prev>>154714701
nobodys ever trained krav miga and been ufc champ
>check thread >see flag
>>154725737Strongly approve of the op image. Exquisite thread.
With Jews you lose (nothing!)
Jewish Jake got dookie Dana steamin sadly
>The future of combat sports rests in the hands of Dana White and Jake PaulThings are looking up!
>>154725737So what happens when Olives, Holloway, Strickland, etc. leave the sport in the next 2-3 years? Who the fuck do you even have left at that point other than a bunch of BUMS
>>154725895that's not ari b
>>154725895Dana wont care by then but you'll have like Vallejos and Van heeming in the lightweights and hokit going bananas in heavyweight
>>154725895Joe PyferAteba GautierKai KaraWaldo CortesThe future has tonnes o stars!
his name is lil jimmy france
Im fuken poing ama idk lol
same night i could fuck up hokit and jake paul both mma bare knuckle whatever
It started with
>>154725953you shitting nigguh?
>>154725962fiending for fruit in the favela?
hehe monke
Man time is moving slower, Ive noticed this for the past 3 years. We are clearly in some kind of. . . time paradox. MMA is complicit is this as well, Ive noticed most actually didn't happen,
Would you rather see Mcgregor bully Nate Diaz or Holloway bully Mcgregor?
The Stockton sphincter has failed
>>154725965Geh
>>154722884>wait did sean strickland really shit on his dads dick when his dad TKO’d his prostate with the head of his dicklil seans had a poorly tummy so his dada stretched Sean's congested bunghole open with his BWC and poorly sean got his tummy unblocked and covered his dadas BWC with a stream of sticky diarrhoea ripley
>>154725762Did you squash the beef with Burns?
>>154726180Shitskins like you are taking the Chimaev destruction well I see
>>154726215i don't care about shitmaev, jamal go watch basketball, boy
>>154726083nah fuck that
>>154726215why are these doos always talking about homosexual relationships
>>154726257Still mad at Aspinal being ID’d as a fake bitch made champ
>>154726180Factual post sadly
>>154726062Did Diaz really shit himself last night?>>154726180Gotta be at least a semi-fag to think up shit like this
Nate DDPiaz I fear
It’s funny how BSD and Mike Perry look so wogged despite being white
>>154726381>Chimaev>Aspinallwho's next jamal
>>154726481Yum!
>>154726449Diaz did shit himself, throwback to when Sean "Diddy" Strickland shat all over his dadas BWC during a routine poopchute mucus inspection
>>154726481This is why I have four holes
>>154726481The only nigger here is you
>>154726536>no UI accept your concession, now go watch basketball, boy
>>154726449no Nate didn't shit himself
Dirty diaper Diaz squirted for perrydaddy
Squirting brown liquid like Sean "Irreversible" Strickland
will someone please respond to spammy he's craving atention
where do i take the test for my fight iq
>>154726738Fuck off pedophile
Dana should just announce a new promotion called MMA Legends that’s full of roided up has-been uncs. Do it like 2-3x a year, and the Jake Paul threat is negligible
>>154726747Steatorrhea Strickland when he dead daddy wouldn’t stop stretching him out:
>>154726738outside the mcdonalds on granville street in vancouver tonight at 9:45 pmif you survive you passif i heem you you fao;
Jake Paul vs Hector Lobnard on Felony Fights
DIAZINATORS… NOT LIKE THIS…
>>154726738The test is how you scored Strickland vs Khamzat
>>154726802Im at 1159 Granville street come tonight and we can hang out
5-0 strickland based on damage
It’s actually unbelievable to me that not a single person has died in the octagon over 8000+ fights. How does that even happen? Statistically at least one of those fights should have been fatal
For non-leafs, granville street is the gay street
Best rename that shit to gayville
Daner actively bullying Michael Venom Page because he misunderstood the MVP on Netflix thing
want conor to win. always saw holloway as some CTE ridden retard
just wanted to let everyone know not all brits are like the ones in these threads
>>154726868crazy considering we got dudes like herb dean letting people die out there
>>154727088Most us are sexy somalidaddies now. These threads are full of disgusting pathetic Pigclitties
Stop running Pigslam
>>154727109STILL not booked for a fight.STILL calling for Usmanfucking bum.
Only Clitia should be allowed to take entire years off between fighting old bums
/mentallyiLL/
>>154726868MMA fights get stopped on knockdowns
>>154727187>dude ONE PUNCH at the wrong angle can KILL>no one gets killed despite hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions of punches being thrown
Don’t find your wife in miami
Find your BBC daddy in Dagestan
>>154727253He didn’t “find” his wife he got arrange married to his cousin. They got it all figured out over there
i'm mexican
Any mexican trannies that wanna hookup?
Khumshot without beard looks like some white kid from a trailer park with a rare birth defect that affects aging and facial features
https://youtu.be/QX7QXsmUJTI?is=zPoxz75DB2MYRvL6
>>154727332this isnt a q and a
Who does that to Gina Carano? She’s fought the Galactic Empire AND the Mandolorian.
ian garry needs to start eating real protein and cutting weight the dumb fuck we need total brazza humiliation
islam and van are the only real champions in the ufc right now
>>154727379She offended the Jews though. Kikes put this whole card together just to see her get beat up.
>>154727421Put some respect on Gane’s name
>>154727421Strickland outwrestled Khamzat and forced him in to a jab off and won
>>154727433champion at flatlining speds>>154727436raped bitch
damn just compared sean's wins to islam'sbrazzabros......
>Undisputed Middle Weight Champion Sean Strickland>Khamzat Chimaev
Cyril Gabe? No...., Sibyl Bitch!!
>>154727253Holy shit! Its Umnar Nurmagomedov and Islam Machkachev
Show your wife and kids
Khamzat will be moving up to LHW where he will face his toughest challenge yet, Jan Blachowics
>>154727639Yan would fucking murder ratlip he's trying to fight a bum like Jiri or Costa
>>154727424I hope you get heemed for being antisemitic
>>154727253Aesthetic photo, desu.
>>154727649Jan has some of the worst tdd in the entire the ufc
>>154727421Pisslam went life and death with a guy that Prates bullied like a toddler.
Jan's anti wrestling is elite
Alexa, post the webm of Jam getting heemed by the corpse of Santos. Yeah, that one.
>>154727675One polish power lowkick would shatter Khamzat's inbred legs worse than ankalaev got done
Jiri outlasted Nemkov, Albrektsson, Texiera, Reyes guys a better wrestler than he's given credit for he's relentless and probably if not submitted in round 1 would outlast and grind khamzat to a TKO, Jan vs Jiri is the fight to make imo. Guskov/Jan 2 is pointless.
the kumzluts are already attempting to duck costa, it seems
Platinum beat the brakes off that faggot stoner
>>154727686Nah fuck that
>>154727773Jiri is a fucking bum nigga
>>154727782It was funny someone said that Nate winning was free money lmao
>>154727773I love Jiri but he’s fucking retarded, he might be champ if he was less retarded
what's the biggest aura loss of 2026 for now ? I think there's some tough competition between Jiri being a complete retard against Ulberg, Khamzat who got gassed and lost in a tippy jabby boring fight, and JDM who got destroyed to the point he looked like a stupid sissy ass bitch.
I hide all anti Jiri posts, don't need to hear it bitches.
>>154727811Well JDM and Jiri were always total bums to anyone who wasn't retarded so probably Khamzat because plenty of people really thought he could beat Strickland.
>>154727811Allen got some of his aura back by beating the breaks of the vitiligo spic after Jean Silva surfed on him
So allen pulled a snoozefest against Costa huh, i suppose he can run forever
Silva should've been docked a point for jumping off Allen's back that shit was trubo gay and the fight was 1-1 up until that shit.
Why don’t mma fighters have finishing moves like wrestlers do? Guys like Curtis Blaydes would be popular if he KOed his opponent with a choke slam.
why dont any fighters walks out to yung gravy
>>154725895Ulberg, Gane and Garth
>>154727800no he's not
>>154725895Ganes 8th failed title shot should be a doozy
14 celestial lunar cycles until we enter the Gaethje era
I'm not surprised mother fucker
>>154727930Lmao, good one
>Nah fuck that>I hide all anti Jiri posts, don't need to hear it bitches.>why dont any fighters walks out to yung gravy
lol fuck, Saturday was a disappointment. Poor Gina lost, the child killer won, and Nate Diaz looked like pure didnt train for more than an hour shit. Was entertained tho
Was UFC good? I watched Diaz instead and stpooed at Hogda and then went to play Nightmaer of Druaga
Told you cazzies Mike was juiced to the gills and Nate was a flabby stoner who was going to get his shit pushed in
>Was UFC good? I watched Diaz instead and stpooed at Hogda and then went to play Nightmaer of Druaga
mike and Nate made 40 look like 80
>>154728001good taste
>>154728019Wtf>>154728038Thabks b you too
>>154727957gaethje by decision is easy money
>>154728001JTB fight was good and Brundage beasted, other than that no
you guys should bet the house on Ciryl Gane beating Pooatan via TKO/KO
>nosecelThis part always gets me
Dana White vs Eddie Hearn in the Meta Apex promoted by Jake Paul live stream on Paramount plus and Netflix.
I got Pereira by disqualification
In a recent interview Gane respectfully called tom a coward and a pretender
By the 18th eyepoke foul you cant call people cowards for noticing eyepokes
>>154728115And he is absolutely right. This bong pussy has been milking his "muh peepers" story for 7 months, he stuck himself into having to roleplay being blind because he was too much of a sissy to fight Ciryl Gane when he saw he was getting dominated.
Alex will heem him with his eyes closed
>>154728016Nate got his shit pushed OUT
The undercard being this shit is truly a testament to how hard the UFC has fallen off post-Conor eraIt’s like a peak UFC fight headlining a Bellator card
Mixed Mental Illness General
>>154728179Nvm just realized it’s the prelims
>>154728179Cody heems
>>154728179they're called prelims you boxpoofter
>>154728179Can't fucking believe Cody Garbage is STILL fighting that guy has been a can for the longest
>>154728179>THE title contender Tracey Cortez that low on the prelims
>>154728001honestly I kept switching between netflix and ufc and ended up sticking with netflix, mostly because of nostalgia and they actually had fighters I recognize. Mike Perry might be the biggest mma fighter resurgence of all time, dude was a nobody loudmouth can forever now he's making bank still being the same retard
>>154728179>Whitaker vs krylovGreat fight, Whitaker testing the light heavyweight waters.>Riley vs KKIIIRiley heemed probably or KK weathers the storm and heems.>Pinas vs Almeidaheem incoming, Almeida fights are pretty emtertaining.>GODbrandt vs YanezRIP you beaner faggot>Cortez vs CongThey want Cortez heemed but I see her winning by sub>Durden....Enough saidLove the undercard Dana
i be dirty dancing now they yelling khamzat swayzedamn khamzat you so vicious you so clean so delicious
>>154728308PEDOOOO PEDOOOO PEDOOOO
>Nate Diaz will heem Perryhow can anyone think Nate Diaz can heem anyone in 2026, I'd say any average heemster has a chance against him on the feet
>>154728238HANGIN WITH THA BOYZZZZZZZ
Sean Strickland's gaped asshole after his dad pushed his faggot face down and reamed his arsehole to train him to be wrestlefucked by dagestans (which is why Sean Stroonland beat khamzutt)
>>154728403sexy strickdaddy with the gold
>>154726939davie is the gay street, granville is the drunk violent surreyjack and open air drug use street
>>154728308
>>154728456he was right unironically
>>154728179why bobbert is on the prelims doe
Bet the poppy field on Garth by sub.
>>154728482He sucks.
>>154728435True guy from the coove
>>154728511hey, thats rude
>>154728540It's true thoughbeit
>>154728482Can yuo dont
i didnt watch any crap last night but from the replay diaz caught perry a few times and got him to the ground but thats wasnt going to stop mike. if you watched any of his bkfc fights you'd know this was gonna happen.
>>154728553I was legit surprised, Nate didnt really seem like he trained for it but maybe he just sucks now, Perry handled him in short order and I didn't expect that
>NI-*SLAP*>DE FUCK U WUZ GON SAY DANOID?>uh..erhh..I-I-*Ngannou grabs Dana by the throat*>LOOK ME IN DE EYES WHEN I IZ SPEAKING, PINKSKIN!!!!!!*SLAP*>y-yes si-*SLAP* *PUNCH*>YES SIR!! YES SI-*SLAP* *KICK*>AAHHHHHHH!!! YES SIRR!!! YES SIRR!!!*Dana starts moaning, his clitty is completely opened like a floodgate, leaking twp sissy fluids**Ngannou picks up Dana by the throat, raising him to his feet until their eyes are meeting*>LOOK HERE MUTHAFUCKA, IF IZ EVA CATCH UZ SAYING DE WORD. I WILL BEAT YOU TILL YOU IZ PURPLE NEEGGA. I WEEL RAPE YOU TILL YOU LOVE MEE FAGGOT!!!!*Ngannou slaps Dana to the ground and unzips his pants. A massive BBC springs free and two grapefruit-sized balls flop out of his boxer briefs*>NEVA EVA DEESRESPECT ME WHITE DEVIL!!!!*Ngannou grabs his massive member and starts pissing on Dana's face. Dana is now crying, rolled up in a ball, as he is showered in warm, sour nigger piss*>DREENK UP BEETCH NIGGA!!!!*Ngannou kicks a puddle of pee all over Dana*>I SED DREENK EET FOOL!!!!!*KICK* *KICK*>AHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO STOP!!!! STOP PLEASE!!!!*Dana vomits his Prince Street Pizza on Ngannou's CR7 x Nike Air Max 97's*>NIGGA WAT YOO DO!!??? WAT YOO JUS DO NIGGA!!!!!! AWWWWWWWW HEELL NAWWWWWW!!!!*PUNCH* *PUNCH* *KICK* *STOMP*>N-NOO-NOOOOOOO AAHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! HELLLP ME!!! TRUMP!!!! HELP M- ACK!!!*Dana's body is lying in a warm muddy pool of BBC piss, blood, shit, vomit, and grey matter**Ngannou starts jerking his BBC and busts a fat nut on Dana's face*>uUuuhh sHeet neegga... SHIEEEEEEET NEEGGA... GON GET THEES GORILLA NUT NEEGUHHHHH*SPIT*>punk ass white devil dana bitch.>Now whey de Hunter beeitch pussy at?
Haven't updated this in a while. Who on pic related has the best chance of becoming champ again? (Besides the obvious Pantoja)
Aljdaddy will be champion at 145
>>154728575DANEH GIB ME SEX BONUS NOW BUHUBUHBUHUBH
>>154728568nate doesnt suck, but he's been cooked for years plus perry is at the peak of violence.
What's this I'm hearing of Nate shaubing? Post the source of this rumor I am inteingy
>>154728553I was worried when Nate got Mike to the ground since I’m not sure how much wrestling training he’s been doing lately, but otherwise I knew Nate was going to be a bloody mess in no time. I was expecting doctor stoppage, not a doo doo stoppage
>>154728576Ank, if Ari even lets him anywhere near title contention ever again.Khamzat, if hes fighting Ulberg cuz Ulberg sux.DDP because hes stylistically better than Strickland.
>>154728576oh man Belal obviously
>>154728648Nate pooped himself from those body shots in round 2
>mfw these cazzoids disrespecting ma boi nate
>>154728575He once lost to a 40 year old washed Stipe, no one is scared of Muggumbo he just fights bums all day
Just pooped myself, Nick Diaz Army motherfucker
>>154728648>>154728680When he was grabbing the cage and throwing that dumbass kick he was actually trying to TKO Perry with his shart aroma
>>154728710Yeah that was a poopy pants kick if I've ever seen one
>>154728686wrong donn Davis is afraid of asking Ngannou to fight in pfl
idk its /heem/ traditions to talk about feces or its just this one guy that really likes human excrement
Wonk nose freak
>>154728683Nate is essentially Nick but lame and retarded and gay.
cummy bitch
>>154728744rude but true
Rudebeit
>>154728733I mean when a fighter craps his pants inside the hexagon we're gonna talk about it mate
oh yeah they were calling it a hexagon WOW! so cool and cutting edge
>>154728733Yeah its beneeth me personally. I knew youd have class vis an vis; poo as well
>>154728683>Quits like a bitch
Stipe Miocic, Dominick Reyes, Thiago Santos, Anthony Smith, Alexander Gustafsson, Daniel Cormier, Ovince Saint Preux, Glover Teixeira, Chael Sonnen, Vitor Belfort, Rashad Evans, Lyoto Machida, Rampage Jackson, Shogun Rua, Ryan Bader, Brandon Vera, Matt Hamill, Jake O'Brien, Stephan Bonnar, André Gusmão, Moyses Gabin, and Carlos Eduardo all lasted longer in their fights with Jon Jones than Ciryl Gane did.
Ngannou decided to step up to the Dravidian BVLL Anshul Jubli and… as you can see, this was the result… u scared yt boi?
>>154728648Fraid so
Gane is headlining the biggest card in UFC historyJon Jones is not
>>154728733it's just indians in canada and the uk unfortunately
>>154728879>Gane is headlining the biggest card in UFC historyNo he's not
>>154728849That nigga got a humongous quad
>>154728879Mcgregor vs Khabib and 300 were bigger cope cope cope cope
>>154728576Clearly JDM, he was tiring CP out and just got caught. Monreno, Sugar, Figgy, Aljo, Holloway, Marty, Bumlal, Jan are 100% never getting a belt again.
3:20 AM in London roight now.
>>154728879He's co-maining it. Heading the card is Ilia Vs Garth.>>154728856Who shit themselves?
>>154728894Ilia will probably retire in 3-4 years to do prize fighting with Jake Paul and at that point Sean can become champ again
corr it's the bloody toime bobby lads hoide!
iiiiiiiiIIIIITTTTSS TIIIIIIIME
>>154728630I mean, I dunno, you know what I meant. Nate is probably pretty shopworn by this point
Ilia Ilia Ilia Is that all you faggots ever talk about
>>154728925>at that point Sean can become champ againAt 155, Ilia's division? No fucking way Sean is going up two weight classes.
Perry seems to have this uncanny ability to be a just bleed can but seemingly never slow down. He might be resistant to CTE due to how fucking stupid he is, and that my friends is an incredible mma science news development
>>154728921Indeed it is so, can't sleep. But I don't have work in the morning as I quit my job 6 months ago and it's dire finding a new one.
>>154728963Turns out flint water actually gives you super powers who would've thunk
>>154728954why wouldn't we talk about the best mma fighter on the planet
>>154728954Why are you talking about Ilia?
We call him Clitia
>>154729043Max is going to pitter patter the fuck out this dude
>>154729057Sad but true
>>154728988fuck, can you imagine? You can become impervious to all forms of brain damage, but you have to live in Flint Michigan. That's a fucking hard bargain
>>154729057I really wish he wouldn't
Illya
How would Max vs Ilia go at 145?
>>154729111
>>154729111Same way Illia vs. Pigslam would go at 155 but Pigslam keeps ducking
I can't get behind the Ilia hype because I just don't think he's as good as everyone thinks he is
>>154728974I heard the rape gangs are hiring
Nate won the story
>>154729158Why?
You know heavyweight is a joke when this chipmunk DJ Akademiks chubby cheeks ass nigga is in the top 5
>>154729197dude im a forty year old southern American, there is literally no accounting for my thoughts on anything because as soon as I settle on something I'll be ready to go to war for the gift of cooming on some nubians tits despite my inherent racist nature
Also I think Ilia is a short midget bitch with good power in his hands and he's somehow gotten by doing that and nothing else
As someone who doesn't know much about the UFC, reading these threads are real entertaining.
>I-Illia is bad because he knocks everyone outKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK WHAT A RETARD
>>154729111I don’t deal in “what if”s, only reality
>>154729217wow ok
Ilia vs jai Herbert needs to be made into a movie by Jake gylenhal >Ilia a new comer and featherweight waiting for fights to make a name for himself >Goes up to light weight tn fight a guy a foot taller than him>Over comes adversity by tanking a head kick>Knocks him out to the shadow realm and goes on to become a shoe in for the HOF
Our sport is stewarded by monsters like Dana and Ari. How did we get here?
>>154729242
>>154729281if you are forced to live around coloreds enough, you end up wrecking them with your BWC despite everything
>>154729292Not falling for the anti-Dana psyop.
>>154728879Neither is Tom.
Casual with a paramount subscription here. Recommend a mandatory UFC event to watch. So far I watched 326, 327, 328, and 300
>>154729292>92KWABwe got here because the fertittas left the business, they were the only ones keeping it money. Soon as that happened, Dana dumbfuck got in bed with the TKO jews and now the sport we loved and pro wrestling might as well just be a cut out of a fat black tranny
Without Dana there would be no apex and power slap let that sink in before slandering him you faggots
>>154729311UFC 666, Conor McGregor, in memoriam.
>>154729311UFC 100
>>154729311Adesanya vs Romero
magomed ankalaevremember?
>>154729205he's #7 you goof
>>154729308Tom wouldn't want to smell dookie donnie's diapey
Fuck TKO, fuck Ari Emanuel, fuck Hunter Campbell, fuck powerslap, fuck the apex, and most of all, fuck Dana White
>>154729337Haramkalaev. How could I forget.
Natalia Silva
>>154728974>But I dont have work in the morningCorrr lad. Chippy butty ass
Fuck Natalia Silva
>>154729292>There were two kids I grew up with>Younger than me. Sorta looked up to me, you know >We did our first work together, worked our way out of the street >Things were good, we made the most of it. During the 2000s- we ran the fight game into Canada, made a fortune, your father, too >As much as anyone, I loved them, and trusted them>Later on they had an idea, to build a city out of a desert stop, over for degenerates on the way to the West Coast. >Their names were Frank and Lorenzo Fertitta, and the city they invented was Las Vegas >These were great man>Men of vision and guts >And there isn't even a plaque>or a signpost>or a statue of them in that town!
What time is it in London?
being a neet isn't an excuse for not having a good sleeping schedule, workout routine, and dietin fact, it's the opposite
>>154729358We don't do that here fuck off back to pol
>>154729311ufc 146
>>154729381And fuck you too for supporting them
>>154729379That’s a man.
>>154729377The schnoz of the one on the left dude definitely loves his blow
>>154729327Watching now and it’s just albino gorilla rape
>>154729390Hey now you can't talk to anon like that
Jewish people cant fight
>>154729419They don't need to, I'll fight and die for my J daddies
>>154729419And yet Jdaddies have conquered all pink piglets.levels.
J daddies is slang for Jewish daddies by the way
I'm jewish and I would fuck you up.
>>154729358
>>154729473I wouldn't let you lift a finger and instead fight all your battles for you.
>>154729489peach
Hebrew hammer? more like hebrew bitch
>>154729419>Ilia Topuria (mizrakhi)>Islam Makhachev (khazar)Wrong
>>154729500Nah fuck that!
What the fuck is road to ufc anyway?
fuck you
>>154729500love adam carolla
>>154729542It's how they get Asians signed because they only fight other Asians.
>>154729542MVP MMA Road to UFC China 3: Le vs Le
>>154729542Its called giving head to Molemann
some of you dont know what love line is and you all would be callers
MVP shouldve got jake shields to call fights but jake paul couldnt handle being around an influencer that actually has something meaningful to say to the world i guess
currently taking a big fat khamzat before the gym, also i would body all of you
Reminder that pavlovich has a dominant win over Waldo who everyone thought would fight for the belt. Pavlovich is fighting this weekend and after he knocks out Brazilian Stefan struve hes next in line for a title shot.
Jake Paul looks like Harvey Weinstein
>road to ufcheeminder are girl is fighting https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/120312-bo-meng
>>154729576holy shit teixeira took tai to deep wadders b
can they feed tai to gable
>>154729584Bruh.
>>154729576uhh b he lost bad to volkov like not even a 29-28
>>154729584Huh?
I’m 6’2” and naturally built like a tank, I could have swept the heavyweight division if I started training at 15 (29 now)
>>154729612everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face - Dana White
>>154729311the answer is always UFC 100, still the best card those pieces of shit ever put on
>>154729576Pavlovich would be cool if he had a fedor persona but instead he is a spastic
it was a joke made in poor taste. sean stricklands career if you will
>I’m 6’2” and naturally built like a tank, I could have swept the heavyweight division if I started training at 15 (29 now)
>>154729634Looks like MMA guru, down to the skinny wrists and weird proportions
Strickland has unironically cemented himself as one of the GOATs and is extremely popular.
>>154729624>Fedor personalitynah he should wear a fedora and shoot people that would be a cool persona
>>154729646Why? Adesanya was a fluke, he got lucky . Khamzat was just a styilistic mismatch + Khamzat had a bad weight cut. Bro lost twice to a bum that can’t fight (DDP), he is out of the GOAT conversation
>>154729646ive asked you politely to stop talking about the ceo of your victim support group
Nassourdine vs dricus is the obvious fight to make. I dont see it going well for drip ass du pussy.
>adesanya was a fluke
>>154729634ZAMN! BLOOD PRESSURE DADDY FINNA GET ME LEAKIN
schaub never said anything about leakin
>>154729646I dont think he makes the top 100 list of fights I think of daily
it would seem sean has them revved once more
shawn?
>>154729689watching brendan schaub get rag dolled by a 68 year old nogueira will never get old
>>154729689*leaggin
Schaub is rich as fuck
Why is Ilia’s brother a pink nippled, golden haired Aryan?
>>154729711Just lucky I suppose
>>154729711It appears that you are blind sadly
the topuria brothers are the shevchenko sisters of mma
>>154729709prawduck of work ethnic b
shev clitmogs clitiai belieb
Saw a cute asian girl at the gym and went to jack off in the locker room
>>154729745i've gone ahead and reported this post to the proper athletic commission
>>154729576dominant is a stretch, he clearly won but its not like he 10-8'd waldo or nearly had him finishedi hope he's figured out how to pull the trigger again, waldo is the kind of guy he should be walking through within a round
>cl*tiano surer sign of a brown handed post
I think Max finishes Conor.
Why was McGregor lifting weights with his penis? Does that actually do anything or what?
>>154729738delete this
why did god make a woman capable of having an ass like 200+ carano and not expect a sniff to happen? short sighted planning I think
>>154729775Are you not supposed to lift weights with your penis? Everyone I've ever trained with does this, and way before the Connor pics
india clitpiglet is a fake champ
>he doesn't hang weights off his meng
>>154729778
I did 10 years of muy thai you got no chance pal
>>154729775cocaine is a helluva drug
>>154729826You're not that guy pal, you're not that guy
Daddyriano Martinez collapsed little Clitslams's bacon cave and is the true WW champ
ive got decades of fights watched. you think im just going to let you muay thai me jon i mean really
>>154729833don't even go there dude
15 years shadowboxing and you think you're gonna do what exactly?
>>154729841Lucky Luke shoots faster than its shadow. That's levels right there.
>>154729838>trust mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_7wsu4vpes
heres how its gonna go down. i kick your calves until you cant stand and shoot a sloppy single leg, i immediately sprawl and trap one arm with my legs, i punch you while you turtle, you go to defend and i lock up a crucifix then i elbow your brain into mush
How well do you think a 30 year old Brock Lesnar would fair against today’s UFC heavyweight division? Definitely top 10 but I’m unsure about top 5
>>154729867I picture me coming out piecing you up with boxing the first round then second round I start kicking you and hurting you to the body then third round I start clinching you and hurting you with elbows then in between rounds my coach tells me to stop playing with my food but I don’t listen and then 4rth round I take you down and start getting you in submissions to the point of you tapping but then I let them go until I hear your coach scream the magic words from the corner then at that point I lick my lips and I’ll point to the ground like max holloway and you will look at me in fear then I’ll shoot takedown and win 50-42 on all three judges scorecards
>>154729873I think he'd rape them all sexual style
>>154729873He would have been the white Jon Jones if he trained MMA from a young age
>>154729873I think he'd clobber them all honestly, the only time Lesnar looked weak was after a debilitating surgery. He fuckin punched Heath Herring into a 50 yard roll, he was the hw champ we wanted and should have been but we never got it
Gable Steveson is basically black Jon Jones
stay platinum
>>154729893Nah fuck that
>>154729920Nigga is a quadroon by the looks of it
>>154729873? - tom1-Ciryl Gane 2-Alexander Volkov 3-Sergei Pavlovich 4-Waldo Cortes Acosta 5-Josh Hokit 6-Serghei Spivac 7-Curtis Blaydes 8-Rizvan Kuniev 9-Derrick Lewis 10-Tyrell Fortune11-Ante Delija12-Marcin Tybura 13-Valter Walker 14-Brando Peričić15-Tallison Teixeira>Definitely top 10 but I’m unsure about top 5thats fair, he didnt like getting hit in the face and the top 5 has the best strikers in the division
>>154729920I hope Gabe gets slept in a duffee vs russow style upset, if hes jon jones best buddy hes already some gay jiggaboo
>>154727811jiri didn't lose any aura, everyone already knew he is autistic
>>154729940In a moment where seconds count Jiri is definitely the retard. He could have won the fight, handed on a platter, but he got all emotionally flustered and got treated like a can
>>154729936
just got here and seen that spammy now supports the hebrew community
>>154729945THERE IT IS!
we tawwmmbout Schaub, bee?THEY Schaub??Gearheads Gone Wild® on Tubi™, my guy?!?!?
Is it worth seeing a UFC event in the t-mobile arena if I can only get nosebleed tickets?
>>154729954You're gonna be giving them nosebleeds.
>>154729954are they free? the traffic fuck that
>>154729959GOD DAMN this nigga above this post just got roasted big time booty blasted imho
>>154729954unless the tickets are $40 no
if jiri won you'd have called it a fluke and said it doesn't count
>>154728888>those digits
>>154729984I could body slam this whore and break every bone in her body
I want to see gina cranos butthole and ronda rosuseym butt meet in between ahd have fart battle
>>154729990could you?
thats really all I want. reveal to me your buttholes and we can move on
Are all his fights as kino as Royval and Taira?
Had Ulberg not torn his own acl you would have said it wasn't a fluke
>>154730000yes
>125 kinono
ive been a boy of josh van for a very long time
Flukes don't exist in MMA.
Fuck the Paramount app. If I’m paying $14 a month for this shit I expect a premier experience. How difficult is it to implement a search function so I can search something like “Daniel Cormier” and it just shows all of DC’s fights? I have to go through like 7 different menus and search through each UFC event manually
>>154730013you won't be saying that after one of the ceremonial eagles attacks a fighter at UFC White House
>disgusting seamonkeys have a new "boy" to idolizegood for you manlets
if you can't appreciate the lighter weightclasses you're simply low IQ
jokes aside i taught josh van everything he knows
>>154730031If you enjoy low weight classes you're high IQ
>if you can't appreciate the lighter weightclasses you're simply low IQ
>>154730039Nice selfie
Is Alex “BBL” Pereira the flukiest fighter in the UFC? He got fraud checked hard by Izzy and Ankalaev and Gane will rape him next month
>>154730043sorry to say 125 and below is subhuman. if they cant win at 135 fuck them tough shit no baby division for you
>>154730046I thought he knocked out both of those guys
>>154730046Going 4 rounds in standup with Khalil is pretty fraudulent that nigga is not good
>>154730026Van is Mexican
>>154730046Gane legit sucks though. Alex will likely lose to Tom though.
Ruffy has pretty piss poor takedown defense so im thinking chandler can grapplefuck him for 2 rounds and get a heemcision
>>154730039I like flyweight but every once in awhile I’m reminded that they look like retarded toddlers with tiny malnourished legs
>>154729984Whos this semen demon
>>154729944Meanwhile Joshua Van and his 3rd world seamonkey family celebrates a stolen belt
>>154730051he was sick and injured in both the khalil and first ankalaev fightoutside of the 2 good shots khalil landed alex murdered him
>the fastest pace, highest skill weight class? yeah it sucks actually
>>154730096Kill yourself
>>154730096If they can't beat the big ones yeah they kinda suck
>>154730081why do we celebrate third world brown cans? this sport passed its expiration date around 2015
>>154730113You shouldnt say that
I got a question for euro and British posters, are you guys really such bitches you live your lives at knifepoint? What the fuck, the jews must hate you guys you got like all of ISIS and shit within a few years
>>154730143Huh?
Van beats Pantoja again btw
>>154730143Their King is muslim and was best friends with a pedophile, his son was hanging out with Epstein and the other one died fighting for Israel. It really be like that.
va. didnt actually beat pantoja tho
Rewatched Gaethje vs Fiziev and Gaethje vs Paddy and my man has no chance. Ilia is going to rape him
Someone sais that Poatans ass is 50 pounds
>>154730150You ever get tired of it being like that? I do.
>>154730096they call him antisemitic, but not a liarcurious...
josh van won and iran won you little fucking monkey bitch
>>154730161real heemers knew the result without having to watch a single second of gaethje footage
>>154730218>iran wonsure about that?
jim miller heems topuria
>>154730228I know but I want Gaethje to win so bad so I watched his past few fights to see if there was a glimmer of hope and he just doesn’t have what it takes sadly
garth via machida front kick to the chin of that little midge freak
they're saying Gaethje by crane kick is free money
>>154730253Your parents were probably saying you'd be something special and look how that turned out
>>154730328he is special
istg the bed just moved
>>154727675>>154727694Real ones remember Jan got wrestlefucked by Gustafsson
He couldn’t chin a 40 year old Josh Emmet. Gaethje is old but he still has his chin, I expect this fight to go at least 3-4 rounds
>>154730412ilia smoked holloway who smoked gaethje
gustafsson is a real man's man and the closest i have ever seen to someone beating jones
>>154730422This is casualbabble, MMA math doesn’t work that way
>>154730412GODpuria was simply using the Emmett fight for practice at going 5 rounds. Once he had a taste of that, he just decided to heem Volk, Max and Charles within the first 3 rounds
ilja is great at fighting it's just everything else about him that is repulsive from his unbelievably mid rich WAG to gooby tattoos via getting triggered by your hokits your nelks he needed a plinio from day one tbch
>>154730432you’re gay
Ilia heems Hogayit anytime of the week
that makes getting triggered by the nacho man even lamer, abdifurvermore hokit wasn't even talking to the little karen
>>154730464UFC is gay. The entire sport is one homoerotic struggle to determine if you are the rapist or the one that gets raped
Where the fuck is Dricus Du Plessis? People make fun of Khamzat's inactivity, but he's already had another fight since the DDP match, and Dricus doesn't even have his next fight announced
>>154730475he was date raped on camera some kind of afrikaaner banter bantu bintu ubuntu
>>154730475Hasn’t even been a year yet
>>154730475They've been trying to make the DDP vs Usman match, but Usman is desperate to avoid a Dricdaddy dickdown
Would be kinda funny if DDP, Khamzat and Strickland have some kind of threeway where they win the belt from one just to lose it to the other one
grappling is gonna change so much once fighters discover kata ha jime
talmbout
KEK BEASTpuria got them seething all night every night
>>154730553Kata Ha Jime is a sub that only works in Gi
>>154730560Smooth peanut butter complexion
>>154728575>b-b-but FRANCIS- NO ONE FOUGHT FOR YOU MORE THAN ME... FRANCIS!!!>buhhbuhhbhhbuhh*unzips pants
>>154730424he did beat him (and DC), lit him up on the feet for nearly 4 roundsthe schaub post fight interview that night was pretty funny
If Topuria was greek he would be Ιλίας Τοπούρια
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
josh hoktuah
>>154729377/pol/ here, holy fucking shit that nose, and i feel like black and white suits should be reserved for serious affairs, like someone fucking died. The spotted gray with light purple lines is fucking ridiculous as well. All that money and nobody taught these people how to present themselves. Stuble, shitty suits, fucked up faces to begin with; train wreck photo.
The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma
>>154730685A poet in modern times
>>154730685and they say warrior-poet breed are dying
Ngannou vs Jake PaulMake it happen
>>154730703I'm sure Ice Cage can make that matchup
>>154730685The spirit of Durst spoke through this man
>>154730588italian would you believe it
>>154730685talmbout beowulf but with nate diaz n shit
that could be dimes actually
nigga said beowulf
how come vince could make movies with john cena and dana won't make obvious warrior epics with his roster imagine a braveheart remake with goobs coked out of his gills>>154730927we can also do 13th warrior for your "people"
seriously conor on a horse rallying the men to battle surely i cannot be the only one seeing all this gosh darned money
Bee-Wolf? NoWar-Wolf? Slightely more possibleBeow-Wolf? Most probable
we can also do something for the blacks and make a ufc roots remake jones is obviously kunta kinte
weili in a mulan remake heeming shavkat
Beo "Wulf" Mesquita?
>>154729755Based. Thank you for your service.>>154729745YouNeedToLeave.mp4
>>154729745who's the qt player
>>154730622why is theere cum cumming out of his mouth
>>154730588Peanut butter complexion, i'm using that.
>Poirier vs Mcgregor III was 5 years agoChrist
defend or vacate you one eyed prick bisping fought gsp in your shit filled shoes
he can't hear you b
he's "blind" not deaf bappa
wtf?
Alex Pereira vs Horror Villains
>>154728456Whittaker has a good chance to beat Khamzat if they rematch at light heavyweight. He actually scrambled really well, better than Strickland, in the first round. People really forget it was a pre existing injury that caused the teeth to cave in.Screenshot this.
>>154731131no one really cares, Australia, if I can be honest
britains little test island no one takes you serious, everything anyone knows about you is based on a shitty blockbuster movie
Sean Strickland's gaped arsehole ready for his father
>oy we're fockin retarded>we live with retards>we are retards>we used to have a coral reefthe fuck man, why even go on being Australian. I'd move somewhere and change my name
some little piss ant fart cloud of a nation down there somewhere, probably only exists because we saved them in WW2. You really shouldnt have an opinion on anything, Australian, still haven't made it off your prison island still chatting shit
>>154731188Based drunk pharisee and diversity hating man. Thank you for your service.
Sean Stricklands dads reaction after eat his sons dookiehole during mma training (the blood is from forced penetration)
>>154728849>Made him fall on his own leg
spot of skirtbeit
heemed the meng instead
i will make it but i am going out so it will be early
Finnish like how Sean Stricklands dad finished his sons arsehole after a day at school
that's a disgusting use of the word finnish
speaking of finns, namo fazil is going to be on contender series
Conor will KO the armlet inside 1 and Topuria is next btw
welcome>>154731459>>154731459
>>154731162>So good they make blockbusters about us
