Western conference finals tonight @ 8 PM EST>>154753481
AAWAWWWW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLO
>>154765821the previous thread lasted 20 hours
Finally hockey is back :)
Third for Analslime duckolds have no fans, except like half a dozen illegals
>>154765843There was no hockey on and nobody was blogging about anything interesting
>Colorado and Utah have strong winters>Nevada who's right next to them don't
>>154765821gay thread, honestly.
>>154765863Hockey does not belong in the desert
ECF is where it's at, honestly.
might splurg and get some tiramisu gelato later
>>154765863do the massive desert and lack of mountains contribute to this phenomenon?
>>154765898the tiramesu oreos are a draw
>>154765898in english doc
>>154765863The drive from Denver to Las Vegas takes about 11 hours and 15 minutes for 600 miles.
>>154765898Sounds yummy
>>154765850vegASS golden turds are still getting swept and there's nothing you'll do about it, paco
>>154765904don't have those up here unfortunately, the carrot cake ones are divine tho
Go Avies!
>>154765914
hoping for some career ending injuries tonight
>>154765923Not a sunbelt fan let alone a golden showers fan faggot, stay mad tho
I was going to post my killer post but none of you asked about it so fuck you guys I'm keeping it to myself.
>>154766052i asked if it was about the Flames ya pinhead
>>154766052Please share it
makar is out
>>154766174sore buss?
>>154766174Gary's fuckery begins...
>>154766052this post ?>Sabres have more series wins since 2000 than Toronto.
I'm hearing Eric Stall is going to bring in the torch for game 3
>>154765843Sad
>>154766239Huh? Game 3 is in Montreal nigga, makes no sense
>>154766239Game three is in Montreal retard
>>154766308>>154766320forgive them Gary for they know not what they do
im hearing bud1
now I'm hearing Eric Cole for game 4
now im hearing mitch won
habs chased gerber then randy had to go with a rookie cam ward. i thought it was smooth sailing for my habs after this.
>>154766331Oh yeah i forgot that retard was on Montreal for a year
>Makar badly injuredRest him the whole series and maybe he can be back for the SCF.
>>154766320Hurricants sweeping in 2.
>>154765891whats your parlay
HABS SWEEP CAROLINA
>>154766399>assv>scfsomebody tell him
>>154766453checking dem dobson dubs
it's montreal vs. hartford in my head canon
>city connect jerseys coming to the nhlNumales and their larping as hockey fans has been a disaster for this league.
>>154766476It’s been 30 years let it go
>>154766485>has been a disaster for this league.wrong, the profit line went up
>>154766476and Montreal vs. Quebec for the cup
>>154766485>hating fashion>hating cool colourways>hating design>hating new ways of linking your team to your fans in glorious threads you can buy>hating fanatics
what is city connect
>>154766488die, sunbelter
>>154766485O6 teams should be exempt from this
>>154766510Retard
>>154766492Shut the fuck up>>154766502Faggot>>154766520No such thing as (((o6)))
>>154766488why? carolina has not
>>154766509MLB does it. They are different coloured jerseys and uniforms that are more about the city or region that a team is from and allow for different colours and hooks on the logo or city/region name. The Jays do the night mode thing with black, alt logo, and skyline of Toronto. Philly lean into the Liberty Bell. The Twins do some shit about the state of Minnesota. It would be like if the Canucks went had unis repping Kippers' Pharmacy or heroin addicts on Hastings.
>oh I don’t know why everyone hates the golden knightsProbably because of this>There are teams that want to talk to fired Vegas coach Bruce Cassidy.>They're gonna have to wait.>”Our focus is currently on the Stanley Cup playoffs."
>>154766538They want to make money from nostalgia fags
>>154766541
>>154766538they should use these are their away jerseys this round
i love watching hockey but if the assves beat my habs for the lee wearing nordiques jerseys, im never watching the garyleague again
>>154766558our year
how do we get more women interested in hockey
>>154766599Based
>>154766599women are stupid and i don't respect them
>>154766557and?
>>154766599imagine one of them trying to have sex with you? Would you be able to be drunk enough?
>>154766450Finally high quality OC :)
>>154766450Thank you Gary
>>154766378>Oh yeah i forgot that retard was on Montreal for a year
https://youtu.be/jMK-yos_gYg?si=vnxt-Gmdtinh0MAt
>>154766768I remember when Perry was because he almost killed Tavares and that shit was funny as fuck
>>154766378>Oh yeah i forgot that retard was on Montreal for a year.
I also don’t call something odd or dismiss it just because I don’t understand it and won’t bother myself to, but I guess I just practice kindness differently.A “quick AI search” isn’t really a relevant way to frame anything. AI can do a ton of stuff very, very quickly, to the point where it might be able to do what would take you several hours in three seconds, and use a hundred times more energy to do it. It’s not a maybe or something to be unsure about, it’s fact.I think we both know that coming up with comparisons for 8 players doesn’t require several hours of Google research, nor does it require driving to 15 different houses to buy and browse hockey magazines. If it did, it would be an equally egregious waste of time and energy for that output, but it doesn’t, and we know that because the board is absolutely filled with people making these types of comparisons for all of these players, and I very much doubt anyone here takes a day off work for a post.Not sure why you can’t just engage honestly with this topic.
>>154766599>fat>brown>lesbiansCliches exist for a reason
>>154766574it would be nuclear heat at the bell centre
>>154766599Girl Aquarium? What the fuck is this gibberish?
>>154766599More heated rivalry content
>>154766826trying to make fetch happen
>>154766795it is a shame as some genuinely hot girls go to Godeneyes games here. I like to try to hide under the seats so I can sniff them while they eat popcorn.
>>154766826A "boy aquarium" is a viral slang term used on TikTok and other social media platforms to describe ice hockey arenas.The playful nickname comes from the physical design of an ice rink, where the playing surface is completely enclosed by thick, clear Plexiglass. Because the male players skate and move around inside this transparent enclosure, social media users compare it to a fish tank or an aquarium, with the players acting as the fish.This trend has been largely driven by the explosion of "ice hockey romance" pop culture—such as hit books and the television show Heated Rivalry. It refers to the surge of primarily female fans who attend games and gather by the glass during warm-ups to observe, record, and playfully admire the players.For a quick dive into the humor and aesthetic behind this TikTok phenomenon:
turned the air conditioner on go flames
>>154766908similar language is used for mongers who frequent certain districts in SEA.
will he ever get a girlfriend?
>>154766924they will be draft Stenberg so yes.
>>154766924Anon is his husband
Friendly reminder that it was LITERALLY 3-0
>>154766908remember when it was just furfags we had to worry about invading our space?
>>154766924He can watch
>>154766996>Ella topDoes that mean Macklin is...
>>154766911I’ve had on the ac since the weekend. It’s already over 90
>>154766975I hate these new fans so much (the gays and women and twitter users)
>>154766934cope
>>154767008choose
>>154766996>that hesitationI'm onto you, Mac.
>>154767037same. It should only be limited to men being together in close proximity.
>>154766996those District of North Van girls
>>154767073do it to me every time
>The Atlantic: Hockey is Getting Queered (and that's a good thing)
>>154767117Did his jock get undone?
>>154767115they always let you Seymour Mountain.
>Jared Bednar announces Cale Makar won’t play Game 1>Officially listed as day-to-day
>>154766599New York (((Sirens)))
dudes where's makar?? xd
>>154767297hes on the plane to zurich
>>154767297i laughed harder then i should of!
>>154767143Lol
>>154766627I have sex with a socially awkward downwardly mobile hockey fan with a weird bad body every time I jack off
>>154767143Sharter fart is going to rape his way to the cup isn’t he?
>>154767337>Marner for maximum >laffs seethe>Hart for maximum Reddit seetheWhen did you realize that Vegas was /hoc/'s team?
Colorado in 64-2 Avies tonight
>>154767352Unfortunately they’re the only good guys left
my season's over so i'm arranging my hoc folder while listening to jamiroquai
>LINDY’S BACK >We have signed head coach Lindy Ruff to a two-year contract extensionlol >lose in humiliating fashion >get extended I hope Buffalo suffers another 14 year playoff drought.
>>154767352Media seetheGary seethe even
>>154767386They lack experience. They’ll be even better next season
>>154767468Doubt
SOVL
>>154767553This is sort of tastefully done, I greatly preferred the #LEAFHOUSE
>>154767553reddit: the house
pig-E's still seething about velocity, heat, and slopdown getting cancelled
>>154767468>they haven't experienced enough heartbreak yet
>>154767553people should burn that house down and curb stomp anyone fleeing it while it burns
>>154767553>address with 6 digitsedmonton is so retarded
>g-gold team b-BAD
>Patrik Allvin is officially leaving the Vancouver Canucks. There was a lingering sense he might consider another role within the organization. Allvin is well respected throughout the hockey community and will have opportunities.
>>154767553Very cool :)
>laffs
>>154767757Rutherford's Jam Boy
>rags
>>154767115WATCHIN GRUNGE LEG DROP NEW JACK THROUGH A PRESS TABLE
>>154767382>jamiroquai
>>154766924
>>154768061I hope this guy takes a puck to the mouth
>>154768065that fucking snozthe artist really capture the jew in hughes
>>154768061what this mean?
>>154768102I thought that was Marchand for a second
remember when carter hart raped EM in the courtroom so bad the judge called her a lying skank?
>>154766924Crosby taught bedard the importance of semen retention
>>154768141Did they ever release EM’s real name?
>>154767757There's no way in hell any other team will every experiment with Swedish GM's ever again.
>>154768065
>>154768127they all have scandals
im less sad about my sabres than I was yesterday but still pretty sad
>>154766924meanwhile his number 2 has the hottest girl in chicago
feeling cute might flames post
>>154768268>not southeast asian hard pass
how many tonight?
>>154768268Ayyy lmao
>>154768270
>>154768318Mitch Marner is going to make him look like a fool
>>154768343
>>154768174I’m sure some retard team will
>>154766996
>>154768318> cheating, diving cunt
This aged quite nicely
Swedish GMs are Finnished and can go straight to Hell sinki.
>>154768454Mack mode
>>154768490based Shannon rockin Our Sennies
>>154768268I bet her farts smell pungent
>>154768157skank mcskankerson the fat
>>154768318remember when this fraud missed an open net and cost canada a gold medal?
i never cared for pearl jam
>>154768061I like how the line antisemites use about Jews getting kicked out of 200 countries is basically correct about Trevor Connelly
>>154768647going to need this in higher resolution for science
>>154768193carter harts faggot son roped too?
>>154766574their record with the nordiques jersey this year is pretty awful, but if they and Montreal make it I'd bet they'd wear them.
>>154768747I feel it
>>154768490literally just the standings expressed in badge form
>>154768454
>>154768870why are women so crude
sofpusys finna get graped
>>154768870
>>154768890disgustingly crude
From here on out, I'm hate watching this show.
>>154768880because sexualization only works one way
>women flirtingthe either "make themselves available" (this means they try to make you make the first move) or act like literal whores
I wish women would flirt with me
>>154768747:(
>>154768926how come the women don't sexually abuse my wife?
>>154769008there is a reason you don't get to join her on girls night
Business idea! Singles nights at hockey games
>>154768707Tony Cordasco is a jew from new york and is the reason he hates Connolly lmao
>>154769042what's the reason
>>154769236based flamiacs working ottershit into a seethe
>>154769236He never recovered from that curse
>>154769148Exactly
>>154769102She left the team so she could serve as his wife
>>154769236Should have put his glove against his face and counterhexed themRookie mistake really
>>154768967Lose some weight chud
>>154769385>PEEK A BOO!!!classic
>>154769401women prefer fat men over skinny men
>>154769499They love us powerlifters
>>154768967be white, not obese, and go to any southeast asian country and congrats bro you did it
>>154769525neckless men are bottom tier
>>154769499Doubt
>>154769527>congrats you ended the white race bro
need a bitch this freaky
>>154769561>all it took was one man
>>154769385Jen
>>154769567my bedsy would never
>>154769571his elliott rodgers chud spawn will make sure its more than 1
>>154769077> cheating, diving cunt
>>154769561why would I stay on a ship that's sinking?
>>154768967When people give me positive attention I usually fabricate elaborate reasons why they actually hate me and ghost on them until they actually do!
>>154769621based, never let anyone get too close
>>154769527I shall create the next Jason Robertson. Are Italian women willing to marry me?
>>154769609I literally BODIED you yesterday you 'cord dwelling ghoulish freak
>>154768747waht he do to them?
oh no no this is not a good look for the ghoulish transgender community
>>154769067years ago I could pick up girls at the saddledome smoke pit but since they took that away I can't pull at games anymore.
>>154769567Thats not a good Mormon girl >:(
>>154769692Your also a 40 year old alcoholic that spams "raped bitch" online all day now
>>154769567this but with pee
>>154769716Hit a nerve lol. Did I fuck your girlfriend back in the day? Sorry bud (i'm not).
>>154769716tripsstrapNOW
>>154769591The very next day after this video was taken, he went on to score a hat trick against the Sens.
>>154769767He’s definitely a lightweight
>>154769767my wife can't handle more than three white claws :(
>>154769751You know damn well the shit you spewed 20 years ago to trick girls in to bed with you wouldnt work now
>>154769840
>>154769840what's his theme song?
>>154769840>>154769879does he wear lipstick?
>>154769888https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F57P9C4SAW4
>>154769888I'M AN ASS MAN
Weeeee America!
>>154769672they'll forget all about it during nxt tonight
>>154765821Will not be watching. I haven't decided who to root for in the west final. I will get an intuition for that as i watch the highlights.
as a sabres fan and an american the funniest outcome would be the habs losing the finals in game 7 on a jack eichel goal
>>154769971which wasnt canceled unlike hampage
>smitty is now posting tradwife content for macklin
Finna watch Dynamite tonight instead of the game HAHAHAHAHA just kidding I would never watch Tinymite
>>154770052many people (when I say many i mean a lot) are saying this and have been saying this
>>154770052I'll be watching survivor, it's the season finale
i just finished the 2nd season of fargo and i've almost mastered the minnesota accent :D
>>154770081vocaroo pls
>>154770017i just made banana bread
>>154770105thanks for drawing the house HH
excited to watch nba tonight bro's :)
both teams will be looking to win game 1 tonight
>>154770148Why is there so much propaganda trying to convince me the NBA is good again recently?
ew wtf why are they like this
>>154770185will they stick to their fundamentals and play smart, disciplined hockey by putting pucks on net?
>>154770199I used to be somewhat invested but back then they had personalities and dunks and shit, now it's three-pointers and running to the basket while flopping for free throws. If Kobe could be on an analyst panel, he'd be ashamed
>>154770204how many haitian players even made it to the show? pk and his brother? that guy that decapitated his opponent in the british league?
>>154770105Was it good? He's doing some kind of decadent experiment here.>chocolate chip banana bread fused with dubai chocolate in a brownie pan to maximise crust
>>154770204Is that EM?
>>154770241yeah, its chef john's recipe
>>154770253looks like it, now I understand why Howden left and why Hart couldn't get it up
>>154770232Mutts law
>>154770262are you braindead? who else is eating cats? finnish players?
>>154770265meow :D
>>154770259or he could be making them both separately. stress baking?
the nicolas roy redemption arc is going to be insane tonight.
>>154770292we stopped calling them that here they're chaykas now
finna run a brainiac multiverse before the game bros
>>154770292VGK didn't want to give up Roy, Toronto chimpped out too much and threw them a bone for Marner
I heard the avs only have 3 players on their roster that were drafted by them, that can't be right can it?
it's true we do call em chaykas now
>>154770346they got Devon Toews for two picks from our islanders
please start games of hockey
>>154769985Root for mackinnon’s redemption
>>154770232Duclair, the 90s Devils had a one season wonder I think named Vilgrain. I assumed the Joseph bros were another kind of black french guy but apparently them too
I just spent my entire paycheck at the NHL Shop
>>154770402hell yeah brotherwhat can $30 buy there nowadays
>>154770402what did you get, two cups and a key chain?
>>154770402did you clear out carter hart's catalog?
JEN
>>154770017Those bananas aren’t ripe enough
We are looking for more snot this offseason.
>>154770415damn what a bargain!
>>154770105Thank you Crosby
>>154770415It was funny when all the cheap eBay jersey auction listings were Flyers Carter Hart. They must have printed out a ton of those things
>>154770425i saw snot at the second stage at ozzfest in the scorching summer of 99
>>154770420look, he's having a difficult time right now. he only just found out his real last name is Hockey.
>>154770402*you invested your savings into long term assets
not sure if ill be able to listen to that jeet pronouncing kadri for another series
>>154770204MacKinnon eats ass
>>154770375The puck is in the oven
>>154770402I should stock up on new jerseys to prep for the finals
feel like were going to get a bit of a slurper tonight.
>>154770415link?
Lets get this fuckin show on the road
>>154770456I can wear those in the sauna
>Since 2000, teams coming off a Game 7 victory that then faced a team coming off a sweep in the previous round have posted a near-perfect 7–1 series record. #NHLPlayoffs
>>154770543but what is their record after defeating the sweep team?
ONE BONG AND 40 OR SO BING UNTIL PUCK DROPGIT YER ASS READY, /hoc/!!!!>go do the things you need to do before hockey starts, damnit, you were warned
>>154770592What do I need to do?
montreal canadiens team total under 2.5 goals -120, probably the freest money vegas will ever hand out in your life.
Who do I want to win?
>>154770606it will be 2 - 1.
>>154770604Did you just ask me a question like I was an AI question bot? boop-beep>Son, this is not that kind of websiteYou know what, go make me a grilled cheese... for practice
>>154770617all the teams I hate are eliminated. I am just watching for the lolz.
according to twitter's phone, he made both
literally known as the guy was raped
Dance for Habs
>>154770630enjoy the hantavirus
IT BEGINS
>>154770630aw look at his little teeth bite. he's totally gay with Celebrini. ive watched heat rivals before.
>>154770639is that what's in dubai chocolate?
>>154770643Good good, chase McGayKid out of Canada
>>1547706174. Las Vegas3. Carolina2. Montreal1. Denver
>>154770629You don't hate any of these 4 teams? What kind of demon are you?
>>154770444>ozzfestI went in 04 and 05. I was 13 and 14. The amount of tits I saw was insane. This was the 04 lineup.
>>154770617Who do you hate less Mackinnon or marner?
the only hate-able team left is the habs but they stand zero chance anyways...
>>154770523just search "carter hart fanatics"
>>154770699All I see is pictures of screaming girls
>>154770676hell yeah cuzwas the best day of the summer every year
>>154770699oh I can't pick a size, lame
>>154770444I was at Ozzfest 99 at the Gorge AmphitheatreI recall System of a Down getting booed offstage early, Primus kicked way more ass than I was expecting, and Black Sabbath was everything I expected and more >i think Slayer was there too, Rob Zombie, and Deftones
>>154770708
>>154770692Former His autism is cute
>>154770637audio:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779212472657142.mp4
>>154770695Gary will give ZERO warning the day he gives you guys your trophy back, but don't let me get in the way of you moping, lad >love a good mope
>>154770739>immigrated 5 years ago to study and they just ended up stayingDoes that news reporter not see anything wrong with that?
>>154770721SoaD was always lame in my opinion. I'm not even talking about "duuuurr, dont mix music and politics", I was into Anti-flag at one point. It's the mainstream-pop idea of something that *sounds* hard, but it's still viable as a commercial rock product. Get your System of a Down belt buckle, people, only $40, made in Myanmar
>>154770721>System of a Down getting booed offstage earlyLOL people hated them but I truly did like their first two albums
>>154770521Yeah
>>154770630those look fuckin delicious
>>154770794for me, it's static xRIP in piece wayne :(
>>154770643>the best player in the world didn’t come out ask for captainRetard
>>154770854I didnt write the article buddy
system of a down rules because the expose the Christian genocide orchestrated by Turkey in the sultry summers of 1913-1915
going to the bar for happy hour and probably the first period
WAKE UPWHYDONTYOUPUTONALITTLE MAKE UP
>>154770793with what?
I like my turkey chile extra greecey
>>154770896bring me home a cougar
>>154770852Static X was also at the Gorge for Ozzfest 99, played very early, so no one was around to see their set
>>154770896True the Armenians were genocided
>>154770794>soadi agree they're gay and lame>anti-flagfirst four albums were cool. their singer fled to ireland or some shit because it turned out he was a serial rapist KEK
>>154770909>>154770881
>>154770922they don't want to talk about it
>Les Owls de Montréal contre les Flames d'Ottawa
>>154770948for me it's pwhl las vegas
>>154770968
>>154770955I would eat their gms pusy
>>154770912I liked them for like one school year. I don't really listen to them anymore (or any punk past 1979, really). My tastes are really different now lol
>>154770955Looking forward to next season and also to a lady Chicago team, maybe a lady QC team, who knowsThey are committed to unconventional thinking at PWHL>>154770974Sure, ok...
>>154770896Ask them to turn on the game
>>154770793open your mouth and say “oink”
>scoreless draw at the Coca Cola Coliseum
>scoreless draw at the CTC in Ottawa
>>154770204i didn't think there was any wall left for bagley to hit but here we are
>>154770881Did they put the Kaiser on blast for being complicit in it?
>>154771115thoughts on your loss to Dom?
I DON'T THINK YOU TRUST INMY DOMINICK SUICIDE
Are you ready, Avie bros? I desperately want to see a Habs vs (former) Nordiques final, would be kino.
>>154771195My avies are ready :)
I'm cheering for the Knights
I'm rooting for the diving piece of trash that plays in Denver
>>154771229you're welcome to enjoy the King room
>>154771252Thanks King
Start the game Gary, ladypuck SUCKS
BROCK SPOTTED
>>154771251I’m for Mitch
>retarded mush mouthed woman on the panelmust be a western conference game
it's time for /sip/ an /hoc/
Yknow I don't really mind watching women's sports but why do they always have to have an all female broadcast team. I can deal a lower quality of play but why lower the presentation along with it?
game thread where?
>>154771277i wish i had beer
>>154771290I just had a whiskey and cola it was nice. but i too want a beer
>>154771277
>>154771277*ryys*
>>154771285Right here kiddo
>>154771279Collage softball is better, they usually have at least one man commentator
>>154771309
>>154771304sounds good to me. I hope you enjoy the game!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
>>154771277It’s a red Powerade for me
>>154771332Thank you my Finnish comrade, same to you. I can't decide if Vegas is less or more intimidating than Minnesota.
>To Alcohol>the cause of, and solution to all of Life's problems
>>154771346>Not blueNGMI
>>154771309>myrtle beachleast violent monkey there
Did y'all hear about that Tim Hortons in Indiana?
>fucking bitch whiffs on the shot on a breakawayWomen’s hockey is such a joke
>>154771290
>>154770721dude primus is lowkey one of the best bands on the planet... i mean primus sucks
>>154770723would... without hesitation
lets go habituals
>>154771386I used to trade Primus cassettes and ECW vhs tapes with a dude from Wellandshout out Zac
>>154771386>dude
>>154771383sounds like cole caufield.
>>154771417Bro it's me Zac I live in Canada now
my avies :)
>>154771420man, im old as fuck... plz dont bully
5-1 vegas, it's locked in
>>154771429bro remember that time you came to my hotel in Niagara Falls and we smoked it the fuck out lmao you lit that cannon when we were already baked
>those two dudes just made a love connection on /hoc/, and that's just so sweet, I might cry a little, but I'm okay, girls
>>154771431not gonna bully, lad, too stoned for that
>>154771444Broooooo that was so broooooooo
>>154771452so fucking broso fucking g
should I get high for the avs-knits kino fest?
>>154771461no stop smoking weed and have a child
>>154771469>stop smoking weedno>have a childabsolutely not
>>154771461Yes, like an hour ago, in fact
>>154771472this is why the white race is losing
hey guys let me know when the puck drops
>>154771479Why don't you have a kid nigga damn
>>154771469It's too late for children, the weed has already badly damaged his genome
>>154770676saw a lot of these guys at Carolina Rebellion, too bad that fest is killed
>>154771488my kid is going to college in august
>>154771495Post a picture of you and your child
>>154771495FAKE NIGGA SHIT
>>154771500
>>154771482Don't tell me what to do
what the FUCK is ron macclean talking about?
>>154771510Why would you pretend to have a child on 4chan anyway?
>>154771495where? gay university? haha jk congrats man hope he learns some shit and gets good grades
>>154771523It also says gullible if you periscope ur colon
So when does the puck actually drop? How many LOL WHITE GUYS R DUM commercials?
>>154771517what newfags don't realize is ive posted about my chud kid playing goalie for years and now he's 18
>>154771531???? pretending to have a child to virtue signal is bizarre
>>154771530gotta do both anthems, bring out a ww2 vet, and something involving a retarded kid
>>154771495Barber or clown?
>>154771530>>154771544LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY
>>154771547his major is forensic investigation he's dextermaxxing
>>154771531Do you ever fantasize that your kid will go play for the Gary League and you can be the first NHL Parent posting on /hoc/???>Yes, you have? Wow, what a narcissist...
Absolutely zero chance any of you are fathers, let alone allowed within 500 feet of minors.
>>154771567I'm a dog dad :)
>>154771567wrong
>>154771567imagine 500 minors feet. god i wish that was me.
>10 after>turn the game on>players arent even on the god damned ice
START THE FUCK GAME GARY HOLY SHIT
>>154771567this
What are some good copes i can expect from Avs fans after they lose today?
I’m a nigga who fucks, hide your moms
>>154771567I had a girlfriend once who needed to go to Planned Parenthood for an abortion, and I highly recommend it, 5 stars
just took my sweatpants off, i am ready for puck drop
>>154771590thank you gary
>>154771567im 24yo with 3 kids
it feels very disturbing having to root for vegas
>>154771609that one dweeb might start posting pictures of japan again lmao
Im eating pepperoni pizza pops and scooping out the insides on to all dressed chips and then im going to stuff the dough with chips and eat it
Why today no hockey?
>>154771567I have 2 sons. Off from work sick so im watching despicable me with them and watching the hockey on my phone.
>gangsta's paradise
>>154771641Maybe you'd feel better if you did some gambling and some harder drugs
ITS 8:15DROP THE FUCKING PUCK
>>154771658Anthems are already over streamer
thank god they dont have the jeet calling the game
>>154771647king shit
>>154771609>hart is a rapist and shouldn't be allowed to play>vegas is a dirty team>colorado deserves to win
my dog is howling
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154771663
Digits have told me Avs will light up Hart and win.
ITS KNIGHT TIME
never realized marner was such a powerplay fraud
did torts rape correct marner or what?
THIS IS THE ANTHEMTHROW ALL YOUR HANDS UP
>no jert on commentaryThat one anon will be pleased
>scoreless draw in Colardo
>>154771689You just know she is into some freaky shit.
>>154771663Sorry this is Western conference hockey. We don't give a fuck about your bedtime.
if this was the habs sabres game it would already be 3-1
avs going in raw, no consent on carter tonight.
good evening bros
SIT DOWN
>>154771716evening, lad >pour yourself a cup of ambition
>vegass vs. ass :DDDDD
>>154771641use a fake name to post here, SEAN for example
marner still floating around as usual
>>154771762marner the unflushable
>>154771703probably flicks her bean to yaoi
Talk about a slurper
why is the thread dead? do these teams not have fans?
eating Skittles
>>154771789hatewatching doesn't work when everyone hates both teams
>>154771789rapey showed up and everyone left
>>154771789/hoc/ is driven by hate watching 3-4 teams.
Gay anal buttsex with Gary Bettman.
>>154771789Lots of people sperged out after the habs won and got banned
>>154771789no scaaaaaaar
>>154771789The Nashville Predators are not playing.
>>154771810
>>154771811fuck i wish i was here for that, would have been rad
>>154771811I was already in bed
waiting for my reffies to show up
It was just polposting you didnt miss shit
cam't see the puck
>>154771825you can always tell the asspain is at a maximum when the tards start arguing about taxes.
playing w/my balisong (trainer) rn
>>154771789Nobody actually watches teams from the Western conference.
bump
How about a Flames thread next?
>>154771845The Oiler hate watchers would like to have a word with you.
where's Stormy?
>>154771868if there's no Stormy, I won't watch
>>154771853make it blues
teams aside from the laffs, soilers, habs, rags, flames, and nuckies are practically irrelevant to /hoc/. nobody cares enough about the rest of the league to hate watch them.
>>154771864We just watch to see McDavo choke for the billionth time. It's a modern tradition at this point.
>>154771887>laffs, soilers, habs, rags, flames, and nuckiesIs this why all the American posters are always so bitter? No one cares about their teams other than the rags.
It's refreshing to see teams that actually play well.t. Habs fan
>>154771868>>154771877Stormy's smart stick isn't working
leafs are one of the few real teams in the league.
>>154771901I'm upset they collapsed so early this year.
>>154771913Yeah real SHIT
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
both these teams are gay
i tried to make a thread four times andbit didn't accept my captcha
So Burns is a faggot with a hairy potter tattoo? Like I needed more reasons to hate that piece of shit.
Uhhh cuck??
Can the next thread be, please?
No point in making a new thread until the habs play tomorrow.
>>154771947Are you surprised a Sharks player is gay?
>not waiting until Page 10 to post a new thread
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