>Sunday 24th May 20264pm Brighton & Hove Albion 0-3 Manchester United4pm Burnley 1-1 Wolverhampton Wanderers4pm Crystal Palace 1-2 Arsenal4pm Fulham 2-0 Newcastle United4pm Liverpool 1-1 Brentford4pm Manchester City 1-2 Aston Villa4pm Nottingham Forest 1-1 AFC Bournemouth4pm Sunderland 2-1 Chelsea4pm Tottenham Hotspur 1-0 Everton4pm West Ham United 3-0 Leeds UnitedPrevious: >>154828280
>>154835596>equipo>anti-united is spanishforrens out
First for Arsenal still bottled over the last decade
>>154835669it's from google i use 365score boomer
>>154835674Ah fuck guess I finished 2nd like Arsenal for the past decade
>>154835596>Tottenham stay up Its not fair. Why cant we have nice things
>Sunderland qualify for the Europa League with a -6 GD
>had to watch their 3 most hated rivals lift the PL trophy while they've wallowed in mediocrityMust be horrible to be a Man United fan right now, only thing that could make it worse would be if Leeds won their next league title before them.
Yeah, I'm thinking we'll be taking Mason Greenwood, Nico Paz, Igor Thiago, and either Yan Diomande, or Abde Ezzalzouli. They will be useful in our title defense next season.
>>154835860why didn't Newcastle do that?
>>154835910Are they all rapists? Is that the joke?
>>154835860>Having to deal with a congested European schedule knowing FFP is going to fuck them in the ass next season.They might actually go back down.
>>154835914Because Eddie Meme is dogshit.
Watching this Dear EnglandAlready woke and cringe as fuck
so what happened to Sunderland in the 2nd half of the season when they had terrible form
Next season will suck because there's already 3 relegation candidates absolutely nailed on
good guys arsenal
>>154836040Just like Leeds, Burnley and Sunderland were all nailed on this season.
Let’s hope Crystal Palace and Fulham go down - we don’t need these shitty mid-table London teams clogging up the league.
>Juventus and Milan in Europa LeagueUnlucky Bournemouth, Sunderland and Palace
>>154836311>Italian Wrexham (Como) have got into the CLFucking grim shit
>>154836040Everyone says that pretty much every season. If you have another club like Wolves have that kind of season then how does that work?
>>154836291Crystal Palace will stay right where they belong
my theory is that leeds will get top 4 next seasoni have watched a lot of their games and their underlining stats are goodthey have drawn a lot and have a good recordin most of the games they lost, they played very well
>>154836374Wolves and West Ham were already showing how dog shit they were at the end of last season. I don't see any other clubs having a relegation tier drop off. Maybe Forest, Palace or Newcastle
>>154836445>Premier League rebrandOnly Chelsea, City, Liverpool and Arsenal have won the Prem
>>154836374Idiots have taken the dreadful promoted sides of 22/23 and 23/24 to heart and think they will always go straight back down when it had only happened once in the PL era before then.>>154836460>Leeds get to CL>end up drawing Galatasaray>match abandoned
>>154835986>Fraud your way to the premier league;>do the double over your long-time rivals;>secure European football.>Next season, relegation from the Prem, win the Europa league;>be the first English team to play in the Champions League from the Championship.Kino.
That Declan Rice moment after the City game could have been his Slippy G moment, fortunately for him he actually got over the line.
>>154836460Europa would be their outstanding season limit. They aren’t finishing ahead of Arsenal, City, Villa, Liverpool or United.
>>154836607it's quite different because Gerrard said that after beating Man City not after losing to them
>>154836652>Villa>United
>Guardiola's advice to fans in the future: "Don't wait to win the Premier League to be happy, don't wait to win the Champions League to be happy. Enjoy the process."
Why is Everton such a useless piece of shit club?
/trans/ when lads
>>154836766Mancini and Pellegrini both won leagues so City will be okay, but it's definitely all downhill from here. Maybe they can scam another CL at some point.
This is the team that will be winning the treble next season. All the other teams may as well not turn up.
desu
Going back to the England squad, what purpose does Jordan Henderson actually serve nowadays? Literally every player in the squad aside from Pickford and Anderson has lifted a trophy with their club in the past few seasons, so the squad doesn't need him for his experience in getting over the line.
>>154836925
>>154836909the Emirates Cup, the Community Shield and...?
When do PGMOL pick next season's winner btw does anyone know?
>>154837074audi cup
>>154837097seethe more
>>154836909>GreenwoodNever happening. Might as well dig up David Rocastle and Jose Antonio Reyes, they're more likely than The Prodigy's #1 fan.
>>154836699>Leeds
>Chelsea 10th isn’t newsworthy>Selling their best playersIt’s over
Now that the season is over I'd like to confess that I actually like Salah and only called him Trannah to rattle the fans. Hope we can still be friends.
>>154838106Salah was the only likable thing about Liverpool.
Nuno Espirito Santo, Unai Emery and David Moyes have blood on their hands
>>154838202Robertson left too i think
>>154838268I blame that rat bastard Paqueta for torpedoing WH every chance he got.
>>154838268>>154838349Fuck West Ham, they're a scum club.
>>154838349>get rid of him>immediately become decenthmm
Paqueta > Bruno
Arsenal bad
look on the brightsidethe premier league is completely destabilized nowall the good teams are shit and lesser teams are hahing chances to replace their positions and get into europe even win europe etcpeps gone chelsea liverpool man u all up in the aircant even trust arsenalreckom next year dey will shidd the bedi trily believeeverywun garn underrate spursand its garn be exactly like leicester citynext yearspurs lifting the epl with maddison as captaingarn be gloriousromero wont be herehe will have fucked offit garn just be like that leicester city winning yearEVWRYWUN will do shitexcept spurswe winwe winning epl
>Tomorrow at 3pmLeague 2 Playoff Final: Notts County vs Salford>Wednesday at 8pmConference League Playoff Final: Crystal Palace vs Rayo Vallecano>Saturday at 5pmChampions League Final: Arsenal vs PSGthat's it lads3 games left and the season is over
>>154838509maddison will break his kneefirst gameu'll be dun dun
>>154836607city awful how they lose last 2 matches like thatfink haaland needs to leave to win trophies wiv pep gonehonestly i dont like what haaland become wiv city. basically a poacher albeit like he has the talent to do stuffbut his peak was dortmund sirect football where ye used pace physicaltiy to just blow holes thru defences and acore kncredinle goals
are you cunts actually going to watch thislook at those fucking timeschrist almighty
>>154838509>>154838549>>154838561Fuck off, retard.
>>154838509i'm finkin you may be right m8
Is it not clearly an own goal?It should be reversed. No record for set piece man
>>154838535For me?>Notts County>Palace>PSG
>>154838575>3am on a Monday night for Sweden vs Tunisianot a fan of the great satan I must say lads
>Wesley Fofana was signed for £75mHow?
>>154838575yes I will watch and die for Israel
>>154838575Going to watch all of those apart from the last two and realistically the Australia game. Then will get back to a sleep schedule and just watch whatever happens before midnight.I've got loads of leave to book off work so could always do that but the middle of the night games aren't that appealing.
>>154838268Liverpoo game them points don't forget
>>154838575I'll watch all of England's games and the occasional foreign game if I'm not busy
>>154838769Blueco magic
>>154838575>It's actually worse than Worst Korea/Japan
Nothing ever happened in the end
>>154838404it was more that they dropped Kilman and halved the amount of goals they were conceding
you guys think carricks actually any good? some of the goals they were scoring there were incredibly well worked
i don't like football, which team should i support?
>>154838575why you got somethin else to do?we're all unemployed kings here
>>154838575Wdym this is the average SEA watchers' schedule following european footy
>>154838848Manchester United if you're Indian
Dead projects after this season>Newcastle>Chelsea>Spurs>Bournemouth
Top scorers for 2025/26>3 of the top 4 English not making the world cup squad
>>154838882Alive projects after this season>Brentford>Sunderland>Brighton>Leeds
Arsenal's drought lasted 22 years, Liverpool's 30.Man Utd are currently on a 13 year drought (yes really). You think it's going to outlast Arsenal's drought? Liverpool's?
>arsenal fans seething bruno broke the assist recordEnjoy your trophy ffs
>>1548389361 of the top 2 Brazilians not making the Brazil squad
Bruno breaking the prepping Strikers (or in his case, centre backs) record isn't a trophy
*jaws theme*
>Leave Manure>WinAnother one
Lets help Boehly & co finding another shit players to buy
Hiya Reds
Meanwhile in Spain:
>Everyone talking about how amazing Brighton are doing>Finished in the exact same position as they did last season>Only this time it was possible with 8 less points
That Patrick Dorgu fella is alright. Everytime I see him start he gets a goal or assist. Been a great differential on fpl.
>>154839221Brighton alternate between great and shit every season without fail. They'll take points off a Sky Six side then lose to shitters. Repeat forever.
Anyone else watching Match of the Day? Haven't watched it in years but popped it on tonight. Not bad.
>>154839277It's strange because he is so uncoordinated with everything he does but blessed by God so it all works out. The goal he should have scored today was a 1 on 1 that he hit straight at the keeper, the goal he did score was a header that hit the crossbar, went downwards into the keepers hands and then into the goal
>>154839168They can upgrade their GK department by signing Onana
Enzo Fernandez overrated twat confirmed and here we go
>>154838936Probably scored 50% pens
>>154839341Reminds me a bit of Peter Crouch in the way he looks awkward on the pitch but still has end product.
>>154839221they were doing well for a while and then went to shit again in the last 4 games unfortunately.
There's a documentary series on BBC iPlayer right now about Gareth Southgate's time as England manager. They've done a great job at casting him. Starting the 2nd episode later but so far it makes me feel sorry for him in hindsight. I think he was good for England but shouldn't have been the manager. He would be excellent as a guy who works with the manager.
>>154839396Completely erratic season for them as usual
The concept of Enzo Fernandez is better than the actual playerWhen you watch Chelsea you see him regularly get dominated by mid to lower table premier league midfielders. cant win 50/50s, can't keep up with their pace, constantly miss hits passes constantly makes the wrong decision. He's slow to make decisions often missing opportunities to attempt a line breaking pass. Against actual elite competition like PSG? it's outright embarrassing. Take away the occasional blooter and he's the personification of average.
>>154839449fuck off is this a real thing
>>154839509Yeah, it's pretty good tbf. Got Jodie Whittaker in it and she's looking a bit milfy these days.
>>154839449I know in England if you don't win a trophy you're considered a failure but I thought he did really well, wouldn't be surprised if Tuchel doesn't go as far as he did
>>154839449Southgate standout moment for me? That time he tried to get Ben White executed by attempting to force him to come out as a faggot in a country that kills faggots for being gay (faggots).
>>154835910
>>154836460This but Brighton
>>154839609He did do well but the conclusion i came to was, he just didn't have the tactical ability. I really like how he brought the lads together. People do forget that in past, especially with the "Golden Generation", the players didn't like each other and it showed.
>>154839609We were 3 kicks from ending decades of hurt and he thought it was a great time make sure some jungle bunnies got the headlines. He will answer for these crimes when Restore come to power.
>>154839620The player that uses fake tan is gay? Well, I never.
>>154839705In complete fairness, at the time Rashford was considered an excellent penalty taker. He's the only one I was hurt by seeing him miss. I had faith in him.
I don't know if I'm coping or not but surely West Ham are gonna walk the Championship? all I'm hearing right now is pessimism like we're gonna do a Leicester which seems ridiculous to me, gap between the leagues is so huge and we're gonna hold onto a lot of our current players. Max Kilman will probably be one of the best CBs in the league and he's been utter gash this season. we'll also have first dibs on all the best signings. and will almost certainly be hiring promotion specialist Scott Parker. could be a fun season.
>>154839742West Ham will be alright. They were bad by Premier League standards but the gap between them and the Championship is still vast.
>>154839727But that's not why he picked him and the other two is it? They're professional footballers, the penalty isn't the hard part.
>>154839339I always watch the end of season montage, just put it on now.That Diop goal is a fucking embarrassment from Newcastle's perspective. None of their players gave a shit.
>>1548397423-8 playoffs will help but I don’t think you’ll piss the league
>>154839792I don't know mate. I wasn't a member of his staff.
>>154839742Genuinely hope you get relegated to league 1. Wet spam is a grim club. Your fans are scum. You have no ambition. No consistency. The team is rough and violent. Best if you just fuck off.
>>154839742Will be a really fun season. So long as the owners don't shit themselves and sell all the high earners off you'll be fine.
>>154839800Did you watch the Goal of the Seasom contenders? For me, it has to be either the Reed goal vs Liverpool or the Szoboszlai goal vs Arsenal.
Sometimes I watch these players and I sit confused because they're failing to do really basic stuff. Then I realise that they're elite footballers and be confused evermore.
>>154839672>I really like how he brought the lads together. i may be wrong but I feel like that's the most important part of international football, in such a small sample there's only so much you can do tactically
>>154839861Wait til you find out their wages and how much they're babied by their clubs to the point their entire life is like receiving a blowjob.
Match of the Day have awarded Goal of the Season to Harry Wilson! The public vote brought it to Szoboszlai, Reed, and Wilson. Then Shearer and Rooney decided the #1.
>>154839672Yea, he did a great job
>>154839824I've seen them before. Surprised they gave it to Wilson. Was very good interplay but I would have gone for Reed, that was a thundercunt of a goal.
I always feel emotional watching the compilations after a season ends. It feels like a core memory ending everytime.
>>154839916Crazy because gyokeres clearly scored the goal of the season against spuds.
>>154839863It's a large part of cultivating players that will give their all for a team. The problem was that in the tense moments Southgate wouldn't make necessary changes until it was too late. He was also defensive to a fault. England had Italy on the ropes in the Euros final but he gave the order to defend a 1 goal lead. >>154839918Looks fun
Just saw the guard of honours for Silva and Stones at the City game. Genuinely embarrassing.
>Bournemouth will go 8 months without losing a competitive game of football
>>154839965>England had Italy on the ropes in the Euros final but he gave the order to defend a 1 goal lead.Will never forget that match, Italy and Mancini were fucking rattled and Southgate did nothing to capitalise on it.
Why ain't Morgan Gibbs-White in the England squad then?
>>154839879God I wish that were me>>154839922I thought Reed's goal was the best because of the power and precision. Literally a top bins shot.
>>154839992What match was it where England were drawing or losing and there was like 90 seconds left and he started doing the calm down thing?
>>154839965>>154839992The reason England lost that match was due to Grealish missing a sitter.Would have totally killed the game off.
>>154839965>England had Italy on the ropes in the Euros final but he gave the order to defend a 1 goal lead.this is true I remember that. damn
>>154839992I remember at the time watching and thinking "damn, England is playing like a Premier League team. Italy can't handle it." They genuinely looked fucked. Then we stopped attacking. Heartbreaking.
>Spurs lastthe humiliation never ends
>>154840049>bournemouth
>>154840007Most of these aren't going to the world cup
>>154839339me and I looked for /motd/ on the catalog but no dice
contemptable
Watching the Robertson interview with Daglish and damn Daglish looks like David Bradley now.
>>154839765it is until their players fuck off and the only remaining dildo brother gets thrown in the slammer for being a deviant
more sovl than the current squad
>>154839977
>>154840028It's very harsh to blame the result on a single chance with Grealish. The pressure he would've felt in that moment would've been immense.>>154840031Top 10 saddest moments
>>154839449Same here I'm just on the penalty shootout with Colombia.Drama not a documentary. It's pretty hammy though you can tell it was a west end play before. The casting is really good but they've done slabhead dirty with how they portray him.Strong hints of a Dele Alli mental breakdown storyline coming.
>>154840089Good evening
>>154839822I'm very hopeful we can keep Bowen, his post game interview was not that of a player who wants to force his way out. and it's not like we need to get rid, we will make more than enough money off our other departures.he certainly deserves a big move and I wouldn't blame him, but god I hope he stays and becomes one of our most legendary players.
>>154840090can't help but feel that both Spurs and Chelsea's players fucking hate the team they play for
>>154840100I was thinking about when Kenny took Liverpool headfirst into the banter era the other day and thought he must have been early-mid 70s at the time, but he was actually 3 years younger than >Moyes is now.
>>154840103>the only remaining dildo brother gets thrown in the slammer for being a deviantthat would be the greatest thing that ever happened to us kek, we're all praying for it
>>154839977I don't know how hands on he is, probably not much cuz he's like 80 but their owner seems like a really interesting guy, he's called into some british radio shows over the years. He owns an Ice Hockey team that is pretty unique in how they operate and they've had a ton of success as well
>>154840153You're on the same part as me. Starting episode 2 when my cheesy chips arrive. I like how they've made Pickford schizophrenic.
>>154840167both dressing rooms do seem extremely toxic. Maybe Xabi and De Zerbi will put an end to it
>>154839742Listen mate its the championship you could do anything. Could be a 100 point season, could do a Leicester. I'm sure they all thought Winks and Vestergaard and Pereira were good enough.If you somehow hang on to everyone you'll have the best players in the division but there has to be some turnover surely. What's the financial situation like?
>>154840171I thought him and Ferguson were of the same crop but after a quick Google search I realised that Daglish is 10 years younger.
I feel like City might sell Foden
>>154840233I only realised that myself when I found out Kenny is 75.Not a fan of CERN fucking around with timelines desu.
Want it put on the record that the YA were giving their players standing ovations today. And yes the 'protest' was a total fucking flop
>>154840090Just looked up when this substitution was, literally 3 minutes after Fofana got sent off. That is a bad look.>>154840167I watched Chelsea/Spurs midweek and Spurs/Everton on Sunday to see if they could actually stay up. Genuinely astounding how much shit behaviour Spurs' players exhibit. Sarr throwing himself down in the box was hilarious, Porro and van de Ven both acting like they were crippled was just sad. Maddison's injury has clearly spread to his brain, he was behaving like a complete spastic.
Pathetic seeing Romero celebrating with the players after they stayed up, considering he fled the country and only returned because of the bad PR.
>>154839185has-been porn stars of the last generation
>>154840090>mercenaries do mercenary thingsno way man
https://x.com/i/status/2058601786097762670Some chelsea fans are already pessimistic they can't sign good players to come to a club that just finished 10th with no european campaign like come on amorim united managed to sign 2 PL topscorers from the previous season, a promising striker and a new young goalkeeper and they turned better in the end. But of course if boehly's obsession of buying some young ngubu hasnt changed then it's gonna be naught.
>>154840336get him out my club
>>154840204Some of the characters are just bizarre. I can't work out if Dier is meant to be a prick or sound.Henderson and Kane seem to be the good guys.Keep getting Sterling and Rashford mixed up. Which one of them started a scrap with Dele Alli in the dressing room?I'll be honest the bit where Garef was walking around saying we finished 9th, 12th etc at the world cup wound me up, classic tv football drama nonsense. Still going to watch the rest of it though. Pleasantly surprised they got real footage in but I guess BBC has the rights to it.Oh and the Rooney bit was weird I can't remember him having that much hair.
>>154840257Foden is a strange player because he's obviously technically gifted but I can't name a position he is world class in.>>154840283I swear they edit the wikis every now and then to keep us on our toes.
>>154840336I thought I noticed him in the dugout, how fucking braindead is he.>hurr I'll fuck off home to watch my boyhood club win their first ever league title while my side could be relegated durr>comes back home in embarrassmentWhich stupid cunt made him club captain? Was it Frank?
>>154840367Chelsea still has Kittens and Garbacho, it'll be alright
>>154840182talk sport laughed when he said he'd take bournemouth to europehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779666150126243.mp4
>>154840367They have no money
Missed this from this afternoon:>The confirmation of our relegation from the Premier League today marks a sad and painful moment for West Ham United.>The Club wishes to sincerely thank every single one of our supporters for the constant and loyal backing they have given, throughout what has been an extremely difficult and disappointing season.>Ultimately, we have not repaid that support. The plain truth is that we have not been good enough. We must now face the consequences of that failure with honesty, transparency and a determination to repair, refocus and rebuild.>West Ham United is a football club whose unique identity is defined not by success or failure on the pitch, but by the values and traditions of our roots in east London, and by the spirit of the people who have Claret and Blue in their hearts. The Club acknowledges how challenging this season has been for them and knows it must take steps to restore a sense of pride, faith and belief.>As we have done before, we will fight with everything we have to return to the top division of English football at the first time of asking. The hard work to make that goal a reality begins immediately.lul
>>154840419So there's no more hotel to sell?
>>154840467All gone and isn’t counted by SCR anyway
>>154840231reports are we need to make 150m in sales but that will be pretty easy, Fernandes will go for around 60m alone, you're looking at maybe 5 other sales to cover the rest. we won't be forced to sell everyone.
>this photo with that captionkek
Expect arsenal customers to apologise to Mikel for calling for him to be sacked no less than 2 weeks ago.
>>154840503You can't expect Fernandes to Manchester United for 60mn mate you've just been relegated you'll happily take 25mn.
>>154840640we bought him from relegated Southampton for 42m
>>154840660More fool you, we will be taking him for no more than 30.
>>154840503Right well its who you get in to replace them. Anyone proven quality will hold out for a prem club even if for one year. I think you're a good shout for automatic though.>>154840640You know Man Utd will pay it tbf. They'll pay fucking anything for anyone.
>>15484066020m
>>154840640Not a West Ham fan but they will get at least £60m. Too many big teams are interested. You guys will sign Tonali and Ederson for £140m combined.
>>154840666we said the exact same to Southampton fans kekyou're not the only club interested anyway
>>154840590Holy shit, I completely forgot they were 17th last season too. They had a low enough points total that they would've been relegated this season too.
>>154840685200mn for Ederson, Tonali and Fernandes is a good window. >>154840681Perhaps but I'd rather we get that big nosed fella from Stuttgart first.>>154840698Good bit of business, unfortunately took you guys too long to wake up into the season.
>pep gone>salah gone>arsenal will lose motivation>tboehlz will inevitably sack xabi next seasonIt's practically a free run at the title for Man United next season, anything other than 1st place will be a dissapointment for them.
>>154840720How do you even fix this shit?
>>154840738>Good bit of businesswas literally the only thing Potter ever got right
>>154840748By recognising 2x in a row that's your actual position now. Tottenham have an actually shit squad.
>>154840372Kane is the golden boy so far
>>154840748I’d start by signing Andy Robertson on massive wages
>>154840765Would you like engage in the deal of a lifetime? We will take Fernandes off your hands and in return you can have Ugarte + £10mn
My takeaway wont arrive for another 40 minutes. Devastated.
>>154840416that's awesome good for them. they were among my favorite teams to watch this season they play a fun brand of footy
>>154840830how about we give you AWB back as well and you keep the £10m
>>154840793Just getting introduced to the Euro 2021 newbies. Kek at Grealish character. P-Fodz doesn't look zesty enough.
does bowen even want to go down with west ham? he's not getting any younger and spending 1 more year trying to promote them is such a waste even a shittier player like ward prowse fucked off from his boyhood club
>>154840852If it's being delivered and you are not taking it away yourself, does it not cease to be takeaway and become delivery instead?
>>154840857AWB is gonna like the championship up bro trust you're gonna need him, how about we give you Rashford for Bowen
>>154840852My bird ordered a takeaway once and it didnt arrive until 3am.
>XCL | Chelsea’s internal valuation for Enzo Fernandez has been set at £130M minimum, and that figure is non-negotiable regardless of how summer plays out.>Real Madrid are aware of the number. Sources indicate a formal approach is expected within days of the window opening. The agent relationship with Javier Pastore remains fractured after his public criticism of the club, complicating negotiations from Chelsea’s side.>BlueCo want the money recycled immediately into Xabi Alonso’s rebuild. Fernandez himself has not pushed for a move since the suspension, but the trust is gone internally. #CFC
>>154840395>strange player because he's obviously technically gifted but I can't name a position he is world class in.I feel that way about a ton of players tbqh. Just like the technical attacking midfielder / forward
>>154840283really goes to show how ancient SAF is
>>154840875where would he go though and slot in as a starter?he's too good for the champ, but at the same time he has a connection to west ham that only a top club would really tempt - not sure i can think of any
>>154840975i think being united's depth winger will be more tempting than being stuck in EFL, and west ham also need to dump his salary as well
When do we think the story about PGMOL match fixing for Arsenal will come out? A year? Two?
>>154840875in interviews today he was saying "my vision is to get this club back in the premier league" and things like that. I get he's not gonna say "I'm leaving" in interviews, but if he WAS planning on leaving, he could've said a lot less.>>154840893AWB wouldn't even start for us in the champ lmaoBowen + AWB for Mount final offer
>>154841068Bowen + Fernandes for Mount, Rashford and Ugarte
>>154840901No word of a lie I ordered a takeaway really late one night and it came when their kitchen opened the next day
>>154840503He will surely have a relegation clause with a buyout
>>154840889Confucius ~>>154841135Kek
A reminder of the imminent fire sale.Special offer: buy James Ward-Prowse and your team immediately gets double relegated to League One!
150m on sales yeah no way bowen doesn't get sold, west ham dont have many good players that can be sold more than 20m each i mean just look at it
>>154841094deal>>154841170he does not>>154841208Todibo is an absolute fucking nigger man, fell out with 3 managers and allegedly socked Lopetegui, he should be wearing a balaclava in Paris robbing tourists not playing professional football
>>154841295to think cornet used to be a baller on burnley and immediately turned into a bum overnight after he moved to west ham, don't think he's right in his head
>>154841295>Fullkrug at Sincil Bank
>>154841394will he fancy the travel to the mighty stoke next season?
>>154841431The Stoke meme is long dead and buried. They're just a shit team playing in a half empty stadium now.Their highest finish since relegation is 14th. Their lowest is 18th. They're mediocrity defined.
>>15484130960m for Fernandes leaves 90m, that's 18m on average split across 5 players. can easily do that without selling Bowen.>>154841376he started decent with us, scored a wrongly disallowed equaliser vs Chelsea, then got injured and never recovered
>We could have had kino West Ham v Miwaw in the PL next season>We got Arsenal v Tottenham instead
>>154841628Name 5 other west ham players who someone would pay 18m for
>>154841674i think de zerbi will start the season well but you know dude's a ticking time bomb who immediately wants to fuck off when things start going downhill with him
Watching episode 2 now and it starts with the pool party kek
>>154841674>wanting West Ham v Millwall in the sanitised PL"no"can't wait for this to be half empty on a midweek as west ham lose 2-0 against preston
>>154835882Arsenal barely register on our rivalry radar. Another reason why you will always be in our shadow. 1. Liverpool2. Man City (ty for stopping them BTW)3. Leeds4. Newcastle5. Chelsea (directly cost United more trophies than Arselel ever did)
>>154841689Summerville, Taty, Diouf, Mavro, Todibo
if the report is true todibo should rot in the reserves desu
oh dude retired
>>154841914What's the report? Don't leave us on tenderhooks!
>>154841990>>154841322
>>154841867City are barely a rival, we don't care about City winning the league so much I'd rather them won in than Arsenal cos none of City's are legitimate, but neither is Arsenals this season due to undeniable fraudulent refereeing
>>154842064surely you should care enough if one of those days they'll have more PL trophies than United do
>>154841762Just finished episode 2>In 2018, a semi-serious campaign was launched by Twitter user, Jonny Sharples, to get a photo of Harry Maguire on a unicorn to be used as the image for the then-new £50 note. The petition accumulated over 50,000 signatures before wartime hero Alan Turing was chosen instead. >"Over 50,000 people signed the initial petition back in October so I believed Harry and the unicorn were in with a good chance despite the frankly draconian selection criteria such as ‘must have contributed to the field of science’, ‘must be deceased’ and ‘can’t be an inflatable unicorn’," Sharples said of the decision to snub Maguire.
They've done Grealish so dirty in the show lmao.
>>154842340Imagine Harry Maguire being on the British currency. Would've been hilarious.
>>154842345He looks like a right virgin kek
>>154842369Most of the others look spot on but Grealish just looks so bad.
Messi went off injured
i think this is about right>permacrocked Lisandrohe starts when he's fit, Yoro and Heaven still will get a lot of gametime either as Lisandro's backup or emergency LBi don't think Vitek should return as backup he needs more gametime elsewhere
>>154842688For me? It's >Bruno Bruno That guy is a machine
>>154842688i think it's too bad current united academy is so pathetic none of the youths can be brought in as a potential depthgone are the days of greenwood, mainoo being the help in times of need.
>>154842688sad what happen to de.ligtthat whole ajax team in fact
Kinda mad how many penalties Pickford has saved for England
>>154842974>No problem, no problemCertified kino.
>>154842688They could also decide that Mbeumo is going to compete for the striker position and look for a RW instead of a backup striker
>>154842688Who the fuck is Vitek?
>>154843504You're not ready for it yet but your kids are gonna love it!
de zerbi seems like such a cunt im gonna enjoy spurs next season
>>154843421Both were pretty pricy so united have no choice but to have them all start when fit, i still think 1 attacking reinforcement is needed and it can be for striker or winger.>>154843504Radek Vitek, academy GK who was loaned to bristol city this season
>>154843580>foreign name>academydon't like it
>>154843711Cheeky caricature on the right. Racist this lass.
Areola's wife is fuming
>>154843711that liverpool generation was so patheticfor how good they were only wun epl and wun ucl against a dying spurs side
>>154843861cringe my nut off when players families do this
>>154843873a mere two league titles and one european cup
>>154843898Spurs all time haul
>>154843898um klopp only wun wun
>>154843966umm yeh but to be a team as good as klopps and achieve only thatits kinda sad
I like the "captain is the best player on the team" gimmick.
>>154844252Dorgu hasn't played that many games surely
>>154844014salah played under slot as well in fact
i cant believe West Ham is relegated im actually in tears right now...
>>154844252that guy is in the new star wars movie
Spurs fans celebrated staying up on the final day like they won a trophy
Its 04:22 and I haven't been to sleep yet
Only 3 players have registered 21 assists in a single season across Europe's top 5 leaguesFernandes>eplMessi>la ligaMuller>bundesliga
https://x.com/GBUnitedx/status/2058663109842100624kek
>>154845473I love this bald nigga
Seeing some Ys who for some reason have themselves in a title race next season after scraping 17th twice in a row. Such a delusional lot.
Sup fags
>>154841295you now remember United fans getting angry because Todibo to United wasnt allowed to happenAlso Adama Traore has forever been a championship level player somehow fluking this career
>>154841309Bowen is the type not to leave London I think. Cant see him going to Arse,Chelsea or Spurs
is mateus fernandes actually good or only good because he's surrounded by a bunch of shitters
>>154846010Was Ugarte good on Sporting?
>>154845380Well done United, Warra trophy!
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>>154846035honestly im not sure why he was bought in the first place, he's been on the list of the dream signings from man united fans since back then so it's like word of mouth among these lots. they probably only saw him through youtube compilation, thought oh no PSG actually signed him he must be good and the rest is history.man united fans' ball knowledge genuinely sucks. i remember debating other man united fans if dalot (who at that time was being loaned to milan because he barely got gametime and he was permacrocked before being a steel man he is now) and they kept saying naahhh, AWB is better, and even if AWB didn't become better we got an even better potential in Ethan Laird (now languishing in Birmingham's bench).
>>154846070if dalot *had a future in this man united squadffs
>Premier League Form Table (last 5 matches)>3. Spurs>14. Liverpool>16. ChelseaReminder Spurs recently replaced their manager and Chelsea have Alonso incoming. Liverpool...errr...are keeping Slot?
These new rules are going to give us a very weird window. Midtable fans will be seething when they realise.
>>154846010didn't watch much of west ham but alex scott is my preferred u23 potential merchant midfielder
>>154846099>Midtable fans will be seething when they realiseplease elaborate
>>154846070The answer was no, he’s a shin kicker on a team that lose the ball often.
>>154846054Why you crying
west ham clearly have at least 2 sellable players but who do burnley and wolves have?
>>154846116the amount teams are allowed to spend used to be a flat rate and now the amount is tied to a percentage of the revenue your team generates, meaning teams with less revenue (mid table) won't be able to spend as muchat least that's my understanding of it I could be wrong
>>154846116Most of them will find they are already at the 85% of revenue SCR limit. Going over the limit is allowed but incurs a luxury tax that teams who don’t breach will get to split. If you push into a non-CL European spot you then have to suddenly sell a bunch of players. If everyone spends to catch up the top just gets further away.
predict the league big moves.Cant see Wharton staying at Palace for one but he will definitely be £60m+ type of sale. Probably Liverpool or Man Utd
>>154846169Bournemouth, Newcastle and Chelsea need sales.>Alex Scott to Spurs>Truffert and Tonali to Man U>Enzo to City
liverpool really spent half a billy last season and for the next season they still need to buy a new CB, new RB, new LB, Salah's replacement and another winger's depth because they're stretched that thin upfront
>>154846230if Szobozlai leaves they need another midfielder too. I think he will do another year
>>154846230Edwards and Hughes have only 1 year left under contract. Slot isn’t seeing out another season. Very dangerous to let people who won’t be around for long make big purchases.
>Liverpool are going to replace Salah with 29 yr old Bowen for £50m*chokes on laughter*
>>154846267will be less fraudulence compared to wirtz and isak's signing tbf
>>154845072we won a trophy last year
chelsea are replacing their evil argentine midfielder with an even more evil argentine
Genuine question, how many more decades of the "West Ham made the wrong choice by firing Moyes" gimmick do we have left? Not only is it not true (they offered him a contract) but he sucks, he's always sucked and he will continue to suck. In a season where the premier league had eight European spots, after the club he manages found extra money for transfers from selling their womens team to themselves, in a new fancy stadium, good momentum and they still managed to miss out on all their goals. The issue was NOT getting rid of him, the issue was literally everything that came afterwards!
just had a look on bbc football and apparently they had a guard of honor during the game for a bernardo silva substitutuon then pep cried? what the heck lmao
>>154846471They were always a pair of bald crybaby bitches kek
>>154846471>guard of honor MLS, was it?
>>154846456A lot of it comes from the way the fans treated him, the perception being that they were greedy. The real issue was always the ownership
PL Clubs that have reached a CL final in the past decade:>Arsenal>Man City>Liverpool>Chelsea>Spurs
>>154840345Don't call them porn stars, that is a rhetoric trick we've been taught that glamourises them and their terrible life choices.Its porn whores or porn prostitutes.
>>154846549Isn't that because of (((foreign))) investment into premier league clubs
>>154846587based, also never call prozzies "escorts"
>>154846549THE BIG FIVE
There's not that many exciting transfer targets in continental europe right now other than Yildiz. I wonder if this is the summer Milan finally scam someone for Leao or if he's destined to go to like Galatasaray now that all the shine has worn off of him like Osimhen
>>154846740Also I feel like if Chelsea didn’t literally finish 10th Xabi would have been able to convince one or maybe even two of the “good eggs” at Madrid to come to London
>>154846740What do you mean? Ederson is a world class CM.
>>154846747united finished worse and they managed to upgrade all their attacking's choices in a single transfer windowchelsea's problem is they can't sign for shit
>>154846765united bought midtable players
>>154846765I’d say Chelsea’s squad is better than United’s, quite comfortably
>>154839034Utd last won the league in 2013, so technically you can already call it fourteen years.
>>154846786only joao pedro would start in united's XI and that's because Sesko is still adapting to the league
Hoping for these draws in the Europa League next year>Juventus vs Sunderland>AC Milan vs Bournemouth
>>154846800Do you actually think that?
West ham did their part. Everton fucked up
>>154846805mind the table position>inb4 they played fewer minutesno excuse
>>154846800Heh.. Sesko.. my boy.. just needs more time
>>154846528It goes overlooked that they were nearly relegated by him the season they won Conference League. Then, despite a bright start to the season after, after Christmas they nosedived so hard they broke a record for goals conceded (despite playing defensive football). It's only because the rest of the league was crap that season they still finished 9th. That was when Moyes left (after getting his new contract offer pulled because he lost 5-0 like 2 weeks in a row)The problem's always been the ownership, Moyes could only do what he could with the shit he had, but watching them be slow and dull, then still get battered was fucking dreadful. Thankfully, Gold died and Brady's fucked off so it's just Sullivan to get rid of now
chelsea's problem is there's no senior presence at all in that whole squad, just a bunch of petulant cunts. on paper they *might* be better than united's squad but for united's case, the whole is greater than the sum of its parts
Humor me Where are we in the Scouser Boom Bust Cycle Right now?
>>154846831>haven't been reigning champions for one dayRent free
you know it's a bad look when someone like enzo who's supposed to be the vice-captain is already rumored wanting to get away from chelsea already just because they can't play any european games next seasongood luck with that contract though
>>154846812Chelsea were ahead of United when Enzo was sacked/resigned and then the season derailed but ultimately yes Man United finished higher in the table than Chelsea. But in the year before that United finished 12th and Chelsea 4th. my point is I'm not concerned with the most reason season I'm more interested in what you could expect or what you think is likely in the future based on their squads. Maybe it's closer than I originally thought but I still think Chelsea has a better team than United. Also idk why I would ignore the fact that United were playing once a week, we're not in a vacuum.
also I'm not even a Chelsea fan either so you can relax and stop just scrambling to think of bad things to say about Chelsea
>>154846846you do know there's a poison called amorim don't you? that united side wildly underperformed because of his shit tactic
>>154846800> Sesko is still adapting to the leaguelol liverpool
>Nottingham Forest will use the £115m sale of Moisés Caicedo as the benchmark valuation for Elliot Anderson [@JPercyTelegraph]
>>154846846
this doesn't get discussed enough
>>154846862>poison called amorim utd were sixth when he got sacked, not sixteenthstay humble, eh?
Crazy how quick Man United turned on Amorim when they shilled him for a couple years and hailed him as their future GOAT
>>154835882ABU really is a crippling mental disability
ruben shomrim
>>154839954Training goals don't count
Yanited finishing 15th doesn't get discussed enoughSame with Spurs finishing 17th 2 years in a row
Liversissy and dave are both seething about this year's football results. One spent half a billion to come 5th LOOOOOOOL. The other got zero silverware despite playing the least games KEK.Arsenal got to two cup finals, winning the prem and reaching the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE final.
>>154846230Serves them right for trusting the Eternal Geordie. One day, EPL teams will cotton on to the face that Newcastle Players will only ever perform well at Newcastle. Every single time another team comes calling with an inflated transfer fee, the player leaves (Carrol, Isak) and goes on to do absolutely fuck all with themselves after the money comes through. They’re not a real team with real players, they’re a poisoned chalice trying to offload their memes for record fees.
every big team except arsenal and united embarrassed themselves yesterday>liverpool drew their final game at home to just squeak into the champions league with it also being salah's and robertson's last ever game>city lost their final game at home with it being pep's, silva's and stone's last ever game>chelsea lost at sunderland which meant they finish 10th and have no european football next season>spurs celebrated finishing 17th in successive seasons like they just won the league
>>154846995You know Liversimp is boiling when he's spamming the fan art
i remember donny van de beek
>The last time a Big Six club finished 15th or belowSpurs 2025/26Manchester United 2024/25Manchester City 2005/06Chelsea 1987/88Arsenal 1975/76Liverpool 1953/54Yet the Indians want us to think City, Chelsea and Liverpool are in crisis
>>154847018I thought Manchester United were a big club, how did they finish 15th
>>154847024>I thought Manchester United were a big clubnah
>>154847009City's loss was against a hungover Villa with fuck all to play for as well >spurs celebrated finishing 17th in successive seasons like they just won the leagueI understand them being happy but the fact they were giving Conor Gallagher a standing ovation when he got subbed off was unreal
>>154847013Shut you pie trap david. You are worse than him. Grotty little club, mogged by city. Trampled by arsenal. Grim little customer.
>>154846895What more is there to discuss about it that hasn't already been discussed?Has to be their worst season since returning to the PL 9 years ago. And I include the Bruce seasons in that; at least people expected Ashley-ran Newcastle to be shite.>Eddie Meme's player favouritism and tactical naivety exposed in pretty much every competition they played, peaking with a run of 3 wins in 12 league games at the start of the year that included eliminations from all the cup competitions, with the worst being the rape in Barcelona>truly abysmal transfer window (was Thiaw the only worthwhile signing of the lot?) yet it appears Howe has somehow managed to get himself even further embedded into the Newcastle hierarchy>not only losing to Sunderland once through an OG BUT taking the lead in the home game AND THEN LOSING THAT ONE; the 6 point swing from those fixtures was what guaranteed Sunderland Europa League football for the first time everI would be surprised if Newcastle next season are any different to this one to be honest, and that's without European football this time.
Yep GB had the worst season of every regular here
Eternal Geordie Michael Carrick
>>154847070KEK
>>154846456its a lazy narrative but most people saying it are either baiting or just outsiders to the situation. Its more provocative to say "be careful what you wish for/karma" rather than the boring "relegated because of poor recruitment and managers"
>actually worthwhile /epl/ thread for the first time in ages>suddenly characterfag nonsense starts up againReally makes you think.
>>154847070is that neelabh
>>154847092Yeah Neelabh supports arsenal and united south asians usually have 2 or 3 clubs
>>154847101is that rory jennings who is from kilburn and should be supporting arsenal but supports chelsea arguing that people should support their local team?
>>154847114Rory Jennings? Idk, ask that gayreek that's obsessed with him
Gittens, Garnacho and Delap cost £150m and they had 2 goals between them across 68 matches
>Andre Onana, Marcus Rashford and Jadon Sancho have all had a more successful season than Bruno Fernandes
>Detransition >WinWho would've thought
>>154847160>GittensGenuinely forgot he was there
>>154847165Victor Lindelof too
Gittens Megami Tensei is a game that was first released for personal computers in 1997
no one cares about your tranime you limp wristed fag go back to your tranime board
>>154841867>the cope of having to purposely leave Arse outLOL
Meanwhile, in Italy: https://twitter.com/footballontnt/status/2058651029948838340Quite possibly the worst VAR decision of the year. And of course it went in favour of Italian Wrexham.
>>154847236como were already winning who cares
>>154847248>shit decisions don't matter if a team's already winning
Everyone that lived through any of the Fergie years hate Man United.The number 1 way to spot a zoomer or a JF is their opinion on United.
>>154846846I watched Chelsea play yesterday and just thought how shit they were. Palmers goal was good but they have some real shitters in there
>>154847281If you're stuck in a state of arrested development, sure
>>154847186Imagine if Tuchel called him
Johan Lange having to get his binoculars out to see this banner up in the g-ds
>>154847337+ this completes the much-feted protest. Joe Lewis are you listening??
>>154847337One of these is The Finker...
>>154847347finker up your bum lol
>>154847347
Kid named FinkerY named Finker
>>154847358could it be?
>>154847382Fucking lol
sunderland's greatest season in living memorymy god it feels good
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
Haaland did the face then bottled the league
Haaland pulled an Arsenal
Lol
flop of the season was Isakdoesn't even get the 'he was too sad about Jota to play decent football' tax
Elite English football clubs that have won silverware in the past 2 seasons:>Aston Villa>Arsenal>Manchester City>Crystal Palace>Chelsea>Tottenham Hotspur>Liverpool>Newcastle United (or United for short)
>>154847507Only thing Isak cared about was his pay packet, he didn't even care about himself as a footballer.>go on strike to get your way>turns out going on strike turned you into complete shitWill be interesting to see how he performs for Sweden at the World Cup. If he's shite there then it will go down as one of the worst decisions a footballer has ever made.
>>154847519the big eight?
>>154847337>Johan Langenew spurs scapegoat just dropped everybody
>>154847503Cheers Howe. Nice one.
#BringLevyBack
>>154846349He's a midfielder now, is he? I remember when Brighton were playing him at leftback and he was fumbling the bag every which way
>>154846063I play for Zion monMi trophies mon
>>154847503It is very funny that Sunderland games on the radio are on BBC Radio Newcastle. And I'm sure there are Sunderland adverts in Newcastle Airport as well; I haven't been through there for a few years now, but I remember seeing them.
>>154847236would you rather have corrupt italian refs or incompetent english refs?
>>154847599England is the only country whose clubs haven't rigged European games. The history of UEFA is a history of Anglophobia, and in fairness I'd extend that even to Scottish clubs in Europe too as they've been on the receiving end of some very suspect decisions historically.
>Wet Spam
>>154842336keep telling the yanited fans at work who think they are back and are winning the league next season they need at least 4 decent signings that aren't shitters (which seems impossible for them) to even come close to competing on all fronts they aren't having it
>>154846058>alarm status: still set
>>154847358>>154847382That's uncanny
>>154847673I think United are more than 4 signings away. Aside from Bruno and the goalie, every other position in their starting 11 can be improved upon. Compare that with Arsenal, which they should be as they are the title winners, they have 7 positions in their starting 11 which can't realistically be improved upon (goalkeeper, entire back line, rice and saka).Although United fans would probably throw a fit when being compared to Arsenal.
Is there a scientific reason for why all Dutch managers end up being arrogant, nepotistic, stubborn spastics who ruin clubs?
Bowen to Hull is the sovl move
>>154847708deffo... those 4ish are just to not roll back down out of the CL and start all over againthey need to bank this season, get the signings in and pretty much hold onto top 4 next with the extra games and shit squad and go from there - they aren't winning the CL so should just prioritise top 4/league improvementbut they'd never accept that and still pretend the last few seasons haven't happened
>>154847599Why are you pretending the PGMOL isn't corrupt? Especially after a record breaking season for the title winners? And that's not even getting into Coote being blackmailed or Clattenberg admitting they'd cheat in Fergie's favour.
Kek bruno's final assist was actually an own goal since it came off the post then bounced off the keeper's gloves. If the PL had any balls, they'd rescind it and bring his total back to 20, but they made such a song and dance about him breaking the record that they'll look silly if they track back now. So he's going to be allowed to keep it, although everyone should add an asterisk next to it whenever it's discussed for the sake of integrity.
>>154847772Not only will they not do that you also won't see much talk about it because legacy media has closed ranks on United having had a great season
Goldbridge, real name Brent di Cesare, actual real name Brent Cleminson, has seemed the most sane out of the notable United fans by saying he doesn't care about Bruno winning the PFA and finishing third isn't good enough
>>154847829the indians need something to celebrate mate
Villa will win their next league title before Man U.
>>154847771>Clattenberg admitting they'd cheat in Fergie's favourI remember Halsey (not the pop star) saying it. You get the feeling he could have exposed a lot, but didn't want his wife and children to die in a murder-suicide and for 4PB of CP to get uploaded to his computer.
The Athletic with a longform article about how Amorim was sacked after Big Jim mistook him for a tea lady
Everyone pretending Fergie bought the ref when you've just watched, in real time, PGMOL decide on a team winning the EPL. I've never witnessed the way the refs rig games for Arsenal outside of Spain.
>>154847882My post literally said that the PGMOL rigged games for Fergue AND for Arsenal this season.
>>154847653Remember a few years ago when they almost lynched the owners that was kino. What happened to that fire
>>154847891>the PGMOL rigged games for Fergue AND for Arsenal this seasonFergie still getting decisions
>>154847743he's not going outside the M25
>>154840090What am I missing here?
can Newcastle REALLY afford to give Eddie Howe another summer transfer window?
>>154847896You think Carrick got third on his own merit? Cute.
>>154847928They're losing and got a red card and he's laughing
>>154847930Newcastle have negative pull. No Europe but also battling basic geography and they have a shit manager. Last one of those is fixable (and the second is the Saudis had their way and moved the franchise closer to them) but they won't.
Liverpool spent £500m on players and only got 6 more points than freshly promoted Sunderland?That can’t be right! surely not!
>>154847949The biggest problem is that they can't pay the wages Sky clubs can.
Sanchlingz on free should be salah's replacement, he's a proven winner, guaranteed to get to UCL final
>>154847882>>154847891When did Arsenal get the rub of the green compared to other teams this season? Sounds to me you are just trying to force a narrative because you are unhappy about this years winner.
>>154847949>geographyThe thinking man’s player would LOVE to move to the north east. Much less rainfall, amazing beaches, very sexy students, best history sites in the country. Im glad the grime and jewellery obsessed nogs don’t want to transfer there
>>154847955And they need to adress at least 5 different positions for the coming transfer window.More money wasted
>Garnacho and Delano goals combined - 2I take it back Isak, you are not FLOP of the season
>>154847936Oh, right. Thanks.Could it just have been the absurdity of the situation? It's what, their 8th red card of the season? He's running off at least, instead off walking.
wissa or delap, which was the worst signing?
>>154848060Delap seems like a violent retard that you can’t tame
>>154848060Pissa because no resale value
>>154848060Isak 150mn
>>154847994>they need to address at least 5 different positionsManager, DM, RW, and....?
>>154848060Isak or Wirtz
>>154848075All their back 4 stinks my dude
>>154848075Slotto is staying, paddy. New assistant (he’s never worked with before) is coming to help
>>154848094Everybody stinks because the manager is shit. They've already bought Jeremy Jacket and have Leoni + Bradley to come back. Get a competent manager in and everything fixes itself
>>154848103I refuse
>>154848130Surely not even robbo's replacement? You only have 1 LB left
>>154848060DelapChelsea are expected to be good in the modern era. Nobody expects anything from Newcastle (finished below newly-promoted rivals)
>>154848145just spend a few quid on that black lad from West Ham easy peasy
>>154848060Wissa for sure. Newcastle spunked their isak money one someone whos contract was up next season, has been mostly injured and a non entity when he played.
>>154848060Probably Wissa. I think he was about twice as expensive and probably was expected to perform a lot better than Delap. Chelsea goes through players so quickly and so often than a 30m transfer is barely a footnote.
>The last time Manchester United won the league, David Cameron was PM
>>154847986>Rice choking Pedro>Rice handballing while choking Pedro>No penalty against Gabriel in week 1>No red card for Gabriel for a headbutt>No red card for Havertz for a nearly knee high studs up tackle from behind>Kolo Muani goal incorrectly ruled out>Multiple apologies issued to their opponents by PGMOL after a penalty decision was "missed" That's just off the top of my head, somalian.
>>154848213woke nonsense
>"That appointment has saved the disaster from happening" James Maddison on the impact of Roberto De Zerbi at Tottenham Hotspur HOWLING this CUNT trying to opine on what was to blame when it was the shit crocked players like you
>>154848213post a bottle lad
>>154846230Realistically, what is good for Liverpool next season?
>>154848213Firstly. Your knowledge of flags are in shambles.The rest are a couple of 50/50s and some straw fetching. Could hardly call it evidence for rigging. I can do that too.>No red for Khuzanov when fouling Havertz>No penalty for Saka when he had a tap in but was tripped against Burnley>No red for Pope denying a goal scoring opportunity>No penalty for Arsenal when Pope tripped Gyökeres>No penalty for Gyökeres when tripped against ChelseaArsenal was pretty neutral among the refs this season. They didn't much help but they didn't get fucked much either. Meanwhile Arsenals biggest competitors got away with an obvious punch and two denial of a goalscoring opportunities in the run in. The punch only a yellow and the other two not even deemed a foul because if they gave a foul they wouldn't have been able to save them from being sent off.
>>154848306>replacing more boomerstop 4
>West Ham want £80m for FernandesDo they really have the power to demand this?
>>154846800Nah I would take Cucurella, James, and Caicedo.
>>154848314Don't forhet that Big Dec is England captain now so he can do as he pleases in the league... Not that a Welsh nonce would understand
>>154848334>Big Dec is England captain nowNo? Kane is. Rice isn't even the vice captain, Stones is.
>>154846895Sunderland finished 7th, got European football, and beat Newcastle home and away. Lmaooooo.
>>154848306Salah willingly going on a free mid contract after signing a new bumper inflation busting pay rise and dropping stinker after stinker
>>154848340>he doesn't know
>>154848328>>154846800United would benefit from>Cucurella>James>Caicedo>FernandezThat's probably it. I dunno about Hato, but he could be good for back-up.
>>154848334I am a bit worried by the way he defends corners honestly.
>>154848350I don't know what? Kane is England captain and Stones is the captain if Kane isn't there. What have I missed?
>Glasner and Iraola advertising themselves to a big club>no bitesWhat went wrong? Glasner especially has won the Europa and FA Cup
>>154848367Glasner is hoping to win the ECL and then he'll do a side-grade to like, I dunno, Club Brugge or something.
Iraola seems like a catch, Glabner seems like a whiny bitch
>>154848334lol wrong againit's amazing how much seething has broken your brain
>>154847896Kek. Apparently he blackmailed the club shop owner to make sure he always had a bag of chocolate stars.
>>154848376>complain club keeps trying to sell your best players>STOP WHINING
>>154848362You don't understand. I know is says Kane and Stones are the captains but really it's Rice and Saka. They are actually the captains. It's true, I saw it in /epl/
>>154848323No. They'll get £60M because all the big clubs will be more than happy to let them sweat until the end of the transfer window.
he's going to get Elizabeth to pass him the smelling salts soon, don't dare insult Big Dec XL or Big Starboy XL
>>154848367>no bitesIs this your first World Cup window? (yes it is) (now you will seethe)
>>154848390>>154848396>>154848399aaand he's lost it. total 190 melty
>>154848323Why bother when Anderson is probably getable for 100m
>>154848390Rice is defo in the leadership group, but he isn't the captain or vice captain.
Why would a welsh cunt care so much about who's captain of England?
>>154848411Impossible Rice is the Captain of Enlgand
>>154848314>50/50sYou somalians are the biggest retards going. You'd think those big light bulb heads would house a bigger brain but na.
>>154848424Because 4chan is his life and he HAS to seethe for a crumb of attention.
>>154848323If you want 60 you have to ask for 80
>>New >>154848446>>154848446>>154848446>>154848446
Oh, yeah.Bloody hell.I'm sweatin' here.Roastin'.Boilin'.Bakin'.Swelterin'.It's like a sauna.A furnace.You could fry an egg on my stomach.Ohh...Ooh, now that is hot.It's ridiculous.Tremendous.Fantastic.Fan-dabby-dozy......tastic.
>Arsenal was pretty neutral with refs this season>Arsenal are the first club to ever go an entire campaign without conceding a penalty or a red cardDon't question it goyim! Ignore the money filing into PGMOL's pockets.
>>154848317>>154848346Will they get top 4? A few teams will be competitive next season.
>>154848455It literally entirely depends on if Slot gets sacked before the season begins or not. If he's gone and replaced with pretty much any other top level coach, they'll have an outside shot at the title. If he stays, they'll be chasing Europa spots
>>154848432Trying to insult someone when you can't even see the difference between the Somalian and Sweden flag is pretty comical. Return to school lad.
>>154848455I don’t think so
>>154848323>>154848396he's not an 80m or even 60m player, dunno where this revisionism is coming from, he's shit
>>154848386>threaten to quit because the club wants to sell a player in the last year of his contract and you think the replacement isn't good enough >a few months on the replacement is your best defender and you're quitting anyway
>>154848466>Edwards spent half a bill on dogshit>Salah, Jota, Darwin, Diaz gone >VVD getting worse each yearThey’re not just a coach away from a title charge
