hawthorne v adelaide
Collingwood Pendlebury's
>>154775879kek
>Foxtel to unveil 'Pendles Cam' for milestone match>A dedicated camera will follow Collingwood champion Scott Pendlebury's every move at the MCGhttps://www.afl.com.au/news/1523369/foxtel-to-unveil-pendles-cam-for-milestone-match
How many points will sydney smash geelong by?
>>154775927go swans btw iykwim haha
>>154775927-30
>>154775917why is this league so fucking cringe?
>>154775917
>>154775927this is going to be the swans toughest game desuchead ground + the scumps give away frees like candy whenever the game's closeall that said I still have sydney winning by 5-11 points
*makes you seethe*
Gay Faggot Club lmao
>>154776242but enough about collingwood
shitney are frauds and haven't beaten anyone without an asterisk yetgeelong will rape them
>>154776413so true
>>154775917cringe. hope he gets heemed badly.
>>154776413this but fraudmantle
geelong are going to be scary next year with butters and greene
In Sydney to see Mogwai, any of you fat fucking retards want to get your jaw atomized?
>Mogwai
>>154776496grace bros15 minutes champ
>mogwaimad uncage in here. hope the venue has wheelchair access for you old folks
man this dedicated fan cam for pendle is embarrassing, is there some etiquette for players in milestone matches like this, i really hope someone breaks his leg or something
>>154776553ong
I had a couple mouthfuls of my wife's breast milk today, tasted sweeter and less creamy than cow's milk
>>154776585How fat are her tits atm?
>>154776592huge. i think she is up to an f or g cup now
>>154776603Fuck yeah brah
>brah
>higgins getting some kind of knee surgery>played in WAso saints are going to play lance 'faggot' collard right? i'm sure they were trying not to but idk if they have a choice now
fuck off you cuntim not joking or fucking aroundi can tell your a cunt so fuck off
>>154775917the did this for j cameron last year as well
Someone make a new thread
NOW
gay sex looms
>>154776704Go freo btw
>normie wedding photo>comment: "You blokes scrub up alright hehehe"
There is no god, no satan, no heaven, and no hell. They're all made up
>>154776649What’s your fucking problem?
>>154776714wrong
https://youtu.be/DenvjUCyKFg
>>154776724>God, Satan, heaven are real because...well they just are, ok
>>154776729I have no idea about the rest, but God, in some form, is obviously realI consider myself an agnostic theist
I wonder where I stand in the "amount of hours gooned in lifetime" rankings
I'm a Pagan Buddhist
>>154776714prove it>>154776724prove it
>>154775855I suddenly want hungry jacks
can anyone explain why the afl seem to always choose the most cringeworthy thing possible? is it some sort of humiliation ritual?
>>154776744Same
>>154775855>/alf/anyways are we stoked for the iggs to ruin the big event?
>>154776795it's not the same now when it's an indian making it with no gloves on also the buns are probably mouldy as per usual
>>154775917God I hope they lose.
I'm a pagan abo
>>154776800yes, they are laughing because they can make the game worse and worse and people will still watch
>>154776714This is a post made by someone who hasn't lived a full life. Only real niggas have experienced all of these things and know them to be true. Waah I want physical proof of the metaphysical. Ain't happening son, you have to walk through that door and drugs and chemicals ain't it.
>>154776703are those screens really from a movie? is he supposed to be the embodiment of drumpf or something?
fuck my peasant life winter is depressing idk how you introverts love it so much
What am i photoshoppin' tonight cunts? something AFL related, and not gay. which i guess is a oxymoron.
>>154776838photoshop afl players into historical photos from major world events of the past
>>154776841sounds funny, alright.
ay srilanka tourlad you seeing the elephants and shit?
>>154775879iggs men (man) never miss with their ocbeacon of hope for this community god bless the iggyb
>>154776838do pendlebury sucking cock
>>154776860troof
Dinners in the oven. Washing's put away. Dog's fed. Time to turn on Jellyfin. Tonight's Kino? The Terror season 1
>cooks his food>washes his clothes>owns a dog>uses some propitiatory spyware to watch his tvyou sound like an npc
>>154776885Any good?
feeding your dog before you eat will just signal to your dog that he's the master and your his servant.
>>154776894Oh yes and it's a 1 season and done kind of story
>>154776898dogs don't think like us doofus they just exist
>>154776907um when did I say that lolz
>>154776898this. i only feed my dog once a week and always at random times in the middle of the night and sometimes ill spray him with the hose when he eats, he knows whos boss round ere
>>154776838fred jumper and players head on this, 3 fried dimmies and a potato cake thanks mate
>>154776635meant bra iykwim haha
my dog has kidney disease and is slowly dying and i will not be able to handle it once he disappears from my life
>>154776963who gives a shit, it's a fucking dog lmao
>>154776968applied for a heart yet mate
>>154776968what a juvenile response, grow up
Fuck dogs and their dumb arse owners
jacked off instead of doing anything productive again
>>154776963maybe you should not have fed it processed slop all day
serong outsupercoach/fantasybros, consider this warning a gift
hang in there lads, it'll get better. only a few more decades of this until retirement.
Not sure Nick Daicos will like all the attention Pendlebury is getting. Hearing he's going to leave the club (to Tasmania) over it.
>>154776963sorry to hear that man, when my dog died i was a mess, just finished highschool and he got put down in front of me, literally went limp in my arms
>>154776704go pies btw
>>154777034see>>154775879
>>154776841
The fuck is going on. Are you worthless wankstained dogbrained fuckhead spastic loser maggots posting in another thread?
caleb serong is another useless deadshit cunt fuckwit seagull shitter
>>154777089i have my filters set up to pin /afl/ at the top of the shatalogue not /alf/ prease understand
>>154777094I see. Didn't notice this because it was near the top of my catalogue
can't care about crows season games at all after last year
>>154777065nice work mate, have a (You)
>>154777108gotta be in it to win it
>>154776934
>>154777124kek thanks legend
who is even playing tonight kek. probably some lame forgettable match like geelong vs an interstate team at their glorified county ground
>>154776496mogwai aren't real, theyre a madeup creature in the gremlins movie. You gonna buy that big bridge to impress your 46yr old high-school sweetheart too?
>>154776574sounds like its great oppurtunity for some extra untaxable impossible to quantify endoresements and product shilling. an extra free mill, easy;.
>>154777065I'm not stealing it, I'm making a copy and treasuring it in tribute to nBarry, My Sydney Swans and how much we like bashing gooks ahaving sex with their women and eating their food whilst shitting on their culture.
Wish I was more assertive and aggressive. I have had some absolute low points as a grown man getting abused by other grown men
brisbane pay 50c for trainsyou know why? theres about three trains in the entire fleetyou get what you pay for what a retarded government
>>154777234thanks for the laugh champ
>at the gf’s friends house last night for dinner>friend and her partner are complaining about how they’ll never afford to own a home>pays $900 a week to rent in Brunswick>suggest they move to the outer suburbs as it’s cheaper to buy out there>gets all defensive and say they can’t give up her lifestyle
NEW>>154777253>>154777253>>154777253
I couldnt find this thread because the subject is not AFL
no one on earth cares about this game tonight
Real new>>154777248>>154777248>>154777248
>>154775855what the HELL is wrong with this nigga?
we don't need 3 threads you spastics
Wahhhheeeey multiple threads
why are gws playing adelaide in tassie
3 threads? I don't know what to do and I'm freaking out
>>154777259they wont even afford a house if they move to Craigieburn or Pakenham
why are /nrl/ making threads for us?
bonjour
threadspergs gonna threadsperg
they think they aren't obvious
im seeing double8 alfs
Crows win this and you dont know a thing about footy if you think otherwise. Hawks are well off the boil. Crows are building.
>mac andrewmatt hill already fucking up fuck up CUNT
what in fucks name is this camera angle
I detest this camera angle
>>154777305I thought Mac Andrew played for Gold Coast? Is that him suited up for the Hawks this week?
>>154777295bon nuit mon ami
nah actually cant watch this shitseen better cameras for a live stream of some suburban shithole afl has done it again with a ripping thursday fixture
>>154777306>>154777307Dwayne says the construction means there is no where to mount a side on camera, not sure though I’m not watching
screw this I'm gonna go watch the rugby league and suck off my boyfriend
>>154777322yep it sucksshit ground made shitter by half of it being closed offcan't hear the umps at allpossibly interesting game being forced to be played in a weird place because one of the teams wants money (even though they already have money)
the camera angle is fine, whats so bad about it
Just pay some money and put up some fucking scaffolding in the centre of the fucking ground. They have ruined my entire day. All day ive waiting for this and look at it. A steaming pile of shit camera angle. Im done
chols big cock throws him off balance
misso didn't like that one
>>154777334or dont play prime time games in a stadium under constructionor dont play games there at all fucking spastic cunts running the afl
>>154777334Just pretend you’re watching some coates league kino
>>154777342thisi can tolerate the odd game in darwin or alice or some shit when its at a weird time and clash, not a prime time one
anyone else gym when afl is on? can't be fucked sitting watching this
>>154777342why would thety bother to do anything even remotely "good"? you'll just bitch and whine and moan regardless
are all these people cheering for hawthorn going to change teams in a couple of years?bit cuckish no?
I don't even watch footy i just post in here cus you're my only mates
crazy how the nrl discord buttbuddies planned this thread splitting attempt lmao. it's crazy.oh well the media might get a tip off of a certain nrl discord that shares nudes of nrlw players next week
>>154777361i hope you don't really feel this way
>>154777366You best be sharing those photos with me mate
How many threads have you shitstained drunks made
>>154777332Holy paid afl shill
crazy how there are anons like >>154777366 who blame shitposting on /nrl/ - when its /afl/'s own posters doing it
troof, i honestly laugh every time they blame on /nrl/
>the boundary commentator is le cold xd!!!same old tropes watching this shit im over it all
This thread, the one you’re all posting in is the work of nrlspergs, why would an Alfa make a thread with a misspelled subject line, that’s why I made a new thread because it’s pmo
>>154777382oddly defensive
>>154777382Nice try you nrl plant. We all know it's you trying to confuse and divide us but I'm not your dumb average poster, I'm smart and i know what you're up to
shut the hell up faggot it was an honest mistake/typo
>>154777390TRVTHNVKE
>>154777396Mate you are not connected with reality, /nrl/ does not care about afl or these pointless internal battles. Go right now and try to start a flamewar in /nrl/ against /afl/, at best you'll get told to go back here - if not ignored.In the last thread nrl there was this>>154731565>Fuck, get a life mate>I don't watch afl and they don't watch nrl. No one gives a shitThe cold hard reality is that all the /afl/ shitposting is from /afl/
absolute semen slurper of a game. and not cos of the camera angle which is fine and nowt wrong with it but these two teams are ass
>>154777428yep, syd and fred are the only 2 teams really in it this year
>>154777390We adapt, we know where the energy is.NRLfools try to divide and conquer but the only thing they can divide is an ass crack
>>154777428shall we discuss something interesting ITT then?
>>154777006Should be alright, if O'Meara can cover his role after face surgery
Never really watched nrl but I do think it's objectively better than afl simply because of how needlessly over regulated and complex the latter has become
>>154777439o'meara isn't playing, wagner is
>>154777442Six again.
>>154777432>the biggest frauds of all time>contenderslol
>>154777442afl was at least good at one pointnrl has always been shit
>>154777445Probably better, Wagner has more match fitness and just copped a week for concussion iirc
Might watch something else night lads
>>154777456mate I haven't watched football at all this year, /afl/ is not about thatI'm sure as more anons get bored we will get some unhinged spergouts about something
both these teams colours give me a headache, so unaesthetic and shit looking
as little as i understand this beats watching the nba any day of the week
whyd /nrl/ make him do it?
>>154777468very, very, very low bar to clearI cannot think of one thing that has been improved by black people>inb4 musicwhite people made it good
shut the fuck up you mutt no one asked
nba is better than nfl
What's Sam showing them on the iPad?
ive seen enough, post the gay porn
>>154777777Looms
Is this match really as bad as you blokes are saying?
NBA is not better than NFL, not even close
Think of how many more snow games we will have when Tassie enters the comp
>>154777494chatGPT game plansHere’s the basic Hawthorn gameplay identity right now:Fast rebound from defence — they love turning turnovers into quick attacks.Run-and-carry football — lots of overlap handballs and players sprinting in waves.Forward-half pressure — small forwards chase hard and force mistakes.Attacking kicks through the corridor instead of always playing safe on the wing.Young flair players creating energy and unpredictability.Flexible positioning — midfielders and half-forwards rotate constantly.Key players in the style:Nick Watson — electric small forward pressure and goals.Will Day — smooth midfielder driving transitions.James Sicily — intercept defender and playmaker.Jack Ginnivan — crafty forward pressure and goal sense.Karl Amon"] — elite outside running.Analysts have described Hawthorn as one of the AFL’s strongest teams at blending both “surge” football and controlled possession styles.A simple way to describe Hawthorn gameplay:“Win the ball, move it fast, pressure hard, and attack before the defence sets up.”If you want, I can also give you:a real AFL 26-style Hawthorn tactics setupa beginner guide to playing like HawthornHawthorn’s best 22 lineupor a video breakdown of their gameplay style.
>>154777501agree completelyrunning up and back and chucking threes and flopping is absolute shit to watchbasketball is very fun to play though
>>154777499it's even worse
Playoff basketball is better than every other american sport.
>>154777501Basketball is shit. Nfl is good but too many breaks
>>154777501Yes it is you fucking faggot
>>154777510Thanks chadGPT
American sports are shit, but I respect them for having their own sports and making good movies about it. Fuck eurotrash sports.
You lads not even enjoying the Hawks losing?
American football is the worlds worst sport
Why is Sam Mitchell so mad?
>>154777519ive learned to ignore and zone out for NFL ads, i see it as a trade off for an absolutely premium product, it's the best thing that comes out of murica
this is the 3 billion dollar tassie stadium? I remain unimpressed
Soccer is the most simple to understand engaging spectators sport. There's a reason it's the most popular sport in the world and why half of Australia doesn't even know the rules of afl
for me? it's the nhl
>>154777549third world sport
I don't like any sport anymore
>>154777551based
>>154777549*win's 1-0 via penalty*
If you like NFL you're a massive faggot
>>154777551I unironically can't see the puck
everytime i see michalanney i go michalanney are you ok
hope you blokes are looking forward to most of the tassie team's games looking like this
yeah def not worth arguing with alf on whether NFL is shit or not. such a weird thing to try start a tiff over lol
Crazy to think the nrl is expanding into INTERNSTIONAL territory and alf is expanding into.. hobart
>>154777591Its not just shit its the worst sport in the world
>>154777591I reject your concession.
we need a new scandal to revive /alf/
>>154777613just dump the nude leaks again
>low scoring>shit location>shit umpswhat a fucking shitshow this game is
he rushed it in line with the 9. dumbcunt scumps
>>154777650yeah hard to say, looked on the 9 in which case should default to saying it's in the 9 to give benefit of the doubt
Which way, White man?
The hawks? On fire.
Sports are for poofters, real patriots pay attention to Q drops only
Yall niggas excited for the commonwealth games?
gross slags
newcombe is poothetic, LOVES throwing his arms out
remember to check in on your mob and have a yarn
>NO, THINK OF THE HECKIN HEAD TRAUMAHate modern media btw
>turn on footy>watch umpires gift one team goals>turn off footysports betting has ruined this sport, it's rigged as fuck
gonna check in on my uncle and knock him out like he's never been out before unna
Wait, was RC right???
>>154777685when and where? i guess i'm down for some gymnast slags
>>154777718july in glasglow
David King is a dumb fuckhead kek
>>154777727kek so true
don't know if I care about the get tonight
Fuck Betts is awful
>>154777738feels a bit hollow with how dead the board is right now
sometimes i find the anticipation of masturbating almost more pleasurable than the act itself
>>154777742and the fact that we're thread split and the football is at its absolute nadir
post the gay porn NOW
>>154775879kek but sex gifs poster is a Lions poster.
dreamtime at the g tomorrow
iggs
>>154777777Oh no. The mad man has done it
>>154777777kek another /afl/ gettruly unstoppableonya iggslad
>not using /afl/ in the opFuck you I spent ages looking for this thread
>>154777777Oof
Dreamtime at the G, geez I’m excited gonna be some elite performances pre game
>>154777777IGGS
>>154777777DA IGGS
>>154777777Just checking
>>154777777ominous signs for pendles big game
>>154777777we're marawarwalitj marawarand we're here to show you why
alf runs spee
>>154777777SIX SEVENSSIX SEVENS
>>154777777holy crisp
>>154777810Even on our worst day they couldn't stop the juggernaught that is /alf/
The afl needs to legalise those nfl gloves Travis Cloke wore and all players should wear them. The games a better spectacle when players aren’t dropping everything
iggs prelim 26 comfirmed
>>154777810thread splitshit gameno worries
Yep bring back gloves guaranteed aura increase for the sport
mitch fillforp
>>154777777
UMPS ARE ON THE TAKE
>>154777855this lil nigga has been on my mind fr
i think gloves will increase finger dislocations
crows are on dire
crazy that alf is the most active thread on /sp/ a decent amount of the timetime zone thing yes but it's still way busier than most generals
this is a genuine dick sucker of a game
>>154777777I dont get it but by god I support it.
>a potentially good game ruined because the peepoos want to steal money from tassie one last timeebic
Fuck baby yoda
adelaide is SHIT
>>154777915you'd go to jail in your country if you got it
>>154777767The face of modern Australia
>>154777915PLEASE watch our sport.
>>154777855My honest reaction
shannon neale would never
this shit is awful
>>154777944get 28 touches before 3QT? true
Missus just yelped
>>154777944shouldn't even be playing, spastic crows staff are playing him clearly injured instead of walker who could play
Out of 10, how much did the straight sets buck break the crows?
FOUR ON THE FLOORWITH MABIOR
tattoos are ugly as shit and are for mental case and sluts
Never seen such a large raid as I'm seeing on /tv/ right now.
>>1547779542018/10
thinking crows will be in the market for a few more of those (goals that is)
callum a-CK chee
>>154777937I see the Crows from Adelaide have German colours... how 2 watch?>>154777932What makes you say this?
>>154777963the /qa/ raid on /tttt/ was probably bigger
>>154777978SA was settled by Lutheran refugees from East Germany.
*sound of hail falling on rocks*
>>154777978https://www.fctv33.com/aussie-rules.html
I choose not to fight mnd
>>154777978St Kilda have the better German colours
>>154778014bro wtf
I fight mnd by not having jew poison injected into me
Never seen an abo jumper that didn’t look like complete shit
>>154778023i'm just not going to buy the beanie
>>154778032My favourite part is how people pretend it looks great.
>>154777999Ty!>>154778020>goofy name>colours like my football Club>the saints Ok Im in. Lifelong Stan Kilda here. Wat nou?
>>154777978They're called Kuwarna, bigot.
Crazy that my air purifier picks up when I drop my guts
>>154778040>Wat nou?Pain.
yea youre not fooling anyone
cheat ground
>>154778056BASED believes nothing poster
>>154778054Do they, dare I say, suck?
crows gf spotted
Lads, Callum just posted
Ah Chee just posted
ah jeez callum
>>154778074they have the grimmest history but no one would accuse you of bandwagoning
KEK get fucked hawks get fucked MitchellCrowies got this
>>154778094Lfg, my type of team. Redpill me on my Saints
ginni back to his old tricks
>>154778106
>Please Lord let Sam Mitchell keep yelling and yelling until he can never wake up
bro is blue
Hawks are going to bottle it again
>>154777777crisp x
>>154778116thought his shirt said pornmight as well post some now
>9.11crisp score
>>154777777HOLYYY CRISPMAS!!!https://youtu.be/e0UOew2Fc-c
reckon dawson should simply have kicked the goal there
>>154778116Based Favstian spirit cringelord
>>154778142i reckon is brother shouldnt have robert wallsed
Fuaark i know that would hurt
why does the afl force fans of the away team and neutral fans to watch this slopit benefits one club (financially) and makes it a boring spectacle for everyone else
>Behind, behind, behind, behind, behindTasmania NEEDS a roof if they want to see good football.
>>154778171They need to build a roof over the whole state
Ching chong bing bong has kicked it
a 2 point game at utas how good so good so good
...loom?
Wizard pretty much won the game there if it were not for his spud teammates.
>>154778186Not again, please
>>154778186i'm thinking it
IT’S ALL ABOUT ME
>>154778186Would need a lot of behinds to get there, so quite likely.
south australia is the grimmest football state
we loomin’
loom
tasmanians look like such cucks going to the footy in such cold weather
>>154778225AHH
>*misses*REVITUPmpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8
loombros
>meek staying down to try stop play, doesn't work, then suddenly gets up instantlyslime mitchell with his cheating tactics again
>>154778236just hawkroach things
>>154778230>b-but i-if rankinegonna be glorious
>>154778225bogged whorelooks like Cher got fucked by the Saw puppetunironically would not bang
game ogre
Can these guys not hold the ball?
shitelaide blows
do you think chols cock has shrivelled in the cold?
Both team are garbage
>75-66based 2002 grand final scores
why do so many afl players not shepard, i don't get itsome do but the majority just let the opposition run free to fuck over the guy they just handpassed it toit's so fucking stupid
CHEAT GROUND
fuck up banesperg
>>154778268>blows whistle>BLOCK!
It's an absolute DISGRACE that Watson was allowed back on the ground after heeming himself. Are Hawthorn using the """doctor""" from Port Adelaide?
>>154778280they only call blocks in marking contests these days, bumping someone or holding your arms out after a handball is fine
>>154778283Dwarves have different physiology, he returned results within the threshold for his kind.
>>154778287you're kidding, right?they are super, super strict on the bump these days, it's fucking pathetic
At least 5 roach goals camp from the umps
>>154778268You can shepherd and let your teammate dispose of the ball without pressureOR you can not shepherd, your teammate will then have pressure applied so will likely handpass it back to you so you get +1 possession and get to kick the ball.
Just watched the Watson post game interview. Guy is concussed as fuck lel.
>>154778296Same thing is gunna happen in the collingwood game.
>>154775855is this dude gonna be ok?
>>154778366
>>154778366>>154778383https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE77-c8i3uE
>>154778389ALL ABOARD THE MURDER TRAIN
>>154778389It’s nostalgic seeing old yt comment sections and how they didn’t have threads when replying to others so a lot of the comments make no sense
>>154778418He looks like some huge Stormtrooper you'd meet in a trench during ww1But the cunt was cool.
>>154778418
Why is Eggfooty such a cuck?
>>154778505Hes a Brisbane supporter
>been working too hard>decide to set up a dedicated gaming PC to chill out with some hearts of iron 4>installed pop os a second ago>have already forgotten the password I set and can't get inFUCK I'M SO FUCKING COOKED, FUCK BEING A WAGIE, FUCK
This Pendles celebration week has shown the nastiness of some non pies on here. You can’t claim to be kind if you post spiteful things.
>>154778558They're just seething boomer harvey fanboys
fuck ©ollingwood and fuck pendlebu®yimagine defending the black and white jewgo fucking buy some pendles merch you stupid ©ollingwood goy
what happened to this place
>>154778627
/nrl/ spammed gay porn a few times and jannies let it happen
>>15477862750,000 used to live here... now it's a ghost town
Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies
>>154778627many ropedonly the dull remain
foy
>>154778627Reddit won.
*rips arse*
>>154778672sniff
nasty lop sided tits whore why do you only post ugly bitches fuck off
ew
Nothing wrong with some lopsided tits and hairy clunge
crisp
Clunge is a funny word
>>154778906just got sucked off by this at a rnt
>>154778906Grim bush for an Asian lady and real Chinese quality on those breasts.
>>154779005lopsided tits are kino if you cant decide if you like big or small tits
there's only one tony lockett
Here comes Nasiah! Max's broken free!Wanganeen-Milera to King!
you fuckheads need to pull your heads in and check the catalogue before making threads, and especially putting /afl/ in the title instead of alf. no-one knew which thread to post in.
>>154782187>no-one knew which thread to post in.No one was posting because it's a dead game. Just check the TV figures for AFL vs NRL (or the /nrl/ postcount).
gma
