Balance edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>154651121
ugly bastard defeated
who's the person in the hallway kotozakura keeps looking at before the gyoji says it's time to fight?
guy's belly looks like a Pepe
>>154674454say the line, anon
>>154674457
Spaghetti anon, get duolingo just for the katakana exercises and you will be reading the names just fine by the next basho
>>154674474BRUTAL titmog
>>154674468But the names are in fuckin KANJI AHHHHHHHH
>>154674468Hiragana*. Names aren't going to be written katakana
HOLY SHITAhhh damnit, he saved it so fucking well, shame he still lost in the end
>Zak
>>154674476They are in both
KOTOZ -ACK!
With no Hoshoryu to deny the yusho of, Kotozakura is lost in the world.
>we might have a single ozeki in september
good match
hiraDOOOOOOOOOOOOG
>>154674476>>154674477Depending on where you watch, there is what's called 'furigana' written in hiragana above the kanji which show you how it's pronounced.
>>154674477Fug you are right I got them mixed up
>>154674496or none, if Kirishima keeps raping everyone
>>154674474shes mirin his cuatro tetas
>Hiradoumi laying down the smackNice.
>>154674496Not possible, Anon. >>154674508He would still be listed as Yokozuna-ozeki.
>>154674503Why wouldn't they just use hiragana (and kata for foreign words)?Does kanji add context or some shit?
>>154674514You can't always infer the correct phonetic pronounciation from kanji but can't always infer the correct meaning from hiragana, IIRC. Most languages are just retarded in a way, really.
When Kotozakura was Kotonowaka, his matches were much more entertaining; he put in more effort... I don't know, I really don't know what the hell is going on. Now he's "in the dohyo," and since he weighs almost 200 kg, it's hard to push him, but he offers practically no resistance. He lets himself be handled and relies with all his might on his opponent slipping, or getting tired first, or whatever, but he'll never fight on his own.
>>154674514>kanji add contextYes. There are too many homophones.
>>154674513Its still possible for zak to lose this and next basho and Dan to fail the double digit repromotion or even as >>154674508 said kirishima could rope and we'd be left with 2 yokozuna-ozeki
>>154674514The reading is above the name in hiragana, the kanji is relevant because the reading changes based on what kanji you use. Take Shishi, しし could be 44, it could be death death, it could be death poem, whatever. Instead his name is written 獅司, with the first character meaning "Lion" (part of why he often has a lion motif on his mawashi) and the second character is office, chairman, official and comes from his stablemaster's name.tl;dr yeah it does add context or some shit.
>>154674521He needs to be more aggressive imo. He doesn't seem to enter the dohyo with the intent to kick the shit out of his opponents, and that's a big problem imo.
>>154674527Yes, but there are always two ozeki on the banzuke. Yokozuna are ozeki.
>>154674509OC
Yokozuna sumo right there....
>>154674474Tit envy
Damn. This is where I start to believe in a zensho.
cinema
kirishima yusho confirmed
Does zensho count if both yokozuna are out and half of sanyaku is dead?
That cocksure look, he's got this in the bag and he knows it.
Nobody is beating Kirishima
>SAY!>MY!>NAME!
The gyoji blocked the push?
>>154674552Count as what? 15 wins is 15 wins.
>>154674552>>154674562It's a mickey mouse zensho yusho
Very nice ending bouts
>>154674552Onosato will come out of kyujo in the final days just to dumbtruck Kirishima
>>154674552The top being all injured shouldn't affect that, but it might affect those three extra awards they give at the end. Forgot what they're called.
> pushes himself out of the border with a single leg, resists both of his arms being locked twice and reverses it into a push that launches Oho off the dohyoI've seen enough. 15-0.
>>154674576If someone magically donates a rotator cuff
Anything else worth watching on abema while I've got this vpn on?
>>154674521>>154674535I didn't watch during his Kotonowaka days, but I've noticed him being lethargic ever since he got injured post yusho. I think it's moreso that his body can't do it and that makes him demotivated rather than the other way around.
Next flag to (you) me is who ill play in HOI4. I cant make up my mind
>>154674555bah gawd its ura with a steel zabuton
>>154674561Nah. I've seen worse.
>>154674576>dumbtrucklol
>>154674561Nah, if anything he would've gotten flattened if Kirishima didn't recover.
Say something nice about them.
>>154674845Fujiryoga yusho!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oddmhYnaTLwNow this is sumo
Poor Shirokuma, he'd be mid-Makuuchi by now if Onosato would stop hogging all the Nishonoseki chanko.
>>154674954LMAO>>154674602shitaly campaign>b-but I hate the naval stuffshitaly campaign
>>154674438so who has the ugliest physique?kinbozan clearly has the worst skinkotozakura has the weirdest fat depositsshishi has the worst face
>>154675257Hosh has the worst skin with his roid acne. Kinbozan has the smallest face.
>>154674845I called Goshima getting 10+ wins as soon as he out-wrestled Ryuden. Guy's put real work in shoring up his weaknesses and it shows.
i always root for asakoryu because i love watching a short king outplay behemoths
>>154675257>kinbozan clearly has the worst skinThis.
>>154675257Kazuma in Juryo has the worst face (or best, depending on how you look at it)Like you look at those woodblock paintings from 300 years ago and think”that’s ridiculous and exaggerated, there’s no way people’s faces looked like that,” nah, they probably did.The inverse of that is Atamifuji who has the best face, he is literally the kawaii cartoon depiction of what you would expect a sumo wrestler to look like
>>154675335I don't like him because his head seems too large for his body. He reminds me of an oompa-loompa.
>>154674438In sumostats, what exactly is the difference between these two icons?If someone is competing at a level for the first time, then it's also their highest, no?
>>154675340he should get a hitler stache for that Hardy look
>>154675362Yes, but not everyone competing at their highest rank is in the san'yaku for the first time.
>>154675362The D icon is really stupidly worded. It means they're debuting at that rank. H means it's the highest they've been within their current rank. Note how if you hover over Wakanosho's D it's functionally identical but says Makuuchi instead of Sekiwake.
>>154675382Okay so... H looks at the highest specific rank (Maegashira East #13 for example), while D looks at the highest general rank (Maegashira in general).Something like that? There's still ought to be overlap. Maybe I'm retarded
>>154675391Yes. If and may Allah forgive me for saying this but Kotoshoho made S1e next basho he'd have a H because it would be his highest position in the Sekiwake rank.
How rare are 15-0s in bashos?
>>154675410Pre-Teru retirement? Not too uncommon. Post-Teru retirement? LOL
>>154675353>Kazuma in Juryoha ha, dude some of those pictures with his eyes set so deep are wild>Atamifuji who has the best face, he is literally the kawaii cartoon depiction of what you would expect a sumo wrestler to look like100% this. i thought the same thing. he has decent skin and solid weight distribution too. just a big beautiful boy. gonoyama is close, but somehow lacks the happy charm. takanosho is kind of similar, but all of his features are more squished to the center. ura is pretty kawaii too.>woodblock paintings from 300 years agobro just look at the audience, lol
>>154675410
>>154675391No, specific rank. They should really use a different letter for San'yaku debut than for Makuuchi debut. The reason they do it for San'yaku ranks is because when you achieve those, you retain that title for life. Your rank may drop, but after you retire, you'll still be known as "former komosubi so-and-so"
>>154675417
>>154675447Ahh I fucking get it now.Also really? You can't drop from those high ranks back to maegashira?I thought only Yokozuna was the permanent title
>>154675458No, a ton of people in Maega were former sanyaku people. Abi is a former Sekiwake, for example.
>>154675410There have been 78 of them.
>>154675458Please re-read the last sentence. >>154675447
>>154675449Nobody is good enough to zensho now.https://sumodb.sumogames.de/Yusho.aspxCtrl+F "15-0" and see for yourself. Though in fairness I see a stretch from 1996 to 2004 with zero zenshos, though they had some actually great Yokozuna back then so I ain't saying shit.>>154675484Better to look at them my way, gives you a better sense of the time between them.
>>154675487Ah so they'll remember you for your highest-attained rank, right>>154675484>amount of zenshos is close to the amount of yokozunashmmmmmmmmm
>>154675497>for your highest-attained rankYup.
>>154675497YSK that of those 78 zenshos, 16 were Hakuho.
>>154675524>Koga's grandfather had a higher zensho rate than Taiho
>>154675516Any documentaries on that fella? Any good documentaries on sumo history in general?I feel like the best way to understand a sport is to understand its history, I can't just know the rules and watch the current matches, I gotta know the past
>>154675524what's with the repeats?Two different wrestlers with the same name?
>>154675537You're coming across as a time wasting bot at this point and I ain't spoonfeeding you.
>>154675541Correct. That's not even all of the Wakanohanas. lol
>>154675543why are bongs like this
>>154675537https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/tv/sumo/sumopedia/There was a Hakuho doc but I can't find it now.>>154675555Please ignore Neville, he's a known faggot round these parts. These are his feeding hours.
>>154675565cheersAight imma make something to eat and relax with some sumo research, thanks fellas
>>154675581Hakkeyoi!
>>154675458> Any documentaries on that fella?Just watch this shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZZt5zXiN4Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HevM1b2VvN4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHh4i0fH6DwAlso this is the documentary mainly known for "this is the sound it makes" meme, but it's fairly relaxing.https://youtu.be/EQSEW1NFRwo?si=kLyD3Vo1ycsZ3ddQ
>aonishiki demotedfeels bad man
>>154675591>Allow inter-stable matches>Hakuho immediately gives a free win to his stablemate
>>154675604was the toe?
>>154676554I'm not sure what you're asking, but I think the answer is no.
>>154675271>with his roid acneWhat is the stigma (if any) for roids in sumo? Obviously people are doing them but is it just full on wild west or do they have some basic testing just to make sure some guys dont go full 80's pro wrestler.
>>154676638none, if you lose because your oponent was on on roids or peds, thats your fault for not investing in your body. They are however VERY strict on marihuana for some reason.
>>154676638They test, but only narcotics are punished.
>>154674474>you mirin'?
>>154676554no, he injured his left ankle during training on the 6th, just days before the basho. his left pinky toe was recovered enough that he was training and prepared to enter the basho, but this ankle injury sent him to the hospital and he had to fully withdraw.
fucking gaijins...
>Watching the replay of last night on midnightsumo since his replay is about where i dozed off>The constant cutting when anybody gets hurt.I get it if it was some broken ankle or something very visibly broken, but if somebody tweaked a knee or like Hosh's hammy strain then show the fucking thing. Sometimes you want to see whats going on with that stuff ffs. Seems to do a good enough job outside of that though.>>154676706>VERY strict on marijuana for some reason.For me its cause it smells like shit and i cant stand it. You walk by a cigarette smoker and you notice it but it fades quick, but a weed smoker you can smell 5 isles over at the store or if somebody is smoking in their house it travels across 3 city blocks into your window. I used to be pro weed till i had to smell it all the time and now i hate it.
>>154677517>You walk by a cigarette smoker and you notice it but it fades quickI find it to be the opposite. Your nose must be a gay narc.
>>154674474MOGGEDOGGED
This basho is pure amateur hour, all the best wrestlers are sitting out, sanyaku is trash - oak is broken none of the others even belong there except wakatakaKOGA - and joi below m2 is even worse. If kiriSHITma wins its a * and should not count towards promotion, that fake london tournament was more legit than natsu '26
>>154678689
God that fucking one leg save and defense.Beautiful.
>6-0I’ve seen enough. Kirishima yusho. I’ll see you guys in July.
If Kirishitma gets promoted on the strength of yushos with no healthy upper sanyaku and turds like atamifuji and fishlips in lower sanyaku then its going to end up in another horseryu style embarrassment of having a yokozuna who can't yusho at the top rank
>>154674954the resemblance is uncanny
>>154675537>>154675565Here's the Hakuho documentary, it's quite good. NHK took it down so save the video if you want it.https://web.archive.org/web/20250917035656/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XApsMOJyB9U
>>154680200>NHK took it downTypical. Because everybody wants to see "health tips", and nobody wants to see a documentary on the GOAT...Thanks anon
>>154674438I just realized there's not a single jap flag ITT.Are they all on two chan?
>>154680464Yes, there is no reason for them to come hereoccasionally we have one traveler anon who goes to Japan and sometimes people will use a VPN and pretend
>>154680464Usually there is one larper but since Onosato is kyujo he's not here this basho
>Ozeki promotion banquet after being demoted from OzekiWhat a kick in the balls
>>154681381It's just become some generic promise to do his best and regain his rank. Might even get some laughs out of the crowd if he's allowed to make jokes about it.
>>154681381I don't think it's the humiliation ritual a lot of people would see it as, when you do eventually retire you are always referred to in the past tense by the highest rank you achieved, not the one you went out under.
>>154675247Fine but im turning you into the papal states
>Kayo and Okaryu both 1-5The round boys struggling...
>>154682253I'm sad that Okaryu is going back down to Makushita but at least he can treat this like a learning experience. Even Hoshoryu got a makekoshi in his sekitori debut.
>>154682283Yeah getting knocked back down from juryo your first time is not really uncommon
>>154682320Even Kazuma who went from Jonokuchi to sekitori in 4 basho (literally unheard of) went 8-7 on sekitori debut. I guess it's the change of pace.
He can still make it.
>>154682359>Is this rikishi asleep?>Incorrect! This rikishi is deceased!
>>154682283He GETS to go back down to makushita so he can go back to making chanko at tatsunami, it's when he's truly unbothered, moisturized, happy, in his lane, focused, and flourishing.
>>154682653I hope he gets to be Kiryuko's luggage bitch on his return to sekitori.
>>154676706>They are however VERY strict on marihuana for some reason.Roids are legal in Japan. Weed is very illegal in Japan. Simple as.
>>154682283>Even Hoshoryu>EvenHorseSHITryu is trash, got a couple of fluke yushoes when everyone else was sitting out and parlayed that into yokozuna
Mickey Mouse basho
>>154680232Because they only release all documentaries for a year or so before they remove it from free programming. Not everything is a personal attack against Hakuho you crybabies.
Ichiyamamoto is like store brand Abi except the store is actually respectable and their own brand stuff is pretty good.
POST THE ATAMI STRIDE
What is so great about sumo anyways
>>154684409It's like Fight Club minus the risk of physical harm. Just dudes being dudes and seeing who's stronger or better.
>https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/column/sumo/news/202605150001882.htmlThey lowered the height of the dohyo. This is why the evil spirits have forsaken this tournament.
>>154684657It's not so much that they forsook this basho as there wasn't enough room for the dohyo to hold them all, so some spilled out.
>>154680200damn I didn't know you could wayback machine taken down youtube vids
>>154678739how good are toddlers for bulking?
>>154681139>私の天の王…ウクライナの鬼…
>>154684657>The sumo ring at Ryogoku Kokugikan has been electrically retractable into the floor since its opening in 1985. First, the ring is lowered straight down, and then it slides horizontally from the front to the opposite side of the floor. However, when retracting the ring made for the previous tournament in Tokyo, the protective bales got stuck and prevented it from sliding. A strange noise occurred, the protective bales came off, and the announcer had to repair it.>The cause is unclear. It is thought that the motor used to store the sumo ring was replaced with one from a different manufacturer last year, but the truth remains unknown.
Koga is 3-1
Hikarumusashi just doesn't have it, does he?
Asakoryu is kyujo. Fuck this chud basho.
We need Kirishima to kyujo next
>>154685597definitely not, but that wasn't a bad fight. he may not have the skills, but he's got the spirit.
>>154685650Not surprised, he could barely walk. Poor kid.
Basho so cursed now winning it deserves a special prize
that shimpan looks so pissed having to get up again for another mono-ii, he must be in a lot of pain
>>154686064
>>154686064Deserved. TSD
>Oshizumo or yotsuzumo? >Uh.... breakdancing.>Nani?
>>154685650thats what he gets for being sneaky on the tackeeeye
Naisu TsuridashiEbisumaru
asahifuji still undefeated on his career. I wonder if the wall he'll eventually hit will appear before he rises to juryo or if he'll kazuma his way in there
My wife finally arrived :3
>>154687052she was super into checking out omori doing his shiko right in front of her. can't blame her honestly.
>>154687042>or if he'll kazuma his way in there*laughs in Jokoryu*
https://youtu.be/bBlv4pyytSw?si=a4YSaDxb7hnhEjt7
mitakeumi kyujo?
>>154687719Whut? Not to my knowledge.
>>154684269
>>154687731alright good. he looked like he got it pretty bad last night so I was worried. we don't need even more chaos in this basho
>I'll try spinning, thats a good trick!>Oh n-
manlets, when will they learn
If Kirishima goes undefeated he will win the basho.
>>154688061but will he ride in the victory car in only his mawashi again?
>>154688074No because I heard his daughter made fun of him for it last time.
>>154688148What a cunt.
>>154688148Sounds like she needs correction...
>>154688148source?
Midori gonna have a heart attack on the dohyo
>>154687731Anyone know how Asakoryu is doing? The aftermath looked like a bad concussion, but I didn't actually see hi hit his head.
>>154688266It was his knee.
>>154688266
>Losing to Tomokaze.
>chicken-legs
I don't get how rikishi can still fall for tomokaze, tohakyryu or hatsuyama's hatakikomis. it's all these three stooges do.. yesterday it was Enho, today Takeru..
>>154688356They only have one trick, but they're really, really good at it.
This is Tohakuryus favourite hatakikomi spot
chiyoshoma has a big meaty wife. respect
>>154688508Really?
>>154688517Yeah
>>154688531Got fuckin' damn. Maybe Chiyoshoma isn't as bad as I thought.
>>154688548Need me a thick mongolian wife
>>154688531
>>154688531SLAMPIG!
>>154688553A thick wife is a happy wife.
RETS GOOOOO!!!!!!!
>>154687743I can only hope he won't choke against a barely alive Wakamotoharu
Can't count on shiitakeumi for fucking anything
>boobies in the first row againWell done. Well done.
MONKEY DRIVES OVER LION
>monke keeps on flying
>>154688665For me it's the goth girl three rows back.
>>154688665>>154688697qt in the purple clears both
why have i never seen sumo wrestlers used in hentai when they have the perfect body for lolirape and such, are they respected too much for that kind of thing?
If you're going to simp for some hag in the audience, at least post her image
>>154688725In my defense, I've been trying all day, but the goth girl is sitting in a blindspot. Blame ABEMA's lack of camera angles.
TAMAWASHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO IRON MAN!!!!!!!!!!
>>154688701there's another one on the left in light blue dressbtw, the dohyou was lowered, it's not a meme anymore lolhttps://www.nikkansports.com/battle/column/sumo/news/202605150001882.html
>>154688742Only in Tokyo though.
URA! URA! URA!WOOO!
He looks like he knows its over...
Kataonami will soon be down to exactly two rikishi.
>Hey anon, let's go get some bitches after the basho ends!HELL YEA BROTHER!
>>154688765with that fight he just took sole possession of the record for most career fights in makuuchi so that seems like a good time to hang it up
Uncountable Aeons Passing Away, Strangest Creature Kotoeiho "My Favorite Hobby is Visiting Public Bathhouses" Hiroki Emerges> The Terror From The Deep> The Junior Captain of the Fish Lips Clan> The BLOLGOLGBO GLGBLOALBLGL GLOBALLBOGBL> The Present Link> The Doom II: Hell On Earth (1994) Of You Hoping Your Favorite Rikishi Wins> The Maegafauna> The Yorikiri Tiktaalik> The Unevolved Eye> The Anthropocenic Violator> PUSH!> HIM!> BACK!> INTO!> THE!> SEAS!
i'm so glad the old fart is leaving makuuchi
>that k cup futa demon girl in the 5th row with the unshaven armpits who is towering over the rest of the crowdholy sex
all these rikishi kyujos remind me of that incredibles scene where mr incredible finds out all his super friends are dead lol
Asakoryubros...
>>154688797Pretty sure he set that in March.
>>154688708they prefer fat ugly bastards i think.
>>154688813Fishlips, do they run in the family? When he gets kids will they look like tunafish?
>>154688825nigga just open some tabs and get it out of your system
>>154688825post her
Sumo Gods are feasting on rikishi flesh this basho...
>>154688848I think that one was for makuuchi wins, not makuuchi fights. he's still 5th all time in career fights, and will be about a hundred short of first after this basho ends. he could get that if he's stubborn, but he's not breaking the record for most basho in makuuchi anymore.
>>154688900It was not. It was for career top division bouts.
>>154688900>I think that one was for makuuchi winsAre you trolling?
who is this kid?
>SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, WORRY.....
>dan has a fractured tailbonewho buttfucked him that hard?
>>154688990>He withdrew on Day 12 of the following November 2025 tournament due to a fever caused by cellulitis and was hospitalized for eight days, during which he lost approximately 10 kg.Big Fat Mongol
>>154688994>toe, ankle, tailboneWHICH ONE IS IT?
>>154688994>SAY!>MY!>NAME!
>>154689022Yes.
>>154689022I don't know. Raja just mentioned all 3 lol
What's happening? Have the evil spirits been defeated? Their champion, Abi, is at his weakest. And there's no Yokozuna present—who is defending the purity of sumo in their absence? Who is the champion of the sumo gods?
>>154689097Byambachuluun
>>154689097>Have the evil spirits been defeated?That's exactly what they want you to believe...
>mfw henka
Classic manlet trickery
lol
STOP HIM
>>154689340my grandfather...
>>154689340why'd he do it
>>154689363He probably got trapped within a tide pool. One more proof to the importance of The Moon to our evolution
>>154689411if i get stuck in the pool your telling me the moon is going to give me magical fish powers? darwinism is so fucking stupid.
>>154689423no, the moon creates the tides?
Industry plant ass win
I have seen enough, break both his arms and give him the rope. We need a third injured yokozuna, so they might add up to a real one.
>>154689423> he didn't read the Magical Girls section in The Origin of the Species
Daieisho thought he had the pull-down. Spent it before he had it.
who be dat
>Z-ACK!
zak is fucking washed beyond belief
It sure is hard being a Zak's fan..
>Kotozakura tries to kill Oho without any fucking provocationHOLY
How is KTZ an ozeki? He fucking blows>durr durr winning recordBarely
Welp
>>154689554In the past 4 years he has had exactly 2 (TWO) losing records.
>every mongolian that reached ozeki became a yokozunaSay hello to the May 2026 winner. The July 2026 new 76th yokozuna.>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
>>154689593>check record>8-7 or 9-6 almost every basho wow so I was correct
MONGOLIAN MENACE NEVER ENDS
>>154688531That's below average weight for her height in America.
>>154689633>10 years between tochiazuma and kotoshogikulol
>>154689633can you give it some more jpeg artefacting? I can still read bits of it.
>>154689554I say this genuinely: he got too fat. His frame can't support the amount of mass he's carrying anymore and it fucked his knees. When he was in the 150s instead of the 170s he was the real deal.
>>154689554If he kachis, he koshis.
>>154689618Retard
>>154689633The mongol invasion finally worked 800 years later...
>>154689680You're right, but he's also blown past his body and mind's ability to maintain energy levels correctly. Look at bro, he is barely able to endure being there, like it's a hassle.That's a far cry from wrestlers that are hungry for it. The energy difference when the matches commence is unreal. Zak skates by on his frame and baked-in technique. But he's not present.
>>154663057>Enho are using old Hakuho colours this basho. Enho is using a very light purple>Possibly a snub to TeruIt's literally a reference to Mainoumi.Source: Enhohttps://hochi.news/articles/20260511-OHT1T51267.html
Very early projection but next basho is looking like it'll be crazy.>Hopefully the zunas are back>Seems likely that Kirshima could be on a rope run>Kotozakura looking like he'll be kadoban>Aonishiki at sekiwake has to get 10 wins to get ozeki back>Very low change that Wakatakakage will be on an ozeki run
Someone asked the monkey paw for Kotoshoho to finally kachikoshi in the joi and instead of Kotoshoho getting better the paw just killed everyone in Sanyaku.
>>154690547The same thing was said after last basho lmao>>154690552And also asakoryu just because he looks like a monkey.
>Dohyo got lowered.Its over, the first step has been taken. Slippery slope has begun
>Onosato is unmotivated to achieve further successWhat a bitch baby.
>>154691272What are you quoting?
>>154691272That's just your normal ChrisSchizo headcanon, move along.
>>154691356https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPC5DLX5kRU
I can't remember which match it was but there was a jeet in the crowd today and while on camera he started picking his nose. Not even surface level scratching, I'm talking down to the first fucking knuckle. Disgusting.
>>154691374Aonishiki has a broken coccyx as well? Since when?
>being a takerufuji fanhumiliation ritual
>>154691694I'm so fucking sick of seeing people lose to Tomokaze pulldowns. Like I get it, knowing the plan doesn't mean you can stop it like the Teru clamps or Onosato holding W, but holy fucking shit dude he's literally a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
What's up with this cursed basho where rikishis are dropping like flies left and right due to injuriesDid Hosh mess up his shiko on day 1...?
>>154691961They made the dohyo slightly lower. This meant less dohyo to contain all of the evil spirits, causing them to leak outwards and ruin this basho. Fortunately Byambachuluun Lkhagvasuren is viewed favourably by evil spirits after his harsh hazing by them in January 2024, allowing him to easily win this basho.
>>154691694>>154691739That's what i wrote in the morning; how hard is it to avoid the only kimarite him and the other two fucks from Tamanoii are constantly doing. Boring as hell even. Makushita meatgrinder is much more entertaining than watching Juryou, except for few rikishi.
>>154688531>>154688553imagine the hippo-like sex these two have.
>that zak seethe vs ohokek, he got the scum gene from his parents. how did oho avoid that?
week 1 finished,clown basho status?
>>154693651Can be salvaged if Kirishitma loses once and WTK goes rest of bouts undefeated
>>154693651not clownthe leader is the highest rank of the banzuke that hasn't withdrawn and he has a chance of just winning outright 15-0
>>154690710>The same thing was said after last basho lmao2 more months, trust the plan
>>154693651If Kotoeiho and Kotoshoho swapped spots on the banzuke, everything would be looking alright.
>>154691272Even Koga is mentally more resilient than Onosato
>Gerbilyama vs Kiri tonight, lifetime 4-5Gerbil has been hot recently and he could put himself back in the race, but Byambachuluun's defense has been impeccable so far. An important match for sure.
>>154689024Don't steal my kinotame pics and then change the file name pls.
>>154695298Gerbils are cute and cuddly pets. Gonoyama is a bridge troll whose name sounds like a venerial disease.
>>154693651Teetering on the precipice. Kirishima and WTK are holding the dignity of the Sanyaku together like Spiderman stopping that train. A couple wrong moves and we're getting a 12-3 playoff between Tobizaru and Kotoeiho.
Back from the gym. I held that split stretch rikishi do for a few minutes, it pulls your groin damn hard.
>>154696545I don't want to call him Gooneryama, and Gonorrheayama doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
>>154696545Gonorilla is my choice
I call him the Spirit of Onosato.
>>154697316GOONnoyama
>>154693651none; ozeki leading, sekiwake 1 loss behind.
>>154691694anyone got the webm of this?
>>154698730*3
>>154693651Whats the 2nd tier look like?
Im catching up on today's matches and have a question.Did Chiyosoma fuck everybody in the venue?After his match in which he beat Nishikifuji with a quick slap down you could hear a fly, nobody cheering, only one of those ladies on the prepped up kimonos polite clapping.I understand that the match was quick, but there was no henka or anythingAm i missing some lore here?
>>154699036The entire crowd is from Aomori and knows that their 150 year streak of Makuuchi representation is coming to an end. The entire crowd.
>>154699036He's never been popular, though I always assumed it was because he's an ugly old Mong. I'm not aware of any specific scandals other than him henkaing Hoshoryu in his yokozuna debut.
>>154699142Isn't he the last disciple of Chiyonofuji? Maybe they're all jealous of his slampig Mong wife. Yeah that must be it.
>>154699036He dabbed on the Japanese too hard.He's never been particularly popular, but the crowd mics especially on abema are pretty shit too
Sex with a rikishiReveling in the closest I'll ever get to the apex of raw human powerBurying my face in his hairy fatpad
>>154699194>Not flipping the image so he can point to digits
>>154699232Fucking lmao get dunked on retard.
The best part is I didn't even know Chiyoshoma was Kokonoe when I made that post, I simply remembered Chris making a comment about it in his Chiyomaru retirement video.
>>154699258I had misread and thought you were still talking about Nishikifuji, so I deleted my post before you responded.I can admit my mistakes.
>Ganbaatar MunkhsaihanMongolian names aren't even real, I refuse to believe it.
>>154699359they "sound" more "normal" in cyryllic
>>154699441nevermind, how the fuck do you vocalize Mөнхcaйхaн
>>154699483Mexican hax?
>>154699526That is correct
>>154699359>頑張ってr
>>154691694AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
>>154699282>chiyo>doesn’t know hes from kokonoe New fag detected
I'm already sad for Tamawashi's inevitable retirement after this basho
>>154700315It's like seeing a grandparent slowly dying of cancer. You'll miss them but you know that their passing is for the best because they're in pain. They put up a damn good fight but now it's their time. Don't be sad that it's over; be glad that it happened. Two yusho and still in Makuuchi at 41? Full fucking honours, son.
washed
>>154700604His shikona should've been 喉鷲 (Nodowashi).
>>154700604is he going to allow himself to pathetically lapse into and be shat out the ass end of juryo or is he going to retire after dropping out of the top division like someone with actual hinkaku
>>154701106Takakeisho didn't even go that far. The moment he failed his Ozeki re-promotion he intai'd. I kneel before such hinkaku.
>>154701345What about having such hinkaku that you retire even without a kadoban status? Thats the hinkaku you get to have by having some fun with the boys doing sports bets.
Clown Basho
>>154701658Neither Onosato nor Hoshoryu ever went kadoban.
How ironic that just as the war in Ukraine is finally starting to turn and Russia is on its knees that Ukraine's great yokozuna hope should fall to injury.
>>154701691Of course brother, two more weeks brother
>>154701907>Basho are two weeks longOMG WTF???
>Yokozuna Hoshoryu out>Yokozuna Onosato out>Ozeki Aoinishki out>Veteran spoiler Takayasu outLiterally the top 3 guys and 1 highly talented and experienced guy out, the guys that would give him the most trouble are out so why is Kotozakura having so much trouble? The only guy he ought to be worried about beating him is Kirishima but Kotozaukra is on a losing streak. And there was no reason to push Oho down before he touched the outside of the dohjo, Zakura is throwing a mini temper tantrum. What the fuck is wrong with him, at this rate he's a salaryman ozeki.
