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Dodgers
>>154788481kek anaels, Arte will be alive for atleast the next 10 years too btw
God, please keep weirdos away.
AL BEAST.NO EXPLANATION. NO CONTEXT. JUST PURE DIVISIONAL PROPAGANDA. THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE SAY RIGHT BEFORE THE New York Yankees WIN 7 STRAIGHT, DROP A 12-RUN INNING ON SOME POOR BULLPEN, AND SOMEHOW TURN A .500 AUGUST INTO “WE’RE BACK” SEASONAL LORE.BUT THEN YOU LOOK AROUND AND THE “BEAST” IS REALLY JUST FOUR TEAMS TAKING TURNS BEING MID WITH OCCASIONAL SPIKES OF VIOLENCE. ONE NIGHT THE Rays LOOK UNSTOPPABLE. NEXT NIGHT THEY’RE STRANDING RUNNERS LIKE IT’S A SKILL CHALLENGE. THE Yankees THROW A SHUTOUT AND FOLLOW IT WITH A GAME WHERE NOBODY CAN SCORE WITH THE BASES LOADED. THE Blue Jays EITHER LOOK LIKE A PLAYOFF TEAM OR A GROUP PROJECT WHERE NOBODY SHOWED UP TO CLASS. THE Red Sox JUST EXIST IN A CONSTANT STATE OF “how are we still doing this.”AND YET EVERY FANBASE STILL CALLS IT THE “BEAST” BECAUSE EVERY DIVISION NEEDS A MYTH. SOMEWHERE A Chicago Cubs FAN IS WATCHING THIS AND THINKING “at least we have historical trauma instead of whatever this is,” WHILE A New York Mets FAN IS ALREADY PREPARING A 9-TWEET THREAD ABOUT WHY THE ENTIRE LEAGUE IS FRAUDS BY JULY.
DODGERS ANIME IPPEITHIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN BASEBALL ENTERS ITS FINAL FORM. ONE MINUTE YOU’RE WATCHING THE Los Angeles Dodgers AND EVERYTHING IS NORMAL — HIGH PAYROLL, PERFECT SWINGS, SOME GUY HITTING .310 LIKE IT’S A TUTORIAL MODE. NEXT MINUTE THE WHOLE TEAM STARTS FEELING LIKE AN ANIME ARC WHERE EVERY CHARACTER HAS A SECRET SIDE STORY AND A POWER-UP SEQUENCE MID-INNING.AND THEN THERE’S IPPEI. NOT EVEN A PLAYER. JUST A GUY IN THE BACKGROUND WHO SOMEHOW BECAME A PLOT TWIST. IN ANY OTHER SPORT THIS IS A FOOTNOTE. IN DODGERS BASEBALL THIS IS A 12-EPISODE MINI-SERIES WITH FLASHBACKS, DRAMATIC MUSIC, AND A COURTROOM ARC THAT LASTS LONGER THAN SOME TEAMS’ POSTSEASONS.YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR THE OPENING THEME STARTING WHEN SHOHEI STEPS INTO THE BATTER’S BOX. SLOW ZOOM. CROWD SILENT. COMMENTATOR VOICE GOES LOW. SOMEWHERE A New York Mets FAN IS WATCHING LIKE “why does this team always feel like a Netflix documentary halfway through production,” WHILE A Chicago Cubs FAN JUST WANTS TO TALK ABOUT DEFENSE BUT IS FORCED TO LEARN LORE HE NEVER CONSENTED TO.AND THE CRAZIEST PART IS THE DODGERS DON’T EVEN REACT. THEY JUST KEEP HITTING HOMERS, WINNING GAMES, AND EXISTING LIKE NOTHING IS HAPPENING. IT’S LIKE AN ANIME WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER IGNORES THE ENTIRE PLOT AND STILL WINS EVERY FIGHT ANYWAY.
>>154788544it’s just one guy who is in the middle of one of these.
“Baseball starts on Memorial Day, you shouldn’t care about the standings until then.”THAT’S A CRAZY TAKE BECAUSE BY MEMORIAL DAY THE Los Angeles Angels HAVE ALREADY PLAYED 45 GAMES, LOST 23 ONE-RUN GAMES, AND SOMEHOW MANAGED TO BOTH LOOK LIKE CONTENDERS AND A FIRE DRILL DEPENDING ON THE INNING.THE New York Mets ARE ALREADY IN FULL “ARE WE SELLERS OR BUYERS OR SPIRITUALLY INJURED” MODE BY THEN. SOME FAN IS WRITING A 2,000-WORD POST ABOUT A RELIEVER’S SPIN RATE WHILE THE TEAM IS STILL BELOW .500. AND THE Chicago Cubs HAVE ALREADY GONE THROUGH THEIR ANNUAL CYCLE OF “this might be the year” “pain” “actually we’re kind of back” “pain again.”BASEBALL STANDINGS DON’T WAIT FOR MEMORIAL DAY. THEY START ACCUMULATING CHAOS IN APRIL AND JUST KEEP COMPOUNDING IT. BY JUNE YOU’RE NOT “EARLY SEASON ANYMORE,” YOU’RE JUST LIVING WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF EVERYTHING THAT ALREADY HAPPENED.SO IF ANYTHING, MEMORIAL DAY ISN’T THE START OF BASEBALL — IT’S THE POINT WHERE EVERYONE FINALLY STOPS PRETENDING THEY HAVEN’T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION THE WHOLE TIME.
that's it. that's enough. i'm never rooting for this team ever again. i'm switching to college softball.
I HAVE ACHIEVED POSTING SPEED BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION. THE STANDINGS ARE WHISPERING. THE ANGELS GAME IS STILL ON IN MY HEAD. SOMEONE CALL TIME ON THIS THREAD BEFORE I START PROJECTING WAR CALCULATIONS INTO THE WALLS.
THIS is the heart of the New York Mets fandom?? I’m literally outside and it’s just a street sign and silence. No life, no movement, just concrete and emotional avoidance.Where the hell is everybody at? Y’all only exist behind apartment doors and burner accounts. The second the Mets do something good it’s like the entire city spawns in for 12 minutes, then vanishes again like a loading screen.I swear this fanbase doesn’t live in reality, you just rotate in and out based on bullpen performance. One blown save and it’s post-apocalyptic NYC. One walk-off and suddenly it’s a parade.I looked at a street sign and felt more stable than the entire timeline.
>>154788554He has bipolar disorder, poor guy, get well soon.
doyers
Sneks
THAT’S IT. THAT’S ENOUGH. I’M ALWAYS ROOTING FOR THIS TEAM. I’M A New York Yankees FAN AND I HAVE ACCEPTED MY ROLE IN THE CYCLE.EVERY SEASON IS HOPE, ARGUMENTS, ADVANCED STATS, “THIS IS OUR YEAR,” AND THEN ONE RANDOM INNING WHERE EVERYTHING FALLS APART.SEE YOU ALL NEXT GAME. I’LL BE BACK. I ALWAYS COME BACK.
IT WAS PREDICTABLE AND EQUALLY AS PAINFULTHAT’S THE ENTIRE EXPERIENCE OF BEING A New York Yankees FAN IN ONE SENTENCE. YOU DON’T EVEN GET SURPRISED ANYMORE. IT’S LIKE YOUR BRAIN SEES THE SEQUENCE STARTING IN THE 7TH INNING AND JUST GOES “YEAH, I KNOW HOW THIS MOVIE ENDS.”SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT YOU STILL GET HOPE. A COUPLE HARD CONTACT OUTS, MAYBE A WALK, MAYBE A “WE’RE DUE” COMMENT FROM SOME GUY IN THE GAME THREAD. THEN THE INNING UNFOLDS EXACTLY THE WAY EVERYONE SECRETLY KNEW IT WOULD—DOUBLE PLAY, MISSED LOCATION, ONE BLOOP THAT FEELS LIKE A PERSONAL INSULT.AND IT’S NOT EVEN THE LOSS THAT HURTS. IT’S THE FAMILIARITY. LIKE YOU’VE SEEN THIS EXACT GAME IN DIFFERENT UNIFORMS 40 TIMES BEFORE. THE New York Mets HAVE THEIR OWN VERSION OF IT, THE Chicago Cubs TOO, JUST WITH SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT BACKGROUND MUSIC.PREDICTABLE. EQUALLY PAINFUL. AND SOMEHOW YOU STILL OPEN THE NEXT GAME THREAD LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.
does this schizo realize no one is reading is spam? does it matter?
GUTLESS WITH 14 STRIKEOUTS EXCEPT FOR Cody Bellinger WHO WALKED TWICETHIS IS PEAK BASEBALL DISCOURSE. A TEAM COLLECTIVELY DECIDES TO SWING THROUGH EVERYTHING IN THE ZIP CODE, THEN ONE GUY JUST SAYS “I’M GOOD” AND WALKS LIKE IT’S A PERSONAL SELF-CARE DAY.YOU CAN HEAR IT IN THE BOX SCORE TOO. FOURTEEN STRIKEOUTS ISN’T A GAME, IT’S A GROUP PROJECT WHERE NOBODY READ THE ASSIGNMENT. FASTBALLS GO BY, BREAKING BALLS DISAPPEAR, AND THE ENTIRE LINEUP LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE TRYING TO TIMING-DRILL A PITCHER WHO ALREADY FINISHED HIS HOMEWORK.AND THEN THERE’S BELLINGER, JUST CASUALLY TAKING HIS WALKS LIKE HE’S OPTING OUT OF THE CHAOS. TWO FREE PASSES, NO DRAMA, NO PANIC—JUST STEPPING OUT OF THE WAY WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS IN A DIFFERENT DIMENSION.A New York Yankees FAN SEES THAT AND STARTS TWEETING ABOUT “approach issues.” A New York Mets FAN CALLS IT “typical offensive inconsistency.” A Chicago Cubs FAN JUST STARES AT IT QUIETLY LIKE IT’S A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT HUMAN BEHAVIOR.BUT REALLY IT’S SIMPLE: SOME GAMES ARE SWINGS, SOME GAMES ARE STRIKEOUTS, AND SOMETIMES ONE GUY DECIDES HE’S DONE PARTICIPATING IN THE EXPERIMENT ENTIRELY.
I’M NOT EVEN MAD AT JAZZ HE’S BEEN HITTING FINE AND HE’S ALLOWED A BAD GAMEBUT THIS OFFENSE MAN… ONE MINUTE IT LOOKS LIKE A CONTENDER AND THE NEXT IT’S 14 STRIKEOUTS AND NOBODY CAN TOUCH A BREAKING BALL IN THE SAME ZIP CODEAND THEN THE DISCOURSE STARTS. “HE’S SLUMPING.” “HE’S NOT LEADING.” BRO IT’S MAY AND THE ENTIRE FANBASE IS IN FULL EMERGENCY MODE LIKE IT’S GAME 7 OF THE WORLD SERIESEVERY GAME FEELS LIKE A REFERENDUM ON THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE. ONE BAD SERIES AND WE’RE REWRITING HISTORY, PANICKING IN ALL CAPS, AND DECLARING THE SEASON OVER BEFORE MEMORIAL DAYI SWEAR THIS TEAM DOESN’T PLAY 162 GAMES… IT PLAYS 162 EMOTIONAL CRISES AND WE JUST SIT THROUGH EVERY SINGLE ONE
>>154788612klenk
SPRINGER WAS LOOKING LIKE A PEDESTRIAN NPC ALL GAME UNTIL HE SAW DOVAL AND SUDDENLY TURNED INTO PRIME TED WILLIAMS FOR ONE AT-BATTHIS IS ACTUALLY DEBILITATING BASEBALL. ONE MINUTE NOTHING IS HAPPENING, NEXT MINUTE EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING AT ONCE AND YOU’RE JUST SITTING THERE QUESTIONING WHY YOU PAY FOR THISPEOPLE SPEND HARD EARNED MONEY FOR THIS EXPERIENCE AND THE GAME JUST DECIDES TO FLIP A SWITCH IN THE 9TH LIKE IT’S A PERSONAL JOKETHIS SPORT IS NOT REAL IT’S JUST EMOTIONAL EXTREMES WITH COMMERCIAL BREAKS
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>>154788610I don’t think it matters, it’s mental illness. He’s not a kind person but he still deserves grace (imo)
A PLAYER GOING 0 FOR 4 WITH 4 STRIKEOUTS IS ACTUALLY INSANE BASEBALLLIKE HOW DOES THE SAME AT-BAT HAPPEN FOUR DIFFERENT TIMES IN ONE GAME AND NOTHING CHANGESONE MINUTE IT’S COMPETITIVE BASEBALL AND THE NEXT IT’S JUST REPEATED SWINGS THROUGH AIR LIKE THE GAME IS TESTING YOUR SANITYAND THEN YOU LOOK UP AND REALIZE THIS IS JUST ONE GAME IN 162 AND YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO ACCEPT IT AS NORMALTHE SUCCESSION IS WHAT GETS YOU. NOT ONE STRIKEOUT. NOT TWO. BUT THE FULL RESET LOOP FOUR TIMES IN A ROW LIKE THE GAME IS ACTIVELY EXTERMINATING ANY HOPE OF A RALLYTHIS SPORT IS JUST EMOTIONAL DAMAGE WITH A SCOREBOARD
CODY BELLINGER IS AN ANOMALY IN THIS LINEUP. EVERYONE ELSE GETS HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME LIKE SOME KIND OF SYNCHRONIZED EMOTIONAL WEATHER SYSTEM, AND THEN THERE’S JUST ONE GUY WHO REFUSES TO FOLLOW THE PATTERN.AND THAT’S THE PROBLEM RIGHT THERE. WHEN THE New York Yankees OFFENSE TURNS INTO A GROUP PROJECT WHERE EVERYBODY SUBMITS LATE AND MISSES DIFFERENT QUESTIONS, YOU CAN’T HAVE CONSISTENCY ONLY EXISTING IN ONE PERSON. BECAUSE THE MOMENT HE’S NOT DRIVING IN RUNS, THE WHOLE THING STARTS LOOKING LIKE A LINEUP HELD TOGETHER WITH TAPE AND OPTIMISM.THAT’S WHY IT DOESN’T FEEL LIKE IT “WORKS” AGAINST TEAMS LIKE THE Tampa Bay Rays OR Los Angeles Dodgers—NOT BECAUSE ONE PLAYER IS WRONG, BUT BECAUSE THOSE TEAMS DON’T GIVE YOU THE LUXURY OF RANDOMNESS. THEY’RE BUILT TO PUNISH ANY STRETCH WHERE 4–5 HITTERS GO COLD AT THE SAME TIME.AND THE REAL PAIN IS YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE WATCHING. IT’S NOT CONFUSING. IT’S NOT SURPRISING. IT’S JUST THE SAME PATTERN REPEATING UNTIL ONE GUY BREAKS IT FOR A NIGHT, AND EVERYONE PRETENDS THAT MEANS THE WHOLE OFFENSE IS “BACK.”
Mariners
>yankcucks need AI to generate their images and now their shit postsKWAB they couldn’t beat the blow gays either kek
I AM GOING INSANE
That Mejia pitcher for the Rockies is a comedian. Its the 2nd day in a row he conceded a walkoff loss. If that was Casparius or Vesia for the Dodgers that'd be the end of their careers
>>154788539koi
cock sucka'
>>154788805Your dad did a lot of that!
>>154788818no...NO!!
>>154788818yes…YES!!!
This is incane
I can haz slurpies :D
they're saying this may be the worst /mlb/ genny of all time
>>154788994checked!
THEY'RE SAYING THIS IS THE WORST GENNY OF ALL TIME. BUT ACTUALLY I CAN NAME YOU MANY THAT WAS WORSE. BUT I'M NOT GONNA
doggie doos
>the last home run Tatis hit was the grand slam that eliminated Israel from the WBCunironically """they""" got him....
Joe Adell robbing 3 home runs in a game really will be the highlight of the Anglels' season
>>154788539dodgers fan art drop (I'M A GANOOOOOME)
>>154789191Neck yourself
The doggie deus putting the little bro poodres in their place
peak pirate prowess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOV0w9zT2L8
Who let the tranny freaks out of their containment zone again
Bros I’m sad about kyle busch and I don’t even watch turnleft From what I understand this would be like the baseball equivalent of if trout died from a sinus infection today
https://youtu.be/rAG2djNA9Q4
Hey guys please watch the Yanks Rays today I’ll be at the game
>>154789914so does he hate rushing or not?
>>154789975no watch the Dodgers Brewers today I'll be at the game
>>154789978no, he just hates littering. it's easy to spit seeds into a cup.
Why are the lil cousin padres trying to build a 2017 Yankees teams
>>154789975I'm contacting you to confirm that I will be watching the Rays sweep the Yankees again.
IT'S UP
*wins*
>>154790265Back home to host the Nats tonight
*peaks in may*
my brewers are going to GAPE the doyercacas
>>154790319'fraid so
If Braves is a stock company does that mean /mlb/ could just buy the Braves?
>>154790250>Athletics 26-24 at .520What a bizarre team honestly. With the way they play there Royals to Orioles level in picrel
>>154790305Saaaaaaameee
>>154789978>>154789989the ONLY thing rushing did wrong. might have been gum too and landed on his shoe
Murakami raped the Cubs
>>154790377sure, it'd take some hoop jumping because of laws and shit, but i don't think /mlb/ combined could scrape together a billion dollars or whatever it would costt. knows nothing about stonks
>>154790377It is publicly traded. You can buy shares today.
>>154790429The market cap is $3.43 billion and I don't think /mlb/ can scrape up that kind of dough.
I’m dirty dan
Please fuck my ass
>>154790250>yankees get another Mickey Mouse path to the World Series
Any stock fanatics know if its possible one can short sell the Braves stock? Considering their performance on the field is good rn I'd say its not possible
>>154790511No, I'M Dirty Dan!
>>154790528>short selling stocks
>>154790528You can theoretically short it through your broker assuming there are shares available to short (i.e. you can only short it if a shareholder is willing to lend you the shares). Harder to do on smaller caps.
>>154790562I’m pin head
>>154790250>the absolute state of the A.L.And suddenly everybody has to pretend this is some impossible gauntlet run through baseball hell.
At least my Knicks won.
>>154790672Aaron Boone is probably the greatest manager of the modern Statcast era and people refuse to even entertain it because he doesn’t fit the traditional image people have of baseball greatness.No, he’s not on the level of Bruce Bochy or Terry Francona historically. Those guys have multiple defining postseason runs and decades of credibility. Boone cannot hold a flame to them in terms of legacy. But once you isolate the modern era and actually evaluate what managing has become, his résumé starts looking ridiculous.Managing the New York Yankees in the social media and Statcast era is probably the least forgiving job in baseball. Every lineup card becomes discourse. Every bullpen move becomes a national debate. Winning 95 games is treated like failure if you don’t win the World Series.And despite that environment Boone just keeps winning games and making the postseason. Different rosters, different injury situations, different expectations, same outcome. Meaningful baseball in October almost every year.People underestimate how different modern managing is compared to older eras. You’re not just running a clubhouse anymore. You’re balancing analytics departments, player egos, media pressure, load management, front office influence, matchup optimization, and a fanbase that reacts to every loss like society is collapsing.And through all of it the players clearly still buy into Boone. The clubhouse never publicly implodes. The team rarely quits on him even during ugly stretches. That matters more than fans want to admit.Could he be better tactically? Obviously. Every manager gets second-guessed now because every fan has access to matchup data and hindsight. But people talk about Boone like he’s some clueless figurehead when his actual record compares favorably to almost anyone managing in this era.
reddit has better baseball discussion
>>154790522They're about to get swept by the rays again
>>154790672>>154790758ten more years
>1-8 vs >.500 clubskek stinkees
BOONE IS THE GOAT
no one cares about the yankees
The GOAT wouldn't lose to the blow gays
Boy I'm exciting for this Rays vs Yankees matchup. Just don't see how the Yankees can handle Caminero and Diaz
>>154790802will /mlb/ survive
Guh...gaw
>>154790812It’s may. We made half of those teams >.500
>>1547908124-8 come memorial day
>>154790802Not humanly possible, doesn’t matter anyway. Rays aren’t surviving the postseason.
kek stinkees nation looking shook at the thought of another rays series
>>154790977Oh caminero and diaz are the problems, not how they play dirty July baseball with 3 bunt RBIs in à game
>>154791068What smart baseball does to the dominican mind
>>154791068>may baseball works in October Brewers status?
>>154791068Rays aren’t going to beat à full blown Toronto team with all it’s pitching nor the Yankees in October.
you know what's gonna get the yankees?its the bottom of the order. the top will do fine, but the bottom will do them in. Mullins, Fedu / Fort, Walls. They're hot lately. Too hot. Whether they bunt or its extra base hits, they're Florida hot in New Yorkand Martinez is pitchingYankees will have to score all their runs in the late innings
/mlb/ - Copeaggedon edition
ITFGTALWFP
>>154791115You know what’s gonna get the Yankees? The dodgers. If it’s anyone else you’ll be kissing #28
>>154791212dodgers arent even making the wild card this season
Rays lost20 HRs given up by Martinez vs the YanksCole no hitterAnd I get to watch in person
>>154791278the gay raped yankees
>>154791212doyers suck lil bro
>>154791307At Tropicana. Tropicana is like the Roger’s center. Turf everywhere, strange dirt, roofed. No team is winning at Tropicana in a short 3 game series. Theyre undefeated at home because of their Mickey Mouse dirt that makes judge slip and slide like he did in toronto.
>>154791324slippin and slidin into your gaped anus gaynkee lol
>>154791322How do they suck if they are back to back world champions? I mean I get if you wanna say that this roster doesn’t really compare to other teams that have repeated the World Series for example, the 98 Yankees are just a demon of a roster compared to this Dodgers roster but it’s a different era of baseball
icsamcrn
>>154791341Have you seen the infield at Tropicana? I mean even the fucking dirt is bigger over there no wonder they do all this bunting bullshit and running around. It’s like the ball just dies when it touches that red dirt.
>A mixture of sand and crushed clay is the same as dirtDo your homework on what they pour at the infield the Tropicana and then never ask me why they keep winning at home it’s pretty much the Yankees equivalent to the right field porch except when they play it they play with small ball because they know that it’s a bigger advantage on that type of turf.
The 2007 Mets are back-to-back world champions in my heart
spanks the yarks
>>154791392You split the series you goddamn idiot and you pitched like it was the World Series by throwing five different pitchers over nine innings, 1 per 1.6 innings. Enjoy getting blown up at your next series because you decided to throw your entire bullpen for a series split.
>>154791392Very nice surely you’ll be able to beat the Dodgers again despite having the same exact bullpen that blew the ninth in game 7
>>154791408>spanked
Kevin Gosman is due for regression. Possibly the worst pitcher to ever reach 2000+ strikeouts.
>>154791427/spanked/
>>154791440Oh, so blowing the game in the ninth for game seven is what triggered you good to know
>inking à 70-year old reliever to à 33 million dollar deal
What the hell thread did I just join?
>>154791346it's not 2025 any more old timer
>>154791475You wouldn’t understand the advanced analytics. Hoffman is going to have a golden year.
>>154791477Baseball starts on Memorial Day so erase all the records and start keeping track from that day forward and tell me who the best team in baseball is
>>154791448what the fuck are you talking about
>>154791500You can’t say shit that’s the problem. Get healthy, get better. No matter what you’ll never be a 27 time world champion team.
>>154791430kek spankees
>>154791509that was last seasonwe’ve moved onyou’re a SPANKED retard
>>154791514kek sri lankan faggotimagine being an ugly version of an indian toronto sanjays kek
>spankees kek
>>154791537lmao that would surely suck
>>154791537im white howeverbeit
>>154791477Wow jeets up in Canadistan are still coping
>im white howeverbeit
Is Sri Lanka à corner in Kensington or something? Why do they all look like fentanyl addicts?
knowers know im white
>>154791586Clean my feces you low caste subhuman
A Dominican is saying all this by the way
>>154791604Dominicans have done more for the white race than British niggers. Google Rafael Trujillo.
Regardless of your club affiliation, it's important /mlb/ bands together to kill the jeet invasion, lest we end up like /pol/, /tv/, /v/, etc.
>>154791627This applies to pakis as well
>bri’ish complacency Catch these hatian jeets lil fella *ships em off to you*
Why is à Britton à Mets fans?
>>154791614You expect blacks to do anything positive for the white race?
>>154791627sir it is pleasing you i am white
>>154791514Kek it do be like that
>>154791669>brittons>white English niggers aren’t whiter than Dominicans unfortunately. They gave up their right to the Aryan council of Ministers when they went against the Fuhrer and sent all those white boys in Charlie browns to die for Churchill to have another cigar and pound of bacon.
What is it like being retarded? Is it blissful ignorance or do you feel weighted down by your own incompetence?
>>154791696>>154791707À picture is worth a thousand words
>>154791682This coming from the host nation of the international jew that financed Churchgoy's war efforts. Incredible!
isn't it crazy that "people", including pacos who root for the doyers, have the same skin color as poop?
>>154791716Oh, so now I’m American because it’s convenient for you to deny my heritage to make your point
>>154791727Your skin is the same color as ham
>>154791727Is it weird when you eat ham and cheese sandwiches? like somebody shaved off a piece of your belly and put it on a piece of bread?
>denmark There are parts of Denmark that are more diverse than some of the largest cities in the United States
swampbeaner kek
>>154791727weird that you say that because every Scandinavian thats posted here for the last year has had a gay fixation with ohtani
>>154791735Chisholm is not even remotely British and you're trying to pass him off as such so I didn't see the problem.
>>154791741a pig is more intelligent than poop>>154791751how does it feel to eat nutella?
>swamp It’s a tropical paradise and I’m in your cold high-tax shithole today supporting both of my baseball teams.
>>154791776you're wrong because i've posted in the last year and i barely think about ohtani
>>154791780Nutella hazelnut spread is fucking delicious. How does it feel to eat steak? the same fucking thing brown food is fucking delicious. ham has parasites and it’s one of the dirtiest animals. If you eat swine you are a disgusting human. It’s like instead of just asking for meat, you want your meat to sweat if you eat swine you are a nasty person.
>>154791784>>154791694
why is chikky having a tantrum about the closer that fucked his stankees?
>>154791792okay mohammed
>>154791798He suffers from serious mental illness not just “le quirky autism”
>>154791792do you, perchance, hate dogs too? and women having jobs or driving?
>>154790250>angelswhat a dumpster fire
>>154791798He's retarded, but for real retarded.
>>154791830Why couldnt he just make the Angels win?
come october the dodgers will be the best team in baseball
doyercacas could barely squeak by the lowly poodres and that's with the "return" of the mighty dookie butts
I’m ready to go, will I get charged as a terrorist if I break into the gates early?
>>154791822We should all hate woman drivers and I have a couple of lovely dogs both Judge fans.
All MLB games tonight should hold a moment of silence for Kyle Busch.
>>154791880The Dodgers won the series at Pukeco Park. Yhat's all that matters.
>>154789254
Took today off for a 4 day weekend. GM and my respects to anyone who lost family while serving the U.S.
>>154791912Anon that's illegal
>>154791963I’m not doing anything illegal retard
>>154791955Hopefully many remember and then go to the recruiting office on Tuesday. Israel needs you!
>>154791955gm
>>154791985Nobody in that image is passing basic training
>>154791999naw they could pass basic chair force standards. 1.5 mile in 12 minutes / 20 push ups / 40 situps. It's a embarrassingly low bar for entry>t. Former zogbot
>>154791968You can't call cops retards
Vin skullfucky
>>154792040You can call em sir
>>154792022The Air Force is for non-retard brutes who’ll get their legs/arms blown off in a combat zone, perhaps.
>>154792047It's the only branch I can personally reference
Fuck the yankees and all yankee fans and posters
>>154792065there are plenty of freaks and weebs in the Navy too
>>154792093Tranny coded post
My Yankees (Go Yankees) are going to get bunted to death again, aren't we? Wish my Yankees bunted.
>>154791999They literally don’t care anymore, they just need warm bodies to die for ZOG
>>154791784Kek hope you die lol kek
I hate the Yankees but can’t stop thinking about them
>>154792110Bunts don’t work at real stadiums
Stankees couldn’t beat the blow gays or mest in a series lmao
>>154791990cheers m8
Brew Crew, if you promise not to sweep us in the regular season we promise not to sweep you in the postseason. Deal?
>>154792219their only world series is against the cubs
My Os going to get rained out. Going to take some molly and acid and see a show tonight instead. What is /mlb/ going to do besides watch their team lose and jerk off to cartoons?
>>154792219we're getting swept bro
>>154792275drugs are gay
>>154792275drugs are based
>>154792275Drugs are bad for you
>>154792275Hike, play some board games with friends
>Mfw Lou Pinella is still alive and kickin
>>154792362Which board game?
>>154792374>mfw there's an Alysa poster
gm mariners nation, lou kinda looks like a coffee frog (called an epep btw)>>154792374>he doesn't know
>>154792275What show?
NEBRASKA PADRES
>>154792407built for Sri Lankan cock
>>154792513yeah she's that ugly
>>154792525yeah that was the joke*touches dick tips with you to align our wavelengths*
>boston train stations Peak bugchaser heaven
>>154792467It's a local band called Family Worship Center. A twelve piece band that plays gospel funk music.https://youtu.be/BTZAYGL0hq8?si=0Q-MhPJXILwgBW4N
>>154792546Have fun, anon. Stay safe. I'm going to stay by my work computer until 3, then go pick up my daughter from school.
Should I rob the money van?
>>154792546Oh I'll also watch my team lose.
>>154792567Enjoy the three day weekend anon and be sure to try to dip out early today. We have a friend who has gone sober I should be fine tonight
Why is east Boston full of Venezuelans?
Watch out we got Nicaraguan Donald Trump parked here
why is /mlb/ extra brown/3rd world this morning? is soccer on break
rotate your images before posting them you fucking retard
do you ever wish China had a baseball culture
>>154792690They'd just cheat
>>154792690I like that China does it own thing, makes it unique
no...NO!!!
>>154792686Straight from camera roll come fight me
>>154792570Yes of course and we’ll see you on the police chase stream
KWAB of all time
>>154791727I'm yellow.
FUCK THE PADRES!
>>154792776Your 5'2 90 pounds and MY personal fleshlight
>>154791227>>154791322>falling for it again dodgers save their power level until October, they've done this for 2 seasons already
nice cope juan
They can take low power mode and shove it up their yang yang
>>154792786That's absolutely correct, and you can create a girl with it.
los doyerpacos kek
doyercacas KEK
When you think about it LA is mostly asian and Mexican so the doyers must have the highest amount of femboy fans. I always knew they were gay
>only 1 morning game>it's interleague flyoverball>it's exclusive to macintoshTV+
>>154792873makes a lot of sense
Only oldcums remember winkys charts
poodrepacos seething kek
>>154792690Best China is pretty cool baseball wise if a little overbearing
Could someone tell me the top 5 baseball stadiums with the highest percentage of white spectators?
>>154792971Anything Midwest like cubs, brewers, Pittsburgh. Also anything northwest like Mariners. I reckon Royals are whitest. Anything in the west, south east, Texas, New York is all brown.
>>154792776I’m blue daboodee daboodaidaboodee daboodaidaboodee daboodai
Anyone going to TB @ NY tonight? We can have sex in the stall…
i can tell you doyer stadium is one of the brownest
>>154792971your mom when she takes BBC on cam
>>154792989I can confirm
>>154792988I want to bang my gf at daikin but dont know a good spot to do it. Give her one el tiempo marg and shes down for anything.
Dane and stankeefag mindbroken on the same night kekkydoo ‘em!
I'm in a public bathroom and the guy in another stall is muttering to himself
you think about me
>>154792986>Marinerseverytime there's a crowd shot there's always asians and mystery meat mutts like San Francisco. They aren't as white compared to Boston and midwest teams
Twins is the whitest because it's the most Scandinavian
>>154792936rip in peace
>>154793020true their 10 fans that show up are all white
>>154792986Thank you, so there aren't many white people at Yankee Stadium either.
>>154792971pick any of the ten Central division teams
>>154793035yankee stadium is actually a refuse barge that floated to america from the dominican republic
>>154792994 Go to hell with Anaelz kek
>>154793035If you consider Italians white. Yankee stadium 2 is full of jews, Italians, Puerto Rican and mystery meat latinos. A few blacks here and there. Stankee stadium is actually located in the ghetto
>>154793050I see, I understand.
>detroit>chicago>saint louislollmaoeven
>>154792971
how long did it take you to become profitable betting on baseball?
>>154793065the blacks in detroit and st louis don't care about baseball, their crowds are white.
Janitor applications are now open. Apply here!
>>154793077I bet goatuve home run and he delivered. Won 900 cash that day. Never bet baseball before or after.
>>154793077>gambling >profit
Do not reply to chikaner
doyers are getting GAPED by the brew crew tonight, the next night, and the next evening. OUCH
>>154793087I think I am going to quit my job and be a janitor
>>154793087I’m always here. I have high intel on the Met discord servers
I’m bringing a Red Sox hat and my friends are wearing Dodgers and Astros hats.
>>154793134No...NO!
>>154793134>Dodgers hats Why do you want to get stabbed?
Does anyone know if the Braves are having a good season? I'm asking.
>>154793114Please remember these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TyBq02J8v4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YUyO7aSJCM&t=116s
fairweatherlanta kek
>>154793163it's not 2025 anymore old timer
doyers look pretty mid this season. maybe they can watch some 2025 highlights and turn the club around
Kyle Tucker... whatever happened there
>>154792971Cubs for sure
But what is he Tucking?
Pete "Suck My Dick Bitch" Crow-Armstrong
>>154793295please don't use that slur
>>154792395Root or Wingspan most likely. Maybe some Scrabble
>>154793204what do you mean? he's been fine
Pete "I'll Suck Your Dick and Eat Your Shit" Crow-Armstrong
>>154792936Devoured by raynkees fish... tragic...
I'm something of a tucker myself
>>154793016>>154792971huh?
>>154792936I 'member winky
*pitches like a 10 year veteran trapped in a rookie's body*
Not watching my beloved Doyers tonight when we got the Rays and Wankees on
Yankee stadium blog
Another easy series for the brewers this weekend
Anyone want to watch the Os tigers series? Should be a good series between two failed rebuilds
>>154793528I would never watch a baltipoor sports event
>>154792936first reds cardinals series of the year starts today and our resident redinals fan has gone missing
So Tyler Rogers is like Chad Bradford from Moneyball? Most teams had no interest in him because he looks and throws funny. But he not only the best reliever on his team, but one of the best relievers in all of baseball over the last 5 years?
>>154793087What’s the pay?
>>154793619There is no pay, but you get a good feeling knowing you are making this site a better place for everyone. I have already sent my application.
whats up whats up what the fuck is up /mlb/?
>>154789254has anyone ever coughed at this
>>154793642
>>154793672>Dr. Umar in /mlb/Teams for this feel?
I don't feel so good dodgersisters
>>154793672tmdwu
>>154793579I just watched Moneyball last week. Holy Shit I never knew how much of a scumbag Art Howe was and how he fought Billy Beane every step of the way and then was trying to take credit for all the success!Scouts really were like "I don't like this guy because his GF is Mid!"
>>154793686I have teams that I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me
Another fxcking Apple TV game
>>154788531yearly reminder that the late 90s dynastic run wasn't bought. the entire core four (jeter, mo, pettitte, posada) was homegrown value accumulated through elite amateur scouting and international signings. 4 pieces of metal in 5 years built entirely from the farm system up.
>>1547937684 faggots
>>154790250it is insane that any baseball team has a record below .400. like you have to be incredibly retarded to run a team that poorly (unless your entire rotation gets injured randomly)
>>154793802>unless your entire rotation gets injured randomlythat's been the case with tigers and astros but the other two are just poorly run
>>154793768Got any more stories from your youth, grandpa?
>>154793701>Scouts really were like "I don't like this guy because his GF is Mid!"they still are like that
>>154793822Cubs too. They’ve gotten fucked with injuries meanwhile the Brewers continue to cheat to win
>>154793672>>154793686Is that Vladdy?
>>154793768Core 4 clears the Dodgers entire lineup
*blogs*
FL to NY
>st pussy mets
I can pretty much never get banned since I’m a trucker with a new SIM card every week.
I would like to take the time to apologize for posting cringe last night. I hope /mlb/ finds it in their hearts to forgive me
>>154793929How's life as a trucker? For some reason it looked awesome to me as a kid
I would like to take the time to say fuck /mlb/ and I by /mlb/ I mean the rotating proxy trannies at the cub-met discord server
>>154793840Why would scouts care what a dude's girlfriend looks like?
>>154793976We have seen your posts in the past and know you can do better. Way to man up and admit your mistakes, just don't do it again
>be brewers>cheat>winhow do they keep getting away with it
>>154793989I get to work alone in an easy way that makes me feel good.
>>154793994Idk why would /mlb/ care what my dick looks like?
Hey you fucking 4chan forum wanderers! I'm a private person with an ex-directory phone number. So how have you got my number?
baseball starts soon
>>154794002>cheatingElaborate
>>154794005Do you ever have time to see the sights of America or are you just driving all the time?
>>154793994ugly girlfriend means no confidenceare there really people here that have never seen moneyball?
>>154793856>meanwhile the Brewers continue to cheat to winmany are saying this
>>154794018Most of the time I’m just on the highway or at a truck stop, but some of the stops are nice with some greenery and driving in certain parts of the east coast can be very relaxing
i play american truck sim from time to time. mainly haul explosives and other hazardous stuff since it pays more. i put the ball game on while i drive.
>>154794046>east coastI wanna kms every time I get on I-95
crash your truck swampbeaner
um cubbiechuds... your response?
>>154794074I-95 is easily the worst interstate highway in the country.
>>154793929Why do you have new SIM cards always
>>154794079Redpill me on the stop Jewish hate campaign
>>154794114you need to do better
ITFCB
>>154794114AIPAC has a lot of money and public opinion about Israel is plummeting recently Go Sneks btw
>>154794020Is a 6 considered "ugly"?
>>154793619>What’s the pay?
>>154793701You know it’s a movie rightArt Howe did suck ass though
attastart jamo
>>154794102I change it to troll you fucks
>>154794079So the Schizo woman in the park was right and the Pigeons were racist. That black lady shouldn't have yelled at her just because the pigeons were calling her a nigger.
Why not have every MLB game on Prime Video?
attaboy wind
>>154794163A fucking mlb franchise has a bird in black face as their mascot. Mlb is inherently racist
>>154794079>hate is for the birds does that mean it's okay to hate Jews as a cardinal fan or that your hate should be directed at the cardinals
>Friday night baseball>starts mid-afternoon
BOISE PADRES!
>>154794172I cannot answer this because I #wearthebluesquare
>>154794178the cardinals are run by a jew
>>154794079I HATE berds now!!
stfd
>>154794207It's more than just the cardinals
sit the FUCK down!!!
>>154794114It's an anti barstool movement, no idea what it has to do with >>154794144 go Mariners btw.
>>154794217i didn't know he was religious
>>154794178op here, sign was in chicago so it's telling cusb fans to direct their hatred of jews to the red berds instead
fuckin yikes
That second base umpire has a big belly
>>154794020That’s how it came up retardkun
THE GREENWICH METS
>>154794207the sky is blue
THE ALBERTA PADRES
attabloop
THE SCHENECTADY METS
THE SAN JUAN METS
>>154794074same
typical
motherFUCKer!!!
THE NEW LONDON METS INC.OWNED AND OPERATED BY SPRINGER DINGERS LLC kek
THE BUFFALO METS
村上*bows*宗隆
THE POUGHKEEPSIE METS
Friday night's game between the Cardinals and Reds at Great American Ball Park has been postponed and will be made up as the first game of a split doubleslurper on Saturday at 1:10 p.m. ET/12:10 p.m. CT.
cubtrannies kek
THE LONG ISLAND METS
THE RIDGEWOOD CUBS
scrubbies kek
THE GARY CUBS
>scrubbiesKEK
THE ROCKFORD CUBS
sit the FUCK down!!! FUCK YOU
Hubby has been too demanding lately. I’m just not a sexual person.Anyways can we sweep the athletics?
THE SAN DIEGO DODGERS
Love chikaner. Love Jay88.
>>154794491What about ryback??
>>154794456my husband can't get hard
attaeye petey fuck these asswipes
>>154794545Suck my dick bitch
FIRST TO THIRD IN A FLASH!ATTA HUSTLE PETEY
attapetey
attachoke dansby
sigh...just kill me...gakt
there's no way the scubbies lose this asstros series... right cubsisters
alright I have to go. bring home a W guys and gals
>>154794600please fuck my ass
>>154794560I'm married, incel
THE HARTFORD METS
scuba kek
no...n-no... ;_;
THE NEW HAVEN METS
kek scuba
Yale Stadiums, home of the Connecticut Mets
THE WEST HAVEN METS
Do we really need a black commentator?
>>154793908These signs are like exclusively for people being sex trafficked. First sign you should fuckin leave.
scrubbies KEK
bienvenue à Montréal, Metropolitans!
please have mercy
>>154794666thanks for the inside knowledge, Satan
I’m a tranny! A cubstranny!
>>154794684thats not even true
attaeye nico
>>154793768That's why these cats can't win now.
attasteal nico
come on!!!!
>>154794456Yous better.
nico makes my girl parts feel funny
hitbypitchman
wat da beep???
ya gotta be BLEEPIN me!
Why all the seething about the mets?
kek poostonpacos
FUCK off Peein!
holy shit
>>154793768there were a lot of other players they did pay money to bring in, especially on the pitching side.
Nobletiger! NOBLETIGER!
NOBLETIGER in Chicago! :O
THE UCONN METS
Who the fuck is 'Kyle Harrison'
I saw Volpe driving to work, he was smoking crack kek
>>154794852yanks must be really desperateto call up a crackhead minor leaguer like volpe
>>154794843he was a prospect for the giants, but he was traded in the devers deal to boston. boston then traded him to milwaukee for durbin.
>>154794877What about the Uber driver who’s the catcher now
DODGERS today
yankeeafricans really be like >reminder we were relevant 30 years ago
>>154794877He’s about to quit. He spent 10 years in the minors. He must be thinking “I could’ve made more working construction.”
YANKEE PRIDE WORLD WIDE
the cubs haven't scored a run since last week lol
Discomfort
THE BRIDGEPORT METS
le cubtrannies kek
The wind is fucking with these pitchers, just cancel the game
Aaron Judge would have approximately 120 more career home runs if he played in these windy conditions.
>>154795042Right field is deep in wrigley so he’d have probably 25 career home runs total if he played there 81 games a year. Possibly less.
judge would have more homers if he was a better ball player
>be aaron judge>strike out
>6 losses in succession as it standsWhat does this mean for the Cubbies unnies?
The scrubbies dynasty had a great run from April '26 to early May '26 tho
Cubbies are losing at home now???
>>154795096Urg
fahkuram would mog jin in real life
>>154794987based
>>154795153why are you doing this...
cum on cubbies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whitest basedball team?
>>154795202cubs
attaeye buschie
>>154795202Dodgers
Attaeye Breggy
attaeye bregs!
>>154795234>>154795230>>154795224attaeye-em!
*cough* *wheeze* *hack*please sir, may I have nu?
>peein crapp and susucki...ugh
>>154788533Numinder
$!@&( %Y#&@$(
recycle>>154788533>>154788533
shant
>>154795246>>154795249Kys
actual $@&( STUPID $&(!@&$(@!& FAGGOT FUCK *$)!@$&)
I need nu
I need a cubbiegirl nu
