PREVIOUS: >>154670540STL: Riley O’Brien fanned two in a hitless ninth for his 13th save Thursday against the A’sLAD: Dodgers’ manager Dave Roberts told reporters on Thursday that Tyler Glasnow (back) may not need a minor league rehab assignment before rejoining the team’s rotationMIL: Brewers’ manager Pat Murphy told reporters after Thursday’s game that the team would make a decision on Friday as to whether or not Christian Yelich will require another trip to the injured listSEA: Luke Raley went 2-for-5 with a three-run homer in the Mariners’ 8-3 defeat of the Astros on ThursdayMIN: Zebby Matthews blanked the Marlins for seven innings, allowing just four hits, in his 2026 debut as the Twins prevailed 9-1 on ThursdayATL: Braves’ manager Walt Weiss confirmed on Thursday that left-hander Martín Pérez will start on Monday against the MarlinsPHI: Trea Turner (illness) returned to the Phillies’ starting lineup for Thursday’s showdown against the Red SoxCOL: Rockies’ manager Warren Schaeffer told reporters after Thursday’s game that Chase Dollander was removed due to general arm tightness
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MIGGY RO
eat shit discordtrannies
it's nice to see good things happen for the dodgers after a week of hardships, they've been through a lot
dodgers
doyers are winning for entertainment purposes
baybaw
psychotic
stringng together a few hits with risp is like winning the world series to doyerpacos (me)
>ohtani not in the lineup for a second straight day>offense comes alive for a second straight dayhmmm
Is the world even ready for a good white sox team?when was the last time they were even over .500?grandpa times?
the giants are gonna need to score 4 runs and not let anymore opposing runs score for the rest of the game if they want a chance at this one
>>154672472but he makes money
>>154672469This but unironically
time for a change...............................im thinking spee-dee
Any team interested in a lazy Afro Latino DH? We have a pretty good one.
>>154672485probably when they last had buehrle
>>154672492>t.
The face of a man that has already accepted defeat
My doggie doos
>>1546724852022. They finished 81-81 that year. Haven't been above .500 since until today
>>154672502probably Yankees
Mariners won that game and that series and that road trip btw!
what ever happened to that really tall giants reliever?
Still need more runs. Doyers' bullpen is ass
>>154672514kys (keep your spirit)
>>154672472Are the based and blessed detective?
no one cares doyerpacos
>>154672527doval? he on my yankees now
everyone cares doyerchads
why not Baty Benge and eWing?
Favorite Simpsons Episodes?
>henriquezgg jints, see you in september
>>154672552The one with Phil Hartman
>>154672552talkin' softballhomer badman
kek elliot rodger maker seething
>most hetero men in San Francisco
>>154672552The prohibition beer baron one I haven’t watched that show in over 20 years
>>154672554Dodgers keep putting these bums in. Bring up some pitchers already
>>154672552more a rick and morty guy
>>154672540Nah, he's talking about sean hjelle>>154672527he's in japan playing for orix now. Got dfa'd soon after getting called out by his wife for cheating on the road
>>154672525Very cool! Gotta love beating the Astros!
>Willy A Dumb Asskek
Best White Sox seasons:1: .649 - 1917 (100–54) NB World Series champions2: .629 - 1919 (88–52) NB Lost World Series3: .611 - 2005 (99–63) NB World Series champions4: .611 - 1983 (99–63)5: .610 - 1959 (94–60) NB Lost World Series6: .586 - 2000 (95–67)7: .580 - 1993 (94–68)8: .574 - 2021 (93–69)9: .556 - 2006 (90–72)
latino players are lazy- fat fuck that has accomplished absolutely nothing in his life
why not put Sheehan again? He wasn't at 100 pitches yet
>>154672573>hjelleyeah thats the guy>getting called out by his wife for cheating on the roadlmao
>>154672492pfft, you don't know ball
>>154672565based patrician
>>154672572You must be very high IQ and understand nuance
>>154672552This is a smiling friends genny!
>>154672596that stereotype didn't come from nothing
>>154672600He would have given up 4 runs in one inning like snell
>>154672552Wizard of Evergreen Terrace is a good season 10 episode.
>>154672607Is blocking the plate like this allowed?
Ump btfo
>>154672608Glep episode was kino
total umpie death TOTAL UMPIE DEATH GO GET THE MEAT WAGON!!!
I'm superior that's why I post on 4chan
UMP DOWN, UMP IN DISTRESS
haul his umpie carcass to the blast furnace
HAHAHAHAHA KILL ALL UMPS
>ump still standinglame, umps need to be knocked down unconscious
you’re laughing, an ump is slightly hurt and you’re laughing
umpie got ya seethin kek
>>154672631>>154672608I started watching season 3 and lol'd because I'm pirating them and not paying for HBO.
>>154672658
toss his stinking umpie cadaver in the industrial shredder
>>154672658kek
>>154672601It blew up on tiktok
>>154672657Deport that thug.
NU BARRANCE
haul his putrid umpie corpse to a hot spring and liquefy it
>PoodresHave they dfa'd Trashtis yet?
>>154672426bake 'em bakespie!
The only good ump is a dead ump
feed his useless umpie remains to the carrion crows
>Kyle TuckerThis guy STINKS!
Is Bohm shitting it up enough in Philly to get moved to my M's yet?
Congrats to the poodres for leading the division for two whole days in May
>>154672710Mariners legend Jonnor Coe mentioned.
>>154672724Hang the Banner!
Need the doyers to hold on so my metsies can pass another team in the standings :D
NUUUUU BARRANCE
adorn the walls of your city with his bleached umpie bones
Back on top of a mediocre division.
>>154672657Why aren’t webms working on mobile lately
>>154672758chang is in the house!
>>154672762Honesty I don’t know why. But you have to open it in a different tab
>>154672735Someone post the fake banners like /nba/ did for the clippers
it's not too late for doggiedoos
>Vesiaalright it's over
Vesia will blow it
>>154672762new meta data on webmsthink iOS is fucked, but if youre using 4chx on desktop then you can make a one line change to the script to fix it. I havent needed to do it but go ask /g/
Name the team.
>>154672762on my phone I just press the thumbnail and it opens like mp4, no tab needed
>>154672801my tigers
>>154672762>>154672788actually, just saw it in another thread /sp/if using 4chx then press ctrl+w and delete the line that says "verify: {meta_data_webm}"
>>154672801>fat retard 1 and 2
>>154672801Your family
>no webm of the ump deathdead espee
>>154672758Are you doxxspie?
>>154672811i'm sorry...
>>154672811that one's on me
>>154672811my bad
>>154672801Fuck the Halos!!!
His face is too small for his beard
>>154672811pls have mercy
>>154672807
>>154672801this is close to my HS team with some exceptions, I played 1st
>>154672811find it in ya heart to forgive!!
GOLDEN SOMBRERO BROS
These California governor ads are pretty grim.
He never strikes out!
kirsten :)
>>154672811they didn't know
>>154672811I can't do anything right...
good eye, teo
>>154672834Who was the exception?
>>154672811who even watches Dodgers games when Ohtani isn't playing, that's kinda like the whole point.
>>154672828he looks like those old men after they take out their dentures
>>154672834Left wasn't an alchy, he was also a health nut like center3rd was normalCatcher didn't have a handle bar mustache but he was a hipster into craft beerRest are correct, our pitcher was fatter than me with glasses and anger issues
that was the only way rushing was getting on base today
>>154672828He's a racist caricature.
>>154672881>>154672905meant to respond to you and not myself, and now im embarrassed
wyatt
Game over! Time for the san FAGcisco players to go hump each other in the locker room KEK, what a bunch of homos!
>>154672937go on sausage girl, link 'em!!!
idea: batsperson should be able to take for first on any wild pitch
>>154672937kek based and savage sausage girl
anyone else think the padres really fucking suck?
>>154672952>batpersonstay in your fucking lane Bruce, also Banana ball does that I think?
that's a wingg jints, see you in september
>Tanner Scott showing up a year lateI swear relief pitching is a fucking crapshoot
>jints actually thought they had a chance
Doyers back in first place!
never in doubt
>>154672937based sausage girl
>>154672962bathuman?
poodrepacos seething kek
good game jints, cya all the way in septemberdoyers inch ahead of the pads despite going 3-4 at home
>>154672972Based! BASED!
Thanks for keeping me alive one more day Dodgers
poodres back in 2nd kek
>>154672990
>>154672990kek doyerpacos
>>154672984batbastard
good games dodgers and fuck you
>>154672987>>154672993so true kek>>154673009seething kek
dad bros...
>>154672952Pitchpersons would not like that rule
touhou teams in second place!
I'm sleeping on the couch
>>154673010oh right, thank youapologies for any microaggressions earlier
>>154672937tybsg
>>154672952>wild pitchthis is strikezonenormative, be better
I'm a man! A Reds man!
>>154672952>>154673058I'm CIS (comfortable in strikezone)
>>154673035maybe lets just keep it in our back pocket in case they keep chasing velocity over control
>emmet shemanredpill sisters...
>>154673067
>>154673100phwo-
I'm going to the donut shop when it opens at 6, what do you guys want? No bacon maplebars they cost extra.
>>154673130Bacon maplebar please
>>154673023>POODRES BAU BAU!
>>154673130lemme get uhhhhhhh raspberry jelly with regular sugar please
>>154673136love how both of these images whether it's poodre or paco fans are overweight generic looking beans
>>154673130I'll take 2 glazed and surprise me with the third. if they have a specialty that's the most popular get me one of those
donuts are a pretty shit dessertand dont get me started on bagels
>>154673158collar this wallaby
>>154673158donuts are great you fag why are you hating
>>154672922I was just making a joke implying that you were a fat retard, so honestly you came through for me.
>>154673158fuck you fuckin idiot!
>>154673158somebody muzzle this marsupial
>>154673158What's your favorite Fat Pizza episode?
>>154673158wtf is your problem?
you guys just like them because they remind you of bumholes
>>154673173this is true terror
>>154673170im actuallybeit a kiwi, moved to aus a few years ago
>rare winky beary spotted
How is the Brewers farm so good? Two crazy good pitchers rn and the #1 prospect in baseball
>>154673158what's your favorite danger 5 season?
late but Doyers won that gamegood series jints cya in september
>>154673209Mariners also won.
>>154673217Excellent news!
>>154673170used the insult stooge for years cause of that show kek
going on holiday next week
>>154673181why does the big one have a pizza on it's head?
>>154673241Kiwibro, our boys are looking good. :) Hope you've enjoyed Ewing's debut. Good night, anons.
>>154673256me too lad, I'm away for about three weekswhere are you off to?
>>154673271sri lanka for 2 weeks
>>154672426Been around baseball my whole life. The decline of the sport in the last 10 years maybe irreparable. What used to be a sport of gentlemen is now a sport of anger and emotions. Batflipping, showboating, mouthing, and walkup music is bad for the game. Softball maybe, not baseball.
>>154673289no one cares fagit lol
>>154673263so good man, his first day in the bigs and he had such a good performance, I was just annoyed I couldn't post during itI was watching some of his Minor League highlights just last week and he's brought that same energy to the teamtoday's game was the happiest I've been watching them all year kek, and Benge has been having a great May too, love itsleep well lad x, see you for the Yanks tomorrow - which I just saw is on fucking Apple TV :(
>>154672858I can at least respect the fact that he carved out a niche for himself. He's a very interesting kind of mid.
>>154673263>>154673298It's all coming together bros.
>>154673298Why not Baty, Benge, and eWing?
>>154673320you love to see it x>>154673333I'm ok with this
Cubgers won that game today
>>154673407nope not into cubs
>>154673130donut holes and some coffee
What did they mean by this?
>>154673476Fuck!
>>154673352o yeah
>>154673482Grape flavor mogs
Would be the funniest thing ever if Chadres did 2010 Giants run, worst offense to win the world series with outstanding pitching. I'd believe it.
>>154673514Splitting the Vedder cup this year btw.
>>154673158Donuts are amazing for dessert, crap for breakfast. Shout out to Sunny donuts at clairemont mesa in SD.
>>154673529They're old after 8am.
>>154672737mets finally embracing their own lane
NPBros... T-T
Cubgerrem
>>154673829yay!
Beef. It's what's for dinner.
ugh... ngh...
where’d all the shit talking discordtrannies go?
yankgerchads winning uuuurgh
Fuck me hard yankger stud
>>154673130chocolate old fashioned/sour cream donut
discordtrannies seething kek
>>154673863this always makes me smile before bed <3
>hurr the reason why the chisox were shit is because they had Hispanic players who are fat and lazy and now they have whites insteadThen explain why other teams now and in the past also had Hispanic players and did just fine?
Yikes, it’s about that time for me to pretend to care about the Mets again.
Nah can’t do it. Not posting.
>>154674728just wait until they sweep the yankees
>>154674649You can have success with latinx players, just don't have too many of them. Mets and Astros replaced their whites (Nimmo, McNeil, Bregman, Tucker) with more latinx players and it became too much and now those two are the worst teams in the league.
>>154674810I thought bregman doesnt count as white did you mean someone else?
>>154674790Can't wait to see what the excuses will be.
>>154674815whtie or white-adjacent, so japanese and jews too.
>>154674649I think in the White Sox's case the problem was they paid them exorbitant amounts of cash before they even saw a pitch due to FO desperation or retardation or something.
>>154674883>white sox early 2020s gm strategy
>>154674883I think in the White Sox's case their owner was fucking retarded and still ismaybe he'll die or sell soon who nose
ooo hoo hoo haa haaooo hoo hoo haa haa
>>154675137A window to sell the team to Justin Ishbia starts in 2029 and goes onto 2034. Knowing Jerry he'll probably hold the team until the max 2034.
>>154675137He shouldn't have let his GM, who should have been fired, instead trade their best pitcher in franchise history and see through a rebuild.
any other cubbies girls afraid of the white sox series...
>Schwarbtits
>>154675711Yeah...Pete Crow-Armstrong!
>>154675711i'm crossing my fingers for a gigantic meteor to crash into the greater Chicagoland area during that series
I started digging maybe 4 hours ago and I haven't told a soul.
i havent had an erection since 2022
>>154675785no...NO!!!
>>154673158I just packed a bagel for lunch then decided to make another and eat one right now
>>154675748Faggot cheesehead
>>154675596Perhaps fittingly to the entire conversation, that pitcher was white.
Ouch.
rushings needs to be drug tested that freak is clearly on tren
>>154675721Is SchwaBomb white and his wife Hispanic?
poodrepacos kek
>>154676183>Schwarber is the son of Greg, a retired police chief of German and Italian descent, and Donna Cortez, a retired nurse of Puerto Rican descent.he's a spicoid
I could go for a pound in
>>154676232How about a peso?
>>154676107youre only saying that to be a contrarian
>>154676222He’s just like me frfr
>>154676222thanks
>>154676250NTA but bagels are a goated breakfast bread
>>154676250I did it before I saw your post
What in the!? What in the FUCK is was this Bullshit right here? How does this even Fucking happen?
This is the last call for donuts, which are a breakfast food, because the shop opens in 15 minutes and I'll be getting out of bed.
>>154676363Teo made a mistake playing the ball off the wall. Pretty much how every inside the park homer looks.
>>154676366Uhhhhh lemme get a jelly filled one please
>>154676250not him but I just ate a bagel before work in the car
>>154676366Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhh b*ston cream.
>>154676363Kek.
>>154676366ill just have a coke thanks
How long until people start accusing the Chicago White Sox of racism?
>>154676418They're Bavarian over here, nobody knows where Boston is.
>>154676363How is this a HR and not like a double with an error?
>>154675785Arsehole!!
>Yankees vs Mets >Cubs vs White Sox>Dodgers vs AngelsFantastic weekend of baybaw! Also Leiter is pitching tonight for the Rangers while gamble responsibly put your money on the Astros. Jack Leiter sucks
>>154674810Baty, Benge, eWing fuck ya
>>154676415im sorry but I just dont believe that half of /mlb/ woke up this morning and decided today's the day theyd eat a bagel
>>154676464There's even more. It's essentially rivalry weekend.
>>154676490but Ive had a bagel for breakfast everyday this week...
>>154676418gm :)
>>154674790
>>154676431She seems nice
>Yankees-Mets on Appletv tonight>poorfags already complaining on X
>>154675785bugger me arse
>>154675785https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giH3EDia1rw
Donut time! Positive run differential clubs only :)
For me? It's the humble apple fritter.
>>154676684more like asshole finger kek
>>154676684There is nothing humble about an apple fritter
>>154676680I used to live near a Krispy Kreme and got donuts for breakfast every Friday. Their coffee was really good and if I was lucky I got there right after they came out of the oven.
>>154676704Sounds nice except I hate krispy kreme.
>>154676684humble fritter got 'em malding in the replies kek
>>154676715This one was really good. They had a window where you could see them being made.
>>154676741Did they know you were spying on them?
for me, it's the Toronto Maple Leafs (Canadian Baseball League)
>>154676632I’m not poor but you’re fooling yourself if you think I’m ever paying for apple he-she pozzed, or any streaming services for that matter
>>154676757Yea they let me do it
>>154676783Ok but why are you posting in a pozzed genny on a pozzed website?
>>154676783So go to a bar if you want to watch the game
>>154676783just illegally stream it?
>>154676801Because I’m gay and my dick is small
hindsight is 20/20, but the phillies drafted aidan miller over kevin mcgonigle in 2023 even though mcgonigle played in the philadelphia area
>>154676785When did mlb ban tobacco products? They should unban tobacco products.
>>154676490You must buy bagels in a plastic bag
>>154676644You don't want that
Heard joke once. Man goes to doctor. Says, “Doc, my starting pitchers are really struggling. They keep giving up early runs and get no offensive support!" Doctor says, “Oh well you're in luck, the San Diego Padres are playing today. Your boys should have no problem against that lineup!" Man bursts into tears. “But doctor..."
For me, it's winco's jalapeno and cheese bagels with jalepeno cream cheese.
>>154676783My buddy gets apple TV through his folks and shares it with me, been a lifesaver for baseball and f1 this year. I hate buffering more then I hate spending a few bucks.
>>154677000lemme get a half pound smear
>>154676783whatever you say, poorfag.
>>154677019I always get cream cheese on the side because I like to taste the bagel more than the cream cheese.
my cubbies :)
>>154677035I normally get a full pound but I didn't wanna break your balls
>>154676998you stole this from me
>>154677068I hardly know her!
>>154676998BOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154677019>>154677035>>154677061Ordering a bagel is an east coast thing, and it's weird, akin to going into a donut shop and being like>uhhhhh yeah can I get an order of ritz crackers and tillamook cheese but oh not too much cheese
this is a croissant general
>>154673317He's a frustrating player. He possess elite, possible HoF, level contact skills but the guy just refused to ever develop a single other aspect of his game. He's slow, mediocre in the field, weak arm, no power. If he had ever bothered to improve a single other tool he probably wouldn't have been passed around the league like cheap whore.
>White Sox callers aren't fully buying in to 2026 team because of Jerry Reinsdorf | Spiegel & Holmes
EL PASO PADRES
>>154677133Tillamook makes cream cheese thoughever
>>154677316>Tillamook doesn't produce fresh mozzarella Lame
>Yankees/Mets>Phillies/Pirates >Guardians/Reds>Rangers/Astros>Marlins/Rays>Cubs/White Sox>Dodgers/AngelsOh, I see what you did there
>>154677338"fresh" mozzarella that comes prepackaged from a factory is never worth it. it should only be bought from a deli that made it that morning.
>>154677316Tillamook is overrated r-right Moco-chan?
>>154677316Based>>154677362Can't be overrated when you are the best out there. If it ain't Tillamook, it ain't cheese
>>154677133It’s not weird to order a bagel at a bagel shop. And they sell cream cheese on the side too, like if you order a dozen and a couple cream cheese.
>>154677396Their cheese is meh, but their ice cream is god tier.
>>154677316>>154677396*spits*
had danefag pegged as more of a swallower. disappointed desu.
i pegged your mom
This is now a Canes genny
>>154677362Why are you still posting here? You got exposed
>>154677445Never been
>>154677448>exposed
Wake up /mlb/, it’s the Met World Series today.
>>154677445>>154677458its a kfc genny and always has been
>>154677471dodgers, come get your boy
>>154677445Cane?
Idk today feels fated, like whatever happens could determine how the teams will perform the rest of the way. I was at the last subway series at the max fried start and I remember how badly things went for the mets that day in July. It seemed like it was all downhill for them after that fated game in 2025.
In n Out genny desu
>>154677491If I eat those tendies will you die
I would beat anybody in /mlb/ in a cock fight
>>154677471ok you can't tell me I'm not supposed to laugh about this
>>154677509Pls no bully
>>154677506it would be extremely tasty
>>154677464>playing dumb
>>154677471Why do they say “former Mets pitcher” when he is a current Dodger pitcher. Why does the (((media))) always let doyerpacos off the hook
>>154677506It would be extremely filling
>>154677509dont hurt em dane!
>>154677504damn mococochang got fat...
>>154677530yeah why would "SleeperMets" do that??
>>154677510It’s so fucking retarded kek>>154677530MDS lil fella
>>154677534They expect one of us on the line, brother
>>154677471chicken number 3, after I kill the first 2, play the 3… and if I can’t kill it, don’t play it. I have to kill the first 2
>>154677527I still don't get it.
>>154677576Can I get uhhhhhhhhhh box combo, substitute the slaw for an extra sauce
>The Los Angeles Dodgers could face a massive PR nightmare from LA vegans as star pitcher Edwin Diaz finds himself at the center of a federal animal cruelty scandal.>A USA Today investigation linked the $102 million closer to an illegal cockfighting ring in Puerto Rico through incriminating social media posts and promotional materials.Edwin Diaz of Team Puerto Rico celebrating a strikeout during a baseball game.>Despite the federal ban on the blood sport that took effect in 2019, Diaz reportedly appeared in tournament graphics ... wearing his official Dodgers uniform. The controversy also took a turn after the discovery of a March 2026 interview with outlet El Nuevo Día in which Díaz openly discussed his family’s involvement in the underground circuit.>Diaz described cockfighting as a pastime he has followed since childhood and confirmed that his family entered four roosters into a recent tournament.fucking kek
>>154677576Should I get Cane’s before the Mets game tonight? Never been… what’s the best thing to order for a normal weight man like myself.
>>154675711I’m a White Sox fan and I’m looking forward to the Cubs taking us down a peg
>>154677616This anon knows the best order>>154677598
AI frens I'm gonna need an Edwin Diaz Dodgers cockfighting promo as soon as you finish your donuts and coffee
>>154677616>what’s the best thing to order for a normal weight man like myself.two caniac combos
>>154675711Most of us are Reds men now...
>>154677616Box combo no slaw extra toast, if you're hungry get the 6 piece combo instead. Always no slaw extra toast.
>>154677615I’m starting to get fatigue from all these millionaires who keep getting into the worst situations. How greedy and corrupt do you have to be for this kind of behavior?
>>154677649no...NO!!!
>>154677615Only in LA could vegans be a big enough demographic to cause problems
>>154677662I was thinking the same thing lmao, maybe SF too
we're gonna need a ringer
>>154677615purely socioeconomic factors
>>154677615
>>154677670The fag capital of the world
but cockfighting and pedophilia are their culture...
>>154677585fucking kys
Might get canes for Cam Schlittler’s perfect game
autistic poodrepaco seething kek
>>154676519Fuck you too. I hope we win because I don't like the mest and I want to keep laughing at the mest.
>>154677316>>154677396>based Tillamook sales rep perusing /mlb/ on his downtimeDo you ever deepthroat or insert various cheese blocks and which is your favorite to utilize during love making?
>>154677740Luckily for you the Mets suck
Wang is more committed to the poodres then he was his 5th graders kek
>>154677740I think it would be a lot funnier for all parties if the yankees lost, or were possibly even swept.
>>154677758so true kek
>>154677396>>154677316these anons are going places
>>154677740typical selfish new yorker, we want to see the yankees suffer now!
>>154677758>got burnt out after 5 months of teaching middle schoolerskek probably got physically dunked on his 5 foot 2 ass
I love baseball!
>>154677851you're in the wrong thread
https://voca.ro/1euHUAUB8VWr
>>154677855i...isn't this the baseball thread? w...w...where am i?
>>154677748Not really, I just rub Tillamook Ice Cream over your mom's nipples to make them hard
>>154677870Holy based! Gotta rub summa dat COLD CREAM all over m'lady's nipps before I suck them while fucking her missionary
Tillamook makes good products if you’re a retard from the PNW that has never left and seen the word
>>154677869this is the cubbiegirls general
>>154677869this is the Redsmen general
>>154677869hi :3
>devin williams is elite again>edlose is about to have his contract voided and blacklisted from mlb
>>154677887get back in your cave cheeselet
Cheese sucks lol
>>154677887Tillamook is a godsend to this world. Fagbot and Shartgento is just cow semen
>>154677887Yea fr if you're not flying to Bordeaux every morning for cheese you shouldn't have an opinion on grocery store products that any one can buy
>>154677530Because Mets = clicks. Like, 30% of why "lolMets" exist is because the Mets drive engagement unlike any other team. So anything negative you can attach to the Mets, they'll do so.>>154677919Missed an elite Devwin pun angle
I blame Manfred for this genny being so bad. This is what happens when there are no early games, we just argue about cheese instead of discussing baseball
>>154677316Can confirm this shit is fire. Goes great on a hotdog as well
>>154677965the highest paid closer in baseball posed for a cockfighting promo in his uniform and there are most posts about cheese and bagels kek
Are we ready for Cam Schlittler’s perfect game?
Battle for Ohio starts today. You WILL watch it anon
Tillamook sucks only retards from the PNW rate it but we all knew this kek
>>154677576Your mom gave me her box combo and I gave her my three finger combo
>>154677961Don’t dodgers drive clicks? Most baseball fans hate them now. Mets have been irrelevant for like 25 of the past 30 years
he didn't pose for the photo but they used the dodgers uniform for a cockfight he was going to be at lmao
>>154678024What is the problem with this?
>>154678022>Don’t dodgers drive clicks? Most baseball fans hate them nowThey do, just not on the level of the Mets.>Mets have been irrelevant for like 25 of the past 30 yearsThat's actually exactly why they drive engagement. They're a big market, big spending team that perform nowhere near the level of their payrolls, and there's nothing that drives engagement in baseball fans more than the failures of a big-market, big-spending team.
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>>154678055worth looking into for cockfighters
Why am I starting to get the feeling that the metsiners are about to take the league by storm?
this is a dogfighting general
>>154678098Decoy vs the Nats puppy. Who you guys got?
>>154678112>doggiedoos kekgimme a hundred on the labrador
>>154678024>$1k minimumshigh rollers at a chicken fight?
i got that dawg in me
>>154678130yes of course that's an easy toss to that rooster
>>154678112yamamoto's dog
>>154678142We ain’t ducking no smoke
>>154672552Sideshow Bob Roberts
>>154678024>look at this poster>”lol mets”
it's happening
>>154678166He's just getting started.
kek doyerpacos
>>154678163who is saying lolmets about this tho? everyone is posting about it, including mets accounts.
>rivalry weekend>Red Sox vs Braves>Mariners vs Padreswhat
>>154678130its illegal. they want bettors not spectators
>>154678202>it's a rivalry because they are located near each other
>vedder cup
>>154678202Its sole purpose is to ensure home-and-home series for Yankees/Mets and Sox/Cubs. If your team's "rival" isn't a rival, it's because this weekend isn't for you.
>>154678202>Interleague rivalsDo boston and Atlanta have nothing else going for them?
1 Vedder cup is worth 28 WS rings
>>154678209it's not illegal in PR, it's just funny that they used the dodgers to promote a cockfight and it's prob gonna make a bunch of freaks descend on uniqlo field at the latrine to protest
>>154678202Why isn't As vs SF the battle of the bay?
>>154678202>>154678249Boston Braves is the connection there I'd imagine. it's still just a stupid marketing gimmick.
>>154678259Probably because Sacramento is technically not the Bay Area.
>>154678269O yea forgot about that. Now I also remember how much I hate Fisher
>>154678249they share a city in their history and are the best fits for each other in the eastNYY NYMBAL WASTB MIABOS ATLTOR PHI - also not great but theres nothing left
The braves will have the Nashville Padres for rival week soon
>>154678256its illegal but PR wont enforce it and the US doesnt care enough to force them to.
>>154678291padres arent going anywhere. devil rays would be the ones to move but the As move is going to flop and the lockout is going to fuck shit up so it may never happen
>>154678291>mindbroken by 5 months of middle school banterkek
>>154672485They were a playoff team as recently as 2021.
>>154678314it was very traumatic please be respectful
>>154678311>padres arent going anywhere.They aren't going to win shit in San Diego either. Relocate out of San Diego and win a Championship else where. It's worked for the Chorgers.
>>154678323Why do all their fans act like drowning in the pits of despair then? Even now they act like the pope just saved them from 100 years of suffering?
>>154678366shitcongo people are entitled
>>154678366Probably because Jackie fell off a cliff and got HEEMd in a fight he started and they became one of the worst teams ever in 2024.
>>154678342>It's worked for the Chorgers.oh kek. time to find another job Fuwawa your unemployment is running out lmao
>>154678366we would never do that in the PNW
>>154678366>>154678374>>154678403get educated
>>154678342>It's worked for the Chorgers.Huh
>>154678202Mariners and Padres have shared a spring training facility for several decades and now the rivalry supports Eddie's charity for a weird skin disease.
>>154678220lmao lol lmfao
>>154678414>mests can't even be the worst at being the worst anymore
>>154678202VEDDER CUP
why is there no cockfighting general on /sp/?
>>154678202is there anything in baseball more humiliating than "the vedder cup"
>>154678414Luis Robert Jr. is the face of the most losses in MLB history.KEK
I can't wait for the Soundgarden Classic this year (Red Sox vs Mets)
>>154678441>ITS BECAUSE EDDIE VEDDER GREW UP IN SAN DIEGO AND STARTED PEARL JAM IN SEATTLE
>>154678455The Crosstown Cup is a proud tradition and actually means something, meanwhile the vedder cup is who even knows?
shartycord does not like the vedder cupperino
>>154678486He's from Chicago thoughbeit.
>>154678486
>>154678484true
>>154678499IS THAT THE HECKIN VEDDER CUP TROPHY?
>>154678493>The Crosstown Cup is a proud tradition and actually means somethingoh yeah? what does it mean then?
shartycord outta nowhere...
>>154567299 kek
>>154672552When Homer gets seatpilled
>>154678530kek stankeedoo 'em!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>154677352>Yankees/Mets>not playing on 9/11you had ONE job, Manfred
>>154678580Most longtime New Yorkers are sick of hearing about 9/11 actually. I once read that the memorial does almost no local business and it’s all tourists.
doyerpacos seething kek
>>154678558kek his own teammates don't even like him
lil bro mets kek
>>154678516>no answer
>>154678625NTA but you can laugh at fans of the other team at a bar or something over the summer that’s always fun
>>154672552Mr. Burns confirmed Jints fan
>>154678558>me in my car on a daily basis to quiet the voices
Mark my words, Mets WILL sweep this weekend.
lil bro tweaking kek
>>154672552uh oh
>>154678638Which Giants?
>>154678530actual schizo discord yankee behavior
>>154672552/mlb/ relevant
I need nu tho
where is /nu/
nu>>154678715>>154678715>>154678715
>>154678512Yes :)
