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scrubbies KEK
*wins*
cubs are dumb lol
This is the thread
I was gonna post something but while waiting for this new thread I forgot what it was. thanks a lot
>black guy trying to stealNo on Adleys watch
How are the Phillies going to compete with the Braves when they aren't even fielding a little league level team? Sale, Strider, Holmes are all rolling and dealing. They have Olson, Riley, and Acuña Jr who hits all these clutch home runs. Who the fuck do the Philadelphia Phillies have? It's gotten so bad that their fans don't even watch baseball anymore.
>>154898525Munetaka Murakami saved my gay faggot life
>>154898548Officer Cal keeping everyone safe
ITFCB*posts gay little anime gif*
doyerbros....we getting made fun of again
I’m a faggot, a cubs faggot!
kyle schwarber does not look realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV-XjvhHdQM
Why does my Yankee make ya seethe
only owners and pussy fans want a salary cap. if you ask the players, it's "no way"
kek doyerpacos gonna have to rely on this nigga instead of Ohtranny
>>154898609God I hate jazz so much Pretentiousness in music form
bird bash in baltimore baby
>>154898622i trust him 100%
>“They’re going to be okay,” Martinez said on ESPN’s First Take. “This is the only time I’m going to wish the loyal fanbase that the Yankees have to just relax a little bit and let them play. Because they have the talent, they have everything they need. And they are going to get healthier, and that’s what they need. They need to get healthier on the pitching staff. I think if they learn what the Dodgers do when there are critical situations, which is to relax and just let the game slow down a little bit, they’re going to be fine,” Martinez said.https://x.com/FirstTake/status/2059657137563869455?s=20
>>154898580>Colts>not Ramswhat?
>>154898626>bodied by disney ass jazz musicKEK
>>154898647'toids are hella sensitive
>>154898639DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YANKEES LOSE
>>154898661>>154898668keep those images back in the archive lil fella
>>154898548how many clones does Steven Vogt have?
>>154898620so are you a doyers fan or yankees fan?
>>154898668Yellow brick road ahh teeth
Mariners
>>154898661>>154898668kek
April 1, 2032. San Antonio Spurs superstar Victor Wembanyama throws out the ceremonial first pitch of the first ever game in the inaugural season of the San Antonio Padres. The Padres spent 96 years in San Diego, California before relocating to San Antonio. The Padres will temporarily play at Nelson W. Wolff Stadium for 3 seasons before moving to their new ballpark in downtown San Antonio in 2035.
>>154898627Birds are the word. Also Agent Zero rocks.
Gerrit Cole already rolling out 0 R, 0 BB, 10 K type outings is just appalling news for the rest of the AL
>>154898712could San Antonio even support an MLB team?
Anybody playing baseball/softball this weekend? We have a big men's league game tomorrow night.
It’s ok to admit Cam Schlittler is better than Bryan Woo
>A SWING AND A DRIVE>TO DEEP RIGHT>...>SAUNDERS AT THE WALL>IT HITS OFF THE TOP OF THE WALL>NAQUIN'S AROUND SECOND>HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THIRD>HE'LL TRY TO SCORE>HERE'S THE THROW>NOT IN TIMEEE
And it’s okay to admit that Bryan Woo isn’t a #1 or even a #2 starter on the Yankees
That looked intentional!
>>154898753just because Shitter is on a better team than Woo doesn’t make him better.
Happy National Hamburger Day /mlb/!
>>154898691Yes! Many are saying this!
>>154898712cope doyerpaco your team is getting gutted
>>154898772Compare the stats and he is this season.
Ownership really gonna lockout the players over the Doggie Dynasty
>>154898782Ok yes maybe this season, but I believe Woo is the better pitcher. Time will tell.
>>154898646LA didn't have an NFL team for 20 years
>>154898772Yes, he's better, he has 1.50 ERA.
>>154898794His team scoring more than 2 runs in his starts does
>>154898728They have a larger population than San Diego.
>>154898772How many bad teams was Felix Hernandez on and he was the hands down best pitcher in both leagues
>getting shelled by a fucking condiment
>>154898772You’re right, the fact that he is better than Bryan Woo in every way makes him better.
Texas is a football state
>>154898772Numbers don’t lie he’s better in every statistical category lmao.
>>154898827That was some fucking Hellmans sauce on that one imo
>>154898772Him being better makes him better.
>>154898772Woo has a 4 ERA what are you talking about brother
>>154898772Bro are you stupid?
my jaysies making 5 era pitchers look like cy young
>>154898772You’re an idiot
>>154898759This is what I do when I'm at the ballgame whenever the national anthem is played. I put on my airpods and blast some Marilyn Manson and cover my eyes with my hands, while I'm still seated.
>>154898782>>154898794>>154898830>>154898838>>154898844>>154898852>>154898857It's all a state of mind. Schlitter performs better because he's playing for a better team. Woo on the Yankees would be getting better numbers than him while Schlitter on a flyover team would suck.
>>154898772dumb ass
>>154898852ERA can be a bit fake. Case in point how the defense can limit runs considerably or create more even if it is not errors.
>>154894059thanks bro
>>154898772Fucking drone
is skenes washed?
Seiya Slap!!!
>Paul Kweens
>>154898870I agree RE: defense, a guy like Stanton in RF could cost the team several runs, but a guy like Judge who actually cut someone down at home yesterday saved the team a run.
Adorable how many of you lil guys think the Yankees are better than the Mariners LOL
>>154898881>play out of your mind and your team also has a winning record>still struggling with attendancehe's officially tapped out and is waiting to get traded for a big market team. He simply can't be bothered.
>>154898881BJs wrecked him.
>>154898728>Largest city in Texas>Population more than San Diego>NL does not have a team in TexasIt's perfect
>>154898893bizarre how bad pirates attendance is is it hard to get to that stadium or something
the toronto baby birds
>>154898893>>play out of your mind and your team also has a winning record>>still struggling with attendance>he's officially tapped out and is waiting to get traded for a big market team. He simply can't be bothered.But enough about the Rays.
I'm thinking 200M floor and 300M cap
>>154898890They are tho
>>154898902Houston and DFW are both way bigger than San Antonio fuck are you on about lad
>>154898904Pittsburgh is a football town>>154898910Tampa is also a football town
>>154898904Pittsburgh is like the second or third smallest market in MLB and the Pirates are easily behind the Steelers and Penguins in terms of fandom.+ The Pirates have been bad forever
>>154898909That is Dunedin.
>>154898917I'm thinking you suck my cock bitch
>>154898925Denver is a football town yet they still get 30k+ at every game to watch their perennially shitty baseball team
>>154898932What else is there to do in Colorado during the summer?
tfw best pitcher in NL Central
>>154898928:{
>>154898932Their park looks comfy. The Trop tho... fuck that place.
>>154898938Good point. Nothing to do in Colorado in summer
he's officially tapped out and is waiting to get traded for a big market team. He simply can't be bothered.btw why doesn't cheap teams just spend more?
Done with my first shift at wingstop kek these tendies have a street value of $200 but I got it all for free
>>154898946Who wants to hike and explore nature?
>>154898852>>154898870tbqh I think most of the yaks starting rotation is better but yeah all /our/ guys have been fucked considerably by 2 months of leo rivas and jp crawford defensecole has been awesome tho and is winning a gold glove
>>154898626Pleb opinion
>>154898958Denver has been flooded with mexicans and they aren't into that
>>154898902>>NL does not have a team in Texasbecause of gay division changes, the astros should've never left the NL. Switch them with the Rocks or something
>>154898959They hit better and they pitch better. Ms are mediocre at best.
Attamaya
>>154898955Hand 'em over.
>>154898955good to see that your employer provide you lunch
>>154898970The obvious thing to do is to just swap Astros and Brewers back to the leagues they started in.
>>154898959Brendan flyover has been lowkey shit at 3B when healthy too. Also Naylor isn’t good on D
>it was the Yankees have no defense and a lot of errors>now it’s the Yankees pitchers are only good because of the Yankees defense Flyovers kek
>>154898968Sad. Rocky Mountains are beautiful.
>>154898958I was being sarcastic. Sorry I forgot this entire board is autistic. Colorado has S-tier outdoors and great summer weather, especially at altitude
>>154898920DFW area is a clusterfuck of 100 smaller cities with 100k residents all clumped together.
>>154898968Mexico is a place of immense natural beauty
>>154898973M's have a good bullpen this year and the rotation other than Castillo has been better than last year (but not 2024 good) The hitting is a problem but the biggest issue is honestly the defense on the left side of the infield.
If we get a salary cap will that retroactively mean that championships before the cap don't count?
>>154898984He's missing hops and it sucks
>the White Sox "regression" was going 2-4 on a west coast tripThe league is on notice.
>>154899000check'd and true
>>154899015doyers and yankees become 49ers and cowboys 2.0, no rings post cap
>>154899000based full house
>>154899000Tell me more about the gay resorts in PV.
>>154899018>0 run differentialyou guys should stop playing now
>>154899015opposite, post salary cap teams are now inferior and not worth talking about
Unlucky merchants #28 soon.
>make salary cap>Mets and Dodgers given loopholes and basically exempt.
Viva Los Angeles Doyers y Los Vaqueros de Dallas. BAU BAU!
>>154899038You wish.
>>154899053kys
>>154899046>the two richest teams are 1 and 2
>>154898904Pittsburgh people are lowkey hipster faggots if they sold the Pirates and remade them to be the Major League Soccer Los Piratas in the same stadium they would be selling out every game.
>>154899052teams can pass salary cap the way that nba teams do, give "extra" incentives like the clippers and lakers
>>154899056the twins are garbage, to be fair
PCA is sperging out again.
autistic poodrepaco seething kek
>>154899066>the top team doesn’t even have a World Series ring in 3 decades
where is winky with his charts
>>154899115Died from cirrhosis.Alcohol is bad for you
>>154899126I didn't know. I'm so sorry
>>154899126Alcohol is the only reason to live.
>>154899126>Alcohol is bad for youkeep it under 12 beers a night and its fine
Uncs on the mound are owning zoomers in the Jays Os game
>>154899115Died from pustulating anal lesions from one of his clients Being a gay escort is bad for you.
>>154899142>>154899152It’s bad for you
>>154899152How much liquor can I drink with those 12 beers?
>Sho-Time Dodgers are gonna threepeat and usher in the salary cap era of baseballLmao
>>154899161Oxygen is slowly poisoning you.
cappies ain't gonna like this kek
>>154899174>liquorbut i barely met her..
>>154899161alcohol has helped countless people thru social situations. think of how many men wouldve never found their wife if they didnt have some liquid courage first
>>154899179Kek commies btfo
>>154899174a few shots but only if youre socializing (the genny doesnt count unless youre posting at the bar)
You now remember Corbin Burnes and Shane Bieber
>>154899179if a lockout happens you think trump will weigh in?
The Rays are better than the Dodgers and they suffered the Wander Franco nerf. Let that sink in.
>>154899204baseball is just a dice roll
>>154899204Brewers and Blue Jays were better than the Dodgers last year
>>154899179I don't know if I can do another lockout offseason
How does the salary cap affect players already under contracts.
woo~
>>154899179>compensationfor what? playing baseball isn't some kind of hard labor
>>154899225mm in any metric no? dodgers had a better rotation, better batting lineup and fielders than the brewers and jays
Get it together, Buccos.
do you have to physically wear this salary cap on your head?
Im a faggot, a Met faggot!
>>154899233players currently under contract will ofc count towards the floorotherwise how would you get to 172 million
>>154898525
>>154899179There's 100% going to be a salary cap. Billionaires are more powerful than ever, congress will get involved if players don't succumb
>>154899204>he fell for the small ball meme o kek
Im a Met fan and I just pee'd a little over this salary cap thing.
Youtube essays are saying that the Rays are doing some Moneyball 2 shit by getting players who were undervalued because statcast doesn't like them.
Mets ruined baseball by being shitters and raising the red flag for the owners association on how far is too far when it comes to spending
They should make the salary cap $40.
>>154899279Youtube essays are retarded. They're just a small ball team with decent pitching that's trending towards normalcy. I'm having a laugh at all these 'tuber who blew their load over the moneyball comparisons.
The Pirates are single handedly getting the Cubs right.
They should make the salary cap about $3.50.
imagine thinking giving soto double what he's worth simply to win an offseason would magically bring a championship to your cursed franchise
Will there be a 2027 season?
Blow gays kek
>>154899279theyre just using the eye test instead of (((ai)))
>>154899309the Mets overpaid Soto and killed baseball until the next cba agreement. 2 bird with 1 stone.
>memeriners>championship rotationkek
>>154899310no. we become a bananaball genny
>>154899320The Rays lost all credibility when they sent away Blake Snell, Tyler Glasnow, and Joe Ryan to flyover teams.
They should just pay ballplayers by the hour and set the floor at fed minimum wage. Cap is double that.
>>154899315Lol what fucking retard made this?
If the Cubs blow this, I'm jumping off the Tri State into the Des Plaines River.
>>154899333Get ready to learn NPB buddy
my poor billionaire owners can't afford to pay these players, they need that money to buy more casinos and betting sites
>>154899344someone who doesn't know what elite means
no...NO!!!
Scuba...kek
>>154899354
We’re rolling suicide
SUH MUH DIH BIH
>>154899315Nobody actually wants or needs Skubal at the deadline, they just don’t want him on a competitor’s roster. Imagine the Mariners with Skubal, Woo, Miller, Gilbert, and Emerson Hancock. That goes from solid rotation to un hittable demons.
>>154899380No. Not here. None of that. Nuh uh.
>>154899380and there it is
It’s an off day and my Mets are still getting roasted in the genny
>>154899356The Guardians rotation is ELITE (for the A.L.)
Do you guys wanna hear about my parlay that didn't hit?
>mariners>championship rotation
>mclean is dealing tonight
>>154899427yes
umm.. youtube essays told me cheap owners just don't want to spend money..So why are they suddenly for a floor ??
>>154899441mindbroken by big dodger cock (its been hours)
>McLean is dealing
sit the FUCK down!!!
Teruaki Sato will save the Boston Red Sox.
Can the Cubs get back on track
>>154899453he's coming home to our Dodgers
ngl..
>>154899463'fraid not
>memeriners>championship rotation>McLean is dealing
>>154899453too expensive for the Red sux
Cam Schlittler is like one of those bullpen guys who just comes out of the pen and throws gas except he can do it for 8 innings straight and not feel tired at 100 pitches. Surely he sweeps the Cy Young award.
>>154899463>white women the day they turn 25
Nolan McLean is like one of those bullpen guys who just comes out of the pen and throws gas except he can do it for 8 innings straight and not feel tired at 100 pitches. Surely he sweeps the Cy Young award.
SKUBA...kek
Bryan Woo is like one of those bullpen guys who just comes out of the pen and throws gas except he can do it for 8 innings straight and not feel tired at 100 pitches. Surely he sweeps the Cy Young award.
>>154899418no it's not. Gavin and Messick are fantastic. Bibee is hit or miss and keeps trying to field popups like he's trying for a gold glove or something. Cantillo and Cecconi consistently have bad innings every game.
kek cubtrannies
Shohei Ohtani is like one of those bullpen guys who just comes out of the pen and throws gas except he can do it for 8 innings straight and not feel tired at 100 pitches. Surely he sweeps the Cy Young award. He also hits massive dongs.
Jeff Hoffman is like one of those starter guys who just comes out of the gate and throws gas except he can do it for 1 inning straight and not feel tired at 15 pitches. Surely he sweeps the Mariano Rivera award.
Trevor Bauer is like one of those bullpen guys who just comes out of the pen and throws gas except he can do it for 8 innings straight and not feel tired at 100 pitches. Surely he sweeps the Cy Young award.
>>154898685a fan of the people who make it happen: THE PLAYERSPAY THEM
Ryback is like one of those bullpen guys who just comes out of the pen and throws gas except he can do it for 8 innings straight and not feel tired at 100 pitches. Surely he sweeps the Cy Young award.
>>154899521My Yankees need something to measure themselves against. The Guardians rotation is the only one in the A.L. worth a damn IMHO.
>>154899535It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
Fuck my ass is like one of those bullpen guys who just comes out of the pen and throws gas except he can do it for 8 innings straight and not feel tired at 100 pitches. Surely he sweeps the Cy Young award.
What happened to Boog? Did he have another heart attack?
Juan Soto is like one of those competitive eater guys who just comes out of the car and throws 200 hotdogs into his mouth with 1 cup of water except he can do it for 9 innings straight and not feel tired at 100 hotdogs. Surely he sweeps the gastric bypass surgery.
PCA is like one of those bullpen guys who just comes out of the pen and throws gas except he can do it for 8 innings straight and not feel tired at 100 pitches. Surely he sweeps the Cy Young award.
The Mindfucker is like one of those shitposter guys who just comes out of the bed and throws together a 100 post meltdown except he can do it for 8 hours straight and not feel tired at 10 posts. Surely he sweeps the mental illness award.
Mindfucker em
>>154899625Sah-WINGGG and a miss
The Mariners Rotation is like one of those championship rotations who just comes out of the gate and throws gas except they can do it for 9 innings straight and not feel tired at the 7th inning stretch. Surely they sweep the World Series.
But in all seriousness the salary cap talks happening before salary floor talks is diabolical
>>154899672salary cap implies salary floor, the other 3 leagues all have floors
>>154899672sign of the times. the haves think there's something virtuous about their behavior right now and are up front about it.
Lmao nice fucking challenges ya dingus
>>154899683What I’m trying to understand is, in practice, were this to go in effect, how are teams expected to get under the cap?Will there be grandfather clauses for existing contracts, a soft transition with luxury tax, or are we talking teams having to trade/drop players out the gate?
bro really said the mariners have a championship rotation *dying rose emoji*
good luck getting these cheap owners to agree to a floor though...wait.. what??NOOO!!
Our strongest strat, doing nothing.
You see the thing about PCA is that while he can't hit, can't catch, can't throw, is fundamentally shit, has the baseball IQ of a ferret, throws a tantrum every time he doesn't get a hit, showboats inconsiquential plays, and let's hecklers get the best of him, he just plays the game the right way. You have to respect him, or else you hate baseball.
just waitin on these scubas to scuba...
why are the fans not involved in the cba discussions? after all, its /our/ money that enriches the owners/players...
>>154899717I’ll accept 171 million dollar floor. That said, don’t think the ceiling should be this low
>>154899721All they have to do is not swing and still fuck it up 90% of the time
>>154899727fans can have the biggest say by simply not going and boycotting but the average normie is too much of a passive goycattle to do anything
>>154899717A cap would help players stop being greedy and getting retarded overpays. Soto is in no way worth 50M, Tucker in no way is worth 60M, and so on. And even then, it means teams can't get as many superstars since they'd command a lot of moneys so the league would be more competitive
>>154899705how to strong arm the Dodgers and Yankees and whoever else not to negotiate their own independent tv deals and buy into a system that gives the league complete control is what I wonder about
>>154899751sir, you are talking to a goycattle.
ive heard wrigley has been a ghost town since pca's disgusting act. the lovable losers no more - these cubbie bears give ya the ick.
What are the rags getting the astros for father's day?
>>154899795a three-team trade that sends Yainer Diaz to the Yankees.
imagine getting struck out by THE tyler rodgers
>>154899786Girlcott still in full effect.
>>154899705>Will there be grandfather clauses for existing contractsyes the league will agree that Ohtani's, Tucker's, Yamamoto's, Freeman's, Mookie's, Diaz's and Glasnow's contracts will not count towards the capthe cap is only meant to effect players like Mitch Keller or Andrew Benintendi
sit the FUCK down!!!walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!
>>154898626youre just saying that to be gay
>>154899845How can you walk if your already sitting?
the tyler rogers soft contact is so frustrating sometimes
>>154899854
>>154899837Dodgers winning is good for baseball
>>154899867The last thing a small child sees before painful anal rape.
>sidearm pitchers
>>154899868many are saying this
>>154899854>your
people who want a salary cap are the same as cubstrannies and reckerfaggots
>>154899883they got him finally.
Baseball is just changing with the times; kids don't like baseball anymore. They're losing fans; they need the cap and floor to even it out and make baseball enjoyable again.
>team has 2 ABS challenges in the 8th>bitch about (correct) call>don't challengeWhat a pussy.
>>154899315The Indians are winning the al central bud.
orioles and jays having a mid off, battle of the slurp
which rape shelter is pca doing his community service at? i know them all.
HAPP SLAPP
>>154899948Wrigleysville Dogs
>>154899935semicolons are reddit
>>154899946Erm we're almost at .500 now
Ian Happ is not a big league-ready second baseman like Jazz Chisholm Jr.
That Happ homer only makes it funnier when the Cubs blow it.
Does it seem out of place to anyone else that mid size cities like Philly and Atlanta are at the top?
We need the Pirates and Reds leading this division like the good old days.
>>154899988Atlanta has the largest sphere of influence in baseball.
>>154899999that ain't a quints worthy post
>>154899988The fact that so many teams are below the floor is much more concerning than the teams above the cap it's just that the Dodgers skew everything against those top 6 teams.
>>154899988thanks RC
>>154899999Cubs, you have been put on notice.
the doyers can probably get a good prospect package for yamamoto if they need to dump salaryso it's not all doom and gloom
>>154899988Just delete all those teams down there
i found out why skenes has been shook
>>154900062The Yankees have been following this formula for a decade+ now. They know how to let people walk and not tender blank cheques IMO. The Yankees will be fine as well. They can get under by just non-tendering Grisham and a couple of other bums.
>>154900009yep. places like tennessee and the carolinas don't have their own team, so they default to being braves fans
Lotta flyovers taking MLB's side on this labour dispute
The Orioles have won 13 in a row against the American League East. They still have to face the Blue Jays, Red Sox, and Blue Jays next in a row, all again, before mid-June.Could they take over the division by mid-June?
>>154900107>so they default to being braves fansthey don't, it's mostly dodgers and yankees bandwagoners in those parts
The Buccos need to get their shit together!
>pooie fagland has he done anything positive in the clutch
>>154899988>mid size cities>Philly>Atlanta
>>154900081Why'd anyone hang with a former college gymnast and aspiring "actress" (i.e. slut)
feels good to have a reliable closer, gg berds
not so smug now, bird
>>154900138>bandwagonersWhat law says you can't support a team outside of your geographical location? The Yankees and Dodgers are international teams. They got love from all parts, and their fanbases are the most well-traveled. That doesn't make them bandwagons.
>>154900022there's no point for those teams to spend because even if they go all out they'll get outspent by the Dodgers anyway and it'll all go to waste, they don't want to risk being Mets 2.0
>>154900194if u aint DODGERS u gay asf ese
they should keep the floor but there's no way the players will accept a capjust cap salaries instead, no way guys should be making over 50mil a year
>>154900138https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/04/24/upshot/facebook-baseball-map.html
Tiny little alien worms comes out of your penis when you cum, think about that
The pitcher's head is full of gold. Only you can unlock it.
>>154900212>no way guys should be making over 50mil a yearunless you're Vladimir Guerrero Jr. of course
>>154899935We need move diving too. The league needs to raigbait the internet to fake interest and engagement.
Cum smells and taste like chicken
>>154900252didn't say that, why should someone who has only hit 3 hrs this year make over 50 mil
That's a FUCKING strike. Open your FUCKING eyes and you might FUCKING see it.
>>154900261I don't even remember the last time I saw a guy slide headfirst into first base; it's like they aren't even trying anymore. No wonder .250 is the new .300
>>154900271I've never had chicken.
>>154900291who the fuck wants to risk injury tryharding to first base in some random game in May
Why is the blue jays sidewinder being racist towards Jews again?
>>154900161Yes
>>154900331common for brownoids
>>154900316No offense, but you have to be a fucking pussy to get injured sliding into first. You're not even in the field of play; you're down the line, you're not sliding into home into a human body like you are at second and third. There's literally zero injury risk sliding into first.
pca on a fucking mission
>>154900335No
OVERTURNED you FUCKING moron
>>154900352Tyler Rogers is the most white Germanic-looking motherfucker ever, dude. What are you talking about?
>>154900331>we must secure the existence of our flock and a future for blue hatchlings
Everything is larger in Atlanta I was down there once and this chicks clit was like a foot long and the weight of her clitty made her pussy lips close up and swell into two balls.
I bet he wishes he could have being mindbroken by a foid overturned
>>154900411She fucked my ass, go cubs!
>>154900411average thursday night in a black community
>>154900291forget the kids name but the white sox had a prospect 5 or 6 years ago who tore a hamstring trying to beat out a single. he never really made it in the bigs
>>154900331the orange duck fears the jay
>>154900478What a pussy, probably a lazy zoomer. Ichiro never got injured speeding to first.
>>154900411I've never seen more trannies in my life than when I was in Atlanta for 3 years for work. It's insane and they're all black.still Go Braves btw.
>>154900489That bird is a homosexual
>>154898572Schwarber and Harper have been most of the offense. The Phillies are being carried by having the best starters in the league. Sanchez and Wheeler are both potential Cy Young award contenders. The offense needs to get better but the starting rotation is good enough that they're going to be a threat to any team in a playoff series even if the offense mostly isn't that great.
I make up 30% of the posts in this subreddit every day, what have you fuckers done to keep /mlb/ alive?
>>154900550Filtered by the Braves in 3
kek doggie doos
[vv]cubs [W]in!gg pirates
>subreddit
>>154899929he can't hurt me anymore
Go Cubs Go!
>>154900596>>154900561
so what NPB team are we rooting for?
>>154900620THE HIROSHIMA RED SOX
>>154900550Wonder how many of these were restaurants and bars with the tv on and no one watching
>>154900515you wouldn't believe how much "transphobic violence" is just brothas getting mad they got catfished by a zesty fella in a dress
>>154900570I make positive, innocuous posts about the Mariners. They usually cause seething!
>>154900620
>>154900620why would you root for a team in a foreign country that you have to ties to?do you also have a premier league team?kek
baseball is better when the cubs lose.
>>154900664america is better when the cubs lose
>>154900662>tftp
>>154900662Nice grammar retard
>>154900677humanity is better when the cubs lose
>>154900178Blackface
>>154900689thanks
KEK did poodrepacos think no one would notice this?
>>154900694so true
>>154900717Aaron Judge did this last week.
Trump should ban the MLBPA
>>154900657i swallow these
>>154900754drumpf needs to remove the dh from the nl via executive order
>>154900736who'd he blow?
>>154900772Where will faggot Mike play?
>want to watch highlights>turn on Quick Pitch>5+ minutes of nerd bullshit
>>154900772too busy tryna get his face to be on the 250 dollar bill he's trying to get created
>>154900774bodied
>>154900774your mom faggot
cubs lost to the pirates
>>154900832
Holy fuck how do people watch basketball? It’s fuckign boring. Luv luckswing. Luv handegg. Hate floorsqueak
>>154900872the hockey playoffs have been a slurpfest too
>>154900872Basketball’s extremely fun to play and incredibly unbearable to watch. Perhaps at complete opposite poles. It’s an interesting case study
>>154900872>>154900917it needs more white players
The White Sox are 28-22 with +31 RD after the first two series of the season.
>>154900872NBA playoffs are good. The regular season is unwatchable. Teams don’t try on the regular season. 6-8 teams are actively trying to lose
>>154900872You only really need to watch the last 5 minutes or so. You're just missing a 3 pt chuckfest the rest of the game.
smart baseball kings eating good this season
>>154901044Shit they had 25 game series? Fix the schedule Manfred
>Jaylen Brown passes it to Jaylen Green- STOLEN by Jaylen Blue, shoots (another) three pointer… BANG! AND THE FOUL! and the Warriors lead the Thunder 138-92
>>154901062based sneks
My rags suck
>>154901064Where did you even get that number?
>>154901161just like my mariners
The AL West is so soulless
>>154901251Nuh uh.
>>154901251What's making you say that?
>>154901251Houston and Angels are soulless. The other three have SOVL
>>154901251The West is so soulless
>the poodres have a negative run differential lmfaoban these faggots from the genny already
Soxdgers!
>>154901251The AL central, NL central, AL East and NL West are all way more soullessThe mariners alone have more SOVL than most divisions
>>154901251they’re actually one of the most sovlfvl 2bhthis post is def from a seething flyover
>OKC 7 free throws>Spurs 19 free throwsNBA umpies got the call!
why don't they make baseball movies anymore?
>>154901482no one cares about baseball anymore
>>154901482they don't make sports movies in general anymore, just not profitablenothing that isn't branded IP is profitable, no comedy movies, no romantic movies, just capeslop and IPslop
>>154901382The AL West is by far the most soulless division in baseball and it’s not even particularly closepower rankings:1. NL Central2. NL East3. AL Central[small gap]4. AL East[gap]5. NL West...6. AL East
>>154900872i dont get it. and even if the game is close, the final 2:00 is insufferable with all the stoppages and intentional fouling. i understand the strategy but its just gay as fuck.
>>154901482the movie market is mullatoid these days and mixed breeds dont do baseball. maybe if the hispanic population hits some critical level you'll start seeing them again, but main characters will be named espizo or juanny not tommy or scott
>>154901519NL East and West have to be equal, don't care if you bring one up or the other down
>>154901529i love bball but the pro game is really fucking bad these days
>>154901382and in case you needed another reminder, your expansion-era astroturfed division will never be relevant.
>>154901046playoffs have been awful this year, the finals is promising
>>154901482Does anybody else find it weird that there were so many kids/family baseball movies in the early nineties, and then they just stopped making them right as the strike happened?
>>154901519>6. AL EastAL West*, obviously
>>154901507Project Hail Mary was very successful. Obsession was very successful. Backrooms will be very successful. You’re completely wrong. Capeshit and endless sequels have lost audiences. Original films are back
the sandlot is rape culture and should be delisted from streaming services
>>154901519It's because it's the division with the weakest markets. Texas is a football state and isn't exactly a hotspot for baseball. Angels and Athletics are irrelevant compared to Dodgers/Padres/Giants, and Seattle is boring and soulless too.
>>154901642>Original films are backnot until they start using practical effects again and get rid of these ultra rez digital computer homo cameras. every single new movie has this glossy, clean look that just sucks
>>154901342what I wouldn't give to listen to that booth
>>154901536The Dodgers and the Giants are the sole reason why this isn’t closer to the bottom — though you have to keep in mind that they’re based in NYC, and their continuing rivalry in California is partially manufacured.Other than that, you have the middle-of-the-road Padres that suffers from little brother syndrome, and those two other forgettable teams that have a lot of empty seats
>>154901519quintessential east coastie post LOL
>>154901659Seattle is one of the most beautiful cities in America
Those first place M's have the east coasties besides themselves.
>>154901663That’s exactly what PHM and Backrooms are bud. Original concepts with practical effects.
>>154901482they perfected the baseball movie in 2005 with the smash hit "fever pitch" starring drew barrymore and jimmy fallon, a film that single-handedly broke the curse of the bambino.
please RSVP in the discord to our mleb meetup!
Fun fact of the day (take note east coasties!):Portland OR (150 miles south of Seattle) is farther north than Portland ME
>>154900182based plastic customer
Reminder the Mariners aren't even playing today and you faggot losers are still posting about MY M's instead of your own teams! Very SAD!
Rags kinda suck huh?
>>154901644when squints brutally raped wendy at the pool I got so angry I had to take a few laps around my house to decompress. how this was allowed in a kids movie is beyond me
>>154901775False flag yet again. Not a mariners fan.
>>154901778Rangers might have lost that series but actually they have a better run diff so they are obviously the better team.
>>154901781i immediately threw myself into the garage and had a bout of primal screaming
>>154901763OK but what's the distance between Bellingham WA and Tillamook OR
>>154901793
stros wingg ragsa nice 7-3 road trip with a pleasant ending. time to head back home to take on the broors
>>154901778always have. i think they even somehow managed to win a championship a few years ago due to clerical error or something. what a forgettable team
american cheese
>>154901799Idk maybe 250 miles as the crow flies
Astros are winning the AL West btw
>>154901817Pretty sure Randy Johnson and the dbacks won that 'eries.
>>154901821you have my attention
>>154901826They aren’t!
Fun fact of the day (take note west coasties!):Portland ME doesn’t have sidewalks that are riddled with used needles.
>>154901826Nobody says this.
>>154901855>Portland MENot everything has to be about you.
>>154901826>25-32nah bro>only 3 games backlol nvm
>>154901821>eating cheese from a caveCouldn't be me
>>154901855https://wgme.com/news/local/its-readily-available-portland-sees-concerning-rise-in-methamphetamine-usage-maine-drugs-homelessness-mental-healthOH NOOH NO NO NO NO
>>154901883ONE OF US ONE OF USGOOBLE GOBBLEONE OF US
I envy east coasties. They live in their little Atlantic bubble, blissfully ignorant of everything else. It must be nice
>>154901821looks like colby, or perhaps a medium cheddar
>>154901914go on
>>154901906We keep this entire country up and running. Keep smoking weed and jerking off in the park like a good west coastie. We never expected you to contribute anyway.
>>154901817Rags have 3 world series appearances since 2010. Most teams don’t.
>>154901931but do they have fans on /mlb/?
>>154901821>american cheese>that color>that texturewho exactly were you trying to fool?
>>154901931>bragging about how many world series you lostweird flex but okay
>>154901923i've not got much else to say, other than it's deeply disappointing that "american cheese" has been raped by megacorpos to mean "kraft singles" when there's so much decent cheese being made here
>>154901927>let’s just disregard California utterly mogging the entire east coast I don’t blame you for not knowing this! You’re an east coastie, not your fault!
>>154901948how do we stop them
>>154901963cool! now adjust per capita!
>>154901965indescribable violence
>>154901975Lmaoooooo coping so hard You’d think NY would have the biggest state economy being the financial capital of the world!
I have a theoryI think manfred is doing something to sabotage Skenes' chances to win the cy young just so Ohtani can have his "muh cy yung" momentAnother theoryManfred took role as commissioner in 2015The Cleveland Indians went to the world series the next yearThis was out of his control and he was shittin bricks about itAnd, being the kike cocksucker he is, didn't want thatAnd you know why?Last time the Indians won the world series was in 1948And funny enough, Isreal was formed as country in 1948Manfred knew that if the Indians won the world series, Israel would cease to existBut the zionist jews nor Manfred didn't want that to happenSo Manfred, with a target on his head, had to think of somethingAnd soon, the Indians led 3-1 in the seriesSo Manfred rigged the next 3 games the best that he couldBut the Indians fought back, and game 7 went into extrasBut Manfred had HAARP on his sideHe contacted them before the game and got them to manipulate the weather to cause a 17 minute rain delay before the 10th inningJust enough time to disrupt the Indians flowThen 6 years later, with the help of the zionist jews, got the Cleveland Indians to change their name to the Cleveland GuardiansThe Indians won't be able to win the world series and get rid of Israel because they're not the Indians anymoreIf the Indians won the world series in 2016, Israel would not exist today
but I like kraft singles...
>>154902002..magnets
>>154902002>The Cleveland *ndiansIt’s the Guardians you chud
>>154902002didnt read
>>154902002what the fuck are you on about?
small market teams don't deserve to win because they're poor and lame
>give me 243 million dollars
>>154902002im not going to read this buy i saw an image or article of the top ten nl contenders for cy young this year a day or two ago and skenes wasnt even on it, sanchez is obviously the top guy right now
>>154901775MDS
>>154901963isnt new york tiny?
>>154902002Manfred deployed his secret weapon
there's still like 18 hours until baseball
>>154902244wake me at 6:15pm
>>154902266IT SHOULD’VE BEEN MESHE SHOULD’VE BEEN WITH ME
>>154902266shes so mint
I can haz nu?
>>154902319
>>154902219State has 20 million people and NYC is the financial capital of earth
>>154902336and home to sbarro - the best slice in da city
>>154902266Livvy owes me sex
>>154902002this is exactly the kind of shit ca*adians say about bettman and the nhl for an excuse why their country hasn't won a stanley in decades
aussiebros...
>>154902356I have no idea how New Mexico is that high, not the slightest idea what that state produces
>>154902374It very may well be meth
the bearie poster was unhinged ...
>>154901697NL east is the same thing, just that the braves phillies and mets trade places between partially manufactured rivalry teams + little brother team, but also with two forgettable empty seaters
>>154895508>>154895508>>154895508recycle
>>154902412early!
>>154902354nah but they do be rigging it for southern team in hockey tho
