previous >>154663481
Gay
mariners btw
The NL Central was unhinged, they were literally scoring and winning games across both leagues, absolute baseball postseason contender behavior
When is /mlb/ going to step in and do something about braves fans?>>154667064
>>154667112MLB players look like that now? Seems like just yesterday lumberjack beards were in
dodgers
>>154667112Melanie Mac look like that!?!?
>>154667112Cubs girls are no where near this hot
>>154667112ass too perfect
*makes cubstrannies seethe, mald, and shart their dipeys in your path*
Crew.
>>154667112I fucked her
I'm thinking about dem Os
I don’t care what any of you fags say, trans girl on cis girl is straighter than guy on girl, and if anyone disagrees they can come see me at the battery.
Oh boy, the cubscord is getting fired up for this one
>>154667112any vids of her shitting and/or pissing?
Mariners for the record!
Surely the scrubbies won't get swept and lose 5 in a row... right /mlb/?
>>154667132Apologize
BrewGODS
>>154667172me in the back to the right of the red shirt guy
>>154667140Cub sisters are we getting swept today? :(
took out mcgreevy at 74 pitches so stanek could give up a bomb thanks oli
lifelong sacramento athletics fan here
>>154667172grim
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS WIN THE SERIES>garver forgot he was out of challengeskekkies
Hello lads I like baseball
What happened to Tigers? I thought they were contenders.
can you subsitute your would be pinch hitter for another pinch hitter if the otehr team changes their pitcher
>>154667181I'm traveling to Milwaukee (pronounced "mill-e-wah-que," which is Algonquin for "the good land") next weekend to watch my doggiedoos get raped by the cheating sewers for three straight games. what should I eat while I'm there besides cheese curds?
My M's have a winning record with Jay Buhner in the booth I'm pretty sure.
gg see ya tomorrow dads
>>154667192'fraid so
>>154667226Yes, unless the ump doesn't like you.
remember when leafjeet seethed because girls in high school didn't like him
>Tardinals
To be frank I don't read any post prefixed with a leaf flag
>>154667239refresh my memory
>>154667182hi
I’m eating a slim jim
Erm, berds, this isn't what we agreed on.
>>154667262Sorry for your loss.
Ate a pack of crackers about to get a workout in. 500m on the 'rg. Any other fitness boomers
>>154667258based
>>154667262that's a group 1 carcinogen blud
what kind of DEI ump is doing the As/STL game?
>>154667232As much as I love Culver's do not get curds from Culver's. Culvers curds are trash. Can't go wrong with a bratwurst or any sausage, Italian, Polish, Chorizo.
please fill me berdhole
The well run moneyball A's will win AL West
if Ohtani wins the MVP+Cy this year, his historic speech should include a plea to the Japanese government to eliminate pixelation rules and begin importing its JAV stars into Western productions to increase its soft power.
This is how the schedule should be everyday
>soder tylerstrom
>>154667232Cannibal sandwich.
The Cincinnati Reds!
>>154667312I tell my dad other day A's was leading AL west and he start chimping out
>>154667317I'm glad the cubs have to play knowing if they lose they are even closer to being over taken by the Brewers.
>>154667322Puppy chow
Brew Crew are winning the World Series
>>154667322This probably tastes delicious if you're about to die in a mass charge failing to take Slavochevnovodkagrad.
>>154667336Racine Kringle
Benge is almost hitting .240, bros. :)I know that sounds sarcastic, but he had such a dreadful (partially unlucky) April that this is proof of a huge turnaround by him. We Mets fans are very pleased with him gritting out the adjustment period and finding his groove.Also, I was hoping McLean could pitch to at least a 3.20 ERA with 160 innings this year, so very happy with how it's turning out for him as well.Once Bichette starts hitting and Lindor is back and contributing, this lineup is honestly quite decent. Polanco/Robert at DH would help a lot as well. I think Vientos and Baty are playing well enough that you ride them at 1B/3B without fiddling too much. Every time Mendy does that, they get cold.
I'm a Brewers fan but I think the Cubs are winning the World Series
>>154667232Since Dodgers are there on a Friday I'd suggest a Friday Fish Fry from some tavern. I'd go with Walleye if you've never had it.
>>154667234yeah well he just said he wasn't coming back until July so
>>154667364I've never been to wisconsin but I endorse fish frys.
Every game today has been a slurper, what the fuck was manfred thinking?
>>154667349We eat them around Christmas time as a tradition brought to the state by the German immigrants. Health department puts out a warning about eating raw meat each Christmas season lol
>>154667378Yeah, April and May were/are super frontloaded with divisional games with the Texas teams, and those are the ones Bone comes to. He shows up in the radio booth too but it's most fun when Valle is doing color.
Luke Raley has a 157 OPS+ and is on pace for 40 home runs Has anyone checked if there’s a Freaky Friday-esque situation happening with Raley and Raleigh?
>>154667295thanks. culvers makes good burgers but I heard their curds are trash. >>154667322i...is it good?>>154667336my wife is from the midwest and makes this from time to time, reindeer poop around xmas time.>>154667350recommend a decent bakery open on sundays that sells fresh kringles
watching their countrymen play
>>154667313Yes, Ohtani should do that.
>yfw
>>154667428this guy went to LA, chicago, and new york in that order
>>154667295He said he was going to Milwaukee not Chicago
>>154667429jap girls mog assless k-slop girls so hard
>>154667430METSSISTERS NOOOOOOO
>>154667313>begin importing its JAV stars into Western productionsthat would be called exporting
Blue Jays are blasting off!
>>154667445I'm a Cubs girl and I have a bigger ass than them
>>154667317get a job
>>154667430but but i thought old man jerry was too stingy to do it?
BERDS TIE IT
BERDS TIE ITBERDS TIE IT
BERDS TAKE THE LEAD
BERDS TAKE THE LEAD AGAIN
As v Cardinals>tworetardsfighting.wav
WHOA
>1-2 1-2 1-2, 1-2-3>1-2 1-2 1-2, 1-2-3>1-2 1-2 1-2, 1-2-3>1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFLILnhsW64
Ouch!
The As have decided to simply kill the Cardinals
>>154667482>>154667486>>154667488>>154667498OH it's tommy E's old team
who's Gibson?
>>154667522some guy rick monday used to know, #22 kersh
>>154667522Josh Gibson, negro legend.
>>154667429where can i see more of them
>>154667512It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it works.
>>154667545MISSAV
12 challenges in this game lmao, a new record
>call 'em safe and hit 'em with the 6-7
>>154667554he clearly called him safe tho
>>154667560that made you "laugh my ass off" ?
HAHA
>>154667567yes I laugh at umpie humiliation
BERDS WIN IT!BERDS WIN IT!
nice job berds :^)
berds win :)
>>154667461good one nerd but your inferiority complex is a big ick>>154667559a man of culture. sometimes they don't have everything though, e.g., Anri Okita & Azusa Nagasawa
Well done berds, well done.
>>154667400stay away from downed power lines
i know she f***ed a BBC but for me it's nao jinguji
>>154667606who cares, it's not like you're wifing her up
winner
>>154667600
>>154667430The Pope is truly working miracles for us. I shouldn't have doubted.
>>154667594Unfortunately, even FANZA, Japan's largest AV distributor, doesn't sell a single work by Anri Okita & Azusa Nagasawa.This is due to the new AV law (a truly terrible law)."Even after the video has been released, performers can unconditionally terminate their contracts and demand that the distribution of the work be stopped or recalled."
>>154667691damn that's wild. I guess I understand since these girls do so many scenes and apparently a lot of Japanese chicks get involved to some degree. kinda crazy that for such an honor-bound society y'all probably have the most casual involvement with porn and unemotional fucking and all that
>japanese pornographers
LM@O
We don’t hate three true outcomes fags enough
Good evening Red Sox nation.
>>154667734adam dunn mogs you
JAV is dogshit, some western studio should just save us all the hassle and pay the hottest japs to come film in the US for a year
>>154667758only issue is the japanese chicks french kiss like animals if you bring it out of them but american male pornstars are all secretly gay and won't do it
>>154667364god i love panfish me and my pop used to go all the time for perch and crappie and then mom would fry em up for dinner those were the good days
>>154667769Oh great the JAV kissing guy is still hereGet over it weirdo nobody cares about kissing in porn
>the JAV kissing guy is here
>>154667784kissing makes porn way better. why would I wanna fuck a girl I don't want to tongue wrestle with
Hrrk!
>>154667734is a home run really not a ball that was put in play?
fuck redditners
how can you rob a HR if it's not in play?
quantum tunneling
there is no chance I'm watching >my team play tonight...
I’m realizing I don’t even have the self assuredness to date a girl who wants to be free use. Because she’d never initiate and I’d start to question if she really wanted me or just anyone. I couldn’t do it.
>>154667859Free use deez nuts nigga
>>154667859my brotha when you're with a girl you in a non rapey way "own" her. this is understood. it means that you must initiate sometimes if not most of the time. also you gotta read signals. it's just so obvious when a girl wants you to touch her, especially when you're seeing each other or in a relationshipalso it's a meme these days but sometimes no really does mean yes. again it's all vibes based
i just wish i could get an erection lol
ima so hungry
>>154667904this thread lacks testosterone
I don't think we deserved that win, it entirely hinged on Wetherholt getting hit by that pitch, advancing Saggesse, and allowing Herrera to clutch up. But I'm not complaining. And you know what? Stanek's been on his best behavior for the past week and giving up a single home run sucks but I genuinely think he's improving. This game was more on Jojo, I think. At least O'Brien atoned for the game he threw away the other day.
I got banned again for Alysa posting. What do I do now?
>>154667969I can't lie, I love watching you Berds anons bitch about Stanek every week. I know what it's like and I'm glad it's not happening to us anymore lol
>>154667932youa so gay
Carlos returning to Houston is a top 10 Astros moment
>>154668001blogpost
The Nationals' team dog is too cute.
>>154668035This enrages the mariners fan
>>154668013it's not gay to be disappointed that my bros on /mlb/ can't talk to girls or get a hardon and are content to waste away their life posting flat ass koreans on a dying anime forum
>>154668004>>154667969He isn't so bad.
>>154668020sometimes I toil sometimes I boulder
>>154668058I have a hard on right now tho
>>154668001BASED MODS
>>154667232Have some milk.
>>154668077long story but bouldering is the mortal enemy of aus/sp/so youre gay now
>>154668035IS THAT A HECKIN PUPPERINO?!
>>154668139:^) wanna hear about my cheeky holidays
Brewers got a 24 yr old SP with 3 years of tram control for this.
What's it like living in Kansas City?
I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot
SCAAAAAAAAAAAR
I miss ranger
>>154668197not bad
>>154668204..'Nuff said.
>>154668161go on
>>154668197I controlled a tram for 30 years but I don't wet my knickers over it
>>154668219I also like elden ring and IPAs
>>154667876Zoomers are so scared of women they think they need a contract to initiate sex. But I don’t blame them, social media and (((me too))) did so much damage,Women want you to initiate and start things. You need to make the first move. They want you to take control. As our esteemed president once said, they let you do it.
>>154668197Quinn priester last year from Boston, Kyle Harrison this year. Breslow you are our best ally.
ITFCB
Cal on the IL. SHOCKING! History has shown us catchers only get healthier with age, good thing we have Harry For-
>>154668239
No Harry Ford, that’s okay. Cal will adjust his playing style to last his entire contra-
breggy bear slap :D
>>154668286Harry Ford currently has like a .500 OPS in AAA
>>154668239you guys just adding legitimately good things to the list now
>>154668239Love this, take an updoot
Well I’m sure Cal will adjust to playing 1st or DHing full ti-
Attahapper
>>154668303I’m a big fan of his magazine the Dearborn Independent.
>>154668305Outer wilds chads send their regards
Seiya sadumbass sigh kek sob...
>>154668303His fielding is fine and that’s what you need from a catcher. The Ms now are stuck with a catcher who needs to be behind to plate to feel confident hitting, and just strained an oblique. I would’ve signed and traded cal
Sale can't locate his slider. It's gonna be a long game.
But we have a picture of him as a kid! He’s so leheckin wholesome! We better pay this kid and stay shitty! GO M’S!
It's time for Panda Express#ITFPE
no... NO!!
sit the FUCK down!!!
>>154668366garver is more than capable of being a short term primary catcher, luke stevenson is the future catcher and he's developing well
>>154668386dafaq...DAFAQ!?
it's up!
sit the FUCK down!!walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!
stFd!!!
>>154668197He needs time to get adjusted to A.L. pitching. He’s going to be hitting them off the wall eventually.
I'm a Dodgers fan but I think the Cubs are winning the World Series
>>154668499I don’t trust Jerry to keep the kid. Future diamondback all star Luke Stevenson sounds better
>>154668402>>154668469>>154668481>>154668535>>154668544Schizo
ump in the cubbies game showing early signs of an impending shocker
ITFC….what’s the point…they’re gonna lose…
sigh...
ugh….
>>154668626Faster!
AL West is Rags vs Mariners. Everyone else will be 10 games below .500
k-kek...
>>154668613I’m a Braves fan but I think the Braves are winning the World Series
>>154668654There’s an AL West now too?
Attaslap miguel
I’m a new Braves fan but I think the Braves are winning the World Series
STRUCK him out
>>154668671False flag east coastie
just a blooper….we got lucky…
I'm a Braves fan, and I'll admit it. We've been cheating this series
Who has had the most successful career of these players in your opinion Carlos CorreaSalvador PerezGarret AndersonBill Mazeroski Travis Hafner
Attaslap petey
>>154668697Antnony Recker prolly
>redditor doyerchang hasn't posted since getting exposedkek
CMON NICO YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT AND YOU KNOW IT!WE NEED YOU TO BE BETTER THAN THAT!
Attacrap nico
>1 for 28 RISPscrubbies kek
Nico Snorener
This isn't fair! The Cubbies deserve a chance! Give em a chance!
>scubakek
>ben brown >is white ???
I'm giving the Cubs a chance. What am in for?
>>154668697Hard question. Here’s my wrong list PerezMazeroskiAndersonCorreaHafner
>>154668786
ouch!
How’d that taste bitch! FUCK YOU!
yeah...KILL THEM!!!
umps really just be like >uhhhh that’s not a strike I’m a retard btw
>>154668791They better not suffocate me with their boobies
>0 hr 0 rbi 1.600 OPSbased singles merchant
>>154668791The girls need like 40 pounds added.
KEK! SIT THE fuck DOWN!!!challenge THAT!!!!
bahahaha the ABS is rigged against the >cusb get fucked Chimpcongo!
Outtajam ben
I don’t like marquee app sometimes my stream is the fastest sometimes I’m like 3 pitches behind kek ugh Ricketts = Crapetts attainning Ben
Collar these ratlantans
>IKFa belated, but hearty lel
The Cubs have a chance...
>>154668874who gave them that >:(
cmon happer launch one!
>>154668887It wasn't me, I swear! You gotta believe me!
Attacrap happer
cmon seiya launch one!
no...NO!!!
Attacrap seiya
ugh ... ugh....
Oh when the Cubbies come to townsing BYE BYE BABYEvery time the chips are down, It’s Bye Bye Baby.History's in the making, at Wrigley FieldCheer for the batter, and light the spark.If you're a fan of Cubbies baseball,Sing Bye Bye Baby.
>red sux baserunning
look at this dood
>>154668160Post hand
cubs new flag for pride month <3
>>154668974>fake injury to avoid batting .200
Reds!
>darsh
Grichuk dinger! Im glad he flamed out on the Yankees, hes been a nice platoon guy here.
ranger is pitching a fucking gemi miss ranger and taryn
>5 inning Ranger
sit the FUCK down!!!great stuff Benji
>>154669096Thank you so much!
>>154669056Uh oh stinky
>>154669056wanna see youve jinxed it but this is the phillies
The Cubs still have a chance...
>>154669055He got buck broken by Yankee vets like Stanton and Goldschmidt; similar to Conforto on the Dodgers.
>>154669114>have no hitter in 5th >give up 3 hits in a row
can someone launch one already CMON
>chicago team is playing>thread becomes total dogshitreally makes me ponder
Why do divisions other than the NL Central have teams with losing records? Are they stupid or something? Why haven’t they thought of winning more games than they lose? Seems obvious to me.
>>154669126sister we stopped giving the cubs a chance about week ago
Boys OUT!
whys this boston fag talking so much shit on sosa i bet he fucked his wife
trea turner is such a bum
I can haz launch
Buschie bop!!
>>154669165I'm not a Cubs fan but I'm giving them a chance
Attabuschie
Thread speed slowed down right when the nfl released the schedules
attaboy buschie way to stay back on that and punch it to LF
>>154669139Kek he really struck the next 2 batters out Philthies should give Utley’s ring to David Wright.
>Snell Wrobleski Sasaki vs the Angels this weekendAngels are going to score like 100 runs this weekend
sigh
….
This game is an absolute slurper
you can't... YOU CAN'T!!!
Girls what can we do to get the bats going again?
How are the Phillies in third place?
sorry, manfred used up all the juiced balls during the matinee gamesso sorry you have to see this
Fuck the sit down!
braves making this bum look like pedro martinez
Shoulda hit this guy in the jaw
attaboy Ben keepin it gangstaNow someone launch one!
le sigh
Duran tanking his trade value
cubbiebros... I just don't think this team has what it takes to make it past the doyers in the postseason
>anthony gay
Rain-Her Swar-Ez is dealing
we need launchies now more than ever
>>154669377I'm not sure if our cubbies can even get by the reds...
>>154669377checked. I agree, we peaked too early.
i'm starting to think chris sale is a pretty good pitcher
attaboy ozzie
Pussy ass team
Can Sale hurry up and tear his ucl? Stupid twat. Just get injured already ok?? we don’t got all day asshole!
>>154669297mets suck, marlins suck, nationals suck a little less
I'm Joe Poop!
White sox lose please
RANDAL GRICHUK
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but Milwaukee and StLouis are both finishing ahead of the poor old cubbies.
HARPTAHNI
Lol faggots
>braves tv booth enjoying a cheeky brewskibased
>>154669445>>154669437What happened?
poodrepacos seething kek
Attabat Nico
grrrrrr
oh no he's going to dump his naked harper folder
>>154669489nothing I just want them to lose for my teams standing
>manbreg
BOHM
vgh
PICKED him off
scuba kek
>>154669437No
KEKED CUB ALERTKEKED CUB ALERT
Come on you got to give the cubs a chance
PCA lets us dream
>tfw your 9 hole gets replaced by a varsity letterman walk on
I'm giving up on being a Cubs girl. I'm a Reds man from now on
>>154669603peak performance
phillies need to BUNT more I want more BUNT KINO
>>154669603based innings eater
I can't get over how small fenway looks on camera
>>154669623based detransitioner :' )
>>154669647It's usually the opposite, stadiums look bigger on camera.
