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Anthony Gordon will feast in the Bundesliga
surprised Eddie Meme didn't give Gordon the chance to say goodbye
Pep Guardiola's 10 Years as Manchester City ManagerPremier League title(s):> 6 (could be 7 if they beat Bournemouth tonight)Champion's League title(s):> 1FA Cup(s):> 3Carabao Cup(s):> 5
>>154750977Where will be play for bayern? Diaz and Kane have his only two positions locked down
>>154750977Will he even start over Diaz?
Think about the health of this general, now, and in the future. You can make the difference. Stop samefagging, TODAY!
Anybody that thinks Maresca is shit should remember he completely outthought Luis Enrique tactically in the club world cup final with a shit squad like Chelsea
>>154751003please dont get the scouser started
>>154751005The PSG team that played more games than any other team and was knackered in the CWC?
>>154751020PSG were still playing at their normal level in the semifinal but Maresca completely destroyed them with his counter attacking tactics
>>154751003It's been dead for months
Who wins the Premier League next season?
>>154751027years
>>154750949>They/Them (Liverpool FC)
>>154751028Its between Manchester United, Chelsea, and Liverpool. I think Arsenal will have a fall off season like Liverpool did after winning the league last season.
>>154751050are they going to sell their best players and sign £500,000,000 worth of shit?
Tottenham can still get relegated
What's your favourite Guardiola moment in the Premier League?For me, >I want to hurt myself
Cherki and Haaland have more open play assists than Fernandes.
>>154751060Inshallah
>>154751056Bit rude innit
>>154751028from the thumbnail i was expecting them to do the arsenal fan tv dance
>>154750988so the mighty liverpool under the management of the gargantuan jurgen klopp managed to beat pep in a (Checks notes) single premier league race, with a massive *. ALL this glazing and ALL this constant drivel and babble about the BIGGEST and MOST intense rivalry, and it's one asterisk league to a bunch.really REALLY gets the noggin joggin
>>154751003no one from transchester though
>>154750988>Champion's League title(s):>> 1kek, what a fraudand not to mention:btfo'd by real madrid in>2022>2024>2025>2026so much for catalonia
>>154750988*
>>154751050>Liverpoolit looks like they're sticking with slot so that's not happening>Chelseaalonso will need at least 2 years to built a squad capable of winning the leage>Unitedno reason necessary
>>154751113does your noggin jog about every single title pep's ever won in any league having an asterisk over it too?
>after review, the offending player is seen to be wearing an Arsenal shirt and therefore my decision is NO FOUL
right on queue the kuwaiti muslim is seething his club came 3rd/4th to Pep and Klopp for half a decade
>>154751130Only in the minds of bitter reds, not in any tangible reality
do you lot ever shut up
despite spending half a billy
>>154751132Can't believe this wasn't given as a red.
>>154751050>Unitedlol lmao even
>>154751132>>154751150And the foul on Saka in the box was what?
>>154751116Real Madrid BTFO of every English team in that time period.
>>154751157>the foul on Saka You mean his dive. Should've been booked for simulation.
saka is fucking shite
>>154751132>tackle from behind>studs up>go down the back of the opponents standing leg Could've been killed.
>>154751130it does actually, pep is a fraud and should be held accountable along with manchester city, this discussion that little pep was just a victim in this whole thing and he had no idea of the things happening backstage is a farce.>>154751142you can't even think of klopp and liverpool as a seperate entity in that time period, that's how pathetic it is.you constantly have to view it in a lens with man city and pep to make it less appaling. bit sad really
>>154751132city have gotten away with murder too, bernardo elbowing cunts and getting nothing, it's obvious they're keeping the 2 teams neck and neck for the drama. watch city get away with some criminal shit today.
Why is Pepperoni leaving?
I love how much Bernardo makes them seethe
>>154751191t.ranny schizobabbleforever the lil bro to pep
>>154751204does that mean havertz made you seethe
>>154751191>this discussion that little pep was just a victim in this whole thing and he had no idea of the things happening backstage is a farceThe charges do not relate to Pep era Manchester City.
Bernardo is the best Portuguese CAM in the league
Semenyo likely not starting
>day 8 of pep's sissyslurp
>waaaaaah my club wasn't owned by my own sand oil tycoons now EVERYONE'S trophy has an asterisk, football isn't fair!!!
based janny gave me a warny for posting >scousaar
>>154751050Odegaard should avoid driving in the offseason
>>154751203115
Is this the future of England?
>>154751247That's the present of England
>>154751247future?
>>154751247It's like being an elf in middle-earth at the end of the third age except the Orcs won and there's nowhere you can fuck off to in your boat
>>154751247man utd fans truly are a cursed race
>>154751247I like saaed desu
>>154751282Salaam brother
>154751247Why do you post this in every thread? Can we not just have football discussion?
>>154751066Post-Divorce defeated in life Pep was best
Arsenal bad
>>154751312Indeed
>>154751312Yes.
>>154751312Quite so. Quite so.
>>154751247Why a Danjuma shirt?
>>154751150With all the mistakes we're seeing basically every single match week, you can't believe another one?
Rayan is such a lad, best CAM in the league by miles
>>154751323real recognize real
Can't bare the thought of another season with you brainless mongs
>>154751312Very bad
>>154751333He's a cheeky lil fucker
>>154751341/trans/ soon
>>154751247Every time I go to England I'm truly astounded by how non-white it is. Going to Leeds soon and expecting the worst.
>>154751341Pep's final message to the squad got leaked?
>>154751028Probably Arsenal if they spend another 300 million this summer, the other teams still need some time to rebuild
>>154751247Delete this. Now.
>>154751352who's the bint>>154751359hope you get in an accident and die "scotsman"
>>154751375could be a swarthy Welsh
>>154751375I'm not Scottish lol I was in Glasgow last year and had the same feeling. It was a lot browner than I had expected.
If anybody needed proof that it's a Liverpool fan ruining all the /epl/ threads. Here he is again making bait posts completely unprovoked.
Post your face when USA fumble ANOTHER World Cup
Notice how you only hear a bitch crying about being bullied when it's Manchester United that are getting attacked.
just posted fuck anime in the matchthread lads
>>154751400there's a liverpool fan and a man united fan and they're both massively autistic no-lifers who go back and forth with each other
>>154751404
>>154751414thank you for your service
>>154751414
>>154751417The past 2 threads I've only seen normal people having football discussion and a Liverpool fan who keeps making weak bait posts.
he's still cryingcity is fine but don't talk bad about elliot anderson or the other club in manchester
>>154751417Probably 1 guy who’s eyes roll into the back of his head when he swaps personalities
>>154751458>Probably 1 guy who’s eyes roll into the back of his head when he swaps personalitieskek
>>154751458Dave, 190, etc
>>154751417Pretty sure it's just one person (schizophrenic) samefagging and arguing with himself. Wouldn't even surprise me if he supported neither Liverpool nor United.It's weird how they're only ever on at the same exact time.
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>>154751510It's just not football, is it? It's more like terrorism
>>154751552Football terrorism, if you will
>this is the guy ruining every /epl/ thread We all just want to talk about the English Premier League but he won't let it happen.
>SouthamptonLMAOKWAB
>>154751453As soon as Man United get Anderson everyone will go from saying he's world class to saying hes worth 50M at most. Source grapes.
>Read EFL statement>"An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play -Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs' training. >"In addition, the Club has received a four -point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table, alongside a reprimand in respect of all the charges. >"The effect of today's order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play -Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. >"The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick- off time to be confirmed."
>>154751581HAHAHAHA fucking Scouse twat
>>154751581Why does he do it.
No don't talk about football just samefag your own post.
EFL no fucking around bye Southampton
City still won't be punished though
Next year pay the Wrexham intern £100k and get a bye to the final
boro still lose
So how will Wrexham exploit this to get to the Prem for their Hollypedo show?
>>154751702>>154751721Pay the Spurs intern
>kicked out>points deduction toofucking hell, didn't expect that - thought it would be a 50k fine or something, didn't think it was that serious personally desu
>>154751724to do what
Why did they even bother spying, it's not like they'd have unveiled some secret weapon in the match
>>154751647
>>154751734>didn't think it was that serious personally desusame, there's worse things that clubs do but watching a training session is the end of the world
>>154751759Well they're told they're not allowed to do it and every team signs up to that rule so it is right to punish it
>>154751749They probably thought if they got caught, then no punishment would be handed out. From that perspective, there is no downside of spying. How wrong they were. I credit the EFL for coming down hard like this. It sends a clear message that this will not be tolerated in the future.
city wont get hit nearly as hard as southampton have just been hit
>>154751794I just don't see the advantage gained even if they had gotten away with it, it certainly didn't show on the pitch and media training coverage would've shown any players returning from injury (which would be the biggest possible advantage)
Really weird how 5 Live has just spent 3 hours eulogising Pep and and all the media coverage last night/today over him leaving and yet it still isn't actually official nor confirmed
>United customers: ANDERSON IS THE NEW MAINOO! NEVER SEEN A PLAYER LIKE HIM! EASY WORTH THE £150M WE'RE GOING TO PAY! MESSAGE FOR OTHER CLUBS? SURE, S T A Y M A D! LMAO!>United customers when Anderson joins someone else for £75m instead: NEVER RATED HIM! DODGED A BULLET THERE! SHITE! NEVER WANTED HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE! 20 TIMES!
>>154751749allows managers to plan for a possible change in tactics they might have before the game leeds got in hot water for doing this a few seasons beck but they didn't make the playoff final that season
corr based EFL now the PL HAS to fuck city over kekmaybe thats why theyve been trying to rig it for arsenal this hard
Hearing reports that Southampton didn't get the brown envelope to Rick Parry in time. Only have themselves to blame.
>lose game>cry to FA janny >they give you the winFuck sake. Liverpool will be doing that all next season now.
>>154751915We know you're mentally-limited but those two things don't make any sense. To make it simple for you, if they love City enough to not punish them for all this time then they'd have tried to rig it for City still.
>>154751802They would need to do something wrong for that to happen
>>154751879Man United actually might get him, I don't see Citeh shelling out 100mil for him, that's insanity. they walked away from Wirtz over less
>Pep Guardiola spoke for the first time since news broke that he will leave Manchester City this season ahead of the Premier League game at Bournemouth. >The City boss did his pre-match broadcast interview where Sky Sports told him that it would be 'unfair' to ask him about his future before the game so instead asked him if the stories had disrupted their preparations. Why is that unfair, stop licking his arse
>>154751986Yeah but Wirtz is shit
>>154751552> It's more like terrorism
It's harsh but they have to set a precedent. Maybe they'd have gotten away with it if it was just once but four times admitted and almost certainly more is too much.
>>154752009Let the man retire on his own terms you scum sucking journos
>>154751647Wondered what the 'multiple breaches' were: >The EFL charged Saints with watching training sessions of Oxford United and Ipswich Town, in addition to filming Middlesbrough as they prepared for the first leg of their play-off semi-final on 7 May.
>>154752048fucking hell spying on Oxford United is more embarrassing than being booted out of the final
>>154751915would seem like an opportune time to finish the 115 with Pep leaving, as it would protect his legacy and thus the legacy of the Prem, and new era City can take a hit or two as they go forward
>>154752048what's the evidence that it is actually the club doing the spying? is it actually a paid employee of the club?
>>154752062They would have spied on every team they played against where it was possible and just admitted to all the ones where evidence was submitted.
>>154752071Yes. Will Salt, the bloke in the pictures, is an analyst with Southampton
>>154752071>is it actually a paid employee of the club?It is yeahWilliam Salt
>>154752062They lost that match too, these are the ones they got caught doing so if they wasted their time on Oxford they must've been doing it constantly
>>154752048>Oxford UnitedFeel bad for OG
based salty will working the obese smarks
>>154752086>>154752087Ok, that is pretty retarded. Could have just paid some kid to do it
>>154752109Give source before you get nuked
>>154752087Billy Sodium up to his old tricks.
>>154752071Tonda Eckert won manager of the month in February, March & April. February at the top here shows the spy but in March & April they stopped posing with him - but kept every single other person there
just posted fuck anime on the other matchthread too lads
>>154752131You didnt answer my question
>>154752148kingly behavior
>>154752209Yes at uni. Provide source.
>>154752148lmao what are you like
>>154751739To spy and get caught obviously
>>154752228What was it like?
Southampton have appealed, has to take place and be ruled on tomorrow.
>>154750949Told niggas here City was losing at least two points in these last couple games.
>Bournemouth are 1 point behind Liverpool right now
Bournemouth really do play the most fun to watch football. I was thinking about it earlier this season but playing like this against City, even a weakened one, is great. It's such a goddamn shame Iraola is leaving and apparently to nowhere. I guess Palace will have an opening but that seems like a sideways move, doesn't it? If Palace wins the Conference League then fair enough I guess but Bournemouth could also get European spots I think still.
How you holding up small club customers? Ya winning?
>>154752920He does seem like a likable guy to be honest, but he's so damn gay lmao
Gonna suck when both be title and relegation are wrapped up tonight and the final day is just figuring out who goes into the conference.
Can't believe West Ham is going down. Neither Spurs for that matters. The PL has become too competitive. This must be stopped.
>>154752971Bournemouth can still get Champions League
>>154752971He's obviously leaving for Liverpool, which is why they didn't go for Xabi. Wouldn't be surprised if everything has already been agreed on.
>>154751066TWICETWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
>>154753201>The PL has become too competitive. This must be stoppedThat's why we have PSR
>>154753221Which makes it even weirder that Iraola is leaving. I think Bilbao got a new coach as well, right? Don't know what his plan was. Maybe he just wants to take it easy. Who knows. >>154753261That'd be a pretty interesting development. How involved is Iraola in the signings, do you know? >>154753294Kek, same. Screaming to the high heavens
congrats to Arsenal. Hopefully the refs do something to reduce the corner wrestling next season
>>154753455>Don't know what his plan wasHe's reportedly going to Palace
>>154753568And maybe referee unbiased ie. giving a pen or red card against them.
thinking about how world class Elliot Anderson is
>>154753594That's what I've heard as well but like I said before, that seems like a sideways move, doesn't it? Don't know much about Bournemouth's ownership but Palace's doesn't seem the best if Glasner's theatrics is anything to go by.
arsenal ran pep out the league...grim. it's their league now
>>154753883Klopp had his chance but decided to flirt with Pep instead. Wanted Pep to shag him that's why
Iraola deserves manager of the year
CHIMPOUTCHIMPOUTCHIMPOUTCHIMPOUTCHIMPOUTCHIMPOUTCHIMPOUTCHIMPOUTCHIMPOUTCHIMPOUTCHIMPOUTCHIMPOUT
>>154754282Reminder that the Palace vs Bournemouth 6 goal thriller was earlier this season.
Congratulations to the PGMOL for winning the league!
BOOO Liverpoo get CL
But you shut-ins said nothing ever happens?
>>154754605i suppose they could lose by 4 against burnley, right?
Lol get fucked shitty you dogshit nothing club. Hope Maresca flops hard after you poached him you cunts.
2 weak seasons in a row. The English Premier League is no longer the best in the world.
No CL for Chelsea confirmed
>>154754714it's brentford but I do think bournemouth could smash forest for 5 the way they're playing
>>154752971They don't have the squad to play that way if they get europe, Iraola is leaving at the right time
>clinch the title for assna>clinch CL for livapooWhat the fuck is Bournemouth’s problem
>>154753159could still be a fight for a 6th cl spot
>>154754714Still time for this to get worse if Spuds equalize/win
This is what happens when you replace all time aryan GOATs like De Bruyne and Silva with mystery meat ethnic memes like Marmoush and Cherki who are mercenaries with no heart or allegiance
Bournemouth fail SCR if they miss CL but get Europe. They need Liverpool to beat Brentford who are also competing for Europa League.
Holy shit, they actually did it. I thought they'd slip, and tbf they did, multiple times in fact, but City just couldn't keep up. Hopefully Arteta ditches this haramball shit next season though. It'd be nice to see football like this. Especially from the Champions. >>154754782>They don't have the squad to play that way if they get EuropeWho, outside of the usual 5-6 clubs, does though? Just seems like a damn shame to see him leave. I know the likelihood of Bournemouth somehow turning into this European superpower is just a pipe dream but it would have been nice to see Iraola being there with them.
>Artera has equaled Klopp's PL legacy Terrible night to be a scouser (so just like every other night)
Dave and Liversissy need to team up to body Arsenal next season
psg will humble arsenal
Oh fuck, I forgot that Chelsea were playing Spurs lmao. Enzo has scored btw.
Embarassing how shit the football Arsenal played to win the league was, the prem is in the worst state it’s ever been in since the 90s. They’ll probably start punishing fouling the keeper next season to make the product more exciting
>>154754861>They need Liverpool to beat [insert any team here]it's over
>>154754940>I forgot that Chelsea were playing Spurs lmaoIt's a cure for insomnia mate two worst football teams in Europe considering the billions they've spent
>>154754908this can't be true can it? klopp only has 1 PL? just 1?
SPUDS KEK SPUDS KEK SPUDS KEK SPUDS KEK SPUDS KEK SPUDS KEK SPUDS KEK SPUDS KEK SPUDS KEK SPUDS KEK SPUDS KEK SPUDS KEK SPUDS KEK SPUDS KEK SPUDS KEK
>>154755000Well clearly Santos has taken offence to your post. Apologise right this moment, young man.
Can't imagine spuds actually going down, west ham are dire
>>154755102Before this match Chelsea were 20th on form. That's how dismal both they and now Spurs are
>ARSENAL WIN THE LEAGUE>SPUDS GO DOWNwill ABAs kill themselves?
I DO NOT care if you are my rival team, if you are in a title race with Arsenal next season, I WILL cheer for you.
>>154755123I know they've got an assorted mess of a squad but it really is impressive just how awful they've been since Maresca peaced out. Surely keeping Rosenior for the rest of the season wouldn't have changed anything. Alonso only takes charge after this season is over, right?
>>154755185Yeah he officially starts 1st June
I don't want to say I'm the most important person in the universe or anything but two goals have been scored since I put on the Chelsea game like 10 mins ago. That's all I'm saying. >>154755264Could have saved maybe a few hundred thousand by keeping Rosenior.
Reply to this post with every dodgy decision that has gone Arsenal's way this season. I'll start:>Gabriel not getting a red card for headbutting Haaland
>>154755365Gabriel had a few, I remember him punching Woltemade in the face and there wasn't even a free kick
>>154754944>the prem is in the worst state it’s ever been in since the 90s.The year Leicester won it was worse than this
>EPL schizos mad no one was good enough to stop a shitty arsenal team
>>154755365Gabriel not getting a red card for headbutting Woltemade. The corner shenanigans I think are just that imo. Every club does it but Arsenal are just the best at it.
>>154755365>Kai Havertz making a tackle from behind studs up on the opponents standing leg and not getting a red card
>>154755365Impeding the keeper to win their opening game of the season 1nil
>>154755426At least that was exciting because a rank outsider was winning the league and Vardy was entertaining. We’ve had watch a billion quid version of stoke, full of unlikeable cunts, play for corners to win the league
>>154755426That was the greatest season thoughever
>>154755499Stoke would have actually been carded for fouling the keeper
>>154755365West Ham's last minute equaliser ruled put for something Arsenal does every week
/epl/ said earlier that City would 100% win because they would not let Pep down and now we are seeing unbridled seethe
Look at the nonsense happening in this corner in the Chelsea game. Arsenal are masters of this but everyone does it. Hopefully they make some sort of change or refereeing decision against it next season though cause it is rather lame to watch.
>cucurella wrestles player to the ground on a corner kick>gets booked for his offense>no ere because it happened "before the ball was kicked"the premier league corner kick meta is so stupid now. wonder if they'll do something about it into next season
PSG are going to absolutely maul these southern cunts
Delap's IQ must be in the single digits
This one is for all the spunk buckets who came and posted 'HAHAHAHAHA' 'BOTTLERS' etc etc etc etc etc etc etc in Eternal Arsenal. Who's laughing now? Feel smart making those posts? Dead little nobody small club seethers.
Feel for klopp. Man City were never this shit in the title races with Liverpool.
>>154755720>his team win the league>first thing he does is come to EPL to seethe about being mocked
>>154755723Jurgles Cock got sent into retirement by Pep
>>154755720Sir, you're in the /epl/ thread.
>>154755777Small club customer LOL
>>154755720Arsenal will bottle in June and July.
>>154755805>absolutely seething despite winning the leagueCalm down AW
>>154755798I am indeed
Spurs are getting flushed
Arsenal have won the Premier League.
At least there'll be one set of important results for the final day
Maybe the arsenal postsers can finally get the schizo to fuck off and stop ruining every epl thread, it's been unreadable shit for about 3 years thanks to his constant spamming
>>154755365AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT
>arsenal win the league>spurs get relegatedits still happening
>>154755860You realise he’s beaten you to the title like 3 times?
It's time
>>154755392Also had a world class save that game
He is the kingmaker on Sunday.He is>moyesDoes he help or hinder the club that booted him?
>>154755974Beto is gonna score a brace to send them down
>>154755901That I can deal with but this season's schizos have been a different breed I feel like. The constant new threads and the shitty TikTok videos and the characters and the memes and samefagging and whatever else more nonstop for literal months with absolutely 0 signs of slowing down whatsoever is getting to be a bit much. There's barely any actual discussion whatsoever on /epl/ these days because of maybe 2 autists.
>>154755925Support your local
>>154755974I don't think West Ham will beat Leeds anyway
>>154755950Arteta retired him LMAO
>>154756012Me neither
>>154756008>maybe 2 autiststhe final redpill is that it's all dave creating characters to argue with himself
Hilarious how in Man United's best season of the past decade, they have achieved the same thing as Liverpool's worst season of the past decade (CL football, no trophies).
>>154751879>>United customers: ANDERSON IS THE NEW MAINOO! NEVER SEEN A PLAYER LIKE HIM! EASY WORTH THE £150M WE'RE GOING TO PAY! MESSAGE FOR OTHER CLUBS? SURE, S T A Y M A D! LMAO!>>>United customers when Anderson joins someone else for £75m instead: NEVER RATED HIM! DODGED A BULLET THERE! SHITE! NEVER WANTED HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE! 20 TIMES!kek
>>154756008It's the same faggot it's always been
>>154756048Nice try Liversissy
There was ZERO bait in this thread until Liversissy entered and started with his generic snide comments and posting of brown people with /pol/ tier questions like "is this the future of the UK"? Completely off topic btw.
>>154756008It's going to be even worse over the summer. Especially with the abysmal World Cup rearing its head.
>>154755675I genuinely find it hard to believe he's been successful at all. That moment just before he was subbed off tonight summed him up. Just run at the fucking goal.
>>154756123I just checked and you're 100% correct. What is this scousers problem?
>>154756025He announced he was leaving months ago. Are all Arsenal fans this mentally ill?
It's been one hour since Arsenal won the title.
>No luck banning those schizos then?
City DID bottle it however
customer fc kek
>>154756172Copeies
>>154756051>Hilarious how in Man United's best season of the past decade, they have achieved the same thing as Liverpool's worst season of the past decade (CL football, no trophies).that part
>>154756193>it was just Liversissy actually
Couldn't update the counter LMAO.
>>154756123Why does he do it?
>>154756193>No, oooh look at that over there, it's Dave selling his arse on the corner>Isn't that a crime?>Let the dosser earn his bread
>>154756204Your star player is literally called mohammed lmao
>>154756193>>154756221
>>154756008he's already started samefagging again
>>154756123>>154756156>>154756240Arteta just equalised Klopp's entire legacy in 1 season. Please understand.
Arteta is already more successful than any Manchester United manager in the past 13 years
>>154756265He's a grim little twat that sissy from Liverpool
>>154756281Support your local, Liversissy customer.
>>154756068>>154756124>>154756265Forget cancer, we should cure this shit first >>154756146I will admit that I haven't watched him a whole lot but every time I have, he just seems like bumbling idiot. Strong but don't know what to do with it. And just overall clumsy. 30m is basically spare change these days though, especially for a club like Chelsea, but it still seems like a strange signing.
>>154756291talking about you you raging dog nonce
>>154756291>>154756273>>154756259>all 1 minute apart>same "Laughing_at_You" pic he's used for yearsat least try a little dave
>arsenal win the league >liversissy starts spamming and samefagging Why?
>>154756215>retarded AI spamming awyou like conforming to stereotypes it seems. dread to think how brown your skin is and how much you stink
>>154756310Kek
>>154756309Don't reply to it, anon. I know, he doesn't stop even if you don't, but don't engage with it anyway.
Arsenal are YOUR premier league champions
>>154756291Kek true. I dont know why hes so mad. Slotto won the league last season.
Spurs going down and taking their absolutely dreadful football and cowardly customers with them Moyes will do it for the Hammers
Slop Six team bodied
>>154756330>. Slotto won the league last season.Before Man U? No way
>>154756330>Slotto won the league last seasonHoly shit imagine being Tran U being slain by that guy
>cundy has a jamie ohara mask
>an oirish pikey, an amerimutt golem, and a scousaar, walk into a bar.>"slot out la", they say in unison.
>>154756327Ours but not yours because you are a smelly jf customer who has never been to the stadium of the team he apparently supports
>>154756316Your team might win the league one day
>>154756343And yet Brighton's senior side will win nothing.
>>154756330idk they're just bubbling tonight >>154756360BANGERANGA!
>>154756330>Slotto won the league.Why couldn't manure do this
>>154756330>Slotto won the league last season.damn
Put the contract on the table. Let him write whatever numbers he likes. SLOT IS AT THE WHEEL
>>154756330u done rattled em with dis one>>154756253Keeeeekkkk
>>154756385Small club tingz
>>154756409He was destined to have a stinker at a club named LiverPOO (lol)
>>154756307>I will admit that I haven't watched him a whole lot but every time I have, he just seems like bumbling idiot.Best one was in the FA Cup game against Hull. Honestly, what the hell is this?
>>154756370Your team might win the CL one day
>>154756347>>. Slotto won the league last season.>Before Man U? No waySlot and Arteta won the league before Smallclubchester United????
>>154756393im finkin isa is dating kongate ya no
>>154756443afraid Transchester Dilated are in their banter era
>>154756448>kongate FOCK SAKE
>>154756443>>>. Slotto won the league last season.>>Before Man U? No way>Slot and Arteta won the league before Smallclubchester United????Fraid so, United will never win the league again
Mantroony biting at my every postKino day for football
>>154756456banter era and still above liverpoo? as a liversissy this makes me feel pathetic...
real talk how absolutely mad are you right now
>>154756456>afraid Transchester Dilated are in their banter eraThey now kneel to Geordies
>liversissy biting at my every post >klopps legacy mogged by artetaBlessed timeline.
Mantroony is fucking FUMING
>>154756434lmaooooo
Liversissy is fucking FUMING
>>154756479Kek that Indian just shamelessly copied this, he'll be crying and samefagging into the night because his small club will never win anything againGreat day to be an ABU
it's a shame dave's liverpool supporting older brother had to rape him all those years ago because we're still dealing with the consequences.come to think, maybe his obsession with sissies has something to do with the rape
>enter /epl/ >wow a lot of posts everyone must be seething about arsenal>it's liversissy talking to himself oh deary me time to log off
I've got a confession to make lads, I've deliberately been making provocative posts LARPing as a Liverpool fan to set off the resident schizo. I'm actually a Chelsea fan.
>>154756481All smiles myself
>>154756356He won't use it surely. Remember that time when Cundy started bantering with him and he stormed off like a complete faggot.
Arteta winning the PL is the closest we've ever had to an Englishman winning the PL. Capello tried to get him registered but the rules blocked him.
Now that the dust has settled, when's the last time your team won the league?
Lee Gunner is now having to back track half a decade of being Arteta out live on stream, exposed himself as a complete retard who knows nothing about football
>>154756513>keeper makes a shit clearance>you block it and it rebounds off the bar>have to take a second to realise the ball hasn't gone in>instead of just smashing it in the net you dawdle on it and somehow take the shot with the ball in the keeper's gloves>it's that bad it goes to Hull's left backIpswich got £30m for that. Amazing stuff.
If only he played Haramball instead of wasting all those years trying to walk it in
>>154756646today ;)
>>154756619I'd say Ferguson is a bit more genetically similar to Englishman mate than a jet black haired spaniard
>>154756646During CovidIn Typical City fashion, nobody was there to watch it
>>154756656Wenger didn’t spend 1-2 million more to get Schwarzer and played Almunia in goal for years. Didn’t get a centerback when Vermaelen was injured and lost the title in 2010-2011.
Weren't we meant to bottle it lads? We've won it.
>>154756699that keeper on the right kinda looks like caoimhin kelleher but 15 years older
>>154756739It's George Long, he's shite
Nooooo Arteta out even though he's been improving the club small amounts year by year nooo
Spurs are back
>>154756764>George Martin Long (born 5 November 1993)christ that's a rough 32. actually he would have been like 27 there in that pic
Jason Cundy and Liversissyyyy Live together in perfect harmonyyyy
>tfw Kay dee Bee isn't here to bail you out in the run in like every other season
It only took Areta six years, a billion quid, playing a rapist and PGMOL assistance to win the league. At this staggering rate of improvement they’ll have their next league title by 2032. Levels.
>>154756872champions lad
>>154756872Obsessed
>>154756872Yanited should try some of that out, given that it's been 13 years since they've won one. Super Mik won it in 6 doing that, so it might work out for Yanited. They've already got the billion quid spent.
>>154756872here livertard, let me take a good look at you before i blow your brains...
Arsenal are a pretty good side when you think about it from a logical, factual, intellectual perspective.
Arsenal should be retroactively stripped of the title for the amount of goals (and wins) received from fouling the opponents keeper during corners.
>>154756872kek you’ve got the jfs bubbling with this one lad
>>154756936And liverpoo are shit
>>154756903>>154756963maybe aw is based
haters are big mad
ah yes the much coveted '1st place trophy'warra trophy
We’re all waiting for the Spurs relegated trophy
>>154756903>only liverpoo fans hate arseanal obsessed little muslim
>>154757031but you are the livertard and you are absolutely FFFUMIN. i can see it a mile awayyou've been phhhfuuumin all day and now is the breaking point.hopefully you an hero soon you little freak
>>154757057Yeah only Liverpoo customers hate arsenal, no one elseObsessed paki
Look at this Poowaiti plasticLook at this dude
>>154757057>t. rejected visa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjCJv4W4kvwThread theme (arsenal's football anthem, because we just on the premier league)
>>154757072Yeah well that low IQ monkey was retarded enough to fall for the social media rivalry of arsenal v liverpool last season and he's been rattled by twitter posts every sincebrown skin, every time
>>154757028>We’re all waiting for the Spurs relegated trophyIt's going to happen. Jonathan Pearce was saying on 5 Live an hour ago, Moyes holds West Ham in high regard to this day even though the fans weren't that nice to him. He will pour everything he can into beating Spurs.
>>154757072abdul is awfully quiet after this one
>>154756872Partey was innocent. You don't pack numbing cream if you're not going to consent.
>>154757088>West Ham fail to beat Leeds anyway
>>154757072saving my posts you little wierdo huh?fat cuntwhat even is the relation of the pic to what's being dicussed?turn off the vpn and commit suicide at once.
>>154757072That nigga started supporting us after COVID, you can tell.
>>154757072>>154757102Abdul responded and HATES being called out for being a plastic that fell for an online meme rivalry
>>154757155ur using a vpn and you're mentally illyou genuinely have mental damage.consult a doctor and have a chat with ur self.you need to seek help.
Kuwait is a good lad and a good poster. Actually posts decent stuff, he's interesting and open to any discussion. He mogs 90% of /epl/ posters in terms of intellect. As a poster, he is far better than anyone I've encountered in /epl/. Rag on him if it makes you feel better that we've won the league, but you'll always be a small time bitch customer of small clubs like man poonited and liverpoo. >>154757141Kek, what a freak he is lmao. Saving posts of rival fans.
>>154757143every time i see a post criticizing arsenal on this board, like 60 seconds later there's your flag telling them to kill themselves
>>154757057bodied that freak
>>154757102>>154757072Abdul's club just won the league and he's babbling like a mutant on about some fake rivalry because he gets his information from Twitter and Reddit
>Finally "win" a title*>It's a complete Arsenal victory and /epl/ is finished>Tell the truth about Arsenal and their hollow victory>aw completely loses his shit and starts seethingNever change aw
>>154757186actual seething from the little iraqi rat>>154757209kek
>>154756699much like rangers up in scotland, we benefited massively from the empty stadiums. the atmosphere was absolutely toxic. worked in our favour to let the lads just get on with beating shitters every week
>>154757223racism is against the rules of sp
Stick Chelsea in the Conference League again, none of this one game a week nonsense
JFs giving it the biggun
>>154757219>>Finally "win" a title*>>It's a complete Arsenal victory and /epl/ is finished>>Tell the truth about Arsenal and their hollow victory>>aw completely loses his shit and starts seething>>Never change awHOWLING
I quit football but I just got a message saying Arsenal won the title. I see Dave and 190 are seething so fucking hard. I'm gonna hang around to see their meltdown and seething about their boogeymen.Can somebody tell me can Spurs be relegated and what happened to Liverpool and City? I've not followed any football this season, also how the fuck are United good now?
Arsenal have just won the premier league. How are you emotions lads? You holding up okay? Liversissy pal, don't give up hope. There's still something to live for.
Liverpool customers are by far the worst on /sp/. Say one negative thing about their club and they samefag into the wee hours of the morning.
>being knocked out of the cup by Grimsby>Good
Mantroony absolutely bubblin that Arteta won a league before them
That club did the league double over Liverpool this season... Yikes
Mad how ABUs are the most sane users of this board.Mantroony has gone full schizo recently.
>>154757265They were literally 15th last season and now are 3rd, that's insane turnaround and I'm looking at their transfers and they aren't 'wow that'll turn them around from 15th to 3rd'.
That club got battered by Grimsby and get battered everywhere they goOof
>>154757252>Can somebody tell me can Spurs be relegatedyes they're 2 points ahead of west ham. last game they play everton. west ham play leeds.>Liverpoolbought the wrong players, all of them played like shit. slot is shit>Cityjust not as good as the past>Unitedgot rid of amorim. eliminated in the FA cup in the first game, and the league cup as well (to grimsby town, by the way!). that plus no european football they were playing like 1 game every 25 days for the whole season
Arteta better than Fergie? Methinks yes.
I hope he survived the Great Milei Famine. Hopefully he was wealthy enough to own a donkey that he could use for meat (a sign of extreme wealth in Argensimia).
>>154757299>>154757265Wait hang on I thought you were memeing and I just checked they got knocked out by Grimsby? Okay that is really bad, but looking at their league position until they changed manager and 3rd looks amazing.As for Spurs getting relegated, I hope so, that would be funny as fuck.
>>154757316whoops wrong thread
>>154757252>liverpooPoorly run club. Did well to get their success. Didn't plan for the future. Klopp left after becoming too stressed. They didn't have contingency plans. Anal Slut came in on the back end and won the league, but salad is old, rest of the team is just shite. Trans Dyke is washed. It's over for them. Another 20 year rebuild is incoming.City are on the similar path. 115 is about to ruin their club so Pep is leaving this season and told silva and stones to leave as well because it'll be messy. They played shit. Dead team. Poonited are running on luck mostly, they have a few decent players. Carrick is okay, another Solsjkaer most likely. Bar is low up top this season so it's a good run for them. Spurs is fucked. Lost sight of their principles. Changed managed like 5 times this year. Fired Levy last year. Team is utterly shagged. If they lose next game and West Ham win, they're done. Lost to chelshit tonight so it's a 50/50 but west ham have to beat leeds, so odds on spurs to stay up honestly.
yanited customers handing out validation to desperate arsenal fans with an inferiority complex is comical
>>154757329>Wait hang on I thought you were memeing and I just checked they got knocked out by Grimsby?in a 11 to 12 penalty shootout, yes. it was great fun.
>>154757350kek
>>154757350Caught them red handed
Liverpoo lost TWICE that THAT United??
As a Liverpool fan, you're the best Premier league champions I've ever seen. We never beat the corrupt oil money cunts. First time for everything. Good riddance p*p.
>>154757374>Liverpoo lost TWICE that THAT United??GOOD MORNING SARRRR VEDDY GOOD WEATHER NEW DELHI
>>154757378Kek unitedtroons are always indian
>>154757374Afraid so
Both Liverpoo and Manure beat Arsenal this seasonPoowaiti in shambles
>>154757350>yanited customers handing out validation to desperate arsenal fans with an inferiority complex >is comicalyanited customers suffer from lil bro syndrome
>>154757374>Liverpoo lost TWICE that THAT United??Yup
>>154757329Yeah it became a big meme for a while, they fielded a strong starting XI too and still lost to a league 2 team
>>154757374Based Slabby the most kino player in the league
>>154757403And who won the league?
>>154757436Man City*
oh no he's samefagging about that flop BLM Maguire again
>>154757374>>154757416>just be the bigger clubBRVTAL
>>154757344I thought the 115 was meant to be sorted by now it STILL isn't done? I assumed it was. I remember Talkshite and co saying it would be done before the season ends.As for Spurs, they were shit last season and it seems similar now. I'm slow replying as I am looking at results and shit and getting hammered 4-1 twice by Arsenal is a disgrace.>>154757352Yeah I checked, that's still bad.>>154757432Yeah memes.
>>154757456You don't like the Irish mercenary that kneels for BLM, wears the gay captain armband and cost us in the Euros?
It's harder to play 1 game a fortnite vs 2 games a fortnite. Rustiness and being out of form is worse than tiredness, tired of "United only play once a week that's why they're good" because it's just not true
>>154757442KEK lil coping small club customer
Today is a great day to be a Crystal Palace season ticket holder with bills to pay.
>>154757432that kid is based for making that sign kek
Fucking hell it's like a caricature from the 1880s
uh oh sissy melty
>>154757374Look at United >see based white british player named Harry Look at Liverpoo>see cringe brown egyptain player named Mohammad
>plays once every 2 weeks>gets battered by GrimsbyGrim(sby)>>154757479>Fucking hell it's like a caricature from the 1880sKek Transchester Dilated customers do be like that
>>154757479Ew it's the Man U Somali get it off my screen
>>154757479Why is the forehead so much darker
Didn't see this until just now given all the other events >Southampton manager Tonda Eckert admitted he was responsible for the decision to spy on opponents - his key defence was that, since the practice is widespread on the continent, he had no idea he was breaking English football rules Southampton's appeal takes place tomorrow and will be decided by 6pm either way
>>154757463The 115 is sketchy as fuck. All season referees have been biased toward city. Many teams have complained about it, very obvious decisions in city's favour. Now the prem are voting on FFP violations being settled outside of tribunals, so basically teams that cheat can just pay money and settle the case instead of investigations. Funny that because everton and forest got fucked by charges. Sounds like a bribe if you ask me. A bribe for teams who are rich enough to break FFP. That is how fines are in the corporate world. If you can make a decision that breaks the rules and the penalty is worth absorbing, it's a net positive decision which other teams or companies cannot make because they're not as rich. Strange situation. But supposedly city will be docked points next season.
>>154757509So you don't know
>>154757479absolutely disgusting to look at
>>154757479Luv Sahsneed, me.
>>154757509From where they rest their head on their prayer mats isn't it
Transchester Dilated are the gAyEW of the Prem
>>154757479looks like a turd with hair
The blackest, dirtiest paki is still whiter than the average Scouser.
>>154757467They play 5 games of fortnite closed lobby against each other before the next actual game of fortnite. Rustiness is a myth. Being rested and getting focused training in is better than taking knocks and running out your skin 3 times a week.
>>154757479Bro looks like he's from kuwait
>>154757542turn on your monitor
>>154757467You say that but they will be scraping 5th at very best next season
>>154757557how did yuo knowing I'm the Manchesaar unite fan
>>154757576ew ew ew it's Abdul get him
>>154757576clever counter
>>154757572Michael Carrick's Manchester United will win the league and be confirmed champions by the 27th April 2027 and be undefeated until game week 36. Screenshot this.
>>154757606Ok.
>>154757629Oh no no no no bros I thought Amorim was supposed to be The One
I'm a bit mad that West Ham didn't win the last game and Spurs drew those games, they could have been relegated tonight by Chelsea on the same day Arsenal win the title.
>>154757629didn't even last a year
Do NOT go into the Arsenal thread. It looks like the United Nations but with way less IQ.
>Kee Thomas says "It's good Arsenal won the title today because they don't get to celebrate on Sunday"Er, if Arsenal didn't win and City did, then City win the title, you fucking melt.
>>154757467Chelsea comfortably won the league in Conte's first season precisely because they had no European football and he never had to rotate his squad. And for Man United in particular, recent seasons have been derailed massively due to injuries to key players which have come about mainly due to their congested fixture list. Playing once a week has massively benefited Man United this season, and balancing mid-week fixtures next season will be a huge challenge for Carrick unless they recruit really well.
Arsenal fans rn.
>>154757724>team wins title>shitposters et al go in therewhat a surprise, half the thread is 190 on his vpn anyway.
>>154757748Post the full image.
>>154757763i don’t get it…
>>154757743Zero proof of this, btw. Conte still had cup competitions. Man United have performed worse after long periods of no football than having bunched up fixtures under Carrick. This is because rustiness is worse than tiredness. I was in the Army running more per week than footballers and you are not tired if you run 6km twice as a week however you are far more out of form and rusty if I only did light training for 3 weeks then went for a 6km run.
>>154757763Ya don't have a loicense to post it, mate...
>>154757791It doesn't contain incest porn so it's fine.
>>154757740>"haha you get to celebrate winning earlier!"are all liverpool fans this stupid?
>>154757740literally who the fuck is kee thomas
>>154757804He said something like "Oh they'll go and just celebrate in the pub or something" so apparently them winning it on Sunday would be more annoying... Except they might NOT win it. They fail to beat CP and City win, City win the title (win on GD if Arsenal draw).
>>154757374based
>>154757820A obese Scouser who basically shat on Arsenal on social media who cared more about Arsenal's games than Liverpools so he became a lolcow.
>>154757830>>154757822bros falling for engagement rage bait from a fat faggot youtuber with 22k followers (lol that's nothing)it's 2026, you know better
>>154757830Another victim of the manufactured social media rivalry that arsenal and liverpool had for 1 season, embarrassing
dead league? or can it be saved?
Football died when SAF left. Now everything after 2013 has an asterisk.
>>154757374It just kept happening (likely to continue)
>>154757479jumpscare
Liverpool are embarking on a strange ad campaign for the new shirt, current players standing next to dire AI versions of club legends wearing the original designs But all of these players are still alive so surely would be less jarring to feature them as they are now
>>154757999>AIReddit will hate this
>>154757999kek it's so cringe
>>154757999He's looking frail. Does Van Djik have AIDS?
>>154757999reddit is seething kek
Mad how Slurpin Kock's Liverpool FC managed to win 1 PL title with a squad made up entirely of asthmatics.
>>154758072And a CL.
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>>154758143Suicide immediately
>>154758143>>154758157Sorry, that was unnecessary and uncouth. Thank you for making the new thread.
at least shitty didn't win
>>154757509Diabetes
Wake the fuck up
the games between PSG and Bayern were eye opening. The prem has taken a major step back.
If We remove Ballon D’or, Bukayo Saka is actually better than Lionel Messi.I’m talking skills, technique, shot power, speed and passing ability.Don’t get me wrong Messi is a great player, but he didn’t singlehandedly lead a club to a title in over 20 years
>>154757999>the shirt is actually worse horrible
