Raiders.
3rd for getting BAKED
>>154673268>>154673270based bird flippers
https://strawpoll.com/e2naXVQAlyBVote for teams that make you SEETHE
Go Broncoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo
>>154673221>>154673231But we know EXACTLY which two.
Bro the Bills schedule is brutal. I could see them going 1-4 to start the season
>>154673290And? Division rivals are supposed to hate each other. The outlier here is that the Cardinals aren't getting any votes.
>>154673270Why did he do it
>>154673294I'd have them favored in week 3 and 4 tbqh I think 2-3 start at the very least. Wions in week 2 TNF will be dope last time they played was that crazy 48-42 game iirc
Since the other thread died, Ill ask again.Who is the original Dome Babby? Is it Brees?
>>154673301This is the year they turn it around.
>Raiders have 0 prime time gamesNo aura fc
This is your daily reminder that the Green Bay Packers are the only team in the National Football League who DO NOT suck billionaire cock.Workers of the world unite, and support the Packers!
>>154673264Jameis and Rex Ryan have it made in NYC, but imagine being Micah Parsons and trying to fulfill your foot fetish in Green Bay
>>154673280>chiefies voting for themselves lmaoooo
>>154673353>No auraCorrect. They have Dark Horse SOUL. Raiders have spoiler demon written all over them.Im thinking the Chargekeks will be victimized again.
Truly this is the Bills' year
>>154673308>>15467329412-5 aint bad
>>154673398it amazes me how much Bills fans suck Allen's cock, when he's also the reason they crash and burn, lmao.
>If Green Bay can go 3-1 or 4-0 in that opening quarter of the season, which certainly seems attainable, they'll be able to hit the ground running before reincorporating their best player back into the lineup. Parsons' return will also be incredibly timely with a stretch that involves the Packers facing the Bears at home, the Cowboys at home, the Lions on the road and then the AFC champion Patriots on the road.
>>154673413Yea i could see it. I liked the Jim Leonhard hire as DC that was a huge get but I still think their roster is piss poor at a lot of spots. They're a DJ Moore injury away from being in the exact same spot as last year with Josh throwing to complete scrubs
Josh Allen is the white lamar
Jets have 0 prime time games No aura fc
>>154673353The raiders always fuck you over when try to look past them
The toughest start in 40 years>New England has the hardest Weeks 1-4 strength of schedule entering a season since the 1986 Philadelphia Eagles. All four games are against 10-win teams from 2025, and three of the four are road games against teams with at least 12 wins last season.
>>154673469>jacasJackass!
Jordan Anquan is the black Larry Johnson
>>154673484Fuckin nightmare fuel right there
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>>154673484>>154673497Real coward hours are we?
>>154673398Why did he do that?
I think it's bullshit to play divisional games internationally
I think I'll just step over here
>>154673526Sorry kiddo. Niners taking over sofi is bad for business.
>>154673497Fuck you coward
>>154673526Don't carry what you think, goy. You'll still watch.
>>154673526I disagree.
>>154673526Fuck the Nanners we'll play em wherever we want. Pack your shit up Kyle
>just watched the rams schedule release videoUnironic boomer kino. Everyone else is playing to what the kids like now and the rams know the timeless memes
>>154673600Anywhere except in the playoffs apparently
Raiders released some QB kino earlierhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw2w4koO-kY
hey.
>>154673282>Another home dad dicking by Papa Trevvery sad for you guys
>>154673625good visuals in it
Which team had the worst schedule release video and why is it the cards
Hurts wakes up to the sound of his neighbors having a little get together. He curls into a ball, his old knees burning in pain
>no short weeks because no primetime games>all games on Sunday>regular practiceThis is a good thing for a rebuilding year.
The Packers' schedule release video was claymation kino.Their schedule in the first half of the season is pretty easy, but after the bye week it becomes brutal. Rams, Bills, Bears, Texans, and Lions all in a row.>@ MIN - W>@ NYJ - W>vs. ATL - W>@ TB - W>vs. CHI - W>vs. DAL - W>@ DET - L>vs. CAR - L>@ NE - L>vs. MIN - W>@ LAR - L>@ NO - W>vs. BUF - L>vs. MIA - W>@ CHI - L>vs. HOU - W>vs. DET - W11-6 sounds about right if Parsons is healthy.
>>154673727the cardinals have not been a relevant franchise for decadesthey're the washington wizards of the nfl
Trevor Lawrence didn't actually cut his hair, right?
>that mfw when you see the bussy
49ers schedule release was kinda weak but whatever. Good feeling about this yearHighest is a 12-5 no nortemanos?
Remember when Dak got spat on, his teammates didn't back him up, and then they lost the game?
>>154673659i do fear the jags, senpai. your team pairs too well against my bronkies.
>>154673775>still suck african penis the next yearlel
>>154674194now bussy I can get into
>>154674057it was his wife's pubic hair. even worse imo
where are my fellow Bo Nix enthusiasts?
>>154675592Nice try, Buranjit
>>154675592rightings here saar
schedule release videos are so fucking cringy and gay
>>154675626
>>154675704Perfect for the NFL
Seattle first team to get five prime time HOME games since 2008. >That's a big win for the Seahawks and the city of Seattle to have five home games under the bright lights, which will allow the champs to maximize their raucous crowd for their "Dark Side" defense
Chiefs' two mainstays at corner, Trent McDuffie and Jaylen Watson, are now both on the Rams. It appears that 2026 sixth overall pick cornerback Mansoor Delane out of LSU and 2025 third-round pick Nohl Williams will be taking their places in the upcoming season. The NFL gave them the first half of the season to gel before throwing them into the deep end in the back half of their 2026 schedule. Defensive coordinator Steve Spagnuolo will have his hands full attempting to game plan for six consecutive weeks facing an MVP finalist at quarterback from Weeks 12-17
>>154676001retarded queefs let them go, lmao.
>and then, after Puka ruined his chance at a contract, THEY TOOK TY SIMPSON
>>154676001>Simmons is the next Trent Williams>Mansoor Delane is the next...
>>154675930>>154676001trent mcduffie & jaylen watson are out of Washington & Washington State so they are also "Dark Side" defense, referencing the gloomy "Big Dark" PNW winter. Due to the high latitude they don't get much sunlight over winter
>>154673413>sweeping the divisionwhen was the last time that happened?
>>154676156eli apple
>>154673463I wonder what this guy does for a living
>>154675704
>Giants get 4 prime time gameswhy? nobody wants to watch that garbage
>>154676263dunno. but you gotta Bo-Lieve
>>154676297NFC Least always gets spammed in prinetime
>>154676297I’m nobody. Who are you? Are you nobody, too?
Which team are you actively rooting against this year?https://strawpoll.com/e2naXVQAlyB/results
>>154676297They should at least have a winning record this year
>>154676346I am the terror that faps in the night
>>15467341310-7 and win the division, the NFL really gave the Patriots the easiest schedule that they could.
>>154676156From Rams to KC for McDuffie1stR 2026 DT Peter Woods3rdR 2027 5thR 2026 RB Emmett Johnson6thR 2026 QB Garrett NussmeierChiefs Gave To Cleveland to move up to get Delane:1stR 2026 (Spencer Fano, Browns new LT)3rdR 2026 (CLE got 3 picks by trading it to Giants, who used it to select WR Malachi Fields)5thR 2026 (CLE got a 4thR pick in 2027 by trading it to SEA, who used it to get OG Beau Stephens as SEA is sub-mid at both LG and RG)
>>154676403The Patriots should win the division again, they still have an easier schedule than the Bills, they have better receivers, their defense is better, they just have an awful O Line
>>154676412Bills are a better team than the Patriots.
>>154676457
Who would you rather see go 5-12, the Patriots or Chiefs? The other team goes 13-4 and makes it to the conference championship
>>154673978>if Parsons is healthy.
How many this year?
>Bengals schedule gets released>I was rightOnce again the NFL refuses to schedule warm weather teams to play @ Bengals in December. Buccs and Jaguars are both scheduled within the first month of the season. The league clearly doesn't want the Bengals to have any home field advantage at all. I'm exhausted with how rigged and controlled the NFL is.
>>154676478Why is the league triggered by the Eagles? They're always pulling some bullshit like this.
>>154676493
>>154676503At least you your Ravens@Bengals primetime game. I got sick of hearing Bengals faggots cry that the primetime games were always in our stadium
>>15467649660% completion percentage
>>154676503lol Bills don't have a home game in December either.
>all their most difficult/important games scheduled week 12 or laterThe league rigged it for the Chiefs again. Gotta keep them competitive for when Mahomes comes back.
>>154676520That’s retarded
At this point I'm pretty sure Vrabel and Roussini just had open relationships and neither of their spouses cared at all>>154676528Mahomes being on the field doesn't change how bad their roster is
>>154676515Burrow, like all Bengals QBs, has a losing record in primetime games. I'd gladly take nothing but standard 1pm games.
>>154676537I guess they play the Bears at home.
>>154676520Bengals have two home games in December Chiefs on the 13th and Ravens on TNF New Years eve. That whiny Bengals faggot is acting like the Bengals always get fucked over because Bengals faggots have been doing that every single season in their history. It's never their fault. Pathetic whiny bitches
>>154676547You clearly spent your school years fucking sheep instead of learning how to read.
>>154676410Chiefs also get a lot more money to spend Rams Trent McDuffie makes $31M per year.Chiefs Mansoor Delane will make $9M per year.
>>1546762632025
>>154676547The chiefs and ravens aren’t warm weather teams
>>154676559>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE BENGALS @ RAVENS GAMES ALWAYS ON PRIMETIME!!!!>league gives you Ravens @ Bengals on primetime >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DON'T WE HAVE WARM WEATHER TEAMS PLAYING 8N OUR STADIUM IN DECEMBER??!? ITS NOT FAIR FUCK YOU GOODELL!!bro nobody cries more than Bengals fans in the AFC North it's been this way forever. Ever since Carson Palmer got his knee BTFO by the Steelers in the 05 playoffs you faggots always find something to cry about whether it's the schedule, refs, front office etc. Nobody has the perfect schedule get the fuck over it
>>154676547Ravens fan surging out on a shitty franchise like Cincinnati Not a good look
>>154676576You're literally arguing with somebody else or some strawman. Seek help and stop fucking sheep, it's clearly rotting your brain.
>>154676578Because they do this every year. Browns fans are trash almost every year but at least they don't act like them failing isn't their fault. Bengals have always been pointing their fingers at everyone else and looking for excuses. I can provide so many examples over the year articles after articles about just that 2015 game alone where Burfict and Pacman Jones both got rightfully penalized and they choked an easy playoff win. They're the biggest faggots in the division and are constantly crying about something
Just remember everyone, if your life sucks, at least you aren't a sheep fucker from NZ that's crashing out over a team that's ~8000 miles away from him in a sport that his country doesn't even care about.
>>154676610Not yet at least
I can drink a lot. I bet I can outdrink everyone on /nfl/
>>154676610Yea bro im "crashing out" not just rightfully calling Bengals fans whiny pussies like they are. Imagine thinking your season schedule isn't fair because you apparently need to play one game against the Bucs/Falcons/Dolphins etc at home in December and if you play them in October instead it's the league fucking you over. That's literally what the faggot bunghole is crying about after they just spent years crying for a Ravens@Bengals PRIMETIME game which the league gave them on New Years Eve. It's genuinely embarrassing how mindraped they are
>>154676589Cincy is a small market city in a boring region hosting one of the shittiest franchises in NFL history. You're really scrapping the bottom of the barrel giving a fuck about them, especially to seething tier levels
>>154676619I don't drink and never have. Being able to outdrink me is like an adult being able to throw further than a newborn.
>>154676634Out throw Chad pennington*
Cardinals might not win a single game this year.
>>154676633They're still a division rival dumbass. That's like telling a Bears fan not to make fun of or give Packers fans shit because Green Bay has a small population. Their market size doesn't mean shit to me. Steelers and Browns play hard and don't make excuses everytime they win or lose. Bengals fans will ALWAYS find a reason it wasn't their fault and how they should have 2-3 Superbowls by now
>>154676639Any team that's winless at the end of October will be in full-on tank mode to get one of those 3-5 prized QBs in the draft.
The Bengals are about to miss the playoffs for the 4th season in a row.
>>154676654No Mahomes, no Burrow, no Lamar
>>154676648You have zero connection to any NFL team and yet you're still crashing out. I'm dead serious, seek help immediately.
>>154676654Burrow has only made the playoffs twice out of his 6 years in the league. Getting to the playoffs is actually an anomaly for him.
>>154676654Damn it’s been 3 years?
>>154676667When you have glass bones, paper skin, and the worst pass blocking o-line in the league since you were drafted, that'll happen.
>he's still sperging out paragraphs KWAB
>>154676661>Noooooo the only real fans are mutts like me and my brown shit color skinned family!!!!!Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek lowest IQ faggot itt Bengals just need more help o algo Burrow just needs refs to save him from injury o algo this is our year o algo
Glad I was here to witness such a hilariously epic crashout
>>154676667He just needs more help and a home game against the Bucs in December that's apparently the key to it all!!!
>>154676676Don’t forget rickety doozlers
Apparently if this game against a warm weather dome team happened one week later the Bengals schedule would be fair but because it happens at the end of November the Bengals have no advantage against this warm weather dome team ;(That one week is apparently Goodell being unfair to their team according to an actual Bengals fan itt keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>154676689The Super Bowl year they played the chargers and niners at home in December (and lost both lel)
>>154676709Why’s the home team on the left, what is this, soccer?
>>154676648>That's like telling a Bears fan not to make fun of or give Packers fans shitFor the Ravens that would be the Steelers1) You're not going after the Steelers but the Bengals. That would be like a Bears or Packers fan going hysterical over the Lions
>>154673353>Raiders have 0 prime time gameswait, start Kirk Cousins over Mendoza, the Raiders could go 17-0
>>154674057he did
>>154676496Oil changes?Lube jobs?tail pipe inspections?
I'm so sick of the narrative that Josh Allen is just the most unlucky guy in the world and that he should have won two superbowls by nowHe didn't. He keeps losing. His legacy is "He's pretty good." That doesn't entitle you to being one of the best ever
>>154676736this was a wig
>>154676721>cowboys vs 49ers Did someone who only watched football between 1992-2000 make this
>>154676725I wouldn't be surprised at all if Mendoza only starts in garbage time throughout this yearThe Raiders should use the first year of his rookie deal to build up everyone around him so you don't have a situation like Drake Maye where they had to rebuild the O Line two years in a row
>>154676648>>1546767212) when people say small market, they mean pic related. Packers have arguably the best history of any franchise and have a nationwide following of bandwagon fans, similar to Notre Dame. Ive known lots of people in life that are Packer and Notre Dame fans even though they have no connection to that region of the country
>>154676711Lmfao i don't remember these specific gamethreads but i guarantee Bengals fags were crying about refs the entire time. That's all they ever do
>>154676743>my wife spent weeks in Costa Rica without me after I icked on the world stage
>>154676758Phoenix being so low is insane since Phoenix is one of the biggest cities in the USA
>>154673264Is it over for my patties?
>>154676747cope
>>154676761I love that Bills fans need to cling to this as a response to Allen's wife literally getting fucked by another man>But they were playing pretend!!
>>154676772his wife responded with 2 hearts and a laughing emoji, if it was real she would not be clowning him on the social
>>154676743do you not understand what acting is and that movies aren't real? like the death star never existed and darth vader is just an actor in a plastic suit
>>154676758>mansass shitty>only 16 after that SB runHoly kek
>>154676768I think 10 or 11 wins is about right, I think they split with Buffalo, probably beat the Packers, lose to the Jaguars, and maybe lose to the Lions I'm not sure
>>154676773I’m not a Bills fan and yeah it’s much different than le baking cookies, butthurt fag
gay and cringe
>>154673398KWAB
>>154676778
>>154676768not bad, except they aint beating the jags, lol.
https://x.com/i/status/2055068201935864281
>>154673522Because he's a bad quarterback
>>154676721>>154676758Well you specifically said market size but if you want a better comparison then the Bengals would be similar to the Vikings in our division. Lots of winning seasons in their history but so far 0-3/0-4 in Superbowls
>>154676798Lol
>>154676798As funny as it would be sadly it isn't real, the Chargers video is the only one that referenced the scandal directlyI think the real highlight of this is the jets being a barely cooked can of chef boyardee
>>154676802Kek the falcons could be good but penis jr ain’t it
>>1546767872 homo’s
NFL gave the chiefs the easiest strength of schedule for the first games and an early bye to help Mahomes get healthy, what a fucking faggot league lmao.
You stupid fucking bitch.
>>15467674313 seconds game will probably haunt him forever. We'll still be talking about it in 20 years.
>Deion: My nepobaby son ‘went through hell’ during NFL Draft process, rookie season with Browns
>>154676881it paid off for him because he became a pro-bowl qb.
Do not let the Patriots take pride in even a single win
>>154676865An alt NFL player would be kino
>>154676967You rang?
God that Titans video was so good
Football peaked here. There will never be aura like this in the NFL again. The General. The Commander. The King.
>>154676798>>154676811Hate on our beloved Ann Maye as much as you want but most of her recipes are SCRATCH she just eyeballs that shit.
>>154677048For my money this would be the coolest moment ever
They really made Stidham vs Justin Fields MNF?
>Cardinals had an AI schedule release video before going 0-17Kino
my bearsies :)
>>154676919Based. They're in for a reckoning this year lmao.
>>154677116SUPERBOWL Bears
You got your Jaguars pool tickets where surely nothing questionable happens, right?
Will this finally be the year they go for the Polar Bears uniform?
>>154676808>but if you want a better comparison then the Bengals would be similar to the VikingsTop win pct all timeAFCRavens Chiefs PatriotsNFCPack, Bears, Vikings, Cowboys
why doesn't anyone ever give Bills fans shit for being bandwagoners?
>>154677191Because it's the least shameful thing about being a Bills fan
>>154677191Bills fans have always been hardcore masochists
>>154677199kek
>Deion: Shedeur Sanders ‘went through hell’ during NFL Draft process, rookie season with Browns:(
yeah but could you imagine if they won
>>154677134This but the Jags instead of the toxins.
>>154677238I accidentally posted an older version of mine from before the draft
>>154677191Why would you bandwagon a team that hasn't won a single ring?
>>154677246>Burrow>playoffs
>>154677246For the record I do think the Jags could win the division but I don't see them going all the way. I think they'll be impressive but I don't like the AFC South rn
>>154677254One of the best offenses last year and did a shit ton for their defense in the offseason. If their defensive production was average last year they'd be the best team in the AFC
>>154676808>>154677189And you think thats comparable to the Bengals?Bottom 8 in all time win pctAFCBengals, Texans, Jags, Jets
>>154677271>Burrow>being healthy
>>154676789
>>154677189>>154677279Holy fuck are you gonna keep nitpicking like an autistic faggtot? I said they're comparable i didn't say they were exactly the same. The Bengals have gotten to the playoffs a ton the last 20 years and been to the Superbowl multiple times but never won a chip just like the Vikings have been to the playoffs a ton in the last 20 years and been to the Superbowl multiple times but never won a chip. If you didn't have shit for brains you'd understand things being comparable doesn't mean identical
>>154677156The Bears twitter profile pic might be a tease for it
what the fuck happened to macfarlene toys they used to make the only good nfl figures
>>154677054I do the needful for she
>>154677367Pic related is recent history. See the Vikings on top and Bengals on bottom again?Active worst playoff droughts, bottom 8 (there was a tie so 9 teams in bottom 8)AFCJets, Colts, Titans, Raiders, BengalsNFCFalcons, Saints, Cards, Giants
>>154677425/sp/ hates this
>>154677156The lions need to add a white helmet for full on kimba unis
>>154677467And use it as a chance to crush the myth that Disney stole from this
>>154677462>mogs you
>>154677461>too autistic to get my pointIt's over lil bro stop replying >>154677462This is literally black genocide especially given Drake Maye's Instagram follows
>>154677462Weren't there leaked snaps of Drake Maye cheating on her
>>154677467Nobody knows what that is
>>154677462She's going to be so upset when she finds out he's gay.>>154677503With a dude?
>>154677500Your point that is that you're an absolute fucking retard and you double triple quadruple etc down on being absolutely retarded regularly while berating everyone as beneath you. If you get off on being a complete and utter retard, that's fine. But be cool about, not an absolute dickhead all the time. Nobody likes assholes right? It's a lot better to be a cool/nice dude, right? Or are you really too retarded to understand this? In "our" division as you can it>>154676808the Bengals would be like the LionsAs for "our" division: you're claiming how many divisions as "our" now?
>finish 3rd in division>gets this schedule the next seasonFuck this league
>>154677561Heavy autism with a side of Kiwi obsession. Quite the combo. Unfortunately no cure is known
>>154677584You also had a Cowboys player saying "I low-key don't know where Indianapolis is" in the schedule release video
>>154677613Was this a melanated player by chance?
>arguing with the KiwiIt's an /nfl/ rite of passage at this point
>>154677584>get to play the tits twice, commies, stoolers, lolphins and browns >still bitch Loser mindset
>>154677150I want to get pool tickets so I can oogle at 4/10 Jacksonville girls with unkempt pubes peeking through their bikini bottoms
>>154677425>Cuts a strip of cheese with a spoonshe's perfect
>>154677708That'll be $17,000 plus tip
>All 2026 NFL games sorted from most to least expensive (Lions at Bills #1 at $630, Jaguars at Titans cheapest at $21)
The Eagels schedule release video sucked, none of those players are entertaining at allImagine that exact same video with Dart, Winston, Skattebo, Reese, and Likely
>>154677718Is this how Hollywood types wind up broke
I want to fuck Travis Hunter’s slutty Latina wife
>packers actually got Robot Chicken out of retirement to do their videoPretty based honestly
>>1546777411. same2. she's not slutty
If I bought the Cardinals I'd rename them the Phoenix Phantoms instantly. I don't care that they're the oldest team, there are zero moments in that legacy worth being proud of. I'd treat us as an expansion team who had a rough expansion draft (Our current roster) and go from there
>>154677779It was about as good as one of the more mediocre Star Wars skits. Seeing Grossi there was cool>>154677785A $500k is such an "I've never had money" move
>>154677779>Robot Chickenwhat is that? some ye olde rock band?
Im Bo Nix and this is my favorite thread on /sp/
>>154677797Yeah they wrote Renegade which is funnily the Steelers theme song, I'm surprised they worked with the Packers
>>154677788I’d name them the Phoenix Phasers and go full Star Trek, and every third down we play Worf saying >set phasers to kill Over the PA
>>154677803Him complaining that he's in every commercial was a good joke even if they ran with it for one or two beats too long
>>154677795>$500k is such an "I've never had money" movehe made $6 million in NIL money alone during college
>>154677809I'm surprised there isn't a sci-fi team honestly.
>>154677803>*snaps ankle*
>>154677814How much is left though? A LOT of NFL players have ended up broke while making tens of millions over their career.
eddy lacey is BACK!
>>154677833at least the $30.6 million signing bonus he got
>>154677844Until he spends it all on some mansions, a bunch of drugs, jewelry, studio time for a rap album, all his friends, or other dumb black shit.
>>154677833Why are you pocket watching a 2nd overall pick? I'm sure he's got plenty of money left it's hard to go broke these days with all the financial counseling teams give these guys+the new CBAs have way better pension/retirement plans
>>154677874None of that stopped him from wifing a Latina with a sleeve tattoo kek, he’s well on his way to cromartie/hill status
I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER
>>154677603>Be Kiwi>Regularly work hard on being the biggest autistic in the world >Yet seems to understand being a autistic is not good>also thinks he's a complete genius and everyone is beneath himLots to work on here all alone on the far side of the planet. Good luck
>>154677883nepo baby
>>154677883Deion is an insufferable person
Jeff Monken > Todd Monken
>>154677643Yes, officiating is always on the up and up at Pittsburgh home games
drake sings about your team, right?
>>154677906>coach monkey
>>154677920forgot my pic
>>154677834This dude was so clutch for me in fantasy in like 2013
>>154677834Dr Doolittle lookin ass
>>154677920>sings
>>154677892>YOU ARE AUTISTIC!!!>how?>NOOOOOOO DON'T ASK ME THAT YOU JUST ARE!!!!Fucking lol 80% of faggots itt have never lived in another country and would fucking fall on their face if they had to actually fend for themselves but im autistic because i talk about and enjoy NFL o algo. Genuinely embarrassing projection as always shit for brains. Why don't you get a job and a house and a sweet car and have fun instead of being a plonked mutt? You'll live longer
With how hard everyone is shitting on the patriots you just know they're winning week 1 and having a good season
>>154677584There's a lot of this going around. There were a lot of random teams last season that underperformed due to injuries or whatever reason that most people expect to be better this year.The Eagles arguable have the easiest schedule in the NFCE, because people expect the Bucs, Ravens, Bengals, and Lions to be better.
>>154678081Patriots are in an ideal attitude spot because they're good enough to make it to the Superbowl but basically everyone thinks they're a bad teamAt their absolute worst they're an above average team with a lot to prove
Don't they have universal healthcare in NZ? Seek help, sperg.
I hope the Chiefs have a new QB and coach in five years so I don't have to hate them anymore
>>154677920>>154677937Buy an ad, dov
>the absolute state of mini soda
>>154678061>Why don't you get a job and a house and a sweet carThis from the dude that with no career prospects that posted pics of his shitty apartment and his twenty-year-old $2k used car the other week on here bragging about how much wealth and power he has
Am I the only one who didn't think the Colts' schedule release was great? Some parts were funny, but it was mostly just scrounged up clips.
>>154678235Nah it's fairly criticized for that, the clip show was the best approach since no one in that room would be capable of being funny
https://x.com/CelebJeopardy/status/2055256884878172443TONIGHTJEROPARDYBE THEREROOT FOR MINA
9 foreign games
>>154678235If you have any opinions on >le ebin schedule release vids xD then you've already lost
>>154677920Eagles Nation is abuzz as they are officially FRESH in the world of R&B and hip-hop, mentioned in the triple-album drop today from Drake, one of the greatest of all timehttps://youtu.be/3-jY1JrtqeYAlso referenced: LeBron James>with the line, "I shouldn't even be shocked to see you in that arena, because you always made your career off of switching teams up.">"Please stop asking what's going on with 23 and me," and "he's not, it's in my DNA," seemingly referencing James' number and potentially his support of Kendrick Lamar with a nod to Lamar's song "DNA."Steph Curry>"Back when they was asking about where Davidson was at… now everybody got a blue 30 on they back."Jordan >Are you kicking your feet up with [n-----]? Are you Michael Jordan?"Durant>"Me and KD got way too much cheese..."Gilbert Arenas >being "inside arenas like Gilbert Arenas."Kobe Bryant > "R.I.P. Kobe." Muggsy Bogues> "And Muggsy Bogues dunked for once, even I'm a bit amazed."Wilt Chamberlain >"Kept it a hundred on paper like Wilt" Kyrie Irving >"I might just tell Ky get another small price 'cause he kept it one hundred"Florida's men's basketball> "...natty like a Florida Gator."
Sam Darnold won a Super Bowl
The NFL gave us the Lions week 1 so we can watch Jordyn Tyson rape that sad ass secondary
>>154678061So much this
>>154678306Really hope they win the NFCS
primate bros
>>154678306I wouldn't be surprised if Tyson goes off against the Wions sad corners but in what world do you think this dogshit is stopping Goffie/Amon-Ra/Gibbs?
>>154678358Unfortunate crop on the image there. He looks like an inmate
>>154678386Yeah…because of the crop…
>>154678276Nobody cares about hip hop anymore, dead genre
>>154678394Not all black people are criminals, you know. And let me take this opportunity to remind you that racism is against the rules of this message board.
>>154678410I didn’t say anything about race
>>154678378Poisoning their Gatorade
>>154678378Kool aid drinkers know
>>154678358SHADOOKIE
>>154678276Mad Maxx is loving it. Crosby released his own rap track the other day https://youtu.be/8lj-JEyQbC4
>>154676721I don't think anything beats Bears PackersWith stuff like Ravens Steelers the coaches are friends irl and Ben Johnson clearly wants to get in a fight with LaFleur
Only the Chargers dared mock the Patriots' Mike Vrabel scandal
>>154678511I haven't listened to the other 2 albums yet but Iceman is decent. I wouldn't put it up there with Take Care, If You're Reading This it's Too Late and More Life but it's decent. He's got a great flow but the instrumentals switch up too often makes some songs feel jarring imo
>>154678276>>154678511these tards need to read a book
>>154678579The worst part of other teams poking fun at your team isn't the insult, it's listening to faggots from local media get upset
The Saints top receivers are Chris Olave and Jordyn Tyson. They'll both be in the ICU by week 6.
>>154678276>you always made your career off of switching teams up."This from Drake, the often-criticized bandwagon fan, who bristles at the notion claiming: "Despite what everyone thinks, I do not team-jump"
>>154678637It is bittersweet getting excited the about the 3 games we'll have our injury-prone manlet and injury-prone stringbean healthy at the same time
People still listen to rap in the big 26?
>>154677834based. He felt like the true last /ourGuy/
>>154678127They have a credible defense. Darnold might have the game they were hoping for in the owl coming off preseason but I'd be surprised if the Pats offense did better than less embarrassing.
>>154677834This post got me thinkin bout china food again...
>>154678882If the O Line for the Pats is average, they could beat the Seahawks. Their defense held them to field goals until it became clear what kind of game it was.
>>154673264I will never understand footfags
>>154678891It's almost never about the feet it's about feet as a symbol of domination
>>154678905Cardinals coded post
>>154678890lol no
The fact that Shadeur was the mascot player for the Browns schedule reveal video when he's being outperformed in training camp is so funny
>>154678909how so
>>154678898Still don’t quite grasp it
>>154678891i still think it was weird when my local pastor insisted to wash the feet of me and the other kids on eastern before our firs communion.
>>154678891I'm not a footfag but I had one ex who had really nice dainty tan feet and i would sometimes make her press them against my chest while we fucked. It feels very great ngl. Never really had a thing for any other exes feet just hers thobeit
>>154678939Because they're one of the two teams to use AI slop for their schedule reveal. Congrats on your spam being aligned with the worst team in the league
>>154678792The only rap I listen to is 90s rap.
>>154678951100 Miles and Runnin' has been my jogging song since college
>>154678951I never really understood the whole 90s rap was the best era ever thing. Phaeroah Monch/Organized Konfusion was great and Dr Dre obviously but a lot of the other stuff like Tupac, Biggie, Jay Z etc i never got into
>>154678898No, it’s not.
>>154678891>>154678940>trying to rationalize sexual desireYou are a virgin
>>154678890
>>154678992You’re saying that as if I cared what someone in the internet says Why do you feel attacked by a question
>>154679030>attackedI’m not attacked and I’m not attacking you. Why aren’t you attracted to men’s asses or tits or whatever else? Why aren’t you fucking your female dog’s pussy? Sex isn’t rational. Men like women’s feet because they make their dick hard. Wondering about it further is mental masturbation for virgins
Let's see Ann Michael Maye's feet
Rank >your team's away games by quality of making the location/trip.For the Eagles it's a poor selection of cities t.bh>1. Chicago>2. London>3. Nashville>4. Santa Clara>5. East Rutherford>6. Glendale>7. Arlington>8. Landover
>>154679112The first 3 are pretty cool
>>154679121Yeah I agree but then there's a big drop-off
>>154679026This is such a good shot
>>154679112is airbus uncommon in the us?
>>154679098>Oh my God... It even has painted toenails
>>154679152We have a lot of airbus planes here
>>154679112My friends and I actually just had this discussion because we were going to fly to Chicago when the Patriots went there until it got scheduled as a Thursday game
>>154679158Everyone’s been memeing on the tards but I think the lolphins are a better bet to go 0-17
>>154679187lolphins get to play the jets twice
>>154679175Take off Thursday and Friday and just make it a long weekend in chicago>>154679177Broncos early season is crazy
>>154679175>wickedNuke boston
>>154678404I don't even know what hip hop is exactly. I just remember the SB before last a bunch of NFL people were all "awwww damn, Kendrick Lamar actually did it, the absolute madman," in response to Kendrick deciding to perform a famous song of hod dissing Drake. It was all black NFL guys but I remember Chase Daniels chimed in too. Feb 2022 >had the first rap-centered halftime show (Dre, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, 50 Cent)Feb 2025 >had the first solo hip-hop act: Kendrick Lamar Feb 2026 >Latin hip-hop
>>154679199That’s fair. Achane will have a couple Herculean performances but idk man, the jests look better on paper
>>154679216I could swing it but a lot of my friends have weird jobs like firefighter or nurse where they don't even get regular 9-5 weekday hours to begin with, and I don't think I'd have fun if it were just me>>154679235LEAVE ME ALONE
>>154679256>a lot of my friends are firefighters and nursesKek, are you a professional arsonist?
>>154679283Blood salesman actually
The Pittsburgh schedule announcement was annoying. Yes, they have slang. Every city does.
>>154679247>the jests look better on papertoo bad it was toilet paper!
>"""people""" itt actually watched and formed opinions on schedule release slop videosShiggy
>>154679177>@Eagles>@Cowboys>SeahawksCowboys is a must win because starting 0-3 means we're guaranteed to miss the playoffs
>>154679362I watched every single one kekBy the way you can tell who did and didn't if they say they watched all 32, there are only 30
>The Vikings had to use their kicker to represent the team in the schedule release videoBeargods we have two free wins coming up
>call me kirko chainz i cant believe the meme got back to him lol
>Superbowl is the white bengals versus the polar bears
>>154679437I feel like this had the potential to be a good one if the bit were that these two fucking hate each other
>>154679437Top cringe t.bh
>>154677462That much wholesomeness to doesn't fit the Patriots vibe at all
>>154679446No the most cringe one was the Chiefs, the two actors couldn't sell the joke at allPackers was charmingly cringe
>>154679465Same way I feel about Mendoza and the RaidersThey should have been the QBs for the Packers and Texans, respectively
>>154679446>>154679445nah it was based
>>154679445Fernando’s autism prevents any skits from being any good hes way too awkward
>>154679593Just recreate this but with Cousins as Bob Chandler>Listen to me! Do you realize, do you- Let me tell you somethin. Do you realize that in week 12, we have to go to Cleveland and play the Browns, and then we get a Bye Week? You better get that schedule off of there fast!
>>154679177This one is more interesting. Teams you can be sure will be overrated by the middle of the season.
I'm not a Minaslopspammer but if she wins Jeopardy than there are a lot of people itt that will need to apologize.
>>154679446That's what happens when you have two wh*te players
>>154679653Special event celebrity jeopardies do not count as winning jeopardy
>>154679662Nah the Eagels one was bad and that was 5 black people
>>154679465That applies to much of New England. >So many wholesome towns>Such an unwholesome NFL franchise
>>154679703As someone who lives an hour south of Boston I can promise you there is no possible better representation of New England than the PatriotsConceited to an ungodly degree, a reputation to back it up, can't stand criticism, rotten to the core from every imaginable angle, and a fan base that turns the instant things aren't looking goodGod I love this region
>>154679703New England is mostly wasted on the worthless people that inhabit it t.bh
>>154679744Nah we actually deserve paradise and more
THE PACK RUN THE FUCKING NORTH
>>154676566They lost to the Patriots and Dolphins
>>154679809lmao
>>154679512This is the face of fear in the AFC west.
>>154679158The fact they're just assuming that Mahomes will be 100% and dominate again makes me hope he reinjures himself week 1.
>>154677503Mike Vrabel plays QB?
>>154679703No one gave a fuck about the Patriots until they started winning. New England was a baseball region and the Red Sox were loveable underdogs.
>>154679809They haven't won the division since 2021. Vikings won it in 2022, Wions in 23+24 and Bears in 25. You are arguably the worst team in the division rn
>>154679809I think the Packers miss the playoff this year and questions about Love get serious
>>154679247>the jests look better on paperThey always do. They're draft champs every year. Then they actually start playing and it's the same jests.
>>154679512Did Raiders win the preseason with their schedule release video?https://youtube.com/shorts/9LCux3jx4fMKirk Cousins shares initial impression of the nationally-beloved Mendoza>"Tremendous player. Tremendous person. Looking forward to working together," Cousins said. "I think we'll be a great support system to one another, and, hopefully, I can kind of help lead the way and kind of introduce him to the NFL, and get him started on what's going to be a great career."
I really think the Patriots are gonna beat the Jaguars
>>154678127they're a good but not great playoff team. A team that should've lost in the divisional round if Houston and Denver actually had QBs.
>>154679994Yeah that's about right imo. I'd also add in that I think if either Texans or Broncos had a good QB, they'd be serious competitors for the Superbowl.I think that they could beat the playoff Bills, Jaguars, Chargers, and Steelers. They're middle of the road for the post season.
>>154679994>>154680015I don't think enough people talk about how ass the AFC was. Every NFC playoff team except for maybe the Panthers would have beaten the Pats.
>>154680040Yeah I think that's the quiet part of the entire "Patriots aren't good" debate. If the Patriots didn't represent the AFC in the Superbowl, who the hell would? -Maybe- the Jaguars? The Patriots might have been the best team in that entire conference, that just doesn't mean they're a Superbowl ready team.imo Seahawks, Bears, and Rams would definitely beat the Patriots. Panthers and Packers wouldn't. I could see either way with Eagels or 49ers
>>154680064NFC Leasts haven't given Philly enough crap for losing a playoff game to the $(ers skeleton crew.
The fact that the Chiefs are being treated as any more significant than the Colts, Saints, Falcons, Buccaneers, or Bengals is bizarre.
>>154680064It was the Bills AFC to win until they didn't.
>>154676764It's full of transplants, no one cares about the actual Phoenix teams
>>154680133You guys are going to have to hit me for us in the NFCE. We have our hands tied behind a chair in a dark scary room with the roster the Eagles keep putting together. All we have to look forward to is Philly styling and flexing all over us while it's 99% impossible for us to catch them with the schedule they got
>>154680216It was snowing in Foxboro so even if they beat the broncos the exact same game would have happened lol
it's time to get naked with the bros
>>154680064my Iggles weren't winning shityou would've seen Maye get dunked on in similar fashion until the possession changes which is where you'd have witnessed an offense that would've made the Mayetriots look like the Greatest Show on Turf in comparison final score 9-3 Pats
>>154679633>Teams you can be sure will be overrated by the middle of the season.>Packers Every year
>>154680299If there is one truth about Hurts, that boy always shows up in the Super Bowl
>>154680277In fact it was snowing worse in New England.
>>154680133Bit hard for me to talk shit after how that season went to be desu>>154680299
>>154680155One bad year isnt going to magically not make them contenders. You'd have to be retarded to think that.
>>154680386mutthomes is washed
>>154680372that's a cat, not a wolf
>>154679809Jordan Love has never won the NFC North as a starter.
>>154680386It's rough coming off of an ACL tear. Especially when you're style of playing is so focused on mobility.
>>154677156A Patrician Raider Logo enjoyer, this is pretty damn good.
Who wants to head to the mens bathroom and deflate my balls?
>>154680407Ok but imagine if it was a wolf
>>154680372Seriously why the fuck did they not go with Washington Redwolves
>>154680548>>154680372I'm partial to Washington Fatcats
>>154680548wasn't soulless enough for a DC team
Browns get to look forward watching all the great QB prospects in college football due to come out next year.>Final 2025 regular season QB grade and EPA per play.
thoughts on the wions schedule?
>>154680573>go from redskins, bullets and senators to commanders, wizards, nationals and capitalsThe absolute state of Washington
>muh heckin pee eff eff charterinos!!!!
>>154678891I believe the theory that it's wiring crossed because when I see pretty feet I can feel the same dopamine hit as when I see a nice ass or a woman's cleavage. Also there seems to be a correlation between neurodivergence and feet fetishes. With said intentional feet content is fucking disgusting. The feet threads on /b/ or /soc/ are fucking disgusting. Odorfags are fucking disgusting. Seeing a girl with her shoes off in the library and she's pretty feet? I will think about that all week.
>>154680646Breath into a paper bag slowly and think relaxing thoughts
>>154680635I mean it's a last place schedule, if they acftually aren't terrible they'll be in the playoffs
>>154680635Good chance of starting 6-1 and finishing with a losing record
>>154680635Pretty ideal. Easy first 5 weeks outside outside of the big week 2 game @ Bills which should be fucking dope. BYE before playing the Packers at home is a huge bonus. Last 4 weeks could be tough depending on how healthy they are at that point but a lot of oddsmakers have them winning the No.1 seed in the NFC rn
>>154680635Really easy. Enough where they'll make the playoffs. Get really insufferable about "being back" only to lose in the first round.
>>154680699Holy shit that is a 2025 Patriots scheduleThey just need to beat someone like the Bears or Bills for people to say "Woah they're for real"
>>154676478>>154676505
>>154680286Pics?
burrs have the most fucked up schedule
>>154680838It's the Cardinals and it isn't close. Ignoring the fact that they're the worst team in the league, anybody who could come out of this record with a winning record would be horrifying
>>154680861Poor Jeremiyah Love.
>>154680654in the area of the brain that concerns the sensory organs the section for feet just so happens to sit next to the section for genitalia it does seem plausable for a wore to cross right in that region and now you recognize feet as a sex organI like theory because it means I get to call foot fetishists mentally defective
>>154680861that's only because they're in the nfcwburrs have 2 thursday games, 2 monday games, a friday game and a saturday gamerandom fucking bullshit
#1 seed contender
NFL still mad about Gruden and Brady getting inside information as Raiders owner and lead FOX game commentator Five NFL teams got ZERO primetime games for the 2026 season >Raiders>Jets Geno Smith w/Frank Reich>Titans Cam Ward w/Daboll>Cardinals Brissett/Minshew>Dolphins Malik/Ewers
>>154680911human sexuality is incredibly complicated like everything else.
>initially thought the Bills were getting fucked on short weeks>turns out they have the 2nd most rest days in the NFL
>>154680861You're not accounting for the Carson Beck factor. That's a solid 5 win swing
>>154680959Just kys already
>>154680959Your opinions are worthless
>>154680750Why does the league hate the Eagles and Chargers so much?
>>154680959If Carson Beck wins three games the Cardinals have their guy
The Carson Beck Factor
>>154680987not until i witness Bionic Bo this season
>>154681006Eagles have the worst fanbase everChargers abandoned San Diego, fuck them
Cowboys beat: Cowboys toughest stretch is at start of the season...no easing in..two division games, then Ravens in Rio, at Texans, Buccaneers at home, at Packers on Sunday night and at Eagles on Monday night.
>>154680999I'm imagining you as bald man wearing glasses while saying that lol too funny it's literally making me laugh out loud hahahahahaa bald man with glasses
i'm not bald.
>he has the hyper, rambling kind of autism Imagine giving NZanon adderall or even meth
>>154681047Cliche low brow opinion
>>154681110I want to see him and UAE anon hang out
>>154681105Me neither, I probably have the best hair on /sp/
>>154681105t. wears glassesKWAB>>154681110Never had Adderall but it sounds fun. Tried meth once was average. I prefer LSD or MDMA if im doing recreational drugs
>>154681077Can you ever relax for 2 seconds? Every time we have a nice/cool/comfy discussion going on you chimp out trying to make it 100% about yourself then start freaking out about it more and more exponentially
>>154681047Not really. Off the top of my head the Pats, Cowboys, Chiefs, and Vikings are all worse. Probably more.
>>154681142Nah I'd win
>>154681173I’m sure the hair in this picture is nice but I got bored trying to scroll up past that forehead
>>154681191
>>154681163>Nooooooooooo it's the offseaon stop shitposting please take these threads seriously!!!!! ;(I've posted plenty of on topic stuff about different teams schedules but I'm also gonna have fun and shitpost because that's what /nfl/ is for. You can just hide posts you don't like instead of crying like a faggot and respondingGet Goffie'd
>>154681163>Every time we have a nice/cool/comfy discussion???Can I be invited to one of these
Five teams were left without any primetime games: The Las Vegas Raiders, the New York Jets, the Arizona Cardinals, the Tennessee Titans and the Miami Dolphins.
>>154681329why they dont like my nigga cameron ward
>>154681329Good. No one would watch these.
>>154681361That fumble against the Pats made him look like a misused #1 pick
I hope the Giants get fucking crushed and have a terrible season.
I hope the Giants fucking flourish and have an incredible season
I hope the Giants do okay and have a mediocre season
>>154681167Vikings had a very vocal presence on /NFL/ until JJ busted out. I actually miss them as they were the only NFCN team with a good amount of regularsChiefs, they mostly disappeared after the humiliation ritual of the last 450 days. They did have a little resurgence the other dayPats & Cowboys have had a surprising low % here other than that tripfag they had that was always going hysterical Eagles are loaded on here but they are much nicer than the battery-throwers. You start ragging the Eagles you'll typically have four dudes jumping you but they don't lose their shit over it
>>154680646
>>154681531>a little resurgenceA generous way to describe a crash out
>>154681329If any of them are good they'll end up on the final SNF game of the season.
>>154676827tua will save them
I’ve seen all the schedule release videos.They’re all terrible. Even the chargers one is terrible. Everyone should feel bad
>>154681660>t. Lions fan
>>154673628worked well last time for the rasm
>>154681531You now remember getatan
>>154681660I don't think my team's release video is that bad if you don't try to compare it to others teams, or consider it a schedule release video reallythe other teams go the route of trying to do a sort of creative hype revealmy team just got 5 players and told them to react to their schedule
>>154681772>last posted September 2022I think he left for the sports tavern discord and simply never returned
My Jaggies are going to win the Owl and celebrate on AEW dynamite with the Young Bucks, Kenny Omega, Mox, and Toni Storm.
>>154681047people really somehow think trashy and vulgar is worse than whiney and entitled and that puzzles me
>>154681844Nobody knows anything in your post other than the owl.
>>154677462She’s so jacked, bros. Does she work on her bicep curls?
>>154680936No prime time is the closest the league gets to relegation.
Relegation would be kino
Skat status?
are they really THAT bad?
>>154681615Hey hey! Tua finally gets a mention!No key players lostSame DC was retained Kevin Stefanski (& his OC came with)Bijan Robinson Drake London Kyle Pittsadded WR Jahan Dotsonadded WR Olamide Zaccheausadded TE Austin Hooperdrafted WR Zachariah Branch, OL depth and the other four picks were all defense, also added a bunch of defensive players in FA
>>154682130This was the Saints this time last year and they ended up picking #8
>>154682146>Kevin Stefanski (& his OC came with)Why would anyone think this is a good thing?
>>154682129Crazy this guy is only 220 lbs.
Betting odds have the Patriots at 12 wins. Seems about right
>>154682169Nah they will regress due to SoS plus have they an auto loss week 1
>>154682158Stephen Smith:"Am I supposed to believe in Stefanski getting a QB?"Then they go out and get Tuahttps://youtube.com/shorts/IkYNo7qw1ZQ
>>154682208if they'd simply drafted Bo Nix in 2024 they wouldn't be in this mess but their nigger GM Fontenot had to draft a nigger QB because that's what nigger GMs always seem to do
I have places to go and I'm feeling free
>>154682228>Blo DixPayton bab
>>154682228You're way over your Bo Nix quota for this offseason. Can't you just put a poster of him up on your wall and wear his jersey around town like a normal person instead of crying about him 20 times a day here?
>>154682282First time ive mentioned him itt and anyway i was right Fontenot would've kept his job if he'd drafted Nix with that roster same as Kwesi in Minnesota. Kiwi is smarter than nigger GMs confirmed
The Jags are ALL ELITE
Is there an NFL player who was average regular season but an absolute assassin in the Playoffs?The inverse of Peyton MANNING
>>154682370Sam Darnold and Flacco the years the won the Owl come to mind.
>>154682381Brady (during his Buccs tenure)
>>154682370Eli Manning
>>154682370Joe Flacco the best example 22TDs 10 ints in 2012 then went 11TDs 0 ints in that playoff run>>154682406Not really. 2007 he was good in the playoffs not absolutely dominant. 2011 he was incredible that playoff run however he was great that season threw nearly 5k yards so he doesn't fit the criteria
>>154682396meant for >>154682370
>Steelers are waiting on this guy
>>154682474AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHOULDA GOT YA VAXX LIL BOY
Next thread is gonna suck
>>154682474Wait, wait, wait. They still haven't signed him?
Next thread is gonna be great.
Next thread is gonna be okay at best.
This is the last thread we'll ever have
Baking
Next thread will exist
>>154682608>>154682608>>154682608
>>154676919Kek
>>154677156Packers Bears all white, white-out game, in the snow
