it's heredodgers-padresprev. >>154738768
Dodgers!
Postin in a doyers genny
>>154741387The honorable samurai versus the seething chimp
this is too close for comfort
>poop vs doggie poop no one cares calipacos
>>154741406Cubs girl thread, moron
5-3 is the most dangerous lead
Los Angeles Dodgers
What does Ohtani even do?
>>154741459ew no thanks
calling it now, sox are gonna sweep the mariners and put them in a tailspin
>>154741447GET LUKE WEAVER IN THERE STATjk we are relying on 3 arms and no one can go more than 5 innings and our bullpen is constantly depleted :')
Barvs are proven fraudsthank you FishCHADS
>Cecconi sprinted to the moundcalm down, kid
kek scuba
dodgers
>>154741523wobbledgers
>>154741513
>>154741523Ass is too big
the Cubs blowthe Cubs blowhey Chicago your gay
>>154741523This kills the assless Korean poster
GOD PLEASE METS I JUST WANT TO JERK OFF AFTER A SATISFYING WIN
>>154741547unbased homosexual
>>154741547maybe for your dick
>>154741523Woah that is some booty I'm in love and this is a Dodgers fan too?
grim grim grim
mets
That white sox women mind fucked PCA and the cubes
lolmest
LOL MEST
>>154741608where was the>lolnastpost for the last 7 innings fuckface
A Meaditerranean double
>>154741604puke
>>154741547straightest cub poster
yariel buddy, whats going on big guy
they like playing mario songs when yoshi yamamoto is pitching on AM 570 THE REAL HOME OF THE DODGERShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=samXXKdLvk8
surely this isn't going to go to extras againthat would be 10 for the Mets already this season
FUCK MY BORICUA ASS
>>154741604who does this appeal to
>>154741284Honestly I think the Padres are the better overall team.>LineupEven>Starting PitchingEven, maybe slight edge to the dodgers>BullpenPadres by a fucking mile and a halfPadres also have the clutch factor which they’ve shown this year, that’s puts them over the top.
good pitching change schneider
>>154741634you don't have to worry about thatNats will score 5 next innings (dubs confirm)
macko would never
>.166>pinch hitterque?
>>154741622t. fat ugly girl possible tattoos
yariel still dogshit
>innings
>blow gays>mest
c'mon Tyrone, bring it home G
Was that the most impactful late game hit in Judge’s career?
Why do the Mets make their own lifes too difficult for god sake
James Woods is a long legged Mack Daddy
umpy has been giving away that low ball as a strike all game
10 more minutes til dodgers/poodres
>>154741701no he's had some legendary spring training moments
>>154741710And only 75 strikeouts in May!
my doyers will win
>>154741650Padres fan and lol
kirsten :)
BEARS STILL SUCK
loves James Woods in Hercules
>>154741712yariel figured this out now hes trying to abuse
>>154741728*fake fan
>>154741645tummy lovers
>>154741745based Hades appreciator
schneider big brained his way into another one
A CHIMPSOLMIAN DOINK
>>154741765>fat and tattooed cubsgirls seethe
ban the baggy pants!
schneider masterclass
>>154741778his twitter is also a delight. he's constantly railing against Big Gay
Blue Jeets get fucked
DOINK
My shitty royals going to lose again
>self defence buntingbased
>>154741701When he hit a clutch game tying dinger in 8th inning for game 3 of the ALCSwww.youtube.com/watch?v=_3ml7CIgFX4
Fuck this pitcher
>>154741808i know this is a black guy but id still have sex with him
>>154741808yea, that's a phwoar from me dawg
A Guerrerian single, followed by an Okamotive homer, followed by a Sosian flyout>>154741808I don't know nothing about your Royals but I do like the whores you post
>>154741808Nicer ass than fake doyers bbl
>>154741808what's her @
the sandiego poodraes vs the los angeles doodooers
>>154741765People really think Minju is pretty ayy? People forget about Jeon jong-seo's pitch for the Dodgers and she used to play softball nationally in Korea
>fernando tested positive jr.
>>154741855HECKIN WELL MEMED MY FREN
Mariners sadly!
JIZZ JIZZHOLM
>>154741853think thats giadierking
LET'S GO LET'S GO
>>154741847>fake doyers bbldodger girls are natty. youre just not used to seeing thicc latinas in flyoverville.
I’m so fucking nervous for this game, I can feel my heartbeat in my ears. We need a good start from King and our Big Bats to come alive.
>>154741808they lost
LET'S FUCKING DO IT, PADS
>>154741885yer a wizard anon
>>154741645pedophiles who like little boys
the paco series
sneks
>>154741905now THAT'S what i'm talking about
Do the Tigers suck ass? Analytic sites don't seem to think so, betting markets don't seem to think so, but God damn do they look terrible.
>>154741906>nervous for a game in april
kek it's so over
doyerpacos kekpoodres kek
>>154741808Ass is too big
BRO WHAT IS OUR BULLPEN DOING
>>154741930It may be over
>>154741939lmao @ baiting normalfags
>tfw my local team isn't on YouTube TV
>>154741905ass too small
walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!
>>154741951now i got 'em not replyin' to it
mookie slap!
>>154741808Tits unironically too small. Ass is good size but could use some muscle to bolster the fat deposition.
>AND IM FEEEELINNGG GOOOOOODD>NUMBER 17 SHOHEI OHTANI
mookie slappy!
>not getting 2nd on thathe is so fat
personally, they should ban all JEWelry in baseballBETT
mookie slappy ;)
>freddie chantswew
>trying to steal 3rd on Coltkek
>>154742005
disgusting splitters
good grieftoo many extra slurpings, it's bad for my heart
mookie slow.....
ballsy play, but the doyers let king off the hook there
>>154742041making highlight reels already
kek doyerpacos
Dookie
>>1547420241. deport jews to israel 2. blow up israel World improves 1000%
>we fired the king and hired you!>uh no it’s still the same shitty disgusting food btw
>>154742077The whopper is fucking good now you retard
Buschie bop
yama easy dub inc
>monkey bats
if you want >>154741808 instead of >>154741765, you're not white
>>154742101and there it is
a Bichettian productive out
Yams on the mound! YAMS ON THE MOUND!
i gotta listen in the car now for a little bit
here comes Tatis scripted first HR of the season
>>154742102stfu bugfaggot
slamnado
Woo keeps missing the zone
el nino caca KEK
Hoffs on the mound! HOFFS ON THE MOUND!
>>154742126Maybe on Planet Retard
i don't know about yamamoto tonight
>>154742123ok but keep posting from the car
bluejays innit
what the heck
See bros it baffles me whats the tactic here for the pitcher without sacrificing a run?
VALENZUELA SWAG
Sneks
>yamameatball
>>154742093See >>154742156
>YAMAMEATBALLSKEK
>>154742197throw strikes
>>154742179Braves felt like being the power bottom
yamachudo pitching..
can we retool Vientos' swing so he never hits a ground ball ever again. he's just so fucking slow
>>154742160i did last-last time. one time, i played on my drumpad while driving
Kek
>>154742197induce a double play ball like we just saw
>when doyerpacos face a > .500lmao
>>154742197Setting up the double play that mark just hit into
>a full count>the hoffman face shot>ben riceyou just know whats comingyou just know
>>154742301you are one whiny leafjeet
yams ain't making 5 tonight
IM MESTING
>>154742316go be mexican somewhere else
>>154742179hs kim is cursed and needs to go back to slip n fall school
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JJJJJUUUUUUUULLLLLLLIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO
How did your team do today?
>>154742344keep calm and eat some curry bhai
>>154742386BOOBA
HE STRUCK HIM OUT!
>>154742386we freaking won dude
clutch in the end Huascar x
>>154742386ai slop is still so shitty and obvious
>>154742386Not sure if milf or 25 but damn look at them bazongas *fapfapfap*
>>154742386berds didnt play
naylor bloop!
I did not care for Red Dead Redemption II
>>154742437>>154742453it's amy de winter she's like 50
>rob refsneeder
>>154742465I like a lot about it but it's not a good game and the plot is retarded.
>>154742465It does insist upon itself and is a bit longwinded and tedious at times
Definitely had that good feeling that the Mariners would win tonight
>>154742465Never finished it but I did enjoy the legendary hunts and fish
If the cubs come back and win it I'll post my ballsack
>>154742467it's literally AI
>>154742513y-y-you mean your girl sack r-right?
>>154742497Kelenic revenge game tho
bedshit
David "I shat the" Bednar
poodrepacos kek
>>154742541I highly doubt it
ATTABOY AJ
A one run lead in Manfredball as the away team does not inspire confidence but >we shall take it.
>>154742565this is 80 lbs of makeup + at least 4 passes at plastic surgery
>>154742565you're a pedophile
>>154742571You never know.
>>154742565michael jackson nose
sit your obese ass down
>>154742565Looks like Michael Jackson
Evening out the pitch count, nice.
>>154742565You are mentally ill
AJ and Benge are gonna tilt so many pitchers on the basepath :^)
winning an abs challenge is like winning the world series to poodrepacos
>>154742437Shes a porn star. Stella Andrews and yes, shes built for BBC
>>154742615it do be like that
>>154742614AJ in particular looms as a real threat as soon as he's onso quick
>>154742625You're built for BBC
>>154742625>that flag>that post
>>154742647Well I am a cubsgirl
>>154742465i refunded it after the prologue and it turned into another open world rockslop
Late Night with Chuck and Ozzie looks like a fun show. Too bad I have a job and can't stay up that late.
Phillies, t.bh
bednar is shidding his pants
this Bednar guy fucking sucks huh?
She broke PCA.
cutie (female) in the Nats dugout
>bitchette
Connor Joe is bizzaro JP Crawford
great work from yamamoto to get out of there and salvage his pitch count.
goddddddd
It's lonely at the top
>swinging at ball 4 and ball 5YOUR TORONTO BLUE JAYS
6 PITCHES YAMS
jcf these mets
bednar bedwetter
>>154742708it's over for my braves
>>154742691better than yariel
holy fuck springer
>>154742717oh, and swinging at ball 6 for the strikeoutBednar did not throw one single strike that entire AB and he struck him out
Some drunk broad was yelling "PCAAA" in his head during this at bat.
springer somehow swung at 3 balls on a 0-3 count lmao
>>154742732Only because Jays can't hit to save their fucking life, and also can't NOT hit to save their fucking life
>>154742653Whats the problem Rakesh?
vladdy gonna fuck it up trying to be a hero
Nice At bat cheater kek
>blow gays
>>154742697I member when Keith saying women shouldn’t be in the dugout was a controversy, now we have PCA telling girls at the ballpark to suck his dick kek.
fat fucking sack of shit can't even run it out for the last out
THIS FUCKING GAME
YANKEES WIN!Say the line /mlb/
The Sox merely lubed them up.
A certified Yeli classic.
gg yanks, somehow schneider manage to turn 1 out into 4 runs
that throw by Brujan was scary. almost too much of a bullet
FUUUUCK VLAAAADYFUUUUUCK VLAAADY*clap clap*
BAU BAU!
>>154742755>0-3 count
autistic poodrepaco seething kek
Yankees win!Eat shit discordtrannies
Their window is closed kek
>>154742781kek @ both to be honest
Based Bednar finally
blow gays KEK
Lmao kwabs were really chanting fuck greenbay during the game. Name a more raped sports town than Chicago.
Where is 2hu also known as "The Dadspie"?
>>154742852he threw like one strike in the whole appearancethat was entirely gifted from the blue jays retarded hitters
scrubbies K E K
fuck everything
Those doggone Yanks!
Wait, Paul Goldschmidt won the player of the game award? This is literally what I predicted.
>>154742886to be fair the ump kept calling those low balls strikes
Why is everyone well behaved and civilized at Petco Park? Where are the Pacos throwing haymakers at each other?
Bengerman!
>they wrote off my pre game prediction as schizoI’ll be back tomorrow for game 2
Bengieboy keep getting those hits lads
this might sound like sour grapes but i don't give a shit, the better team didn't win between toronto and new york.
my jaysies :)
https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/05/kyle-teel-shut-down-with-lcl-sprain.htmlI know the team is in a better place that no one expected now but seeing news like this is still heartbreaking. He was supposed to be our best player too ;_;
Schlittoris on Wednesday
it is over
bozo bitchette's successful challenge was the highlight of his season so far
>>154742948>knows what pitch he will throw>still strikes out
>>154742961Yankees won
>>154742928they're up in the 300s
>Kimbrel warming upI don't feel so good Metsbros
King is fucking dealing right now. Better than any pitcher on the dodgers (and it’s not close)
Why is Tatis still at the top of the lineup?
>>154742956I'm just going to say it. There's a cost to all the magic the White Sox have been doing. Everything comes at a cost.
>>154742927they had challenges remaining didn't they?
>>154742928because San Diego is chill
>>154743002because he's good?
Miguel Ipoohard
How did Clement pull that ball tho
Bo :)
>>154742886Yup springer went full retard
>>154741923Yes t. fan
>>154742928San Diego is full of white coded and assimilated mexicans, LA is full of normal mexicans
>>154743021o kek O KEK
>>154743055say sike rn
Can Antonacci please stop running into outs for no reason?
BASES LOADED BUNT KINO!!!!
holy fucking bunt kino
>>154743005They're cheating.
>letting the >mests off the hookISHYGDDT
buntchads we are reaching levels of back never thought possible
>>154742928Apparently their outside Tacos El Gordo.https://youtu.be/_keiF-4SE0k?si=SabKct1waRUR0kFO
>>154743055que?
a grand salami would be just lovely right about now
>>154743067doyerpacos and poodrepacos just fight for white people points in this genny. it’s all they dothey don’t know everyone here sees through it
the whole "mexican skull woman" thing is so passe at this point
>Dodgers are in town>No weeb theme gameYa blew it Padres
padres booth is so cringe
as a cubs girl ugh
walktani
dfa schultz
>>154743002>durrr don’t bat a super star at the top of the order if he’s slumping a little
>>154743132what does passe mean?
>>154743179overdone
>>154743125I'm white tho
Colt's mom is hot.
>>154743179As in passe the salsa I'm starving!
every ohtani ab is the same this year, pitchers just constantly trying to paint the outside
>>154743179something that is lame or outdated usually
>>154743208No you are!
>>154743225oh gosh!
>>154743219I love this goofy mother fucker like you wouldn't believe what an AB
no way we can fuck this up, right?
caught stealingtani
thrown outani
>white suxis the magic over?
OKLAHOMA CITY PADRES
kek ohtranny
HAHAHAHAHAAA PEREDA
>>154743248at would take some effort at this point, even for our Mets surely
>slowtani
lol
So Fermin is for sure a future Chihuahua
King doing this all to blow out his shoulder before he accepts his $32 million player option for the next few years.
dodgerbros..... we're getting poodre'd
Dis southside WOP is cheating on back to back plays!!!
Two plays in a row the second base umpire absolutely rapes the White Sox. What are we doing?
>>154743163sox girl mindfucked the cubs
Can't even blame the Dodgers for being aggressive on the bases. Freddie has been a GiDP machine this year.
What are you doing Antonacci?
1000000 baseball IQ, cal slumper WHO???
GIT DA FUCK OUTTA HEEEYA
What does Othani even do?
position player pitching kino incoming
>>154743381Pereda had looked pretty good tbqhfamily.
>>154743407hit into triple plays
kek tell 'em Ron!
Answer this for me /mlb/, why is there no men's softball?
UMPBALL in >Seattle
>>154743407Look smug and make ya seethe :)
What the FUCK ARE THE UMPIES DOING PLAY BALL
>>154743444You aren't looking at your company's newsletters.
>>154743343I'm hotter than any sox fan desu tho
Merrill is basically just James Outman
i'm gonna coom from all this garbage time mets statpadding
>>154743444There is though?I remember watching Japan choke away a World Cup final vs Argentina back in 18'-19'
>Benintendi
we will win...
oh boy, this is no longer fun
>garbagetime>in baseballLove when newfags out themselves with this seething
>>154743518oh yes it is, let's get all our guys 10-15 points on BA today kek
The White Sux were getting too cocky. Based umps putting them in their place.
>>154743534Newfag detected!
Position players pitching makes a mockery of the game and shouldn’t be allowed. You should be forced to blow out your relievers arms like Jesus intended.
Are we back Mets-bros?
erm, yeah, so the crew got together and decided to score a run for the Mariners uuuugggghhhh I know! I know! but we're scoring a run for the Mariners haha.
>>154743538kek tick it up to 20 you reckon?
>>154743534what are you talking about lol we're up by damn 10 whacking 50 mph lobs from a position player, it's absolutely garbage time
Neither of those calls in Seattle were even possible by the letter of the rules. How do 4 umpires blow 2 calls in a row like that? That first play was a double play no matter what because Pereda didn't ever return to the bag.
>>154743444because men play baseball. softball was invented as a way for baseball players to continue playing a similar game during winter. they usually played it indoors. (there is probably a handful of mens or co-ed teams near you if you live in or near any decently sized city)
can the mets just start moonwalking the bases for lulz
kek cucker
anyone else hear the yoshi mario song on the radio btoadcast?
>>154743561Umpies in the Mets vs Nats game had to call NY to ask if Washington was allowed to use a position player in manfredball kek
>>154743573Because fuck the shite sux
>>154743506based
We don’t need an Ace, we have a King.
my mets are scoring a fat ass load of runs
>>154743593based
>>154743534it's third down, two outs and they're pulling the goalie
They're calling it the SoCal slurpoff
>>154743557ngl they've shown more guts in the past two weeks than they have since august last yearit's made a nice change if anything
>actually you should strike out when you’re winning by five or more and hurt your stats to preserve the other teams feelings
>>154743549Any pitch thrown by a position player that doesn't hit 60 MPH on the radar gun should be an automatic balk.
stream looks more crisp today
Adell continues to be one of the only exciting players on this team.
>>154743634But enough about ur mum sucking me off lel
King fucking dealing
what exactly do those doggies doo?
Is this what peak happiness looks like?
>>154743668doo doo
>>154743617Park the bus desu, it’s ogre
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE SAVE ME UMPIES
That “Michael King will be undergoing season ending shoulder surgery” will hit like crack
It's the Dodger team that split with the Jints at home that showed up tonight.
>>154743678We should all aspire to this.
>Mets are the first NL team since 1919 to score 10+ runs in extra inningswew
>>154743698Stop talking to yourself schizo
Does batting against a position player affect stats? Seems like it wouldn't be reasonable.
>>154743721so we've broken 2 big records in 2 daysare we... dare I say... [spoiler]BACK?[/spoiler]
>refsneeder
>>154743748I belieb
Why haven’t the Padres extended Laureano yet?
>>154743791Extend this bussy
>>154743791They have a better chance getting someone from the farm that can outperform him.
>>154743678beer needs to be fuller with another couple of beers waiting patiently on ice
>>154743865Alcohol is bad for you
>>154743895not as bad as finger wagging cunts
>>154743931Cussing is bad for you
>>154743931We need mariners finger pointing cunt
>>154743895Dude...
gg Nats, that was a crazy gameclose until it got to extras theresee you tomorrow where >we will probably score 1 run on 3 hits total
>>154743959Marijuana is bad for you
>>154743945not as bad as puritanical restraint
Told you all the Mariners would win today.
>>154743959Dude...
And the ballgame is over! gg gnats.
>>154744012Holy.....
>el nino caca
>>154744012beautiful...
Why doesn’t Tatis just take steroids again?
>>154744004Debauchery is bad for you
>>154743959>>154744012DUDE
>>154743841What farm? You know preller will panic again a and dump whatever promising young guys we have.
>>154744057yummy x
>>154744030Keith remembers. Pepperidge Farm remembers.
>>154743698kek seethe bitch
>>154743841The Padres have no OF depth, maybe Jase Bowen is a 4th OF type with a bit of luck
*boing*
Benge is now hitting .253 bros!! remember that he had a BA of .189 in March/Aprilin May, he's slashing .333/.390/.463
>>154744075I love you, let's hang out
>>154743959>>154744012>>154744092>>154744102WEED
>>154744059He's hitting the ball hard, it's his mechanics and mental health that's preventing him from hitting Dingers. It could be his shoulders, not getting surgery right away after that motorcycle accident.
>>154744096Farms are a crapshoot and mostly a meme
This Fernando guy seems like a replacement player. This is who the Padres want in The Show?
Things are going great here in Anaheim
andyP andyP
well gawd dang weems lookin at a no-nonow homeboy is having Covid flashbacks what in the actual
>>154744136great to see his OPS over .800he's been awesome
Rally killer teo
>>154744214lol they're finally doing something about the gnats
Kek it's a DOOble play!!
BRING 'EM IN, SHO
it was so funny to hear people saying dodger bats are back after facing a AA team and now we're making the Padre starter look like a cy young
SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE
WTF are you doing Padres
way to go dino
Pereda has a 4 seamer to the ear flap coming.
Uh oh stinky
>>154744242dude I can't fucking wait until we get the dead weight off our team. Manaea, Polanco (seemingly hurt the whole time), Senga... we could be so much better if we didn't get fucked on those 3I still believe Bichette will come around. hopefully Peterson does too although it's looking grim
>dookie buttsinning over
>POODRESBAU BAU!
>>154744258What about the rats
sneks pouring it on
>>154744096They actually have some good blue chip guys now. Question will be who they hold onto. I'm guessing Salas is nigh-untouchable unless it's a deal like Miller last year. The depth is horrendous tho
fucking retarded zipperhead Kim
>>154744314what about the Mets paying $17M to Frankie "Fat Fuck" Montas
>dookie shitts
>crap butts
>>154744297the padres are a KPB level teamthere's 9 innings in a game u kno
>>154744184Farms give you the ability to plug in solid cost controlled players around your stars on big contracts. Poodres traded away all the guys who could have done that for them instead of dumpster diving.
Monkey Butts
It's fucked up how the Angels starting rotation isn't completely awful but the rest of the team is just putrid dog shit
>>154744326kek get fucked doyerchang
>>154744367holy shit I forgot about himwhat the absolute fuck was Stearns thinkingdidn't he literally say he got better by playing MLB The Show???
>>154744383You got two innings before Miller sweet tea
>>154744406Say that on your real account coward!
>>1547443838*They're not doing shit vs Miller
>>154744406And there it is
>>154744402We're doing fine
>>154744429Can’t wait till his elbow explodes and with it the padres entire team
doyercacas kek
>>154744314AJ Minter
>>154744463Keep telling yourself that
>>154744504He should be back soon
>>154744504you don't think he can come back and contribute? or is he another case of perennially injured?
Woo > Yams
>>154744473That'll be after the Dodgers sign him in FA lol
There’s a no hitter going on at As at Angels, but nobody cares because it’s two bad teams that are 0-0
........what are da rox doing?
stop hiring DJs for your ballpark holy FUCK
>>154744624Just east coast things
>>154744606u just jinxed it faggot
>>154744314so trueespecially with so many of the lads delivering recentlyI worry about shitters coming back and fucking up the rhythm
BRYAN WOO IS FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE
>>154744519Shut the fuck up
>>154744606I put a monetary incentive at this game. I hope the A's win while concurrently watching the Dodgers
>>154744658he has an ERA of almost 4
>>154744644Who cares? It’s still 0-0 and it’ll probably go into extra slurpings 0-0
>>154744672I would lose to see a no hitter lost to a ghost runner
>>154744671But are you watching this game? Even Murakami can't do anything against him.
>>154741662lole @ ur dumb prediction btw Dane
POODRES KEK
WOOOOOOOO
HOLY SHEEETS
>>154744706Murakami is 1-2 with a walk, you moron
>>154744706nah I'm studying but you're right, sorry for being a jackass. any team would be lucky to have Woo. he's a dog. I hope you're enjoying the game!
>>154744732This white boy hard carrying right now
>>154744738>>154744740Not a home run though
nu>>154744760>>154744760>>154744760
>>154744759who?
Wew thought they shoulda brought in Morejon to face Muncy but oh well
