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zzzzzz

>>154748486
We need more American like this

>>154748486
I fucked her edition ty aussielad

>>154748494
Hmmmmmm something not right here… something is… off

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bro cooked up 9 straight balls walked two fraudgers then remembered he's literally him and casually locked in for the 1-0 dub the aura is actually generational

>>154748506
>we

>>154747714
>mfw no pregnant bride gf
Life is suffering

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Are we back?

>>154748726
how do you become a baseball fan in south africa?

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>>154748804
The internet.

>>154748796
...to .500 yet? lol no

>>154748726
Chadres are just built diff

doyercacas KEK

>>154748823
Only a matter of time.

Please suck my dick

my jays have to be the most miserably team in the league to watch right now

>>154748973
woah youre on the same record as the mets

>>154748992
at least the mets usually fuck up early and then don't try for the rest of the game so you can just turn it off
the jays are always up by 3 going into the 7th and always end up fucking blowing 5 runs somehow

toronto sanjays

>Angels are 17-31 and somehow that is 5 games back from the wildcard
Eliminate the American League already

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>>154748973
ok rape you next week eh

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Good morning /mlb/

blow gays kek

Why not Baty, Benge, and eWing?

kek doyerpacos

>>154748726
I love watching mason miller on the mound, and I honestly don't care that we lost because you need to score at least one run to win a game kek. I was honestly kind of upset when he walked two people in a row, I was kind of afraid he was injured and we were about to lose a future all time great reliever.

>>154748486
SEXO

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Tell me about the Pirates please /mlb/. I know nothing about baseball but my team is the pirates, because I always played as the penguins in an old hockey game and figure I should go for all the teams from that city.

The girlcott continues!

>>154749186
They stink and have for a long time but they’re having their best start in a while cause the centralbros did some kind of satanic devil magic that gave them all winning records through the first two months of the season.

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>>154748931
Ewwew. Thats top talk. We dont take kindly to top talk around here. We are all 100% faggots.

>>154749193
They will cave any day, anon.

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>>154749206
Cheers cobra. Were they ever good?

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>>154749186
Livvy Dunne is at their games constantly

>>154749186
They were once good. I'm oldcum enough to remember the Bonds/Bonilla/Van Slyke/Drabek days. Then Sid Bream got tagged out at home and they have sucked since.

>>154749228
Of course, they’re one of the most historic franchises. They won 5 World Series’ and 9 national league pennants but haven’t won either since 1979. They’re the only team to have ever won game seven and clinched a World Series with a walk off home run (stankeedoo ‘em!).

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Two questions regarding pic related
Why is he routinely left out of way too early Cy Young discussion?
Why does he dominate the league in bWAR this year and last year despite having no dominant lead in any statistic that bWAR values?

>>154749186
Current Pirates are
-stumble onto a good player
-trade him for some magic beans
-rinse
-repeat

>>154749186
They suck historically but Pittsburghis a kino SOVL sports town and not cringe and gay like Philly and others.

>>154749268
Because Ohtani and Skenes are media darlings and the media promote them at every turn for ratings. Sanchez is a legit candidate, but the Phillies will have to go to the Series for the talking heads to notice.

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>>154749292
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>>154749239
Thanks fellas

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>>154748486
phwoar

>>154749268
he looks like a wnba player

God, imagine being the hope of your small South American village, and your only way out is through... Cleveland, or... Seattle

>>154749304
yw please watch our sport

kek imagine being trapped in a flyover like seattle i cant

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This man got robbed of 2(Two) Cy Youngs

>>154749367
WAR is literally made up. How many wins did he have?

>>154749367
buncha bums and de grom

>>154749383
>since 2018/since 2021
95/68 for Wheeler
94/52 for Cole
54/29 for deGrom
87/53 for Nola
81/47 for Scherzer
95/70 for Fried

>>154749404
yeah de grom mogged them

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>>154749413
deGrom lacks the one ability that would make him a GOAT contender.

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>Padres and Dodgers continue play despite a mosque shooting and hate crime occurring several miles from Petco Park
>San Diego Mayor Todd Gloria called for a period of mourning and called for the game to be postponed
Absolutely disgusting on the Padres and MLB! There better be a moment of silence for the victims before tonight's game.

>>154749404
>39 WAR but directly responsible for 68 L
By my calculation he’s a -29 Game Associated Production Error player

>>154749463
How many wins since 2018 would a replacement level pitcher have

>>154749470
Don’t shoot me I’m just the messenger but that’s what the anal ytics say

>>154749458
Shut the fuck up Fuwawa

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>>154749458
everyone has muzzie / troon / groyper fatigue. play ball!

>>154749463
true. not a good look for wheeler here

>>154749493
You are wrong. I'm just a random Muslim that resides in San Diego and likes the Padres, but I will now boycott them because they decided profits and beating the Dodgers on a random night is better than standing in solidarity with the community.

>>154749504
Did they support the doyers or chadres?

>>154749504
>Velasquez
>Nazi
Uh oh...

>>154749520
Fewer muslims in baseball, or anything really, is a good thing. Padres did themright thing. Feel free to return to Pakistan.

>>154749533
I'm American as much as the average Poodrepaco and Doyerpaco.

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MLB teams based on their best/most iconic player in history

Is the girlcott over? Can I start telling cubs girls to suck my dick again?

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doyers

>>154749559
You LOST KEK

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/mlb/ accurately predicted nazi pacos (pacorinas)

>>154749585
Schutzstacos

scuba kek

>>154748486
damn, jonathan taylor thomas has... changed

>>154748486
Whomst?

Wake up losers baseball is on in 6 hours and 17 minutes

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>>154749239
She would be so much hotter with a boob job

>>154749738
peppery pits

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Who is the Bob Backlund of baseball?

>>154749768
Ryback

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Ahhh

>>154749801
corr

it's only a matter of time..

Wtf, why isn't there a cubs girl pouring me coffee this morning?

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>>154749801
mid ahh body

>>154749902
They’re girl cotting some kind of lesbian sleepover or something

made the cut mindfucked manoah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DZeF_4yLRI

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Afternoon lads We lost to the Padres and I am disappointed.

Before any games start today, I'm going to predict who wins each game
>Braves Vs Marlins
Braves
>Guardians Vs Tigers
Tigers
>Orioles Vs Rays
Rays
>Reds Vs Phillies
Reds
>Mets Vs Nationals
Nationals
>Blue Jays Vs Yankees
Blue Jays
>Astros Vs Twins
Astros
>Brewers Vs Cubs
Brewers
>Red Sox Vs Royals
Royals
>Pirates Vs Cardinals
Cardinals
>Rangers Vs Rockies
Rangers
>Athletics Vs Angels
Angels
>Giants Vs Diamondbacks
Diamondbacks
>White Sox Vs Mariners
Mariners
>Dodgers Vs Padres
Padres

>>154750023
patiently waiting for the 'jak of this image

>>154750024
I bet $100 you get every single one of them wrong

>>154749550
You all need to go back.

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gm mariners nation

>>154749732
>>154748486
Stella andrews. Bog standard Instagram hoe

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Not a gm

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I'm a girl! A cubbies g-AHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS

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>>154750098
>>154750109
kek

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Remember lads as you may already know there are social media videos of pretty girls at a baseball game looking at a camera or the camera pans to them.

While the girls are very attractive I must warn you it is an AI filter that is trending rn started by Koreans who pretend to take an interest in the KBO and baseball and has now trickled to the MLB and other sports

>>154750109
Uhh girlcott sisters, our response?