IT WAS >3-0 EDITION MTL (1) VS CAR (1) - 8 PM EST Relive the humiliation >>154843187
next game is a must win for vegas
Fire Bednar and Hakstol before game 4. Send a fucking message to the entire Org. Fucking ZERO accountability.
>most dangerous draw in Kelowna
If Bednar doesn't get fired, then I don't know what's our plan. I guess 1st and 2nd round exits till Mack retires? Central ain't getting any easier, west in general is getting stacked for years to come. This core has maybe 2 or 3 years left as contenders and we're wasting it with this incompetent coaching staff. How can you have bottom 6 worst PP with Mack/Makar/Necas? How can you blow 3-0 lead with arguably the best defensive pair in the league? How can you not find a way to win a single game when Utah and Ducks definitely shown us Vegas is beatable. This coach has wasted last 3 years of this core. Without the extremely favourable bracket in 2022, I think we would be cupless. We got lucky none of the teams played a neutral zone clog and heavy forecheck game.
A loss for KWABarado is a win for us.
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154845025THANK YOU GARY
>missed game again>saw the assves chocked>Vegas wonHOLY SHIT BROOOOOSSSSS
John Tortorella is like a father to me
>>154845048Night, schmoopy
>>154845025>>154845025>>154845025REMINDER that my theory a few threads ago about how whatever the OP image is themed as, be it one team or the other, decides that that team wins the game. And last thread's OP image? Vegas-themed. /hoc/ is more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Enjoy your day off fellow wagiebros! :)
>Colofraudo Fagalanche
I’ve defended Bednar since his awful first season, he’s a good coach but unless there’s some sort of miracle and the Avs win this series, it’s time. His teams can’t beat Vegas. Can’t beat Dallas. Can’t beat DeBoer. And can’t win game 7’s. Now they’ve blown back to back leads in big games and are likely to be swept when they were heavy favorites.Mack getting injured may save him but it shouldn’t. This team needs a new voice. And spare me the “who are they going to get that’s better?” BS. If the guy can’t win, he can’t win. You don’t just keep running it back and hoping for a miracle. That’s what I’ve done since they won the Cup and it’s obvious it’s not going to work.
How the FUCK did the the soiboy avalanche win the Cup in 2022
When will Gary do something about this terrible playoff format that makes contenders like Anaheim and Vegas play each other in the second round while jobbers like Colorado basically get byes to the WCF?
mackinnon being a bigger choke artist than mcdavid is something else
Flyers could use a goalie like this
colorado shouldnt even bother dressing mackinnon or makar next game.
John Tortorella was nicknamed "The Paper Italian" during his playing days at the University of Maine.
This team is SOFT. Full stop.Hate to say it but this team is soft. Gave up 5 unanswered tonight. Gabe in post game talking about how they clawed back. Should have been 6 but Toronto bailed us out for once.Nope we played like garbage the second half of the game and got our asses handed to us.I love this team but I’m disappointed in all of them. This series is so one sided and over.
>Dylan trying to claim Copey's wins as hisHoly cuck
Tortorella never played a game in the NHL.
>>154845066>>154845066>>154845066No, /hoc/ is as powerful as I imagine cause I believe in /hoc/>/hoc/ is the shiz-nit
>>154845082Umaine is a mediocre school but has decent hockey
The playoffs are not about the best team in the NHL. The best team rarely wins . The playoffs are about who is the dirtiest or the healthiest or the hottest. The President’s trophy is awarded to the best team in the league. The playoffs are officiated differently and awarded differently. If you want to win in the playoffs you need a dirty, physical and healthy team.
took a nap before the game and just woke up when my Avesies were up 3-0. Didn't check the score but excited they made it a 2-1 series
>>154845087
>>154845095he's too powerful for the nhl
>>154845091>Since one famous guy was acquitted 30 years ago, that means all famous people could be guilty even if found not guilty by the courts.
>>154845091Imagine being drunk getting convinced by your friends to run a train, not being able to get hard for the whore, go home and now have this whole narrative around you for the rest of your life
>Here is your 2026 Stanley Cup Champions, the Las Vegas Golden Knights!
>>154845106Gary won’t like this
When Torts was the coach for vancouver (remember that kek) he lived across the border in Point Roberts JEN
>CARTER HART AND TORTS WIN THE STANLEY CUP Philly on suicide watch
just got here after working and watching the second two periods with my pops and i just want to start with a:KWABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAi was told the assv would win in 4 or 5HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAi was told the knights would lose this game after being down 3-0HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>mackwabinnon>makwabarHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAnow i'll be reading the past two hours of the thread for a few minutes. then reposting cope and seethe. knights fucking rule
Presidents' Trophy winning teams to go down 3-0>1988 Flames (4-0 to Edmonton)>1995 Red Wings (4-0 to NJ, shortened season)>2007 Sabres (4-1 to Ottawa)>2012 Kings (4-1 to LA)>2018 Bolts (4-0 to CBJ)>2022 Panthers (4-0 to Tampa)>2026 Soft Pusies (pending)
mackbitch spreading cte and ebola to his >muh avies :)) groupie hoes
>>154845128this is probably closer to what happened in that hotel room that one fateful day
>fraudorado fagalanche
>>154845137we wouldn't win with them anyway, we're happy for them
Everyone going on about effort and coaching. The difference between this type of game being considered retroactively considered positively or negatively is goaltending. Avs didn’t get it, and they haven’t gotten it from a starter since Blackwood on May 11th, and then he proceeded to meltdown the game after. In the playoffs, the skaters are going to have bad games, you need your goalie to steal one for you, and they just haven't. If anything it's been the opposite, where the goals have been given up the worst possible times.The problem, beyond the injuries and anything else, is that Wedgwood may be an incredible journeyman, and had an amazing season, but he has never been here in his career and it’s showing. it’s felt like the superstar forwards of the past two rounds have exposing him. Not his fault, he was brought in to be the backup and has played better than anyone thought he would and thrust into a role he couldn't have expected.Then there’s Blackwood, brought in to be the number one, recovering from injury, took too long, and lost his net. Just has not had the opportunity to get in rhythm and when he got his chance in the playoffs the lights were too bright.The practical effect is that like the saying goes, if you have two goalies, that means you have none.
>>154845141mackinnon is saving himself for marriage
>retards with their imaginary friends>trb>copey thinking he can seanpostI'm out.
>>154845066Then why did the Quacks lose? We never had a Knight OP image during that series
>>154845143Funny people really sell out and just promote of stuff. Gotta kill these pornographers
>>154845143>in the frozen winter of '18
>>154845082Casa de papel was spanish
>>154845128should have just stayed home with his boyfriend
>>154845140I will never forget the 2019 boltZ losing to the teds
Avs fans want to hire Deboer. They don’t know
>>154845157Even the deserve to win meter has abandoned them.
might go pull on my pud before bed and get some sleep, bros
>>154845190does he have one?
>>154845203same
NGL after learning of the Hart thing and the whore with the false allegations + the entire reddit hockeyverse getting assgaped about it i'm starting to like the Knights more and moreit's even sweeter considering the Oilers did the Canadian typical needful and stopped chasing himfucking hilarious shit, if Marner wasn't there i'd consider a Hart jersey, ahhh total foid collapse
>>154845209it's hockey, of course he does
Let's look at the past 6 years and see if we can notice any trends:2021: DeBoer's Vegas. Neutral zone clog. Suffocated us.2022: Cup year. Didn't play against a neutral zone clog.2023: Seattle. Played an off-brand neutral zone clog. Still managed to beat us.2024: DeBoer's Dallas. Neutral zone clog. Suffocated us.2025: DeBoer's Dallas. Neutral zone clog. Suffocated us.2026: Torts' Vegas. Neutral zone clog. Currently getting suffocated.When you throw rock every goddamn time, teams will figure out that they just need to throw paper to win. The only time we won the cup is when teams along the way were only built to throw scissors.
>>154845143post more vids like that
I think this is a very different looking series with Mikko. Necas has been the playoff ghost Canes fans warned us about, and before you go "We couldn't afford Rants!", yes the fuck we could have. It just would've meant sacrificing the cap of someone like Brock Nelson who has been even worse these playoffs.Oh and fuck off with this "disaster bros" shit, Carolina sent Mikko to arguably our biggest rival where he's going to be for the next 7 years. Fuck them, fuck the Stars, fuck the Knights.What a way to waste a historic season. Credit to Vegas, they clearly want it more. At least we'll always have 2022, but it really feels like this era of the Avs should've won more than just one...
>>154845066My balls have been incorrectly* predicting Vegas was gonna lose since round 1.
Are you pussies going to fuck me?!
>>154845223the hockey subreddit sided with him after the trial so I don't know which reddit's are mad at him still.
>>154845158WITH FINNS YOU WIN
Listen. I have not lost faith in my aves. We're winning this and it's going to mind break everyone and set the knights back for years. Imagine going up 3-0 to lose 3-4. It's happening and Gary told me it will happen. We're not losing this is not happening mckinnon will show up.
>>154845253based anon's balls
>>154845045You faggots were raped by My Wilds
>>154845261That was before all the Yaoi, porn addicted, heated rivalry fans joined and started larping
remember when expansion teams were bad forever?Thanks gary
>>154845294>he said his team got buck Wild on the Dallass Stors
I think Nate has lost his mind
>makar comes back>give up more goals than everhes such a shit defenseman
>>154845302What about the yuri addicted pwhl fans
>>154845332>I think Nate has lost his mindhe might have
Tragic. Pathetic. A lot of other sad/bad words ending in -ic.I'll be in a hole talking to nobody.
>>154845302that was already around. hr fans don't pay attention to that shit when they can hound the actors for their personal relationships. even if he's innocent, there's no getting around the tampering with two juries and relying on a sympathetic defence judge to get off. it's just a bad look.
>>154845332KWAB
>>154845341The men in the nhl are attractive, the men in the pwhl are not
>>154845356>men in the nhl are attractive, the men in the pwhl are notExcuse me
>>154845356is that why I never made the NHL?
>>154845128After a female judge said the evidence was not "credible or reliable" and "'Believe the victim' has become popularized of late, it has no place in a criminal trial...the assumption that the complainant is telling the truth is the equivalent of imposing a presumption of guilt on the person accused of sexual assault and then placing a burden on him to prove his innocence.'"If a roastie judge laughs another roastie throwing around rape accusations out of a Canadian court and publicly flambés the accuser like this the accuser's story must've been total bullshit.
>>154845138>he posted it again
pozzed ass bitch
>>154845348You have never been in these circles, woman will literally throw themselves at you in London ur the biggest show on earth in that dump
>>154845345>sad/bad words ending in -icpropheticchaoticquixoticlaconicironicdiabolic
>>154845332the olympics mind raped that faggot
>>154845383i think we're agreeing. i was talking about story fans who weren't already into hockey and might only follow it very casually now.
>>154845376it was bullshit. She was mad that they basically kicked her out after they were done and felt used. She went home cying, her mom found her and told her she was raped. Now she gets to be retired on leaf taxpayer dollars.
what's mackinnon's theme song?
>>154845407*mom convinced her that she was raped.
>>154845407Why does no one know her real name?
>>154845382Is this shit fucking real??
>>154845419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2yCfIHFRhI
>>154845345Fantastic
HAHAHAHA COLORADO FAGGOTS
>>154845419https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
>>154845419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1DdO3SISgI'm half the man I used to be(This I feel as the dawn, it fades to gray)Well, I'm half the man I used to be(Well, this I feel as the dawn, it fades to gray)Well, I'm half the man I used to be(This I feel as the dawn, it fades to gray)Well, I'm half the man I used to beHalf the man I used to be
reject society and embrace monke, bros
>>154845426If you were from the big three london, windsor, sarnia you would know
Flames won the andersson trade
>>154845461elaborate
>>154845454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=340FMdHj24c
>>154845461london is in england, silly!
>>154845183I agree, this shit is a cancer on the world.
My Starsies would've swept either of these teams
What’s wild is the Avs will start collapsing and Bednar will never take a timeout or switch lines>>154845232Same with the Preds and Blues
>>154845419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
Quinn Hughes Cale makar or Evan Bouchard.
>unironic redditroons are trying very hard to meme the rape thing hereYou trannies know that doesn't work here right? Didn't happen + wasn't guilty = makes us like HartGOD and the Knights more
>>154845382Is he the black woman in question?
>>154845426Some people will know, but there are automatic gag orders where sex crime allegations are involved. This is common in many jurisdictions.
>>154845460I want to coom in gril monke tho
Generational avs hater here. I dont care who wins as long as those insuferable avs fans eat shit.Thank you, vegas.
why isnt macklin celebrini preserving his elite hockey genetics by breeding with hannah bilka?
>>154845523If Vegas advances to the Stanley Cup Final, it would be their 3rd visit in just 9 seasons. This would match or exceed the total number of appearances for 16 other NHL franchises.Calgary Flames (3), Colorado Avalanche (3), Los Angeles Kings (3), Vancouver Canucks (3), Anaheim Ducks (2), Buffalo Sabres (2), Carolina Hurricanes (2), Washington Capitals (2), Nashville Predators (1), Ottawa Senators (1), San Jose Sharks (1), Columbus Blue Jackets (0), Minnesota Wild (0), Seattle Kraken (0), Utah Mammoth (0), Winnipeg Jets (0).Just an unprecedented level of success in this short amount of time.To take it further, if they end up winning the cup they would match or exceed the total number of cups for 19 other NHL franchises!
>>154845426best to know who she is. why run the risk of causing a bigger scandal by getting doxxed
huomenta>it was 3-0
>>154845531Totally non rigged sport
>>154845530Because he's shooting his semen on Big Joe's chest when he's riding him, duh
>>154845345sakic
>>1548455305’5 and elite genetics don’t belong in the same sentence
>>154845531god my knighties mogs this gay league
>>154845554he has pretty eyes
>>154845533Why do they rig it for such a small and irrelevant market though?>>154845530smitty wouldn't like that
My Flames would have made this an actual series
Holy extremely based digits
FAGGOT(S)
>>154845566Talking about the foid
all caught up. knights won *dabs*
>get to laugh at avs for potentially being swept>get to laugh at laffs for marner
Avs fan, I come in peace with a requestIf it comes down to a VGK vs Canes Cup Final, please don’t let the team with a rapist goalie win
We had a few just absolutely terrible passengers or even straight up drags on this team the last three games.Nelson just absolutely terrible. - 0 shots on goal on 4 shot attempts tonight. 1 shot on goal on 4 shot attempts game 2. Only times he was visible was falling down in corners, turning the puck over in the center of the ice and missing the goddamn net.Malinsky- Maybe he's still hurt. I don't know. But he's been a shell of himself since coming back for this series. No dynamism with the puck (his strength!) and tons of bad turnovers. Gets completely railed by Hertle on the Knights 4th goal.Nichushkin- Where the fuck did this guy go. Would not have been all that different if he had just relapsed instead (glad he seemingly hasn't.) Played 8 minutes tonight- was straight up benched and he earned it. Xg in game two 10%. Xg tonight 25%. Maybe he was injured too but if he was he shouldn't have been on the ice.Necas- He just has to cut into the center of the ice with the puck sometimes. He can't go around everytime. He wasn't bad all playoffs and he made some fantastic plays against Minny. But this weakness was beyond glaring against VGK.Bednar- He wasn't outcoached in X's and O's- Happy to chat more granularly about that if anyone wants. But the Avs fucking let go of the rope up 3-0 at the end of the first. They relaxed and started playing absolutely lackadaisically right at the time Vegas brought their intensity to a new level. You absolutely cannot let go of the tension and the Avs did that. Bednar trusted this team manage themselves emotionally and he was wrong. Maybe a more intense coach gets in their ears and their faces a bit more up 3-0 to keep them from relaxing. Maybe that's the difference. I don't know for sure but it feels like a pattern at this point.
As an Habs fan,I don't even care if you guys beat us and make it to the final. I just want Carter Hart to lose. The trash is a shame to Canada.
Why was Hockey Canada financially responsible for their players raping someone outside of official hockey business?
>dude bednar should win the adams ever year lmao
Mixed feelings about Leckonen, Landy. They've both clearly lost a step. Neither can skate the way they could in 21 (with good reason obviously for Landy and Lecky was also coming back from injuries). Neither of them played like top line wingers when we really needed them too. Couldn't create anything- forechecking was fine not great. They played hard nosed and physically and responsibly- but not fast enough. I just think they're miscast at this point. No longer high level puck winners on the forecheck in particular and that was both of these guys' biggest strengths mixed with some skill.Roy and Kadri are also too slow to generate much on their own these days or drive play. Both made some nice slick plays with the puck on their stick= but it's not there enough to make a real difference. This is where Nichushkin and Lecky are supposed to be those guys to win pucks and get it too them but they just aren't those guys at the highest level anymore.Colton has also lost a step since 21not creating anything off the forecheck.Wedgy- He's been an average goalie in the playoffs and average needs a juggernaut in front of them in the playoffs. Avs have been anything but a juggernaut the last three games.
>>154845597they are only responsible because they were dumb enough to pay her
>>154845332Wow...
>>154845611at least the executives were forced to resign. Don't make dumb decisions if you want to keep your job.
its looking pretty grim, AvsBros....we need to win a few games if we want to stay in this
>>154845615Sad
Makar and Mackinnon can cover a lot of these flaws. Ultimately they are the reason this team is a juggernaut when they are. Having both of them on the ice at the same time is the best combination in hockey. We simply didn't have that the last three games- and so these flaws became glaring.Stick tap to Burns for getting pucks through to the net- and being responsible on defense.Stick tap to Drury for being exactly who he's supposed to be.Finally- stick taps to Parker Kelley and Logan O'Connor- they deserved more minutes this series and all playoffs. My other critique of Bednar is not giving these two more ice. Best forwards for the avs besides MacK. Give them a slower skill guy like Kadri or Landy and I bet they put up some serious points. Their speed and forechecking is invaluable. Kelly in particular has more skill than he's given credit for. We needed them up the lineup getting more minutes.Now we pray for a miracle bro's desu be honest.
Is Gary a rangers or islanders fan?
does anyone even read redditposters's (aka mildcuck) spam anymore
Being A Sports Fan Is ExhaustingYou watch your team dominate all year. You see your favorite players light up the scoreboard night in night out. You watch the competition flounder through stretches. You listen to the narratives. You see the pieces added to a championship-level roster. You see the scheming, the planning for positioning. For it all to fall apart to a bad matchup, a hot team, a solid netminder, a seasoned coach.The Avs spent all season positioning themselves to avoid Dallas as much as possible. Vegas fired their coach with weeks left in the season and barely made the playoffs in a mediocre division. Yet the Avs are a game from going home empty handed yet again, against a seemingly insurmountable matchup. All of a sudden, the Jennings Trophy winning goaltending and lockdown D is now a liability. Did Georgiev put a hex on the Woodshed?I know it's technically not over. But it's the way these games have gone that doesn't make me feel any sense that we are almost there. We are getting out-coached, out-hustled, and it appears like our team's spirit is about as damaged as MacKinnon's right knee.Being a sports fan is exhausting.
>>154845623I pray that anal no fun faggot MacKinnon tears his acl and quits embarrassing Canada and white people in general
you know what i'm thinking? we need to get shannon's reaction about all this
>>154845629after tonight's first period? i'd say he's an assv fan
>>154845636yeah I'm a Top 1% Commentor in r/hockey
>>154845597it was tied to an event.>>154845619they resigned becuase keeping a secret hush money fund specifically to cover up sex crime related drama was bad.
>>154845629doesn't care for hockey actually
>Bo Nix injured last second>Nuggets injured and completely fell apart>Avies completely flamed out + Makar injured>RockiesWow this year sucks a lot
>>154845640
>>154845649KWAB
RAPEDAPEDEM LOST
Mentally I have had to stop watching. I just can’t take the stress. I keep telling myself that at the end of the day they will all go play golf and still earn millions.
Taking a midnight mackinnon
Big heavy forecheck, system team that lives and dies by the system … But no let’s try and play regular season hockey where it’s beautiful and there’s space and not adjust whatsoever. Avs could take a page out of the knights book. As much as I hate vgk and I fucking hate that team… they added some skill and came back and played big boy hockey. Avs just cannot adjust
>>154845661To half these guys it’s a job put no weight on it
>>154845660>based goalie>based coachyeah im in
>>154845669 I hate living in Vegas right now. I was at the game, and leaving rn to play a beer league game, and I’m just sad. I hate how a team can affect your emotions. I really wanted this for landy man. Fuck it hurts
>>154845615NICE FUCKING STUFFis Fanatics still gonna use the high quality Adidas leftover templates or go mega cheap with the Authentic Pros going forward? (they have a reputation)i was about to buy some jerseys because of Memorial sale but fuck me I might have to use that money for these beauties, if they don't do Authentic Pro they're throwing money away
Just gotta stick to our game out there and keep generating chances to get pucks to where they need to go
I cant watch another regular season desu. I'll be back for the playoffs and thats about it. I can take the disappointment, I can't take committing my energy for 9 months of overhype for it to mean nothing.I enjoy hockey, but the season is too damn long.It was fun! Hell, it was amazing to watch this team all year.I'm not doing it again.
Predictions?
>>154845690hope it goes 7
How does round robin Memorial Cup overtime work?
>>154845690Canes just so they send a message to Colofraudo: >We can do what you can't
>good guy finalsCanes vs Knights>bad guysAssves vs Hasbeens
i'd hate to be a nova scotian right now
AVS YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO DO IT FOR BURNZIE.. FOR BURNS
>>154845677How do you go outside looking like a basedjack, the altgay is dressed like a fag but atleast some people are into that
>>154845690I know it, you know it, everyone knows it. Ganes is just gonna choke because its conference finals.
>>154845711KWAB
>>154845679they will be shit, don't bother... just get some older ones
>>154845690Randy eats cock
HOLY KWAB
>>154845710
bednar keeps coping with the term "bad nine minute stretch"
>>154845736lol
>>154845732>>154845732you can't look at that Panthers jersey (and the Islanders a bit less) and tell me they're shit, if all the other teams put the same effort they're gonna be fucking coolbut i might be biased bc i do design for a living
>Nichuskin has 1 point in his last 6 gameskwab
>>154845792cool it with the antisemitism, chud.
>>154845792I didn't mean the style I meant the quality
>>154845140How did the Kangz lose to themselves?
Are the Avs officially KWABOTYOTYOTYOAT?
What a fucking game, glad I made it.
>>154845792>Panthers jersey looks cool>i do design for a livingDamn brother, remind me never to use your service.
>>154845851looking that way kwab
How does Vegas fit Makar into their cap in 27
>>154845859BASED i'm jelly. how much were the tickets?
he. is. a. ray. piss.
>coach Q>tortz.>Stan bowman>can all have nhl jobsBut Mike Babcock can’t? Why?
>Canes dumped a bunch of their regular season merchants on the Avs to sabotage themKWAB
>>154845859Extremely based. I'd go but I'm Sharts territory
>>154845851
>>154845882I'm a Season Ticket Member so I got them for 150 each for GM 3,4,6But I'm also at different seats than I normally at because I initially opted out but then Torts magic made me jump back in late
this is why the canes should use the strategy of letting nikishin take full slappers into some poor soul attempting to block
>>154845928based bro.
HAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>154845853>The fucking Olympic Stoat KEK
What a year, huh?
It was actually 6-3 without our reffies trying to rig it.
is it too late for mackinnon to join crosby at worlds?
>>1548459646-2 actually
>>154845965think so
just watched the top 10 goals of the season and saw bedard abusing wolf...
>>154845964>>154845971what happened
>>154845972>could have been getting headpats from macklin at worlds like crosby>forced to endure this clown show
>>154845996looks like he's got a fracture foot or something anyways
>assv
flames are getting a saddledome themed jersey, does that mean it's going to smell like shit?
>>154845999he can walk it off
>>154846008we call that chayka now
mackinnon's knee will never be the same.
i hope it's career ending + more inshallah
new shannon dropped
why don't guys take more slappers? darren raddysh is about to make a lot of money from doing it
>>154845661nigga thinks hes on the team!!!
>>154846034cant wait to see which team gives him 8 million bucks
are the avs on fraudwatch still? or can we just declare them
>>154845963MacKinnon, it's May
>>154846041who invited bro XD XD
>>154846041>>154846053me tomorrow
this series is gonna make mackinnon depressed and quit his healthy habits and become a fat fuck
>>154846059kek
>>154845677>saluting with left hand
>>154846032https://youtu.be/oRcBaNwZvuw?si=SoQ_6X0pWguY6rfTIt’s up
>>154846062Good
>>154846069Mackinnon kwab of the year
about to watch the biggest hits of the nhl seasonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqQX0gy_Pbs
>>154845827Oh okay, yeah there were rumors on the jerseys becoming shit quality soon>>154845864Thats fine broski you do you
>>154845736They didn't technically have a real 3 goal lead. One off of short handed pp doesn't count that's basically an empty netter. So the knights where already winning when they scored 3.
If it makes McKinnon feel any better his hero Crosby also got swept in the conference finals before
the crowd at Denver should've chanted the R word at Hart to throw him off his game.
Colorado got RAPED by 5 NIGGAS just like the 20 year old who got RAPED by Carter Hart who will be RAPING The Montreal Niggers When They Face Them Next Month
>>154846120Retard? Has he done something stupid to deserve that name calling?
>>154845609Landy shouldn't be on the first line but he has also been a top 3 player for them this playoffs. Nelson has been invisible for 11 games, he got his gold medal and fucked off.
>>154845903Don't forget patty Kane that literally chewed all over a bitch
>>154846122omg bro's... has there ever been a more based post in the herstory* of /hoc/?
>>154846120Imagine 20 000 chanting RAPIST over and over. What would Gary do?
>>154846127Tried to get his dick sucked by a stranger.
>makwabar ded>macKwabbinon dedit's literally over
>>154846167Sounds like a smart move. Gets you a spot in vegas where you can get your dick sucked by denver fuccbois instead.
This really is an Edmonton tier choke. At least Nate can rest easy, ( he can't, fucking psycho ) that he still won a cup in his prime. In the end that is all that matters. Winning a cup in your prime, without cup chasing on another team.
>>154846034They’re ineffective. Goalie has plenty of time to see it coming with the big windup and the accuracy is usually poor. Surprising the goalie with a quick and accurate shot is more important than shot speed
mackbitchboy needs a black kween to soothe his aches
>>154846194Then why has ovetchkin scored the most goals ever?
>>154846026Hertl lookin husky
>>154846202how so?
>>154846201Retard
>>154846204In the way that he lookin husky
>>154846201good point
MacKinnon looks like a trump voter
>>154846205he played against goalies who used illegal pads like tim thomas too
>>154846218
>>154846043They haven't stopped veing on fraudwatch since their last cup. Exactly like dylan
Mitchell Daniel Marner
>>154846291What happens when he turns into a fraud though
>>154846291Amazing what you can accomplish when you are free from playing on the laffs.Matthews should try it too
>>154846299>>154846291Once he goes up against the habs in the finals, his inner >laff will set in
Anyone else watching the amazing digital circus movie in theatres :3 no spoilers plz
>>154846291Please win the Smythe, it would be so fucking funny
>>154846306>laffs suck thoughbeit, Vegas on the other hand turned it around drastically
>>154846291>>154846304Thanks for reminding me to watch (more like skim to the goals) the SDPN VOD of the game. This shit is gonna be funny.
need a link to the full replays please
>>154846291That's what's up
>>154846123blessed canefederacy poster
I wonder if the Marner clownshow is going to make coaches expand the role of their "setup man" going forward.
>Evan Bouchard shining at the World Championships>Nurse about to get traded for actual assets>Colorado’s getting swept and Avs fans are crying on my timeline >Makar ghosting when it matters>Vancouver is povertyNo one has it better than Oilers fans.FACT
>>154846370Okay but when wasn't Hongcouver poverty
Avsbros.. I.. think I miss Rantanen.
>>154846387When the islanders were oh wait hshshshs
velocity? heat? slopdown?cancelled
Any bros wanna watch heated rivalry in the nude? No gay stuff
women are selling their used mackinnon avs thong for dirt cheap. not a good look.
>>154846291You know which team could use this guy? That’s the laffs
>>154846370Who’s >your goalie?
>>154846450we love the gay stuff here tho >>154846451
How does hockey rig it for a shiny new Vegas team so easily, but every other sport can't make it happen?
>>154846468Philippians 4:19 (KJV) >“But my God shall supply all your needs according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus.”
>>154846482erm why are you a boomer
>>154846482Oilels strategy of hope and prayers confirmed
>>154846510The Olympics PTSD flashing before his eyes
i'd sacrifice all of /hoc/ in a blood oath to some edmontonian witch for mcdavid to win his first cup. you can all go to hell. you're nothing to me.
>>154846370You have zero rings in the cap era but MacKWAB and MaKWABAr do, know your place soiler
>>154846532He can get a cup when he signs with Vegas
>>154846451was able to buy my sister's before she put it on the marketplace
>>154846370when was this?I can't even remember the last time I saw him happy and celebrating a goal like thathe looks so miserable now
>>154846482Speaking to my muzzie nigga (their religion affirms Jesus as the messiah, but not God), he knows for a fact that McBust has damned himself from ever winning a ring for the blasphemy Mcbust allows on Jesus by having others allow him to call him Mcjesus
>>154845025I don't know what's more embarrassing, that Ducks put more fight against Vegas than Colorado or that the Wild got beat by Colorado and lost multiple goal leads
If Stars are the new Sharks the Avs are the new CapitalsConstantly choking team that managed to go on one successful run
>>154845677
>>154845025And all of a sudden we knights are the favorites to win the cup
>>154845138Holy based
>>154846291Will hoist the cup with Hart and Tortorella as Canes fans chimp out.
McDavid played 4 games with a fully fractured foot and ankle btwthese nova scotians are some bitchmade sissies
>convince the entire thread to call their shit marners>marner gets traded to your team>spend the entire season trying to convince people we dont call them marners anymore>it's actually going to happenkek
>>154845203>>154845222
>>154846704me on the right
>>154846704we call em MacKinnons now
god I don't know if my habs can win the series but I hope they can squeeze out a couple more close matches and no total fumbles like what the avs did at least
>assvs
EM lost, the bad guys are about to win it all.
>Central is about to lose 4 years in a rowKek so much for the best division
>>154846704? vegas is dunking on colorado rn dude. maybe as a bruinsfag i love seeing toronto jestering but he has been nails all playoffs
I was born in NY 96 on the day of game 3 of the SCF - the year the Avs won their first cup. I was and still an Islanders fan my whole life - my dad would bring me to 3+ games a year every year growing up.About 10 years ago as I entered college I said “why would anyone follow sports played by strangers they have no control over and get emotionally involved?”I moved to Denver after college for a job. Mark Rycroft owned the liquor store next to me by complete chance. It gave me a sense of community. They won the cup and I went to playoff game the first year!It felt like destiny to be an Avs fan - they won in 96 when I was born and the year I moved here!This year I hit a point in income where I could stream all games. I watched them over dinner with my partner who grew a love for watching it with me.I even bought jerseys with players NAMES on them and I LOVE Brock Nelson bc he was an Islander and he connected me to NY.During this series I can’t help but think “this is why you stopped watching sports”.After this massive choke I just can’t help but feel “maybe I was right when I was 18 and said following sports is a waste of time”.I just don’t like this feeling I willingly took on and wonder wtf is the point. I understand this is way too long of a post for anyone to care but I actually feel really sad and wanted to vent to the community.How are we 3-0 against this team? I truly believed this was one of the best teams ever. The ducks did better than us. Our team is stacked. 75-0 when leading by 3? 45-0 leading into the third? This is a *literal* historical choke.I love my city, my home, the players. I feel *actual* sadness for a team full of strangers and it makes me feel dumb for even caring.How do yall balance the reality maybe every 15 years they’ll win if im lucky and also being passionate/part of the community?I really don’t care if I get made fun of. This feels new to me and I don’t like the feeling I get but don’t wanna leave yall.
>avs dominate the NHL but avoid being raped by 1 particular team IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGEwhat a fraud conference avs make no fucking sense whether it's inexplicably folding to dallas and now fucking vegas???the stanley cup final will be a fraud sweep for carolina or montreal holy fuck just put tampa & the pussies on this bracket next year at least we'll have finals worth watching>inb4 tampa v montreal was the cup matchup in round 1
>>154847105Oh please, Tampa is a bunch of jobbers too. How long has it been since they made it past the first round?
>>154847105Avs at least won the cup unlike the StarsThose soft pussies are easily the biggest frauds in the league
>>154846994my canesies are inevitable
>>154847162>Mr. Catderson
Everyone who doubted my Knighties (Day 1 fan right here) should apologize right this second.
Just finished my morning mackinnon
>>154846532Danielle Smith does not allow other witches to operate in her province
>>154845736HAHAHAHA
Will Gary reconsider the playoff format now that his revenue is being affected by all the sweeps?
>>154845913That sums up his kwaboty title very well, lmfao.>>154845982They waved off a goal earlier...https://x.com/GinoHard_/status/2058710827905995073>The puck bounces into the air, and Dorofeyev cross-checks it into the net. At full speed, it is impossible to tell if he hits the puck with his stick or his hand. If the puck was hit with his hand, it is no goal. If it was hit with his stick, it is a goal, so long as his stick was below the crossbar. The goal was called off on the ice, and the call was upheld on video review.
>>154847279>my>canadian flag>liking a faggot teamshocking
>>154847809i understand canucks seething over muh funbelt bur why do you hate vagaz? rhe only team i genuinely despise is pittsburgh because of the crosby refpuck
>>154847822shit city shit team shit fansretard
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
happy memorial day to any serviceman who didn't lose to bud
How many Presidents Trophy winners besides Detroit in 95 and Tampa in 2019 got swept?
>Stone won>Karlsson won>Kolesar won>Hertl won>Howden won>Marner won>Hart won>Bud1
I was shocked that the Stars lost to the Wild.I was shocked that the Ducks lost to the Knights.I am shocked that the Knights are leading 3 games to none.I was shocked that the Habs beat the Lightning.I was shocked that the Habs beat the Sabres.What shocking gary thing remains to be seen?
>>154847845categorically better than any canadian city. fans idk but calling a team who snapped a cup like yesterday? seems like you're the retard and dont know what words mean
THE RAPEDHERAPED
Another scalp for the sports betting gods
>>154848098HAHAHA
>>154848098
>>154848120Game Over
My morning Colorado Avalanche went smoothly. Time to work.
>>154848139Have fun bro
Raw toknight bro's
https://x.com/i/status/2058887068642639955
>>154848302>laffs
>>154848302Came down with ligma, many such cases.
Loving laughing at the Avs. Shame Tampa was so injured otherwise this Avs core might never have won a cup.
Bednar should lose the eurofag haircut.
>>154848443Who the hell is Max Domi
really hope we win tonight
>>154846571Stars didn’t choke they were just too injured to win.
One set of bitchmade, diving pusys whacked yesterday, the other one today.
>>154848528Ok Fagalanche are the first one, whose the other?
https://x.com/i/status/2058749198842146859>laffs
>>154848511that's somebody's son
>>154848569Oh I'm certain Marner is talking about Faglander
Thank God there's no wagin' today
Only shit games tonight
>>154848632that's why we're watching Raw
>>154848569>laffs
>>154848632Your looking at last nights schedule
What if Alberta leaves Canada? Will Mcdavid then win a cup in Edmonton?
>>154848668Yes, but Alberta needs to be a US territory at minimum
>Avs>Wild >Jets >StarsCentral would be the ultimate fraud division if Colorado didn't have one recent cup
>>154846291For me, its Hart
>>154846291Who would cause the maximum amount of ass pain if they won the Conn Smythe: Marner or Hart?
>be East coaster>went to bed, 3-0 Avs>"this time, I can sleep tight">7up man, wagie>checked /hoc/>golden shower once again
>>154848495Ligma balls.>>154848569Gary scripted this redemption arc and I Iove it.
>>154846704my gimmicks always get over desu
>>154848737Hart by far
>>154847054KWABOTY
>>154848721None of those teams are good btw. Copey starschizos keep saying the same the thing mildcucks did: waaaahh muh injuries Meanwhile vegas was abysmal for most of the season with all their star players and look at how they turned it around. So yeah Shitral is the most fraudulent division
Can't wait the epic collage.
We still call them marners here
>>154849035>laffs
>>154849035oh no we don't call those that here now. we call them chaykas roys or mackinnons
>>154848721Their cup was basically a fraud. They played a bunch of backup goalies and then a Tampa team on their third final in a row with 75% of the team injured.
>>154849100are they talking about torts?
>Vegas builds a team of dirty shitters>Gary can't let them lose because muh 400 billion dollarsThere is no justice in the world and vague ass will win the cup over Montreal in the final
>>154849152not sure what they meant by that
>>154849170>Vegas builds a team of dirty shitterswhos dirty
Hart lifts the Stanley Cup+Marner gets the Conn Smytheit might be the NHL who finally brings the Day of the Rake, reddit edition, they might actually delete them all from existence in less than a month, I can't fucking wait
>>154849170Anderson is a piece of shit and Montreal doesn’t deserve to win.
What the fuck happened with Colorado?
>>154848979>>154848721based seeing beyond the veil chads
>vegas carolina finals
what kind of name is "mats" anyway
>>154849229KEK
>>154847940>88 Flames>22 Panthers>26 Avalanche
>>154849183>>154849222Don't reply to mildcuck posts bros xhe is still dilating they lost even though its been weeks
>>154849294Matthew but in Swedish. What's your problem bitch
So is McKinnon set for KWABOTY?
If I have to see C***** H**** name go on the Stanley cup this year I am actually loosing faith in humanity. He shouldn’t even be playing on an NHL team vgk’s have no class and will never get my respect.
Carter Hart has restored my faith in humanity.
>>154849326Yes>>154849347Based + same
>>154849310t. named mats
>>154849358t. Hunter MacKenzie Jr IV
>laffs
>>154849380
>>154849380>mACCCKar and mACCCKKinnon not on thereHoly fuck what a shit franchise lmao. Double win for the knighties
>r-r-rent f-free
habs next game: 9 bongslaffs next game: late september 2026
>>154849366And that's a good thing!
ynr nolan patrick
>>154849366Imagine telling people last summer that Vegas would be /hoc/‘s team for playoffs
Gotta have a chat with Coach and management tomorrow bros about sexual harassment in the lockeroom bros. We can't play sauna golem anymore :(
>>154849452>/hoc/'s teamspeak for yourself retardif the finals end up montreal/vegas i will not watch
>>154849486KWAB
Assve are pretty retarded if they don't can Bednar now desu
>>154849452Less wins means thrybare ready to peak at the right time.>Based on regular season winning percentage, the 1938 Chicago Black Hawks were the worst team to win the Stanley Cup Finals. They finished the regular season with only a 14-25-9 record, but they not only made the Stanley Cup Final, but they beat the Toronto Maple Leafs to win the championship.>laffs
>>154849475Next time you know we won’t be able to elect team dick suckers
I was looking over the stanley cup winners of the last 30 years and i dunno why it pisses me off that Kings have won it .... twice
>>154849523>the laffs have always laff'd>laffs
>>154849543I feel that way about every sunbelt team
>>154849366>lafftards whining about collusionYou fags need to stop colluding with laffs' cock.
>>154849486>speak for yourself retardRetard faggot. Hes right, Vegas is /ourteam/ and you will go back to r/hockey and post your Hart memes for free upboats while totally not seething tranny.Kwab.
>>154849611/hoc/'s team is clearly the >laffsretards can not stop postin about them
>>154849611blessed post
>>154849347This
>>154849611holy excellent post
>>154849611checked and knightspilled
>>154849624based autist can't understand how his team is the lolcow of the general
The Kniggers will cause max seethe and therefore are /hoc/'s team, yes.
>>154849624Gonna cry? Gonna piss and shit your pants?
>>154849645>>154849647sorry i upset you>laffs
>>154849366This is why Canada can't win a cup. We always are the good guy.
/hoc/s team is the san jose sharks
>>154849662>n-no uKWAB>laffs
F L A M E SLAMES
>>154849689R U L EELU
Flames and Islanders
bada bing, bada BOOM
>>154849393I'm not sure your pic is about living rent free or about the pain to be a Leafs.
>>154849611Checked and based
>>154849684you asked me questions retard
>>154849333Imagine believing an anonymous woman.
gender based discrimination is lame
grabbing Panthers + Knights jerseys this year after playoffs, well deserved (love the fucking Finn captain btw, shame no Bulju)prob Barkov / Hart
>>154849189Judgement day draws near. Only the based will survive
The Avs are about to get swept by a Vegas team that had fewer points than the Columbus team that swept Tampa.
>>154849916Yup but the 2019 game was far more humiliating since the boltZ broke a record
>>154849923Avs are about to set a record for softest pussies of all time
McKinnon looks so average now. He used to be unstoppable.
>>154849955Him and Makar have been on the decline for a couple of years now. Their loss to the krakheads broke them
>>154849955McKinnon is a career home baby who relies on the altitude advantage and farming dogshit western teams.
>>154849966Sad. He was fantastic to watch during that playoff run in 2022. Even in the olympics this year he was ass.
not worried
>>154849831Except for our women here
>>154850052They will never be a woman.
worried
McKinnon status?
>>154850221One loss away from clinching the KWABOTY title
back to not worried (but I was worried for a second)
>>154850052/hoc/ is a boys only high school
>>154850309have you not hurd of the PWHL?
>>154850309extremely gay
no no no no no they can't take this away
yes justice prevails
wtf just happened? I hate the uuhf
hahaha
Just give Plante the Skoda already. I can smell that exhaust already
>>154850221Kneeling
>>154849831the most insane part of the story is that according to HER version of events nothing close to a crime ever was committed. and she was RECORDED ON CAMERA fully coherent saying she was totally okay and consenting to everything
>>154850493under duress
>>154850510I hope she sees this bro.
>>154850534what is it like being a virgin in 2026?
>>154850510You mean under her dress.
>>154850221KWAB of the year
>>154850552I wouldn't know. How much pussy has white-knighting landed you?
>>154850560still tony
How do they aves approach tomorrow's game? I think they should aim to not lose by more than 2 goals
I finished my chemistry exam! I'm now free to shitpost with you guys tonight.
>>154850721Congrats bro! I bet you aced it :)
>>154850721>chemistryIt's called alchemy, you NPC
>>154850721knights won bro
>>154850831true also raws on toknight
>>154850221We call those that here now
>>154846510Hello darkness my old friend.
>>154850849Based
Lax national championship is on lads
>honk honk honklets go canes
>>154850843ahhh yessir
Cuck? You're almost up.
>>154849183All of em but especially mcnabb
>>154850865but my cuse orange aren't in it :(
Vegas sucks go habs
>>154850876PLEASE win an ECF so someone can stop Vegas. Montreal will get it's shit packed. Canes are our only hope.
>>154850908>>154850908>>154850908NEW
>>154850681Pray the goalie blocks more shots.>>154850721Good job.
