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Mariners
Mets won that ball game
As a White Sox fan I tip my cap to Woo. He's pretty good M's friends.
dodgers
Hello?
gonna be a long year
FUNKY MUNCY
Another Randy double!
>>154744801When he's elevating his fastballs he's great.
kek doyerpacos
>>154744829Remember when you guys hid a subtle Fuck The Padres in your logo?
Postgame concert at Gallagher Square.
Naylor slap! 3-0 M's!
>>154744833is that baseball island?
we still got it we still got it
Mets
attaboy
>>154744940its certainly brown enough to be
>>154744940It's Little Saint James :(
You would think a "catcher" would be able to catch.
I knew Mariners were winning today.
Someone's gotta tell Merrill to stop fucking swinging 6 inches below the zone
Can Refsneeder do something?
>>154745024Mike Muchlinski?
which video game is the name xander bogaerts from?
>>154745032He could have walked but didn't challenge. Fucking dump this guy.
>>154745024based
'ate nick kurtz. not racist, just dont like him
>>154745024lot of time for retardation
>>154744760The cosmic ballet dances on
>>154745058mlb the show
>>154745024There's plenty of time to blow it.
How the fuck are the Padres shutting out the Dodgers with Nick Castellanos in right
>>154745047No fags here called me reddit when I called it this morning. Bet they feel dumb now.
>>154745103
some of these pitches from Ginn are pretty fucking nasty
>>154745126You’re Reddit
Breaks my heart Laureano started off hot and now he went dead cold T3T WAKE UP LAUREANO! AND TATIS, MANNY AND MERRIL!
>>154745156And you're losing.
DOUBLE STEAL
Naylor :)
>>154745123Fermin getting that Austin Nola treatment atm with CTE. King Duran is the best pair up.
>doyerpaco and padrepaco hype up series>its a 1-0 semen slurpinteresting
>>154745064kiwiman if you support the mariners you can't sit with us
>>154745181Merril is a bum you guys got fleeced by your bats lmao
>>154745232It was how the thread would turn into a dumping ground of shitposts
>>154745232NLchads eatin gud
>>154745064>>154745252He can join the harem.
>>154745272We got fleeced by Sycuan Nono Joe lol and Manny.
>>154745126You're s still reddit, but at least you were right about the Mariners
>>154745252no.. NO!!Lacey <3
disgraceful performance from the athletics
>>154745252We still believe in Metsiners
disgraceful performance from the dodgers
>MorejonI could do with Alittlelessjon, or even Justrightjon.
>>154745368so true kek
a's will get a no hitter but still lose
>>154744940
I feel like Tony Vitello always looks like he's about to cry regardless of the circumstances
good eye kim good eye
>blowtanisama
>>154745446The ticket to baseball island is under the truck by the S.S. Ann.
singletanion the corners for mooke
Here comes dookie
Uh oh.
singletani
POODRESPACOS KEK
shohei hitting those low balls lately
Another dong for Savannah Banana great Tristan Peters
>>154745495I've seen this episode before.
shohei actually becoming ichiro this year
>>154745485I'm still waiting for my MewNintendo owes me
SOX SCORE!!!!!!RALLY TIME!
dookie butts kek
>monkey bats
>poopie shartts
>>154745592Hey wtf man!!
w-we still got a chance...right?
>>154745495Thanks M8.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>154745485I got mine from an IRL pokemon event in Japan
Mookie and Freddie have been killing this offense since last year.
>>154745613Fraid not lil buddy
>>154745613no kek
>throw a no hitter>still lose in extras cause of the manfred runnerthis is going to happen
>>154745446based
This commercials against Kenneth Majia make me want to vote for him more
doyerpacos getting shutout kek
>>154745613we still got it we still got it
>>154745659
>b-but muh run differential KEK
Mookie should go back on the dl. He is causing everybody else pain now.
TWO OUT RALLY clap clap clap clap clapTWO OUT RALLYclap clap clap clap clapTWO OUT RALLY clap clap clap clap clapTWO OUT RALLYclap clap clap clap clap
HURT IS HURT
Dodgers are winning this game, I'm not even worried.Imagine thinking the poodres are better than the back2back champs LMAO
HE TRIED TO HURT KYLE HURTHIT HIM NEXT GAME
why did he hurt hurt?
el nino CACA
>el nino caca kek
>fatis
Tatis is so shit
Hurt2
lol wtf is Tatis doing?
>fagtease jr
>>154745781I don't think you need an extra reasons to hit tatis.
EL NINO CACA KEK
beating the dodgers by one run in may is like winning the world series to poodrepacos
dodger white boys comin up. can they do it?
Dodgers are going to make Miller look human and blow the save.
>dodger broadcast isn't showing Mason Miller intro
We already know the WS is going to be Rays/Braves, who cares about these other retard teams
>SELL THE TEAM Which team though? Both these fan bases hate their owner
OH SHIDD A's LEAD
Miller must be up there in the most aura closers right?
>>154745838>all hitlessNo
Tatis is -0.4 bWARLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POODRES
What did fatgrease do?
>>154745840KING TUCKKING JAY
Rally killed!
Miller Time!
>>154745856for zoomers yes, but nobody can beat mo
A'S TAKE THE LEAD!>A'S TAKE THE LEAD!A'S TAKE THE LEAD!>A'S TAKE THE LEAD!A'S TAKE THE LEAD!>A'S TAKE THE LEAD!A'S TAKE THE LEAD!>A'S TAKE THE LEAD!
>>154745846Angels needs to be rescued ASAP.
>>154745858due for hit(s)
Ryan Yep it's gone
Anaels can't do anything right.
>da worlds eries will be da best teams from April and May *sucks a a cock and farts out cum*
>>154745864caught stealing and flushed the inning away
>>154745854>>154745889
first blown save for miller incoming
GAME OVER FUCKING DOYERPACOS YOURE ABOUT TO BE REAPED
No worries, Miller is just setting up the DP
>Jordan Hicks in the gameGood night, lads. I'll be back tomorrow.
MILLER SHOOK ALREADY
>>154745920>lead off waln to freemanNot so fast
My GNATS got GNAPED!!1!
oh no, he has no control
>starts 4-1LMAOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS YOUR "ELITE" CLOSER, POODRESPACOS?
Pereda!
>throwing ballsInteresting strat.
poodrebros....
god, hersh was right. should have tried stealing 2nd with all those pitches
>>154745937it was a truly bizarre finish but was close up until the 12th
Uhhhhhhhhhh millertimebros
DOGGIE DOOS!
um... poodrepacos?
I though this Mason Miller fella was supposed to be good
uh oh poodrepacos
>>154745937was a very good game until that last inning
>Mason "The Pooper" Miller
My Mariners MINDFUCKED Mason Miller
is he getting shook by the Doyers?
ABSOLUTELY CRUMBLINGHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED POODRESPACOS
ACTIVATE IT!
hersh says he's like that right now because he's releasing before putting his foot down
poodres xisters? our response?
Ah is this the scripted Manfraud Dodgers beats mason Miller comeback Manfred cooked for us?
>>154745979No. He's only famous for being the first gay baseball player.
>>154745992based shenmue poster
poodre loyals
>the loud SELL THE TEAM chants will be immortalized forever if this no-hitter happens At least there's that. People 50 years from now will know how much everyone hated Arte
easy now guys they're still down 0-1
Doyerpacos kek
>doggie doos really think they actually have a chancelol!
>>154746029kek it's been consistent for like 15 minutes now
>>154746013Burke had him beat by like 40 years.
there is a mix of>let's go padres/dodgersand it sounds like padgers
>ARTE SUCKS chantsLMAOOOOOOOO
>>154746036stfu doyers can buy your country
there's a no hitter going anons like come on
>>154746029I hope Arte never sells the team and lives for another 15 years
Randy not really feeling the zone there.
whose got a working angels/As stream, all mine are broke
>muncy
>>154746064MLB.tv
Miller gave them hope kek
Miller is the best closer in baseball holy shit
there's a no-hitter but I'm not watching the A's dumb bimbo play by play gal so I'm watching the angels feed
Why didnt they bunt?
Combined no hitters don’t count
he walked a couple of guys just to give doyerpacos hope kekwhat a meanie
gg poodresenjoy the parade tomorrow
Fucking JP
REEEEEEEEE!!!I HATE THE PADRES!!
KEK DOYERPACOS
>>154746090What about ryback?
fuck that's a shame
>UHHHHH HE WALKED US GUYS>didn't watch what miller did to the mariners
>>154746053no there isnt
No Hitt-ACK!
Nice no hitter kek
absolutely tragic. grim.
O DOGGIE DOOS~
>RISPgersgg pods cya tomorrow
>>154746053ASSHOLE!!
>>154744760DODGERSISTERS WE FUCKING LOST
>>154746106HmmmThink we all very much know that
>>154746114kek at this stat
>>154746106KEK SEETHE YOU STUPID BURNT OUT CHING CHONG BTFO BY MIDDLE SCHOOLERS
doggie doos kek
oakland will lose this one now, checkem
>>154746053somebody rape this maroon
a's are garbage. they should be leading this game like 5-0
good game, pads
NO HITTER OVER NO HITTER OVERMANFRED GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK
>mlb network puts the athletics game on splitscreen because of the no hitter>he immediately gets hit
KWAB
GG doyers GJ KingMiller looked liked he was playing with his food there
closest I've got to seeing a no hitter so far :(
Nice fip nigga
doyerpacos lost
Mookie & Freddie cannot be hitting 2nd & 3rd in the lineup anymore. They're both washed.
doggiedoos kek! It’s a classic for a reason folks
>imagine being in 2nd placeKEK
Ginnbros...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GG Doyers, see you tomorrow. Guess Miller wanted to play with his food ahahaChadres win!
>>154746139Urena is genuinely pretty good
CHADRES WIN
holy fuck lol gg
SAVE US, TOMMY E
>>154746111>>154746117>>154746137JT Ginn with his firts career no-no!!
APOLOGIZE TO ARTE
What the fuck just happened
Fund 'em!
>>154746173B A S E D
HOLY FUCK WHAT A FUCKING SLOPFEST IN ANAHEIM
Padres gonna sweep by a combined score of 6-3 or some shit
A NETONIAN BLAST A NETONIAN BLAST A NETONIAN BLAST A NETONIAN BLAST A NETONIAN BLAST A NETONIAN BLAST A NETONIAN BLAST A NETONIAN BLAST
A NO HITTER! HOLY SHIT!
Never a doubt
NETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWALK OFF HOMER MY FUCKING BOY
MR TRUMP PLEASE DETONATE A SALTED COBALT BOMB OVER THE LA CITY LIMITSMR TRUMP IF YOU CAN HEAR METHE ENTIRE CITY IS DISGUSTING AND WORTHLESS AND USELESS TO AMERICA-padrebro
>how do you like THAT Angels fans?!>no responseoh boy
A's were never winning the division lmao
That’s literally the only scenario the padres could win a game. King has the game of his life, Adam hangs on, Miller shuts the door.
>>154746182well at least he got the win
Yippee!!!!
>give opp SP a chance for a no hitter>they stretch him out for too long>he kwabs the game200 IQ strategizingThey learned that trick from the smugs
>>154746213kek seething
>>154746213doyerpaco cope
>>154746207Nobody knows who the fuck this is. Where is Erica????
>>154746208Sorry buddy.
>padres decimated the doyers and immediately caused the angels to go full saiyanK I N OINO
ggs padres, your bullpen stat standsdoyers need to wake up at the plate
Niggas watched a blown no hitter over WembGOD
>>154746207All the fans thought a one run lead in the ninth was insurmountable and went home
>>154746213>has the game of his lifeDodger bats are just fucking dogshit, every mid-tier shit pitcher "has the game of their life" against us
>>154746227she's at the clinic getting another gallon of botox injected into her mask
>leave your starter in because muh no hitter>give up leadoff single and then a homerhow do you even possibly justify leaving him in after the single
>>154746213typicalpoodres need to play like its game 7 of the ws just to beat dodgers in may
>>154746227hips not wide enough
>>154746227Oh wait that's Kent French wtf? I thought he retired.
>>154746241>every mid-tier shit pitcher "has the game of their life" against uslike who? this sounds like doyerpaco cope
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!John FisherVsArte MorenoBEGIN!
>>154746227TUMMA
>>154746236Yeah id rather watch MY nigball over YOUR nigball pal
Why didnt they bunt!!!!!
GG jints sneks are back to .500
only a complete moron would compare Arte to that cheap jew
>>154746249this but the opposite. why do darkies like fat women?
Naylor 3 hit night!
are you aware that my Rays have the best record in all of baseball?
>>154746289Yes, thanks to Ben.
>>154746264yeah, seriously
>Mookie Betts is currently in the midst of a 12-year, $365 million contract extension with the Los Angeles Dodgers that runs through the 2032 season. The deal, which includes a record $65 million signing bonus, features significant deferred money, meaning the Dodgers will continue to pay him through 2044
It's kind of insane that if I did my job as poorly as the average MLB umpire does theirs, I'd get prison time.
>>154746213Tb h every non-Angel pitcher has the game of his life vs this lineup.Several guys look washed and the FO & Roberts will have to make some tough decisions, brush some egos (looking at you Mookie) if they want to 3peat.
It's the bottom of the ninth against the Texan in a bathing suit,Filled with more artificial ingredients than a Baby Ruth.It may be way too soon, but I'm calling my shot,And I'm not talking about those Italian syringes you brought!The Sultan of Swat will knock you right outta the park,And round the bases to the sound of uproaring applause,While you hang your head in shame and disgrace becauseYou got lost and forgot what real sportsmanship was!You look tired, kid. You got Sheryl Crow's feet eyes.Pedal home to France and maybe bring me back some fries,'Cause if you step to Ruth on the mic, I'll fan your fancy bike and all!Yerrr out, with three strikes, and just one ball.
Padres on top
Jerry if you’re reading this please fuckin get rid of Refsnyder he’s useless and I hate watching him fail to hit
I’m worried about Miller. His velocity and command have been down significantly, looking more and more human each outing. This team cannot afford not to have him out there. Even a 15 day IL stint would absolutely derail our season.
>>154746289They better win it all because the Bucs are going back in the dumpster
>>154746316Miller is their best pitcher but you're crazy if you think a top-3 of Estrada/Adam/Morejon wouldn't shut down most games
>>154746316He's gonna keep going all season and then get injured right before playoffs
gn
My wife told me if the Dodgers didnt win this morning I'm sleeping in the couch tonight for my desertion at 2am. God sake, only positive is I can watch Doyers tomorrow on the 55" TV
>ohtani WAR go up>gayson miller FIP go down
>>154746316Padres should trade for Ryan Zeferjahn in exchange for a top prospect
>>154746303What is 3 championships (and counting)?Now do Machado, Bogaerts, Tatis, Muskgrove, Cronenworth, Merrill
>>154746313he will be DFAd, picked up by the astros and then start raking against LHP again
>>154746339AAAAAAA WAKE UP WAKE UP
We're not shitposting hard because Canning is going to absolute shit
>>154746345Tatis and Machado are worth their contracts
>>154746345this doyerpaco was RAPED and GAPED kekini!
>>154746313>>154746346"No."
>>154746341cucked by the doyers
Can I hab Duran dad?
>>154746289I'd rather not be.
>>154746342I mean FIP go up
>>154746367lol no
>>154746328Stammen is running them into the ground as well.
>>154746213
>>154746344We got Fermin and Waldron, Fermin concussed sadly. I'll throw in Cronenworth as well.
COLT EMERSON 3 RUN BLAST WELCOME TO SEATTLE
Still can't believe the A's nearly got a no hitter and the starting messed everything up kek
>>154746354Doesn't Canning always become prime Jacob DeGrom vs the Dodgers though?
>>154746312OH NO NO NO
>>154746312>not even to 30 wins yetembarrassing
phwoar nice homer young ladloving seeing these rookies come up and do well
los doyerpacos kek
>>154746369that's not raynkees fish..
dodgers lost that game on purpose for entertainment purposes
I didn't realize the Mariners had a Mickey Mouse short porch.
COLT EMERSON>MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS KIDCOLT EMERSON>MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS KIDCOLT EMERSON>MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS KIDCOLT EMERSON>MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS KIDCOLT EMERSON>MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS KIDCOLT EMERSON>MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS KIDCOLT EMERSON>MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS KIDCOLT EMERSON>MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS KIDCOLT EMERSON>MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS KIDCOLT EMERSON>MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS KIDCOLT EMERSON>MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS KIDCOLT EMERSON>MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS KID
Gg dodgersNow me and my wife 2hu are gonna make love on the padres SHEETS! Get it?! Padres SHEETS? Heh
>>154746367You have Salas soon dog
>>154746227I dont usually say this, its very unbecoming of me and I feel a little dirty for saying it but great face for bukkake
Doyers must have got cocky from playing some shit AL west teamKek
>>154746369What is with this psychosexual relationship you have with the yankees rivals?
>>154746213so true kek
>>154746298He hasn't been playing recently due to back tightness
>>154746388Kid is gonna be good
>>154746415Are you having sex on the special sheets?>>154746408
>>154746420What kind of back tightness?
>>154746414a disgusting act
I hit a ball farther than that Emerson poke in men's league yesterday.
this has to be the gayest general on this board it's literally just Dodgers and Yankees and that's itwhy even call it /mlb/? just call is /LANY/ or some shit idk
>>154746375All 3 on track to throw fewer innings than in 2025 lol
was secretly hoping his first hit would be tomorrow since ill be at that game but im not complaining
>>154746415Bud, I told you a million times to stop impersonating my wife.>>154746426No. My wife is often imitated, but can’t be duplicated.
>>154746438seething flyover lmao
>>154746438>yankees lmao they have like three fans here and one is a literal 60 IQ retard
>>154746438what about all the Cubs girls tho?
the dbacks are closing the gap...
>>154746407>>154746421Locked up for NINE (9) years.>>154746420Sad, I liked him and his replacement hasn't played much.
no..NO!!
what do they give that Ms fan for compensation to get Emerson's ball back then?
>>154746439>pitchers who have already missed time due to injury are on pace to pitch fewer innings than the year where they were used so much they’re limbs exploded
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS HAVE A THIRD BASEMAN
gg sox see ya tomorrowfrogniggas stay out here frogniggas stay winning
The AL is so shit the White Sox currently hold the 5th seed
>>154746438/mlb/ is about 30% mariners fans
>>154746483a ferry boat, 20% off 300 level ticket coupon, and a rivas jersey
>>154746483Depends on what he bargains for. Some teams are cheaper than others. He'll probably get a photo with Colt, maybe a signed bat or something. You could probably squeeze some other shit out of them though. M's are good for that kind of thing, I'm sure it'll be on social media tonight or tomorrow.
>>154746497frogniggas rising
>>154746396You don't like Nigra Raynkees fish?>>154746416I have the answer to your kafkatrap: Fun things are fun. Yankees won thoughever. >blow gays kek
>>154746484Adam missed like two weeks, the only one who missed any significant time is Estrada. And they're still well below last year's pace on per-game totals
>>154746511Not a bad deal.
>>154746483They’ll hook him up. He’ll prob get some signed memorabilia, maybe tickets to another game. Sometimes they get to meet the player who hit it the next day or next series
>>154746438/mlb/ stands for "/mariners lovers board/", this is a dedicated mariners general that allows other baseball discussion
>>154746519Me on the right.
>>154746504The west coast feels more represented in this general compared to the rest of the country
>>154746511that ferryboat is really neat tho>>154746515a signed bat would be sweet, I'd almost prefer that over a ball I think
>>154746499The White Sox are good.
>>154746539I'd be surprised if he doesn't walk with a signed bat at the very least.
>>154746529that's cool they do that, both for Colt's sake and the fan's you'd have to be a bit of a cunt to not give it back to the lad
>>154746538mountain time zone genny
>>154746559that's fucking coollucky Dumper fan
>>154746563Zack Hample caught some milestone ball, first homer or something, and caught some shit because he didn't want to give it up, or he was asking for a bunch of shit, I don't remember the specifics but people are really mixed on him.
>>154746579Mountain time is the official time zone of the east coast.
>DOYERSBAU BAU!
>>154746593He’s a streamer therefore he is a faggot and an attention whore. It’s really that shrimple.
>>154746538There are more antisocial autist shut-ins on the west coast than elsewhere in America. I’m from the Seattle area. We all hate socializing. It’s gray and gloomy 250 days a year. We sit inside on our computers. People here are polite but do not want to be your friend and do not want to know anything about you.
>>154746593hmmm seems like a dick move to me, but I guess if they let fans keep the ball form the park there's not much you can doI'd be pissed if some soiface kept my first-hit MLB ball though kek
Where did all the shit talking doyerpacos go?
>>154746611we're an island time genny
>>154746639some of those fields look like tasty pizzas
>>154746651how big do you like your crusts...
>>154746639For me, it's Mount Recker
>>154746639Aye, I can getchur team japen..... but it'll cost ya.
>>154746638Right here faggot. Still celebrating your World Series win?
>>154746661please fill my crusts
>>154746593Absolute twat. If I caught a prospects first homer I’d give it up and ask for nothing in return. That ball means 100x more to him than me
>>154746629When I worked retail in Marysville other employees told me I had the patience of a saint.
>>154746676Lmao keep seething Fuwawa. Your unemployment is running out kek
>>154746678I'd ask for free concessions and another ticket.
>>154746579Mountain time really is the chad of american time zones, perfect for late games in all leagues ending around 9 or 10
>>154746667He looks like that actor whose name I forget. He was the bad guy in iron man 3 who could turn himself molten
>>154746664My contribution :)
>>154746712Ben Kingsley? Wait, no there was another villain in that.
>>154746590Mariners are the most fan-friendly team in the majors
>>154746703for me its a free shohei cup valued at $75 and free refills for 2 years (not incl lockouts)
>>154746725Danny Baldwin took him to acting school
>>154746638Sausage girl poster just showed up like at the 9th inning. Very loser behavior, not even a GG from her baka
>>154746621Stop talking to yourself faggot. Not even the Dodgers and Padres fans like you
Mariners won that ballgame btw.
>>154746579>>154746707East coasties don’t know mountain time exists. When I lived in western Colorado I had a lot of coworkers on the east coast and they literally never fuckin knew what time it was in my area. They’d call me at 630am mountain time, leave a voicemail like >oh yeah I guess it’s…what time is it there? Call me back when you’re in the office
>>154746766bEast coasties make ya seethe?
FAGGubs kek
>>154746765Yes! Yes /we/ did!
>>154746781KEK
>>154746780Thanks for doing all the work while the best coast sleeps in :)
>>154746797wtf is this real?!
>>154746801it’s crazy how the only team to never make a world series is also the most compelling, SOVLful team
Every day some woke DEI Seattleite is crying about the east coast kek. We don’t care what time it is in the rocky mountains! We don’t care about Prince Phoenix Henriguez! Ken Griffey Jr was a red, Ichiro and Randy Johnson were Yankees!
>Im not letting the ALWest run through a minor league ballpark! What the fuck is the matter with you?!
>>154746629It's sunny and pretty everyday in SD but I like spending time on my PC with you guys :)
>>154746766kek had same experience working in cali for a company based in georgia
>>154746820Suffering breeds character.
>>154746629>more antisocial shut ins out west that’s a pacific northwest thing. california and idaho and utah and arizona and nevada are not like that
you can only post in this thread if you are currently leading your divisionnot so fast, doyerpaco
>>154746833Well that’s because all you guys do is shoot heroin in a dark room while listening to alternative rock
>>154746827why even bother? you already know the astros are winning the division
was honestly expecting a full blown shitfest tonight thank god
>>154746839I count not blowing a no hitter and being walked off in the 9th as leading the division.
>>154746845>trashtrosthey’ll finish 4th in front of the angels. it’s gonna be between the rangers and mariners
>>154746857Kek
>>154746865>ragsKEK
>>154746879That game was amazing.
>>154746879lol
What does Clam chowder and Shrimp taste like, I'm allergic to seafood lol well maybe I have outgrown my allergies
>>154746213cool that 4chan autotranslates dodger posts to english now. do they even have a single fan with legal citizenship?
^
why would i watch shitty pitching and anemic offensive interspersed with the rare solo home run? it's legitimately shitty to watch right now even when yams or sho are on the hill.
>>154746957What about ryback?
>>154746959no one in my country knows who that is
>>154746918Clams are chewy/rubbery and smooth, I don't really like them except in chowda. Skrimp are fleshy like lobster and can be deep fried crispy, grilled, or sauteed in butter and wine like I did with mine for my steak on Saturday.
>>154746879incredible scenes that game
>>154746977I know who he is
>>154746957You don't sound cut out for baseball.
>>154746959has anyone ever laughed at this
>>154746993you're right, see you tomorrow
>>154746959Holy fuck this is so funny
>>154747013That's the spirit.
No beer shower, obviously, for the 20-year-old Colt Emerson here in the Mariners’ clubhouse.>“Fresca!” Bryan Woo shouted, mid-sprint.
>>154746980How would he know what lobster is like?
It'll be funny if the AL wins the World Series this year.
>>154747060Lobster, ham, and steak are intuitive tastes that you can osmos through cartoon caricatures.
Good day for mariners baseball even though the white sux was the only team in recent series that made us look like a serious contender
>>154747086*floats in the air toward an apple pie cooling on a windowsill*
>>154747109You're getting the picture.
>>154747086did you just try to use "osmosis" as a verb?
Seafood is bad for you
>>154747128It's not a verb already?
>>154747147nope
>>154747161your tabs are GAY and osmos is a verb
I thought you fuckers said they were gonna cancel the dodgers padres game because the mosque shooting. Was that fake news?
>>154746982Kiwibro and other Metsbros, I think you'll appreciate this nice little story on Ewing and the scout that got him signed. :)https://archive.is/4QHNp (NYT archive link)
>>154747195Luckily our resident posters made it out safely.
>>154747195>couple chud incels ACKed for the heckin master racerino>3:2 KD ratiokwab
>Ewing is 5 foot 10 and 160 pounds5'10" 160 bros, we arent totally useless!
>>154747000I have
>>154747195shooter was a doyerchang unironically, his suicide video is online
>>154747377May I see it?
>>154747377>>154747389No. Nobody cares anymore unless you at least get double digits.
>>154747389Finna catch a vacation for this onehttps://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/s/FptW7mGT3h
>>154747389Damn they took it down already. Was not up for long.
>>154747421>removed my moderator
>Colt Emerson's first career hit/HR was over the head of Jared KelenicKWAB>>154747421>>154747425I didn't see it in the /pol/ catalog so I don't habeeb it.
>>154747437>>154747389reddit jannies too slow for me thougheverbeit, see you fuckers when I see ya
>>154747482Damn that really is Chang. And just delete your 4chan data on safari if you’re on mobile anon. Airplane mode too
>>154747482This is the doyarpacos vs poodrepacos go back to your country image taken to its illogical end.
>>154747482What club should we root for in your absence?
>>154747523
>https://x.com/i/status/2056484910014115890Is this pure boomer cope or has whiteman baseball really been niggafied.
>>154747542All day every day.
>>154747558looks like brainrot content
>>154747558
>>154747558If he's in my clubhouse it's all in good fun, if he's in the visiting clubhouse he's a THUG and probably of Haitian descent.
>>154747558>>154747594
>>154747558Babe, cmon! We’re fucking on the padres sheets tonight! Come to bed! You promised sex!
>>154747631You've got to respect your woman!!
>>154747626Fairrrrr. Let's talk about that King Duran duo tonight.
And only for a short time before I retire to bed to make love to my husband
>>154747694>to make love to my husbandDo doyerpapi's really?
>>154747652>>154747694We're talking about Brian Woo, thank you.
>>154747714Ok. And?
Toe Hoe or something
>>154747742His dad hugged Colt's dad and, um, S O V L?????
just saw the play during the white sox mariners game
the fucks going on here
>>154747786no....NO!!!
>>154747796They were both good calls.
>>154747797The 2hus are running the asylum
>>154747820
>>154747811Both?
Told ya those Ms would go out there and give em what for. Colt reaching out for that homer was beautiful.
>>154747836The first one didn't make the highlights.>>154747850Great game, certainly qualifies as a "low leverage" M's win, being a heart attack away from disaster as late as the bottom of the 8th.
I realized that mosque that was shot up is the same mosque I always drive around to get yummy K sandwiches or Carnivals supermarket a bit further. Right by that weird U turn intersection by the park?
>>154747872Yeah, it's also the 9/11 hijackers mosque. I sentence you to 30 days of posting Sumireko you dumb zoomer!!!
>>154747886xhe's 30 xir
Don't think Canning is the same anymore, the next game gonna be a blow out
>>154747869It wouldn't be a Mariners game if it couldn't come crashing down inside an inning.
>>154747913You're a real fan.
>it was "we're sweeping this series with Yams on the hill"DOGGIEDOOS KEK!
>>154747924Thanks fren. I regret nothing.
>>154747994Three rings this decade. How about you?
>>154748055How many Vedder Cups you guys got?
>>154748065Stunt on ‘em chadre!
>>154747221niceyou can see why the scout was impressed by his speed, we saw it today in the 11th when he cut off a potentially game winning double and the runner had to stop at third, he just covers a lot of ground really quicklyhe also had a crucial catch that was only possible due to him getting the jump on it and making up the ground, I think it was in the 7th or 8th
>>154748065It's actually tied... just fyi, 1-1 so...
i feel bad for you poodrespacosyour fanbase has locked the FO into keeping tatis as the face of the franchise and now you have a "star" that contributes negative to the lineup and struggles in routine defense because he's afraid to fuck up his shoulder, wrist and leg some more when he already can't complete his swingyour pitching staff cant keep this up forever.
>there were shirtless sections of fans in both Cleveland and Tampa today too
>>154748189waiting for it to catch on with those cubbie girls
>>154748224
>>154748248phwoar wouldnt mind her tayloring my mcgiggler
Padres don't with that game if Fermin is catching
nocdp
>>154748486>>154748486
lollmaowe're losing 12-1 this next one btw
