happy bud1500
knights losing today, colorado survives
how are you all celebrating bud1500?
>>154868760Carter hart wore a free alberta shirt butAvalanche coach bednar was gambling
Hart named MVP.
whatcha sippin' on /hoc/?
>>154868782Most violated player
fuck sharter fart retard separatist
>>154868792trb won that one 4 years in a row
>>154868760here's to 1500 more!
Soon.
>>154868789zesty ass boy
>>154868772Terrible, god awful post
[ScoutingTheRefs] The Vegas Golden Knights are 0-4 this postseason under tonight's refs. Colorado is 2-1. Refs Gord Dwyer #19 and Kelly Sutherland #11 get Avalanche vs. Golden Knights Game 4
>>154868801ftm
>scoreless draw in Fort Wayne Gretzky
>>154868812Gary plz...
fuck the knightsfuck the avssimple as
>>154868812kek yep they are getting refpucked to a loss. gary's script has revealed itself
>>154868812He knows Gary...
>>154868812The fact that this is a fact is what legalized and commercialized sports gambling has done to ruin sports.
Hockey is political thanks to farter hart
>>154868801he'll need to watch out for the ref with the crowbar tonight
>>154868801Does Marner still stream?
>>154868822>chimpander kane in there being a fucking n_____Shocker.
>>154867983this is rick ross's home
The PWHL released all player salaries today.
>>154868801Wtf why is he so breedable
>>154868822>kane with the black on black crimekek. based.
>>154868845only after I eat chiptole
Pause
>>154868812Thanks anon for letting me know ahead of time to not watch
>>154868859>tpbud did a number on trb
>>154868859celebrini and bedard sisters.... our response??
My penguins ):
>>154868859
>>154868760Why is that Canadian xan transitioning to a xhe?
>>154868847evander kane owns the entire vegas franchise.
>>154868774with you, cheers
>>154868909Disgusting
>>154868777first I'm hearing this...
>>154868760>albertan vs laurentian
Laffs coulda had Prongz (one of da GOATs) but instead we're stuck with shit AKA chaykahttps://www.tsn.ca/nhl/article/pronger-interviewed-for-top-maple-leafs-job/
Anybody know of any other NHL players who stream on twitch?
>>154868917
>>154868930I see people from India dress up as cowboys more than white people now
>>154868906>in video: one team has a stanley in past 5 years, the other hasnt in over 30 years
>>154868927/patsyuk29
If vegas loses due to ref puck I'm going to start thinking about maybe asking some real questions about gary's reffies being corrupt.
>>154868919Pronger is a meathead with a temper problem
Latinx players would dominate the nhl if given the opportunity
>>154868955he wrote a bookhe's eloquent and loquacious
>>154868927mackbitch used to stream fortnite tournamentshttps://www.twitch.tv/yunggnate29
>>154868961How would they learn how to skate? Hmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
>>154868919isnt he blind now?
>>154868961>he doesnt know Latinx are white >>154868954Buddy they're 0-4 with the refs, they ain't winning
>>154868950looks like he hasn't logged in for a long time
GARY DROP THE FUCKING PUCK! IT'S 11 MINUTES PAST ALREADY!!!! FFS!!!!!
>>154868954>going to start thinking about maybe asking some real questionsJust like my Alberta
>>154868984>Buddy they're 0-4 with the refs, they ain't winningI know, I have a notepad file open up right now with topics of discussion and questions to ask already queued up and ready to go for the inevitable.
>>154868954>Wolkom listen to me, the goyim are onto us and are questioning the officiating. You told me this was a fool proof plan and nobody would suspect a thing. As head of the referees you need to pick not make it so obvious otherwise the Sunbelter will go back to living in awesome states and not paying attention to us
>>154868970>He hired a ghost writer and paid well for it
tick tock wagies
Penguins Re-Sign Forward Evgeni Malkin to a One-Year Contract ($5.5m AAV) Thoughts? Questions? Concerns? Wonders? Prayers?
>>154869012>that zesty, sassy faceYeah yjk he gets down in the locker rooms like Crosby
Alberta would win gold metals if we participating in hockey in Olympics in our own country.
>metals
reminder that celebrini get railed by big joe Thornton is actually canon
Alberta is getting absorbed into the US as a vassal. No voting rights, but they have to pay tribute.
>>154869033this is your roster
>the city of Kansas City
>>154869036albertan intelligence please understand
>>154869044I could see them contending for Bronze.
>>154869033>>154869044not with those shit forwards, defence and goaltending
>>154868970>he's eloquent and loquaciousI highly doubt Pronger can even spell loquacious correctly. The only reason he has a Stanley Cup title was because his wife hated Edmonton. Not sure why he thinks going to Toronto would have been any different considering they live in the St. Louis area and is the complete opposite of Toronto
>>154868801
>>154868955Should listen to him on podcasts, super articulate and knows his shots.>>154868982Huh
>>154869064>ywn have that POV of marner bobbing his head like that in your crotchWhy even live?
>>154869060No one wants to live in Edmongolia if they dont have to nigga, get with the program
>>154869033literally impossible for that to happen outside of armed rebellion with foreign support. also your goalie is carter shart and he would choke harder than binnington
>>154869044nova scotia in 4
so much boylust in this thread i'm out
>>154869083Carter hart is beating wedgewood this year, so...
>>154869044lucky to get pass switzerland/10
We love out Mitch here, don't we folks? We love Mitch, yes we do, we love Mitch so much we named our bowel movements after him, the Great Marner, that's what we call it folks, the Great Marner.
What players would be on Team Manitoba?
>>154869044is hart blacklisted from international events? he's a purebred alberta boy. i'm taking him over thompshit.
So much boylust in this thread I'm in
>>154868801yuuugest fumble all time in the nhl. leafs should have given him what he wanted.
>>154868857I hope they do it for free.
>>154869043Canada already is your vassal. Might as well be your direct vassal.Reminder>us oil companies pay ecoterrorists to whine about the the oil sands>ecoterrorists pay chiefs to stop pipelines to the pacific, arctic/Hudson bay, and atlantic>end result is all canadian oil is forced to go to USA
>>154869076I bet you'd like this to be your POV too you creep!
>>154869108He called his dog a wizard.
>9:00 PM gameGARY WHYYYY
>>154869081I think Edmonton is the only team whose AHL team plays in a more desirable place to live. Only other ones I can think of are Carolina and Chicago Wolves, Ducks and San Diego Gulls
>>154868919I took a long chayka at work today, on the clock.
why are the chemical tanks exploding
>>154869145Uhh read the thread retard bro it's all already predetermined >>154868812
>>154869068https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHiYMvnVyXcthat was literally the end of his career.
>>154869044Honestly less grim than expected. Do the other provinces.
>>154869165https://www.quanthockey.com/nhl/province/active-nhl-players-born-in-ontario-2025-26-stats.html
>>154869140Please stop. I already jerked off this morning.
>canadians have sites that keep track of all the players and shit>can't manage a single cup win with all that weaponized autismLike harry potter honestly
what happens in yukon territory?
>>154869137>Reminder: we are your bitchYes. I know.
>>154869123he was gone and refused to negotiate or accept the higher contract they offered him. his parents were shopping for vegas houses the year before. vegas should have been fucked for tampering, but need to let the jewish kosher mafia team win, so allowed to steal players and fuck over any trade options or ability to negotiate with players. i hate the laffs, but marner is a piece of shit faggot.
>>154869204canada is an already tapped market gary wont allow them to win
>>1548692041) countries don't compete for cups, teams do2) canada is the most represented nationality on cup winning teams among players3) the above points are verifiably and objectively true and you just posting the same images that you normally do that repeat these facts don't discredit them whatsoever (but you probably will anyways, that or just non-relevant low iq replies because you have no real rebuttal so go ahead)
>>154869204They prefer to watch.
Might be time to revisit the 2015 NHL Entry Draftand realize Jack Eichel might be the best overall player in that draft. After this year is over he could have 2 cups and 1 Olympic Gold. What does the #1 pick have to show for? Don’t shoot the messenger but Eich’s is that good.
>>154869223you just self-reported yourself retard
>>154869213>tpholy cope, what being a retarded >laffs and leaf does a to mfer lol. its not really tampering if he wanted to leave because you guys ran him out retardo
>>154869044ermm... you forgot someone...
>>154869210Whitehorse is basically Alaska. Northern lights, snow, the whole winter wonderland. Look into Yellowknife if you wanna go down a rabbithole
>>154869180this roster fucks
>>154869235>yeah, but those other yearskwacanacuck
>>154869214wiser words are rarely written
>>154869226by that logic chris kunitz the greatest player of the salary cap era.
>>154869240>prideI thought that was macklin and connor's thing...?
>>154868906With all the debt I think the city of Las Vegas legally owns him.
>>154869267Why is petting their wife lower than petting their children?
>>154869213Mitch Marner (American refugee) is always welcomed in our country. And we won't harass him, nor will we try to ruin his life like Canada's toxic fanbases and media
>>154869267My SIDES so thats what dylan's nazi salute controversy was about?
>>154869295Dylan also calls other white people "n____r"
>>154869213>tf>tpDecent bait
>BlackwoodIt’s over
>>154869038this nigga is not in the closet he's the whole closet
>most dangerous draw in Indiana
>>154869264by your logic, you should have been in a MAID pod years ago for being mentally retarded
>>154869344>they made them compare "sticks"Embarrassing. Humiliating.
Can Carter Hart play for the US if he claims asylum and becomes a citizen?
>>154869397that isnt how maid works
>>154869359we love mitch here
>>154869146...Bakersfield? Even cholos make fun of Bakersfield
>>154869406He can. He can take ottenbitch's spot as G3, aka guy who fucking does nothing all olympics and still gets a participation medal.
>>154869427>ottenbitchOttershit is better
>>154869424Have you been to Bakersfield? It's in the foothills of the Sequoias. God's Country. All the stereotypes of Bakersfield are from the 80s and 90s. It's a completely different city now after all the SoCal people fled as economic refugees
>>154869443Nah, sharter shart is a winner.
Florida finally plays tomorrow.
>>154869427he still hasn't lifted the flamiac curse
>>154869427It's still HIS medal
>>154869451What? Bakersfield is right in the crystalmeth and violent crimes valley, is by far one of the least soulless cities I've ever been to. Well that's not true, that's Fresno, but Bakersfield is a better Fresno which doesn't mean shit
>>154869495Someone had to wash those jock straps, well earned.
my ‘lanchies gotta get one tonight?
GARY RELATED QUESTION:>Should the League restrict the first round series to a Best-of-5 to shorten the ploffs Shortening the Ploffs WILL become a reality if they ever expand the League further
>>154869502Not sure where in Bakersfield your broke ass hangs out in, but West Bakersfield is nice and affluent. I love Bakersfield. Definitely better than Edmonton
>>154869516yes, >>154868812. its rigged for them
>>154869527>fewer tickets sold, fewer jerseys sold, fewer commercials, fewer concessions soldGood luck convincing gary of this.
it's 9pm and the game still hasn't started
>>154869528>he's in bakersfieldAh the cope makes sense now. My condolences that you're so poor you're stuck in the valley
it’s wild to see the same faggots spamming in here and in the score game chat
>>154869554maybe on the FAGGOT coast. It's still early /here/
>>154868812these odds mean avs lose even more, and i’m saying that as an avs fan in denver
>>154868927retired legend Craig Anderson does virtual racinghttps://www.twitch.tv/anderson41gaming
>>154869557Is this your cope for being wrong? Not remotely true. I go camping out there all the time. How about you lay off the drugs and get the help you need so you don't go city to city looking for your next high. Try getting a better job so you don't have to look down on others because it makes you feel better for being a failure in life. Rent is due in 5 days
>>154869583>as an avs fan in denver>I'm a gay faggotWe know.
>>154869613i’m not a gay faggot you arefuck you
>>154869551I don't have to; the economics of expansion have already shown him the light, opening two teams, and moving a third made him a believerAll decisions like that have consequences on either side; it's the basic accountability of resources and vendors that convinces Gary at the end of the day
>>154868985stopped when he entered player health help thingy. Y'all thought it alcohol or pain killers or depression? nope, video game addiction.
>15 more.minutes to puck dropDAMN IT GARY
>>154869595>the absolute SEETHE from tpDon't forget to harvest my oranges Paco
>7:00PM start
>ruins
>>154869249kys mildcuck
Shant be tuning in until the baseball game is over anyways
>>154869557>Cope: The Post Bakersfield is better than Edmonton. This isn't even a debate
my avies :)
>>154869624nah you're the biggest faggot on faggot island. fuck your own butt. faggot.
My Kitchener Rags are playing now, shan't care about the shitties or the avs
>>154869344You Just Know.
Aves elimination dayOur keks will be mighty
>m-m-mild c-c-cuck!
I love Carter Hart!
>>154869696We believe E.M. in this genny.
>the fort of Wayne
Marner hattrick
>>154869690>Aves elimination day
>>154869724I believe the female judge
>>154869527They're increasing the regular season by 2 games next year. Why would they eliminate playoff games? Only a clown who hates hockey would suggest this.
>>154869724We believe she's a liar, yes. Go Hart :)
>>154869740>believe all women!>no not that woman!
imagine a fast train that goes from bakersfield to merced...and possibly even from merced to bakersfield...
kek Avs had a team meeting and sang kumbaya
>>154869653>drug addict mad he got called out for being a drug addictkek these tweakers are hilarious. New Mexico is that way ========>
>Sunbelt Dominance Day
>>154869758They should try shooting said puck more often.
>>154869724We believe she's a filthy whore who rode the train for a couple of million bucks. Cheating on her boyfriend the whole time.
>>154869765sold. Let's build that shit!
>>154869758Why are they featuring legendary trade bust Noah Dobson?
>>154869768>severely btfo'd>orange picker brownie really posted a "n-no u" ahh postEmbarrassing. I accepted your concession thoeverbeit
>>154869781How many miles of cock has she taken since then?
>>154869724powerful
>Scary
>"SCARY..."
>dressed up as steve jobslmao
>154869798>renter and drug addict mad he got called out for acting pretentious and thinking he's better than people when he is nothing more than a failure living paycheck to paycheckkek truly a low IQ individual who is a failure in his parents' eyes
If a song could be trans it would be dem remixes of classic and hard rock songs
Was hoping the Knight would heem a ref
>>154869813That's assuming that anyone even wants to fuck her. Apparently she immediately revealed her pussy when he wasn't interested lmao
E.M. raped me 10 years ago
>>154869813She's taken at least my 4 inches.
>xher still dilating and projecting over getting btfo'dLove to see it. Average central valley poster kwab
>>154869846Femcels are the most pathetic individuals
LMFAO this pregame show is amazing
what the FUCK was that mercy ships ad
I hope the assvs get swept just so we don't have to see pernell and his faggot outfits for a few days.
Are they going to sing O Canada for my Nordies?
CARTER HART OUR HERO
this feels like an exceedingly "quirked up white boy" event even for me
dump cake is out of the oven and is cooling on the counter :)
christ almighty that was so fucking lame>disco ball sparkles>wooshing sounds>white dragon projected onto the ice, looks like shit>knight guy just wandering around>refs skate out during the show>it just kind of ends at some point and they switch over to the drummers and the john wick musicremember when they used to cut jets in half?that fucking sucked
>thinks everyone who disagrees with xher is from a meth den like the one xhe grew up in and currently resides in as a renterkek look at the responses, that is definitely not someone who owns a home or has a good job, nor are they able to pass a drug test
BOOOOOOOOO DARKIE AND AMERICAN ANTHEM BOOOOOO
Didn't this nigga sing last game?
torts just said the F word fine him a billion gary
MAN IT'S 9:15DROP THE FUCKING PUCK GARY
>assvs elimination nightits an honor to be here with you all
>>154869769
KINO FORTRESS
LETS GO MY NIGGA MITCHY GET THAT MVP
fuck yo ramparts nibba
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154869735
dude looks like the first lead singer of killswitch engage
>scoreless in Kelowna It's the O league and Q league match> real shit
>farm worker brownie xher is just gonna keep seething until it gets the last wordSad! Anyway back to hockey
i forgot canadians say veh-gas
for the land of the sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedand the home of the feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
>>154869851i believe you
>>154869951>first lead singerretard
>>154869908I was so enthralled I forgot to take a screenshot
who are the good guys in this series?
>high tweaker mad that other people are more successful than xherkek what a loser in life
>>154869973vegass unfortunately
So what are you eating from tonight's 1st period sponsor?
>[puck drops]>oh and by the way THE FIRST PERIOD IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MCDONALDS>THANK YOU, JESUS>GOD BLESS AMERICA
It's nice to see how many hockey players smile for their profile pictures, instead of being some thug piece of shit, they appear happy that they get to play a child's game for millions of dollars.
>>154869908yeah i was really curious how they were gonna cut an avalanche in half, then the knight guy stabbed his own ice, piecing the helmet logoextremely bizarre
>>154869953My >rags got this in the bag.
>>154869908Either you love or you hate em. Besides them being tacky as fuck, they make Vegas haters fume
>scoreless draws
>>154869989I made homemade burgers with ground beef I ground up myself, bacon I diced up myself and hi-temp cheese I bought from the grocery store all by myself.
>>154870001NHL players are personable and many are humble. They don't act like they're a gift to humanity like NBA players who actively hate the fans and treat them like shit
>>154870001It's a serious game. You shouldn't show weakness.
>>154869989mcdouble w/o pickles and a medium fry
>>154870001I would mean-mug and say I went to "hard knocks university"
>>154869956How do u say it nigga
Pats like t\here are why /hoc/ is desd
>>154869758how's that gonna help with Hutson getting deflected off the glass and out of play
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
wish they'd cut a jeet in half
>>154869973The team I support
>>154870014Theyre not personableMost come off as spergy nerdsThey smile cause they're white
>>154870005sure they will
>>154869984dire times i guess the marner storyline is ok
>>154870010Straight to jailThey aren't going to just keep giving us free 1st periods if you don't support the sponsor!
>vegas hockey
>>154870007but the gimmicks used to actually be good >>154870041
>>154870041>crashes at the endDamn that's actually kinda good lmao
You know I had to do it to em.
>>154870010>gonna eat all these delicious high-quality burgers by myself
>>154870070
Sportsnet SUCKS DICK
carter hart is an inspiration to men with a micro penis that cant satisfy a women
SCAA
>1ssvs
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
STONER SCAAAAAAR
EAT THE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
VEGAS SCAAAAAAARRR
GRUG PUT PUCK IN NET
STONED
SCARRRRRRRR
>>154870044I disagree. The ones I've met are super cool and are just regular dudes you'd hang out with to play games or whatever. They are as normal as they come besides baseball players
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GncdlwzB4I
uh ohit’s over isn’t it
Here comes the sun do do do do
Imagine2 time Cup champion Golden Knights2 time Cup champion Torts
it is literally, figuratively, and unironically over>assvs
MARKY MARK
>1 mm over line in super slow mo 10 minute video review>offside>reach in air, grab puck, throw it 5 ft in front of you for free breakaway>legalso fucking stupid. thats not a goal and should be blown dead instantly when he fucking baseball grabs and throws it ahead of him.
put wedgewood in
LOL, LMOA>b-but he's bald!!!!!!
KWWWAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSOFFFFFFFPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
MINERAL MARKINERALMARK
FREEEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
>>154870010>not smoking his own bacon or making his own cheese shiggy
Carter Hart is YOUR Conn Smythe winner
yeah its over
The longest night ever for MacKinnon, his army of mexicans and the nu-males who made the journey to Las Vegas.
>>154870119>hand pass to himself
>Denver
>>154870119I'm going to side with the official over a guy watching it on his 24" monitor
>>154870135I do that too, just didn't have time tonight. Last minute decision since it is so nice out.
>the year is 2026>your team is getting dabbed on>by fucking Flavor Flav
yeah avs are out. why didnt the fucking goalie come out way more?
bud won
>Carter Hart is going to the Stanley Cup FinalNever, ever tell me assault allegations "ruin men's lives"
Calm down retards, we still have a lot of hockey to go
>>154870163How come this has been gets to have a specialized jersey, but I, a paying customer, do not?
Vegas vs Florida finalAnother year without a win for Canada.
>>154870170You have to work for that return from hell, Dante
>>154870170They ruined my nigga Alex Formenton's life thoughbeit.
>>154870172shut the fuck up
>>154869941>you always got a plan Dutch
>>154870170he lost millions of dollars
I was told by myself that the Avs were going to win the stanley cup.
>>154870164he's plenty far enough out, iykwim
>>154870185>Vegas vs Floridaretard
>>154870184I mean if you call and ask, I'm sure they can arrange it. Have you actually called and asked?
>>154870185>Floridahuh?
>>154870217wtf i love feminist retards now
>>154870201Dude...where's mACKar?
>>154870041this one is amazing since he holds the sword in the air and and the effect is spectacular
full catch and glove on replay. tosses it a mile ahead of himself. should be blown dead.
>Did someone say "Conn Smythe?"
FLAVA FLAAAAV
>Dwayne Jetski
>>154870242Man no wonder why we own you in hockey when you're this retarded
>>154870220No. I'm waiting for them to take the initiative. Like I do with my dating life.
>>154870217BASED
Did these nerds all forget how to throw hands or something
>>154870249already reserved for Taylor Hall
>scoreless in Kelowna
>>154870185>Florida
trb's favourite team is losing
>>154870291he's a dead wongs fan, learn the lore
>assves already getting into the divegrass tacticsKWABS
>>154870217If Hart was a real man he'd drop his pants right there and rape the shit outta all those women.
would you enter Carter Hart's lair?
>>154870278>took out Sanderson>took out Sanheim>almost took out Hutson
In hindsight, this was when Colorado's season was destined to fail
What consolation prize do they get this time for losing?
>>154870309all clean hitskeep your head up
>>154870297he started watching after gritty memes in 2018. after the avs won in '22 he declared himself a fan
SIX UNANSWERED GOALS
>Marner leaves Toronto and immediately wins a Cup>Matthews is letting Chayka and Sundin make him stay in Toronto for another year
>>154870308he should enter my lair iykwis
>>154870223>>154870287>>154870212Carolina is rightful Florida clay, just as Long Island is in New Jersey.
>>154870316macklin has been shooting new video content for them to enjoy
>>154870316that face he makes at :02 always make me lmao
you can tell the mildcuck is having the greatest day of his pathetic life kek
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
you can tell the canacuck is seething by how much I am enjoying today kek
>>154870342thanks for bringing him up out of nowhere you obsessed freak, I can't wait to read your next 20 posts about him
This is a must win game for colorado imo
UH OH MISSOURI UH OHHOH
>>154870342>>154870358>>154870360all trb btw
Kelowna mentioned.
>>154870361you might be on to something
Hey /hoc/ wave back at Gary and don't forget to tip him
ngl bros this new minions movie looks pretty fire
>>154870370let's go rags
I like Emily Kaplan
has a team ever won a series down 3 games to 0 and behind in game 4?
shoot the leg
Is having 0 goals in the playoff series a good thing?
>>154870390make his hand bigger
>>154870370My Rags will rape these softpusys
>ngl bros this new minions movie looks pretty firethats what a crackhead from the meth valley would say ong fr
>>154870398Way better than that tranny Jackie
>>154870398something something tongue on the hairline split.
>>154870390I love you Gary! Is $1,000 a good tip?
>>154870423They're both charming beautiful ladies.
>>154870405I don't know but I do not care to find out for this series. Fuck the ASSves
SCARRRR!!
>>154870398Emily is alright, but we are mainly a Taryn and Abby genny
*whiny bitch voice*>thats what a crackhead from the meth valley would say ong fr
ET LE BUTTTTTTTTT wait wrong game
deli boys hype
>>154870430the seam
>show vegas' only black player>immediately show a promo for some sneakerskek. based gary.
>>154870390
T N TNT
H A R TART
>>154870447>tucked in sweatshirt
>>154870467what ad comes after they show eichel?
>>154870405Kings
*whiny bitch voice*>show vegas' only black player>immediately show a promo for some sneakerskek. based gary.
what does kadri do?
>cock belchson
>>154870488dollar loan center
I didn't know Sharter was actually elite tf
Hart didn't let it leak through!
>nelson and mackinnon>ZERO GOALS this serieslol
Remember when MacKinnon and Nelson could,score goals?
>>1548704052014 Kings did it in the first round against the Sharks. Not only did they do that, but then they came back and won the next series down 3-1 and the following series down 3-2. Kings 2014 run is one of the most insane in league history
>>154870493first muslim to be kissed by don cherry on tv
Official trainer shoe?What is this shit Gary?
>>154870405Kings during their pseudo dynasty days
My opinion of Hart is kind of split.
>>154870520sure it wasn't jian ghomeshi?
Burns getting extra chippy as he realizes he’ll never win a cup
the GM is also Canadian
Why would Co even take on let alone play Burns? The dude was a healthy scratch on his historic game LMAO.
>>154870518Crazy to think there was a time when the Kangz weren't complete and utter ass. What happened to them anyway
>>154870518Gary should have intervened, but then we wouldn't have had the best espys monologue, unless I'm confusing that one with 2012.
>>154870555American deadweights getting carried. Many such cases.
>>154870405It's time for the aves to make history
>>154870555brainerd diarrhea
I thought Vegas was in the pillow fight division, what happened
>>154870249nah mitchy is getting it for certain
The Avs are actually getting raped by Carter Hart, unlike E.M.
>>154870555And they would all prefer to play and coach as far from canada as gary has made possible.
>>154870584They still are, the West is the Worst for a reason.
give it to me straight, did carter hart actually do anything wrong or did some drunk girl just grind all over everyone and pull their dicks out then regretted it later
>>154870555so's the whore who complained about Hart pinching her nostrils shut while his dick was down her throat
>>154870565Kopitar and Doughty cried about wasting their careers waiting for another rebuild. Kings fumbled the best prospect pool in the NHL at the start of the decade. Rob Blake fucked up pretty bad trying to keep the dynasty going when he should have just traded Doughty and Kopitar if they wanted to play for a contender
>>154870315Between this, Toews getting stuffed and Makar deciding to give up in OT, I hope Colorado's plane crashes and Nichushkin is the only survivor and he goes on a coke bender for the rest of his life
>>154870611We don't know we don't have the parallax angle
>>154870620
cant believe nucks buck broke the fraudalanche
>muslim centers
>>154870565Voynov their 2nd best D got accused of wife beating and got deported, Richards their #2C turned into a oxycodone addict, Stoll another solid D turned into a coke addict, and their captain brown turned into a useless goon already by the time of their 2nd cup.This all happened within a year of their 2nd cup run IIRC.Their rebuild failed because they wanted rush it and wanted to hold onto Kopi and Doughty instead of trading them like they should have.
>>154870611Words are cheap, he's a good boy.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154870656>Richards their #2C turned into a oxycodone addictWas that Brad Richards? Wondered what happened to that guy.
I have accepted the chaos timeline, Knights are winning the Cup>Torts winning for the laughts>Hart winning to make reddit explode>Marner winning as an excellent middle finger to TorontoistanWill Copey accept my concessions.
>>154870654He was solid in Toronto and for Assvs during their cup run tho NGL
>>154870611Hart couldn't get his dick hard and went back to his hotel room. The whore was more than happy to fuck the other guys at the time as her text messages showed. She even called a guy (possibly Hart) a pussy for not wanting to fuck her.
>avs
REFFIES WANT THIS SERIES OVER AS WELL
>>154870681we live in a strange world, my fren
>>154870656>Stoll another solid D turned into a coke addictbro do you know who he is married to? Ain't no way he's a drug fiendWhere the Kings fucked up is trading prospects for Fiala, Dubois, etc. and drafting Byfield instead of anybody else. If they stuck with the rebuild and brought in a young hungry coach to grow with the players, you'd be looking at another Kings era of dominance
>>154870611She testified she felt she could leave at any time
Although, I do not cheer for the vegas golden knights, my grandmother, who used to make vegas vacation trips, would bring me back golden knights gear that I still have, so I guess you could say that I am a fan.
>>154870685kadris a gay nigga who deserves to lose for abandoning the shames
>>154870685You are not a real NHL player until you get traded away from Toronto
>>154870656>>154870619Thanks for the qrd anons
>>154870692>Hart couldn't get his dick hardbased gooner
refCHADS rise up
>>154870679No, Mike Richards AKA the goat Richards.He was on Philly for the other 3-0 reverse sweep (2nd most recent) in 2010 with his BFF Jeff Carter (also on Kings)Pic related.
>>154870711>trading prospects for Fialathanks!
>>154870716big ups gma, fellow life long Knights fan.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>154870611it doesn't matter. you're never going to get clear air if your team has to tamper with multiple juries to get the case decided by a defence attorney in a wig.
bud was right about toews
Announcer saying VGK is cringe af
>>154870730WE RUN THIS LEAGUE
>>154870719It is a human right to leave Calgary.
Avs getting a huge break here. That was a benulty
>>154870716can't even imagine a grandma existing at the same time as the vegas golden knights those are two completely different timelines
>>154870736Ahh, ok, I remember him now too.
isnt that the ref that rigs it for the avs?
>>154870740For those who don't know Kings traded Brock Faber for Fiala
I'm going to take the trash can out to the curb during intermission
>it's cool to throw the puck out as long as it's touching the boardsinterdasting
>>154870719Flimflams have been shit in the cap era, he deserved better and so did Tkachuk and Bennett
>>154870760more games mean more tickets and ads and gary needs to eat
>>154870777thanks for the reminder. I should do that as well
>reffie prediction is coming trueUh huh, now I know why they're 0-4 with those fags
>>154870775Also for a 1st rounder they turned into Ohgren, who was a, minor, piece of the Hughes trade.
>>154870774Against them, yes. They are like 3-12
Do you guys remember what happened to Arthur Kaliyev when he was on the Kings? He ran up a huge gambling debt and the team refused to cut him or trade him until he paid everyone back, then as soon as he did they cut his ass and he was in the AHL a year later. Insane fumbling of the bag by that guy
>>154870368cope I'm randy
>>154870611>Believing a golddigger foid
>>154870798Maybe they just suck ass when those refs happen to be reffing their games.
Carter hart recently spoke with Ted Cruz how is this not foreign interference?
>>154870798the golden knights have never won a game with gord dwyer in charge. he probably went over to the belagio before the game to put some money down on the avalanche.
>>154870487gotta pull the fabric as taut as possible in order to show off her nubile body, duh
>>154870813thank you for all your hard effort gary!
drinking a Dr Pepper, watching some ice hockeythinking about Marner and the inevitable off-season -_->Dear Gary, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’
>>154870813It’s truly America’s cup
>>154870789Tkachuk deserves nothing but misery, that dude lucked the fuck out with florida
>>154870711https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/13147393/jarret-stoll-felony-drug-charge-dismissed-plea-dealCheck it out nigga.All those early 2010's Kings loved to party, that's just SoCal for ya.
>>154870830think about 1500 days ago
/hoc/ status?
>154870815you already posted this. maybe if you post a 3rd time youll get a (You) faggot
>>154870833and laffer management thought"what a great trade, we gotta get the guy who negotiated such a deal!"
>>154870815both the epitome of retarded albertanswdym?
Ryan strome is back.
>>154870848inflicted with /pol/ :(
>>154870833Winning two cups that aren't asterisked ain't luck nigga, just admit McBust is a loser and KWABOTDecade
>>154870815Hart in an honorary american now
>>154870692He's literally me.
I've got frozen chili in the freezer for 6 months now, is it safe to eat bros?Avalanche looks sloppy and will not win tonight.
>>154870815why does that smol guy look so yiddish?
stone uses 5 rolls of tape per stick
>>154870681i don't really use that gimmick anymore bro but i will be your fren
>>154870730
>>154870878If you eat that, your assvalanche won't be the only thing that's sloppy.
>today's reffies are rigged against the knights>swede says it's rigged against the avalancheUh ok
>>154870777DON'T DO IT MAN. Tomorrow the trash will get a little better. Then the next day the trash will be even better. Don't make a rash decision. Got to the drug store, buy some ether, build a sex dungeon in your mothers basement, gather a harem of abducted women. I'm pulling for ya, we're all in this together. Keep your stick on the ice.
>>154870841LA late 00s/ early 10s was a great place to party. Drugs were easy to find and they had the best underground parties
>>154870872>ain't luck niggayeah, gary's influence sealed the deal
>strome on the panelthe panel is the ultimate destination for washed players
>>154870833>2 cups and Olympic goldHoes mad
>>154870872tkachuk was very little to do with those two cups though
Future rangers coach ryan strome he already helped at least one coach get fired
>>154870898swedecuck is faggot softpusy who is only rooting for ladenskum, the biggest faggot "captian" in the nhl not named jamie benn.
asterisk first period btw
>>154870912
>>154870909They're not really getting paid a whole lot. This is just more to get their feet wet in the world of broadcasting and use it to make connections
>scoreless first intermission in Kelowna
>>154870940>>154870940>>154870940NEW
>>154870927Who won this series btw? I forget.
>>154870619That ain't the whole picture, they held on to Brown way too long and should have gotten rid of when they started their retool.Blake also wanted to hold on to Kopi and Doughty and basically gave them whatever contraxt they wanted which inadvertently prevented them from getting gje depth they could have potentially gotten.
>>154870899But its garbage anon. Tomorrow is my pickup day
>>154870912Read that out loud while looking in a mirror and maybe you can see how stupid that sounds to the rest of us
>>154870909at least hes played in the nhl this decade unlike bieksa or biz or those other boomoids
>>154870944gary bettmanim glad i could clear that up for you
>>154870921Schizo mildcuck at it again. I am a Dead Wings fan.
this years playoffs is very disappointing.
