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>>154682929The Jew cries in pain as he strikes you
>>154682929Will the Habs win tomorrow?
>Quit Huge
I believe john torteroni is the most egregious example of the head coach carousel in the NHL. As long as you have won a playoff game you could stab a trainer and ruin an 18 year olds career on your way out from being fired and find yourself employed again in 2 years.
>>154682949yes
>>154682962reddit gets more and more retard every day
>>154682962quenneville was overseeing a rape dungeon with the hawks and look where he is now
>>154682949n-no..:(
>>154682981>Cover up sex abuse scandals, get Bedard>Snub the media, lose draft pick
>>154682949High probability
Jen
>>154682949probably :(unless tage relearns how to score goals
>>154682993
Playing mixtape to see what the fuss is about since it’s free on gamepass
>>154682993oh vey, shut it down
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGaunt>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJobber>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McNothingBurger>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McSelfish>McShit>McSilver>McSissy>McStatpad>McTantrum>McTard>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
tortellini will be more than happy to pay the fine, it's not about the money it's about sending a message
>>154683040Its unironically a Jewish plant pretending to be an indie game made by the daughter of the guy that now owns TikTok in the US.
So now that marner has proven that toronto and the media was the problem How many goals will Matthews score in a season when they trade him? 100?
>>154683071VGK is still paying Cassidy his 4m salary to keep him from talking to Edmonton, 100k is chump change
josh allen needs to stop going to sabres games
>>154683071Honestly, im surprised its taken so long for Vegas to grab torts. He seems like the perfect coach for them.
>>154683089Golden Knights doubling down is kind of based
>>154683068McDingleberry
3 more hours of waging, bros!!!!
>>154683096Why?
>>154683108He's always said he hates coaching young players
>>154683110if i were them i might be worried that gary will rig the games against them via reffing if you know what i mean
>>154683126ain't nothing wrong with him he's just bad luckbring back that actor guy
>>154683132Did you not watch the series?Refs and Player Safety tried to fuck Vegas.
>>154683138keemstar is from buffalo they could bring him in to hype up the crowd
>>154683160yeah but who knows just how far gary will go to be the victor of a petty grievance
>>154683182Gary can suck my nuts
>>154683182>blocks Gary and Avs path
>>154683196gary probably bought that glass bowl on top from value fucking village
>>154682949I hope so but I won't jinx it.
the sags are getting the shit kicked outta them
>>154683190he can but he won't, at least not for free
>All the NHL media people are getting roasted on Twitter>Media people trying to defend their outragelollmao
it's all rigged for Vegas to win, isn't it
>>154683277NHL media people are the most feckless media people in all of sports
>golden shitesLmaoooo
>>154683294Nah
>>154683277it's sad because it actually is valuable to have independent journalists covering sports teams day to day, but a lot of their work (game summaries, press conferences with coaches who just lie) is anachronistic and worthless
Free Cassidy you classless desert jews
>>154682949Yeah
Vegas hate is so boringly forced. Its been nearly 10 years redditroons, get over it
>>154683320the hopes of vegas probably almost entirely rely on sharter fart
>>154683294Nah Gary made it painfully obvious hes gonna get the divegrasslanche in the finals. First street shitter cup winner for Canadian representation
So…… who acquiring McDavid this offseason?
>>154683344As much as I hate mild their goalie Wallstedt is pretty elite. Hart is nowhere near that level.
>>154683294Did you fall on your head and forget what happened the past 3 days, specifically what just happened hours ago?
>As much as I hate mild their goalie Wallstedt is pretty elite. >let's in 3 unanswered goals and gives up in ot to get kwabd out of finalsholy kek what a faggot take lmao cmtsu
>draft McKenna>sign Quinn Hughes>trade bustthews>few more movesToronto is now a stankey cup contender. Screen cap ot
>>154683396I just woke up, what did I miss today?
>>154683364I think this next season he will make the call if he wants out not in the offseason but by the deadline, which he will because I can't see the Oilers fixing their goaltending and defense problems by then
>its the goalies fault the team parked the bus.
anarin - McDavid - PastrnakConnor - Scheifele - MarnerForsberg - Tavares - GirouxHuberdeau - Duchene - HallHeiskanen - KarlssonMorrissey - BouchardRielly - TroubaShesterkin
>>154683414gary laid the smack down (appeal could soften the blow though)
>>154683425>he doesn't judge goalies by corsi
>>154683433the appeal will cancel the punishment just like slopdown
>>154683430Cap hit: $200,000,000
>>154683448I don’t think it’s the goalies fault mild were only allowed 7 SOG in the last 45m of game 5.
>>154683414>6 minutes of power plays for ducks one game>Not a Major 2 Electric Boogaloo the next game>Player Safety ran by former Stanley Cup Duck players suspend McNabb in retaliation for being KWABS>VGK snub media after winning and the league and trying to make them surrender a draft pick in a chimp out
>>154683452I could see the 2nd rounder being returned to them if they bow and scrape before Gary during the hearing
>its not the goalies fault hes shitlol. wallstedt confirmed to be the door that let's goals innto lose games
>>154683472Foley just tells Gary he won't give him his share of ticket sales and he will fold like a chair and fire the DPoS heads
>>154683408nah, mckenna will reinvigorate matthews and he will want to stay and will start scoring 60+ goals again
>>154683486Oh god please let it be so
corsi said the sabres should have won yesterday.
>>154683433>>154683470It's all theater because people were starting to notice. That's a small price to pay in exchange for a Cup.
>>154683495Canadian cope is the gift just keeps on giving desu
>>154683524
>>154683423Montembeault is available.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYaNbEh2BfkSinBin talking about the Postgame situation
>>154683541He needs to lose 35 pounds first
>>154683524>makes a silly future prediction>that's c-c-cope!!!1!11people like you really make this general shitty, you know
>>154683578sweetie you've been crying about vegas for 10 threads now youre the one to talk
>>154683557He can't do that, a poutine is 1200 calories.
>>154683606Has he considered eating just the curds and gravy?
3 in 6 is a dynasty
>>154683470Knights getting this far really upset Gary and his script so he had to punish them :(
i want chicoutimi to win
>>154683605well you got the wrong guy, i'm the golden torts poster/sp/ needs ids i swear
>>1546836232 1/2*
>[JFresh] Vegas' 2nd round pick is currently pegged at 61st overall. Here's every 61st overall pick of the cap era: So this is the average caliber of player that the Knights would be missing out on if Gary does not show them mercy during the appeal.
>wanting an identity on anonymous image boardMoron.
UM MILDKITTIES
Leafs are trading the 1st overall pick for mcdavid. screencap this
>>154683712thread-specific ids would help clear up some confusion, i don't mean government ids or whatever
>>154683697https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPMGwwtSWTI&t=69sbetter luck next time trb
>>154683430McMeme is going to LA
>>154683556>According to Ken, VGK has been getting complaints ever since they were protecting Carter Hart from the media>They canceled some events in Utah series as well and some journos got madit really unironically is entitled media on their periods lmao
>>154683623>the blackhawks were a dynastyretard
>>154683733Exactly, what people need to understand is that probably most of the decision will come down to where his glitz-and-glam wife will want to go to
>>154683743you may not like it, but accept it
IT WAS 4-0>IT WAS 4-0IT WAS 4-0>IT WAS 4-0
was told that gary loves my knightes if that's true then why did he have a melty about the media jew faggotry?this shit is retarded AND gay and they'll get their pick back after >muh appeal n sheeittorts and the players should answer "no comment" to every question for the rest of their season
total fiaskokollaps in moncton
>>154683743the hawks might as well be classified as a dynasty these days given how rare it is for teams to string together cup wins in the salary cap era
>>154683763Them not doing this in the beginning was a mistake desu. Did the quacks deal with this bs shit too or is only vegas only getting flack for it cause they make hockey dilate profusely?
>>154683753She hooked him in young. 100% she is the one in control.
>tfw no hokkeianyone up for some sauna Gollum then?
the golden knights should put forth a champion to face gary in single combat to settle this matter, like the knights of old.
bought some panera mac & cheese for $7 at the store for lunch but really... it's worth about $4 imo
>>154683845brayden mcnabb no brainer
nurse will probably start squatting in mcdavids house when he leaves edmonton
>>154683700now the wayne train, that was a player
5 unanswered goals in Moncton right meow
love seeing moncton collapse kwab
>>154683556>I AM AN ACTOR IN THE NHL>I AM THE STORY
>>154683913ANOTHER one
>>154683925GO SAGS!
i can fix him
>>154683955Eww
> Hearing that Jonathan Huberdeau is expected to announce his retirement from professional hockey in the coming days. Sources indicate ongoing complications stemming from offseason hip surgery played a major role in the decision. An unfortunate end for a player who was once among the NHL’s elite playmakers. #Flames
>>154683955>balder>1 eyeOh yeah, now he's gonna beat the scoring record no doubt
>>154683753Why would she want to go to LA? She'd be a nobody. There are a thousand LA trophy wives better looking and with more money than her, and she'd be walking in with no connections.And i'd love to see her try to launch her 12th fake business under California regulations.
F L A M E SLAMES
>>154683556>>154683920Literally was media just chimping out lmao
>>154683994She might be able to worm her way into some higher circles due to her affiliation with McDavid. Hell, with Will Ferrell being such a huge Kings fan she could start there
BUFFALELS SCARED
>>154683977good on the lad for passing up $54m. don't need none of it when you've already made $75m.
>>154683977No...NO!I was told he was heating up :(
>>154684012Habs will spill their spaghetti at home, then win it in game 7
>>154684032maybe if this was Tampa again but nah it's over tomorrow and it'll be a blowout
>>154683977Flames now won the trade
>>154683979hes also got some more teeth
>>154683977Sad
>>154684067I wish I had more teeth but (((they))) took my wisdoms
>>154684040I'm saving this one for tomorrow
>>154683955now make the reflection in his phone screen some lurid anime
>>154683977FlamesBros...HuberBros............I'm numb
>>154683977Somebody should check in on Wolf, I bet he's devastated right now. Just curled up in the kiddy pool outside and crying his eyes out
>>154683977good job on the (you)s bro
>>154684104Wait Sabres mascot isn't a buffalo?
>>154684104>the giant camerakek
he's so awkward bros...
>>154684154no, the buffalo part in the name is a reference to how they sabred all of them to extinction back in the olden days
>>154684170we raped this continent bretty good
McBarge has sunk. Canucks should have bought it and renovated it and used it as a practice facility
>>154684166he's still silly
>>154684166>>154684199lmao this bitch definitely bottoms for big Joe kwab
>>154684190I don't think the bongs raped any natives whether they were in leafland or burgerland when they came here like the spaniards did to the aztecs.
>>154684254I said continent not natives READ MOTHERFUCKER
So wait, according to this bald fuck, the media has been mad at Vegas for not letting them dog pile Carter Hart in the media pressers, VGK revoked someone's press pass for trying to ambush Hart, and Torts shutting them up and also snubbing them during the Utah series made them seethe?
>>154684251You think that in return for free room and board, he has to service Jumbo Joe's jumbo Joe?
What the actual fuck is going on in Chicago?
>>154684273somebody get this man a turkish hair transplant
>>154684264the nhl is full of soft jew retards from top to bottom except for my BASED knights
>>154684273Experience Blackhawks Hockey
>>154684264>VGK revoked someone's press pass for trying to ambush HartThey actually did that in regards to the sex trial? What did they say?
>>154684302you can tell by the eyes that he lost his innocence inbetween the 2 games, and maybe not in a way that he was expecting...
>>154684298he stopped taking his flintstone vitamins
>>154684337looks like they found their new patrick kane
i want hockey damnit
>>154684166>>154684199I still can't fathom how the (((media))) bet everything on Bedard being the next one while he couldn't even make the Olympic yet alone the IIHF roster. NHL marketed the fuck out of him, Upper Deck was selling box of hockey cards dedicated just to Bedard now they're on discount.
>>154684337
>>154684337headed down the matthews path
>>154684273living around the 'urban demographic' will age you really fast
>>154684273>>154684302They raped him didn't they?
>>154684337its over
Nylander is a Drake fan
>>154684354>>154684337What playing with mechanics and landscapers does to a mf
>>154684345if you mean this years iihf roster he isn't in it only because his shoulder is still hurted
>>154684261When you said raped this continent I thought you meant raping the people as well.
>>154684266well... yeah. nothing is ever free
>>154684354lmao you clearly shopped his legs in this look how thick they are
>>154684309First things I found on googlehttps://www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/Articles/2025/09/30/golden-knights-revoke-reporters-credential-over-hockey-canada-five-question/>The Golden Knights had Mark Lazerus, a reporter for The Athletic, “escorted from the building” after he asked a Knights player about the five Hockey Canada players acquitted in last summer’s rape trial, according to Jack Todd of the MONTREAL GAZETTE. The team also “revoked his credential” for a preseason game last week. The five players in question are attempting to return to the NHL after having been suspended (MONTREAL GAZETTE, 9/29).https://awfulannouncing.com/nhl/golden-knights-revoke-reporters-credential-hockey-canada-rape-case.html>“The team declined to allow head coach Bruce Cassidy to speak to The Athletic one-on-one after learning of the topic. Several minutes later, before Cassidy began a news conference, the spokesperson pulled an Athletic reporter out of the room and told him to leave the team’s practice facility immediately. The Athletic’s press pass for that evening’s preseason game was revoked. The spokesperson said The Athletic had ‘ambushed’ Noah Hanifin during routine locker-room media interviews that morning and the team was not ‘comfortable’ allowing the reporter to cover the game.”
>>154684364I mean this is the Blackhawks we're talking about
>>154684337To realize just how bad this is, Nail Yakupov was -72. LOL!!!
>>154683623If you're talking about red wings, then they're close even though they themselves never got dynasty status, but closest in terms of modern hockey.Shitcago Nignoghawks on the other hand see pic related.
>>154684432based
Lazerus is a Biblical name
>>154684425he squats 4pl8s
>>154683731>>154683697Refer to >>154684459
>>154684432>So what do you think about the 5 players acquitted of sexually raping a lady that one time?>yeah we just gotta get pucks in deep and play the body, shots on net and we should be able to tie things up next period
>>154684483
>>154684459They broke the longest stanley cup drought at that time well that's something.
>>154684483>>154684496
remember the shakespeare play with mcdavid and lady mcdavid
>>154683743>>154683756>>154683788See >>154684459
Carterhart is still a sex pest so I won’t respect him
>Colorado vs Carolina cup finalThanks, Gary. I can't remember the last time I got a good night's sleep
>>154684479Isn't he the one who brought back jebus to life?
>>154684536nah
>>154684536no that was gary
just admit that you miss oilers hockey
>>154684526you think he prowls the vegas strip after games hitting on skanks like some skeeze?
>>154684555nah
>>154684555Is this McDavid's ladyboy harem?
>>154684555a combined 3/10
>>154684526reported for defamation
>>154684555wood berry
>>154684555I want to see oilels and laffs fans get their hearts ripped out of them if habs hoist the cup.
thoughts on marner's bling?
>>154684621Post a picture nigga
>>154684621forgot pic
>>154684621i think we love mitchie here
>>154682929
>>154684641this was the real reason they fined that organization $100,000
If Carter hart was an incel he wouldn’t have faced allegations
>>154684641
>>154684759We have actual cases of incels being framed for SA
>>154684759or a volcel, like didney
Going to ask Carter Shart how it feels to tear the Ducks a new asshole at the news presser.
>>154684799wasn't he the one that did the teabag splits on e.m.? could try to fit that reference in
>>154684273>>154684337>>154684354Twink Death sped up into fucking hyperspeed, poor guy
>>154684822and to think he once looked like this... just sad
>>154684646We do love Mitch and Torts here
>>154684119ask and you shall receive
>>154684843take me back
>>154684613I hate to admit it but this is the most likeable Habs team in years. They're pretty much where the Leafs were in 2016 with Matthews, Marner, Nylander and Hyman all emerging at the same time.Caufield, Suzuki, Demidov, Slavkofsky, Dobes, Hutson is an exciting young core that most teams would be jealous of
>canacuck teams are in absolute despair that all they're doing is shitposting in hocGrim ong frfr
>>154684985I hate the habs for ideological reasons but dominique ducharme covid habs and max domi 70 point season habs were very likable teams
>>154684775Name 1
>i hate sports teams for ideological reasonsHow do some of you people fucking function
>>154685101i love the flames for based reasons
>>154685101kek baited
>>154685114Moron.
>>154685125Hahah your team is shit while the flames have rebuilt so quickly
>>154685125nah you are>>154685151C O N V O YONROY
>>154685118Great job, you baited me in to calling you a faggot.
>>154684893jej
pre-school /hoc/ yayy
Charlotte Flair just hit Jade Cargill with the suck it
I’m here to talk about the flames not any other team dont like it there’s the door
>>154684893now make it so he's wearing speedos instead of dress pants, he has even MORE wristbands (at least twice as many), he has a joint hanging out of his mouth and a cig inbetween his fingers, and he has way more chest hair popping out of his dress shirt (that is unbuttoned even lower)
hoc is my niggas
>>154685290the post that saved /hoc/
>>154685290yeah but that door says "emergency exit only alarm will sound" and i don't want to cause a ruckus
>>154685256has jade improved
>>154685423not one bit
>>154685434she's just like me
>>154685462black and strong and transgender?
>>154685491you know me sister go flames
Marner.
mcdavid? flush it down
To bad the Raptors lost like for realz
>>154685629Shit
>>154685629he had a cool goal last night
>>154685436this nigga too based desu
>>154685629in my pants
garrrrryyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you just know Gary made the call to let the habs get this far to prevent canacucks from rioting since the oilers and sens imploded embarrassingly
>>154685864jej
>>154685864Fun fact: Marshawn Lynch is part owner of the Seattle Kraken
>>154685864pretty pretty pretty good
>>154685952simply lynchian
thinking about that bud1
>>154685864he's kind of done this before: https://youtu.be/IyFlIwdNLBw?t=213 (timestamped) he's a beauty
IT'S SATURDAY
>>154686154yeah maybe on planet tomorrow
>>154686210planet 43 minutes actually
>>154686154based and maritimes pilled
>>154683068
RCMP Alberta posted this after the Oilers lost in the 1st round
>>154686580no fucking way
>>154686610faster
>>154686589based facebook meme believer
type of shit they got bedard doing in chiraq
>>154686631>no fucking way>lol he fell for itanon...
>>154686610
>frost>wild>timberwolvesWhat new horrors await us minnesotabros
>>154686685jej
>>154686684>Licking the plexiglass>So self absorbed she can't even think to write backwards for the player.
i love daryl watts so much
torts did nothing wrong
>>154686900Except he’s a retard
Oilers last four coaches>TIPpett>HitchCOCK>WOODcroft>KNOBlach
>>154686912>blaming Torts when it was a Front office order to ditch the mediasure buddy
>don't like vegass >hockey media keeps trying to Carter shart>one player gets some bs suspension>proverbially tells em to fuck off>hockey media, reddit, and edgy reddit are getting all faggy about itUmmm yeah... I'm actually thinking they're pretty based now. I'm a knbeliever now.
>>154686945Maybe they’re not that bad
mcdavid's legit fucking pissed so watch out /hoc/
>>154686912nah he's based>>154686929nah kelly george and bill are based
>>154686929I don’t even mean that he’s always been a retard
The players came to the rink today wearing shirts honoring massage therapist Andy Hüppi -- a beloved figure inside the Canadian program.Hüppi is working his 20th world championship for Canada and plans to retire afterwards.
>>154687041
>>154687041Where was he 2008 and 2014?
>>154687041I've never been massaged intentionally unless handjobs count
>>154687038Actually on second thought I did mean it and I'm the retard
>>154687038Guess even a retard can win a gold medal
>>154686774>these cups of water sponsored by: tim hortons. a generous $3 donation!
Tim Hortons does dirty soda now
>>154687147asking earnestly, what is a dirty soda
>>154687058My goat is so based
>>154686945we were the good guys all along
>>154687197utah mammoth food
>>154687197Soda with radiation in it.
>>154687197Soda with cream on top and other flavours mixed together
>>154687241i'm a sunset sarsaparilla man get that nuka shit out of my face
>>154687197this is what I got from urban dictionary
>>154687262>>154687225makes sense. in idaho falls (also mormon country) the flavored soda thing is yuge
>>154687114Well yeah
>>154687270Nuka cola tastes better but it gives you colon cancer, so I'm trying to quit.
HOLY SHIT KAPRIZOV WHAT A SHOT IN OVERTIME, WE ARE HEADING A GAME FUCKING 7 BABY!!!!!!
>>154687347Meds
>still supporting tim hortonsTim's hates Canadians.
>>154687347
>>154687372Every canadian has two sportsnet apps and goes to the korean tim hortons
>>154687394it's sad but true
>>154687281Go look for the hotties at the soda bar
>>154687372For me it’s matcha
Player of the Game, as selected by each nation’s management group. Fraser Minten (2A)Mattias Ekholm (1G)
>>154687569Is fraser minten the guy on the right?
>>154687569real photogenic of you ekky
>>154687569Both received the same Tissot T-Race watch, priced at $750 CAD.
>>154687554baja blast for me
>>154687241Well back in my day that was healthy
>>154687569me too kid but not that stick you're thinking of
>>154687614Theyre giving them watches again? What happened to the crappy native art?
>>154687643they ran out of spanking paddles
>>154687509nah man they're all underaged i am not a pedo
>>154687643The art is way cooler for these guys, they can hang it up somewhere in their evil lairs, who still wears a watch?
vegas had a free trip to the conference final
how does mcdavid manage his boylust now that he's separated from marner and strome?
>>154687643they've always given them watches, crappy native a weird thing
>>154687709eh wym? the ducks fought them hard, they fought them well, out on the ice - they gave them hell!
>>154687721I think they only do that when the tournament is in canada now
>>154687709as did carolinacauses one to pause and ponder
>>154687745dont forget about assves
>>154687709>Went to 6 games twice against two wildcard teamsKek they’re going to get run ragged by the Avs.I think Avs will ruin Harts confidence to Binningtons level.
>>154687745gary got that anton chigurh hair
>>154687709Yeah
>>154687774Real. Kangz put up zero fight and the Mild proved how fraudulent they were. Worse than the Fraudstars
>the japan retard is backkwab
>>154687818his mild got raped by the assves and now he's buckbroken enough too root for them kwab
McDonald’s sells dirty soda
Why does quinn always look so out of place.
>>154687853KWARB
>>154687876ynr jordan greenway
>>154687876dafuq is this from
>>154687876exact demeanor of a guy in an indie rock band that would have got a 7.5 on pitchfork in the late 2000s. same reason the girlies liked him
>>154687917guess you missed the post where he said wallstedt was an elite goal. so elite he cost them the entire postseason. lmao raped bitch indeed
>>154687942bauer combine in 2019https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeZ-t-zOXiU
>>154688017not clicking that but is that my wife marissa?
The NHL second round has been INSANE!!! IM LITERALLY LOSING MY MIND OVER HOW CRAZY IT'S BEEN
>>154688068knights won
a healthy mcdavid would bootyblast marner and his rapist friends
>>154688096
>>154688017did they gangbang that slut?
>>154688068you think that's crazy? wait until you see the canes beat the habs in 5 games!
>>154688045yes>>154688134yes
my sabres can still win the series
>>154688076Based knighties
>>154688134wtf
>>154688076Nah, they lost their 2nd round pick actually
>>154688178they got in trouble by gary bro what a fat parkinsons having jew faggot retard KWAFPHJFR
>>154688185>implying the gay faggot nhl leadership won't cave completely or reduce the punishment via appealya stars lost tranny kwab
>>154688186It was deserved though, Gary made the call to made his duckies win but didnt work, they got raped, didn't play his game and he's mad (which will get appealed anyway)
>>154688189I hope they choose to punish the ottawa senators instead
I can't wait for my Oilers to go on another 16-game win streak and show these soft bitches who's really running this league. #DontPissOffMcDavid #WorldPeace #Facts
>>154688189I don't even like or cheer for the Stars, but the Vegas Golden Convicts deserve it, you schizo freak
>>154688201she look kinda stanky
>>154688201wood berry
>>154688200based. why i inherited this is beyond me
>>154688207no million dillion
>>154688223she smells like vanilla ice cream in person
>>154688200the senators are punished enough as it is, gary has cast a miasma spell over ullmark that is unbreakable until he chooses to dispel it.
>>154688207We love copey and the Knights here retard. Fuck the Assves though.
looool
>>154688296Sure, can't wait to see the blacked porn spam like last year when the Knights lose
>>154688353That's a boy on the left
>>154688353>>154688357based
hate the knights but love tortswhat do I do
>>154688361I don't know anon, but the greatest stories are those where the heart fights against itself. And you're living it.
>>154688376ok but stop making this more important than it really is
>>154688351i don't spam here
>>154688361>hate the knightswtf i can't fathom this
>>154688386he's more of a samurai guy i imagine
>>154688361Torts is gonna win the story of the Stanley Cup this season by not allowing media into the Knights locker room or doing interviews afterwards, EVER AGAIN for the remainder of the season
>>154688394based, the fines will keep racking up but he'll simply refuse to pay and continue to win, gary be damned
>>154688386the vegas golden knightsnhl hockey team
>>154688353This is what the PWHL actually believes
>3 days later my Wilds still have them seethin'kek
my b.o. smells like a&w bros
>>154687876wonder why (((they))) put the fuckin only nig front and center...
>>154688414hello Mr. Wild fan, tell me what you think, if you will, what the Wild lacked that made it so they didn't win the series. And do you think the Billy G will be able to make up for it for next season? Especially since Hughes said he is open to staying.
>>154688414They certainly did not KWABS Wilds
>>154688397I really hope Torts does. I mean he's gotta RETORT in some way, right? heh
>>154688427I think you can suck muhhh dik lol.
>>154688399they rule tho
>>154688444jej hell yes
>gotta get pucks in deep>win faceoffs>keep our composure>play our game>get pucks to the net>make smart decisions>be true our ourselvesWhy the fuck don't more teams just do all of this?
he'll just say "no comment" to every question for the rest of their season imo
>>154688445well I was hoping to get a real answer but oh well, i didn't watch the series but was wondering about it anyways.
>>154688456entirelysocioeconomicfactors
she's not wrong thoughbeitever
>>154688456
>>154688438>still talking about another team that has been eliminated>i-i-i-i'm not seethin'Yikes. Cringe. LMFAO. LOL. KWAB. GTFO. WTFBBQ even.
everytime we kwab i get this feeling, everytime we sneed i think i could feed
>Last year Knoblauch hired a look-alike to coach the final games for the Oilers while he sat in the crowd and watched.I still can't believe the Oilers didn't fire him right then and there.
pacific bros your so lucky it's only midnight
>>154688479oh kek it is just the Wild fan coping hard again.Do we have a name for him yet?
>>154688501thank christ (gary), i was able to purchase additional vodka 2 hours ago too
>>154688507i just came off an 8 day vodka bender I've felt like shit all day
real comfy hours
>>154688516One thing can cure that for you anon
>>1546885267 of those days was curing the first nights hangover
KWABWABaudio: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778915234301230.mp4
>>154688543poor kid, and fuck those parents for filming that so they could get clicks and views. vile humans, i feel sorry for his future
>>154688539Thats the way she goes
can /your/ rookie/future-of-the-franchise cupstack as good as celebrini?because mine can't :(
>>154688587is that how they test players at the draft combine?
>>154688587HE CAN STACK THE WHA-WHAT THE FUUCKIS THERE ANYTHING HE CAN'T DO??
>>154688598no they test them with retarded questions like: "who would you suck and fuck if you were the most suckable and fuckable piece of ass on the planet"
stop pretending to be gay all the time
>>154688609or what?
>>154688614your gonna turn in to a fag
>>154688609>pretending
slopdown was cancelled
>>154688648Gayup wasn't though
>>154688600the only thing he can't do is win bedard's heart :(
>>154684996>Perry: I'm gonna rape you kid>Pettersson: Nooo my boyfriend!>Henrique: Don't fight it just let it happen lol
>>154688669Fuck for a sec I thought he was missing a right leg and was wearing prosthetic leg.
>>154688670>the way Bedard licks his lips at the endYou sure about that?
>fake homos>real homos>wrestling homosi'm out
https://x.com/SEllisHockey/status/2055317972214825300?s=20
Why didn’t anyone remind that Iihf started
>>154688669so this is why he hasn't been playing for the habs in months...
>>154688732hehe
>>154688732>Germany is playingWhere is Dry saddle?
why isn't the wcf starting today or tomorrow
>>154688782Because Gary is a faggot
>>154688740we did >to day's games in Eastern European time, first ones start in 2 bongs 50 bings I don't remember the time difference to americas
>>154686075>The most arrogant organizations in the leagueWhich team was he talking about?
>>154688816fren, can you please make sure to make a new skoda bread when the current one diesim too drunk pekka, too dunk! thx
>>154688828colts, yankees, jays
>>154688829Iäll do it in an hour or two unless a håkan beats me to it
>>154688828globetrotters
>>154688847I'm sure he referring to a NHL team
>>154688862thx man
>>154688505Ur mum's deep-dicker lel
gigapop for trick willy tonight
>>154688732I love how Puljujarvi made the national team and not Kotkaniemi lol
>>154688916
>>154688473she built like a tank
man I sure hope montreal doesn't win game 6imagine buffalo beating carolina
>>154688929shall call him trick milly from now on. kid's dimes.
>>154688828>>154688847>>154688864Nevermind I found it he was referring to the Penguins lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrj3E7OXpdY
>>154688930in my personal experience: heart-shaped glasses = dangert. whale hunter
>>154688473Can't wait for the mickey mouse league to fold like the women's F1 lol
>>154688981women can't drive nigga lolwake up
Meant to post this hours ago. Manon still got it.
>>154688975based plapper
>>154689016bogged
>>154688995kek
>>154689030Bog this dick
>>154689047BOG THIS DICKBOG THIS DICKBOG THIS DICKBOG THIS DICK
>>154689049
>>154688995Only time a woman was dominant in motorsport was back in 80's in rally, wonder what happened.
>>154689016Detroit finally getting a team?
>>154689073detroit, hamilton, vegas, and san jose
>and then Tortorella will storm out of the arena in 3...2...1... perfect.
>>154689084heck ya
Do people still hate the Golden Knights?
>>154689084Detroit should be called Cougars a throwback to red wing's original name, Hamilton should be Tigers, Vegas should be the Golden Dame and San Jose the Hammer Heads.
>>154689173No they are actually /hoc/s team now
>>154689173We want them to win the cup.
The Vegas gm is hot too
>>154689173gary is trying to bully us kek what a retard huh
nta but i thought hamilton was a type of sandwich
I've never heard of a hamilton sandwich
>>154689173>>154689183>>154689188Only reason Vegas is getting sports team is cause of the sports gambling market. I thought everyone here knew.
has ham and milt, milt by the ton...
>>154689173>*score at home*>*arena plays loud slot machine noises*yeah, I can't support a gambling-themed team
>>154689222maybe if this happened 20 years ago
>>154689228based fernando
>>154689222I think they are putting too many teams there
lost our second round pick in the Upper Deck NHL Draft lads
>>154689247no...NO!i am sorry fren
>>154689222I always assumed it was because they have no other competent teams to watch so they pretend to enjoy hockey
>>154689245MLS is trying to add one by relocating Vancouver Whitecaps and NBA is pursuing one as well.
sweet skweems are made of thesewho am i to celebrinitravel the werl and the 40 billion streamssome of them want to be abused by their fathers.sweet shargs are made of bees
>>154689264the golden knights debuted under perfect circumstances. everyone here our whole lives were told we'd never get a major pro sports team because of muh gambling. then the knights were announced so literally everyone supported them to some degree before they debuted.then right before the inaugural season got under way, that >58 shooting happened that fucked the city up immeasurably. the knights players did a bunch of community service and blood donations and shit, and then kicked ass on the ice. the city has been in love with them ever since.the aces are also a dynasty. the raiders aren't beloved by the general population of the city. i reckon the same case will happen with the a's. i think the pwhl team will have a strong niche fan base. the whitecaps will probably be popular with the latinx community. nba expansion team will most likely get love.
My team will _____??
>>154689348I need more info for this result. WHO is your team?
>>154689358nuckies
>>154689366>>154689348draft Diver Iceberg
>>154689222they got a team because they are a good hockey market. their history of minor league teams shows that they love hockey
>>154689414based go thundies (rip) go wranglies (rip)
>>154689378is he really???oh man i gotta go tell the sedins about this
>>154689442
hockey means _____ _____ _____ to _____ and _____ ((( ____ )))) and then _____ they ____ in __ ___ .
Hockey is ___Fill in the fucking blank.
hoc
>>154689502cool except for that FAGGOT JEW gary buttman
new thread: >>154689505
