666093maybe in yurop
>>154666124somalis are genetic busts, you could give them all the resources possible for decades and they physically wouldn't be able to become pro-tier
>>154666093Liiga might be happy to have him. I heard Juolevi won it all this year.
>>154666138i'm going to remember his as a retard
I hear Bouchard was so distraught after learning about the firing that he couldn’t look Knoblauch in the eyes
>mildcuckmore like MILD KEKED XDXD111!!!1
sup bro's knights play today
>>154666093yeah he'll be dropping tomato town
>>154666168>the subservient brownie wifeincredibly based
>>154666048Jen
Fortnite is literal slop ive lost friends over my opinion but I don’t care cancel me all you want.
>>154666168girl in the middle with the pink skirt looks like she has some LEGZZZ yo
>>154666221*cancels you*
>>154666226she is the town bicycle
>>154666240I see that as the two in the back. Look at the authority they project. You only get that look and confidence from handling a lot of stick in the corners if you know what I mean.
>>154666221i have 7500 hours in CSGO/CS2 and i'm starting to think it's a bullshit gamei'm too old for fortnite, but should i give valorant a try?
>>154666292if you think counter strike is bullshit, hero shooters will make you reconsider lol
>>154665322no one responded with>muh intangibles sad
>>154666093He’ll be a star in liiga
>>154666202The other day I saw hijabis buying 12-packs of IPAs, total libtard cultural victory is looming
>>1546662921.6 and source had way better modded servers.
I'm a libtard.
My penguins ):
>>154666311imagine an all bust team with him, Juolevi, and Bulju? I would seriously book tickets to Espoo or whatever to see that shit live.
Was just the closest I've ever been to marnering myself
>>154666311liiga more like Liiga my balls
>>154666226nigga they're barely wider than her face, grow some fucking standards PLEASE, at least praise foids that work out their bodies
>>154666324I’m in a woke university class and participation is 30% of my mark. Pray for me.
>>154666338taking a lot of money to move to Vegas? Surely you got your wits together before you made such an error, eh?
>>154666356just ask questions
>>1546662928760 hours is 1 full yearReflect on that
>>154666356Philosophy of Religion?
>>154666356why would you take classes during the summer semester?
>>154666380So the fall and winter are more chill
>>154666368this
>>154666380you can finish a defree faster that way bro. Also if you only want to do three or four classes for a semester to focus on a higher level higher work load class it can offset that with some random shit in the summer.
Stanley pups returns 9th of June
University is a scam. Get into the trades and mow laws.
>>154666399
>>154666356Good luck! Just go to the class and do the reading
Remember when the oilers thought brining in mcdavid junior coach would make him want to stay? lol
>>154666416
>>154666391you can take 4 classes per semester and still graduate in 4 years while taking the summer off.
>>154666413Hell yeah brother
>>154666399the heckin pupperinos are back!
>>154666413for anyone that can't tell he's trolling
>>154666399Based!
>>154666399cute doggo :)
>>154666413trades are good, but I would do Uni too. That is the golden ticket. A Bachelour of Arts means fuck all, but when you couple that with something like Project Management in Restoration you will end up in a Senior Position within a few years while all the randos who cannot read or put together a presentation have to listen to you as their boss.
>>154666377yeah but it's like over 10 years so that's barely 2 hours per day
>>154666427Summer semester still gives you August off. If you really blitz through you can complete a Bachelours in three years.
>>154666426>quitt chews
>>154666426>>154666476Even his effigy has that 1000 mile stare
>>154666399He's eating the ref. Based pup.
>>154666666Satan soon
>ZAMBONI KITTENS
>>154666532Satan laughing spreads his wings
>>154666554wtf is this real
>>154666554/hoc/ is a doggy general
Thinking about grabbing a beer when I'm done waging. Anyone want to join?
>>154666569never had a beerdescribe the taste
>>154666426for me
>>154666569I’ll join you but I can’t drink since I have work tomorrow
>>154666555impressive
>>154666569cant, quit the beers a while back m8 sorry
>>154666578Carbonated bread
>>154666569Beer is for numales
>>154666608Cider is for chads
>>154666615kids and women*, sorry
>>154666633Cute :3
>>154666666 WAGMI
TOTAL SABRES DEATH TONIGHT
what did he mean by if the devil is 6 then god is 7?
>>154666692this but ducks
>>154666692Have the Sabres regained enough momentum to challenge the Habs? They were strong last game but it might have just been a fluke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrdXeuSm7fU
>>154666739do you think cole lets gary off leash when he's being a goodboy
>I'm Sheriff John Bunnell, and you're watching World's Wildest Police Videos.forgot about this show might download a couple seasons
its 4:20 haha blaze it bros
>>154666724
>>154666399id love to pick him up and punt him into press box
Finna pick up some mcdonalds on the way to wage
I love the sun belt.
>>154666750doubt it he lives in griffintown downtown montreal and its just high rise condo towers, not a place to "let the dogs out" ifykwim
>>154666767Grab a McFlurry in my honor
>>154666760kek
>>154666760you don't know the half of it
>>154666769don't think i could live south of 43.8 desuunless it was wyoming, idaho, oregon
heading out to buy some beer before the game
>Macklin Celebrini will remain as captain for Canada at the IIHF World Hockey Championship, with Sidney Crosby wearing an "A.">That was decided after a player-lead discussion. The players wanted Celebrini to keep the "C."
>>154663818That looks like my BWC that makes all the ebony bitches and their hubbies scream.
>>154666858Mind bringing me back some snacks?
>>154666895Washed up unc bros...
>>154666858get me some of those hot empowered chicken things
Waging done!
>>154666923The age of the zoomer is upon us
>>154666937
>>154666895>sid finally gets to live out his dream of being bossed around by a twink who is also his child>mackinnon said to be beside himself>will smith (hockey) seen chortling into his $500 latte
>tfw mine is just about to start
>>154666784kek
finna make dinner soon
>>154666960what you cookin
>>154666946what kind of name is zeev anywayand can you imagine how fucking shit dating some fabout chick would be?even a regular bitch is entitled as hell, if you are a big athlete you would get some respect but then you go and date someone even bigger than you just to get treated like a dog again I dont get it
>>154666987nothing for you kwab
>>154666956MacKinnon hasn’t given up on Crosby yet
I have to make a run for some crab meat before the games begin. I'm going to be making some crab soup tonight.
>>154666989He is Jewish. I bet she will be taken out for some dimsum here in Vancouver and will instantly submit to him.
>>154666995prick
>>154666987beanza
>>154666989if you push back on them even a little bit you will see that it's just a front and they have low self esteem
>>154667016brits need to pay for what they've done to food
>>154667005Yum
>>154666946maybe he just hired her for skating lessons
>>154666946>Stink Buum
>Mark Stuart also firedOilers blowing it all up
>>154667017>>154666937>low self esteemyeah sure buddy
>>154667026Don’t research Brazilian or Swedish pizza. Finnish pizza is pretty good
>>154667050and big Stan still soldiers on
>>154667109for me it is Korean. Bulgogi pizza with hot sauce is seriously a thing of bliss.
>>154666946Her gum piercing is disgusting
>>154667122I want to try that
>>154667109Swedish Pizza is the only good thing the kebabmen over here has done
welcome to the RJ/Sedin era. We culture now!
>>154667157Kebabmen brought you pizza? Is there like a bleed over in taste? If so, I can see that being elite.
It’s up
>>154667178Sabres play like shit though
>>154667164Very exciting! All the guys on the team are well spoken and seem to have a good mind for the rebuild. Feels great having the Sedins back in the limelight again.
Heading to the gym. See you lads back in time for puckdrop
>>154667190Just like my islanders
>>154667209RJ was a straight up legend in Abby. He would frequently do impromtu meetings with the fans to ask questions and speak directly to people about what they were doing and working on. Open and honest guy with insanely high standards. It is going to be a breath of fresh air. Just hope he is not too tied up and hindered by ownership. Also going to be a big step running something on an AHL budget to running the big team with its budget, but maybe that is going to be the thing though as the Aquas are broke.
>Sabres>Knights
marner 1+ point sennecke 1+ point 2 leg parlay @ +170
>>154667242>He would frequently do impromtu meetings with the fansReally based, hope he keeps doing it at the NHL as I have some ideas that need to be heard. But that Abbotsford run last year was awesome and it's great to see RJ get the promotion.
The gym sauna is fixed! Who’s up for a round of sauna gollum?
>>154667301for sure. I just worry they are going to be cheap as fuck and not do this properly to develop an organization that is good enough to win. Gold wanted to bring in a bunch of his boys and build things out agressively to bring things back up where other teams are in terms of their structure and resources. At the deadine they refused to take on money as well. Aquas are in a horrible real estate market at the moment as well. This is going to be some lean years and perhaps apart from a series of high picks there is not going to be much in terms of hope.
the golden knights are 31-17-12 with mark stone in the line up, but only 8-9-5 without him.
>>154667265please no my Habs need to win
>>154667362Grim
>>154667362he is a cornerstone of that franchise.
>>154667362really the keystone of the whole group
>Be Vegass>Get call from Oilels>Beg for permission to talk to Butch>"LOL LMAO No fuck off">Leak that the call happened to some fat fuck on Twitter>Knob gets mad after finding out>Oilels fire him to save face>Vegass sees the shit show>Calls Toronto and gives them permission to talk to ButchSavage
>>154667351its going to take 5+ years for them to even get close to the playoffs. anybody else thinking otherwise is delusional. asset management has practically been non existent for at least a decade now. that game where the nuckies beat the sharks 8-0 and that kid was holding up a sign that it was his first game, that is going to happen a lot to the nuckies for the next couple of seasons.
>>154667362
>>154667351I don't know much about the other owners around the league but it feels like the Aquaman family is too poor to afford a professional sports team. Seems like the Canucks are their main money maker, compared to other owners where their sports team is a hobby/vanity project.
>>154667372easter island called, they want their stone back
>>154667392They should have waited until after playoffs to fire him
>>154667397i dont think we are in an age where one single person has deep enough pockets to run a successful sports team anymore. private equity firms have slowly taken stakes in every sport and hockey isnt an exception. the hurricanes are a perfect example, dundon is the controlling owner, but he also has 4 other private asset managers owning a large stake of the team.
>>154667426He should sell to Telus to form a rivalry with Rogers and their Leafs.
>No Friday night gameis he going to punish the Avs next series?
>>154667538he wants you to watch the nba double header
>>154667265Retard.
>>154667489>Telus to the West, Rogers in Ontario, Bell in Montreal(as a minority stakeholder)>All we need is the Nordiques to come back in Quebec City and Quebecor becomes the 4th Telecom involved in hockey>All of your sports channel is now biased towards certain teams
>>154667561Wrong! He wants us to go out and date
hello frens i have a question. so i started watching season 1 of Fargo (i like it) and i was wondering, is it all minnesotans who talk like this or is it just the small towns? :D Yaa!
Yeah I'm a Flameschad. How could you tell?
Interns itt right this minute
>>154667624When does Gary come to hoc
>>154667392>oilels>laffs
>>154667265Habs and ducks win tonight.
>>154667640I'm here right now
>>154667640Never it's considered a punishment assignment for interns to be sent to /hoc/
>>154667640Gary is like Sauron. He's always here
>caufield>zero 5 on 5 points>slafkovsky>zero 5 on 5 pointsIf this was McDavid or Matthews or Hughes or whoever we would never hear the end of it.
gary won't allow both the avs and canes into the scf to avoid a thucydides trap
>>154667650How many games will it take for My Habs to beat Colorado in the cup final?I am dying to know.
>>154667663I'm not sure if that will be the finals anon...
>>154667660>5 on 5kek non habs fans getting real desperate now. How about points when there is a full moon on Wednesdays of a leap year?
>>154667666Gary knows, Satan
>>154667677I do know, but I'm not sure that you know anything anon
>>154667660nigga they went 1 for 8 on the PP last game they aren't doing shit with the man advantage either
>>154667624Gary never lets us rest
>>154667668it's obvious you're new to the sport so I'll help you out here. power play opportunities tend to dry up as you get further into the playoffs. this may be slightly offset by montreal diving more than any team in history though.
>>154667640The interns compile all the best posts and deliver them to Gary in the weekly PowerPoint
>>154667707you must have turned off the avs game early yesterday too
>>154667392kelly mccrimmon rules
>>154667713I like to check this place out myself sometimes too. Can't always trust those interns
who will patty ruh-wah cheer for in the habs vs avs cup final?
>>154667707Habs have most powerplays this post-season, 46
>>154667729
How many metal credit cards do you have
>>154667729didnt like 20 of them come at the exact same moment in that game against the blots?
>>154667707copey's writing full paragraphs now
>>154667760Those are powerplays, in otherwords man advantages. Not drawn penalties.
>>154667764no me tranny however 1993 2014
>>154667755Just 1. I max out my credit cards and then cut them up and get a new one
>play pussy hockey>get eliminated in the first roundkek
>>154667736way too many penalties in general
>>154667776based
>>154667797https://www.covers.com/sport/hockey/nhl/statistics/team-powerplay/2025-2026Here's man advantages
>>154667775cool babytalk
>>154667805no milly!
*buys jersey*
>Celebrini is confirmed to keep the C while Crosby will get an A at the Skoda cup, this decision made after a player-led discussion on the matter.
there hasnt been a goal scored on a 5vs3 powerplay these playoffs yet.
don't care about your gay alphabets i wanna see bouchard and nurse play
>>154667796Explains no cups since 1993
>>154667823that's cause they've all been canes 5 on 3s
>>154667828the penguins have won multiple cups since 1993
>>154667817>Crosby passing the torch to some twink over McDavo. Might genuinely be the most cucked player of all time. A truly generational talent, arguably the best skating skills of all time.Won nothing.. and now Celebrini will be looked upon to be the new Captain Canada. Rough.
>>154667836KWAB
i always let out a small giggle whenever i read "skoda" such a cute word :>
Let's go Sabres
I’m not making the next thread
>>154667836it was all over when they couldn't dig the fuck in
got an epic post ready for the next thread lads
recycle>>154636404
>>154667836honestly he shouldn't even be the captain of the oilers, draisaitl seems like a much better leader
go habs go!
>>154667871>>154667871>>154667871New
>>154667836nah its still luongo
>>154636404SCAAAAAARRRRRR
>>154667860>cricNewfag
