Friday 15th May 2026FT Aston Villa 4 2 Liverpool Rogers (42'), Watkins (58', 73'), McGinn (89') van Dijk (53', 90+2') Sunday 17th May 202612.30pm Manchester United v Nottingham Forest3pm Brentford v Crystal Palace3pm Everton v Sunderland3pm Leeds United v Brighton & Hove Albion3pm Wolverhampton Wanderers v Fulham5.30pm Newcastle United v West Ham United Monday 18th May 20268pm Arsenal v Burnley Tuesday 19th May 20267.30pm AFC Bournemouth v Manchester City8.15pm Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur
HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
Why do Liverpool always have to cheat
Why does this general have to attract such unfunny samefagging wierdos? There's no humour just spamming the same exact thing over and over and over again..
why is slot so sassy?why are liverpoo such sissies?
Man like Mac Allister doing his Cunha impression
>kwaboszlai
a night of bin sniffers arguing with bin dippers
>>154681668man u cuck giving it the biggun for years and now he's got a few new ABUs bullying him
>>154681677Why do Liverpoo fans wanna suck Klopps penis like how Transchester fans suck Fergies penis
these fucking cunts threw against Spurs "to rest for the semis" rotating SEVEN players but go full strength just before the final? go fuck yourself Emery
>>154681679Ok this is amusing
>>154681704the north west is gayer than Chelsea
>>154681679KEKKKKKKK
This sissy prick has been getting decisions going his way all season, little wonder he thought a display like this would work.
YESSS SAAAR THIS IS DOING MY BLADDY TROPHY HARHAAR
>>154681717>>154681730Why is the North West so immigrant loving?
>>154681717She's blind yet she has been to more football matches than you.
>>154681664They ARE cheating little cretins lol>>154681677Ive noticed this^^>>154681679FUCKING KEK>>154681717wat is dat
This tranny prick has been getting decisions going his way all season, little wonder he thought a display like this would work.
>>154681730corrrr he conquered all the curries
>>154681729Disgusting little midge
>>154681742kek done him
>>154681742HOWLING bodied that plastic
uh oh sissy melty
Four Goals, Arne? Four? That's insane!
>>154681747there was zero contact at all that's just disgusting>>154681730fat cunt
>>154681679>>154681717>>154681729LIVERPOO FC
>>154681747Jesus he's been shit all season as well and he's doing that swimming routine
>>154681747there was zero contact at all that's just disgusting>>154681730fat cunt>>154681681>a night of bin sniffers arguing with bin dippersyup
>>154681781Many such cases>>154681729Grim
>>154681577yeah but the context makes it very different for them both. slot has been diabolical almost all season long and only really got CL cause of those 5 league wins in a row he got at the start of the season, 3 of which were extremely lucky not to be draws/losses. if they had dropped those games and continued on the run theyve been on theres a very real chance they would have missed UCL completely, and this is after they blew what, 400 million on at least 4 complete duds? United on the other hand got fucked out of their potential cups and were only really struggling under that terrorist amorim, ever sinces hes left and carrick came in theyve statistically been the best in the league and have beaten all their rivals and for once most of their signings have looked solid. they have much more to build on then liverpool who either have to recruit perfectly next season or pray to God that some of their signings take a leap, and that doesnt even change the fact that slots still gonna be manager lol
>>154681730Big Chungus but replace Chung with curry
>>154681730Yellow teeth Davinder spending all night samefagging when we're all going out to the pub and club KEK
Reckon we've done enough to have Liversissy samefagging into the wee hours of the nightLet's all go down the pub
surely it's time to drop Slot
>>154681820>>154681730>yellow teeth kek almost same colour as him, they don't have toothbrushes in transchester?
Going to stretch her slot open yeah stretch it nice and wide yeah haha
>>154681833He took a Klopp team that bottled the league and got bummed by atalanta and turned them into league winners. They're just regressing to the mean now, only big bro City can go back to back
>open thread>see liversissy melty*sigh* what happened this time?
>>154681820>Yellow teeth Davinder spending all night samefagging when we're all going out to the pub and club KEKthe troon just can't stop proving my point, time to get ready to pick up some birds at the club
>>154681875MICHAEL WANTS TO PARTY ALL THE TIME PARTY ALL THE TIME PARTY ALL THE TIMEYjk Davinder will be perusing around the Gay Village though
>>154681742>she's blindExplains why she's wearing that shit
>>154681888t. retard that needs to be spoonfed information
>>154681831We're all down there now. Thats why only liversissy is ITT. Best to let him samefag for a bit after an embarrassing loss.
Anyone have the Szoboslip webm?
>>154681925>>154680879
Was a completely meaningless game, both clubs are already guaranteed CL football next season.
>>154681999KWASB
>>154681994Is it fair to say that Villa BODIED them freaks?
>>154681994slipping in the footsteps of a giant
>>154682011At least liverpoo got humiliated KEK
>>154682011Cope. The defending champions got fucking embarrassed. Again.
>>154681875Yep ready to go out now, pop into /epl/ to see if xhe had a melty and guess what? just like clockwork the tran u cussy had a melty
>>154681707A goal down vs a buoyant Prem side in a SF was a bigger task than spanking Arne Slopt's Plop before a final vs a midtable Bundesliga side.
>>154681994WE DO NOT LET THIS SZLIP
>>154681707They had 3 days rest for that one and 5 for this. They also have more rest than their opponent in this game and had less for the Spurs game. Don’t worry, Newcastle will lie down.
>>154681642
>>154681994Kek blud walking like a dog
>>154681679kek
>Ollie Watkins has now scored more Premier League goals (88) than Dennis Bergkamp (87)
>>154682498benched him for thiago
lads this thread is now mostly unreadable for anyone who isn't in the 12 spastics who live in it and argue about the 'personalities' who post here. extremely tiresome.
Comprehensive Sissy Melty.
>>154682377>Don’t worry, Newcastle will lie down.West Ham are still broken from the VAR shitshow.
>>154682498Bergkamp was more of a playmaker
Liverpoo is a bad club. Transfield is a bad ground. You will never walk alone is a shit song. Jota is dead.
>>154681875>>Yellow teeth Davinder spending all night samefagging when we're all going out to the pub and club KEK>the troon just can't stop proving my point, time to get ready to pick up some birds at the club*taps sign*
Imagine having to pretend you are out on the lash because your grim little club crumbled again.
So people are out tonight over there and this little mug is sitting indoors at 1/2am on 4chan? Yikers
>>154683172Yes everybody is out with their supermodel girlfriends, driving around in their Ferraris.
Transfield roars with joy and hope,This year they've only had seethe and cope, Dilation is rife amongst the liverpoo stands, The majority of their customers are trans. Istanbul lingers fondly in their mind, To enjoy Anal Slut's liverpoo you must be blind,Another Mac Allister dive and Mo Salad flop, They desperately wish they still had Klopp. 4-2 to the Villa is nothing but shame, Anal Slut sighed, Emery cameThey've totally fucked their Premier league,24/25 was their last you'd best believe. Liverpool is crap and will always be gay,This year for liversissy, has been nothing but pain,Fingering his grotty arse with a pot of ricotta,For he will never recover from the death of Jota.
>>154683347KEK liversissy BTFO
>>154682545>>154683025>>154683090>>154683347all valid points
Why dont they just play Van Djik as striker? He can't defend for shit but he scored 2 tonight. Something £150M Isak, £95M Ekitike, and £130M Wirtz, could not.
>>154683522They should sign Jota
>>154683582He was on fire at the end of last season.
>>154683841kek ffs
lmao loserpool
>>154684114
Bournemouth in the CL please god
>>154684404Don't think they can get the full 3 points from City.
>>154684726Not with that attitude they won’t
>>1546817292nd hand embarrassment
He’s not taking liverpools downfall well
Why couldnt villa do this against the sperms
*slips*
do you reckon they wouldve been better off just keeping diaz and darwizzy
>>154686824Calma
>>154681994Szoboszlippy G
>>154687186much better off
Nunez is a free agent, he’ll be playing for Newcastle or Villa next season
>Arteta>Carrick>Alonso>Lampard>FabregasThe script for next season
>i wake up>we>lose another match>arne slut remains employed>i go to sleep>the cycle continues
>>154687959Only way they get rid of him is slipping CL to Brighton or Bournemouth and by then Alonso will be gone
>>154687974i really hope so, although that would involve bournemouth taking points of city, and nothing would make me happier than watching the gay gooners crumble yet again
>liverpool lost AGAIN>lost to the Villa team that turned league mode off and focused purely on Europa what the FUCK. I honestly cant believe how shit theyre being this season. Slot needs to go.>no league matches today at all>you WILL watch the FA Cup Finalno I wont
>>154687186Diaz had been asking to leave season before. Yes on Darwin, a far better option than Isak but we only know this from hindsight. They need to sack Slot, the team isnt training properly. They look clueless at times
>Liverpool have lost the same number of games in the premier league this season as Leeds
>Liverpool - 59 points, 10 GD>Brighton - 53 points, 10 GD (game in hand)wouldnt it be funny if Man Utd play the u18s team against Brighton last match of the season
>>154688091Play Ugarte
Slipozzedozlai is just following in Gerard’s footsteps, he’s a proper red lahe’ll be on the gyro and nicking hub caps next scouse not English la the kings a blurt la Chiqchen la
Reminder to post about Arsenal being bad and le evil
Arsenal are bad and le evil I FUCKING hate those cunts
People should be hating on City for dominating the league but Arsenal somehow is causing more seethingweird
>>154688332I think that’s for two main reasons. The first is that it is obvious that city have been financially cheating for years, which you could call cope, but does give people a reason to discount their victories. The second is that pretty much nobody knows any city fans, so it’s not like they’re being continually bantered every time they win. Put those two together and city winning is basically like no one winning.
Back from afters and Jesus Christ almighty mantroony never fails to disappoint with his midnight meltys
>>154688416Looks like he stayed home alone last night
>>154688431Crazy work
>YNWA la allez allez allez >BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>no PL match for today
Can someone help me clarify some facts1. Liverpool spent over £400m this season on new signings2. Mo Salah and Virgil van Dijk had inflation pay rises of over 400k/week2. They have all been shite3. Liverpool are dangerously close to losing CL football4. Szobozlai will leave if no CL5. Slot will be the Liverpool manager next season
>>154682526Imagine how bad it'll be after next weekend
>>154688753Arsenal fans finally showing their faces after spending the last 1/2 of the season in their genders safespace
>>154688753>Liverpool lose AGAIN>Bournemouth and Brighton win remaining >conference beckonswhat the….
That stuntpeg is fit but she’s a bit thick ain’t she
>>154688552That is all factual, aside from a small correction I would make to number 4, which is that szobozlai will be leaving regardless of whether or not they get CL football.
>>154688836>>154688842I meant it more as no PL. Spackers going to have to entertain themselves for a month until TrumpCup26 begins.
(Just) old enough to remember when the FA Cup coverage would start hours before and it'd be a whole-day event. Same as England matches during tournaments.
Liverpoo poem I published last nightTransfield roars with joy and hope,This year they've only had seethe and cope,Dilation is rife amongst the liverpoo stands,The majority of their customers are trans.Istanbul lingers fondly in their mind,To enjoy Anal Slut's liverpoo you must be blind,Another Mac Allister dive and Mo Salad flop,They desperately wish they still had Klopp.4-2 to the Villa is nothing but shame,Anal Slut sighed, Emery cameThey've totally fucked their Premier league,24/25 was their last you'd best believe.Liverpool is crap and will always be gay,This year for liversissy, has been nothing but pain,Fingering his grotty arse with a pot of ricotta,For he will never recover from the death of Jota.
>>154689940game's gone innit
>>154688462big day in Scotland
>>154689940Showing your age unc
Liverpool embarrassed themselves yesterday
>Manchester United have reached an agreement with Michael Carrick to become the club's permanent head coach.
>>154690666Mikey's at the wheel!
>>154690757nah bro not even that they thought they could get Iraola KEKOLA
Bad couple of days for 'sissy
yo amorim is still hiding in his cuck cave
>>154692062drying his tears with millions in cashpoor bloke
Geordie boy managing Man U while the customers worship a Geordie, love to see it from arr Mikey
my liverpool friend said sticking with Slot is right
>>154692302Many are saying this. Slot has the full support of /epl/ to continue to be a bald fraud.
I know Liverpool are finished, but it's mad the way Villa put 4 past them. Only because they didn't manage a shot on target until the 96th minute against Spurs who are beyond finished and lost to them. I know it's coincidence, but it's still mad.
>>154692558my friend is saying it unironically though
>>154686700proper melty
>>154692568Villa weren't even trying After the match Slot went on a YA-esque deluded rant about how Liverpool were very close to winning every single loss this season
>>154692706>Slot rantingI cant see it. Comes across like he doesnt even give a shit. He left the Salah leaving doo with food still in his mouth legging it to the taxi probably to avoid the bill
heartsbros.......
>>154692761Nah he's very much Dutch Klopp. Super chill nice guy as long as things are going his way. When they aren't it's an injustice, there's a conspiracy, and they should have won every decision.
>>154692761Nah it was very much a rant. Rant doesn't always mean yelling
>>154690517>celtic wins lolWhat a pathetic league that is lmao
>>154693033it's funny, you would thi k it'd be rigged for Hearts just for a bit of variety
>>154692568They had the Europa League game coming up in 4 days after the Spurs game and they were already a goal down after the first leg tbf.
>>154693033my two takeaways from the match: rod stewart is a geezer wearing green nail polish, and while I rarely comment on a man's hair the ref for the game had a particularly bad 'do
third takeaway is i'd like to heem everyone who stormed the pitch with their cell phones out
>>154692706A Liverpool manager whining? Noooo I don't believe it.
>>154693067You'd think but I guess the Scots try to be opposite from England in every way possible
>>154681678He's turned into a bald fraud so fast i didnt even realize it.Welcome home, Mascherano 2.
That bald man said “I can’t believe we scored 2” KEK
of all the 4 goals i think only 1 goal that marmalade dude had an error to it, the rest were just the rest of the defence scrambling like a bunch of retards
>>154682011>both clubs are already guaranteed CL football next season.this is in fact not true
more like sharts of shitlothian
>Fart of Midloathin'them
Not fair to blame Slot for that loss. It's not his fault that Szoboszlai is doing a Slippy G tribute.
>two bad guysb owl grim
As a lifelong Brighton & Hove Albion Football Club supporter, I am absolutely devastated at the loss of Hearts of Midlothian against Celtic. I am angered at the false penalty given in their favour last week, without which Hearts of Midlothian would already be champions.
Prince Will is a big guy for me
Liverpool now go down as the WORST defending champions in Premier League history. Previous holders Leicester City managed to win the FA Cup in their defence season.
>>154693067Nah. It's been how many decades now that Celtic and Rangers have been crying about there being no competition in the league and they should move to the PL? As soon as Hearts started putting the pressure on this season they all cried they didn't like it wanted to keep being big fish in their little pond.
hearts of bottlethian
>>154681729did he get carded for this?
>>154693838That would be Moyeschester United
>>154693931Nope
>>154693838It's been a very poor season for Liverpool's 2nd biggest team.>>154694081How? It's a blatant dive. He's trying to con a penalty.
>>154693940the squad moysey inherited and the disastrous transfer plan that followed made them doomed from the start
>Hearts bottled the leagueholy kek
This is actually Liverpool's worst defensive season of the Premier League era. So far they have conceded 51 goals.This means that Van Djik has conceded more this season than Carragher did under Hodgson.
>>154693940Moyes United finished on 64 points with +21 GD having bolstered a title winning squad with massive investment ...*checks notes*... with a single transfer of Marouane FellainiMeanwhile, Liverpoo is currently on 59 points with a game to play
god can someone two foot and permanently cripple cucurella, whingy cunt
>>154694216that title winning squad needed van persie to be fully fit whole season (which is rare in his career) and after that he's back being permacrocked again. insane the whole season was just fuelled with fergie being mad that he lost the league in the previous season.
>>154694216This doesnt get spoken about enough
>>154693940>>154694216Liverpoo also spent £440 millionbut to be fair, the worst is still Leicester who got only 44 points and 12th spot in the season following their win
>>154694172It’s not funny
female coaching i kneel
back to the dysfunctional house
>>154681729noticing that argies get away with this a lot
Salah's latest social media outburst is utterly pathetic. What a shit club Liverpool is.
>>154695361Uh oh what's he said
>>1546945473-0 now
>>154681704One title for a small club like Liverpoo is like 13 for man united
tell me how much of a borefest this fa cup final's match is
>>154696051it's over
no europe campaign for chelshit next season kek
>>154681729Dives in the penalty area should result in a red card. It is essentially attempted match fixing.
I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that. Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it. Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games. Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.
If Chelshit don't relegate Spurs on Tuesday, they should get liquidated.
>>154696780Is this a quote?
>Smellsea
Liam Delap is Cockney rhyming slang
>>154696845>implying Chelsea are actually good enough to beat even this shit Spurs team
>>154696852Yeah Salah put it on Instagram
>>154693838>Previous holders Leicester City managed to win the FA Cup in their defence season.Didn't realise Leicester won the league in Covid
>>154696922deary me salahsissy
Since the main thread is already dead, I’ll leave this here
>joint 3rd most fa cups everthis is genuinely fucking disgusting
>>1546970922 more cup wins and they'll be level for the most in England(fa cup and league cup)
>>154696855>liverpoopKEK
>
was semenyo ever eligible to play for england?
>>154697081Isn't he a Villa fan?
jover
>>154697081>bloody good show what?>bloody good show what?>bloody good show what?
pray to allah arsewogs be dropping 2 points in next couple matchesPLEASE
no idea how they stretched the highlights out over 5 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2b4129r74s
>>154697092Why? They won it earlier than johnny come lately plastic clubs like Liverpool and Chelsea
>>154697081You could hear what he was saying>Another trophy for you, eh Pep? Congrats>Smashing goal, Antoine. Congratulations.
Bournemouth or Brighton can steal CL from Slipperpool
>>154697496Sadly they can't. Bournemouth has to play City and Brighton need to win 2 games while Liverpool lose theirs.
>Enzo Fernando>Marc Gooey>Sy-saydoThis dude gets so many names wrong but he says them with such confidence
Marc Guehi will be an interesting pub quiz answer in the coming years.>Which England defender won the FA Cup in the same season he was knocked out by non-league Macclesfield
Chelsea's diving was so weird, sabotaged their own attacks to do it.
man poo cussys thought they were getting iraola keeeeeek
>>154697092Holy shit arseeena really kwab the fuck out of Manchester Dilated
>Xabi Alonso will be announced as new Chelsea manager very soon on a FOUR year contract, valid until June 2030.
>Xabi Alonso reaches total agreement to become Chelsea manager.https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7272415/2026/05/16/xabi-alonso-chelsea-manager-agreement/?unlocked_article_code=1.i1A.pHUG.G77adNu-sSQv&source=athletic_user_shared_gift_article_copylink&smid=url-share-ta
>>154698176>>154698178>Cuck Liverpool out of Heavy Metal Xabi>Laziest squad in world football get a press and sprints merchant Spanish BielsaFunniest possible outcome
>>154698176>>154698178How come Rosenior got a 6 and a half year contract and Liverpool legend Xabi Alonso got 4?
>>154698244Xabi probably didn't want a long contract
Alonso aint doing shit with this dogshit chelsea squad
still a smokescreen for liverpool la
I wonder if next season Chelsea with no midweek football will do better than Man United this season with no midweek football
>>154698244Xabi said NO to an exit clause
>>154698251>he'll be very much involved in Chelsea summer transfer plansThey'll just spend another billion in the summer. He'll be fine.
that means enrique is on the way
>>154698226>Heavy Metal XabiKek this mouthbreather doesn't watch football
>>154698273>Chelsea managers>Involved in transfers
>>154698263You mean win 1 trophy? Decent chance.
>>154698287Are they moving the cup finals out of Wembley?
Chelsea are 9th
>>154698285Fabrizio would never talk out of his ass, would he?
>>154698178>>154698176Grim
2nd time liverpools been snubbed by their former player lmaoreckon utd would have had a chance even kek
>>154698176Makes more sense for him than anywhere else, he's a back 3 bandit.Won't work ofc because that's out of date football.
>>154698176>>154698178>Xabi unironically going from Perez to BoehlyMad man
there should be a worst manager of the season award. because it is far and away Liam Rosenior. You might say "what about Igor Tudor?" well my reply is he was handling a pile of shite while he Dad was gravely ill. Meanwhile Rosenior was going on about lego and playing with words and constantly looking out of depth at every single moment.>>154698263so they'll need to come 2nd in the league or 3rd and win a trophy. That should be their minimum target yes
least pull of the top 6 i reckonmaybe spurs but london based may swing that a littlepretty grim for pool
>>154698417alonso snubbed utd 2 years ago, wasn't happening
How did Manure let Alonso and Iraola and Glasner fall out of their hands?
>>154698471no ambition
>>154698442How do they even lose when they have this midfield??
>>154698432>>154698178>realise coaching isnt for you>get a big fuck you money deal (and pay off) simply from your legacy because the club unironically gave Rosenior a 7 year dealdont blame him
>>154698320They will win the PL next season. Generational fumble from Liverpool
>>154698471>why did Brexit Jim sign the Englishmanlisten ere, Hans. Fuck off back to watching bayern munich win everything.#brexitISbrexit#kickemout#reform
I told you Alonso wouldn't want to join Liverpool. He doesn't care about them. Funny how the Liverpool media have this self importance thinking everyone would love to join them. Pic rel INSISTED Alonso to Liverpool was a done deal.
>>154698497Yeah João Pedro, Jorrel Hato, Lightskin #47372 and Garnacho will be League winner you're totally correct
>>154698541>this uncle fester lookalike said it was happening btwand?who the hell believed him?
>>154698533Brexit Jim lives Geordies
>get hillie'd by villa >get jota'd by alonsoNot a good week for liverpoo
>>154698557>>154698541He's a MASSIVE liverpool fan so surely he knows what he's talking about...
>club has a changing room problem>hire the coach who couldnt resolve changing room problem at Madrid?????
>>154698471These "people" were saying they'd swoop Iraola and Senesi only 3 weeks ago, crazy how they were so deluded about it and now they're kneeling to Geordie Bastard
>>154698580Easy 6-12 month money collection hackSign for ChelseaGet sacked Get paid for 8 years (le amortization)
>Jay, Birmingham: As Man Utd fan, I really think we need a different approach to hiring managers. The last two managers we have were so called 'winners' but there lies the issue Man Utd have not been winning for ages and when they start losing games they do not know how to cope. That's why I would go and get Andoni Iraola from Bournemouth, he understands the Premier League and has shown this season even after losing four of his back five his team still performs.
>>154698586those weirdos just need something new to unwrap. Its not exciting to give Carrick a 2 year deal despite the team having recovered somewhat with him as coach
>>154698586>now they're kneeling to Geordie BastardOh how the tables turn hahahaha
>being snubbed by your own ex player
>>154698580I don't think any club dressing room is as toxic or chaotic as Real Madrid. At least the Chelsea players will respect his guy's playing career probably
>>154698632Mantroony will kiss the boot of the Geordie GOD
>>154698541Is that the guy that said Wirtz and Isak were an upgrade on Diaz and Nunez?
*ABUs still thinking about us tho*
>being snubbed by Iraola, Kroupi and Senesi
Uh ohhhh mantroony melty triggered, because they signed Carshit or because big brother man city won?
>>154698644>>154698672>dave vs liversissymy saturday night is sorted. pls keep posting
That scouser who got ko'd after the utd game is still in a coma.
How the hell did Liverpool fumble this...I guess the reports that they are sticking with Slot for next season are true.
Grimsby will be an interesting pub quiz answer in the coming years.>Which England League Two club knocked Manchester United out of the Carabao Cup in 2025/26
keeping carrick is a severe sign of no ambition, another man that lost to 10 men like his predecessor and another man they'll sack in about 5 months
>>154698690hope someone is collecting his giro for him
>>154698685>big brother man cityAt this point it doesn't even matter because the past 13 years Man U have been 2nd or 3rd best in Manchester every single year
>>154697980he should've been cup-tied
ABUGods always win
You know something has gone wrong at Liverpool when the /epl/ liverschizo reaches for his image folder.
Mantroony biting at my every postKino day for football
Villa being in Europe is normal now, beat every big 6 team this season too
Chelshit so dire that they can’t even continue the tradition of an inferior team dabbing on shitty in the FA cup final
>>154698725>ABUGods always winthat part
>>154698176This could be huge for chelsea fc. When Pep Guardiola was available, chelsea fc regularly tried to recruit him in spite of questions about his adaptability to the premier league. Now they may have just landed the next Pep and finally have their long term project manager
ok lads pub quiz timequestion number 1.>Which team spent close to £500m in the summer of 2025 and gave their legacy players big bumper payrises only to have a total car crash (mind the pun, knowers lol) season?
Man City are just too good, carrying the entire county on their back after the horsefucker went back to his stable
>>154698741warra trophy
>>154698746>10 managers in 10 years >Long term project Tuchel was supposed to be that lol this club has no long term project
>>154698704>keeping carrick is a severe sign of no ambition, another man that lost to 10 men like his predecessor and another man they'll sack in about 5 monthsthe way they turned their back on amorim immediately after calling him the best young manager in the world for the past couple years is embarrassing
>>154698725HUGE WIN FOR GB
>>154698794is carrick actually geordie
>>154698789>the way they turned their back on amorim immediately after he slagged them offcorrected. they'd stick with him still now and United 15th again if he didnt slag them off
>>154698803Yeah from near Longbenton
>>154698719I know, that rule being removed is complete shit
>>154698816>>the way they turned their back on amorim immediately after he slagged them off>corrected. they'd stick with him still now and United 15th again if he didnt slag them offUnited finished 15th???
>>154698803https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDSX8T0FLPw
>>154698831>Longbentoncarrick is a bender you'll always sing that
>>154698846KEKKKKKKKKKKK GEORDIE BASTARD I KNEEL
>Salah publicly saying Slotball is shit>most of the players like the postso what happens now?
Today I went to the blood donation office to give blood. As soon as I walked in I saw probably the most adorable and cutest tranny ive ever seen. I unironically almost fell in love. Too bad I didnt get the chance to get her number because I probably would have.
>>154698880your Manchester United "jersey" has been sent in the post
>>154698880don't think you can give blood if you do anal
>>154698880>As soon as I walked in I saw probably the most adorable and cutest tranny ive ever seenwas he ranting about someone called "Dave"?
>>154698471Small club things
>Arteta IN>Pep OUT>Carrick IN>Slot IN>Alonso IN but must raise £160m in player sale profit or get banned from Europe/transfers>RelegatedERAS COME TO AN END
>>154699048is he still being paid by leverkusen kek
>>154698898>>154698944>>154698978I dont even watch soccer, im from /nfl/ but im too scared to post this on there.
>>154699149national faggot league
>>154699213Thats not nice, I suggest you apologize.
>>154699048>must raise £160mBoehly will sell the stamford bridge land to a company again and claim it back through ground rent
>>154699223sorry
Today I had British food
>>154699281I appreciate it
>>154697703If Brighton win their last two matches (Leeds away and Man Utd at home) and Liverpool lose to Brentford then Brighton finish 5th. That's not too unlikely of a scenario.Can't see Bournemouth doing this City while they're chasing for the dom treble tbqh
>>154699257UEFA don’t accept these sales
>>154698690Night night nigga
>>154699432>*stuffs a benjamin in your bra*>Boehly: you work for me now
>>154698757Uhmmmm... oh, I know this one! It was LIVERTROON!
>>154698831I’ve got a long bent one too
>>154699291they smash the peas and turn them fluorescent
>>154699291Shove some juicy faggots in your mouth did you
>>154698846 I was playing against that lad in school football, same age as me 44/45, I can remember everyone trying to find out and asking around if he was playing against us before the match cos we knew we'd be ripped a new one if he was there. And now he's the manager of Man Utd, mad that haha
Who are the big Chelsea sales this summer that don’t fit into Alonsoball?
>Plays like shit all season, regularly missing sitters, before getting dropped.>Lashes out at the manager for daring to axe him when he's just playing shit.So what is his problem? Is he just mad he hung around to decline instead of accepting the Saudi money and going out on the high of last season?
>"Next Monday after Aston Villa, we're going to celebrate it with the women's team, the club said that to me [with] some parade in Manchester because we must celebrate with both teams," Guardiola said
>>154698757jota'd that freak
Xabi Alonso will be confirmed tomorrow, Chelsea are already making clear that it's as manager and NOT head coach
>>154699453keep it down, hes sleeping
Seems insane that Alonso would go to Chelsea surely he doesn't need the money that badly. It's literally the same problem as Madrid except the players are worse. I'm not a Liverpool fan saying he should have gone there instead, but it would have at least made some sense.
>Cristiano Ronaldo Falls Short in Asian Champions League Final>It was not meant to be for Cristiano Ronaldo and Al-Nassr. The Saudi side fell to Gamba Osaka in the final of the AFC Champions League Two, leaving the Portuguese star once again empty-handed in his pursuit of another trophy with the club.>The Japanese team delivered the tournament’s biggest surprise, securing the victory thanks to a first-half goal from Deniz Hümmet. That lone strike proved enough for the club to lift its second continental title, with the first being the AFC Champions League Elite crown won back in 2008.he can still win his first arab trophy by winning the league next week, but this man has had to endure a lot of kwabbery recently
